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Date   : 07/02/2014    Duedate: 07/15/2014

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DM 101    TURN 640

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555   25   14   0 64.1   12 RED FURY 9/786       172  172   0 50.0
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658                     RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666               13 FURRY FURY 81/1593    89  104   1 46.1
  2 SEA DOGS 9/1468      927  631   8 59.5      BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    SEA DOGS 18/426                          14 TREKKERS 29/1534     170  204   4 45.5
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                   15 QUEEN 9/1629         127  158   0 44.6
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                      TRIBE 24/1648
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      RUN DMC 1/1626
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      EPIC RAP 43/1656
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     PEARL JAM 4/1638
  3 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672   29   20   1 59.2      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
  4 OMNITRIX 30/1677      10    7   0 58.8      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
  5 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601  135   97   2 58.2      CRITICALS 75/1635
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   AL BUMS II 84/1636
  6 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  111   82   0 57.5      AL BUMS VI 84/1665
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     BLOOD GANG 99/1532
  7 MACHINES OF  6/1631   54   40   2 57.4      STILLMATIC 36/1652
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
  8 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    414  310   2 57.2      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       WEBL GREATS 84/1675
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
  9 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146  1281 1060  18 54.7      BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
 10-THE GUILD 29/432     349  297   5 54.0      BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    THE NIGHT'S WATCH 9/787                     INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
 11 T-3 98/1591          180  171   1 51.3   16 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530   92  125   1 42.4
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608                    17 ENIGMA 1 82/1664      26   38   0 40.6
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609                       SCRABBLE 65/1662
    SERPENTS HOLD 59/1673                       TREXTRAS 56/1660
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                       TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                       OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623                   18 ARROGANCE 18/755     550  877  11 38.5
    DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619                 19-SHADOWMIST 29/1674     0    2   0  0.0
    SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     I'd like to wish my guildmates luck in the upcoming FtF.  Surly Deckhand, no
hard feelings about killing me in the last tourney.  Keel Hauler and Kung Pao
Kolactan, I hope one of you kills Surly Deckhand.
     Best of luck to everyone in Freshmen,

Baked Convincia

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, okay, people are all rushing in and out of the office trying to "hurry me
up."  What if I don't want to be hurried?
     Significant point movements, as chosen by Zontani Sharp Eyes:  Threshpack up 42.
Down with the King, down 36.  Same fight.
     Most avoided, Enigma 1, by Royal Flush.  Most challenged, Keel Hauler.
     Sixty-six fights, eight challenges, twelve standbys.  A busy day!  With the
Commission's runner waiting impatiently by my desk, whittling notches in it with a
dagger, I can't talk about sixty-six fights, that's too many.  And to talk about just
eight challenge fights and the title match is too few.  So you're getting the top
twenty.  And maybe not a lot of comment, either.

     DAGAN (21-7201) (42-34-0,171) of BLOOD AND SAND fought STICKY FINGERS (42-4523)
(31-6-1,146) of DUNGEON CELL.  DAGAN devastated STICKY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.  Easiest way to deal with sticky fingers is to cut 'em off, right?
     LEAPS INTO THE AIR (75-85) (42-36-1,162) of CRITICALS fought GOPHER BAROQUE (2-
3359) (86-73-0,148) of CREAM OF THE SLOP.  LEAPS INTO THE AIR savagely defeated
GOPHER BAROQUE in a 3 minute fight.  Aerial attack!
     KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (37-21-2,206) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought RUPTURE (99-
3463) (30-20-4,180) of BLOOD GANG.  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was subdued by RUPTURE in an
exciting 3 minute bout.  Some people just don't appreciate foreign food, you know?
     SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (55-50-0,191) of SORE LOSERS fought BIG BILL
BROONZY (6-6640) (30-20-0,159) of BLACK AND BLUES.  SLAP YOURSELF SILLY devastated
BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.  Now Big Bill is looking silly.
     TOMAS (56-749) (46-81-6,195) of MEN OF STEEL fought VIPER (36-7544) (37-23-
0,172) of SERPENTS HOLD.  TOMAS was vanquished by VIPER in a 2 minute bloody one-
sided fray.  Those serpents are everywhere!
     THE WAD O' GAS (82-13378) (45-27-0,183) of ENIGMA 1 fought ERIK (56-3399) (40-
65-0,203) of MEN OF STEEL.  THE WAD O' GAS outlasted ERIK in a popular 7 minute
bloody duel.  Well, no wonder, gas is more patient than steel.  A little flighty,
maybe, but patient.

     WELL DON (16-6079) (29-8-0,195) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS fought EBONY (10-3116) (32-
15-0,172) of DRAGON LORDS.  WELL DON was devastated by EBONY in a 2 minute bloody
mismatched bout.  Tough luck for Unwell Don.
     SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (66-33-1,229) of SEA DOGS fought DISSIDENT (4-6672) (30-
25-2,196) of PEARL JAM.  SPARE ANCHOR bested DISSIDENT in an exciting 4 minute
battle.  An anchor tied to the feet will do it every time.
     HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (28-10-1,215) of SEA DOGS fought REUNITED (14-4771)
(36-36-1,182) of WU-TANG FOREVER.  HARBOR MASTER was subdued by REUNITED in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute competition.  Huh, I hadn't noticed that Harbor Master has a five-
digit personal id number.
     SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (72-73-1,292) of SEA DOGS fought RIPPY BRICKBOY (101-1)
(0-0-0,200) of Alastari's Finest Trainers.  SURLY DECKHAND handily defeated RIPPY
BRICKBOY in an exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.  Nothing left but brick dust.
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (32-13-0,239) of SEA DOGS fought ASSUR (18-7821) (62-
118-2,190) of ARROGANCE.  BURIED TREASURE overpowered ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.  Nothing like a surge of greed.

The challenges:
     DEEP BLUE (5-3822) (22-21-2,58) of TECHNOLOGY challenged ANGEL (75-2193) (15-19-
0,60) of RUNEBLADES.  Up 2.  DEEP BLUE vanquished ANGEL in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge duel.  Angels seem to have a problem with high tech.
     OBSIDIAN (36-7135) (20-12-2,82) of VOW TO DESTROY challenged JOY OF LOSING (12-
6600) (19-13-1,90) of WHO DA MAN?.  Up 8.  OBSIDIAN viciously subdued JOY OF LOSING
in an action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.  Good!  I'm sure Joy enjoyed it
thoroughly.
     LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (18-4-1,52) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged HOFFA (18-9369)
(34-110-0,41) of ARROGANCE.  Down 11.  LEGIONNAIRE savagely defeated HOFFA in an
exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle.  Yeah, well, Hoffas... you know how it
goes.
     CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (15-8-2,94) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SAVAGE BEATING
(35-4339) (24-24-0,94) of HAPPY FUN TIME.  Straight across.  CHICKEN A LA KING
savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a 2 minute competition.  I've heard that some
people would PREFER a savage beating to a plate of chicken a la king.

     BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (25-21-2,116) of OTTO'S DINER challenged MANNY LEHMAN (51-
5074) (37-42-1,129) of COLLEGE RADIO.  Up 13.  BAD BORSCHT was devastated by MANNY
LEHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  So Manny likes borscht, it isn't a
crime.  Well, the borscht might be.
     DON KING (47-5374) (48-44-3,193) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged KULGAN (56-4268) (31-
42-3,195) of MEN OF STEEL.  Up 2.  DON KING demolished KULGAN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute uneven Challenge fight.  They tell me that Kulgan is NOT associated with water
purification.  I didn't know that.
     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (46-45-1,183) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged Q MARK (60-
8880) (35-31-0,189) of UNNAMEABLES.  Up 6.  HOCKEY DUCK was vanquished by Q MARK in a
1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  I guess Ducks aren't really good with names?
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (43-24-1,210) of USELESS TOOLS challenged KEEL HAULER
(9-5389) (32-6-0,211) of SEA DOGS.  Up 1.  RUBBER BULLET slimly won victory over KEEL
HAULER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  This is the "most challenged" fight.  Keen
judgment on Rubber's part.

And for the title:
     BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (45-23-4,263) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought XAVIER (75-
2071) (34-11-2,245) of RUNEBLADES.  BAKED CONVINCIA narrowly defeated XAVIER in an
action packed 3 minute Title duel.  "Action packed" barely covers it!  What a fight, 
eh?  Congratulations to Baked Convincia.

                                       Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      46  23  4  281  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       73  73  1  305  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      33  13     246  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         67  33  1  237  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        44  24  1  229  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EBONY 10-3116                33  15     206  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 RUPTURE 99-3463              31  20  4  206  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 DON KING 47-5374             49  44  3  205  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 REUNITED 14-4771             37  36  1  205  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 XAVIER 75-2071               34  12  2  204  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             30  26  2  204  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 KEEL HAULER 9-5389           32   7     203  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      46  27     200  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  56  50     199  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 Q MARK 60-8880               36  31     198  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 VIPER 36-7544                38  23     195  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 ERIK 56-3399                 40  66     194  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DAGAN 21-7201                43  34     189  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    37  22  2  189  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 ASSUR 18-7821                62 119  2  188  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       28  11  1  186  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 KULGAN 56-4268               31  43  3  185  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          33  27     181  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RED ALERT 50-139             48  45  1  180  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 TOMAS 56-749                 46  82  6  178  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 WELL DON 16-6079             29   9     178  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 NASTY NES 50-142             47  53  1  177  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           46  46  1  176  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     43  36  1  173  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 URA GONER 8-5214             25   5  1  168  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
-ELLORIEN 9-4150              25  15     167  THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787)    ZUKAL
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          29  25     165  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    26  15     165  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          25  22  3  164  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 CERES 99-3866                16  16  4  161  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         37  35  1  160  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
-SAMWELL 9-4079               31  11  1  160  THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787)    ZUKAL
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      30  21     159  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            24   7  1  159  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       30  16     158  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          32  26  2  151  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            30  33     151  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        86  74     150  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      35  44  1  149  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          33  38     149  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 SHIV 26-5006                 24  16  1  148  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       31   7  1  144  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 NEVERMIND 84-23395           28  36  3  144  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          31  28     143  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 THRESHPACK 50-138            40  52     140  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    39  38     140  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         38  42  1  138  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             32  26     137  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
-MORELLA 29-3830              22  15     133  THE GUILD (432)            LAPUR
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           51  54  2  127  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         38  37     127  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              27  19     120  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             26  29  4  119  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          43  31     117  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 THE FLYEST 36-7549           25  12  1  115  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 THE MAILMAN 96-616           22  27  6  115  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       31  22  1  114  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ONE MIC 36-7580              29   7  1  112  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          25  22  2  109  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      32  42     107  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           19   6  2  105  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    16   8  2  102  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          24   8     101  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NERO 29-5707                 39  47  1  100  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        19   9  1  100  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 SAURON 25-5581               25   9  2   99  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 MARY MARY 1-8872             23  30  1   99  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135             21  12  2   97  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
-EYE OF THE DEEP 81-1923      24  23  2   96  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     28  11      94  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       24  25      91  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    19  19      91  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    21  15  1   89  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441         25  27  2   88  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 HAMILCAR 21-7575             23  21  2   87  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          17   4      86  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      26  11      85  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        19  14  1   84  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
-RATTLER 59-2885              15   5      84  SERPENTS HOLD (1673)       ILLIS
 WHAT? 24-4991                24  15  2   83  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          24  18  1   81  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-LOIAL 25-2201                21  13  5   81  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          17  11  2   80  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       27  27      79  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 BOA 1-8830                   23  23      79  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        23  34  1   78  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
-BENEZIA 45-4670              20  15  2   77  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
 VULCAN 99-3864               12  20  4   76  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 HOFFA 18-8478                33 137  1   75  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DARGON 52-4264               27  14      73  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    24  15      72  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           19  11      71  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 GZA 84-27225                 19   8      70  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             23  21  2   69  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 ETHER 36-7552                27  24      68  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776          8  14  4   68  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 DMX 25-5675                  22  18  2   66  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        17  10  2   64  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          26  49      63  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          24  28  1   62  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         27  26      61  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       19  34  4   60  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       18  15  4   59  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 DANG LEN 62-4694             24  14      58  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           19   4  1   57  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         20  18      55  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-SERENA 29-5923               14  12  1   55  SHADOWMIST (1674)          LAPUR
-HUMUNGOUSAUR 30-5043         17   3      54  OMNITRIX (1677)            IAYE
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          22  18      53  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HALFTIME 43-4816             20  15  1   53  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        21  14  1   50  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       19   7      50  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ANGEL 75-2193                15  20      50  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 KING RAT 9-5715              22  10  1   48  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 HOFFA 18-9369                34 111      43  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DROXINE 56-4298              17  23      42  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 ODB 14-4891                  15   8  2   42  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           21  14  1   41  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 XYLOID 65-7141               20  23  1   41  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           18  13  2   41  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      24  26      40  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 PRODIGAL 84-26816            19  14      39  WEBL GREATS (1675)         BLACKSTONE
 MC SHAN 18-10307             18  16      39  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  25      32  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     16   7  3   32  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Well Don -- Well? -- Buried Treasure

Assur -- I expected more out of you. -- Surly Deckhand

Chopped Rabbit -- A bit on the small side, but you would fit in well over here at the
Shewish Buffett. -- Naked Lunch

     With onions and carrots.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUBBER BULLET slimly won victory over KEEL HAULER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was vanquished by Q MARK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DON KING demolished KULGAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BAD BORSCHT was devastated by MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHICKEN A LA KING savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a 2 minute competition.
LEGIONNAIRE savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
OBSIDIAN viciously subdued JOY OF LOSING in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
DEEP BLUE vanquished ANGEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BAKED CONVINCIA narrowly defeated XAVIER in a action packed 3 minute Title duel.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SURLY DECKHAND handily defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
HARBOR MASTER was subdued by REUNITED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
SPARE ANCHOR bested DISSIDENT in a exciting 4 minute battle.
WELL DON was devastated by EBONY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
THE WAD O' GAS outlasted ERIK in a popular 7 minute bloody duel.
TOMAS was vanquished by VIPER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY devastated BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was subdued by RUPTURE in a exciting 3 minute bout.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR savagely defeated GOPHER BAROQUE in a 3 minute fight.
DAGAN devastated STICKY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHOPPED RABBIT was viciously subdued by NASTY NES in a popular 6 minute match.
NAKED LUNCH vanquished SUBPRIME RIB in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
SHIV was defeated by SHE'S A JAR in a popular 3 minute gory match.
URA GONER vanquished HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NEVERMIND was vanquished by FURIOUS FROGPALER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
RED ALERT viciously subdued TRUGOY THE DOVE in a action packed 5 minute gruesome bout.
CERES savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 6 minute bloody fray.
ELEVENTH was vanquished by GRAVITRON in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
KURT COBAIN was vanquished by CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RUN'S HOUSE was overpowered by ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE FLYEST was defeated by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
DOWNWITHTHEKING was handily defeated by THRESHPACK in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ONE MIC was vanquished by LORETTA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SKIP JAMES demolished ARDSHEAL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FISHWIFE defeated DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 2 minute match.
THE MAILMAN was luckily beaten by TICK ... TOCK in a exciting 8 minute conflict.
HARE BINGER overpowered LORD'S PRAYER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MARY MARY beat GARLIC ARAOI in a 2 minute competition.
SWEET CHILD subdued COLOSSEUM HALLS in a action packed 6 minute brutal competition.
NERO narrowly defeated BOA in a action packed 5 minute battle.
SAURON vanquished STORMCROWE PIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IRON HANDED vanquished INNARD SKINARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided conflict.
DEADLY FORCE was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
HAMILCAR overpowered XYLOID in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
MC SHAN was beaten by B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute bout.
DMX was viciously subdued by IMAGINATION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
DROXINE was demolished by WHAT? in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
HOFFA subdued BLIND BLAKE in a popular 4 minute fight.
PAID IN FULL was handily defeated by BRAINS MCGEE in a 2 minute mismatched contest.
56TH AND WABASHA was overpowered by DARGON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PRODIGAL was demolished by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GZA savagely defeated LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute bloody battle.
THE SQUARE was devastated by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
ODB was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VULCAN overcame MAUL ON WHEELS in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
FRANKIE was defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a 2 minute duel.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC demolished DANG LEN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BRITISH SEA POWER overcame TALIB KWELI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory bout.
GAG HALFRUNT was overpowered by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was vanquished by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLITHERING IDIOT overpowered ALBERT KING in a 1 minute uneven melee.
KING RAT was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ROBERT JOHNSON was vanquished by ZENSU LASAGNA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ARCHERS OF LOAF demolished EDDIE VEDDER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
HALFTIME was beaten by B&G BOUNCER in a popular 3 minute gory match.
ETHER was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      40         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  19 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  26 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  18 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         AIMED BLOW       164 - 155 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  36 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  58 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  42 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  37 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      24 -  33 -  0      42  |

Turn 640 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        23 - 17     LUNGING ATTACK     5 - 13         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  8         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  5         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    46  23  4  281 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
BASHING ATTACK   SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568     73  73  1  305 SEA DOGS (1446)
AIMED BLOW       BURIED TREASURE 33-7722    33  13  0  246 SEA DOGS (1501)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       67  33  1  237 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE      EBONY 10-3116              33  15  0  206 DRAGON LORDS (555)
STRIKING ATTACK  RUPTURE 99-3463            31  20  4  206 BLOOD GANG (1532)
SLASHING ATTACK  XAVIER 75-2071             34  12  2  204 RUNEBLADES (1585)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  56  50  0  199 SORE LOSERS (1580)
LUNGING ATTACK   Q MARK 60-8880             36  31  0  198 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           29   9  0  178 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)

The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CERES 99-3866.  The ten other most popular fighters were RED ALERT 
50-139, ERIK 56-3399, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, SWEET CHILD 53-6040, THE MAILMAN 
96-616, NERO 29-5707, IMAGINATION 26-4975, THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378, BLIND BLAKE 
6-6814, and TALIB KWELI 42-4631.

The least popular fighter this week was ETHER 36-7552.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KING RAT 9-5715, ALBERT KING 6-6821, GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416, DANG LEN 
62-4694, ODB 14-4891, 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042, RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735, KURT COBAIN 
46-4253, HAMMERHEAD 35-4129, and STICKY FINGERS 42-4523.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  4 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  2 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  4 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  3 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  3 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  4 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        3  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      3  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736      31  22  1  114  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       86  74  0  150  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672            30  26  2  204  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822            23  21  2   69  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640     30  21  0  159  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 URA GONER 8-5214            25   5  1  168  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 KEEL HAULER 9-5389          32   7  0  203  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 EBONY 10-3116               33  15  0  206  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         33  38  0  149  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            32  26  0  137  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             20  25  0   32  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 REUNITED 14-4771            37  36  1  205  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            29   9  0  178  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        67  33  1  237  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           24   7  1  159  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      73  73  1  305  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   19  19  0   91  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHAT? 24-4991               24  15  2   83  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              25   9  2   99  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                24  16  1  148  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                39  47  1  100  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441        25  27  2   88  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     33  13  0  246  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309   26  15  0  165  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               38  23  0  195  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   39  38  0  140  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          46  46  1  176  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614     35  44  1  149  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     26  11  0   85  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         31  28  0  143  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            49  44  3  205  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RED ALERT 50-139            48  45  1  180  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        38  42  1  138  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DARGON 52-4264              27  14  0   73  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         24   8  0  101  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       44  24  1  229  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 ERIK 56-3399                40  66  0  194  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 Q MARK 60-8880              36  31  0  198  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728       23  34  1   78  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            24  14  0   58  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882   37  22  2  189  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 XYLOID 65-7141              20  23  1   41  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 XAVIER 75-2071              34  12  2  204  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         33  27  0  181  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870         25  22  3  164  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378     46  27  0  200  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 NEVERMIND 84-23395          28  36  3  144  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 THE MAILMAN 96-616          22  27  6  115  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         8  14  4   68  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     46  23  4  281  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             31  20  4  206  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE