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Date : 07/02/2014 Duedate: 07/15/2014
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DM 101 TURN 640
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555 25 14 0 64.1 12 RED FURY 9/786 172 172 0 50.0
EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666 13 FURRY FURY 81/1593 89 104 1 46.1
2 SEA DOGS 9/1468 927 631 8 59.5 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
SEA DOGS 18/426 14 TREKKERS 29/1534 170 204 4 45.5
SEA DOGS 21/1446 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
SEA DOGS 33/1501 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
SEA DOGS 35/1502 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 15 QUEEN 9/1629 127 158 0 44.6
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 TRIBE 24/1648
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 RUN DMC 1/1626
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 EPIC RAP 43/1656
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 PEARL JAM 4/1638
3 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 29 20 1 59.2 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
4 OMNITRIX 30/1677 10 7 0 58.8 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
5 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601 135 97 2 58.2 CRITICALS 75/1635
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 AL BUMS II 84/1636
6 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 111 82 0 57.5 AL BUMS VI 84/1665
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 BLOOD GANG 99/1532
7 MACHINES OF 6/1631 54 40 2 57.4 STILLMATIC 36/1652
VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
8 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 414 310 2 57.2 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 WEBL GREATS 84/1675
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
9 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 1281 1060 18 54.7 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
10-THE GUILD 29/432 349 297 5 54.0 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
THE NIGHT'S WATCH 9/787 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
11 T-3 98/1591 180 171 1 51.3 16 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 92 125 1 42.4
SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608 17 ENIGMA 1 82/1664 26 38 0 40.6
SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609 SCRABBLE 65/1662
SERPENTS HOLD 59/1673 TREXTRAS 56/1660
SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623 18 ARROGANCE 18/755 550 877 11 38.5
DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619 19-SHADOWMIST 29/1674 0 2 0 0.0
SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
I'd like to wish my guildmates luck in the upcoming FtF. Surly Deckhand, no
hard feelings about killing me in the last tourney. Keel Hauler and Kung Pao
Kolactan, I hope one of you kills Surly Deckhand.
Best of luck to everyone in Freshmen,
Baked Convincia
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, okay, people are all rushing in and out of the office trying to "hurry me
up." What if I don't want to be hurried?
Significant point movements, as chosen by Zontani Sharp Eyes: Threshpack up 42.
Down with the King, down 36. Same fight.
Most avoided, Enigma 1, by Royal Flush. Most challenged, Keel Hauler.
Sixty-six fights, eight challenges, twelve standbys. A busy day! With the
Commission's runner waiting impatiently by my desk, whittling notches in it with a
dagger, I can't talk about sixty-six fights, that's too many. And to talk about just
eight challenge fights and the title match is too few. So you're getting the top
twenty. And maybe not a lot of comment, either.
DAGAN (21-7201) (42-34-0,171) of BLOOD AND SAND fought STICKY FINGERS (42-4523)
(31-6-1,146) of DUNGEON CELL. DAGAN devastated STICKY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-
sided bout. Easiest way to deal with sticky fingers is to cut 'em off, right?
LEAPS INTO THE AIR (75-85) (42-36-1,162) of CRITICALS fought GOPHER BAROQUE (2-
3359) (86-73-0,148) of CREAM OF THE SLOP. LEAPS INTO THE AIR savagely defeated
GOPHER BAROQUE in a 3 minute fight. Aerial attack!
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (37-21-2,206) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought RUPTURE (99-
3463) (30-20-4,180) of BLOOD GANG. KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was subdued by RUPTURE in an
exciting 3 minute bout. Some people just don't appreciate foreign food, you know?
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (55-50-0,191) of SORE LOSERS fought BIG BILL
BROONZY (6-6640) (30-20-0,159) of BLACK AND BLUES. SLAP YOURSELF SILLY devastated
BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. Now Big Bill is looking silly.
TOMAS (56-749) (46-81-6,195) of MEN OF STEEL fought VIPER (36-7544) (37-23-
0,172) of SERPENTS HOLD. TOMAS was vanquished by VIPER in a 2 minute bloody one-
sided fray. Those serpents are everywhere!
THE WAD O' GAS (82-13378) (45-27-0,183) of ENIGMA 1 fought ERIK (56-3399) (40-
65-0,203) of MEN OF STEEL. THE WAD O' GAS outlasted ERIK in a popular 7 minute
bloody duel. Well, no wonder, gas is more patient than steel. A little flighty,
maybe, but patient.
WELL DON (16-6079) (29-8-0,195) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS fought EBONY (10-3116) (32-
15-0,172) of DRAGON LORDS. WELL DON was devastated by EBONY in a 2 minute bloody
mismatched bout. Tough luck for Unwell Don.
SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (66-33-1,229) of SEA DOGS fought DISSIDENT (4-6672) (30-
25-2,196) of PEARL JAM. SPARE ANCHOR bested DISSIDENT in an exciting 4 minute
battle. An anchor tied to the feet will do it every time.
HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (28-10-1,215) of SEA DOGS fought REUNITED (14-4771)
(36-36-1,182) of WU-TANG FOREVER. HARBOR MASTER was subdued by REUNITED in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute competition. Huh, I hadn't noticed that Harbor Master has a five-
digit personal id number.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (72-73-1,292) of SEA DOGS fought RIPPY BRICKBOY (101-1)
(0-0-0,200) of Alastari's Finest Trainers. SURLY DECKHAND handily defeated RIPPY
BRICKBOY in an exciting 2 minute one-sided bout. Nothing left but brick dust.
BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (32-13-0,239) of SEA DOGS fought ASSUR (18-7821) (62-
118-2,190) of ARROGANCE. BURIED TREASURE overpowered ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. Nothing like a surge of greed.
The challenges:
DEEP BLUE (5-3822) (22-21-2,58) of TECHNOLOGY challenged ANGEL (75-2193) (15-19-
0,60) of RUNEBLADES. Up 2. DEEP BLUE vanquished ANGEL in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge duel. Angels seem to have a problem with high tech.
OBSIDIAN (36-7135) (20-12-2,82) of VOW TO DESTROY challenged JOY OF LOSING (12-
6600) (19-13-1,90) of WHO DA MAN?. Up 8. OBSIDIAN viciously subdued JOY OF LOSING
in an action packed 4 minute Challenge fight. Good! I'm sure Joy enjoyed it
thoroughly.
LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (18-4-1,52) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged HOFFA (18-9369)
(34-110-0,41) of ARROGANCE. Down 11. LEGIONNAIRE savagely defeated HOFFA in an
exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle. Yeah, well, Hoffas... you know how it
goes.
CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (15-8-2,94) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SAVAGE BEATING
(35-4339) (24-24-0,94) of HAPPY FUN TIME. Straight across. CHICKEN A LA KING
savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a 2 minute competition. I've heard that some
people would PREFER a savage beating to a plate of chicken a la king.
BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (25-21-2,116) of OTTO'S DINER challenged MANNY LEHMAN (51-
5074) (37-42-1,129) of COLLEGE RADIO. Up 13. BAD BORSCHT was devastated by MANNY
LEHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. So Manny likes borscht, it isn't a
crime. Well, the borscht might be.
DON KING (47-5374) (48-44-3,193) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged KULGAN (56-4268) (31-
42-3,195) of MEN OF STEEL. Up 2. DON KING demolished KULGAN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute uneven Challenge fight. They tell me that Kulgan is NOT associated with water
purification. I didn't know that.
HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (46-45-1,183) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged Q MARK (60-
8880) (35-31-0,189) of UNNAMEABLES. Up 6. HOCKEY DUCK was vanquished by Q MARK in a
1 minute uneven Challenge battle. I guess Ducks aren't really good with names?
RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (43-24-1,210) of USELESS TOOLS challenged KEEL HAULER
(9-5389) (32-6-0,211) of SEA DOGS. Up 1. RUBBER BULLET slimly won victory over KEEL
HAULER in a 3 minute Challenge fight. This is the "most challenged" fight. Keen
judgment on Rubber's part.
And for the title:
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (45-23-4,263) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought XAVIER (75-
2071) (34-11-2,245) of RUNEBLADES. BAKED CONVINCIA narrowly defeated XAVIER in an
action packed 3 minute Title duel. "Action packed" barely covers it! What a fight,
eh? Congratulations to Baked Convincia.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 46 23 4 281 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 73 73 1 305 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 33 13 246 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 67 33 1 237 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 44 24 1 229 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EBONY 10-3116 33 15 206 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
RUPTURE 99-3463 31 20 4 206 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
DON KING 47-5374 49 44 3 205 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
REUNITED 14-4771 37 36 1 205 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
XAVIER 75-2071 34 12 2 204 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
DISSIDENT 4-6672 30 26 2 204 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
KEEL HAULER 9-5389 32 7 203 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 46 27 200 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 56 50 199 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
Q MARK 60-8880 36 31 198 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
VIPER 36-7544 38 23 195 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
ERIK 56-3399 40 66 194 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
DAGAN 21-7201 43 34 189 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 37 22 2 189 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
ASSUR 18-7821 62 119 2 188 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 28 11 1 186 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
KULGAN 56-4268 31 43 3 185 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 33 27 181 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RED ALERT 50-139 48 45 1 180 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
TOMAS 56-749 46 82 6 178 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
WELL DON 16-6079 29 9 178 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
NASTY NES 50-142 47 53 1 177 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 46 46 1 176 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 43 36 1 173 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
URA GONER 8-5214 25 5 1 168 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
-ELLORIEN 9-4150 25 15 167 THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787) ZUKAL
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 29 25 165 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 26 15 165 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 25 22 3 164 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
CERES 99-3866 16 16 4 161 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 37 35 1 160 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
-SAMWELL 9-4079 31 11 1 160 THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787) ZUKAL
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 30 21 159 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GRAVITRON 19-5369 24 7 1 159 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 30 16 158 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
HARE BINGER 81-1790 32 26 2 151 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 30 33 151 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 86 74 150 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 35 44 1 149 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 33 38 149 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
SHIV 26-5006 24 16 1 148 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 31 7 1 144 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 36 3 144 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 31 28 143 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
THRESHPACK 50-138 40 52 140 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 39 38 140 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 38 42 1 138 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
ELEVENTH 12-6963 32 26 137 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
-MORELLA 29-3830 22 15 133 THE GUILD (432) LAPUR
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 51 54 2 127 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 38 37 127 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 27 19 120 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
FISHWIFE 33-7822 26 29 4 119 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 43 31 117 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
THE FLYEST 36-7549 25 12 1 115 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
THE MAILMAN 96-616 22 27 6 115 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 31 22 1 114 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
ONE MIC 36-7580 29 7 1 112 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 25 22 2 109 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 32 42 107 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 19 6 2 105 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 16 8 2 102 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 24 8 101 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NERO 29-5707 39 47 1 100 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 19 9 1 100 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
SAURON 25-5581 25 9 2 99 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
MARY MARY 1-8872 23 30 1 99 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
OBSIDIAN 36-7135 21 12 2 97 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
-EYE OF THE DEEP 81-1923 24 23 2 96 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 28 11 94 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 24 25 91 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 19 19 91 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633 21 15 1 89 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441 25 27 2 88 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
HAMILCAR 21-7575 23 21 2 87 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
IMAGINATION 26-4975 17 4 86 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 26 11 85 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 19 14 1 84 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
-RATTLER 59-2885 15 5 84 SERPENTS HOLD (1673) ILLIS
WHAT? 24-4991 24 15 2 83 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
IRON HANDED 75-3508 24 18 1 81 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
-LOIAL 25-2201 21 13 5 81 WHEEL OF TIME (725) LYRATILAN
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 17 11 2 80 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 27 27 79 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
BOA 1-8830 23 23 79 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 23 34 1 78 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
-BENEZIA 45-4670 20 15 2 77 DARQUE FORCES (1425) STORMCROWE
VULCAN 99-3864 12 20 4 76 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
HOFFA 18-8478 33 137 1 75 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
DARGON 52-4264 27 14 73 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 24 15 72 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
ALBERT KING 6-6821 19 11 71 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GZA 84-27225 19 8 70 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 23 21 2 69 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
ETHER 36-7552 27 24 68 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 8 14 4 68 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
DMX 25-5675 22 18 2 66 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 17 10 2 64 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 26 49 63 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710 24 28 1 62 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 27 26 61 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 19 34 4 60 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 18 15 4 59 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
DANG LEN 62-4694 24 14 58 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 19 4 1 57 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 20 18 55 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
-SERENA 29-5923 14 12 1 55 SHADOWMIST (1674) LAPUR
-HUMUNGOUSAUR 30-5043 17 3 54 OMNITRIX (1677) IAYE
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 22 18 53 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
HALFTIME 43-4816 20 15 1 53 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 21 14 1 50 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 19 7 50 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
ANGEL 75-2193 15 20 50 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
KING RAT 9-5715 22 10 1 48 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
HOFFA 18-9369 34 111 43 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
DROXINE 56-4298 17 23 42 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
ODB 14-4891 15 8 2 42 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
THE SQUARE 14-4892 21 14 1 41 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
XYLOID 65-7141 20 23 1 41 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 18 13 2 41 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 24 26 40 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
PRODIGAL 84-26816 19 14 39 WEBL GREATS (1675) BLACKSTONE
MC SHAN 18-10307 18 16 39 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 25 32 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 16 7 3 32 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Well Don -- Well? -- Buried Treasure
Assur -- I expected more out of you. -- Surly Deckhand
Chopped Rabbit -- A bit on the small side, but you would fit in well over here at the
Shewish Buffett. -- Naked Lunch
With onions and carrots.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUBBER BULLET slimly won victory over KEEL HAULER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was vanquished by Q MARK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DON KING demolished KULGAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BAD BORSCHT was devastated by MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHICKEN A LA KING savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a 2 minute competition.
LEGIONNAIRE savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
OBSIDIAN viciously subdued JOY OF LOSING in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
DEEP BLUE vanquished ANGEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BAKED CONVINCIA narrowly defeated XAVIER in a action packed 3 minute Title duel.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SURLY DECKHAND handily defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
HARBOR MASTER was subdued by REUNITED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
SPARE ANCHOR bested DISSIDENT in a exciting 4 minute battle.
WELL DON was devastated by EBONY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
THE WAD O' GAS outlasted ERIK in a popular 7 minute bloody duel.
TOMAS was vanquished by VIPER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY devastated BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was subdued by RUPTURE in a exciting 3 minute bout.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR savagely defeated GOPHER BAROQUE in a 3 minute fight.
DAGAN devastated STICKY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHOPPED RABBIT was viciously subdued by NASTY NES in a popular 6 minute match.
NAKED LUNCH vanquished SUBPRIME RIB in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
SHIV was defeated by SHE'S A JAR in a popular 3 minute gory match.
URA GONER vanquished HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NEVERMIND was vanquished by FURIOUS FROGPALER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
RED ALERT viciously subdued TRUGOY THE DOVE in a action packed 5 minute gruesome bout.
CERES savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 6 minute bloody fray.
ELEVENTH was vanquished by GRAVITRON in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
KURT COBAIN was vanquished by CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RUN'S HOUSE was overpowered by ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE FLYEST was defeated by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
DOWNWITHTHEKING was handily defeated by THRESHPACK in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ONE MIC was vanquished by LORETTA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SKIP JAMES demolished ARDSHEAL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FISHWIFE defeated DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 2 minute match.
THE MAILMAN was luckily beaten by TICK ... TOCK in a exciting 8 minute conflict.
HARE BINGER overpowered LORD'S PRAYER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MARY MARY beat GARLIC ARAOI in a 2 minute competition.
SWEET CHILD subdued COLOSSEUM HALLS in a action packed 6 minute brutal competition.
NERO narrowly defeated BOA in a action packed 5 minute battle.
SAURON vanquished STORMCROWE PIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IRON HANDED vanquished INNARD SKINARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided conflict.
DEADLY FORCE was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
HAMILCAR overpowered XYLOID in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
MC SHAN was beaten by B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute bout.
DMX was viciously subdued by IMAGINATION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
DROXINE was demolished by WHAT? in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
HOFFA subdued BLIND BLAKE in a popular 4 minute fight.
PAID IN FULL was handily defeated by BRAINS MCGEE in a 2 minute mismatched contest.
56TH AND WABASHA was overpowered by DARGON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PRODIGAL was demolished by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GZA savagely defeated LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute bloody battle.
THE SQUARE was devastated by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
ODB was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VULCAN overcame MAUL ON WHEELS in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
FRANKIE was defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a 2 minute duel.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC demolished DANG LEN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BRITISH SEA POWER overcame TALIB KWELI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory bout.
GAG HALFRUNT was overpowered by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was vanquished by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLITHERING IDIOT overpowered ALBERT KING in a 1 minute uneven melee.
KING RAT was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ROBERT JOHNSON was vanquished by ZENSU LASAGNA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ARCHERS OF LOAF demolished EDDIE VEDDER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
HALFTIME was beaten by B&G BOUNCER in a popular 3 minute gory match.
ETHER was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 40 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 19 - 1 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 26 - 0 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 18 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 AIMED BLOW 164 - 155 - 0 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 36 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 58 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 BASHING ATTACK 32 - 42 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 37 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 24 - 33 - 0 42 |
Turn 640 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 23 - 17 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 13 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 46 23 4 281 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
BASHING ATTACK SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 73 73 1 305 SEA DOGS (1446)
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 33 13 0 246 SEA DOGS (1501)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 67 33 1 237 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE EBONY 10-3116 33 15 0 206 DRAGON LORDS (555)
STRIKING ATTACK RUPTURE 99-3463 31 20 4 206 BLOOD GANG (1532)
SLASHING ATTACK XAVIER 75-2071 34 12 2 204 RUNEBLADES (1585)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 56 50 0 199 SORE LOSERS (1580)
LUNGING ATTACK Q MARK 60-8880 36 31 0 198 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 29 9 0 178 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The most popular warrior
this turn was CERES 99-3866. The ten other most popular fighters were RED ALERT
50-139, ERIK 56-3399, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, SWEET CHILD 53-6040, THE MAILMAN
96-616, NERO 29-5707, IMAGINATION 26-4975, THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378, BLIND BLAKE
6-6814, and TALIB KWELI 42-4631.
The least popular fighter this week was ETHER 36-7552. The other ten least popular
fighters were KING RAT 9-5715, ALBERT KING 6-6821, GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416, DANG LEN
62-4694, ODB 14-4891, 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042, RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735, KURT COBAIN
46-4253, HAMMERHEAD 35-4129, and STICKY FINGERS 42-4523.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 4 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 0 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 0 2 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 4 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 4 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 3 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 2 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 3 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
TOBIR(14) 1 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 0 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 4 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 3 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 4 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 3 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 31 22 1 114 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 86 74 0 150 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DISSIDENT 4-6672 30 26 2 204 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 23 21 2 69 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 30 21 0 159 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
URA GONER 8-5214 25 5 1 168 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
KEEL HAULER 9-5389 32 7 0 203 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
EBONY 10-3116 33 15 0 206 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 33 38 0 149 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 32 26 0 137 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 25 0 32 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
REUNITED 14-4771 37 36 1 205 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 29 9 0 178 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 67 33 1 237 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 24 7 1 159 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 73 73 1 305 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 19 19 0 91 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
WHAT? 24-4991 24 15 2 83 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 25 9 2 99 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 24 16 1 148 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NERO 29-5707 39 47 1 100 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441 25 27 2 88 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 33 13 0 246 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 26 15 0 165 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
VIPER 36-7544 38 23 0 195 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 39 38 0 140 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 46 46 1 176 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 35 44 1 149 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 26 11 0 85 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 31 28 0 143 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
DON KING 47-5374 49 44 3 205 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RED ALERT 50-139 48 45 1 180 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 38 42 1 138 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
DARGON 52-4264 27 14 0 73 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 24 8 0 101 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 44 24 1 229 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
ERIK 56-3399 40 66 0 194 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
Q MARK 60-8880 36 31 0 198 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 23 34 1 78 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 24 14 0 58 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 37 22 2 189 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
XYLOID 65-7141 20 23 1 41 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
XAVIER 75-2071 34 12 2 204 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 33 27 0 181 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 25 22 3 164 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 46 27 0 200 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 36 3 144 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
THE MAILMAN 96-616 22 27 6 115 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 8 14 4 68 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 46 23 4 281 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 31 20 4 206 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE