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Date : 07/16/2014 Duedate: 07/29/2014
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DM 101 TURN 641
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555 26 16 0 61.9 12 RED FURY 9/786 175 172 0 50.4
EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666 13 FURRY FURY 81/1593 91 105 1 46.4
2 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 30 20 1 60.0 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
3 SEA DOGS 9/1468 933 637 8 59.4 14 TREKKERS 29/1534 175 205 4 46.1
SEA DOGS 18/426 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
SEA DOGS 21/1446 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
SEA DOGS 33/1501 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
SEA DOGS 35/1502 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 15 QUEEN 9/1629 151 187 0 44.7
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 TRIBE 24/1648
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 RUN DMC 1/1626
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 EPIC RAP 43/1656
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 PEARL JAM 4/1638
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
4-OMNITRIX 30/1677 10 7 0 58.8 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
5 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601 136 98 2 58.1 CRITICALS 75/1635
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 AL BUMS II 84/1636
6 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 113 82 0 57.9 AL BUMS VI 84/1665
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 BLOOD GANG 99/1532
7 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 420 313 2 57.3 STILLMATIC 36/1652
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 WEBL GREATS 84/1675
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
8 MACHINES OF 6/1631 54 44 2 55.1 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
9 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 1284 1063 18 54.7 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
10-THE GUILD 29/432 349 297 5 54.0 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
THE NIGHT'S WATCH 9/787 16 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 94 126 1 42.7
11 T-3 98/1591 182 177 1 50.7 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 553 877 11 38.7
SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608 18 ENIGMA 1 82/1664 26 42 0 38.2
SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609 SCRABBLE 65/1662
SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618 TREXTRAS 56/1660
YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619 19-SHADOWMIST 29/1674 0 2 0 0.0
SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Bah. The Unknown Spymaster took some notes, but they aren't much use. He had a
bag over his head the whole time.
Significant point movements, according to some lowly clerk in the office here--
you don't think Unknown did his own math, do you?: Stormcrowe Pe up 36, Shiv, down
31. Different fights.
Useless Tools avoided Dragon Lords. Sounds like a plan. Run's House appears to
have gotten the most challenges, which might only mean two.
Sixty-six fights, five challenges, ten standbys. I'm tempted to just hold this
to the challenge matches, but I guess I can spread it a little farther: I'll include
the action-packed and exciting fights, as well.
BLIND BLAKE (6-6814) (18-13-2,41) of BLACK AND BLUES fought DROXINE (56-4298)
(17-23-0,42) of TREXTRAS. BLIND BLAKE viciously subdued DROXINE in an exciting 2
minute bloody struggle. That's how it is with exciting fights, they're usually
closely matched. Make's more exciting to watch, and a lot more exciting to fight.
BRAINS MCGEE (32-5441) (25-27-2,88) of THE WALKING DEAD fought EDDIE VEDDER (4-
6710) (24-28-1,62) of PEARL JAM. BRAINS MCGEE viciously subdued EDDIE VEDDER in an
exciting 8 minute brutal duel. It isn't a usual thing to see a long (fairly long?)
fight as also an exciting one. Both these guys probably have a Master in Stamina.
GAG HALFRUNT (11-7416) (27-26-0,61) of THE HITCHHIKERS fought MAUL ON WHEELS (2-
2938) (17-10-2,64) of THE RUNAROUND. GAG HALFRUNT subdued MAUL ON WHEELS in an
action packed 4 minute duel. Maul broke an axel, or maybe it was a spoke, in the
first minute, and the rest was just working it down. Or something. I was only half
awake for that one, and I could've made a mistake.
FRANKIE (13-5579) (20-25-0,32) of SERPENTS HOLD 929 fought ELMORE JAMES (6-6782)
(22-18-0,53) of BLACK AND BLUES. FRANKIE was devastated by ELMORE JAMES in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. Frankie, an ambitious snake, seemed to be
fighting out of his class. That sort of thing happens.
THE SQUARE (14-4892) (21-14-1,41) of WU-TANG FOREVER fought VULCAN (99-3864)
(12-20-4,76) of DODEKATHEON. THE SQUARE slimly lost to VULCAN in an exciting 3
minute battle. An example of an exciting match that was NOT (technically) even.
What made it exciting for us all (besides the bets) was that The Square was tougher
than he looked.
DEADLY FORCE (75-3513) (20-18-0,55) of CRITICALS fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-
0-0,70) of the Louts Local 101. DEADLY FORCE was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched match. Bah. This was only exciting because Mean Spirit
was grandstanding. Wait till the Arenmaster gets his hands and steel on that Lout!
IRON HANDED (75-3508) (24-18-1,81) of CRITICALS fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50)
of the Louts Local 101. IRON HANDED was defeated by HERMY in an action packed 3
minute competition. What happened in the arena was NOTHING to what Iron Handed's
manager did to him for this loss!
ANGEL (75-2193) (15-20-0,50) of RUNEBLADES fought DMX (25-5675) (22-18-2,66) of
SAY MY NAME. ANGEL beat DMX in an action packed 1 minute bout. The secret here:
Angel didn't even TRY to say Dmx's name. You can't, you know. It's one of those
"unpronounceable" deals.
MC SHAN (18-10307) (18-16-0,39) of HIP HOP HEROES fought GARLIC ARAOI (97-4776)
(8-14-4,68) of SHEWISH PICNIC. MC SHAN subdued GARLIC ARAOI in an action packed 1
minute fight. You have not SEEN action like this until you've seen an hysterical
garlic-hater dealing with a bowl of Garlic Araoi at a picnic. Garlic, onions,
potatoes, pickles--they fly everywhere. I mean, you can often see a chunk of potato
fly twenty-five feet, and they aren't aerodynamic.
HAMILCAR (21-7575) (23-21-2,87) of BLOOD AND SAND fought ODB (14-4891) (15-8-
2,42) of WU-TANG FOREVER. HAMILCAR devastated ODB in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched match. It was probably the innovative use of elephants that settled this
one.
TICK ... TOCK (60-511) (38-37-0,127) of UNNAMEABLES fought FAST-FINGERS FRED
(101-7) (0-0-0,110) of the Louts Local 101. TICK ... TOCK demolished FAST-FINGERS
FRED in an exciting 2 minute mismatched match. Ha! I KNEW Fred wasn't as fast as he
claimed, and now he's been TIMED.
ELEVENTH (12-6963) (32-26-0,137) of BLUE NOTE fought IRON-PLATED IRV (101-10)
(0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101. ELEVENTH was bested by IRON-PLATED IRV in an
action packed 3 minute gory bout. I'm afraid most of the action here was Iron-Plated
Irv doing the old slice-and-dice. Thanks for giving him the chance, Eleventh, he was
getting catastrophically restless on the bench.
KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (31-28-0,143) of THE 27 CLUB fought OBSIDIAN (36-7135)
(21-12-2,97) of VOW TO DESTROY. KURT COBAIN handily defeated OBSIDIAN in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched match. Tough luck on Obsidian, who WAS mis-matched. This
is probably those "dues" you're supposed to pay.
TRUGOY THE DOVE (42-4614) (35-44-1,149) of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP fought IRON-
PLATED IRV (101-10) (0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101. TRUGOY THE DOVE overpowered
IRON-PLATED IRV in an exciting 4 minute one-sided fight. Revenge for Eleventh?
STICKY FINGERS (42-4523) (31-7-1,144) of DUNGEON CELL fought NEVERMIND (84-
23395) (28-36-3,144) of AL BUMS VI. STICKY FINGERS defeated NEVERMIND in an exciting
3 minute match. Good fight, but I think we'll need solvent to separate these guys.
Sticky Fingers really IS.
FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (26-15-0,165) of BATTLE FROGS fought JOE WILLIAMS
(6-6583) (43-31-0,117) of BLACK AND BLUES. FURIOUS FROGPALER demolished JOE WILLIAMS
in an action packed 2 minute one-sided melee. I wouldn't have said Joe was a frog,
but he's been frogpaled.
SHE'S A JAR (33-7804) (29-25-0,165) of SUMMERTEETH fought THE MAILMAN (96-616)
(22-27-6,115) of STINKY OCCUPATIONS. SHE'S A JAR vanquished THE MAILMAN in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided match. Mailmen stink? That's news to me. And you see
where these later fights are trending, don't you? The steward who choses the
descriptive phrase is trying to make me look silly for daring to say that more
exciting and action-packed fights are even than otherwise. I didn't say it was a
natural law, just a general rule, observation, or guideline. And "evenly matched" is
about more than the numbers that show.
GRAVITRON (19-5369) (24-7-1,159) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC fought SWEET CHILD (53-
6040) (24-8-0,101) of EXCELLENT TUNES. GRAVITRON devastated SWEET CHILD in an
exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight. Sweet Child is now a flat-and-sticky spot.
VIPER (36-7544) (38-23-0,195) of SERPENTS HOLD fought LEAPS INTO THE AIR (75-85)
(43-36-1,173) of CRITICALS. VIPER devastated LEAPS INTO THE AIR in an action packed
1 minute one-sided competition. When you go leaping into the air, try not to land on
a snake ready to strike, eh?
Ah, the challenges!
LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (19-4-1,57) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged COLOSSEUM HALLS
(1-8871) (27-27-0,79) of RUN DMC. Up 22. LEGIONNAIRE was narrowly defeated by
COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 2 minute competition. Only narrowly, mind you! Watch out for
this dude.
CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (16-8-2,102) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged RUN'S HOUSE
(1-8735) (19-6-2,105) of RUN DMC. Up 3. CHICKEN A LA KING devastated RUN'S HOUSE in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. This is most-challenged Run's House. And that
Chicken would have devastated anybody other than Iron-Stomached Orv.
HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (46-46-1,176) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged WELL DON (16-
6079) (29-9-0,178) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. Up 2. HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by WELL
DON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Hmm, I had a clue when Don came out
with a hockey stick.
DON KING (47-5374) (49-44-3,205) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SPARE ANCHOR (18-
9610) (67-33-1,237) of SEA DOGS. Up 32. DON KING subdued SPARE ANCHOR in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge melee. Cut the chain. That'll do it every time.
For the title:
RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (44-24-1,229) of USELESS TOOLS challenged BAKED
CONVINCIA (98-2341) (46-23-4,281) of SHEWISH BANQUET. Up 52. RUBBER BULLET was
viciously subdued by BAKED CONVINCIA in a 1 minute Challenge fight. A bold try,
Bullet, but some things, even on the banquet table, are just meant to be looked at.
Do not try to eat them. And congratulations to Baked Convincia once again.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 47 23 4 297 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 73 73 1 305 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 34 13 264 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
DON KING 47-5374 50 44 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
EBONY 10-3116 34 15 219 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
RUPTURE 99-3463 32 20 4 217 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
XAVIER 75-2071 35 12 2 215 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 57 50 211 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIPER 36-7544 39 23 204 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 34 27 203 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
-KEEL HAULER 9-5389 32 7 203 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 46 28 201 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 44 25 1 201 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
KULGAN 56-4268 32 43 3 200 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 38 22 2 199 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 67 34 1 197 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
NASTY NES 50-142 48 53 1 197 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
Q MARK 60-8880 36 32 195 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ERIK 56-3399 40 67 193 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
ASSUR 18-7821 63 119 2 190 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
WELL DON 16-6079 30 9 188 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 28 12 1 187 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
DISSIDENT 4-6672 30 27 2 183 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
RED ALERT 50-139 49 45 1 182 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
DAGAN 21-7201 43 35 182 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
REUNITED 14-4771 37 37 1 182 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOMAS 56-749 46 83 6 175 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 43 37 1 173 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 46 47 1 172 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 27 15 172 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 31 21 171 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 39 42 1 169 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 30 25 167 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
-ELLORIEN 9-4150 25 15 167 THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787) ZUKAL
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 26 22 3 166 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
CERES 99-3866 17 16 4 166 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 36 44 1 163 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
GRAVITRON 19-5369 25 7 1 163 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 87 74 160 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
-SAMWELL 9-4079 31 11 1 160 THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787) ZUKAL
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 31 16 160 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 37 36 1 156 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 30 34 156 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 34 38 154 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 32 7 1 152 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
URA GONER 8-5214 25 6 1 149 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 32 28 147 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 39 39 146 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HARE BINGER 81-1790 32 27 2 146 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 37 3 145 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 33 42 142 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
ELEVENTH 12-6963 32 27 138 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 28 19 136 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 39 37 134 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MORELLA 29-3830 22 15 133 THE GUILD (432) LAPUR
FISHWIFE 33-7822 26 30 4 131 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
THRESHPACK 50-138 40 53 127 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 51 55 2 123 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 43 32 122 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 17 8 2 121 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
THE MAILMAN 96-616 22 28 6 119 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 31 23 1 118 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
THE FLYEST 36-7549 25 13 1 117 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SHIV 26-5006 24 17 1 117 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
ONE MIC 36-7580 30 7 1 115 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 24 9 111 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
-BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 25 22 2 109 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
NERO 29-5707 40 47 1 108 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
SAURON 25-5581 26 9 2 104 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 20 9 1 103 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBSIDIAN 36-7135 21 13 2 100 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 24 26 97 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
-EYE OF THE DEEP 81-1923 24 23 2 96 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 20 34 4 96 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
MARY MARY 1-8872 23 31 1 95 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 19 7 2 95 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 20 14 1 92 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
HAMILCAR 21-7575 24 21 2 91 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 18-8478 34 137 1 90 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
DARGON 52-4264 28 14 90 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 27 49 90 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441 26 27 2 90 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 28 27 89 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823 20 10 2 89 GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678) BLACKSTONE
IMAGINATION 26-4975 18 4 88 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 25 15 87 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
ETHER 36-7552 28 24 85 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
VULCAN 99-3864 13 20 4 79 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
BOA 1-8830 23 24 78 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
HOFFA 18-9369 35 111 77 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
WHAT? 24-4991 24 16 2 77 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
-FOUR ARMS 30-5041 23 8 77 OMNITRIX (1677) IAYE
GALILEO 9-5706 24 12 2 74 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
-RAGE 75-2204 20 13 1 74 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 28 26 73 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
HALFTIME 43-4816 21 15 1 73 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 26 12 72 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 23 35 1 72 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 17 12 2 70 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
-DEEP BLUE 5-3822 23 21 2 69 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 28 12 67 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710 24 29 1 67 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
FAT LIP 52-3791 20 20 1 67 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
ANGEL 75-2193 16 20 66 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
ALBERT KING 6-6821 19 12 64 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 18 16 4 62 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
IRON HANDED 75-3508 24 19 1 61 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 17 7 3 61 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 17 11 2 61 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 14 1 2 61 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 19 20 60 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 23 18 59 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 22 14 1 59 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 19 5 1 59 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
MC SHAN 18-10307 19 16 59 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
GZA 84-27225 19 9 58 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
-HUMUNGOUSAUR 30-5043 17 3 54 OMNITRIX (1677) IAYE
DMX 25-5675 22 19 2 53 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
DANG LEN 62-4694 24 15 51 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 19 13 2 50 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 8 15 4 50 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 20 19 49 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
JUGGERNAUT 6-6252 17 5 49 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
THE SQUARE 14-4892 21 15 1 48 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 24 27 46 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
PRODIGAL 84-26816 20 14 45 WEBL GREATS (1675) BLACKSTONE
ODB 14-4891 15 9 2 44 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 19 8 40 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
KING RAT 9-5715 22 11 1 38 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
DROXINE 56-4298 17 24 38 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
BLOOD THIRSTER 36-7199 16 6 3 37 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
XYLOID 65-7141 20 24 1 35 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 26 28 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUBBER BULLET was viciously subdued by BAKED CONVINCIA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
DON KING subdued SPARE ANCHOR in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by WELL DON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
CHICKEN A LA KING devastated RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LEGIONNAIRE was narrowly defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 2 minute competition.
BURIED TREASURE won victory over THE WAD O' GAS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
VIPER devastated LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
DISSIDENT lost to NASTY NES in a 2 minute duel.
EBONY vanquished Q MARK in a 2 minute uneven fight.
RUPTURE vanquished ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
REUNITED was overpowered by NAKED LUNCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
ERIK was demolished by XAVIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
KULGAN savagely defeated DAGAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
ASSUR overcame SKIP JAMES in a popular 1 minute conflict.
HARBOR MASTER lost to SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN vanquished TOMAS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
GRAVITRON devastated SWEET CHILD in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CHOPPED RABBIT narrowly defeated FISHWIFE in a popular 6 minute match.
SUBPRIME RIB was viciously subdued by GOPHER BAROQUE in a 17 minute competition.
HARE BINGER was overpowered by BIG BILL BROONZY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CAT N TONIC handily defeated DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RED ALERT bested WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute bout.
CERES demolished THE FLYEST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHE'S A JAR vanquished THE MAILMAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
URA GONER was narrowly defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a 2 minute bout.
FURIOUS FROGPALER demolished JOE WILLIAMS in a action packed 2 minute one-sided melee.
HAMMERHEAD was overpowered by ARTHUR DENT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
ONE MIC viciously subdued SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 1 minute gory bout.
ARDSHEAL won victory over THRESHPACK in a 2 minute fray.
STICKY FINGERS defeated NEVERMIND in a exciting 3 minute match.
TRUGOY THE DOVE overpowered IRON-PLATED IRV in a exciting 4 minute one-sided fight.
KURT COBAIN handily defeated OBSIDIAN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
DIZZY GILLESPIE devastated SHIV in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ELEVENTH was bested by IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
TICK ... TOCK demolished FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
SAURON overpowered BOA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LORD'S PRAYER overpowered INNARD SKINARD in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC was overpowered by HOFFA in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
MARY MARY was bested by NERO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SLITHERING IDIOT was vanquished by STORMCROWE PIE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HAMILCAR devastated ODB in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
XYLOID was handily defeated by PAID IN FULL in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
MC SHAN subdued GARLIC ARAOI in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ANGEL beat DMX in a action packed 1 minute bout.
IRON HANDED was defeated by HERMY in a action packed 3 minute competition.
DEADLY FORCE was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
HOFFA luckily beat WHAT? in a popular 5 minute gory battle.
56TH AND WABASHA handily defeated BLOOD THIRSTER in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
THE SQUARE slimly lost to VULCAN in a exciting 3 minute battle.
FRANKIE was devastated by ELMORE JAMES in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
IMAGINATION demolished PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
PRODIGAL savagely defeated B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory duel.
BOOZEFIGHTERS overpowered FAT LIP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GZA was luckily beaten by HERMY in a popular 6 minute gruesome match.
DARGON demolished BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JOY OF LOSING handily defeated ZENSU LASAGNA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DANG LEN was overpowered by GALILEO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GAG HALFRUNT subdued MAUL ON WHEELS in a action packed 4 minute duel.
BRITISH SEA POWER overpowered ALBERT KING in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRAINS MCGEE viciously subdued EDDIE VEDDER in a exciting 8 minute brutal duel.
ROBERT JOHNSON was demolished by HERMY in a popular 3 minute bloody one-sided duel.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was narrowly defeated by TALIB KWELI in a 2 minute duel.
HALFTIME overpowered MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
KING RAT was overpowered by WOLFMAN JACK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BLIND BLAKE viciously subdued DROXINE in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
ETHER demolished JUGGERNAUT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 42 STRIKING ATTACK 33 - 22 - 1 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 30 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 21 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 AIMED BLOW 167 - 168 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 36 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 BASHING ATTACK 36 - 40 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 38 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 67 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 33 - 0 43 |
Turn 641 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 3 AIMED BLOW 20 - 22 4 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 10 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 47 23 4 297 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 34 13 0 264 SEA DOGS (1501)
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 50 44 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-LUNGE EBONY 10-3116 34 15 0 219 DRAGON LORDS (555)
SLASHING ATTACK XAVIER 75-2071 35 12 2 215 RUNEBLADES (1585)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 57 50 0 211 SORE LOSERS (1580)
TOTAL PARRY THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 46 28 0 201 ENIGMA 1 (1664)
LUNGING ATTACK KULGAN 56-4268 32 43 3 200 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
BASHING ATTACK ERIK 56-3399 40 67 0 193 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 30 9 0 188 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821. The most popular warrior this turn
was WHAT? 24-4991. The ten other most popular fighters were CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362,
FISHWIFE 33-7822, GZA 84-27225, ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837, TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614,
TALIB KWELI 42-4631, BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441, SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567, EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710,
and XAVIER 75-2071.
The least popular fighter this week was GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359. The other ten least
popular fighters were KING RAT 9-5715, ALBERT KING 6-6821, DANG LEN 62-4694, ZENSU
LASAGNA 61-3728, XYLOID 65-7141, ODB 14-4891, SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105, BOA 1-8830,
SHIV 26-5006, and THE FLYEST 36-7549.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 4 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 0 2 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 3 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 5 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 2 0 MURSKA(35) 2 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 3 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 3 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
TOBIR(14) 0 3 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
WILLAF(16) 2 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 3 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 3 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 31 23 1 118 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 87 74 0 160 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DISSIDENT 4-6672 30 27 2 183 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 14 1 2 61 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 31 21 0 171 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
URA GONER 8-5214 25 6 1 149 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 28 19 0 136 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
EBONY 10-3116 34 15 0 219 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 34 38 0 154 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 33 42 0 142 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 26 0 28 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
REUNITED 14-4771 37 37 1 182 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 30 9 0 188 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 67 34 1 197 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 25 7 1 163 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697 57 50 0 211 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 19 20 0 60 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
WHAT? 24-4991 24 16 2 77 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 26 9 2 104 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 24 17 1 117 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NERO 29-5707 40 47 1 108 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441 26 27 2 90 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 34 13 0 264 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 27 15 0 172 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
VIPER 36-7544 39 23 0 204 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 39 39 0 146 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 46 47 1 172 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 36 44 1 163 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
HALFTIME 43-4816 21 15 1 73 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 32 28 0 147 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
DON KING 47-5374 50 44 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
NASTY NES 50-142 48 53 1 197 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 39 42 1 169 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
DARGON 52-4264 28 14 0 90 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 24 9 0 111 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 44 25 1 201 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
KULGAN 56-4268 32 43 3 200 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
Q MARK 60-8880 36 32 0 195 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 20 34 4 96 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 24 15 0 51 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 38 22 2 199 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
XYLOID 65-7141 20 24 1 35 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
XAVIER 75-2071 35 12 2 215 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 34 27 0 203 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 26 22 3 166 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 46 28 0 201 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 37 3 145 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
THE MAILMAN 96-616 22 28 6 119 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 8 15 4 50 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 47 23 4 297 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 32 20 4 217 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE