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Date : 07/30/2014 Duedate: 08/12/2014
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 642
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555 27 18 0 60.0 SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658 DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
2 SEA DOGS 9/1468 939 642 8 59.4 12 FURRY FURY 81/1593 93 106 1 46.7
SEA DOGS 18/426 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
SEA DOGS 21/1446 13 TREKKERS 29/1534 179 208 4 46.3
SEA DOGS 33/1501 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
SEA DOGS 35/1502 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 14 QUEEN 9/1629 178 215 2 45.3
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 TRIBE 24/1648
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 B.I.G. 32/1683
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 RUN DMC 1/1626
3 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 30 21 1 58.8 EPIC RAP 43/1656
4-OMNITRIX 30/1677 10 7 0 58.8 PEARL JAM 4/1638
5 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601 137 99 2 58.1 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
6 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 114 83 0 57.9 CRITICALS 75/1635
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 AL BUMS II 84/1636
7 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 425 319 2 57.1 AL BUMS VI 84/1665
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 BLOOD GANG 99/1532
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 STILLMATIC 36/1652
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
4TH TIME AROUND 12/1679 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 WEBL GREATS 84/1675
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM 68/1681 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
ANDROID DUNGEON 005 63/1680 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
8 MACHINES OF 6/1631 56 44 2 56.0 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
9 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 1285 1063 18 54.7 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 15 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 96 127 1 43.0
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 16 MADMAN 82/1081 7 11 0 38.9
10 RED FURY 9/786 177 173 0 50.6 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 555 878 11 38.7
RUNEBLADES 75/1585 18 ENIGMA 1 82/1664 27 47 0 36.5
11 T-3 98/1591 183 184 1 49.9 SCRABBLE 65/1662
SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608 TREXTRAS 56/1660
SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Nice try, Rubber Bullet.
After witnessing the beating that Don King gave to Spare Anchor, I can only
assume I'm next. I'm looking forward to the match-up.
Baked Convincia
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, okay, a spy report. Not the day for staying inside writing a report. You
may think that we dead guys don't appreciate hot, sunny days, but we do! Nothing
like lying out in the hot sun to discourage mildew, and we're MARTYRS to mildew.
So, significant point movements: Sauron up 44. Savage Beating, down 36.
Different fights.
Joe Williams got the most challenges.
No avoids that I can see, though I may have missed something.
Sixty-six fights, but only five challenges. Ten fights were action-packed,
thirteen were exciting, ten involved standbys, and two resulted in deaths.
Not a chance I'm going to talk about sixty-six fights, but neither will I be so
stingy as to mention only the challenge matches. I think I've ended up with, I
dunno, twenty or maybe twenty-two.
BOOZEFIGHTERS (84-26823) (20-10-2,89) of GREAT LAKES WEBL fought LAKE SAILOR
(101-2) (0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101. BOOZEFIGHTERS viciously butchered LAKE
SAILOR in a popular 2 minute gory brawl. The Sailor's mother is seriously annoyed,
she thought she'd gotten him sober. Apparently not.
CERES (99-3866) (17-16-4,166) of DODEKATHEON fought FISHWIFE (33-7822) (26-30-
4,131) of SEA DOGS. CERES was beaten by FISHWIFE in an action packed 1 minute fray.
Flattened with a flounder, clubbed with a cod. Way to go.
SKIP JAMES (6-6579) (30-34-0,156) of BLACK AND BLUES fought SHIV (26-5006) (24-
17-1,117) of SERPENTS HOLD. SKIP JAMES overpowered SHIV in a 1 minute one-sided
duel. Nothing like determination and experience in such a situation.
TOMAS (56-749) (46-83-6,175) of MEN OF STEEL fought SUBPRIME RIB (81-1567) (37-
36-1,156) of OTTO'S DINER. TOMAS overpowered SUBPRIME RIB in a crowd pleasing 2
minute gory mismatched conflict. Hey, he was hungry, okay? And with enough catsup,
even a subprime rib can be eaten to the bone.
BIG BILL BROONZY (6-6640) (31-21-0,171) of BLACK AND BLUES fought ARTHUR DENT
(11-7305) (34-38-0,154) of THE HITCHHIKERS. BIG BILL BROONZY was overpowered by
ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Which leaves Big Bill all black and blue.
DAGAN (21-7201) (43-35-0,182) of BLOOD AND SAND fought STICKY FINGERS (42-4523)
(32-7-1,152) of DUNGEON CELL. DAGAN devastated STICKY FINGERS in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight. And not only that, Fingers got away with his cash.
HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (28-12-1,187) of SEA DOGS fought TRUGOY THE DOVE (42-
4614) (36-44-1,163) of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP. HARBOR MASTER handily defeated TRUGOY
THE DOVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. No landing the dove HERE, eh?
ASSUR (18-7821) (63-119-2,190) of ARROGANCE fought CHOPPED RABBIT (60-1362) (31-
16-0,160) of UNNAMEABLES. ASSUR overpowered CHOPPED RABBIT in a 1 minute uneven
struggle. Better than chopped liver.
VIPER (36-7544) (39-23-0,204) of SERPENTS HOLD fought GRAVITRON (19-5369) (25-7-
1,163) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC. VIPER was handily defeated by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute
one-sided conflict. Damn, that gravity, it'll get you every time.
RED ALERT (50-139) (49-45-1,182) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought DISSIDENT (4-6672) (30-
27-2,183) of PEARL JAM. RED ALERT demolished DISSIDENT in a 1 minute one-sided
brawl. Good, that's what SHOULD be done to dissidence.
NASTY NES (50-142) (48-53-1,197) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610)
(67-34-1,197) of SEA DOGS. NASTY NES was viciously subdued by SPARE ANCHOR in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict. Note: nastiness does not pay.
NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (34-27-0,203) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought LEAPS INTO THE AIR
(75-85) (43-37-1,173) of CRITICALS. NAKED LUNCH was slain by LEAPS INTO THE AIR in
an exciting 1 minute match. Second death. Leaps was hungry, lunch was dawdling
around, whammo.
KULGAN (56-4268) (32-43-3,200) of MEN OF STEEL fought WELL DON (16-6079) (30-9-
0,188) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. KULGAN overpowered WELL DON in a popular 1 minute
uneven match. Maybe Don should change his name to NOT WELL DON.
EBONY (10-3116) (34-15-0,219) of DRAGON LORDS fought ERIK (56-3399) (40-67-
0,193) of MEN OF STEEL. EBONY was narrowly defeated by ERIK in an action packed 4
minute gory duel. All heroes, or so I am told, yearn to fight dragons.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (57-50-0,211) of SORE LOSERS fought Q MARK (60-
8880) (36-32-0,195) of UNNAMEABLES. SLAP YOURSELF SILLY vanquished Q MARK in an
action packed 1 minute uneven duel. Did you see how that Q Mark was knocked
spinning?
BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (34-13-0,264) of SEA DOGS fought REUNITED (14-4771)
(37-37-1,182) of WU-TANG FOREVER. BURIED TREASURE handily defeated REUNITED in a 2
minute uneven fight. Worse than quicksand: you're walking along, looking for the
fight, and SOMETHING reaches up through the sands of the arena and grabs your ankles.
That's because most treasures are buried with dead men to protect 'em, and dead men,
except me, of course, do what they're told.
The challenges:
LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (19-5-1,59) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged HOFFA (18-8478)
(34-137-1,90) of ARROGANCE. Up 31. LEGIONNAIRE viciously subdued HOFFA in an action
packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl. Not really a surprise.
DEEP BLUE (5-3822) (23-21-2,69) of TECHNOLOGY challenged BOA (1-8830) (23-24-
0,78) of SERPENTS' HOLD. Up 9. DEEP BLUE defeated BOA in an exciting 1 minute
Challenge fight. Of course. Boas are RED, not blue. Blue is too sober, and boas
are never sober. That's because the feathers tickle.
NERO (29-5707) (40-47-1,108) of TREKKERS challenged JOE WILLIAMS (6-6583) (43-
32-0,122) of BLACK AND BLUES. Up 14. NERO overpowered JOE WILLIAMS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. This is Joe-the-Most-Challenged here.
BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (25-22-2,109) of OTTO'S DINER challenged DOWNWITHTHEKING
(1-8736) (31-23-1,118) of RUN DMC. Up 9. BAD BORSCHT was demolished by
DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. After which, Down spent a
lot of time off to the side getting rid of the bad borscht.
THE WAD O' GAS (82-13378) (46-28-0,201) of ENIGMA 1 challenged XAVIER (75-2071)
(35-12-2,215) of RUNEBLADES. Up 14. THE WAD O' GAS was viciously subdued by XAVIER
in a 4 minute Challenge fight. An enigma unmasked!
For the title:
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (47-23-4,297) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought RUPTURE (99-
3463) (32-20-4,217) of BLOOD GANG. BAKED CONVINCIA bested RUPTURE in a 2 minute
bloody Title match. No surprise here. Congratulations to Baked Convincia.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 48 23 4 309 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 73 73 1 305 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 35 13 270 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
XAVIER 75-2071 36 12 2 232 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
-DON KING 47-5374 50 44 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 58 50 223 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
KULGAN 56-4268 33 43 3 219 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ERIK 56-3399 41 67 215 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 44 37 2 210 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 68 34 1 203 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
-KEEL HAULER 9-5389 32 7 203 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
NASTY NES 50-142 48 54 1 202 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 46 29 202 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
RUPTURE 99-3463 32 21 4 202 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 44 25 1 201 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
GRAVITRON 19-5369 26 7 1 201 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
ASSUR 18-7821 64 119 2 200 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 38 22 2 199 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
DAGAN 21-7201 44 35 198 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
RED ALERT 50-139 50 45 1 196 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
EBONY 10-3116 34 16 194 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 29 12 1 192 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
Q MARK 60-8880 36 33 188 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
TOMAS 56-749 47 83 6 184 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
REUNITED 14-4771 37 38 1 183 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 34 28 183 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
WELL DON 16-6079 30 10 181 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 35 38 178 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
VIPER 36-7544 39 24 176 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 28 15 174 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
DISSIDENT 4-6672 30 28 2 173 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 46 47 1 172 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
ELEVENTH 12-6963 33 27 165 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 36 45 1 163 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 31 34 160 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
THRESHPACK 50-138 41 53 159 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 31 17 158 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
FISHWIFE 33-7822 27 30 4 156 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HARE BINGER 81-1790 33 27 2 155 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
THE FLYEST 36-7549 26 13 1 154 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 32 8 1 152 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 31 22 152 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 37 37 1 151 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAURON 25-5581 27 9 2 148 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 32 29 146 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 34 42 144 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 26 23 3 144 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
CERES 99-3866 17 17 4 144 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
ONE MIC 36-7580 31 7 1 139 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 39 43 1 138 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 87 75 137 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 40 37 137 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 25 9 137 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 38 3 136 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 30 26 134 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
NERO 29-5707 41 47 1 132 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 39 40 132 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 32 23 1 128 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 51 56 2 123 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 28 20 123 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
URA GONER 8-5214 25 7 1 121 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 17 8 2 121 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OBSIDIAN 36-7135 22 13 2 118 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 20 10 1 118 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHIV 26-5006 24 18 1 117 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
THE MAILMAN 96-616 22 29 6 109 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
DROW 81-1774 28 29 1 106 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 43 33 105 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 25 23 2 103 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 21 34 4 103 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 20 7 2 97 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DARGON 52-4264 29 14 96 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 26 15 96 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
HAMILCAR 21-7575 25 21 2 94 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
HALFTIME 43-4816 22 15 1 93 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 29 27 91 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
IRON HANDED 75-3508 25 19 1 91 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823 21 10 3 91 GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678) BLACKSTONE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 27 12 90 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 20 20 89 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
ETHER 36-7552 29 24 87 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 25 27 85 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
DANG LEN 62-4694 25 15 84 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 20 5 1 83 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
VULCAN 99-3864 14 20 4 83 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 24 21 2 80 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
HOFFA 18-9369 36 111 79 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
WHAT? 24-4991 25 16 2 79 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710 25 29 1 79 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
-ALBUQUERQUE 26-4082 21 16 79 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
GALILEO 9-5706 24 13 2 76 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
GZA 84-27225 20 9 75 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
-OUTBACK JACK 30-672 18 19 2 75 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
ANGEL 75-2193 17 20 75 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 23 14 1 74 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 18 7 3 74 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
HOFFA 18-8478 34 138 1 73 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441 26 28 2 73 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
PRADUS 99-3707 10 5 4 73 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
MR. FROST 82-4399 24 29 1 72 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
IMAGINATION 26-4975 18 5 72 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 18 10 1 71 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 17 13 2 71 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 22 10 4 70 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
BOA 1-8830 23 25 69 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 27 50 68 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 20 15 1 68 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
-FAT LIP 52-3791 20 20 1 67 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
MARY MARY 1-8872 23 32 1 66 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 28 27 65 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 17 12 2 64 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 28 13 62 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 23 36 1 62 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
ALBERT KING 6-6821 19 13 62 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 24 27 61 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 21 19 61 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 14 1 2 61 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
MC SHAN 18-10307 19 17 60 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 23 19 57 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 8 16 4 56 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 19 14 2 55 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 18 17 4 54 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
KINGPIN 84-32807 19 25 53 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 8 6 5 51 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
DROXINE 56-4298 17 25 50 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
-JUGGERNAUT 6-6252 17 5 49 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
DMX 25-5675 22 20 2 47 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
KING RAT 9-5715 22 12 1 45 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
THE SQUARE 14-4892 21 16 1 44 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
PRODIGAL 84-26816 20 15 41 WEBL GREATS (1675) BLACKSTONE
ODB 14-4891 15 10 2 41 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
XYLOID 65-7141 20 25 1 40 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
-BLOOD THIRSTER 36-7199 16 6 3 37 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 19 9 36 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 27 32 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
LAKE SAILOR 0 0 0 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823 642
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 34 28 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 1537 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 642
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Don King -- That hair is REALLY distracting. -- Spare Anchor
The Wad 'O Gas -- Well that's a good sign for me, given your success in Freshmen. --
Buried Treasure
MC Shan -- Perhaps this Small Shield thing isn't working out. -- Garlic Araoi
Joy of Losing -- No joy for you! -- Zensu Lasagna
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE WAD O' GAS was viciously subdued by XAVIER in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
BAD BORSCHT was demolished by DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NERO overpowered JOE WILLIAMS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DEEP BLUE defeated BOA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
LEGIONNAIRE viciously subdued HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
BAKED CONVINCIA bested RUPTURE in a 2 minute bloody Title match.
BURIED TREASURE handily defeated REUNITED in a 2 minute uneven fight.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY vanquished Q MARK in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
EBONY was narrowly defeated by ERIK in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
KULGAN overpowered WELL DON in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
NAKED LUNCH was slain by LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a exciting 1 minute match.
NASTY NES was viciously subdued by SPARE ANCHOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
RED ALERT demolished DISSIDENT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VIPER was handily defeated by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ASSUR overpowered CHOPPED RABBIT in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
HARBOR MASTER handily defeated TRUGOY THE DOVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DAGAN devastated STICKY FINGERS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIG BILL BROONZY was overpowered by ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TOMAS overpowered SUBPRIME RIB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched conflict.
SKIP JAMES overpowered SHIV in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CERES was beaten by FISHWIFE in a action packed 1 minute fray.
GOPHER BAROQUE was viciously subdued by THE FLYEST in a popular 5 minute contest.
MANNY LEHMAN was overpowered by THRESHPACK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHE'S A JAR was narrowly defeated by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 3 minute fight.
CAT N TONIC was overpowered by ELEVENTH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
FURIOUS FROGPALER won victory over LORD'S PRAYER in a popular 1 minute fray.
ONE MIC slimly won victory over WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
NEVERMIND was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAMMERHEAD was overcome by TICK ... TOCK in a exciting 1 minute fight.
THE MAILMAN was savagely defeated by OBSIDIAN in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
HARE BINGER narrowly defeated KURT COBAIN in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
DROW was bested by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a popular 1 minute duel.
SWEET CHILD viciously subdued ARDSHEAL in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
SAURON overpowered URA GONER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
RUN'S HOUSE viciously subdued DROXINE in a action packed 1 minute gory match.
STORMCROWE PIE overpowered ALBERT KING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARY MARY was handily defeated by DANG LEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JOY OF LOSING was overpowered by IRON HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HAMILCAR won victory over BICYCLE RACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
SAVAGE BEATING was demolished by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
DEADLY FORCE devastated HERMY in a 2 minute mismatched match.
DARGON handily defeated KING RAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ROBERT JOHNSON was overpowered by MR. FROST in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
ARCHERS OF LOAF overpowered SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HALFTIME overpowered BRAINS MCGEE in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
TALIB KWELI was overcome by HERMY in a exciting 6 minute bout.
ETHER luckily beat GARLIC ARAOI in a popular 1 minute fight.
ANGEL viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal contest.
PAID IN FULL viciously subdued ZENSU LASAGNA in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
PRODIGAL was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BOOZEFIGHTERS viciously butchered LAKE SAILOR in a popular 2 minute gory brawl.
GZA vanquished MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KINGPIN was bested by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
SYCAMORE STYLE beat BLACKBERRY in a 2 minute fight.
INNARD SKINARD was vanquished by 56TH AND WABASHA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRADUS luckily beat MC SHAN in a popular 4 minute gory struggle.
VULCAN bested MAUL ON WHEELS in a action packed 3 minute gruesome match.
BRITISH SEA POWER beat GALILEO in a popular 1 minute fight.
IMAGINATION was defeated by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a action packed 3 minute melee.
DMX was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven battle.
WHAT? devastated FRANKIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
I MOTHER EARTH overpowered ODB in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HOFFA luckily beat BLIND BLAKE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome fight.
THE SQUARE was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
XYLOID was demolished by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
GAG HALFRUNT was defeated by EDDIE VEDDER in a action packed 6 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 43 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 33 - 1 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 25 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 29 - 24 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 WALL OF STEEL 38 - 36 - 1 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 17 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 AIMED BLOW 176 - 176 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 39 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 BASHING ATTACK 36 - 42 - 1 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 59 - 74 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 24 - 35 - 0 41 |
Turn 642 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 AIMED BLOW 21 - 22 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 10 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 48 23 4 309 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 35 13 0 270 SEA DOGS (1501)
SLASHING ATTACK XAVIER 75-2071 36 12 2 232 RUNEBLADES (1585)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 58 50 0 223 SORE LOSERS (1580)
LUNGING ATTACK KULGAN 56-4268 33 43 3 219 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
BASHING ATTACK ERIK 56-3399 41 67 0 215 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 68 34 1 203 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK RUPTURE 99-3463 32 21 4 202 BLOOD GANG (1532)
PARRY-LUNGE EBONY 10-3116 34 16 0 194 DRAGON LORDS (555)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 30 10 0 181 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821. The most popular warrior this turn
was BLIND BLAKE 6-6814. The ten other most popular fighters were XAVIER 75-2071, THE
FLYEST 36-7549, MC SHAN 18-10307, TALIB KWELI 42-4631, ONE MIC 36-7580, IMAGINATION
26-4975, THE MAILMAN 96-616, OBSIDIAN 36-7135, MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938, and EBONY
10-3116.
The least popular fighter this week was ODB 14-4891. The other ten least popular
fighters were FRANKIE 13-5579, INNARD SKINARD 98-3573, ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728,
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105, ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346, MARY MARY 1-8872, ALBERT KING
6-6821, NEVERMIND 84-23395, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, and SHIV 26-5006.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 2 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 0 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 1 0
JHELUM(4) 1 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 0 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 5 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 4 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 5 0 1
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 4 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 4 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 3 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 3 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 3 3 1
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0
SUNSET(21) 3 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 32 23 1 128 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 87 75 0 137 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DISSIDENT 4-6672 30 28 2 173 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 24 21 2 80 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 31 34 0 160 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
URA GONER 8-5214 25 7 1 121 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 28 20 0 123 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
EBONY 10-3116 34 16 0 194 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 35 38 0 178 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 33 27 0 165 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 27 0 32 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
REUNITED 14-4771 37 38 1 183 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 30 10 0 181 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 68 34 1 203 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 26 7 1 201 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697 58 50 0 223 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 20 20 0 89 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
WHAT? 24-4991 25 16 2 79 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 27 9 2 148 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 24 18 1 117 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NERO 29-5707 41 47 1 132 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 26 15 0 96 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 35 13 0 270 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 28 15 0 174 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
VIPER 36-7544 39 24 0 176 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 39 40 0 132 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 36 45 1 163 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
HALFTIME 43-4816 22 15 1 93 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 32 29 0 146 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
NASTY NES 50-142 48 54 1 202 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 39 43 1 138 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
DARGON 52-4264 29 14 0 96 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 25 9 0 137 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
KULGAN 56-4268 33 43 3 219 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 18 10 1 71 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
Q MARK 60-8880 36 33 0 188 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 21 34 4 103 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 25 15 0 84 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
XYLOID 65-7141 20 25 1 40 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
XAVIER 75-2071 36 12 2 232 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 34 28 0 183 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
HARE BINGER 81-1790 33 27 2 155 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 46 29 0 202 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 38 3 136 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
THE MAILMAN 96-616 22 29 6 109 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 8 16 4 56 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 48 23 4 309 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 32 21 4 202 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
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