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Date   : 07/30/2014    Duedate: 08/12/2014

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DM 101    TURN 642

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555   27   18   0 60.0      SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658                     DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666                  SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
  2 SEA DOGS 9/1468      939  642   8 59.4   12 FURRY FURY 81/1593    93  106   1 46.7
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                         13 TREKKERS 29/1534     179  208   4 46.3
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                   14 QUEEN 9/1629         178  215   2 45.3
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      TRIBE 24/1648
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      B.I.G. 32/1683
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     RUN DMC 1/1626
  3 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672   30   21   1 58.8      EPIC RAP 43/1656
  4-OMNITRIX 30/1677      10    7   0 58.8      PEARL JAM 4/1638
  5 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601  137   99   2 58.1      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   BLUE NOTE 12/1642
  6 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  114   83   0 57.9      CRITICALS 75/1635
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     AL BUMS II 84/1636
  7 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    425  319   2 57.1      AL BUMS VI 84/1665
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         BLOOD GANG 99/1532
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       STILLMATIC 36/1652
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    4TH TIME AROUND 12/1679                     THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    WEBL GREATS 84/1675
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM 68/1681                  FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    ANDROID DUNGEON 005 63/1680                 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
  8 MACHINES OF  6/1631   56   44   2 56.0      BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                      HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
  9 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146  1285 1063  18 54.7      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                     15 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530   96  127   1 43.0
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                  16 MADMAN 82/1081         7   11   0 38.9
 10 RED FURY 9/786       177  173   0 50.6   17 ARROGANCE 18/755     555  878  11 38.7
    RUNEBLADES 75/1585                       18 ENIGMA 1 82/1664      27   47   0 36.5
 11 T-3 98/1591          183  184   1 49.9      SCRABBLE 65/1662
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608                       TREXTRAS 56/1660
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609                       TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                       OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     Nice try, Rubber Bullet.
     After witnessing the beating that Don King gave to Spare Anchor, I can only
assume I'm next.  I'm looking forward to the match-up.

Baked Convincia

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, okay, a spy report.  Not the day for staying inside writing a report.  You
may think that we dead guys don't appreciate hot, sunny days, but we do!  Nothing
like lying out in the hot sun to discourage mildew, and we're MARTYRS to mildew.

     So, significant point movements:  Sauron up 44.  Savage Beating, down 36.
Different fights.
     Joe Williams got the most challenges.
     No avoids that I can see, though I may have missed something.
     Sixty-six fights, but only five challenges.  Ten fights were action-packed,
thirteen were exciting, ten involved standbys, and two resulted in deaths.
     Not a chance I'm going to talk about sixty-six fights, but neither will I be so
stingy as to mention only the challenge matches.  I think I've ended up with, I
dunno, twenty or maybe twenty-two.

     BOOZEFIGHTERS (84-26823) (20-10-2,89) of GREAT LAKES WEBL fought LAKE SAILOR
(101-2) (0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101.  BOOZEFIGHTERS viciously butchered LAKE
SAILOR in a popular 2 minute gory brawl.  The Sailor's mother is seriously annoyed,
she thought she'd gotten him sober.  Apparently not.
     CERES (99-3866) (17-16-4,166) of DODEKATHEON fought FISHWIFE (33-7822) (26-30-
4,131) of SEA DOGS.  CERES was beaten by FISHWIFE in an action packed 1 minute fray.
Flattened with a flounder, clubbed with a cod.  Way to go.
     SKIP JAMES (6-6579) (30-34-0,156) of BLACK AND BLUES fought SHIV (26-5006) (24-
17-1,117) of SERPENTS HOLD.  SKIP JAMES overpowered SHIV in a 1 minute one-sided
duel.  Nothing like determination and experience in such a situation.
     TOMAS (56-749) (46-83-6,175) of MEN OF STEEL fought SUBPRIME RIB (81-1567) (37-
36-1,156) of OTTO'S DINER.  TOMAS overpowered SUBPRIME RIB in a crowd pleasing 2
minute gory mismatched conflict.  Hey, he was hungry, okay?  And with enough catsup,
even a subprime rib can be eaten to the bone.
     BIG BILL BROONZY (6-6640) (31-21-0,171) of BLACK AND BLUES fought ARTHUR DENT
(11-7305) (34-38-0,154) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  BIG BILL BROONZY was overpowered by
ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Which leaves Big Bill all black and blue.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (43-35-0,182) of BLOOD AND SAND fought STICKY FINGERS (42-4523)
(32-7-1,152) of DUNGEON CELL.  DAGAN devastated STICKY FINGERS in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.  And not only that, Fingers got away with his cash.

     HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (28-12-1,187) of SEA DOGS fought TRUGOY THE DOVE (42-
4614) (36-44-1,163) of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP.  HARBOR MASTER handily defeated TRUGOY
THE DOVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  No landing the dove HERE, eh?
     ASSUR (18-7821) (63-119-2,190) of ARROGANCE fought CHOPPED RABBIT (60-1362) (31-
16-0,160) of UNNAMEABLES.  ASSUR overpowered CHOPPED RABBIT in a 1 minute uneven
struggle.  Better than chopped liver.
     VIPER (36-7544) (39-23-0,204) of SERPENTS HOLD fought GRAVITRON (19-5369) (25-7-
1,163) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC.  VIPER was handily defeated by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute
one-sided conflict.  Damn, that gravity, it'll get you every time.
     RED ALERT (50-139) (49-45-1,182) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought DISSIDENT (4-6672) (30-
27-2,183) of PEARL JAM.  RED ALERT demolished DISSIDENT in a 1 minute one-sided
brawl.  Good, that's what SHOULD be done to dissidence.
     NASTY NES (50-142) (48-53-1,197) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610)
(67-34-1,197) of SEA DOGS.  NASTY NES was viciously subdued by SPARE ANCHOR in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.  Note:  nastiness does not pay.

     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (34-27-0,203) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought LEAPS INTO THE AIR
(75-85) (43-37-1,173) of CRITICALS.  NAKED LUNCH was slain by LEAPS INTO THE AIR in
an exciting 1 minute match.  Second death.  Leaps was hungry, lunch was dawdling
around, whammo.
     KULGAN (56-4268) (32-43-3,200) of MEN OF STEEL fought WELL DON (16-6079) (30-9-
0,188) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  KULGAN overpowered WELL DON in a popular 1 minute
uneven match.  Maybe Don should change his name to NOT WELL DON.
     EBONY (10-3116) (34-15-0,219) of DRAGON LORDS fought ERIK (56-3399) (40-67-
0,193) of MEN OF STEEL.  EBONY was narrowly defeated by ERIK in an action packed 4
minute gory duel.  All heroes, or so I am told, yearn to fight dragons.
     SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (57-50-0,211) of SORE LOSERS fought Q MARK (60-
8880) (36-32-0,195) of UNNAMEABLES.  SLAP YOURSELF SILLY vanquished Q MARK in an
action packed 1 minute uneven duel.  Did you see how that Q Mark was knocked
spinning?
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (34-13-0,264) of SEA DOGS fought REUNITED (14-4771)
(37-37-1,182) of WU-TANG FOREVER.  BURIED TREASURE handily defeated REUNITED in a 2
minute uneven fight.  Worse than quicksand:  you're walking along, looking for the
fight, and SOMETHING reaches up through the sands of the arena and grabs your ankles.
That's because most treasures are buried with dead men to protect 'em, and dead men,
except me, of course, do what they're told.

The challenges:
     LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (19-5-1,59) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged HOFFA (18-8478)
(34-137-1,90) of ARROGANCE.  Up 31.  LEGIONNAIRE viciously subdued HOFFA in an action
packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.  Not really a surprise.
     DEEP BLUE (5-3822) (23-21-2,69) of TECHNOLOGY challenged BOA (1-8830) (23-24-
0,78) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  Up 9.  DEEP BLUE defeated BOA in an exciting 1 minute
Challenge fight.  Of course.  Boas are RED, not blue.  Blue is too sober, and boas
are never sober.  That's because the feathers tickle.
     NERO (29-5707) (40-47-1,108) of TREKKERS challenged JOE WILLIAMS (6-6583) (43-
32-0,122) of BLACK AND BLUES.  Up 14.  NERO overpowered JOE WILLIAMS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.  This is Joe-the-Most-Challenged here.
     BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (25-22-2,109) of OTTO'S DINER challenged DOWNWITHTHEKING
(1-8736) (31-23-1,118) of RUN DMC.  Up 9.  BAD BORSCHT was demolished by
DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  After which, Down spent a
lot of time off to the side getting rid of the bad borscht.
     THE WAD O' GAS (82-13378) (46-28-0,201) of ENIGMA 1 challenged XAVIER (75-2071)
(35-12-2,215) of RUNEBLADES.  Up 14.  THE WAD O' GAS was viciously subdued by XAVIER
in a 4 minute Challenge fight.  An enigma unmasked!

For the title:
     BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (47-23-4,297) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought RUPTURE (99-
3463) (32-20-4,217) of BLOOD GANG.  BAKED CONVINCIA bested RUPTURE in a 2 minute
bloody Title match.  No surprise here.  Congratulations to Baked Convincia.

                                       Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      48  23  4  309  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       73  73  1  305  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      35  13     270  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 XAVIER 75-2071               36  12  2  232  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
-DON KING 47-5374             50  44  3  228  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  58  50     223  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 KULGAN 56-4268               33  43  3  219  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERIK 56-3399                 41  67     215  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     44  37  2  210  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         68  34  1  203  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-KEEL HAULER 9-5389           32   7     203  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 NASTY NES 50-142             48  54  1  202  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      46  29     202  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 RUPTURE 99-3463              32  21  4  202  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        44  25  1  201  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            26   7  1  201  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 ASSUR 18-7821                64 119  2  200  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    38  22  2  199  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 DAGAN 21-7201                44  35     198  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 RED ALERT 50-139             50  45  1  196  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 EBONY 10-3116                34  16     194  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       29  12  1  192  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 Q MARK 60-8880               36  33     188  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 TOMAS 56-749                 47  83  6  184  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 REUNITED 14-4771             37  38  1  183  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          34  28     183  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 WELL DON 16-6079             30  10     181  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          35  38     178  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 VIPER 36-7544                39  24     176  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    28  15     174  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             30  28  2  173  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           46  47  1  172  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             33  27     165  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      36  45  1  163  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            31  34     160  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 THRESHPACK 50-138            41  53     159  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       31  17     158  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             27  30  4  156  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          33  27  2  155  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 THE FLYEST 36-7549           26  13  1  154  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       32   8  1  152  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      31  22     152  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         37  37  1  151  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAURON 25-5581               27   9  2  148  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          32  29     146  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      34  42     144  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          26  23  3  144  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 CERES 99-3866                17  17  4  144  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 ONE MIC 36-7580              31   7  1  139  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         39  43  1  138  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        87  75     137  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         40  37     137  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          25   9     137  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 NEVERMIND 84-23395           28  38  3  136  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          30  26     134  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 NERO 29-5707                 41  47  1  132  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    39  40     132  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       32  23  1  128  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           51  56  2  123  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              28  20     123  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 URA GONER 8-5214             25   7  1  121  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    17   8  2  121  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135             22  13  2  118  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        20  10  1  118  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHIV 26-5006                 24  18  1  117  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 THE MAILMAN 96-616           22  29  6  109  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 DROW 81-1774                 28  29  1  106  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          43  33     105  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          25  23  2  103  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       21  34  4  103  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           20   7  2   97  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DARGON 52-4264               29  14      96  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    26  15      96  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 HAMILCAR 21-7575             25  21  2   94  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 HALFTIME 43-4816             22  15  1   93  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       29  27      91  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          25  19  1   91  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       21  10  3   91  GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678)    BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      27  12      90  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    20  20      89  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 ETHER 36-7552                29  24      87  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      25  27      85  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 DANG LEN 62-4694             25  15      84  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           20   5  1   83  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 VULCAN 99-3864               14  20  4   83  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             24  21  2   80  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 HOFFA 18-9369                36 111      79  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 WHAT? 24-4991                25  16  2   79  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          25  29  1   79  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-ALBUQUERQUE 26-4082          21  16      79  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 GALILEO 9-5706               24  13  2   76  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 GZA 84-27225                 20   9      75  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
-OUTBACK JACK 30-672          18  19  2   75  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 ANGEL 75-2193                17  20      75  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        23  14  1   74  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     18   7  3   74  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HOFFA 18-8478                34 138  1   73  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441         26  28  2   73  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 PRADUS 99-3707               10   5  4   73  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 MR. FROST 82-4399            24  29  1   72  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          18   5      72  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       18  10  1   71  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          17  13  2   71  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       22  10  4   70  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 BOA 1-8830                   23  25      69  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          27  50      68  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        20  15  1   68  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
-FAT LIP 52-3791              20  20  1   67  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 MARY MARY 1-8872             23  32  1   66  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         28  27      65  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        17  12  2   64  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     28  13      62  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        23  36  1   62  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           19  13      62  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       24  27      61  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         21  19      61  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          14   1  2   61  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 MC SHAN 18-10307             19  17      60  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          23  19      57  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776          8  16  4   56  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           19  14  2   55  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       18  17  4   54  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 KINGPIN 84-32807             19  25      53  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            8   6  5   51  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 DROXINE 56-4298              17  25      50  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
-JUGGERNAUT 6-6252            17   5      49  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 DMX 25-5675                  22  20  2   47  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 KING RAT 9-5715              22  12  1   45  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           21  16  1   44  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 PRODIGAL 84-26816            20  15      41  WEBL GREATS (1675)         BLACKSTONE
 ODB 14-4891                  15  10  2   41  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 XYLOID 65-7141               20  25  1   40  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
-BLOOD THIRSTER 36-7199       16   6  3   37  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       19   9      36  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  27      32  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
LAKE SAILOR                0   0  0                        BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823    642
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917       34  28  0 SHEWISH BUFFET 1537    LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85  642

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Don King -- That hair is REALLY distracting. -- Spare Anchor

The Wad 'O Gas -- Well that's a good sign for me, given your success in Freshmen. --
Buried Treasure

MC Shan -- Perhaps this Small Shield thing isn't working out. -- Garlic Araoi

Joy of Losing -- No joy for you! -- Zensu Lasagna

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE WAD O' GAS was viciously subdued by XAVIER in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
BAD BORSCHT was demolished by DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NERO overpowered JOE WILLIAMS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DEEP BLUE defeated BOA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
LEGIONNAIRE viciously subdued HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
BAKED CONVINCIA bested RUPTURE in a 2 minute bloody Title match.
BURIED TREASURE handily defeated REUNITED in a 2 minute uneven fight.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY vanquished Q MARK in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
EBONY was narrowly defeated by ERIK in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
KULGAN overpowered WELL DON in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
NAKED LUNCH was slain by LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a exciting 1 minute match.
NASTY NES was viciously subdued by SPARE ANCHOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
RED ALERT demolished DISSIDENT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VIPER was handily defeated by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ASSUR overpowered CHOPPED RABBIT in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
HARBOR MASTER handily defeated TRUGOY THE DOVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DAGAN devastated STICKY FINGERS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIG BILL BROONZY was overpowered by ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TOMAS overpowered SUBPRIME RIB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched conflict.
SKIP JAMES overpowered SHIV in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CERES was beaten by FISHWIFE in a action packed 1 minute fray.
GOPHER BAROQUE was viciously subdued by THE FLYEST in a popular 5 minute contest.
MANNY LEHMAN was overpowered by THRESHPACK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHE'S A JAR was narrowly defeated by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 3 minute fight.
CAT N TONIC was overpowered by ELEVENTH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
FURIOUS FROGPALER won victory over LORD'S PRAYER in a popular 1 minute fray.
ONE MIC slimly won victory over WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
NEVERMIND was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAMMERHEAD was overcome by TICK ... TOCK in a exciting 1 minute fight.
THE MAILMAN was savagely defeated by OBSIDIAN in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
HARE BINGER narrowly defeated KURT COBAIN in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
DROW was bested by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a popular 1 minute duel.
SWEET CHILD viciously subdued ARDSHEAL in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
SAURON overpowered URA GONER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
RUN'S HOUSE viciously subdued DROXINE in a action packed 1 minute gory match.
STORMCROWE PIE overpowered ALBERT KING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARY MARY was handily defeated by DANG LEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JOY OF LOSING was overpowered by IRON HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HAMILCAR won victory over BICYCLE RACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
SAVAGE BEATING was demolished by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
DEADLY FORCE devastated HERMY in a 2 minute mismatched match.
DARGON handily defeated KING RAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ROBERT JOHNSON was overpowered by MR. FROST in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
ARCHERS OF LOAF overpowered SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HALFTIME overpowered BRAINS MCGEE in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
TALIB KWELI was overcome by HERMY in a exciting 6 minute bout.
ETHER luckily beat GARLIC ARAOI in a popular 1 minute fight.
ANGEL viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal contest.
PAID IN FULL viciously subdued ZENSU LASAGNA in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
PRODIGAL was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BOOZEFIGHTERS viciously butchered LAKE SAILOR in a popular 2 minute gory brawl.
GZA vanquished MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KINGPIN was bested by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
SYCAMORE STYLE beat BLACKBERRY in a 2 minute fight.
INNARD SKINARD was vanquished by 56TH AND WABASHA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRADUS luckily beat MC SHAN in a popular 4 minute gory struggle.
VULCAN bested MAUL ON WHEELS in a action packed 3 minute gruesome match.
BRITISH SEA POWER beat GALILEO in a popular 1 minute fight.
IMAGINATION was defeated by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a action packed 3 minute melee.
DMX was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven battle.
WHAT? devastated FRANKIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
I MOTHER EARTH overpowered ODB in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HOFFA luckily beat BLIND BLAKE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome fight.
THE SQUARE was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
XYLOID was demolished by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
GAG HALFRUNT was defeated by EDDIE VEDDER in a action packed 6 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      43         SLASHING ATTACK   44 -  33 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  25 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  24 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         WALL OF STEEL     38 -  36 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  17 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         AIMED BLOW       176 - 176 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  39 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK    36 -  42 -  1      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  74 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      24 -  35 -  0      41  |

Turn 642 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  3     AIMED BLOW        21 - 22         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    48  23  4  309 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
AIMED BLOW       BURIED TREASURE 33-7722    35  13  0  270 SEA DOGS (1501)
SLASHING ATTACK  XAVIER 75-2071             36  12  2  232 RUNEBLADES (1585)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  58  50  0  223 SORE LOSERS (1580)
LUNGING ATTACK   KULGAN 56-4268             33  43  3  219 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               41  67  0  215 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       68  34  1  203 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK  RUPTURE 99-3463            32  21  4  202 BLOOD GANG (1532)
PARRY-LUNGE      EBONY 10-3116              34  16  0  194 DRAGON LORDS (555)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           30  10  0  181 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BLIND BLAKE 6-6814.  The ten other most popular fighters were XAVIER 75-2071, THE 
FLYEST 36-7549, MC SHAN 18-10307, TALIB KWELI 42-4631, ONE MIC 36-7580, IMAGINATION 
26-4975, THE MAILMAN 96-616, OBSIDIAN 36-7135, MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938, and EBONY 
10-3116.

The least popular fighter this week was ODB 14-4891.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FRANKIE 13-5579, INNARD SKINARD 98-3573, ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728, 
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105, ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346, MARY MARY 1-8872, ALBERT KING 
6-6821, NEVERMIND 84-23395, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, and SHIV 26-5006.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  5 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  4 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    5  0 1  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  JHANS(36)            4  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  4 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  3 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       3  3 1  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736      32  23  1  128  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       87  75  0  137  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672            30  28  2  173  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822            24  21  2   80  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           31  34  0  160  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 URA GONER 8-5214            25   7  1  121  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             28  20  0  123  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 EBONY 10-3116               34  16  0  194  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         35  38  0  178  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            33  27  0  165  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             20  27  0   32  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 REUNITED 14-4771            37  38  1  183  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            30  10  0  181  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        68  34  1  203  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           26   7  1  201  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697  58  50  0  223  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   20  20  0   89  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHAT? 24-4991               25  16  2   79  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              27   9  2  148  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                24  18  1  117  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                41  47  1  132  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   26  15  0   96  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     35  13  0  270  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309   28  15  0  174  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               39  24  0  176  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   39  40  0  132  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614     36  45  1  163  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 HALFTIME 43-4816            22  15  1   93  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         32  29  0  146  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 NASTY NES 50-142            48  54  1  202  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        39  43  1  138  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DARGON 52-4264              29  14  0   96  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         25   9  0  137  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 KULGAN 56-4268              33  43  3  219  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      18  10  1   71  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 Q MARK 60-8880              36  33  0  188  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      21  34  4  103  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            25  15  0   84  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              20  25  1   40  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 XAVIER 75-2071              36  12  2  232  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         34  28  0  183  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HARE BINGER 81-1790         33  27  2  155  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378     46  29  0  202  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 NEVERMIND 84-23395          28  38  3  136  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 THE MAILMAN 96-616          22  29  6  109  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         8  16  4   56  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     48  23  4  309  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             32  21  4  202  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

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