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Date : 08/13/2014 Duedate: 08/26/2014
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 643
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555 30 18 0 62.5 DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666 11 FURRY FURY 81/1593 95 107 1 47.0
2 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 31 21 1 59.6 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
3 SEA DOGS 18/426 944 647 8 59.3 12 QUEEN 9/1629 208 241 3 46.3
SEA DOGS 33/1501 TRIBE 24/1648
SEA DOGS 35/1502 B.I.G. 32/1683
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 RUN DMC 1/1626
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 EPIC RAP 43/1656
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 PEARL JAM 4/1638
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 CRITICALS 75/1635
4 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601 138 100 2 58.0 AL BUMS II 84/1636
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 AL BUMS VI 84/1665
5 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 115 84 0 57.8 BLOOD GANG 99/1532
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 STILLMATIC 36/1652
6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 431 325 2 57.0 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 WEBL GREATS 84/1675
4TH TIME AROUND 12/1679 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM 68/1681 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
ANDROID DUNGEON 005 63/1680 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685 GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
7 MACHINES OF 6/1631 57 45 2 55.9 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
8 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 1286 1064 18 54.7 13 TREKKERS 29/1534 179 214 4 45.5
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 14 MADMAN 82/1081 9 11 0 45.0
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 STRONGMEN 17/1644
9 RED FURY 9/786 180 173 0 51.0 15 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 96 130 1 42.5
RUNEBLADES 75/1585 16 ENIGMA 1 82/1664 31 49 0 38.7
10 T-3 98/1591 186 189 1 49.6 SCRABBLE 65/1662
SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608 TREXTRAS 56/1660
SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 555 881 11 38.6
SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623 18 BORN LOSERS 24/1393 1 2 0 33.3
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
No personals. No column. I can hardly hold my head up among the other spy
reporters! The only thing that maintains my self-respect is our number of fights,
and that we have challenges. Sixty-eight fights, twelve challenges, eleven standbys,
and (I think) two deaths. It COULD be worse. So instead of letting the Unknown
Spymaster take this report--he had a bag over his head and didn't see a thing--here's
a little bit of current events in Home Guard.
Major point movements: Robert Johnson, up forty. 56th and Wabasha, down
thirty-two. If I write out the numbers, it pads the text and makes it look more
important, you know.
Most avoided: T-3, by Otto's Parts. Most challenged: Hoffa. I'm not sure
which Hoffa, but one of them.
Because I'm not inclined to give you blow-by-blow comments on sixty-eight fights,
here are the deaths I found, the challenge matches, and the title match.
The deaths:
ETHER (36-7552) (29-24-0,87) of STILLMATIC fought SLITHERING IDIOT (10-6105)
(28-13-0,62) of SERPENTS' HOLD. ETHER executed SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute one-
sided struggle. Proof that being an idiot can be hazardous to your health.
56TH AND WABASHA (16-6042) (18-7-3,74) of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS fought B&G BOUNCER
(101-3) (0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101. 56TH AND WABASHA was executed by B&G
BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided match. That's got to be SERIOUSLY embarrassing.
The challenges:
SAVAGE BEATING (35-4339) (24-27-0,61) of HAPPY FUN TIME challenged MC SHAN (18-
10307) (19-17-0,60) of HIP HOP HEROES. Down 1. SAVAGE BEATING was viciously subdued
by MC SHAN in a 3 minute Challenge contest. Wow, My Hero, Mc Shan!
LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (20-5-1,83) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged HOFFA (18-9369)
(36-111-0,79) of ARROGANCE. Down 4. LEGIONNAIRE overpowered HOFFA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. Since this is the only Hoffa to have a
challenge match, he must be the Most Challenged.
BLACKBERRY (98-3339) (8-6-5,51) of ARCANE BEACH DAY challenged DMX (25-5675)
(22-20-2,47) of SAY MY NAME. Down 4. BLACKBERRY was overpowered by DMX in a popular
1 minute uneven Challenge match. Dmx gave Blackberry the raspberry?
MR. FROST (82-4399) (24-29-1,72) of MADMAN challenged PIEHOLDEN SWEET (33-7856)
(25-27-0,85) of SUMMERTEETH. Up 13. MR. FROST viciously subdued PIEHOLDEN SWEET in
a 2 minute gory Challenge duel. Froze Pieholden solid.
ARCHERS OF LOAF (43-4837) (27-12-0,90) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO challenged COLOSSEUM
HALLS (1-8871) (29-27-0,91) of RUN DMC. Up 1. ARCHERS OF LOAF won victory over
COLOSSEUM HALLS in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel. A strange pair, with names
like that, one hardly knows what to think. When that is the case, give your brain a
rest and do NOT think.
IMAGINATION (26-4975) (18-5-0,72) of VCU COLLEGE RADIO challenged DEADLY FORCE
(75-3513) (21-19-0,61) of CRITICALS. Down 11. IMAGINATION was defeated by DEADLY
FORCE in an action packed 2 minute Challenge melee. I can't imagine how that came
about.
FAT LIP (52-3791) (20-20-1,67) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged EDDIE VEDDER (4-6710)
(25-29-1,79) of PEARL JAM. Up 12. FAT LIP overpowered EDDIE VEDDER in a 2 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl. And who's got the fat lip now, eh? Not to mention the
cauliflower ear and other odd parts.
BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370) (26-15-0,96) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged JOE
WILLIAMS (6-6583) (43-33-0,105) of BLACK AND BLUES. Up 9. BRITISH SEA POWER
viciously subdued JOE WILLIAMS in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel. Joe is sunk!
Or sinked, if you prefer, but that sounds too much like a simple plumbing problem.
MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (39-43-1,138) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged GOPHER BAROQUE
(2-3359) (87-75-0,137) of CREAM OF THE SLOP. Down 1. MANNY LEHMAN was luckily
beaten by GOPHER BAROQUE in a 9 minute Challenge fight. If it took nine minutes, was
it luck or just not having sense enough to quit?
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (39-40-0,132) of TEAM FLOYD challenged NEVERMIND
(84-23395) (28-38-3,136) of AL BUMS VI. Up 4. WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? overpowered
NEVERMIND in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Is anyone ever going to tell us
what a Volksie is?
CERES (99-3866) (17-17-4,144) of DODEKATHEON challenged SAURON (25-5581) (27-9-
2,148) of SAY MY NAME. Up 4. CERES was demolished by SAURON in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge melee. It's probably the glowing red eye. People see it and say, "Oh,
that old thing. Everyone does it. What a joke." Then it turns out not to be a
joke.
GRAVITRON (19-5369) (26-7-1,201) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC challenged NASTY NES (50-
142) (48-54-1,202) of PUBLIC ENEMY. Up 1. GRAVITRON viciously subdued NASTY NES in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight. Good job. Don't want any of that
nastiness around HERE.
For the title:
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (48-23-4,309) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought SLAP YOURSELF
SILLY (21-4697) (58-50-0,223) of SORE LOSERS. BAKED CONVINCIA viciously subdued SLAP
YOURSELF SILLY in a 4 minute Title bout. Slap got slapped, Baked remains duelmaster.
Uh, Captain of the Guard. Have you considered topping your (excellent) Baked
Convincia with a rum sauce?
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 49 23 4 321 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 36 13 281 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
XAVIER 75-2071 37 12 2 236 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
-DON KING 47-5374 50 44 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 69 34 1 214 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
RUPTURE 99-3463 33 21 4 212 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRAVITRON 19-5369 27 7 1 209 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 47 29 208 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 58 51 205 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
KULGAN 56-4268 33 44 3 203 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 44 25 1 201 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
NASTY NES 50-142 48 55 1 200 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
ERIK 56-3399 41 68 200 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
-KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 38 22 2 199 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
DISSIDENT 4-6672 31 28 2 199 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
WELL DON 16-6079 31 10 198 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
ASSUR 18-7821 64 120 2 196 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
EBONY 10-3116 35 16 196 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 32 17 194 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 30 12 1 194 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
TOMAS 56-749 48 83 6 191 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
REUNITED 14-4771 37 39 1 188 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
FISHWIFE 33-7822 28 30 4 188 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
VIPER 36-7544 40 24 185 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 34 29 180 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 37 45 1 179 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
Q MARK 60-8880 36 34 179 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 29 15 176 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
RED ALERT 50-139 50 46 1 175 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 44 38 2 174 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
DAGAN 21-7201 44 36 173 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 46 47 1 172 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 35 39 168 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 31 35 168 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 27 23 3 166 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 37 38 1 165 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 26 9 162 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
SAURON 25-5581 28 9 2 157 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
THE FLYEST 36-7549 27 13 1 156 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
THRESHPACK 50-138 41 54 155 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 33 29 153 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
-STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 32 8 1 152 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 31 23 152 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 41 37 150 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 40 40 147 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
ELEVENTH 12-6963 33 28 147 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 88 75 144 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 33 23 1 143 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
HARE BINGER 81-1790 33 28 2 140 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
CERES 99-3866 17 18 4 140 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 39 44 1 138 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 31 26 138 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 29 20 138 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
THE MAILMAN 96-616 23 29 6 138 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
ONE MIC 36-7580 31 8 1 131 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
URA GONER 8-5214 26 7 1 128 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
NERO 29-5707 41 48 1 127 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
SHIV 26-5006 24 19 1 126 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 39 3 124 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 51 57 2 122 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 17 8 2 121 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 21 35 4 120 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 34 43 116 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 27 15 114 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
OBSIDIAN 36-7135 22 14 2 114 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 26 23 2 113 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 20 11 1 111 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 21 7 2 109 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
-DROW 81-1774 28 29 1 106 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ETHER 36-7552 30 24 1 100 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
DARGON 52-4264 29 15 100 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 28 12 100 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 43 34 98 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
HALFTIME 43-4816 23 15 1 98 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 21 20 96 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 21 5 1 93 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 29 28 89 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
HAMILCAR 21-7575 25 22 2 89 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 23 10 4 88 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 28 50 87 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 18 12 2 87 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
IRON HANDED 75-3508 25 20 1 85 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
MR. FROST 82-4399 25 29 1 85 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
VULCAN 99-3864 15 20 4 85 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
FAT LIP 52-3791 21 20 1 84 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
ANGEL 75-2193 18 20 84 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
WHAT? 24-4991 26 16 2 82 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 22 19 80 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 18 13 2 80 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
-ALBUQUERQUE 26-4082 21 16 79 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 24 14 1 78 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 21 15 1 78 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
GZA 84-27225 21 9 77 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 20 9 76 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823 21 11 3 75 GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678) BLACKSTONE
CHIRON 17-4235 18 17 3 75 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
-OUTBACK JACK 30-672 18 19 2 75 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
HOFFA 18-9369 36 112 74 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 25 28 74 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 9 2 7 72 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 18 10 1 71 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
XYLOID 65-7141 21 25 1 70 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
KINGPIN 84-32807 20 25 70 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
PRODIGAL 84-26816 21 15 69 WEBL GREATS (1675) BLACKSTONE
MC SHAN 18-10307 20 17 69 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441 26 29 2 67 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
KING RAT 9-5715 23 12 1 65 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
IMAGINATION 26-4975 18 6 65 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 28 28 64 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
PRADUS 99-3707 10 6 4 64 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710 25 30 1 63 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
DMX 25-5675 23 20 2 61 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
BOA 1-8830 23 26 61 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 14 1 2 61 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 28 14 60 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 20 14 2 60 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 19 17 4 60 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
MARV ZEM 24-2429 22 5 2 59 BORN LOSERS (1393) ZORPUNT
MARY MARY 1-8872 23 33 1 58 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DROXINE 56-4298 18 25 58 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 8 17 4 58 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 24 22 2 57 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 24 28 56 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
-THOM MERRILIN 25-2380 14 12 2 56 WHEEL OF TIME (725) LYRATILAN
LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 20 2 1 55 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
DANG LEN 62-4694 25 16 53 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 23 20 52 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
-JUGGERNAUT 6-6252 17 5 49 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 22 8 47 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
HOFFA 18-8478 34 139 1 46 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GALILEO 9-5706 24 14 2 46 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 23 37 1 46 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
THE SQUARE 14-4892 21 17 1 46 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 18 8 3 42 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 8 7 5 40 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
-BLOOD THIRSTER 36-7199 16 6 3 37 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
ALBERT KING 6-6821 19 14 36 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ODB 14-4891 15 11 2 33 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 28 27 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 18 8 3 BLOOD ON THE TRAC 1668 B&G BOUNCER 643
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 28 14 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 1623 ETHER 36-7552 643
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
This personal contains no information. You need not read it. It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GRAVITRON viciously subdued NASTY NES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
CERES was demolished by SAURON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? overpowered NEVERMIND in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MANNY LEHMAN was luckily beaten by GOPHER BAROQUE in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
BRITISH SEA POWER viciously subdued JOE WILLIAMS in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
FAT LIP overpowered EDDIE VEDDER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
IMAGINATION was defeated by DEADLY FORCE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
ARCHERS OF LOAF won victory over COLOSSEUM HALLS in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
MR. FROST viciously subdued PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
BLACKBERRY was overpowered by DMX in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
LEGIONNAIRE overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SAVAGE BEATING was viciously subdued by MC SHAN in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
BAKED CONVINCIA viciously subdued SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 4 minute Title bout.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
ERIK was vanquished by SPARE ANCHOR in a 3 minute bloody one-sided fray.
KULGAN was unbelievably bested by THE WAD O' GAS in a popular 4 minute brutal brawl.
XAVIER savagely defeated REUNITED in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR was defeated by FISHWIFE in a 2 minute conflict.
EBONY viciously subdued SUBPRIME RIB in a popular 6 minute gory contest.
NAKED LUNCH was vanquished by RUPTURE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
WELL DON vanquished Q MARK in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
HARBOR MASTER subdued SKIP JAMES in a popular 1 minute fight.
RED ALERT was vanquished by DISSIDENT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
DAGAN was overpowered by CHOPPED RABBIT in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
TOMAS overpowered THRESHPACK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HARE BINGER was handily defeated by SWEET CHILD in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
BIG BILL BROONZY was overpowered by VIPER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TRUGOY THE DOVE overcame ARTHUR DENT in a exciting 6 minute brutal fight.
ELEVENTH was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
FURIOUS FROGPALER overcame STORMCROWE PIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THE FLYEST slimly won victory over SHIV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
OBSIDIAN was demolished by DOWNWITHTHEKING in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
LORD'S PRAYER was overpowered by ARDSHEAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ONE MIC was handily defeated by CAT N TONIC in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
HAMMERHEAD was beaten by URA GONER in a popular 1 minute duel.
SHE'S A JAR overcame DARGON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BAD BORSCHT vanquished IRON HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KURT COBAIN demolished NERO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
THE MAILMAN handily defeated DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
TICK ... TOCK luckily beat SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 6 minute bloody brawl.
RUN'S HOUSE handily defeated HAMILCAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BOOZEFIGHTERS was defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute battle.
HALFTIME vanquished GAG HALFRUNT in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DROXINE handily defeated FRANKIE in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
ZENSU LASAGNA was demolished by KING RAT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ROBERT JOHNSON demolished DANG LEN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TALIB KWELI overpowered LONDON BEEFEATER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ETHER executed SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PAID IN FULL demolished HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PRODIGAL bested DEEP BLUE in a exciting 1 minute match.
ANGEL devastated MARY MARY in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GZA vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KINGPIN savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody brawl.
SYCAMORE STYLE overpowered PRADUS in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
GARLIC ARAOI was overcome by VULCAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
BRAINS MCGEE was overpowered by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
INNARD SKINARD beat THE SQUARE in a exciting 4 minute brawl.
MR. CHUCK vanquished GALILEO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHAT? overpowered HERMY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MARV ZEM was vanquished by MAUL ON WHEELS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOFFA was demolished by XYLOID in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
CHIRON demolished RED SPECIAL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
56TH AND WABASHA was executed by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ODB was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOY OF LOSING overpowered ELMORE JAMES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
BICYCLE RACE handily defeated BOA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ALBERT KING was vanquished by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BLIND BLAKE defeated HERMY in a 3 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 43 SLASHING ATTACK 50 - 34 - 1 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 PARRY-LUNGE 34 - 25 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 27 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 40 - 37 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 AIMED BLOW 182 - 187 - 1 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 19 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 43 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 TOTAL PARRY 38 - 42 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 67 - 83 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 24 - 36 - 0 40 |
Turn 643 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 AIMED BLOW 19 - 24 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 10 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 49 23 4 321 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 36 13 0 281 SEA DOGS (1501)
SLASHING ATTACK XAVIER 75-2071 37 12 2 236 RUNEBLADES (1585)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 69 34 1 214 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK RUPTURE 99-3463 33 21 4 212 BLOOD GANG (1532)
LUNGING ATTACK GRAVITRON 19-5369 27 7 1 209 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 58 51 0 205 SORE LOSERS (1580)
BASHING ATTACK ERIK 56-3399 41 68 0 200 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 31 10 0 198 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
PARRY-LUNGE EBONY 10-3116 35 16 0 196 DRAGON LORDS (555)
The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821. The most popular warrior this turn
was MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074. The ten other most popular fighters were KULGAN 56-4268,
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614, MC SHAN 18-10307, EBONY 10-3116, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305,
GRAVITRON 19-5369, BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370, ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837, BAKED
CONVINCIA 98-2341, and XAVIER 75-2071.
The least popular fighter this week was BOA 1-8830. The other ten least popular
fighters were ELMORE JAMES 6-6782, ODB 14-4891, 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042, RED SPECIAL
9-5720, BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441, DANG LEN 62-4694, IRON HANDED 75-3508, LORD'S PRAYER
35-4456, ELEVENTH 12-6963, and BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 3 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 2 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0
JHELUM(4) 1 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 CALEAM(26) 0 2 0 JURINE(61) 0 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 5 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 2 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 3 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 3 2 1 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 3 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 4 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 2 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 3 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 3 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 3 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 2 0
SUNSET(21) 0 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 33 23 1 143 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 88 75 0 144 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DISSIDENT 4-6672 31 28 2 199 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 24 22 2 57 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 31 35 0 168 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
URA GONER 8-5214 26 7 1 128 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 29 20 0 138 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
EBONY 10-3116 35 16 0 196 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 35 39 0 168 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 33 28 0 147 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 28 0 27 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
REUNITED 14-4771 37 39 1 188 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 31 10 0 198 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
CHIRON 17-4235 18 17 3 75 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 69 34 1 214 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 27 7 1 209 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697 58 51 0 205 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 21 20 0 96 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
WHAT? 24-4991 26 16 2 82 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 28 9 2 157 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 24 19 1 126 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NERO 29-5707 41 48 1 127 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 27 15 0 114 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 36 13 0 281 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 29 15 0 176 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
VIPER 36-7544 40 24 0 185 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 40 40 0 147 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 37 45 1 179 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 28 12 0 100 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 33 29 0 153 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
NASTY NES 50-142 48 55 1 200 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 39 44 1 138 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
DARGON 52-4264 29 15 0 100 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 26 9 0 162 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
KULGAN 56-4268 33 44 3 203 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 32 17 0 194 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 21 35 4 120 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 25 16 0 53 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
XYLOID 65-7141 21 25 1 70 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 20 2 1 55 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
XAVIER 75-2071 37 12 2 236 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 34 29 0 180 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 27 23 3 166 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 47 29 0 208 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 39 3 124 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
THE MAILMAN 96-616 23 29 6 138 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 8 17 4 58 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 49 23 4 321 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 33 21 4 212 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 16-18, 2015. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--code RSI.
Please make your reservations now if you plan to go. This is prime season for
Phoenix, and this year will be crazy: the Superbowl, Phoenix Open, auto auction, PF
Chang's Marathon, and more are all during that time. The hotel will be filling up
quickly and I won't be able to add rooms to the block after they are full. So please
book your room now -- if you can't make it you can cancel your reservation, but we
hope you do!
Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!