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Date   : 09/24/2014    Duedate: 10/07/2014

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 646

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691    35   22   0 61.4      U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    DRAGON LORDS 10/555                         DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658                     SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666               11 QUEEN 9/1629         309  325   3 48.7
  2 SEA DOGS 18/426      962  663   8 59.2      TRIBE 24/1648
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            B.I.G. 32/1683
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            RUN DMC 1/1626
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            EPIC RAP 43/1656
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       PEARL JAM 4/1638
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      CRITICALS 75/1635
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     AL BUMS II 84/1636
  3 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672   32   23   1 58.2      AL BUMS VI 84/1665
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  118   87   0 57.6      BLOOD GANG 99/1532
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     STILLMATIC 36/1652
  5 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601  140  104   2 57.4      INJURY FAIL 84/1689
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
  6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    445  347   2 56.2      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      WEBL GREATS 84/1675
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
  7 MACHINES OF  6/1631   60   47   2 56.1      HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
  8 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146  1299 1076  18 54.7      GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                     12 FURRY FURY 81/1593   101  110   1 47.9
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                  13 MADMAN 82/1081        13   15   0 46.4
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     STRONGMEN 17/1644
  9 RED FURY 9/786       185  183   1 50.3      PUBLIC NUISANCES 62/1690
    THE TAKEN 29/350                         14 ENIGMA 1 82/1664      45   53   0 45.9
    RUNEBLADES 75/1585                          SCRABBLE 65/1662
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357                        TREXTRAS 56/1660
    WHEEL OF TIME 25/725                        TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
 10 T-3 98/1591          199  205   2 49.3      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608                    15 TREKKERS 29/1534     184  224   4 45.1
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609                       BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                       THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                       THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623                   16 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530   98  137   1 41.7
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686                   17 ARROGANCE 18/755     557  888  11 38.5

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     You elder fighters surely remember me, and Homeguard is the HOTBED of elder
fighters.  I return to HOME GUARD once again!  Actually, I pretty much live around
here.  What's with ARDSHEAL?  It actually beat SUMMERTEETH's SHE'S A JAR, and walked
away with 50 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at BLACK AND BLUES while
they watched SKIP JAMES clobber NASTY NES.  He lost 26 points and got bruised from
objects thrown from the stands.  He, who?  Is Nes a guy?  The things managers will
inflict on warriors!  Another fighter (THE WAD O' GAS 50-29-0) challenged another
Duelmaster (TOMAS 50-84-6).  Life goes on.  I'm sure HOME GUARD is excited about THE
WAD O' GAS, the new Duelmaster from ENIGMA 1.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as
many as I have...  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  Won't
find 'em here.  Just a bunch of has-beens.  I hear some team is looking into the uses
of convicted prisoners.  For what, I don't know.
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling
of being in the most avoided team!  (I was a host in myself.)  Don't fall out of
practive, SOUL WARRIORS!  In my day, no team with a 21-52-0 would scare me off!
What's the problem, OTTO'S PARTS?  What do people see in COLOSSEUM HALLS?  His 30-30-
0?  RUN DMC ain't talkin', but he's got 84 points.  Keep challenging up 35 points,
OBSIDIAN, and I won't have to write about you much longer.  HARE BINGER always
accepts those kind of challenges...  OBSIDIAN did pretty good last week in beating
HARE BINGER to get 34 points.  Why did HARE BINGER lose, you ask?  Simple:  he wasn't
good enough.  Maybe MACHINES OF WAR's LEGIONNAIRE is one of those guys who likes
pain, or something.  That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 50 to TICK
... TOCK.  Sometimes what you expect to do (like in the fights) doesn't turn out like
you thought it would.  LEGIONNAIRE won victory over TICK ... TOCK.  It don't make
sense.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that MR. CHUCK
gets in.  He fights people like DEADLY FORCE, 9 points below.  I thought MR. CHUCK
showed great skill and promise when he was beat by DEADLY FORCE.  All right, so I
slept through it!  Big deal!    And a down-challenge of nine points?  Piffling.
Here's a question for you:  Is it better to down-challenge a little to pick your
fight, or to fight some standby because you didn't challenge at all?
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Or maybe it was calls to
impose a time limit.  Do you want the fighters to walk away, or not?  Here's some
advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The
end of another spy report!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen

We had seventy-nine fights, twenty-two challenges (one of which was tv), thirteen
standbys, and three deaths.

The random deaths:
     JACK OF HEARTS (16-5963) (20-12-1,58) of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS fought HERMY (101-
4) (0-0-0,50) of the Louts Local 101.  JACK OF HEARTS was assassinated by HERMY in a
1 minute one-sided duel.  That's gotta hurt.
     SHE'S A JAR (33-7804) (32-27-0,131) of SUMMERTEETH fought ARDSHEAL (9-4183) (29-
22-0,126) of RED FURY.  SHE'S A JAR was easily killed by ARDSHEAL in a 1 minute
mismatched contest.  No wonder Ardsheal went up so much; the stewards are
bloodthirsty.

The challenges:
     VULCAN (99-3864) (16-21-4,86) of DODEKATHEON challenged COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871)
(30-29-0,87) of RUN DMC.  Up 1.  VULCAN slimly won victory over COLOSSEUM HALLS in a
5 minute Challenge contest.
     PRADUS (99-3707) (11-7-4,65) of ARCANE GREATS MI challenged EDDIE VEDDER (4-
6710) (25-32-1,70) of PEARL JAM.  Up 5.  PRADUS was savagely defeated by EDDIE VEDDER
in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
     THE HITMAN (30-4550) (12-1-0,67) of WRESTLMANIACS challenged PAID IN FULL (84-
23375) (25-15-1,70) of AL BUMS II.  Up 3.  THE HITMAN was narrowly defeated by PAID
IN FULL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
     SAVAGE BEATING (35-4339) (25-29-0,61) of HAPPY FUN TIME challenged DROXINE (56-
4298) (18-27-0,55) of TREXTRAS.  Down 6.  SAVAGE BEATING was overpowered by DROXINE
in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
     LONDON BEEFEATER (72-6238) (20-3-1,42) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged BLACKBERRY
(98-3339) (8-9-5,42) of ARCANE BEACH DAY.  Straight across.  LONDON BEEFEATER beat
BLACKBERRY in a 1 minute Challenge match.
     I MOTHER EARTH (59-2504) (18-11-1,67) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged DANG LEN (62-
4694) (26-17-0,69) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  Up 2.  I MOTHER EARTH was overpowered by
DANG LEN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.

     IMAGINATION (26-4975) (19-7-0,66) of VCU COLLEGE RADIO challenged MAUL ON WHEELS
(2-2938) (19-13-2,70) of THE RUNAROUND.  Up 4.  IMAGINATION was bested by MAUL ON
WHEELS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
     FAT LIP (52-3791) (21-22-1,60) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged DOUBLE TRUE (41-4585)
(15-10-0,60) of LAZY SUNDAY.  Straight across.  FAT LIP was vanquished by DOUBLE TRUE
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
     THE ROCK (30-4314) (11-2-1,74) of WRESTLMANIACS challenged SLITHERING IDIOT (10-
6105) (30-14-0,78) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  Up 4.  THE ROCK vanquished SLITHERING IDIOT in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
     MR. CHUCK (98-4029) (11-2-7,99) of ARCANE MASH UPS '14 challenged DEADLY FORCE
(75-3513) (24-19-0,90) of CRITICALS.  Down 9.  MR. CHUCK was overpowered by DEADLY
FORCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
     ARCHERS OF LOAF (43-4837) (28-14-0,97) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO challenged XYLOID
(65-7141) (23-25-1,96) of SCRABBLE.  Down 1.  ARCHERS OF LOAF demolished XYLOID in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge match.

     CERES (99-3866) (18-19-4,138) of DODEKATHEON challenged SHIV (26-5006) (26-19-
1,138) of SERPENTS HOLD.  Straight across.  CERES was bested by SHIV in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
     BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370) (28-16-0,120) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged NEVERMIND
(84-23395) (28-41-3,122) of AL BUMS VI.  Up 2.  BRITISH SEA POWER defeated NEVERMIND
in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
     LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (22-5-1,109) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged TICK ... TOCK
(60-511) (42-38-0,159) of UNNAMEABLES.  Up 50.  LEGIONNAIRE overpowered TICK ... TOCK
in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (40-42-0,144) of TEAM FLOYD challenged URA GONER (8-
5214) (27-8-1,152) of YOU PAY I SLAY.  Up 8.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was assassinated by
URA GONER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  This is the third death here today.
     OBSIDIAN (36-7135) (22-15-2,117) of VOW TO DESTROY challenged HARE BINGER (81-
1790) (34-29-2,152) of FURRY FURY.  Up 35.  OBSIDIAN handily defeated HARE BINGER in
a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.

     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (44-26-1,180) of USELESS TOOLS challenged GRAVITRON (19-
5369) (27-9-1,182) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC.  Up 2.  RUBBER BULLET was savagely defeated
by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
     CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (19-8-2,157) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged
DOWNWITHTHEKING (1-8736) (35-23-1,159) of RUN DMC.  Up 2.  CHICKEN A LA KING was
devastated by DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
     MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (40-45-1,160) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged THRESHPACK (50-
138) (43-54-0,161) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  Up 1.  MANNY LEHMAN overpowered THRESHPACK in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     DON KING (47-5374) (51-45-3,194) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged THE FLYEST (36-7549)
(29-13-1,195) of STILLMATIC.  Up 1.  DON KING won victory over THE FLYEST in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (47-48-1,182) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged TRUGOY THE DOVE
(42-4614) (39-45-1,189) of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP.  Up 7.  HOCKEY DUCK savagely
defeated TRUGOY THE DOVE in an exciting 11 minute Challenge melee.

For the title:
     THE WAD O' GAS (82-13378) (49-29-0,216) of ENIGMA 1 TV challenged TOMAS (56-749)
(50-83-6,242) of MEN OF STEEL.  Up 26.  THE WAD O' GAS unbelievably bested TOMAS in a
5 minute Challenge Title fight.  Our congratulations to Wad, our new Captain of the
Guard.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      50  29     224  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       74  73  1  313  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         72  34  1  261  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       33  12  1  236  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     47  38  2  229  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      38  14     222  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 Q MARK 60-8880               39  34     220  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ERIK 56-3399                 44  68     217  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      51  24  4  210  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 DON KING 47-5374             52  45  3  209  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 REUNITED 14-4771             38  41  1  208  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 TOMAS 56-749                 50  84  6  203  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 RUPTURE 99-3463              34  23  4  202  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             30  31  4  202  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAURON 25-5581               30  10  2  199  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 EBONY 10-3116                37  17     198  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 KULGAN 56-4268               34  46  3  198  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 URA GONER 8-5214             28   8  2  198  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            28   9  1  198  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  60  52     195  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           48  48  1  194  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 DAGAN 21-7201                46  37     191  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          35  31     191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 THE FLYEST 36-7549           29  14  1  191  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    32  15     189  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             32  30  2  188  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          35  30     186  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 XAVIER 75-2071               37  15  2  184  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      39  46  1  183  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 ASSUR 18-7821                66 121  2  182  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 WELL DON 16-6079             31  13     182  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       34  18     181  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        44  27  1  180  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              30  22  1  176  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 VIPER 36-7544                42  25     175  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       36  23  1  175  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 RED ALERT 50-139             50  49  1  174  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         40  38  1  174  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         41  45  1  172  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            32  37     171  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          28  10     168  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          35  42     164  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             35  29     161  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      32  25     157  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135             23  15  2  151  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       22  37  4  151  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    19   9  2  151  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NASTY NES 50-142             48  58  1  150  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 THRESHPACK 50-138            43  55     150  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           23   5  1  149  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237      24   8  2  148  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          29  24  3  146  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 SHIV 26-5006                 27  19  1  146  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 ONE MIC 36-7580              33   9  1  144  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           52  59  2  142  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 DARGON 52-4264               31  16     142  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          28  24  2  142  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    40  43     141  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HALFTIME 43-4816             25  16  1  140  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 CERES 99-3866                18  20  4  136  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    23  21     134  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      36  44     131  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           21  10  2  130  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         42  39     129  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 THE MAILMAN 96-616           24  31  6  129  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 NERO 29-5707                 41  51  1  127  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ETHER 36-7552                33  24  1  127  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    29  16     127  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          34  30  2  126  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        20  14  1  126  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 WHAT? 24-4991                29  16  2  122  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          32  28     120  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 NEVERMIND 84-23395           28  42  3  119  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        89  77     116  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 MERCURY 9-5692               32  13  2  112  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          30  51     109  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      29  14     108  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 ANGEL 75-2193                20  21     106  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRIDENT 29-3767              26  10     103  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          43  37     100  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         25  19     100  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 GZA 84-27225                 24   9      99  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 VULCAN 99-3864               17  21  4   96  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 THE ROCK 30-4314             12   2  1   94  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             27  22  2   91  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       22  10      91  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          17   1  2   91  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 XYLOID 65-7141               23  26  1   90  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         31  28      89  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 CHIRON 17-4235               20  18  3   89  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 RAVAGE 29-4444               21  18  1   88  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            11   3  7   86  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 DANG LEN 62-4694             27  17      85  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       30  30      84  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          25  21      84  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       24  11  3   83  GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678)    BLACKSTONE
 MR. FROST 82-4399            27  30  1   82  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        26  15  1   81  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           22  15  2   81  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        20  13  2   81  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
-DEN'S FAVORITE 33-3581       22  14      80  DEMONSPAWN (1691)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          26  32  1   77  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-HAMILCAR 21-7575             25  23  2   76  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 MARY MARY 1-8872             25  34  1   75  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-ASH 38-3277                  20  11  1   72  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 DROXINE 56-4298              19  27      71  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          16  10      71  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     30  15      69  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         21   1  1   69  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      27  29      67  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          26  22  1   67  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 KINGPIN 84-32807             22  26      67  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           12   2      67  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 DMX 25-5675                  24  22  2   66  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        22  17  1   66  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          20  14  2   66  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           20  16      66  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MC SHAN 18-10307             22  18      65  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          19   8      65  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   15   7  1   64  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BOA 1-8830                   24  28      63  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
-BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441         26  30  2   61  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       18  12  1   61  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 PRADUS 99-3707               11   8  4   61  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
-HURIN 25-2149                19  15  1   58  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     20  14      57  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-ZINA 38-2996                 19  10      57  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776          9  19  4   56  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 PRODIGAL 84-26816            23  16      55  WEBL GREATS (1675)         BLACKSTONE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       19  20  4   54  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
-RED RED WINE 59-2481         16   5  1   54  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           13  11  1   54  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        11   2  5   53  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 KING RAT 9-5715              25  13  1   52  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 FAT LIP 52-3791              21  23  1   52  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 IXION 21-7741                20  19      52  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       24  12  4   50  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 CRUSADER 6-6341              16   8  2   50  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       15   7      50  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       25  30      48  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 ODB 14-4891                  16  13  2   48  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     21   3  1   47  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
-STREET RACER 62-4751         15   8      46  PUBLIC NUISANCES (1690)    VALAMANTIS
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       20  13  1   44  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-BEA HEADER 99-4683            6   6  4   44  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            8  10  5   42  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 HOFFA 18-8478                34 142  1   41  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HOFFA 18-9369                36 115      39  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  31      34  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        23  40  1   27  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     19  10  3   27  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           22  19  1   22  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 GALILEO 9-5706               24  17  2   21  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           23  10      21  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963    20  13  1 BLOOD ON THE TRAC 1668 HERMY                     646
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804       32  28  0 SUMMERTEETH 1651       ARDSHEAL 9-4183           646
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 40  43  0 TEAM FLOYD 690         URA GONER 8-5214          646

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE WAD O' GAS unbelievably bested TOMAS in a 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
HOCKEY DUCK savagely defeated TRUGOY THE DOVE in a exciting 11 minute Challenge melee.
DON KING won victory over THE FLYEST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
MANNY LEHMAN overpowered THRESHPACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHICKEN A LA KING was devastated by DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
RUBBER BULLET was savagely defeated by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
OBSIDIAN handily defeated HARE BINGER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was assassinated by URA GONER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LEGIONNAIRE overpowered TICK ... TOCK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BRITISH SEA POWER defeated NEVERMIND in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
CERES was bested by SHIV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
ARCHERS OF LOAF demolished XYLOID in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MR. CHUCK was overpowered by DEADLY FORCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
THE ROCK vanquished SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FAT LIP was vanquished by DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
IMAGINATION was bested by MAUL ON WHEELS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
I MOTHER EARTH was overpowered by DANG LEN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LONDON BEEFEATER beat BLACKBERRY in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SAVAGE BEATING was overpowered by DROXINE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
THE HITMAN was narrowly defeated by PAID IN FULL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PRADUS was savagely defeated by EDDIE VEDDER in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
VULCAN slimly won victory over COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 5 minute Challenge contest.
DISSIDENT was savagely defeated by FISHWIFE in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered KURT COBAIN in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
DAGAN was demolished by Q MARK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
SURLY DECKHAND overcame KULGAN in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
RUPTURE was overcome by BAKED CONVINCIA in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
HARBOR MASTER overpowered WELL DON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat REUNITED in a popular 4 minute match.
NAKED LUNCH was defeated by SAURON in a exciting 5 minute bout.
XAVIER was overpowered by LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY won victory over KATRINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
FURIOUS FROGPALER demolished BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ERIK overpowered RED ALERT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
EBONY demolished ELEVENTH in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
SWEET CHILD vanquished STORMCROWE PIE in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
NASTY NES was handily defeated by SKIP JAMES in a 2 minute mismatched match.
CHOPPED RABBIT won victory over ARTHUR DENT in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
VIPER vanquished HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ASSUR demolished RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SUBPRIME RIB handily defeated MERCURY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE MAILMAN was viciously subdued by HALFTIME in a crowd pleasing 2 minute melee.
CAT N TONIC overpowered TALIB KWELI in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOPHER BAROQUE was vanquished by DARGON in a action packed 4 minute one-sided bout.
ONE MIC handily defeated NERO in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
ETHER luckily beat ANGEL in a 2 minute battle.
LORD'S PRAYER was demolished by SHEWISH CORSAIR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHE'S A JAR was easily killed by ARDSHEAL in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
TRIDENT was savagely defeated by WHAT? in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
BAD BORSCHT devastated JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC bested LORETTA in a popular 4 minute gory brawl.
DIZZY GILLESPIE won victory over THEATRE BUM in a popular 2 minute struggle.
BICYCLE RACE was overpowered by CHIRON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
56TH AND WABASHA was devastated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JACK OF HEARTS was assassinated by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE SQUARE was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY bested CRUSADER in a 2 minute fight.
IRON HANDED overpowered FRANKIE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
MR. FROST was overpowered by GZA in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
ODB vanquished ZENSU LASAGNA in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
PRODIGAL savagely defeated B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 2 minute gory battle.
BOOZEFIGHTERS defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute contest.
SOFA KNEE vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KINGPIN was overpowered by RAVAGE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GARLIC ARAOI was defeated by DMX in a 1 minute fight.
JOY OF LOSING was narrowly defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 4 minute brawl.
INNARD SKINARD was savagely defeated by BLIND BLAKE in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
HOFFA was vanquished by MARY MARY in a slow 3 minute one-sided brawl.
SEYMORE GUTTS was overpowered by ROBERT JOHNSON in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
GAG HALFRUNT vanquished SYCAMORE STYLE in a 2 minute gory uneven match.
RED SPECIAL was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KING RAT viciously subdued B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 2 minute brutal conflict.
GALILEO was beaten by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute contest.
HOFFA was overpowered by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MC SHAN slimly lost to HERMY in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
IXION was savagely defeated by ALBERT KING in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was overpowered by WOLFMAN JACK in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER was handily defeated by DEEP BLUE in a 1 minute uneven match.
JANIS JOBLIN beat BOA in a 2 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      47         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  17 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         PARRY-LUNGE       45 -  31 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         SLASHING ATTACK   63 -  44 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  32 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         WALL OF STEEL     51 -  44 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         BASHING ATTACK    45 -  44 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         TOTAL PARRY       43 -  48 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         AIMED BLOW       195 - 226 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         LUNGING ATTACK    86 - 101 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  43 -  0      33  |

Turn 646 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  0     AIMED BLOW        22 - 25         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  7         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  6                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 10                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  7                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378    50  29  0  224 ENIGMA 1 (1664)
BASHING ATTACK   SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568     74  73  1  313 SEA DOGS (1446)
SLASHING ATTACK  HARBOR MASTER 18-10008     33  12  1  236 SEA DOGS (426)
AIMED BLOW       BURIED TREASURE 33-7722    38  14  0  222 SEA DOGS (1501)
LUNGING ATTACK   Q MARK 60-8880             39  34  0  220 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    51  24  4  210 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
STRIKING ATTACK  DON KING 47-5374           52  45  3  209 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-LUNGE      EBONY 10-3116              37  17  0  198 DRAGON LORDS (555)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  60  52  0  195 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           31  13  0  182 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)

The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TOMAS 56-749.  The ten other most popular fighters were DARGON 52-4264, 
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937, HALFTIME 43-4816, PRODIGAL 84-26816, KULGAN 56-4268, SAURON 
25-5581, CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035, DROXINE 56-4298, KURT COBAIN 46-4253, and BLIND 
BLAKE 6-6814.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401, RED SPECIAL 9-5720, MARY MARY 1-8872, KINGPIN 
84--32729, ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728, 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042, BICYCLE RACE 9-5609, 
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804, LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, and HAMMERHEAD 35-4129.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  3 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           5  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 1  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  4 1  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  JHANS(36)            4  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  4 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  3 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736      36  23  1  175  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       89  77  0  116  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672            32  30  2  188  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822            27  22  2   91  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           32  37  0  171  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    20  14  0   57  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            28   8  2  198  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             30  22  1  176  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 EBONY 10-3116               37  17  0  198  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         35  42  0  164  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            35  29  0  161  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             20  31  0   34  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 REUNITED 14-4771            38  41  1  208  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            31  13  0  182  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 CHIRON 17-4235              20  18  3   89  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        72  34  1  261  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           28   9  1  198  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      74  73  1  313  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   23  21  0  134  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHAT? 24-4991               29  16  2  122  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              30  10  2  199  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                27  19  1  146  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                41  51  1  127  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 THE ROCK 30-4314            12   2  1   94  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   29  16  0  127  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     38  14  0  222  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309   32  15  0  189  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 THE FLYEST 36-7549          29  14  1  191  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   40  43  0  141  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          48  48  1  194  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         16  10  0   71  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614     39  46  1  183  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 HALFTIME 43-4816            25  16  1  140  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         35  30  0  186  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            52  45  3  209  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RED ALERT 50-139            50  49  1  174  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        41  45  1  172  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DARGON 52-4264              31  16  0  142  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         28  10  0  168  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       44  27  1  180  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 ERIK 56-3399                44  68  0  217  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      18  12  1   61  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 Q MARK 60-8880              39  34  0  220  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      22  37  4  151  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            27  17  0   85  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              23  26  1   90  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238    21   3  1   47  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    47  38  2  229  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         35  31  0  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567        40  38  1  174  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378     50  29  0  224  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 NEVERMIND 84-23395          28  42  3  119  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 THE MAILMAN 96-616          24  31  6  129  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         9  19  4   56  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     51  24  4  210  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             34  23  4  202  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                           STINGER (30-4098) RANDOM  (391) 
                    BUCK ROGERS (82-53730) LUROCIANS T108  (9073) 
                      FRIED DUCKPINS (82-52331) 120507F  (8812) 
                      JESSICA (82-53734) LUROCIANS T108  (9073) 
                   7TH SAMURAI (82-54800) SUPE FORCES 1801  (9246) 
                     STEAMING EARL (82-24992) SAUNA TIME  (3991) 
                    ARNOLD LAYNE (82-52842) ROOKIE PINK 1  (8905) 
                       HORMONE HOAGIE (82-55291) 01808X  (9340) 
               MINGE THE MARVELOUS (82-44835) HOLE IN THE WALL  (7539) 
                   CHILI CHEESE (82-19622) NOTHING BUT DIP  (3042) 
                 POST OFFICE BUILDING (84-4780) S. FORCES 7804  (916) 
                   HANNIBAL LECTER (84-8637) STATE OF MIND  (1582) 
                        BUTT GOBLIN (84-14415) 060310M  (2531) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes