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Date : 10/08/2014 Duedate: 10/21/2014
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 647
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 WE GOT GAME 46/1695 9 4 0 69.2 BLOOD GANG 99/1532
STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694 STILLMATIC 36/1652
2 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691 38 22 0 63.3 INJURY FAIL 84/1689
DRAGON LORDS 10/555 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
3 SEA DOGS 18/426 967 670 8 59.1 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
SEA DOGS 21/1446 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
SEA DOGS 33/1501 WEBL GREATS 84/1675
SEA DOGS 35/1502 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 120 87 0 58.0 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
5 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 32 24 1 57.1 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
6 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601 140 106 2 56.9 GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
7 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 450 354 2 56.0 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 11 RED FURY 9/786 186 189 1 49.6
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 THE TAKEN 29/350
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 12 T-3 98/1591 204 209 2 49.4
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
8 MACHINES OF 6/1631 61 49 2 55.5 SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403 U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
9 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 1304 1081 18 54.7 U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 13 FURRY FURY 81/1593 101 113 1 47.2
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473 14 TREKKERS 29/1534 187 227 4 45.2
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
10 QUEEN 9/1629 347 352 3 49.6 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
TRIBE 24/1648 15 ENIGMA 1 82/1664 47 57 0 45.2
B.I.G. 32/1683 SCRABBLE 65/1662
RUN DMC 1/1626 TREXTRAS 56/1660
EPIC RAP 43/1656 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
PEARL JAM 4/1638 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
ARE YOU ? 22/1647 16 MADMAN 82/1081 13 17 0 43.3
BLUE NOTE 12/1642 STRONGMEN 17/1644
CRITICALS 75/1635 PUBLIC NUISANCES 62/1690
PEEP SHOW 84/1696 17 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 100 138 1 42.0
AL BUMS II 84/1636 18 ARROGANCE 18/755 559 889 11 38.6
AL BUMS VI 84/1665
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for RED SPECIAL, who pummelled RAVAGE, to pocket 42
points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, LAKE SAILOR was winsome, after
beating ROBERT JOHNSON and seeing him lose 36 points. Now I can't insult LEAPS INTO
THE AIR, as he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop
me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in HOME GUARD is using psychics to
predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
And how sociable are HOME GUARD's warriors? Come, let us see. Perhaps the
warriors of RUN DMC should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, USELESS TOOLS scurried away from RUN DMC.
Oh, the shame! If challenges were horses, COLOSSEUM HALLS could open up a fast food
joint! Do my ears deceive me? IXION (outclassed by 32 points) challenged COLOSSEUM
HALLS, in what promises to be a fight.(!) COLOSSEUM HALLS had a quite go of it,
putting IXION in his place. WHAT? found himself challenged by a warrior 19 below:
TRIDENT. TRIDENT of THE TAKEN kept his wits as he was subdued by WHAT?.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Ask not for whom the
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for HOME GUARD? On
that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
Eighty-one fights, thirteen challenges, eleven standbys.
IXION (21-7741) (20-19-0,52) of BLOOD AND SAND challenged COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-
8871) (30-30-0,84) of RUN DMC. Up 32. IXION was handily defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LONDON BEEFEATER (72-6238) (21-3-1,47) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged SAVAGE
BEATING (35-4339) (25-30-0,48) of HAPPY FUN TIME. Up 1. LONDON BEEFEATER demolished
SAVAGE BEATING in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
THE HITMAN (30-4550) (12-2-0,67) of WRESTLMANIACS challenged KINGPIN (84-32807)
(22-26-0,67) of BUSINESS CLASS. Straight across. THE HITMAN was overcome by KINGPIN
in an exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
FAT LIP (52-3791) (21-23-1,52) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged INNARD SKINARD (98-
3573) (19-20-4,54) of T-3. Up 2. FAT LIP was savagely defeated by INNARD SKINARD in
a 5 minute Challenge match.
I MOTHER EARTH (59-2504) (18-12-1,61) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged DESTRUCTIVE
ENERGY (75-3509) (15-7-1,64) of CRITICALS. Up 3. I MOTHER EARTH was savagely
defeated by DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY in a 2 minute match.
THE ROCK (30-4314) (12-2-1,94) of WRESTLMANIACS challenged VULCAN (99-3864) (17-
21-4,96) of DODEKATHEON. Up 2. THE ROCK vanquished VULCAN in an action packed 1
minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
WOLFMAN JACK (5-4594) (17-1-2,91) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged DEEP BLUE (5-3822)
(27-22-2,91) of TECHNOLOGY. Straight across. WOLFMAN JACK vanquished DEEP BLUE in a
1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TRIDENT (29-3767) (26-10-0,103) of THE TAKEN challenged WHAT? (24-4991) (29-16-
2,122) of TRIBE. Up 19. TRIDENT was viciously subdued by WHAT? in a popular 2
minute Challenge competition.
LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (23-5-1,149) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged THRESHPACK (50-
138) (43-55-0,150) of PUBLIC ENEMY. Up 1. LEGIONNAIRE won victory over THRESHPACK
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (19-9-2,151) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BIG BILL
BROONZY (6-6640) (32-25-0,157) of BLACK AND BLUES. Up 6. CHICKEN A LA KING
demolished BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (44-27-1,180) of USELESS TOOLS challenged CHOPPED RABBIT
(60-1362) (34-18-0,181) of UNNAMEABLES. Up 1. RUBBER BULLET devastated CHOPPED
RABBIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (48-48-1,194) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged SLAP YOURSELF
SILLY (21-4697) (60-52-0,195) of SORE LOSERS. Up 1. HOCKEY DUCK was demolished by
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
DON KING (47-5374) (52-45-3,209) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged Q MARK (60-8880) (39-
34-0,220) of UNNAMEABLES. Up 11. DON KING was devastated by Q MARK in a 1 minute
gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
For the title:
THE WAD O' GAS (82-13378) (50-29-0,224) of ENIGMA 1 fought LEAPS INTO THE AIR
(5-85) (47-38-2,229) of CRITICALS. THE WAD O' GAS was savagely defeated by LEAPS
INTO THE AIR in a 2 minute struggle. A close fight. Congratulations to Leaps.
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 48 38 2 248 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 73 34 1 265 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
Q MARK 60-8880 40 34 235 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ERIK 56-3399 45 68 234 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
KULGAN 56-4268 35 46 3 221 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 52 24 4 216 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAVITRON 19-5369 29 9 1 216 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 36 30 213 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
RUPTURE 99-3463 35 23 4 213 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
THE FLYEST 36-7549 30 14 1 213 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
TOMAS 56-749 51 84 6 212 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 61 52 208 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
EBONY 10-3116 38 17 207 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
DAGAN 21-7201 47 37 204 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
SAURON 25-5581 31 10 2 203 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
FISHWIFE 33-7822 30 32 4 202 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 45 27 1 200 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 50 30 199 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
XAVIER 75-2071 38 15 2 197 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 74 74 1 196 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 39 47 1 195 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
VIPER 36-7544 43 25 194 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 33 13 1 194 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ASSUR 18-7821 67 121 2 192 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
DON KING 47-5374 52 46 3 192 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
RED ALERT 50-139 51 49 1 189 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 38 15 189 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 48 49 1 187 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
REUNITED 14-4771 38 42 1 187 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 35 32 186 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 37 23 1 184 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
URA GONER 8-5214 28 9 2 184 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 32 16 183 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
DISSIDENT 4-6672 32 31 2 182 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
WELL DON 16-6079 31 14 182 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 33 37 176 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 34 19 175 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 41 46 1 174 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 30 23 1 173 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 29 10 170 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 20 9 2 168 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 40 39 1 166 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
ELEVENTH 12-6963 36 29 165 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 23 37 4 164 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
CERES 99-3866 19 20 4 161 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 24 5 1 156 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NASTY NES 50-142 49 58 1 153 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
SHIV 26-5006 28 19 1 152 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
ETHER 36-7552 34 24 1 151 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
OBSIDIAN 36-7135 23 16 2 151 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THRESHPACK 50-138 43 56 149 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
-SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237 24 8 2 148 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 32 26 147 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 43 39 146 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
DARGON 52-4264 32 16 144 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
ONE MIC 36-7580 33 10 1 143 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
HALFTIME 43-4816 26 16 1 142 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
THE MAILMAN 96-616 25 31 6 142 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
NERO 29-5707 42 51 1 141 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 35 43 140 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 21 14 1 140 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 28 25 2 139 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
NIGHTSHADE 29-3773 21 16 134 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 40 44 133 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
WHAT? 24-4991 30 16 2 133 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 30 16 133 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 90 77 132 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 36 45 132 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 52 60 2 131 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 29 25 3 129 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
HARE BINGER 81-1790 34 31 2 127 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 32 29 127 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 23 22 126 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 21 11 2 124 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 43 3 120 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 30 52 117 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 29 15 116 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
DOBBIE 84-30850 23 33 2 114 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
MERCURY 9-5692 32 14 2 113 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
ANGEL 75-2193 20 22 113 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
TRIDENT 29-3767 26 11 107 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
THE ROCK 30-4314 13 2 1 106 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 18 1 2 104 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 44 37 102 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GZA 84-27225 25 9 101 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 25 20 100 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
-HAULIN' OATS 81-1957 25 22 1 98 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
XYLOID 65-7141 24 26 1 97 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 32 28 93 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
DROW 81-1774 28 30 1 93 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VULCAN 99-3864 17 22 4 88 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 31 30 87 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
MR. FROST 82-4399 27 31 1 87 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
DMX 25-5675 25 22 2 87 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 27 23 2 85 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823 25 11 3 85 GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678) BLACKSTONE
PRADUS 99-3707 12 8 4 85 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
-ASTROTRAIN 47-7352 24 11 83 DARQUE FORCES (1410) NORTH FORK
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 21 13 2 83 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 21 17 1 83 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 21 14 81 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
KING RAT 9-5715 26 13 1 80 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
MC SHAN 18-10307 23 18 80 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 18 4 80 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 10 19 4 80 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 31 15 79 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710 27 32 1 79 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 21 14 2 79 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
KINGPIN 84-32807 23 26 78 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
DROXINE 56-4298 20 27 75 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
IMAGINATION 26-4975 20 8 75 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 28 29 74 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
CHIRON 17-4235 20 19 3 74 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509 16 7 1 74 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
IRON HANDED 75-3508 27 22 1 72 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 26 16 1 70 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
MARY MARY 1-8872 25 35 1 69 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 22 16 2 69 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 11 4 7 69 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
SOFA KNEE 84-30839 14 11 1 68 INJURY FAIL (1689) BLACKSTONE
DANG LEN 62-4694 27 18 66 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 25 22 66 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ALBERT KING 6-6821 20 17 65 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
-YEZURA 29-5953 17 13 1 65 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 24 10 63 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
THE HITMAN 30-4550 12 3 62 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 20 20 4 61 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 25 12 4 60 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
PRODIGAL 84-26816 24 16 60 WEBL GREATS (1675) BLACKSTONE
BOA 1-8830 24 29 60 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 22 3 1 59 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 18 13 1 59 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
TAL 46-3106 16 11 2 59 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
SNOWMAN 29-3460 23 25 1 57 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
-ZINA 38-2996 19 10 57 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 22 18 1 56 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
CRUSADER 6-6341 16 9 2 56 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
-GRAPE APE 25-4949 15 11 56 PRIMATES-R-US (1135) LYRATILAN
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 22 11 55 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
-ORLANDO 26-4131 16 5 1 54 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
-RED RED WINE 59-2481 16 5 1 54 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
RAVAGE 29-4444 21 19 1 53 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
FAT LIP 52-3791 21 24 1 51 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
HOFFA 18-8478 35 142 1 50 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
IXION 21-7741 20 20 50 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 21 2 1 49 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 15 8 49 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243 11 3 5 48 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686) SYVYN'S HILL
JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963 20 14 1 46 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-STREET RACER 62-4751 15 8 46 PUBLIC NUISANCES (1690) VALAMANTIS
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 13 7 46 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 8 11 5 46 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
-BEA HEADER 99-4683 6 6 4 44 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 25 31 42 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 16 11 41 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 23 41 1 38 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
ODB 14-4891 16 14 2 37 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
HOFFA 18-9369 36 116 35 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 20 10 3 35 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 32 33 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
THE SQUARE 14-4892 22 20 1 19 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
GALILEO 9-5706 24 18 2 16 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DON KING was devastated by Q MARK in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was demolished by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
RUBBER BULLET devastated CHOPPED RABBIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CHICKEN A LA KING demolished BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
LEGIONNAIRE won victory over THRESHPACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
TRIDENT was viciously subdued by WHAT? in a popular 2 minute Challenge competition.
WOLFMAN JACK vanquished DEEP BLUE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE ROCK vanquished VULCAN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
I MOTHER EARTH was savagely defeated by DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY in a 2 minute match.
FAT LIP was savagely defeated by INNARD SKINARD in a 5 minute Challenge match.
THE HITMAN was overcome by KINGPIN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
LONDON BEEFEATER demolished SAVAGE BEATING in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
IXION was handily defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE WAD O' GAS was savagely defeated by LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a 2 minute struggle.
ERIK overpowered FURIOUS FROGPALER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SURLY DECKHAND was savagely defeated by TOMAS in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
HARBOR MASTER was beaten by THE FLYEST in a popular 1 minute bloody match.
SPARE ANCHOR viciously subdued TRUGOY THE DOVE in a popular 8 minute gory contest.
BURIED TREASURE was vanquished by KULGAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EBONY overcame FISHWIFE in a action packed 5 minute bloody duel.
RUPTURE overpowered NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAKED CONVINCIA overpowered OSWALD ORC in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
REUNITED was defeated by VIPER in a exciting 1 minute bout.
XAVIER vanquished DISSIDENT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WELL DON was handily defeated by GRAVITRON in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
KURT COBAIN vanquished URA GONER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ASSUR vanquished SUBPRIME RIB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
DAGAN demolished ARDSHEAL in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SAURON overpowered MANNY LEHMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
RED ALERT vanquished ONE MIC in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SWEET CHILD demolished SHE'S A JAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SKIP JAMES handily defeated BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STORMCROWE PIE demolished MERCURY in a action packed 2 minute one-sided conflict.
DOWNWITHTHEKING overpowered OBSIDIAN in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
ELEVENTH handily defeated HARE BINGER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
ARTHUR DENT was overpowered by CERES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANGEL lost to HALFTIME in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
LORD'S PRAYER overcame WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
HAMMERHEAD was defeated by THE MAILMAN in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
ETHER handily defeated CAT N TONIC in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched melee.
GOPHER BAROQUE defeated CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a popular 5 minute battle.
RUN'S HOUSE was unbelievably bested by NERO in a 2 minute gory bout.
DROW was handily defeated by DOBBIE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TALIB KWELI lost to IRON-PLATED IRV in a exciting 3 minute match.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was overcome by SHIV in a exciting 2 minute bout.
BRITISH SEA POWER savagely defeated NEVERMIND in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
NIGHTSHADE was unbelievably bested by TICK ... TOCK in a exciting 4 minute conflict.
NASTY NES bested DIZZY GILLESPIE in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
DARGON savagely defeated DEADLY FORCE in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
GZA devastated CRUSADER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROBERT JOHNSON was savagely defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
JOE WILLIAMS savagely defeated MR. FROST in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
IRON HANDED savagely defeated SNOWMAN in a popular 6 minute gruesome match.
THE SQUARE was subdued by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
ODB was overcome by B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory bout.
FRANKIE was overpowered by DROXINE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JACK OF HEARTS was vanquished by GAG HALFRUNT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
56TH AND WABASHA defeated B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
XYLOID vanquished MARY MARY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
DANG LEN was viciously subdued by KING RAT in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
JOY OF LOSING was demolished by MC SHAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
PAID IN FULL was beaten by PRADUS in a popular 6 minute gory match.
CHIRON was defeated by DMX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
PRODIGAL vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BOOZEFIGHTERS subdued LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute match.
ZENSU LASAGNA was bested by MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 1 minute battle.
SOFA KNEE defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute duel.
LEAD BELLY subdued MR. CHUCK in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
HOFFA demolished GALILEO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GARLIC ARAOI viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
HOFFA was vanquished by SYCAMORE STYLE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided match.
BLACKBERRY was bested by EDDIE VEDDER in a 2 minute match.
SEYMORE GUTTS was demolished by BICYCLE RACE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SLITHERING IDIOT demolished HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
IMAGINATION savagely defeated TAL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome bout.
RED SPECIAL savagely defeated RAVAGE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
JANIS JOBLIN was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA unbelievably bested BLIND BLAKE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute battle.
ALBERT KING was beaten by KID DYNAMITE in a popular 1 minute fight.
DOUBLE TRUE was handily defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BOA was beaten by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a exciting 2 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 48 PARRY-RIPOSTE 27 - 16 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 24 STRIKING ATTACK 48 - 33 - 1 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 SLASHING ATTACK 66 - 46 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 PARRY-LUNGE 44 - 35 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 55 - 48 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 47 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 10 LUNGING ATTACK 95 - 100 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 BASHING ATTACK 43 - 48 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 AIMED BLOW 199 - 232 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 44 - 0 29 |
Turn 647 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 21 - 27 3 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 6 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 10 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 7 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 48 38 2 248 CRITICALS (1635)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 73 34 1 265 SEA DOGS (426)
LUNGING ATTACK Q MARK 60-8880 40 34 0 235 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
BASHING ATTACK ERIK 56-3399 45 68 0 234 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 52 24 4 216 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK RUPTURE 99-3463 35 23 4 213 BLOOD GANG (1532)
AIMED BLOW THE FLYEST 36-7549 30 14 1 213 STILLMATIC (1652)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 61 52 0 208 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-LUNGE EBONY 10-3116 38 17 0 207 DRAGON LORDS (555)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 31 14 0 182 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The most popular warrior
this turn was PAID IN FULL 84-23375. The ten other most popular fighters were BLIND
BLAKE 6-6814, SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697, CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035, NIGHTSHADE
29-3773, MR. FROST 82-4399, IRON HANDED 75-3508, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, TRUGOY THE
DOVE 42-4614, LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85, and EBONY 10-3116.
The least popular fighter this week was JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380. The other ten least
popular fighters were HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401, JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963, CRUSADER
6-6341, NEVERMIND 84-23395, BAD BORSCHT 81-1894, SHE'S A JAR 33-7804, MANNY LEHMAN
51-5074, NAKED LUNCH 78-2917, BURIED TREASURE 33-7722, and IXION 21-7741.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 3 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 2 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 1 0 CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 4 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 2 0 LAPUR(29) 1 4 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 5 0 IAYE(30) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 3 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 3 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 3 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 5 0
TOBIR(14) 0 3 0 RODEKI(42) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 0 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 6 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 3 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 3 0
SUNSET(21) 2 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 3 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 37 23 1 184 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 90 77 0 132 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DISSIDENT 4-6672 32 31 2 182 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 18 1 2 104 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 33 37 0 176 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 21 14 0 81 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
URA GONER 8-5214 28 9 2 184 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 30 23 1 173 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
EBONY 10-3116 38 17 0 207 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 35 43 0 140 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 36 29 0 165 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 32 0 33 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
REUNITED 14-4771 38 42 1 187 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 31 14 0 182 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 18 4 0 80 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 73 34 1 265 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 29 9 1 216 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697 61 52 0 208 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 23 22 0 126 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
WHAT? 24-4991 30 16 2 133 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 31 10 2 203 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 28 19 1 152 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NERO 29-5707 42 51 1 141 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
THE ROCK 30-4314 13 2 1 106 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 30 16 0 133 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
FISHWIFE 33-7822 30 32 4 202 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 32 16 0 183 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
THE FLYEST 36-7549 30 14 1 213 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 40 44 0 133 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 48 49 1 187 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 16 11 0 41 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 39 47 1 195 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
HALFTIME 43-4816 26 16 1 142 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 36 30 0 213 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
DON KING 47-5374 52 46 3 192 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
RED ALERT 50-139 51 49 1 189 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 41 46 1 174 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
DARGON 52-4264 32 16 0 144 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 29 10 0 170 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 45 27 1 200 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
ERIK 56-3399 45 68 0 234 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 18 13 1 59 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
Q MARK 60-8880 40 34 0 235 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 23 37 4 164 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 27 18 0 66 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
XYLOID 65-7141 24 26 1 97 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 22 3 1 59 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 48 38 2 248 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 35 32 0 186 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 40 39 1 166 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 50 30 0 199 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 43 3 120 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
THE MAILMAN 96-616 25 31 6 142 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 10 19 4 80 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 52 24 4 216 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 35 23 4 213 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE