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Date   : 10/08/2014    Duedate: 10/21/2014

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 647

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 WE GOT GAME 46/1695    9    4   0 69.2      BLOOD GANG 99/1532
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694                   STILLMATIC 36/1652
  2 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691    38   22   0 63.3      INJURY FAIL 84/1689
    DRAGON LORDS 10/555                         LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658                     SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666                  SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
  3 SEA DOGS 18/426      967  670   8 59.1      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            WEBL GREATS 84/1675
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  120   87   0 58.0      BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
  5 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672   32   24   1 57.1      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
  6 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601  140  106   2 56.9      GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
  7 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    450  354   2 56.0      BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                    11 RED FURY 9/786       186  189   1 49.6
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       THE TAKEN 29/350
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                 12 T-3 98/1591          204  209   2 49.4
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
  8 MACHINES OF  6/1631   61   49   2 55.5      SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                      U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
  9 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146  1304 1081  18 54.7      U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                      13 FURRY FURY 81/1593   101  113   1 47.2
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                    14 TREKKERS 29/1534     187  227   4 45.2
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
 10 QUEEN 9/1629         347  352   3 49.6      THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    TRIBE 24/1648                            15 ENIGMA 1 82/1664      47   57   0 45.2
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              SCRABBLE 65/1662
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              TREXTRAS 56/1660
    EPIC RAP 43/1656                            TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    PEARL JAM 4/1638                            OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    ARE YOU ? 22/1647                        16 MADMAN 82/1081        13   17   0 43.3
    BLUE NOTE 12/1642                           STRONGMEN 17/1644
    CRITICALS 75/1635                           PUBLIC NUISANCES 62/1690
    PEEP SHOW 84/1696                        17 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530  100  138   1 42.0
    AL BUMS II 84/1636                       18 ARROGANCE 18/755     559  889  11 38.6
    AL BUMS VI 84/1665

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair!  Practice pays for RED SPECIAL, who pummelled RAVAGE, to pocket 42
points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, LAKE SAILOR was winsome, after
beating ROBERT JOHNSON and seeing him lose 36 points.  Now I can't insult LEAPS INTO
THE AIR, as he has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop
me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in HOME GUARD is using psychics to
predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!
     And how sociable are HOME GUARD's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the
warriors of RUN DMC should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, USELESS TOOLS scurried away from RUN DMC.
Oh, the shame!  If challenges were horses, COLOSSEUM HALLS could open up a fast food
joint!  Do my ears deceive me?  IXION (outclassed by 32 points) challenged COLOSSEUM
HALLS, in what promises to be a fight.(!) COLOSSEUM HALLS had a quite go of it,
putting IXION in his place.  WHAT? found himself challenged by a warrior 19 below:
TRIDENT.  TRIDENT of THE TAKEN kept his wits as he was subdued by WHAT?.
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not for whom the
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat!  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for HOME GUARD?  On
that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir

     Eighty-one fights, thirteen challenges, eleven standbys.

     IXION (21-7741) (20-19-0,52) of BLOOD AND SAND challenged COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-
8871) (30-30-0,84) of RUN DMC.  Up 32.  IXION was handily defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
     LONDON BEEFEATER (72-6238) (21-3-1,47) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged SAVAGE
BEATING (35-4339) (25-30-0,48) of HAPPY FUN TIME.  Up 1.  LONDON BEEFEATER demolished
SAVAGE BEATING in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
     THE HITMAN (30-4550) (12-2-0,67) of WRESTLMANIACS challenged KINGPIN (84-32807)
(22-26-0,67) of BUSINESS CLASS.  Straight across.  THE HITMAN was overcome by KINGPIN
in an exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
     FAT LIP (52-3791) (21-23-1,52) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged INNARD SKINARD (98-
3573) (19-20-4,54) of T-3.  Up 2.  FAT LIP was savagely defeated by INNARD SKINARD in
a 5 minute Challenge match.

     I MOTHER EARTH (59-2504) (18-12-1,61) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged DESTRUCTIVE
ENERGY (75-3509) (15-7-1,64) of CRITICALS.  Up 3.  I MOTHER EARTH was savagely
defeated by DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY in a 2 minute match.
     THE ROCK (30-4314) (12-2-1,94) of WRESTLMANIACS challenged VULCAN (99-3864) (17-
21-4,96) of DODEKATHEON.  Up 2.  THE ROCK vanquished VULCAN in an action packed 1
minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
     WOLFMAN JACK (5-4594) (17-1-2,91) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged DEEP BLUE (5-3822)
(27-22-2,91) of TECHNOLOGY.  Straight across.  WOLFMAN JACK vanquished DEEP BLUE in a
1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
     TRIDENT (29-3767) (26-10-0,103) of THE TAKEN challenged WHAT? (24-4991) (29-16-
2,122) of TRIBE.  Up 19.  TRIDENT was viciously subdued by WHAT? in a popular 2
minute Challenge competition.

     LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (23-5-1,149) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged THRESHPACK (50-
138) (43-55-0,150) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  Up 1.  LEGIONNAIRE won victory over THRESHPACK
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
     CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (19-9-2,151) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BIG BILL
BROONZY (6-6640) (32-25-0,157) of BLACK AND BLUES.  Up 6.  CHICKEN A LA KING
demolished BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (44-27-1,180) of USELESS TOOLS challenged CHOPPED RABBIT
(60-1362) (34-18-0,181) of UNNAMEABLES.  Up 1.  RUBBER BULLET devastated CHOPPED
RABBIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (48-48-1,194) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged SLAP YOURSELF
SILLY (21-4697) (60-52-0,195) of SORE LOSERS.  Up 1.  HOCKEY DUCK was demolished by
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
     DON KING (47-5374) (52-45-3,209) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged Q MARK (60-8880) (39-
34-0,220) of UNNAMEABLES.  Up 11.  DON KING was devastated by Q MARK in a 1 minute
gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.

For the title:
     THE WAD O' GAS (82-13378) (50-29-0,224) of ENIGMA 1 fought LEAPS INTO THE AIR
(5-85) (47-38-2,229) of CRITICALS.  THE WAD O' GAS was savagely defeated by LEAPS
INTO THE AIR in a 2 minute struggle.  A close fight.  Congratulations to Leaps.

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     48  38  2  248  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         73  34  1  265  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 Q MARK 60-8880               40  34     235  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ERIK 56-3399                 45  68     234  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 KULGAN 56-4268               35  46  3  221  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      52  24  4  216  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            29   9  1  216  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          36  30     213  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 RUPTURE 99-3463              35  23  4  213  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 THE FLYEST 36-7549           30  14  1  213  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 TOMAS 56-749                 51  84  6  212  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  61  52     208  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 EBONY 10-3116                38  17     207  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 DAGAN 21-7201                47  37     204  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SAURON 25-5581               31  10  2  203  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             30  32  4  202  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        45  27  1  200  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      50  30     199  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 XAVIER 75-2071               38  15  2  197  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       74  74  1  196  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      39  47  1  195  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 VIPER 36-7544                43  25     194  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       33  13  1  194  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ASSUR 18-7821                67 121  2  192  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DON KING 47-5374             52  46  3  192  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RED ALERT 50-139             51  49  1  189  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      38  15     189  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           48  49  1  187  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 REUNITED 14-4771             38  42  1  187  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          35  32     186  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       37  23  1  184  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 URA GONER 8-5214             28   9  2  184  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    32  16     183  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             32  31  2  182  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 WELL DON 16-6079             31  14     182  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            33  37     176  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       34  19     175  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         41  46  1  174  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              30  23  1  173  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          29  10     170  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    20   9  2  168  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         40  39  1  166  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             36  29     165  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       23  37  4  164  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 CERES 99-3866                19  20  4  161  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           24   5  1  156  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NASTY NES 50-142             49  58  1  153  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 SHIV 26-5006                 28  19  1  152  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 ETHER 36-7552                34  24  1  151  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135             23  16  2  151  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THRESHPACK 50-138            43  56     149  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
-SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237      24   8  2  148  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      32  26     147  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         43  39     146  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DARGON 52-4264               32  16     144  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 ONE MIC 36-7580              33  10  1  143  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 HALFTIME 43-4816             26  16  1  142  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 THE MAILMAN 96-616           25  31  6  142  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 NERO 29-5707                 42  51  1  141  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          35  43     140  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        21  14  1  140  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          28  25  2  139  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 NIGHTSHADE 29-3773           21  16     134  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    40  44     133  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 WHAT? 24-4991                30  16  2  133  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    30  16     133  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        90  77     132  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      36  45     132  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           52  60  2  131  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          29  25  3  129  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          34  31  2  127  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          32  29     127  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    23  22     126  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           21  11  2  124  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 NEVERMIND 84-23395           28  43  3  120  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          30  52     117  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      29  15     116  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 DOBBIE 84-30850              23  33  2  114  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 MERCURY 9-5692               32  14  2  113  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ANGEL 75-2193                20  22     113  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRIDENT 29-3767              26  11     107  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 THE ROCK 30-4314             13   2  1  106  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          18   1  2  104  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          44  37     102  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 GZA 84-27225                 25   9     101  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         25  20     100  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-HAULIN' OATS 81-1957         25  22  1   98  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 XYLOID 65-7141               24  26  1   97  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         32  28      93  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 DROW 81-1774                 28  30  1   93  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VULCAN 99-3864               17  22  4   88  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       31  30      87  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 MR. FROST 82-4399            27  31  1   87  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 DMX 25-5675                  25  22  2   87  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             27  23  2   85  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       25  11  3   85  GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678)    BLACKSTONE
 PRADUS 99-3707               12   8  4   85  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
-ASTROTRAIN 47-7352           24  11      83  DARQUE FORCES (1410)       NORTH FORK
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        21  13  2   83  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         21  17  1   83  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     21  14      81  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 KING RAT 9-5715              26  13  1   80  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 MC SHAN 18-10307             23  18      80  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           18   4      80  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         10  19  4   80  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     31  15      79  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          27  32  1   79  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          21  14  2   79  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 KINGPIN 84-32807             23  26      78  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 DROXINE 56-4298              20  27      75  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          20   8      75  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      28  29      74  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 CHIRON 17-4235               20  19  3   74  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   16   7  1   74  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          27  22  1   72  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        26  16  1   70  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 MARY MARY 1-8872             25  35  1   69  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           22  16  2   69  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            11   4  7   69  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           14  11  1   68  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 DANG LEN 62-4694             27  18      66  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          25  22      66  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           20  17      65  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-YEZURA 29-5953               17  13  1   65  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           24  10      63  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           12   3      62  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       20  20  4   61  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       25  12  4   60  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 PRODIGAL 84-26816            24  16      60  WEBL GREATS (1675)         BLACKSTONE
 BOA 1-8830                   24  29      60  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     22   3  1   59  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       18  13  1   59  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 TAL 46-3106                  16  11  2   59  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 SNOWMAN 29-3460              23  25  1   57  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-ZINA 38-2996                 19  10      57  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        22  18  1   56  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 CRUSADER 6-6341              16   9  2   56  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
-GRAPE APE 25-4949            15  11      56  PRIMATES-R-US (1135)       LYRATILAN
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       22  11      55  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
-ORLANDO 26-4131              16   5  1   54  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
-RED RED WINE 59-2481         16   5  1   54  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 RAVAGE 29-4444               21  19  1   53  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 FAT LIP 52-3791              21  24  1   51  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 HOFFA 18-8478                35 142  1   50  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 IXION 21-7741                20  20      50  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         21   2  1   49  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       15   8      49  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        11   3  5   48  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       20  14  1   46  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-STREET RACER 62-4751         15   8      46  PUBLIC NUISANCES (1690)    VALAMANTIS
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        13   7      46  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            8  11  5   46  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
-BEA HEADER 99-4683            6   6  4   44  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       25  31      42  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          16  11      41  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        23  41  1   38  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 ODB 14-4891                  16  14  2   37  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 HOFFA 18-9369                36 116      35  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     20  10  3   35  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  32      33  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           22  20  1   19  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 GALILEO 9-5706               24  18  2   16  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DON KING was devastated by Q MARK in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was demolished by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
RUBBER BULLET devastated CHOPPED RABBIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CHICKEN A LA KING demolished BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
LEGIONNAIRE won victory over THRESHPACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
TRIDENT was viciously subdued by WHAT? in a popular 2 minute Challenge competition.
WOLFMAN JACK vanquished DEEP BLUE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE ROCK vanquished VULCAN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
I MOTHER EARTH was savagely defeated by DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY in a 2 minute match.
FAT LIP was savagely defeated by INNARD SKINARD in a 5 minute Challenge match.
THE HITMAN was overcome by KINGPIN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
LONDON BEEFEATER demolished SAVAGE BEATING in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
IXION was handily defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE WAD O' GAS was savagely defeated by LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a 2 minute struggle.
ERIK overpowered FURIOUS FROGPALER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SURLY DECKHAND was savagely defeated by TOMAS in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
HARBOR MASTER was beaten by THE FLYEST in a popular 1 minute bloody match.
SPARE ANCHOR viciously subdued TRUGOY THE DOVE in a popular 8 minute gory contest.
BURIED TREASURE was vanquished by KULGAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EBONY overcame FISHWIFE in a action packed 5 minute bloody duel.
RUPTURE overpowered NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAKED CONVINCIA overpowered OSWALD ORC in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
REUNITED was defeated by VIPER in a exciting 1 minute bout.
XAVIER vanquished DISSIDENT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WELL DON was handily defeated by GRAVITRON in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
KURT COBAIN vanquished URA GONER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ASSUR vanquished SUBPRIME RIB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
DAGAN demolished ARDSHEAL in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SAURON overpowered MANNY LEHMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
RED ALERT vanquished ONE MIC in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SWEET CHILD demolished SHE'S A JAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SKIP JAMES handily defeated BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STORMCROWE PIE demolished MERCURY in a action packed 2 minute one-sided conflict.
DOWNWITHTHEKING overpowered OBSIDIAN in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
ELEVENTH handily defeated HARE BINGER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
ARTHUR DENT was overpowered by CERES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANGEL lost to HALFTIME in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
LORD'S PRAYER overcame WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
HAMMERHEAD was defeated by THE MAILMAN in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
ETHER handily defeated CAT N TONIC in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched melee.
GOPHER BAROQUE defeated CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a popular 5 minute battle.
RUN'S HOUSE was unbelievably bested by NERO in a 2 minute gory bout.
DROW was handily defeated by DOBBIE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TALIB KWELI lost to IRON-PLATED IRV in a exciting 3 minute match.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was overcome by SHIV in a exciting 2 minute bout.
BRITISH SEA POWER savagely defeated NEVERMIND in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
NIGHTSHADE was unbelievably bested by TICK ... TOCK in a exciting 4 minute conflict.
NASTY NES bested DIZZY GILLESPIE in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
DARGON savagely defeated DEADLY FORCE in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
GZA devastated CRUSADER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROBERT JOHNSON was savagely defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
JOE WILLIAMS savagely defeated MR. FROST in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
IRON HANDED savagely defeated SNOWMAN in a popular 6 minute gruesome match.
THE SQUARE was subdued by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
ODB was overcome by B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory bout.
FRANKIE was overpowered by DROXINE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JACK OF HEARTS was vanquished by GAG HALFRUNT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
56TH AND WABASHA defeated B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
XYLOID vanquished MARY MARY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
DANG LEN was viciously subdued by KING RAT in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
JOY OF LOSING was demolished by MC SHAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
PAID IN FULL was beaten by PRADUS in a popular 6 minute gory match.
CHIRON was defeated by DMX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
PRODIGAL vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BOOZEFIGHTERS subdued LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute match.
ZENSU LASAGNA was bested by MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 1 minute battle.
SOFA KNEE defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute duel.
LEAD BELLY subdued MR. CHUCK in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
HOFFA demolished GALILEO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GARLIC ARAOI viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
HOFFA was vanquished by SYCAMORE STYLE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided match.
BLACKBERRY was bested by EDDIE VEDDER in a 2 minute match.
SEYMORE GUTTS was demolished by BICYCLE RACE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SLITHERING IDIOT demolished HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
IMAGINATION savagely defeated TAL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome bout.
RED SPECIAL savagely defeated RAVAGE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
JANIS JOBLIN was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA unbelievably bested BLIND BLAKE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute battle.
ALBERT KING was beaten by KID DYNAMITE in a popular 1 minute fight.
DOUBLE TRUE was handily defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BOA was beaten by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a exciting 2 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      48         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  16 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  33 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         SLASHING ATTACK   66 -  46 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-LUNGE       44 -  35 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     55 -  48 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  47 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         LUNGING ATTACK    95 - 100 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  48 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         AIMED BLOW       199 - 232 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  44 -  0      29  |

Turn 647 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     AIMED BLOW        21 - 27         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  7                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85   48  38  2  248 CRITICALS (1635)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       73  34  1  265 SEA DOGS (426)
LUNGING ATTACK   Q MARK 60-8880             40  34  0  235 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               45  68  0  234 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    52  24  4  216 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RUPTURE 99-3463            35  23  4  213 BLOOD GANG (1532)
AIMED BLOW       THE FLYEST 36-7549         30  14  1  213 STILLMATIC (1652)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  61  52  0  208 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-LUNGE      EBONY 10-3116              38  17  0  207 DRAGON LORDS (555)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           31  14  0  182 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)

The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PAID IN FULL 84-23375.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLIND 
BLAKE 6-6814, SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697, CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035, NIGHTSHADE 
29-3773, MR. FROST 82-4399, IRON HANDED 75-3508, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, TRUGOY THE 
DOVE 42-4614, LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85, and EBONY 10-3116.

The least popular fighter this week was JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401, JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963, CRUSADER 
6-6341, NEVERMIND 84-23395, BAD BORSCHT 81-1894, SHE'S A JAR 33-7804, MANNY LEHMAN 
51-5074, NAKED LUNCH 78-2917, BURIED TREASURE 33-7722, and IXION 21-7741.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  3 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  4 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  5 0  IAYE(30)             1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            3  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  3 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            3  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  5 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  3 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          0  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  3 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      3  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736      37  23  1  184  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       90  77  0  132  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672            32  31  2  182  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594         18   1  2  104  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           33  37  0  176  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    21  14  0   81  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            28   9  2  184  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             30  23  1  173  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 EBONY 10-3116               38  17  0  207  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         35  43  0  140  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            36  29  0  165  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             20  32  0   33  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 REUNITED 14-4771            38  42  1  187  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            31  14  0  182  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401          18   4  0   80  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        73  34  1  265  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           29   9  1  216  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697  61  52  0  208  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   23  22  0  126  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHAT? 24-4991               30  16  2  133  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              31  10  2  203  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                28  19  1  152  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                42  51  1  141  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 THE ROCK 30-4314            13   2  1  106  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   30  16  0  133  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 FISHWIFE 33-7822            30  32  4  202  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309   32  16  0  183  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 THE FLYEST 36-7549          30  14  1  213  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   40  44  0  133  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          48  49  1  187  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         16  11  0   41  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614     39  47  1  195  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 HALFTIME 43-4816            26  16  1  142  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         36  30  0  213  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            52  46  3  192  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RED ALERT 50-139            51  49  1  189  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        41  46  1  174  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DARGON 52-4264              32  16  0  144  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         29  10  0  170  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       45  27  1  200  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 ERIK 56-3399                45  68  0  234  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      18  13  1   59  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 Q MARK 60-8880              40  34  0  235  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      23  37  4  164  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            27  18  0   66  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              24  26  1   97  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238    22   3  1   59  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    48  38  2  248  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         35  32  0  186  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567        40  39  1  166  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378     50  30  0  199  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 NEVERMIND 84-23395          28  43  3  120  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 THE MAILMAN 96-616          25  31  6  142  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        10  19  4   80  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     52  24  4  216  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             35  23  4  213  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE