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Date   : 10/22/2014    Duedate: 11/04/2014

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 648

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   10    5   0 66.7      AL BUMS II 84/1636
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694                   AL BUMS VI 84/1665
  2 DRAGON LORDS 10/555   41   22   0 65.1      BLOOD GANG 99/1532
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658                     STILLMATIC 36/1652
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666                  INJURY FAIL 84/1689
  3 SEA DOGS 18/426      972  677   8 58.9      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      WEBL GREATS 84/1675
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  120   89   0 57.4      BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
  5 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601  141  107   2 56.9      BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
  6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    455  361   2 55.8      HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                 11 RED FURY 9/786       187  191   1 49.5
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   THE TAKEN 29/350
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                12 T-3 98/1591          207  215   2 49.1
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
  7 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697   32   26   1 55.2      SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    WHO DA MAN? 12/1672                         SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
  8 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146  1311 1084  18 54.7      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                    13 FURRY FURY 81/1593   101  116   1 46.5
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  14 TREKKERS 29/1534     191  229   4 45.5
  9 MACHINES OF  6/1631   61   51   2 54.5      BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                      MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
 10 QUEEN 9/1629         383  383   4 50.0      THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    TRIBE 24/1648                            15 ENIGMA 1 82/1664      49   61   0 44.5
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              SCRABBLE 65/1662
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              TREXTRAS 56/1660
    EPIC RAP 43/1656                            TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    PEARL JAM 4/1638                            OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    ARE YOU ? 22/1647                        16 MADMAN 82/1081        14   18   0 43.7
    BLUE NOTE 12/1642                           STRONGMEN 17/1644
    CRITICALS 75/1635                        17-PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530  100  138   1 42.0
    PEEP SHOW 84/1696                        18 ARROGANCE 18/755     559  892  11 38.5

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I figure if Alarond wants to do the spy report, more power to 'im.

     Hail HOME GUARD!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed 
for
your deeds.  And let's see, GZA fought SUBPRIME RIB and gained 42 points and
contributed to ENTER THE WU's 1-0-0.  SUBPRIME RIB has lost to GZA, falling 34
points, while helping make OTTO'S DINER a 0-2-0 turn.  And not without some 
honor,
SPARE ANCHOR now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of HOME GUARD.  Can
someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters 
do
dishes at The Bash & Glug until they win.  Maybe?
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall 
lose
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the SEA DOGS 
stable
was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on HOME GUARD, what are you afraid 
of?
And avoiding SEA DOGS more than any other team we find ROYAL FLUSH.  HOME GUARD, 
are
we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take 
notice
that TAL from WE GOT GAME was HOME GUARD's most challenged warrior this turn.  
In a
brave attempt, THE ROCK from WRESTLMANIACS challenged up 23 points to fight CAT 
N
TONIC from the FURRY FURY stable.  THE ROCK perhaps got his just desserts, 
seeing as
he won victory over CAT N TONIC and ended up with 131 recognition points.
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close?  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to 
cover
or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  
Dare
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in HOME GUARD and I've a long 
road
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe

Eighty-one fights, only eight challenges, an undetermined number of standbys.

Because he wrote a personal:
     KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) (21-17-1,83) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! fought MAUL ON 
WHEELS
(2-2938) (21-13-2,83) of THE RUNAROUND.  KID DYNAMITE was savagely defeated by 
MAUL
ON WHEELS in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.  They tell me another name for Maul 
on
Wheels is Loaded Semi.  Okay.  Good try, Kid, and better luck next time.

     FAT LIP (52-3791) (21-24-1,51) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged TAL (46-3106) 
(16-11-
2,59) of WE GOT GAME.  Up 8.  FAT LIP was vanquished by TAL in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge duel.  Tal wrote a personal, too.  Good work.
     I MOTHER EARTH (59-2504) (18-13-1,59) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged CHIRON (17-
4235)
(20-19-3,74) of STRONGMEN.  Up 15.  I MOTHER EARTH slimly won victory over 
CHIRON in
a 3 minute Challenge fight.
     THE ROCK (30-4314) (13-2-1,106) of WRESTLMANIACS challenged CAT N TONIC 
(81-
1870) (29-25-3,129) of FURRY FURY.  Up 23.  THE ROCK overpowered CAT N TONIC in 
a 1
minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
     WOLFMAN JACK (5-4594) (18-1-2,104) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged DOBBIE (84-
30850)
(23-33-2,114) of PEEP SHOW.  Up 10.  WOLFMAN JACK overpowered DOBBIE in a 1 
minute
mismatched Challenge match.

     CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (20-9-2,168) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SWEET 
CHILD
(53-6040) (29-10-0,170) of EXCELLENT TUNES.  Up 2.  CHICKEN A LA KING was bested 
by
SWEET CHILD in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (48-49-1,187) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged VIPER (36-
7544)
(43-25-0,194) of SERPENTS HOLD.  Up 7.  HOCKEY DUCK handily defeated VIPER in a 
1
minute one-sided Challenge match.
     DON KING (47-5374) (52-46-3,192) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged ASSUR (18-7821) 
(67-
121-2,192) of ARROGANCE.  Straight across.  DON KING devastated ASSUR in a 1 
minute
one-sided Challenge duel.
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (45-27-1,200) of USELESS TOOLS challenged FISHWIFE 
(33-
7822) (30-32-4,202) of SEA DOGS.  Up 2.  RUBBER BULLET slimly won victory over
FISHWIFE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.

For the title:
     LEAPS INTO THE AIR (75-85) (48-38-2,248) of CRITICALS fought SPARE ANCHOR 
(18-
9610) (73-34-1,265) of SEA DOGS.  LEAPS INTO THE AIR was defeated by SPARE 
ANCHOR in
a 1 minute Title duel.  Hard to leap into the air with an anchor tied to your 
feet.
Congratulations to Spare Anchor.

                                       Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         74  34  1  276  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 Q MARK 60-8880               41  34     252  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 RUPTURE 99-3463              36  23  4  231  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      53  24  4  226  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            30   9  1  224  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 TOMAS 56-749                 52  84  6  218  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DAGAN 21-7201                48  37     218  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 EBONY 10-3116                39  17     217  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      39  15     214  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           49  49  1  210  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       38  23  1  207  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     48  39  2  206  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        46  27  1  206  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 DON KING 47-5374             53  46  3  202  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 WELL DON 16-6079             32  14     202  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      51  30     201  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             30  33  4  201  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 XAVIER 75-2071               39  15  2  200  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 KULGAN 56-4268               35  47  3  200  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       74  74  1  196  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      39  48  1  193  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          36  31     193  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            34  37     193  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SAURON 25-5581               31  11  2  190  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 THE FLYEST 36-7549           30  15  1  190  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
-RED ALERT 50-139             51  49  1  189  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 REUNITED 14-4771             39  42  1  189  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       33  14  1  189  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  61  53     186  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 ERIK 56-3399                 45  69     186  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          35  33     186  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 ASSUR 18-7821                67 122  2  184  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          30  10     181  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIPER 36-7544                43  26     180  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       34  20     180  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 URA GONER 8-5214             28  10  2  180  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 SHIV 26-5006                 29  19  1  178  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         42  46  1  176  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    32  17     174  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             37  29     170  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    20  10  2  170  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       23  38  4  168  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        22  14  1  168  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 DARGON 52-4264               33  16     164  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 CERES 99-3866                19  21  4  163  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    24  22     162  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             32  32  2  160  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 HALFTIME 43-4816             27  16  1  160  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135             23  17  2  159  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
-NASTY NES 50-142             49  58  1  153  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 NERO 29-5707                 43  51  1  153  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           53  60  2  152  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         44  39     151  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          36  43     151  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THRESHPACK 50-138            43  56     149  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 THE MAILMAN 96-616           26  31  6  149  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              30  24  1  148  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
-SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237      24   8  2  148  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ONE MIC 36-7580              34  10  1  146  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 GZA 84-27225                 26   9     143  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          45  37     142  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ETHER 36-7552                34  25  1  141  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           24   6  1  140  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 WHAT? 24-4991                30  17  2  138  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          28  26  2  138  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          33  29     136  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      37  45     134  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
-NIGHTSHADE 29-3773           21  16     134  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         26  20     133  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         40  40  1  132  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THE ROCK 30-4314             14   2  1  131  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          34  32  2  129  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    30  17     129  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 NEVERMIND 84-23395           28  44  3  129  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    40  45     127  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          30  53     127  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      32  27     123  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      29  16     123  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        90  78     121  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          19   1  2  120  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           21  12  2  118  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ANGEL 75-2193                20  23     117  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 MERCURY 9-5692               32  15  2  110  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          29  26  3  110  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
-TRIDENT 29-3767              26  11     107  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 DOBBIE 84-30850              23  34  2  104  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         33  28     100  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       32  30     100  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       26  11  4  100  GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678)    BLACKSTONE
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             28  23  2   98  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 DROW 81-1774                 28  31  1   98  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
-HAULIN' OATS 81-1957         25  22  1   98  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 MR. FROST 82-4399            28  31  1   96  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 DMX 25-5675                  26  22  2   96  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 KINGPIN 84-32807             24  26      94  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        22  13  2   93  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 VULCAN 99-3864               18  22  4   91  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 PRADUS 99-3707               13   8  4   91  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           19   4      87  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   17   7  1   86  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           23  16  2   84  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      29  29      83  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
-ASTROTRAIN 47-7352           24  11      83  DARQUE FORCES (1410)       NORTH FORK
 XYLOID 65-7141               24  27  1   82  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 MC SHAN 18-10307             24  18      82  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     32  15      81  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          28  22  1   81  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          27  33  1   80  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         21  18  1   80  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          20   9      77  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         10  20  4   77  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       19  13  1   76  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     21  15      75  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 MARY MARY 1-8872             26  35  1   74  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           13   3      73  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        26  17  1   72  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          21  15  2   72  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           15  11  1   71  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 DANG LEN 62-4694             27  19      70  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       20   9      68  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
-F.U.B.A.R. 73-4196           18  12  2   68  ALPHABET SOUP (1131)       ERINIKA
 TAL 46-3106                  17  11  2   68  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 DROXINE 56-4298              20  28      67  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 CHIRON 17-4235               20  20  3   66  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            11   5  7   66  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            9  11  5   66  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       21  14  1   65  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-YEZURA 29-5953               17  13  1   65  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      28  39      64  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        24  41  1   62  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 PRODIGAL 84-26816            24  17      61  WEBL GREATS (1675)         BLACKSTONE
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         22   2  1   61  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     22   4  1   60  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
-SNOWMAN 29-3460              23  25  1   57  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       22  12      57  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          15  12  1   57  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-CRUSADER 6-6341              16   9  2   56  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
-GRAPE APE 25-4949            15  11      56  PRIMATES-R-US (1135)       LYRATILAN
 KING RAT 9-5715              26  14  1   55  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           24  11      55  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 BOA 1-8830                   24  30      55  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          17  11      54  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
-ORLANDO 26-4131              16   5  1   54  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
-RAVAGE 29-4444               21  19  1   53  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           20  18      53  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 KINGU 50-3575                15  11      52  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        22  19  1   51  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       15   9      49  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          25  23      48  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       25  32      47  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        13   7      46  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        11   4  5   46  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       25  13  4   45  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 FAT LIP 52-3791              21  25  1   45  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       20  21  4   45  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 HOFFA 18-8478                35 143  1   44  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ODB 14-4891                  17  14  2   44  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 IXION 21-7741                20  21      42  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 HOFFA 18-9369                36 117      40  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     20  11  3   34  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  33      30  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 GALILEO 9-5706               24  19  2   20  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           22  21  1   12  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
DANG LEN 62-4694          27  19  0 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 1633 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823    648

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Imagination -- At least I got to swing... once.  That's what I get for blowing off my
prep meeting and thinking I can still win.  Lesson learned. -- Tal

Albert King -- Back home, there used to be a signal when the fight started.  It
appears that here one must always be on his guard once he steps on the sands. -- Kid
Dynamite

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUBBER BULLET slimly won victory over FISHWIFE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DON KING devastated ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HOCKEY DUCK handily defeated VIPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CHICKEN A LA KING was bested by SWEET CHILD in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
WOLFMAN JACK overpowered DOBBIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE ROCK overpowered CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
I MOTHER EARTH slimly won victory over CHIRON in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
FAT LIP was vanquished by TAL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR was defeated by SPARE ANCHOR in a 1 minute Title duel.
KURT COBAIN was overpowered by DAGAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRAVITRON beat KULGAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
TOMAS bested NAKED LUNCH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
ERIK was demolished by WELL DON in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
THE FLYEST was handily defeated by BURIED TREASURE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
Q MARK devastated URA GONER in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
RUPTURE devastated HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BAKED CONVINCIA overpowered TRUGOY THE DOVE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
FURIOUS FROGPALER was beaten by SKIP JAMES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
EBONY bested CHOPPED RABBIT in a popular 5 minute gory contest.
THE WAD O' GAS vanquished STORMCROWE PIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DOWNWITHTHEKING handily defeated SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
REUNITED defeated CERES in a popular 1 minute match.
XAVIER overpowered OBSIDIAN in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SAURON was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DISSIDENT was vanquished by SHIV in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MANNY LEHMAN viciously subdued TALIB KWELI in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
LEGIONNAIRE was handily defeated by LORD'S PRAYER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ETHER was overpowered by DARGON in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ELEVENTH overpowered HARE BINGER in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
SUBPRIME RIB was savagely defeated by GZA in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
ARDSHEAL was savagely defeated by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a 3 minute contest.
RUN'S HOUSE was devastated by ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HAMMERHEAD devastated GOPHER BAROQUE in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
SHE'S A JAR subdued WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 2 minute conflict.
ONE MIC demolished ANGEL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOE WILLIAMS unbelievably bested KATRINA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
BIG BILL BROONZY was overcome by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 1 minute duel.
MERCURY was overpowered by NERO in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BRITISH SEA POWER was vanquished by HALFTIME in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ARCHERS OF LOAF lost to TICK ... TOCK in a popular 2 minute conflict.
WHAT? was bested by KATRINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
THE MAILMAN overcame BAD BORSCHT in a exciting 2 minute match.
NEVERMIND was savagely defeated by KATRINA in a popular 3 minute gruesome battle.
DIZZY GILLESPIE beat DROW in a 2 minute bout.
DEADLY FORCE viciously subdued IRON-PLATED IRV in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
GAG HALFRUNT demolished ROBERT JOHNSON in a 3 minute brutal mismatched match.
XYLOID was subdued by KINGPIN in a popular 1 minute battle.
LONDON BEEFEATER was beaten by BLIND BLAKE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
THE SQUARE was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
INCREDIBLE SPEED narrowly defeated KINGU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory battle.
ODB viciously subdued FRANKIE in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
DANG LEN was viciously butchered by BOOZEFIGHTERS in a 2 minute gory bout.
IRON HANDED vanquished SEYMORE GUTTS in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY overpowered DROXINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JACK OF HEARTS overpowered INNARD SKINARD in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
JOY OF LOSING was handily defeated by THE HITMAN in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ZENSU LASAGNA savagely defeated ELMORE JAMES in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal bout.
56TH AND WABASHA was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEAD BELLY overpowered DRAGON FRUIT in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
MR. FROST slimly won victory over PAID IN FULL in a exciting 3 minute match.
HOFFA was demolished by MARY MARY in a slow 5 minute bloody one-sided duel.
PRODIGAL was subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
HOFFA was overpowered by SLITHERING IDIOT in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
SOFA KNEE overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal uneven brawl.
MC SHAN handily defeated LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
IXION was subdued by DOUBLE TRUE in a popular 3 minute fight.
GARLIC ARAOI lost to VULCAN in a 1 minute melee.
DMX subdued IMAGINATION in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
BLACKBERRY narrowly defeated ALBERT KING in a popular 4 minute duel.
MR. CHUCK was luckily beaten by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
PRADUS slimly won victory over EDDIE VEDDER in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
RED SPECIAL was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JANIS JOBLIN bested BOA in a 2 minute brutal match.
KING RAT was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GALILEO was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LATE AFTERNOON viciously subdued SAVAGE BEATING in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
BICYCLE RACE was vanquished by DEEP BLUE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was handily defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 3 minute uneven match.
SYCAMORE STYLE was demolished by HERMY in a 2 minute gory one-sided brawl.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER was savagely defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute fight.
KID DYNAMITE was savagely defeated by MAUL ON WHEELS in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      48         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  32 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  17 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         PARRY-LUNGE       47 -  33 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         SLASHING ATTACK   66 -  49 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     61 -  50 -  2      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         LUNGING ATTACK   102 - 103 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  48 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         BASHING ATTACK    42 -  51 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         AIMED BLOW       195 - 247 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  43 -  0      30  |

Turn 648 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     AIMED BLOW        16 - 32         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 11                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       74  34  1  276 SEA DOGS (426)
LUNGING ATTACK   Q MARK 60-8880             41  34  0  252 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
STRIKING ATTACK  RUPTURE 99-3463            36  23  4  231 BLOOD GANG (1532)
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    53  24  4  226 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
SLASHING ATTACK  TOMAS 56-749               52  84  6  218 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
PARRY-LUNGE      EBONY 10-3116              39  17  0  217 DRAGON LORDS (555)
AIMED BLOW       BURIED TREASURE 33-7722    39  15  0  214 SEA DOGS (1501)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         49  49  1  210 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           32  14  0  202 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               45  69  0  186 MEN OF STEEL (1659)

The overall popularity leader is TOMAS 56-749.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ALBERT KING 6-6821.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEADLY FORCE 
75-3513, BLIND BLAKE 6-6814, DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585, PAID IN FULL 84-23375, GZA 
84-27225, ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837, PRODIGAL 84-26816, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, MANNY 
LEHMAN 51-5074, and CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805, GALILEO 9-5706, RED SPECIAL 9-5720, MARY MARY 
1-8872, DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371, 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042, INNARD SKINARD 98-3573, 
DROXINE 56-4298, THE SQUARE 14-4892, and MERCURY 9-5692.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  2 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  4 0  IAYE(30)             2  0 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  2 0  ARVAT(32)            0  3 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  6 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    5  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  5 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  4 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  4 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      3  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736      38  23  1  207  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       90  78  0  121  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672            32  32  2  160  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594         19   1  2  120  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           34  37  0  193  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    21  15  0   75  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            28  10  2  180  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             30  24  1  148  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 EBONY 10-3116               39  17  0  217  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         36  43  0  151  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            37  29  0  170  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             20  33  0   30  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 REUNITED 14-4771            39  42  1  189  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            32  14  0  202  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401          19   4  0   87  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        74  34  1  276  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           30   9  1  224  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DAGAN 21-7201               48  37  0  218  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   24  22  0  162  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHAT? 24-4991               30  17  2  138  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              31  11  2  190  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                29  19  1  178  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                43  51  1  153  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 THE ROCK 30-4314            14   2  1  131  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   30  17  0  129  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     39  15  0  214  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309   32  17  0  174  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 THE FLYEST 36-7549          30  15  1  190  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   40  45  0  127  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          49  49  1  210  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695      20   9  0   68  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614     39  48  1  193  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 HALFTIME 43-4816            27  16  1  160  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         36  31  0  193  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            53  46  3  202  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               15  11  0   52  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        42  46  1  176  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DARGON 52-4264              33  16  0  164  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         30  10  0  181  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       46  27  1  206  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOMAS 56-749                52  84  6  218  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      19  13  1   76  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 Q MARK 60-8880              41  34  0  252  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      23  38  4  168  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            27  19  0   70  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              24  27  1   82  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238    22   4  1   60  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    48  39  2  206  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         35  33  0  186  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         28  26  2  138  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378     51  30  0  201  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 GZA 84-27225                26   9  0  143  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 THE MAILMAN 96-616          26  31  6  149  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        10  20  4   77  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     53  24  4  226  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             36  23  4  231  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE