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Date : 11/05/2014 Duedate: 11/18/2014
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 649
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555 43 23 0 65.2 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666 CRITICALS 75/1635
2 SEA DOGS 18/426 977 684 8 58.8 I WANT YOU 3/1699
SEA DOGS 21/1446 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
SEA DOGS 33/1501 AL BUMS II 84/1636
SEA DOGS 35/1502 AL BUMS VI 84/1665
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 BLOOD GANG 99/1532
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 STILLMATIC 36/1652
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 INJURY FAIL 84/1689
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
3 WE GOT GAME 46/1695 10 7 0 58.8 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 122 89 0 57.8 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
5 WRATHMEN 30/727 147 110 2 57.2 WEBL GREATS 84/1675
WRATHMEN 63/1563 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
ARENAS III 71/1594 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 460 368 2 55.6 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 11 RED FURY 9/786 188 193 1 49.3
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 THE TAKEN 29/350
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685 12 T-3 98/1591 211 222 2 48.7
7 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697 33 27 1 55.0 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
8 OPEN SESAME 50/824 1318 1089 18 54.8 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473 DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 13 FURRY FURY 81/1593 104 116 1 47.3
9 MACHINES OF 6/1631 62 52 2 54.4 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403 14 MADMAN 82/1081 16 18 0 47.1
10 QUEEN 9/1629 415 422 6 49.6 STRONGMEN 17/1644
TRIBE 24/1648 15 TREKKERS 29/1534 195 231 4 45.8
B.I.G. 32/1683 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
RUN DMC 1/1626 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
EPIC RAP 43/1656 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
PEARL JAM 4/1638 16 ENIGMA 1 82/1664 53 63 0 45.7
SCRABBLE 65/1662 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
TREXTRAS 56/1660 17-PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 100 138 1 42.0
TECHNOLOGY 5/1639 18 ARROGANCE 18/755 560 894 11 38.5
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Much has changed in HOME GUARD since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. What's with 56TH AND
WABASHA? He actually beat U PAY I SLAY 2's OOZING MY MIND, and walked away with 44
more points from the fight. Major screwup at ARCANE BEACH DAY. BLACKBERRY lost 36
points to THE SQUARE. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe BLACKBERRY will provide
more easy wins... Try as he might, Q MARK wasn't good enough at persuading SPARE
ANCHOR to step down from the Duelmaster's throne... I suppose you want to hear some
rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. How well I know the feeling
of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, RUN DMC! In my day,
no team with a 26-25-0 would scare me off! What's the problem, DUCKS UNLIMITED?
What do people see in HALFTIME? His 28-16-1? EPIC RAP ain't talkin', but he's got
165 points. Maybe PARTY ANIMALS' WOLFMAN JACK is one of those guys who likes pain,
or something. That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 40 to HALFTIME.
I don't get it. WOLFMAN JACK goes and challenges HALFTIME, way above him, but gets 9
points after he loses! Is this a new strategy? RUPTURE didn't quite know what to
make of a challenge it received from HOCKEY DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED, who is 21 points
below it. HOCKEY DUCK perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was defeated by
RUPTURE and ended up with 194 recognition points.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every
day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 75 34 1 288 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUPTURE 99-3463 37 23 4 242 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
EBONY 10-3116 40 17 235 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
GRAVITRON 19-5369 31 9 1 230 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
DAGAN 21-7201 49 37 226 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
WELL DON 16-6079 33 14 224 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 40 15 222 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 39 23 1 221 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 37 31 220 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
OHMYGOD 63-2147 34 11 1 219 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 52 30 209 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 49 39 2 208 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
Q MARK 60-8880 41 35 208 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 46 28 1 204 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
KULGAN 56-4268 35 48 3 204 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
ERIK 56-3399 46 69 200 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 62 53 199 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
TOMAS 56-749 52 85 6 198 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 39 49 1 197 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
-SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 74 74 1 196 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 34 21 1 196 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
XAVIER 75-2071 39 16 2 195 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 33 17 195 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 23 14 1 195 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 53 25 4 194 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
DON KING 47-5374 53 47 3 194 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 49 50 1 194 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 34 14 1 194 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
REUNITED 14-4771 40 42 1 191 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
-RED ALERT 50-139 51 49 1 189 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 36 33 189 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 31 10 189 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
THE FLYEST 36-7549 30 16 1 189 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SHIV 26-5006 30 19 1 187 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
ELEVENTH 12-6963 38 29 185 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
ASSUR 18-7821 67 123 2 183 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
VIPER 36-7544 44 26 182 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
URA GONER 8-5214 28 11 2 179 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
CERES 99-3866 20 21 4 178 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 34 38 177 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
FISHWIFE 33-7822 30 34 4 176 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 42 47 1 175 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
HARE BINGER 81-1790 35 32 2 170 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 20 11 2 170 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 23 39 4 169 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
SAURON 25-5581 31 12 2 167 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
HALFTIME 43-4816 28 16 1 165 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 24 23 164 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 31 24 1 162 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
DARGON 52-4264 33 17 160 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 37 43 159 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 25 6 1 157 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 53 61 2 156 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
NERO 29-5707 44 51 1 155 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 41 40 1 155 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
DISSIDENT 4-6672 32 33 2 154 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
-NASTY NES 50-142 49 58 1 153 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 34 21 153 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
WHAT? 24-4991 31 17 2 152 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBSIDIAN 36-7135 23 18 2 150 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
-THRESHPACK 50-138 43 56 149 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
THE ROCK 30-4314 15 2 1 149 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
ETHER 36-7552 35 25 1 148 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 29 26 2 148 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
SINCEMILLA 71-3308 25 9 146 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 44 40 145 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
THE MAILMAN 96-616 26 32 6 143 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 45 3 142 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 30 16 136 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 45 38 135 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GZA 84-27225 26 10 135 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
-NIGHTSHADE 29-3773 21 16 134 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 91 78 133 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 31 17 132 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 33 30 130 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 26 21 130 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 30 26 3 129 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 19 2 2 129 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 37 46 126 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
KINGPIN 84-32807 25 26 119 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
ONE MIC 36-7580 34 11 1 118 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 32 28 117 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 21 13 2 116 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 30 54 114 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
DOBBIE 84-30850 23 35 2 114 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 23 13 2 111 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 34 28 109 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823 27 11 4 109 GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678) BLACKSTONE
-TRIDENT 29-3767 26 11 107 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 40 46 106 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
ANGEL 75-2193 20 24 103 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
DAEMYN 71-2940 13 4 102 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
MERCURY 9-5692 32 16 2 101 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 32 31 100 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DROW 81-1774 28 32 1 100 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 11 20 4 100 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
MR. FROST 82-4399 29 31 1 98 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
DMX 25-5675 27 22 2 98 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
DOLGAN 56-751 29 73 4 97 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 29 39 97 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
MC SHAN 18-10307 25 18 94 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 20 4 94 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 22 15 2 91 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
IMAGINATION 26-4975 21 9 91 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710 28 33 1 89 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
CHIRON 17-4235 21 20 3 89 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
XYLOID 65-7141 25 27 1 88 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 20 13 1 88 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 33 15 87 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
VULCAN 99-3864 18 23 4 87 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
THE HITMAN 30-4550 14 3 85 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
IRON HANDED 75-3508 29 22 1 83 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 23 4 1 82 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
ACE HARDWARE 47-7492 20 12 82 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PLYOMETRICS 84-31176 22 13 1 79 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700) BLACKSTONE
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 28 24 2 78 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
KEIRA 30-5002 22 11 2 78 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 21 11 4 78 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 21 19 1 78 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
SEAM 71-3319 20 4 2 78 ARENAS III (1594) KYR'TERR
PRADUS 99-3707 13 9 4 78 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 27 17 1 77 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
DANG LEN 62-4694 28 19 76 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
-PSEUDO DRAGON 81-2014 18 20 1 75 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 18 11 73 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 23 19 1 71 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
HOFFA 18-8478 36 143 1 70 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 21 16 69 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
-F.U.B.A.R. 73-4196 18 12 2 68 ALPHABET SOUP (1131) ERINIKA
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 26 23 67 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MARY MARY 1-8872 26 36 1 66 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 20 10 66 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 23 17 2 65 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 26 13 4 64 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509 17 8 1 64 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ALBERT KING 6-6821 21 18 63 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 24 42 1 62 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
KRAIT 56-4344 17 12 62 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 29 30 61 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
KING RAT 9-5715 27 14 1 61 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 23 12 61 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
FAT LIP 52-3791 22 25 1 61 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963 21 15 1 61 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-SLAMBO 45-4619 17 9 1 61 STREET WALKERS (1507) STORMCROWE
BOA 1-8830 24 31 60 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 14 7 60 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 11 6 7 60 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
-GANNICUS 21-7897 16 10 1 59 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 21 21 4 58 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
-SNOWMAN 29-3460 23 25 1 57 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
DROXINE 56-4298 20 29 57 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
-CRUSADER 6-6341 16 9 2 56 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
KINGU 50-3575 15 12 56 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 22 3 1 55 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
TAL 46-3106 17 12 2 55 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
PRODIGAL 84-26816 24 18 53 WEBL GREATS (1675) BLACKSTONE
-RAVAGE 29-4444 21 19 1 53 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
-THE BEATLES 50-3635 16 5 53 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
HOGSHEAD 74-4372 17 6 1 52 COUNTRY PIE (1669) DAYLA KIV
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 15 13 1 51 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
SOFA KNEE 84-30839 15 12 1 50 INJURY FAIL (1689) BLACKSTONE
THE SQUARE 14-4892 23 21 1 49 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 25 33 48 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 15 16 48 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 15 10 47 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 24 12 44 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
IXION 21-7741 20 22 44 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
HOFFA 18-9369 36 118 43 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
ODB 14-4891 17 15 2 43 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 34 38 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243 11 5 5 38 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686) SYVYN'S HILL
KEISHA 11-7584 18 12 37 WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536) ARUAK CITY
OOZING MY MIND 84-50273 15 7 35 U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701) BLACKSTONE
GALILEO 9-5706 24 20 2 34 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 9 12 5 30 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 15 13 1 SHEWISH PICNIC 1692 DOLGAN 56-751 649
OOZING MY MIND 84-50273 15 7 0 U PAY I SLAY 2 1701 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 649
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Guys, and Gals as well, I am up to my eyebrows in the tourney spy report,
for which reason I will not be doing a spy report for Home Guard this week.
Sorry. -- Olaf
Fat Lip -- You make a better song (Sum 41) than fighter. -- Tal, I don't wanna waste
my time #headbangin
Maul on Wheels -- You hit like a girl. Never did see a girl with that kind of
endurance, though. -- Kid Dynamite, #NotScummyEnough
Most challenged? I preferred being Popularity Leader in Ardivent. I got more babes
that way. -- Tal, the People's Champion
Alarond -- Thank you for noticing! I felt like I was in an Echo Chamber when I first
got here. Of course, once the others realize I try to write personals to everyone I
fight, I'll likely be Most Challenged every turn. -- Kid Dynamite
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUBBER BULLET was viciously subdued by EBONY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
DON KING was demolished by DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by RUPTURE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
OBSIDIAN was overpowered by CERES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CHICKEN A LA KING was defeated by SHIV in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
LEGIONNAIRE viciously subdued TICK ... TOCK in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
WOLFMAN JACK was viciously subdued by HALFTIME in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
LONDON BEEFEATER vanquished JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE HITMAN vanquished MARY MARY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HAIRY MONSTER handily defeated SEYMORE GUTTS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
I MOTHER EARTH savagely defeated KID DYNAMITE in a 4 minute Challenge match.
SPARE ANCHOR slimly won victory over Q MARK in a exciting 4 minute Title battle.
TOMAS was viciously subdued by DAGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
GRAVITRON savagely defeated TRUGOY THE DOVE in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
BURIED TREASURE won victory over NAIHREN in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
BAKED CONVINCIA was viciously subdued by KURT COBAIN in a popular 3 minute brawl.
THE FLYEST was demolished by OHMYGOD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE WAD O' GAS luckily beat KULGAN in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody fight.
NAKED LUNCH bested MANNY LEHMAN in a 2 minute bout.
XAVIER was overpowered by WELL DON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR overpowered STORMCROWE PIE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FISHWIFE was handily defeated by LORD'S PRAYER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
REUNITED subdued HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute fight.
ASSUR lost to SWEET CHILD in a 2 minute match.
HARBOR MASTER overpowered CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ERIK demolished DARGON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY overcame URA GONER in a action packed 1 minute brutal bout.
SKIP JAMES was handily defeated by FURIOUS FROGPALER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SAURON was overpowered by B'ZIADUL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NERO overcame DOBBIE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
DISSIDENT was narrowly defeated by ARDSHEAL in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
CHOPPED RABBIT was beaten by HARE BINGER in a exciting 3 minute fray.
ELEVENTH devastated SINCEMILLA in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
ARTHUR DENT devastated RUN'S HOUSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
VIPER narrowly defeated NEVERMIND in a 2 minute fray.
DIZZY GILLESPIE was defeated by GOPHER BAROQUE in a 3 minute match.
ONE MIC was demolished by LORETTA in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was savagely defeated by KINGPIN in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
ETHER demolished THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ANGEL was beaten by MAUL ON WHEELS in a exciting 1 minute fight.
TALIB KWELI lost to FAST-FINGERS FRED in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
SHE'S A JAR was handily defeated by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ARCHERS OF LOAF overpowered BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DEADLY FORCE was viciously subdued by BAD BORSCHT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute melee.
JOE WILLIAMS was savagely defeated by THE ROCK in a exciting 3 minute gory fight.
BRITISH SEA POWER vanquished DROW in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MERCURY was handily defeated by CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUBPRIME RIB viciously subdued GZA in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
WHAT? savagely defeated THE MAILMAN in a exciting 3 minute gory battle.
GAG HALFRUNT outlasted COLOSSEUM HALLS in a crowd pleasing 9 minute conflict.
MR. FROST overcame GALILEO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BOOZEFIGHTERS demolished VULCAN in a 2 minute gory mismatched battle.
PRADUS was viciously subdued by BICYCLE RACE in a 2 minute brutal match.
DAEMYN devastated LATE AFTERNOON in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DMX vanquished FRANKIE in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SEAM slimly lost to INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 2 minute brutal contest.
DEEP BLUE was overpowered by GARLIC ARAOI in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
JOY OF LOSING handily defeated RED SPECIAL in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
HOGSHEAD was devastated by ACE HARDWARE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IRON HANDED bested BOA in a 3 minute gruesome match.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY slimly lost to HERMY in a 2 minute bout.
KEISHA was overpowered by FAT LIP in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
ODB was vanquished by DANG LEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
XYLOID demolished HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
THE SQUARE overpowered BLACKBERRY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JACK OF HEARTS was vanquished by IMAGINATION in a exciting 2 minute one-sided contest.
ZENSU LASAGNA was overpowered by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
56TH AND WABASHA assassinated OOZING MY MIND in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
PAID IN FULL slimly won victory over KINGU in a exciting 2 minute match.
CHIRON vanquished BLIND BLAKE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PRODIGAL was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
LEAD BELLY demolished KRAIT in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
HOFFA savagely defeated PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
SOFA KNEE was handily defeated by HERMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
PLYOMETRICS vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
DROXINE was savagely defeated by SYCAMORE STYLE in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by ROBERT JOHNSON in a popular 8 minute brutal fray.
INNARD SKINARD overcame ORGAN GRINDER in a 2 minute match.
MR. CHUCK was devastated by EDDIE VEDDER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MC SHAN overpowered MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
DOLGAN easily killed DRAGON FRUIT in a 1 minute uneven match.
KING RAT savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a exciting 2 minute bloody competition.
IXION was demolished by KEIRA in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ALBERT KING overpowered HERMY in a 2 minute gory uneven competition.
ELMORE JAMES beat TAL in a popular 3 minute bout.
DOUBLE TRUE demolished MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 52 PARRY-RIPOSTE 27 - 17 - 0 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 29 STRIKING ATTACK 53 - 35 - 1 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 PARRY-LUNGE 46 - 36 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 14 SLASHING ATTACK 65 - 54 - 1 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 WALL OF STEEL 60 - 56 - 2 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 109 - 107 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 9 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 47 - 0 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 BASHING ATTACK 44 - 50 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 AIMED BLOW 205 - 250 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 42 - 0 32 |
Turn 649 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 AIMED BLOW 25 - 27 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 13 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 8 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 75 34 1 288 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK RUPTURE 99-3463 37 23 4 242 BLOOD GANG (1532)
PARRY-LUNGE EBONY 10-3116 40 17 0 235 DRAGON LORDS (555)
LUNGING ATTACK GRAVITRON 19-5369 31 9 1 230 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 33 14 0 224 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 40 15 0 222 SEA DOGS (1501)
SLASHING ATTACK KURT COBAIN 46-4253 37 31 0 220 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
WALL OF STEEL RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 46 28 1 204 USELESS TOOLS (735)
BASHING ATTACK ERIK 56-3399 46 69 0 200 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 62 53 0 199 SORE LOSERS (1580)
The overall popularity leader is TOMAS 56-749. The most popular warrior this turn
was KULGAN 56-4268. The ten other most popular fighters were ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346,
Q MARK 60-8880, GRAVITRON 19-5369, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, THE ROCK 30-4314,
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296, DISSIDENT 4-6672, COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871, KURT COBAIN 46-4253,
and ARDSHEAL 9-4183.
The least popular fighter this week was DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371. The other ten least
popular fighters were BLIND BLAKE 6-6814, ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728, BLACKBERRY 98-3339,
HOGSHEAD 74-4372, MERCURY 9-5692, DROW 81-1774, BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640, SHE'S A JAR
33-7804, SAURON 25-5581, and SKIP JAMES 6-6579.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 4 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 2 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 4 1
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 1 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 3 0
KALTOS(5) 0 3 0 IAYE(30) 3 0 0 JURINE(61) 0 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 4 0 ARVAT(32) 2 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 3 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 2 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 3 0 JHANS(36) 2 3 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 2 0
KOLACT(10) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 3 4 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 2 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 1 0
WILLAF(16) 2 1 1 ARDIVENT(46) 2 2 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 4 6 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 4 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 39 23 1 221 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 91 78 0 133 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 15 16 0 48 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
DISSIDENT 4-6672 32 33 2 154 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 19 2 2 129 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 34 38 0 177 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 21 16 0 69 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
URA GONER 8-5214 28 11 2 179 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 31 24 1 162 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
EBONY 10-3116 40 17 0 235 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 37 43 0 159 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 38 29 0 185 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 34 0 38 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
REUNITED 14-4771 40 42 1 191 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 33 14 0 224 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 20 4 0 94 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 75 34 1 288 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 31 9 1 230 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
DAGAN 21-7201 49 37 0 226 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 24 23 0 164 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
WHAT? 24-4991 31 17 2 152 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 31 12 2 167 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 30 19 1 187 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NERO 29-5707 44 51 1 155 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
THE ROCK 30-4314 15 2 1 149 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 31 17 0 132 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 40 15 0 222 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 33 17 0 195 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
THE FLYEST 36-7549 30 16 1 189 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 40 46 0 106 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 49 50 1 194 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 18 11 0 73 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 39 49 1 197 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
HALFTIME 43-4816 28 16 1 165 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 37 31 0 220 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
DON KING 47-5374 53 47 3 194 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 14 7 0 60 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 42 47 1 175 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
DARGON 52-4264 33 17 0 160 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 31 10 0 189 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 46 28 1 204 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
KULGAN 56-4268 35 48 3 204 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 20 13 1 88 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
Q MARK 60-8880 41 35 0 208 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 23 39 4 169 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 28 19 0 76 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
OHMYGOD 63-2147 34 11 1 219 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
XYLOID 65-7141 25 27 1 88 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 34 21 1 196 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 23 4 1 82 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
HOGSHEAD 74-4372 17 6 1 52 COUNTRY PIE (1669) DAYLA KIV
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 49 39 2 208 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 36 33 0 189 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
HARE BINGER 81-1790 35 32 2 170 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 52 30 0 209 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 45 3 142 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
THE MAILMAN 96-616 26 32 6 143 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 11 20 4 100 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 53 25 4 194 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 37 23 4 242 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE