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Date   : 11/05/2014    Duedate: 11/18/2014

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 649

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555   43   23   0 65.2      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658                     BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666                  CRITICALS 75/1635
  2 SEA DOGS 18/426      977  684   8 58.8      I WANT YOU 3/1699
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            AL BUMS II 84/1636
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            AL BUMS VI 84/1665
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       BLOOD GANG 99/1532
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      INJURY FAIL 84/1689
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
  3 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   10    7   0 58.8      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694                   SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  122   89   0 57.8      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
  5 WRATHMEN 30/727      147  110   2 57.2      WEBL GREATS 84/1675
    WRATHMEN 63/1563                            ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    ARENAS III 71/1594                          MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                      FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
  6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    460  368   2 55.6      HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                11 RED FURY 9/786       188  193   1 49.3
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   THE TAKEN 29/350
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685              12 T-3 98/1591          211  222   2 48.7
  7 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697   33   27   1 55.0      SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    WHO DA MAN? 12/1672                         SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
  8 OPEN SESAME 50/824  1318 1089  18 54.8      SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  13 FURRY FURY 81/1593   104  116   1 47.3
  9 MACHINES OF  6/1631   62   52   2 54.4      BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                   14 MADMAN 82/1081        16   18   0 47.1
 10 QUEEN 9/1629         415  422   6 49.6      STRONGMEN 17/1644
    TRIBE 24/1648                            15 TREKKERS 29/1534     195  231   4 45.8
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    EPIC RAP 43/1656                            THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    PEARL JAM 4/1638                         16 ENIGMA 1 82/1664      53   63   0 45.7
    SCRABBLE 65/1662                            OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    TREXTRAS 56/1660                         17-PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530  100  138   1 42.0
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1639                        18 ARROGANCE 18/755     560  894  11 38.5

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Much has changed in HOME GUARD since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with 56TH AND 
WABASHA?  He actually beat U PAY I SLAY 2's OOZING MY MIND, and walked away with 44 
more points from the fight.  Major screwup at ARCANE BEACH DAY.  BLACKBERRY lost 36 
points to THE SQUARE.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe BLACKBERRY will provide 
more easy wins...  Try as he might, Q MARK wasn't good enough at persuading SPARE 
ANCHOR to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want to hear some 
rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, RUN DMC!  In my day, 
no team with a 26-25-0 would scare me off!  What's the problem, DUCKS UNLIMITED?  
What do people see in HALFTIME?  His 28-16-1?  EPIC RAP ain't talkin', but he's got 
165 points.  Maybe PARTY ANIMALS' WOLFMAN JACK is one of those guys who likes pain, 
or something.  That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 40 to HALFTIME.  
I don't get it.  WOLFMAN JACK goes and challenges HALFTIME, way above him, but gets 9 
points after he loses!  Is this a new strategy?  RUPTURE didn't quite know what to 
make of a challenge it received from HOCKEY DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED, who is 21 points 
below it.  HOCKEY DUCK perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was defeated by 
RUPTURE and ended up with 194 recognition points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every 
day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         75  34  1  288  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUPTURE 99-3463              37  23  4  242  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 EBONY 10-3116                40  17     235  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            31   9  1  230  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DAGAN 21-7201                49  37     226  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 WELL DON 16-6079             33  14     224  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      40  15     222  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       39  23  1  221  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          37  31     220  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              34  11  1  219  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      52  30     209  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     49  39  2  208  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 Q MARK 60-8880               41  35     208  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        46  28  1  204  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 KULGAN 56-4268               35  48  3  204  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ERIK 56-3399                 46  69     200  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  62  53     199  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 TOMAS 56-749                 52  85  6  198  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      39  49  1  197  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
-SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       74  74  1  196  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             34  21  1  196  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 XAVIER 75-2071               39  16  2  195  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    33  17     195  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        23  14  1  195  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      53  25  4  194  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 DON KING 47-5374             53  47  3  194  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           49  50  1  194  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       34  14  1  194  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 REUNITED 14-4771             40  42  1  191  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
-RED ALERT 50-139             51  49  1  189  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          36  33     189  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          31  10     189  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 THE FLYEST 36-7549           30  16  1  189  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SHIV 26-5006                 30  19  1  187  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             38  29     185  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 ASSUR 18-7821                67 123  2  183  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 VIPER 36-7544                44  26     182  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 URA GONER 8-5214             28  11  2  179  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 CERES 99-3866                20  21  4  178  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            34  38     177  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             30  34  4  176  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         42  47  1  175  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          35  32  2  170  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    20  11  2  170  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       23  39  4  169  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SAURON 25-5581               31  12  2  167  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 HALFTIME 43-4816             28  16  1  165  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    24  23     164  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              31  24  1  162  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 DARGON 52-4264               33  17     160  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          37  43     159  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           25   6  1  157  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           53  61  2  156  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 NERO 29-5707                 44  51  1  155  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         41  40  1  155  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             32  33  2  154  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-NASTY NES 50-142             49  58  1  153  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       34  21     153  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 WHAT? 24-4991                31  17  2  152  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135             23  18  2  150  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
-THRESHPACK 50-138            43  56     149  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 THE ROCK 30-4314             15   2  1  149  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 ETHER 36-7552                35  25  1  148  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          29  26  2  148  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SINCEMILLA 71-3308           25   9     146  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         44  40     145  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 THE MAILMAN 96-616           26  32  6  143  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 NEVERMIND 84-23395           28  45  3  142  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      30  16     136  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          45  38     135  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 GZA 84-27225                 26  10     135  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
-NIGHTSHADE 29-3773           21  16     134  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        91  78     133  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    31  17     132  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          33  30     130  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         26  21     130  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          30  26  3  129  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          19   2  2  129  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      37  46     126  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 KINGPIN 84-32807             25  26     119  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 ONE MIC 36-7580              34  11  1  118  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      32  28     117  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           21  13  2  116  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          30  54     114  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 DOBBIE 84-30850              23  35  2  114  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        23  13  2  111  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         34  28     109  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       27  11  4  109  GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678)    BLACKSTONE
-TRIDENT 29-3767              26  11     107  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    40  46     106  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 ANGEL 75-2193                20  24     103  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 DAEMYN 71-2940               13   4     102  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 MERCURY 9-5692               32  16  2  101  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       32  31     100  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DROW 81-1774                 28  32  1  100  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         11  20  4  100  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 MR. FROST 82-4399            29  31  1   98  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 DMX 25-5675                  27  22  2   98  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 DOLGAN 56-751                29  73  4   97  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      29  39      97  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MC SHAN 18-10307             25  18      94  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           20   4      94  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          22  15  2   91  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          21   9      91  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          28  33  1   89  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 CHIRON 17-4235               21  20  3   89  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 XYLOID 65-7141               25  27  1   88  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       20  13  1   88  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     33  15      87  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 VULCAN 99-3864               18  23  4   87  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           14   3      85  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          29  22  1   83  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     23   4  1   82  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         20  12      82  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         22  13  1   79  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700)   BLACKSTONE
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             28  24  2   78  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 KEIRA 30-5002                22  11  2   78  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     21  11  4   78  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         21  19  1   78  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 SEAM 71-3319                 20   4  2   78  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
 PRADUS 99-3707               13   9  4   78  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        27  17  1   77  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 DANG LEN 62-4694             28  19      76  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
-PSEUDO DRAGON 81-2014        18  20  1   75  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          18  11      73  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        23  19  1   71  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 HOFFA 18-8478                36 143  1   70  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     21  16      69  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-F.U.B.A.R. 73-4196           18  12  2   68  ALPHABET SOUP (1131)       ERINIKA
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          26  23      67  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MARY MARY 1-8872             26  36  1   66  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       20  10      66  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           23  17  2   65  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       26  13  4   64  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   17   8  1   64  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           21  18      63  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        24  42  1   62  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 KRAIT 56-4344                17  12      62  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      29  30      61  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING RAT 9-5715              27  14  1   61  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       23  12      61  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FAT LIP 52-3791              22  25  1   61  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       21  15  1   61  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-SLAMBO 45-4619               17   9  1   61  STREET WALKERS (1507)      STORMCROWE
 BOA 1-8830                   24  31      60  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        14   7      60  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            11   6  7   60  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
-GANNICUS 21-7897             16  10  1   59  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       21  21  4   58  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
-SNOWMAN 29-3460              23  25  1   57  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 DROXINE 56-4298              20  29      57  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
-CRUSADER 6-6341              16   9  2   56  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 KINGU 50-3575                15  12      56  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         22   3  1   55  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 TAL 46-3106                  17  12  2   55  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 PRODIGAL 84-26816            24  18      53  WEBL GREATS (1675)         BLACKSTONE
-RAVAGE 29-4444               21  19  1   53  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-THE BEATLES 50-3635          16   5      53  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             17   6  1   52  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          15  13  1   51  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           15  12  1   50  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           23  21  1   49  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       25  33      48  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         15  16      48  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       15  10      47  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           24  12      44  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 IXION 21-7741                20  22      44  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 HOFFA 18-9369                36 118      43  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ODB 14-4891                  17  15  2   43  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  34      38  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        11   5  5   38  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 KEISHA 11-7584               18  12      37  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      15   7      35  U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701)      BLACKSTONE
 GALILEO 9-5706               24  20  2   34  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            9  12  5   30  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371       15  13  1 SHEWISH PICNIC 1692    DOLGAN 56-751             649
OOZING MY MIND 84-50273   15   7  0 U PAY I SLAY 2 1701    56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042  649

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Guys, and Gals as well, I am up to my eyebrows in the tourney spy report,
     for which reason I will not be doing a spy report for Home Guard this week.
     Sorry. -- Olaf

Fat Lip -- You make a better song (Sum 41) than fighter. -- Tal, I don't wanna waste
my time #headbangin

Maul on Wheels -- You hit like a girl.  Never did see a girl with that kind of
endurance, though. -- Kid Dynamite, #NotScummyEnough

Most challenged?  I preferred being Popularity Leader in Ardivent.  I got more babes
that way. -- Tal, the People's Champion

Alarond -- Thank you for noticing! I felt like I was in an Echo Chamber when I first
got here.  Of course, once the others realize I try to write personals to everyone I
fight, I'll likely be Most Challenged every turn. -- Kid Dynamite

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUBBER BULLET was viciously subdued by EBONY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
DON KING was demolished by DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HOCKEY DUCK was overpowered by RUPTURE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
OBSIDIAN was overpowered by CERES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CHICKEN A LA KING was defeated by SHIV in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
LEGIONNAIRE viciously subdued TICK ... TOCK in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
WOLFMAN JACK was viciously subdued by HALFTIME in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
LONDON BEEFEATER vanquished JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE HITMAN vanquished MARY MARY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HAIRY MONSTER handily defeated SEYMORE GUTTS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
I MOTHER EARTH savagely defeated KID DYNAMITE in a 4 minute Challenge match.
SPARE ANCHOR slimly won victory over Q MARK in a exciting 4 minute Title battle.
TOMAS was viciously subdued by DAGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
GRAVITRON savagely defeated TRUGOY THE DOVE in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
BURIED TREASURE won victory over NAIHREN in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
BAKED CONVINCIA was viciously subdued by KURT COBAIN in a popular 3 minute brawl.
THE FLYEST was demolished by OHMYGOD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE WAD O' GAS luckily beat KULGAN in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody fight.
NAKED LUNCH bested MANNY LEHMAN in a 2 minute bout.
XAVIER was overpowered by WELL DON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR overpowered STORMCROWE PIE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FISHWIFE was handily defeated by LORD'S PRAYER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
REUNITED subdued HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute fight.
ASSUR lost to SWEET CHILD in a 2 minute match.
HARBOR MASTER overpowered CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ERIK demolished DARGON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY overcame URA GONER in a action packed 1 minute brutal bout.
SKIP JAMES was handily defeated by FURIOUS FROGPALER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SAURON was overpowered by B'ZIADUL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NERO overcame DOBBIE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
DISSIDENT was narrowly defeated by ARDSHEAL in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
CHOPPED RABBIT was beaten by HARE BINGER in a exciting 3 minute fray.
ELEVENTH devastated SINCEMILLA in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
ARTHUR DENT devastated RUN'S HOUSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
VIPER narrowly defeated NEVERMIND in a 2 minute fray.
DIZZY GILLESPIE was defeated by GOPHER BAROQUE in a 3 minute match.
ONE MIC was demolished by LORETTA in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was savagely defeated by KINGPIN in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
ETHER demolished THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ANGEL was beaten by MAUL ON WHEELS in a exciting 1 minute fight.
TALIB KWELI lost to FAST-FINGERS FRED in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
SHE'S A JAR was handily defeated by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ARCHERS OF LOAF overpowered BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DEADLY FORCE was viciously subdued by BAD BORSCHT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute melee.
JOE WILLIAMS was savagely defeated by THE ROCK in a exciting 3 minute gory fight.
BRITISH SEA POWER vanquished DROW in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MERCURY was handily defeated by CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUBPRIME RIB viciously subdued GZA in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
WHAT? savagely defeated THE MAILMAN in a exciting 3 minute gory battle.
GAG HALFRUNT outlasted COLOSSEUM HALLS in a crowd pleasing 9 minute conflict.
MR. FROST overcame GALILEO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BOOZEFIGHTERS demolished VULCAN in a 2 minute gory mismatched battle.
PRADUS was viciously subdued by BICYCLE RACE in a 2 minute brutal match.
DAEMYN devastated LATE AFTERNOON in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DMX vanquished FRANKIE in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SEAM slimly lost to INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 2 minute brutal contest.
DEEP BLUE was overpowered by GARLIC ARAOI in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
JOY OF LOSING handily defeated RED SPECIAL in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
HOGSHEAD was devastated by ACE HARDWARE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IRON HANDED bested BOA in a 3 minute gruesome match.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY slimly lost to HERMY in a 2 minute bout.
KEISHA was overpowered by FAT LIP in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
ODB was vanquished by DANG LEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
XYLOID demolished HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
THE SQUARE overpowered BLACKBERRY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JACK OF HEARTS was vanquished by IMAGINATION in a exciting 2 minute one-sided contest.
ZENSU LASAGNA was overpowered by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
56TH AND WABASHA assassinated OOZING MY MIND in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
PAID IN FULL slimly won victory over KINGU in a exciting 2 minute match.
CHIRON vanquished BLIND BLAKE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PRODIGAL was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
LEAD BELLY demolished KRAIT in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
HOFFA savagely defeated PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
SOFA KNEE was handily defeated by HERMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
PLYOMETRICS vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
DROXINE was savagely defeated by SYCAMORE STYLE in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by ROBERT JOHNSON in a popular 8 minute brutal fray.
INNARD SKINARD overcame ORGAN GRINDER in a 2 minute match.
MR. CHUCK was devastated by EDDIE VEDDER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MC SHAN overpowered MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
DOLGAN easily killed DRAGON FRUIT in a 1 minute uneven match.
KING RAT savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a exciting 2 minute bloody competition.
IXION was demolished by KEIRA in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ALBERT KING overpowered HERMY in a 2 minute gory uneven competition.
ELMORE JAMES beat TAL in a popular 3 minute bout.
DOUBLE TRUE demolished MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      52         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  17 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  29         STRIKING ATTACK   53 -  35 -  1      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-LUNGE       46 -  36 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         SLASHING ATTACK   65 -  54 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     60 -  56 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         LUNGING ATTACK   109 - 107 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  47 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  50 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         AIMED BLOW       205 - 250 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  42 -  0      32  |

Turn 649 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     6 -  4     AIMED BLOW        25 - 27         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    16 - 13     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  7     WALL OF STEEL      6 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       75  34  1  288 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK  RUPTURE 99-3463            37  23  4  242 BLOOD GANG (1532)
PARRY-LUNGE      EBONY 10-3116              40  17  0  235 DRAGON LORDS (555)
LUNGING ATTACK   GRAVITRON 19-5369          31   9  1  230 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           33  14  0  224 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
AIMED BLOW       BURIED TREASURE 33-7722    40  15  0  222 SEA DOGS (1501)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        37  31  0  220 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
WALL OF STEEL    RUBBER BULLET 54-2503      46  28  1  204 USELESS TOOLS (735)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               46  69  0  200 MEN OF STEEL (1659)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  62  53  0  199 SORE LOSERS (1580)

The overall popularity leader is TOMAS 56-749.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KULGAN 56-4268.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346, 
Q MARK 60-8880, GRAVITRON 19-5369, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, THE ROCK 30-4314, 
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296, DISSIDENT 4-6672, COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871, KURT COBAIN 46-4253, 
and ARDSHEAL 9-4183.

The least popular fighter this week was DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLIND BLAKE 6-6814, ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728, BLACKBERRY 98-3339, 
HOGSHEAD 74-4372, MERCURY 9-5692, DROW 81-1774, BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640, SHE'S A JAR 
33-7804, SAURON 25-5581, and SKIP JAMES 6-6579.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  4 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  4 1  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  3 0  IAYE(30)             3  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  4 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  3 0  JHANS(36)            2  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  4 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      4  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  1 1  ARDIVENT(46)         2  2 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  6 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  4 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736      39  23  1  221  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       91  78  0  133  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348        15  16  0   48  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DISSIDENT 4-6672            32  33  2  154  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594         19   2  2  129  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           34  38  0  177  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    21  16  0   69  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            28  11  2  179  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             31  24  1  162  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 EBONY 10-3116               40  17  0  235  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         37  43  0  159  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            38  29  0  185  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             20  34  0   38  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 REUNITED 14-4771            40  42  1  191  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            33  14  0  224  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401          20   4  0   94  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        75  34  1  288  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           31   9  1  230  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DAGAN 21-7201               49  37  0  226  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   24  23  0  164  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHAT? 24-4991               31  17  2  152  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              31  12  2  167  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                30  19  1  187  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                44  51  1  155  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 THE ROCK 30-4314            15   2  1  149  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   31  17  0  132  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     40  15  0  222  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309   33  17  0  195  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 THE FLYEST 36-7549          30  16  1  189  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   40  46  0  106  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          49  50  1  194  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         18  11  0   73  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614     39  49  1  197  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 HALFTIME 43-4816            28  16  1  165  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         37  31  0  220  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            53  47  3  194  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436       14   7  0   60  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        42  47  1  175  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DARGON 52-4264              33  17  0  160  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         31  10  0  189  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       46  28  1  204  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 KULGAN 56-4268              35  48  3  204  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      20  13  1   88  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 Q MARK 60-8880              41  35  0  208  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      23  39  4  169  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            28  19  0   76  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             34  11  1  219  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 XYLOID 65-7141              25  27  1   88  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            34  21  1  196  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238    23   4  1   82  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            17   6  1   52  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    49  39  2  208  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         36  33  0  189  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HARE BINGER 81-1790         35  32  2  170  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378     52  30  0  209  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 NEVERMIND 84-23395          28  45  3  142  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 THE MAILMAN 96-616          26  32  6  143  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        11  20  4  100  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     53  25  4  194  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             37  23  4  242  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE