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Date   : 11/19/2014    Duedate: 12/02/2014

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 650

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555   45   24   0 65.2      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658                     ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666                  BLUE NOTE 12/1642
  2 SEA DOGS 18/426      985  689   8 58.8      CRITICALS 75/1635
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            I WANT YOU 3/1699
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         AL BUMS II 84/1636
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       AL BUMS VI 84/1665
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      BLOOD GANG 99/1532
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     INJURY FAIL 84/1689
  3 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  123   90   0 57.7      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     MASS EFFECT 84/1704
  4 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697   35   27   1 56.5      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    WHO DA MAN? 12/1672                         SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
  5 WRATHMEN 30/727      149  117   2 56.0      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    WRATHMEN 63/1563                            UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    ARENAS III 71/1594                          WEBL GREATS 84/1675
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
  6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    468  372   2 55.7      BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      GREAT LAKES WEBL 84/1678
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                11 RED FURY 9/786       191  197   1 49.2
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 THE TAKEN 29/350
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1318 1089  18 54.8      RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                       12 T-3 98/1591          215  229   2 48.4
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701
  8 MACHINES OF  6/1631   62   53   2 53.9      U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
    VOW TO DESTROY 36/1403                      DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
  9 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   10    9   0 52.6      SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694                13-FURRY FURY 81/1593   104  116   1 47.3
 10 QUEEN 9/1629         450  460   6 49.5      BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    TRIBE 24/1648                            14-MADMAN 82/1081        16   18   0 47.1
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              STRONGMEN 17/1644
    RUN DMC 1/1626                           15 ENIGMA 1 82/1664      57   65   0 46.7

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    EPIC RAP 43/1656                            SCRABBLE 65/1662
    TREXTRAS 56/1660                            BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1639                           MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    OTTO'S DINER 81/1663                        THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    OTTOMAN EMPIRE 32/1703                   17 ARROGANCE 18/755     560  897  11 38.4
 16 TREKKERS 29/1534     199  233   4 46.1

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It snowed.  Actual snow.  I thought the climate was getting warmer, and then it
SNOWED.  Bah.
     But we had fights anyway, even with snow lying around.  Eighty-two fights, only
three challenges, fourteen standbys.  Eleven of the fights were action-packed, and
twelve were exciting.  Obviously, at least obviously to ME, I can't talk about
eighty-two fights.  So we'll have the title fight (a random match), the challenges,
such of the other fights that were either exciting or action packed, and the two
fights that involved significant point movements.  I'm tempted to say "the biggest
point movements," but Zontani has been known to make mistakes, and I don't want to
deal with that.

     LATE AFTERNOON (41-4695) (20-10-0,66) of LAZY SUNDAY fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5)
(0-0-0,70) of the Louts Local 101.  LATE AFTERNOON was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in
an action packed 1 minute uneven match.  I don't suppose the Lazy Sunday guy did much
of the action, but Mean Spirit really got into things.
     KEIRA (30-5002) (22-11-2,78) of WRATHMEN fought HIGHWAY GAMBLER (5-5401) (15-10-
0,47) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  KEIRA narrowly defeated HIGHWAY GAMBLER in an exciting 4
minute gruesome match.  There was exciting, for sure.  If you like watching other
people risking their money, anyway.  Not that this was a superficially even match,
but there could be hidden tourney fights.
     GALILEO (9-5706) (24-20-2,34) of QUEEN fought KINGU (50-3575) (15-12-0,56) of
MESOPOTAMIA.  GALILEO was handily defeated by KINGU in an exciting 1 minute uneven
conflict.  Ah!  There was an exciting moment when Kingu saw the writing on Galileo's
armor, though it turned out to be some mustard smudges and not cuneiform.

     MR. CHUCK (98-4029) (11-6-7,60) of ARCANE MASH UPS '14 fought JANIS JOBLIN (46-
4380) (22-3-1,55) of THE 27 CLUB.  MR. CHUCK savagely defeated JANIS JOBLIN in an
action packed 2 minute brutal conflict.  Definitely some mashing going on here!
     PAID IN FULL (84-23375) (27-17-1,77) of AL BUMS II fought BLACK DEATH (5-5364)
(16-4-1,53) of DUNGEON CELL.  PAID IN FULL was overpowered by BLACK DEATH in an
exciting 1 minute uneven melee.  Yes, well, you know the deal with Black Death, it
overcomes everything in the end.  Except FIRM hygenic and medical efforts, I suppose.
     SEAM (71-3319) (20-4-2,78) of ARENAS III fought BLIND BLAKE (6-6814) (23-17-
2,65) of BLACK AND BLUES.  SEAM was subdued by BLIND BLAKE in an action packed 1
minute duel.  Hmm.  Seam is known for fog and vapors, yes?  Okay, I'm reaching here,
but when the fog and vapors are heavy, it's the blind man who has the advantage.  And
if I'm reaching that badly at this point, how long can I last with any comments at
all?
     COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) (32-31-0,100) of RUN DMC fought SAVAGE BEATING (35-
4339) (25-33-0,48) of HAPPY FUN TIME.  COLOSSEUM HALLS was devastated by SAVAGE
BEATING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.  Colosseum Halls had a significant point
drop of thirty-six as a result of this loss.
     DMX (25-5675) (27-22-2,98) of SAY MY NAME fought PRADUS (99-3707) (13-9-4,78) of
ARCANE GREATS MI.  DMX savagely defeated PRADUS in an exciting 2 minute brutal
struggle.  Can't think of a thing to say about this.  Well, except that with the
twenty-point advantage in ranking, I'm surprised it took Dmx two minutes to win.

     DOLGAN (56-751) (29-73-4,97) of MEN OF STEEL fought THEATRE BUM (101-6) (0-0-
0,130) of the Louts Local 101.  DOLGAN was savagely defeated by THEATRE BUM in an
exciting 3 minute gory battle.  Ouch!  I don't know what theater bums are coming to
these days.
     KINGPIN (84-32807) (25-26-0,119) of BUSINESS CLASS fought IRON-PLATED IRV (101-
10) (0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101.  KINGPIN was defeated by IRON-PLATED IRV in
an action packed 5 minute competition.  We may have to change and do like Darkholm,
call our standbys Invincibles.
     RUN'S HOUSE (1-8735) (21-13-2,116) of RUN DMC fought SINCEMILLA (71-3308) (25-9-
0,146) of WRATHMEN XIV.  RUN'S HOUSE overcame SINCEMILLA in an action packed 1 minute
gory match.  Study faster on those off-the-wall fighting techniques, Sincemilla
     GLORY (35-2429) (25-15-0,119) of HERO ALLIANCE fought DOBBIE (84-30850) (23-35-
2,114) of PEEP SHOW.  GLORY was handily defeated by DOBBIE in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight.  Was this because of something Dobbie saw while peeping?
     ANGEL (75-2193) (20-24-0,103) of RUNEBLADES fought GZA (84-27225) (26-10-0,135)
of ENTER THE WU.  ANGEL was subdued by GZA in an exciting 1 minute struggle.  Aren't
angels supposed to be tougher?

     ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (37-43-0,159) of THE HITCHHIKERS fought HALFTIME (43-4816)
(28-16-1,165) of EPIC RAP.  ARTHUR DENT was savagely defeated by HALFTIME in an
exciting 2 minute gory match.  Arthur got dented.  Okay, it's a cheap shot, but
that's all I could come up with.
     CHOPPED RABBIT (60-1362) (34-21-0,153) of UNNAMEABLES fought GAG HALFRUNT (11-
7416) (34-28-0,109) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  CHOPPED RABBIT was overpowered by GAG
HALFRUNT in a 2 minute one-sided duel.  Gag was hungry, there was the Rabbit all
nicely chopped, instant rabbit stew.  Gag got forty points for this win, as well as
the stew.
     TOMAS (56-749) (52-85-6,198) of MEN OF STEEL fought RIPPY BRICKBOY (101-1) (0-0-
0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  TOMAS was viciously subdued by RIPPY BRICKBOY in an
exciting 7 minute gory bout.  The steward said it was an exciting fight, and he
should know, but after the second minute, I get tired and go to sleep.
     HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (34-14-1,194) of SEA DOGS fought CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC (22-
7035) (24-23-0,164) of ARE YOU ?.  HARBOR MASTER was overcome by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in
an action packed 1 minute duel.  Imagine if they ran harbor traffic that way!
     LEAPS INTO THE AIR (75-85) (49-39-2,208) of CRITICALS fought ARDSHEAL (9-4183)
(31-24-1,162) of RED FURY.  LEAPS INTO THE AIR demolished ARDSHEAL in an exciting 1
minute gory one-sided bout.  The aerial view, of course.  You can see those weak
spots really well.

     ELEVENTH (12-6963) (38-29-0,185) of BLUE NOTE fought SHIV (26-5006) (30-19-
1,187) of SERPENTS HOLD.  ELEVENTH devastated SHIV in an exciting 1 minute one-sided
brawl.  It was exciting because it was NOT one-sided, is what *I* say.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (49-37-0,226) of BLOOD AND SAND fought LORD'S PRAYER (35-4456)
(23-14-1,195) of FOOT OF PRIDE.  DAGAN bested LORD'S PRAYER in an exciting 1 minute
battle.  The weight of experience.
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (40-15-0,222) of SEA DOGS fought VIPER (36-7544) (44-
26-0,182) of SERPENTS HOLD.  BURIED TREASURE overpowered VIPER in an action packed 1
minute gory one-sided fight.  It was certainly exciting to see the Buried Treasure
erupting out of the sand to attack a treasure-hunter.
     EBONY (10-3116) (40-17-0,235) of DRAGON LORDS fought ERIK (56-3399) (46-69-
0,200) of MEN OF STEEL.  EBONY savagely defeated ERIK in an action packed 4 minute
gruesome melee.  Gotta say for Erik, he's determined, even dogged.
     GRAVITRON (19-5369) (31-9-1,230) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC fought NAKED LUNCH (78-
2917) (36-33-0,189) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  GRAVITRON bested NAKED LUNCH in an action
packed 3 minute brawl.  They do say that the power of gravity is hard to beat, and
I've seen that myself.

Ah!  The challenges:
     KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) (21-19-1,78) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! challenged IRON HANDED
(75-3508) (29-22-1,83) of CRITICALS.  Up 5.  KID DYNAMITE lost to IRON HANDED in a 2
minute Challenge brawl.  Good try, Kid, and I hope you learned a lot.  Such as not to
shake hands with this man.
     TAL (46-3106) (17-12-2,55) of WE GOT GAME challenged ROBERT JOHNSON (46-4346)
(23-12-0,61) of THE 27 CLUB.  Up 6.  TAL was demolished by ROBERT JOHNSON in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  When your opponent walks out with
twenty-seven clubs, you have to know you're in trouble.
     LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (25-6-1,157) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged TRUGOY THE DOVE
(42-4614) (39-49-1,197) of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP.  Up 40.  LEGIONNAIRE was devastated
by TRUGOY THE DOVE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Trugoy is listed as Most
Challenged, though there wasn't much competition.

For the title:
     SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (75-34-1,288) of SEA DOGS fought KURT COBAIN (46-4253)
(37-31-0,220) of THE 27 CLUB.  SPARE ANCHOR slimly won victory over KURT COBAIN in a
popular 3 minute Title fight.  A "slim" victory, and a fight that was not considered
uneven... you may be in trouble, Spare.  But for today, congratulations.

                                         Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         76  34  1  297  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUPTURE 99-3463              38  23  4  263  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 EBONY 10-3116                41  17     243  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       40  23  1  239  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      41  15     237  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            32   9  1  237  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DAGAN 21-7201                50  37     236  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 KULGAN 56-4268               36  48  3  227  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 Q MARK 60-8880               42  35     225  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 THE FLYEST 36-7549           31  16  1  214  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     50  39  2  213  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 REUNITED 14-4771             41  42  1  212  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          37  32     209  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      40  49  1  208  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        46  28  1  204  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 ERIK 56-3399                 46  70     204  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      54  25  4  203  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             39  29     203  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 XAVIER 75-2071               40  16  2  201  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 TOMAS 56-749                 52  86  6  197  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         43  47  1  197  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  62  54     196  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
-FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    33  17     195  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    25  23     195  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
-DON KING 47-5374             53  47  3  194  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      52  31     194  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           49  50  1  194  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          36  34     194  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        23  15  1  194  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 WELL DON 16-6079             33  15     191  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              34  12  1  190  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             34  22  1  189  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            35  38     186  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          31  11     186  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 VIPER 36-7544                44  27     184  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHIV 26-5006                 30  20  1  179  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             31  34  4  178  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 CERES 99-3866                20  22  4  178  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 ASSUR 18-7821                67 124  2  176  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       34  15  1  176  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 DARGON 52-4264               34  17     172  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 HALFTIME 43-4816             29  16  1  171  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
-HARE BINGER 81-1790          35  32  2  170  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          30  26  2  170  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    20  11  2  170  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SAURON 25-5581               32  12  2  169  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 URA GONER 8-5214             28  12  2  167  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           54  61  2  165  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              31  25  1  165  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 WHAT? 24-4991                31  18  2  161  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          37  44     160  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           25   7  1  158  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          34  30     154  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        92  78     151  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NERO 29-5707                 44  52  1  150  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ETHER 36-7552                36  25  1  150  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
-OBSIDIAN 36-7135             23  18  2  150  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         35  28     149  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       23  40  4  149  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
-THE ROCK 30-4314             15   2  1  149  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         45  40     147  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    32  17     145  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 THE MAILMAN 96-616           27  32  6  145  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           22  13  2  145  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    41  46     141  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823       28  11  4  140  GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678)    BLACKSTONE
 NEVERMIND 84-23395           28  46  3  139  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 GZA 84-27225                 27  10     137  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         41  41  1  133  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DOBBIE 84-30850              24  35  2  133  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 JAZI 29-3560                 27  10     131  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-CAT N TONIC 81-1870          30  26  3  129  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594          19   2  2  129  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 SINCEMILLA 71-3308           25  10     128  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          45  39     127  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         26  22     127  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      37  47     125  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 KINGPIN 84-32807             25  27     125  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       34  22     123  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        23  14  2  123  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 ONE MIC 36-7580              35  11  1  122  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             32  34  2  120  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      32  29     120  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         12  20  4  120  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          30  55     116  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      30  17     116  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      30  39     115  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DAEMYN 71-2940               13   5     112  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 ANGEL 75-2193                20  25     110  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 GLORY 35-2429                25  16     106  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 DMX 25-5675                  28  22  2  103  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 DROW 81-1774                 29  32  1  102  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOLGAN 56-751                29  74  4  100  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     34  15      98  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
-MR. FROST 82-4399            29  31  1   98  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          22   9      98  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 MC SHAN 18-10307             26  18      96  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 BOA 1-8830                   25  31      96  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 XYLOID 65-7141               26  27  1   95  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MERCURY 9-5692               32  17  2   90  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          30  22  1   89  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CHIRON 17-4235               21  20  3   89  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 VULCAN 99-3864               19  23  4   89  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       20  13  1   88  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           24  17  2   86  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-NOT FOR HIRE 32-5715         24  14      86  OTTOMAN EMPIRE (1703)      ARVAT
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       26  33      85  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         23  13  1   85  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700)   BLACKSTONE
-THE HITMAN 30-4550           14   3      85  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          28  34  1   83  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     23   4  1   82  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     22  16      82  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         20  12      82  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             29  24  2   81  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 KEIRA 30-5002                23  11  2   81  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364           17   4  1   81  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 PRADUS 99-3707               13  10  4   80  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           24  21  1   79  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            12   6  7   77  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         21  20  1   76  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 KING RAT 9-5715              28  14  1   75  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-PSEUDO DRAGON 81-2014        18  20  1   75  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        24  19  1   74  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 HOFFA 18-8478                36 144  1   73  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       24  12      73  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 KEISHA 11-7584               19  12      73  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          27  23      69  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SEAM 71-3319                 20   5  2   69  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   18   8  1   69  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           20   5      68  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           22  18      67  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 IXION 21-7741                21  22      67  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 ANDERSON 84-30894            14  12  1   66  MASS EFFECT (1704)         BLACKSTONE
 MARY MARY 1-8872             26  37  1   65  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DROXINE 56-4298              21  29      65  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       32  32      64  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      30  30      63  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 RAVAGE 29-4444               22  19  1   63  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 KINGU 50-3575                16  12      63  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      20   1  1   62  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        24  43  1   61  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          22  16  2   61  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-FAT LIP 52-3791              22  25  1   61  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          18  12      61  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
-SLAMBO 45-4619               17   9  1   61  STREET WALKERS (1507)      STORMCROWE
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        14   7      60  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
-GANNICUS 21-7897             16  10  1   59  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        27  18  1   58  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       21  16  1   58  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       20  11      57  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       21  22  4   56  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       15  11      56  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ODB 14-4891                  17  16  2   55  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 KRAIT 56-4344                17  13      55  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
-COLORADO SPRINGS 26-4265     14  11  2   55  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 DANG LEN 62-4694             28  20      53  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         22   4  1   53  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
-THE BEATLES 50-3635          16   5      53  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       26  14  4   50  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           24  13      50  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 TAL 46-3106                  17  13  2   50  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          15  14  1   50  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512    15   8      49  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             17   7  1   48  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNOWMAN 29-3460              23  26  1   45  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     21  12  4   44  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HOFFA 18-9369                36 119      42  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 PRODIGAL 84-26816            24  19      41  WEBL GREATS (1675)         BLACKSTONE
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      16   7      40  U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701)      BLACKSTONE
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           15  13  1   40  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         15  17      40  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        11   6  5   39  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  35      33  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 GALILEO 9-5706               24  21  2   31  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            9  13  5   28  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

I Mother Earth -- I've met some people who were full of self confidence, but you take
the cake.  You ARE Mother Earth? Really? -- Kid Dynamite

Elmore James -- Pretty good showing.  Give me a little time to train, and I will be
back! -- Tal

Managers of Home Guard -- Aruaki Werecat got your tongue? -- Riff-Raff, voice of a
lost generation

All six of my guys who attenpted a train were successful last round.  Wow!  That's a
first. -- Kharadmon

The Flyest -- I believe this was my last fight here.  Off to Andorak where I'll most
likely fight the same six fighters for the next couple of years...yeah! lol! --
Ohmygod

Xavier -- Eagerly seeking the glory of a win is what it should've said. -- Well Don

Sauron -- I'm not saying a word! -- B'Ziadul

Eleventh -- Guess I either need to learn to fight while on my back or figure out a
way to stay on my feet. -- Sincemilla

Late Afternoon -- Not a good time for fighting! -- Daemyn

Incredible Speed -- I believe I was outclassed and outmatched.  Nice job. -- Seam

Fat Lip -- I barely had time to notice. -- Keisha

ODB -- Wow!  I did that? -- Dang Len

Ixion -- I need a drink! -- Keira

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEGIONNAIRE was devastated by TRUGOY THE DOVE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TAL was demolished by ROBERT JOHNSON in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
KID DYNAMITE lost to IRON HANDED in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SPARE ANCHOR slimly won victory over KURT COBAIN in a popular 3 minute Title fight.
GRAVITRON bested NAKED LUNCH in a action packed 3 minute brawl.
WELL DON was defeated by REUNITED in a 2 minute struggle.
OHMYGOD was overpowered by KULGAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
EBONY savagely defeated ERIK in a action packed 4 minute gruesome melee.
DOWNWITHTHEKING vanquished SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered VIPER in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
RUPTURE overpowered SWEET CHILD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
DAGAN bested LORD'S PRAYER in a exciting 1 minute battle.
THE FLYEST viciously subdued THE WAD O' GAS in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody bout.
BAKED CONVINCIA overpowered WHAT? in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
XAVIER handily defeated CERES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ELEVENTH devastated SHIV in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR demolished ARDSHEAL in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
B'ZIADUL was handily defeated by Q MARK in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
ASSUR lost to SKIP JAMES in a popular 2 minute match.
HARBOR MASTER was overcome by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a action packed 1 minute duel.
TOMAS was viciously subdued by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 7 minute gory bout.
CHOPPED RABBIT was overpowered by GAG HALFRUNT in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SAURON overpowered LORETTA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARGON demolished NERO in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
MANNY LEHMAN overpowered URA GONER in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
STORMCROWE PIE was handily defeated by BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUBPRIME RIB was overpowered by SHE'S A JAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ARTHUR DENT was savagely defeated by HALFTIME in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
DISSIDENT was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FISHWIFE overcame MAUL ON WHEELS in a 2 minute match.
HAMMERHEAD devastated DEADLY FORCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ANGEL was subdued by GZA in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
GLORY was handily defeated by DOBBIE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUN'S HOUSE overcame SINCEMILLA in a action packed 1 minute gory match.
BRITISH SEA POWER savagely defeated NEVERMIND in a popular 6 minute bloody duel.
ETHER subdued FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 2 minute competition.
ONE MIC won victory over LORETTA in a popular 1 minute match.
GOPHER BAROQUE demolished JOE WILLIAMS in a crowd pleasing 9 minute uneven duel.
TALIB KWELI was unbelievably bested by NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
BIG BILL BROONZY was defeated by THE MAILMAN in a 2 minute brawl.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was overpowered by BOOZEFIGHTERS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JAZI overcame DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 2 minute match.
MERCURY was overpowered by GARLIC ARAOI in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
DAEMYN was unbelievably bested by TICK ... TOCK in a popular 7 minute gruesome bout.
KINGPIN was defeated by IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 5 minute competition.
LEAD BELLY was demolished by BOA in a 2 minute mismatched match.
DOLGAN was savagely defeated by THEATRE BUM in a exciting 3 minute gory battle.
MC SHAN savagely defeated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody conflict.
DMX savagely defeated PRADUS in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
DROW slimly won victory over ODB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
IMAGINATION demolished MARY MARY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched battle.
BICYCLE RACE was defeated by KEISHA in a 1 minute duel.
INCREDIBLE SPEED devastated LORETTA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was devastated by SAVAGE BEATING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JOY OF LOSING beat UNTAMED BERZERKER in a 2 minute match.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY defeated ZENSU LASAGNA in a 2 minute brutal duel.
FRANKIE was handily defeated by DROXINE in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
HOGSHEAD was overpowered by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
SEAM was subdued by BLIND BLAKE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
XYLOID overpowered JACK OF HEARTS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PAID IN FULL was overpowered by BLACK DEATH in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
THE SQUARE demolished DANG LEN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRODIGAL was overpowered by HERMY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
SOFA KNEE was devastated by HERMY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ANDERSON demolished SNOWMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PLYOMETRICS overpowered INNARD SKINARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
56TH AND WABASHA was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
OOZING MY MIND subdued BLACKBERRY in a 2 minute duel.
KRAIT was devastated by KING RAT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SLITHERING IDIOT overpowered EDDIE VEDDER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MR. CHUCK savagely defeated JANIS JOBLIN in a action packed 2 minute brutal conflict.
SEYMORE GUTTS was vanquished by DEEP BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RED SPECIAL was overcome by VULCAN in a 1 minute match.
GALILEO was handily defeated by KINGU in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
HOFFA was narrowly defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a tiresome 5 minute bloody contest.
IXION beat SYCAMORE STYLE in a 2 minute match.
DRAGON FRUIT was savagely defeated by ALBERT KING in a 2 minute gory fray.
RAVAGE demolished ORGAN GRINDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
KEIRA narrowly defeated HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a exciting 4 minute gruesome match.
LATE AFTERNOON was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
DOUBLE TRUE was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET subdued LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      48         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  16 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         STRIKING ATTACK   51 -  38 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         SLASHING ATTACK   69 -  53 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-LUNGE       47 -  37 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         LUNGING ATTACK   119 - 109 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         WALL OF STEEL     62 -  57 -  2      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  48 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  51 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         AIMED BLOW       209 - 254 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  44 -  0      30  |

Turn 650 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        27 - 21     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 15     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  6         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  6         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       76  34  1  297 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK  RUPTURE 99-3463            38  23  4  263 BLOOD GANG (1532)
PARRY-LUNGE      EBONY 10-3116              41  17  0  243 DRAGON LORDS (555)
AIMED BLOW       DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736     40  23  1  239 RUN DMC (1626)
LUNGING ATTACK   GRAVITRON 19-5369          32   9  1  237 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)
SLASHING ATTACK  LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85   50  39  2  213 CRITICALS (1635)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               46  70  0  204 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    54  25  4  203 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  62  54  0  196 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           33  15  0  191 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)

The overall popularity leader is TOMAS 56-749.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DAEMYN 71-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE FLYEST 36-7549, 
TOMAS 56-749, BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370, MC SHAN 18-10307, KINGPIN 84--32729, EBONY 
10-3116, KEIRA 30-5002, ODB 14-4891, KURT COBAIN 46-4253, and GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583, ELMORE JAMES 6-6782, SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243, KRAIT 
56-4344, 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042, DANG LEN 62-4694, JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963, 
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871, MERCURY 9-5692, and SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  2 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  4 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  5 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            3  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    5  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  5 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  3 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  4 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736      40  23  1  239  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       92  78  0  151  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348        15  17  0   40  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DISSIDENT 4-6672            32  34  2  120  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822            29  24  2   81  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           35  38  0  186  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    22  16  0   82  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            28  12  2  167  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             31  25  1  165  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 EBONY 10-3116               41  17  0  243  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         37  44  0  160  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            39  29  0  203  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             20  35  0   33  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 REUNITED 14-4771            41  42  1  212  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            33  15  0  191  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401          20   5  0   68  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        76  34  1  297  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           32   9  1  237  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DAGAN 21-7201               50  37  0  236  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   25  23  0  195  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHAT? 24-4991               31  18  2  161  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              32  12  2  169  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                30  20  1  179  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                44  52  1  150  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 KEIRA 30-5002               23  11  2   81  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   32  17  0  145  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     41  15  0  237  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456       23  15  1  194  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 THE FLYEST 36-7549          31  16  1  214  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   41  46  0  141  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         18  12  0   61  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614     40  49  1  208  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 HALFTIME 43-4816            29  16  1  171  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         37  32  0  209  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 KINGU 50-3575               16  12  0   63  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        43  47  1  197  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DARGON 52-4264              34  17  0  172  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         31  11  0  186  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 KULGAN 56-4268              36  48  3  227  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 Q MARK 60-8880              42  35  0  225  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      23  40  4  149  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            28  20  0   53  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             34  12  1  190  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 XYLOID 65-7141              26  27  1   95  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            34  22  1  189  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            17   7  1   48  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    50  39  2  213  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         36  34  0  194  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         30  26  2  170  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378     52  31  0  194  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 84-26823      28  11  4  140  GREAT LAKES WEBL (1678)    BLACKSTONE
 THE MAILMAN 96-616          27  32  6  145  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        12  20  4  120  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     54  25  4  203  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             38  23  4  263  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.