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Date : 12/31/2014 Duedate: 01/13/2015
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 653
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691 47 27 0 63.5 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
DRAGON LORDS 10/555 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
2 SEA DOGS 18/426 1009 713 8 58.6 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
SEA DOGS 21/1446 CRITICALS 75/1635
SEA DOGS 33/1501 I WANT YOU 3/1699
SEA DOGS 35/1502 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
DUNGEON CELL 2/1707 AL BUMS II 84/1636
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 LAST WALTZ 84/1734
SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719 STILLMATIC 36/1652
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 INJURY FAIL 84/1689
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722 MASS EFFECT 84/1704
SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
3 CREAM OF THE 2/589 125 91 0 57.9 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
4 WRATHMEN 30/727 160 123 2 56.5 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
ARENAS III 71/1594 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
5 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 486 390 2 55.5 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 10 THE TAKEN 29/350 193 202 1 48.9
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 11 WE GOT GAME 46/1695 17 18 0 48.6
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725
6-GASHOUSE GA 73/1728 1318 1089 18 54.8 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
7 POSSE 65/1388 65 54 2 54.6 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 57/1726
MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631 12 SCRABBLE 65/1662 67 72 0 48.2
8 GWAR 82/1731 56 48 3 53.8 TREXTRAS 56/1660
D.R.I. 21/1471 TREXTRAS 61/1727
FEAR FACTORY 61/666 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 13 T-3 98/1591 228 249 2 47.8
FEAR FACTORY 82/1729 MMM BEER!! 13/1710
BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1712 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
9 QUEEN 9/1629 556 543 6 50.6 SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
JAY-Z 10/1709 SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
TRIBE 24/1648 U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701
B.I.G. 32/1683 U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
RUN DMC 1/1626 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
14 MADMAN 82/1081 19 21 0 47.5 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
STRONGMEN 17/1644 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 564 902 11 38.5
LIVING LARGE 14/1711 18 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 2 4 0 33.3
15 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708 20 23 0 46.5 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717 19-UPSTARTS 1/1706 2 5 0 28.6
16 TREKKERS 29/1534 204 246 4 45.3 VANGUARD 21/1715
BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545 20 LYRIC LEGEN 30/1740 0 1 0 0.0
MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hail and well met warriors of HOME GUARD! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. KRAIT caught the eye of many in the
gladiatorial commission as it skillfully bested PAID IN FULL and was awarded 40
points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, KRAIT put down PAID
IN FULL, causing him to lose 32 points of recognition in the process. Not for
nothing has BURIED TREASURE in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and
this week she's proven hers combat skill yet again. Would you believe that over half
of the old women in HOME GUARD seem to feel that they could fight better than you
gladiators?
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. HOME GUARD, city of gladiators!
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is SEA DOGS, a guild shunned and avoided by many
in the weekly duels. Apparently the stalwarts of WEIRD ALCHEMY are catching the bulk
of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Loose
talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many
fighters are after LEGIONNAIRE. Watch your back!
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms. One thing
is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
The girls are as pretty in HOME GUARD as ever I remembered them....and the
fighters as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of
a far off city calling to me. I must away! Till we meet again, remember: a turtle
walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.--
Zontani Sharp Eyes
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 44 15 288 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 53 39 2 246 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 37 22 1 228 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
ASSUR 18-7821 70 124 2 225 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
DAGAN 21-7201 52 38 216 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
DROKK 31-4014 35 26 2 215 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 76 74 1 214 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
ONUPHRE 31-3385 43 66 1 212 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 44 49 1 207 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 36 17 202 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 37 39 201 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
KULGAN 56-4268 38 49 3 199 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083 27 18 1 199 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
WELL DON 16-6079 34 17 198 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
ERIK 56-3399 47 72 197 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
GRAVITRON 19-5369 34 10 1 197 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 37 30 194 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
CERES 99-3866 23 23 4 194 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
ELEVENTH 12-6963 41 30 193 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 26 16 1 192 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 39 33 190 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 37 36 190 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 26 25 190 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 27 8 1 187 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
VIPER 36-7544 45 29 186 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 24 17 1 181 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 29 20 2 180 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
SHIV 26-5006 32 21 1 178 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 35 17 1 175 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 23 10 173 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
ONE MIC 36-7580 38 11 1 172 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
RUTH 18-10121 49 46 170 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 28 9 169 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 24 14 2 168 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
SAURON 25-5581 33 14 2 167 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
GZA 84-27225 30 10 166 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
URA GONER 8-5214 28 15 2 166 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 42 49 162 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
ETHER 36-7552 38 26 1 162 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 29 24 3 161 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 94 79 160 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 37 22 158 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 47 41 156 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
DAEMYN 71-2940 16 5 155 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
NERO 29-5707 46 53 1 154 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 25 41 4 154 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 35 31 150 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 38 46 149 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 30 29 2 148 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 43 42 1 147 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975 29 24 1 147 EXTREME AGGRESSION (1712) TALCAMA
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 32 40 142 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 28 23 142 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 37 36 141 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
DOBBIE 84-30850 25 37 2 141 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
-JAZI 29-3560 28 10 140 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
MR. FROST 82-4399 31 32 1 139 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 33 31 136 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
-SINCEMILLA 71-3308 26 10 136 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
JOE MAMA 21-6771 31 15 135 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
DMX 25-5675 30 23 2 135 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 39 48 133 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
XYLOID 65-7141 29 27 1 128 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 23 19 1 127 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725) ROCANIS
IMAGINATION 26-4975 25 10 126 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
BOA 1-8830 26 33 123 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583 30 20 1 120 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
CUTPURSE 2-5920 25 8 1 120 DUNGEON CELL (1707) NIANIA
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 23 17 2 120 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 30 58 118 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 31 20 117 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
ANGEL 75-2193 20 28 117 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 54 64 2 115 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
-CHRISTINE 10-2470 25 20 2 115 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 45 42 114 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
FUNKY MONK 84-26803 23 14 3 113 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733) BLACKSTONE
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 24 16 1 112 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 12 23 4 103 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
KING RAT 9-5715 31 14 1 102 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
DROW 81-1774 29 35 1 102 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 14 7 7 102 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 31 25 2 101 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 36 16 100 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
PLYOMETRICS 84-31176 25 14 1 100 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700) BLACKSTONE
ALBERT KING 6-6821 25 18 100 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
FEZZIK 45-814 22 11 100 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
VULCAN 99-3864 21 24 4 100 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
BLACK DEATH 5-5364 19 4 1 100 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
SOFA KNEE 84-30839 18 13 1 100 INJURY FAIL (1689) BLACKSTONE
ANDERSON 84-30894 17 12 1 100 MASS EFFECT (1704) BLACKSTONE
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 22 20 1 98 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
MC SHAN 18-10307 28 19 96 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
-GLORY 35-2429 25 17 96 HERO ALLIANCE (609) MURSKA
ODB 14-4891 19 17 2 95 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 34 33 92 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DANG LEN 62-4694 30 21 92 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
PRAWN STAR 81-2149 19 8 92 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 24 17 91 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
BABY BLUE 5-5321 22 7 1 91 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 27 13 89 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 17 8 88 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 24 22 4 87 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
IRON HANDED 75-3508 32 23 1 85 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
DOLGAN 56-751 29 77 4 85 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 26 18 2 85 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 25 21 1 85 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
-FLAMING MOE 59-2420 23 15 1 85 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 24 20 84 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
-FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800 22 17 84 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726) ANDOR
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 17 12 84 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
-FRANK N. STEIN 1-513 26 13 83 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 28 15 4 82 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 23 21 1 81 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
DROXINE 56-4298 23 30 81 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 17 15 1 80 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
MERCURY 9-5692 34 18 2 79 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 24 6 79 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723) NORTH FORK
PRADUS 99-3707 14 12 4 78 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
-EXNUR 21-85 26 13 77 VANGUARD (1715) SUNSET
KRAIT 56-4344 18 15 77 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
-KEIRA 30-5002 24 12 2 76 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
-FRAN TIC 1-520 19 17 2 76 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 26 13 75 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
JELLY BELLY 38-5063 27 16 1 74 SHEWISH CANDY (1719) CLIFFHOME
VIBRANT THING 24-5114 20 5 3 73 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 33 30 71 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 23 13 4 70 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963 22 18 1 70 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 22 12 70 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
-ANNE TENNA 28-4053 21 7 70 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
COREA 12-7086 19 16 70 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509 20 9 1 69 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
MARY MARY 1-8872 27 39 1 67 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
EDDY 18-10120 14 3 1 67 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243 12 8 5 66 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686) SYVYN'S HILL
HOFFA 18-8478 36 147 1 65 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 24 5 1 65 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
E-X 33-3176 22 25 65 DEMONSPAWN (1691) NIATOLI ISLAND
-KEISHA 11-7584 19 13 65 WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536) ARUAK CITY
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775 22 11 1 63 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
GALILEO 9-5706 26 22 2 62 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 26 36 62 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
CHIRON 17-4235 22 22 3 62 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
-SEAM 71-3319 20 6 2 62 ARENAS III (1594) KYR'TERR
-WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442 20 12 62 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 19 10 1 62 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714) ZUWAYZA
GUNSLINGER 65-6960 18 4 1 62 POSSE (1388) DAL SHANG
THE SQUARE 14-4892 25 23 1 61 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
-SNOWMAN 29-3460 24 26 1 61 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
SIERRA 13-5616 22 6 60 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
KINGU 50-3575 17 14 60 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 28 25 59 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
-MOE 1-440 18 15 58 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
IXION 21-7741 21 25 57 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
RIB IAYE 99-4345 8 12 4 56 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732) SOUTH RIDGE
RUMPLE 25-5755 14 13 55 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
-RAVAGE 29-4444 22 20 1 54 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 19 14 54 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
TAL 46-3106 17 16 2 52 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 24 46 1 51 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 29 19 1 50 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
BABA O'RILEY 30-1423 16 5 50 LYRIC LEGENDS (1740) IAYE
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 19 23 1 49 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 20 8 48 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512 16 10 48 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 15 20 48 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 9 16 5 46 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
HOFFA 18-9369 37 121 45 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 23 18 2 45 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
OOZING MY MIND 84-50273 16 10 45 U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701) BLACKSTONE
CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907 20 41 1 38 LAST WALTZ (1734) BLACKSTONE
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 38 36 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
TEQUILA 28-5341 17 6 1 24 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PRAWN STAR 81-2149 19 8 0 OTTO'S DINER 1663 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 653
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Listen, they want to get this newsletter out before the parties get too wild.
And, despite there being eighty-six fights this time (plenty of standbys, too, I
would guess, but I didn't count), there are no personals. To me, this says,
"Forget the chat, just send us the newsletter." So that's what I'm going to do.
And then *I* am going to party, too! -- Olaf
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DROKK devastated LEGIONNAIRE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ONUPHRE vanquished NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
GLOBULIZER was demolished by SURGEON OF DEMISE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered GRAVITRON in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
KURT COBAIN was devastated by ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
B'ZIADUL savagely defeated TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR handily defeated CERES in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SKIP JAMES vanquished GOPHER BAROQUE in a action packed 3 minute one-sided duel.
KULGAN defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 1 minute fight.
ERIK overcame HERO SANDWICH in a popular 1 minute bout.
MANNY LEHMAN demolished LORD'S PRAYER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
VIPER was bested by BRITISH SEA POWER in a exciting 1 minute battle.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC bested URA GONER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
DAGAN slimly won victory over WELL DON in a action packed 2 minute fight.
SURLY DECKHAND overpowered RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
RUTH was handily defeated by SHE'S A JAR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute mismatched bout.
GZA savagely defeated GAG HALFRUNT in a exciting 9 minute brutal bout.
HARBOR MASTER was beaten by ELEVENTH in a popular 1 minute match.
DAEMYN handily defeated TALIB KWELI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
STORMCROWE PIE was overpowered by ONE MIC in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
TICK ... TOCK savagely defeated KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a action packed 8 minute fray.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? slimly lost to SHIV in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE overpowered BAD BORSCHT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ETHER vanquished MR. FROST in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SAURON vanquished BOA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AGENT OF BRUTALITY handily defeated WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 2 minute uneven bout.
DMX was overcome by NINJA FERD in a 2 minute duel.
IMAGINATION savagely defeated ANGEL in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
XYLOID handily defeated DANG LEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NERO demolished JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
MAUL ON WHEELS was luckily beaten by SUBPRIME RIB in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
CUTPURSE vanquished BABY BLUE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
INCREDIBLE SPEED demolished THEATRE BUM in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
DEADLY FORCE narrowly defeated SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
BIG BILL BROONZY demolished HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOE MAMA won victory over SLICE CONSTRUCT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
VULCAN was handily defeated by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHOPPED RABBIT savagely defeated ARTHUR DENT in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel.
DROW was savagely defeated by FUNKY MONK in a action packed 2 minute bloody conflict.
GARLIC ARAOI was defeated by SAND MAGGOT in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
ARCHERS OF LOAF handily defeated ODB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
DOBBIE overpowered THEATRE BUM in a popular 2 minute one-sided fight.
KICK INTHE TEETH slaughtered PRAWN STAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAPTURED PORK was overcome by ALBERT KING in a 1 minute duel.
PLYOMETRICS was narrowly defeated by IRON-PLATED IRV in a 2 minute match.
FEZZIK overpowered ARCHED EYELID in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DROXINE was overpowered by ANDERSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR. CHUCK handily defeated COREA in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
MC SHAN devastated TAL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRADUS was demolished by SOFA KNEE in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched contest.
56TH AND WABASHA lost to HERMY in a 1 minute struggle.
SUICIDE KING overpowered MARY MARY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER was devastated by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DEEP BLUE demolished THE SQUARE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KING RAT savagely defeated LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute gory struggle.
RED SPECIAL overpowered RIB IAYE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EDDY vanquished FLAME SPIDER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GUNSLINGER defeated ZENSU LASAGNA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
CHIRON was overpowered by FLESH HUNTER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
IRON HANDED savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY vanquished OOZING MY MIND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
UNTAMED BERZERKER demolished LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GALILEO was overpowered by JOY OF LOSING in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
KRAIT devastated PAID IN FULL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
DOLGAN was subdued by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
KINGU was narrowly defeated by JANIS JOBLIN in a popular 3 minute fight.
MERCURY vanquished IXION in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BICYCLE RACE was unbelievably bested by PUTRID DEFILER in a exciting 2 minute melee.
SADDAM A GO-GO defeated RUMPLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
HOFFA was demolished by SEYMORE GUTTS in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
ROBERT JOHNSON vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
CRIPPLE CREEK was devastated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LATE AFTERNOON savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 1 minute brutal fray.
BLACKBERRY was viciously subdued by INNARD SKINARD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
DOUBLE TRUE was subdued by HERMY in a 1 minute bout.
JELLY BELLY vanquished LEAD BELLY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
JACK OF HEARTS handily defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute uneven match.
DRAGON FRUIT beat SIERRA in a exciting 1 minute competition.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET devastated FRANKIE in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by VIBRANT THING in a 14 minute gory melee.
BLIND BLAKE overpowered E-X in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ELMORE JAMES vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KID DYNAMITE overpowered ORGAN GRINDER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SYCAMORE STYLE lost to BLACK DEATH in a action packed 2 minute bloody fight.
BABA O'RILEY was overpowered by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 4 minute mismatched fight.
TEQUILA was vanquished by LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 45 STRIKING ATTACK 66 - 45 - 2 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 32 PARRY-RIPOSTE 25 - 18 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 16 PARRY-LUNGE 46 - 35 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 SLASHING ATTACK 70 - 55 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 146 - 123 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 64 - 70 - 1 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 AIMED BLOW 216 - 253 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 BASHING ATTACK 52 - 61 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 TOTAL PARRY 43 - 51 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 43 - 0 32 |
Turn 653 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 1 AIMED BLOW 21 - 24 4 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 5 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2
LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 16
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 44 15 0 288 SEA DOGS (1501)
SLASHING ATTACK LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 53 39 2 246 CRITICALS (1635)
LUNGING ATTACK B'ZIADUL 71-3311 37 22 1 228 WRATHMEN XIV (1581)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 70 124 2 225 ARROGANCE (755)
STRIKING ATTACK SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083 27 18 1 199 FEAR FACTORY (1729)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 34 17 0 198 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
TOTAL PARRY TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 26 16 1 192 FEAR FACTORY II (1730)
WALL OF STEEL GLOBULIZER 8-3973 23 10 0 173 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 49 46 0 170 SHEPHERDS (1713)
PARRY-LUNGE CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 37 22 0 158 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The most popular warrior
this turn was GZA 84-27225. The ten other most popular fighters were KJARRAN'S
HAMMER 61-3372, B'ZIADUL 71-3311, SHE'S A JAR 33-7804, NERO 29-5707, SKIP JAMES
6-6579, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, SHIV 26-5006, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, SOFA KNEE
84-30839, and INNARD SKINARD 98-3573.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478. The other ten least popular
fighters were TEQUILA 28-5341, ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348, LEAD BELLY 17-7401, CRIPPLE
CREEK 84-30907, HOFFA 18-9369, IXION 21-7741, FLAME SPIDER 61-3401, RIB IAYE 99-4345,
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775, and BABY BLUE 5-5321.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 3 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 1 3 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 2 0 CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 3 0
TRANSEL(6) 5 2 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 4 0
ARKERS(8) 0 2 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 2 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 2 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 6 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 2 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 3 0
TOBIR(14) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 3 2 1
WILLAF(16) 1 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 5 4 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 5 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 3 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 4 0
SUNSET(21) 4 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 2 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 24 14 2 168 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 94 79 0 160 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 15 20 0 48 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 31 25 2 101 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 37 39 0 201 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 24 17 0 91 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 23 10 0 173 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
KING RAT 9-5715 31 14 1 102 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 36 16 0 100 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 35 31 0 150 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 41 30 0 193 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
SIERRA 13-5616 22 6 0 60 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
ODB 14-4891 19 17 2 95 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 34 17 0 198 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
CHIRON 17-4235 22 22 3 62 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
ASSUR 18-7821 70 124 2 225 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 34 10 1 197 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
DAGAN 21-7201 52 38 0 216 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 26 25 0 190 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 28 9 0 169 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 33 14 2 167 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 32 21 1 178 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
TEQUILA 28-5341 17 6 1 24 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
NERO 29-5707 46 53 1 154 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
BABA O'RILEY 30-1423 16 5 0 50 LYRIC LEGENDS (1740) IAYE
DROKK 31-4014 35 26 2 215 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 36 17 0 202 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 44 15 0 288 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 24 17 1 181 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
VIPER 36-7544 45 29 0 186 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 42 49 0 162 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 22 12 0 70 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 30 58 0 118 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 31 20 0 117 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 22 11 0 100 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 39 33 0 190 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 17 8 0 88 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 17 14 0 60 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 44 49 1 207 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
KULGAN 56-4268 38 49 3 199 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 37 22 0 158 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 25 41 4 154 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 30 21 0 92 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
XYLOID 65-7141 29 27 1 128 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 37 22 1 228 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 53 39 2 246 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 37 36 0 190 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 30 29 2 148 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083 27 18 1 199 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
GZA 84-27225 30 10 0 166 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 12 23 4 103 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 14 7 7 102 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
CERES 99-3866 23 23 4 194 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE