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Date : 01/14/2015 Duedate: 01/27/2015
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 654
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691 48 27 0 64.0 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
DRAGON LORDS 10/555 AL BUMS II 84/1636
2 SEA DOGS 18/426 1021 718 9 58.7 LAST WALTZ 84/1734
SEA DOGS 21/1446 STILLMATIC 36/1652
SEA DOGS 33/1501 INJURY FAIL 84/1689
SEA DOGS 35/1502 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
DUNGEON CELL 2/1707 MASS EFFECT 84/1704
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
3 CREAM OF THE 2/589 126 91 0 58.1 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
4 WRATHMEN 30/727 164 123 2 57.1 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
5 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 493 395 2 55.5 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 9 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 4 4 0 50.0
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 10 THE TAKEN 29/350 197 204 1 49.1
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 11 SCRABBLE 65/1662 70 76 0 47.9
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 SEINFELD 19/1741
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 TREXTRAS 56/1660
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
6 POSSE 65/1388 66 55 2 54.5 12 MADMAN 82/1081 20 22 0 47.6
MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631 STRONGMEN 17/1644
7 GWAR 82/1731 63 55 3 53.4 13 T-3 98/1591 230 258 2 47.1
D.R.I. 21/1471 MMM BEER!! 13/1710
FEAR FACTORY 61/666 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
FEAR FACTORY 82/1729 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723 SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730 SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714 U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701
EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1712 U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
8 QUEEN 9/1629 586 581 6 50.2 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
TRIBE 24/1648 14 WE GOT GAME 46/1695 19 22 0 46.3
B.I.G. 32/1683 ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
RUN DMC 1/1626 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
ARE YOU ? 22/1647 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725
BIG SHOTS 28/1739 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
BLUE NOTE 12/1642 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 57/1726
CRITICALS 75/1635 15 TREKKERS 29/1534 208 248 4 45.6
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
I WANT YOU 3/1699 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 566 903 11 38.5
THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564 18 UPSTARTS 1/1706 3 9 0 25.0
16 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708 20 26 0 43.5 VANGUARD 21/1715
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717 19-LYRIC LEGEN 30/1740 0 1 0 0.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I wrote this in my sleep, take it as you find it.
Greetings, warriors of HOME GUARD! Once again I've been called out of
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spy reporting. What's with HAMMERHEAD?
He actually beat RUN DMC's RUN'S HOUSE, and walked away with 65 more points from the
fight. Laughs were big at SEA DOGS while they watched HAMMERHEAD clobber RUN'S
HOUSE. He lost 37 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.
Apparently HOME GUARD isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought. The
Dreaded Captain Of The Guard got 3 challenges this turn! Another fighter (ONUPHRE
43-67-1) challenged another Captain of the Guard (BURIED TREASURE 45-15-0). Life
goes on. Try as he might, ONUPHRE wasn't good enough at persuading BURIED TREASURE
to step down from the Captain of the Guard's throne... Advice to fighters with a 1
will--give up fighting!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the
feeling of being in the most avoided team! (I was a host in myself.) Don't fall out
of practive, SEA DOGS! In my day, no team with a 106-65-0 would scare me off!
What's the problem, ONE MAN GANG? TALIB KWELI didn't quite know what to make of a
challenge he received from FEZZIK of MAX'S MIRACLE, who is 18 points below him.
FEZZIK perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he lost to TALIB KWELI and ended up
with 95 recognition points. I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of
fights that MOE gets in. He fights people like HOFFA, 13 points below. I thought
MOE showed great skill and promise when he bested HOFFA. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to
go...
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
The end of another Spy report! That's cause for celebration in my book! Time for my
medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
Eighty-nine fights (I figure that's mostly tourney prep), nine challenges, eight
standbys, twelve fights each were action-packed or exciting, one death. Nobody
talking, that's why I was asleep.
The death:
RUN'S HOUSE (1-8735) (24-14-2,168) of RUN DMC fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (54-
64-2,115) of SEA DOGS. RUN'S HOUSE was slaughtered by HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute
mismatched fight. Amazing what you can do with a hammer to the head.
WYLE E. CYOTEE (1-442) (20-12-0,62) of UPSTARTS challenged CHIRON (17-4235) (22-
22-3,62) of STRONGMEN. Straight across. WYLE E. CYOTEE was savagely defeated by
CHIRON in a 3 minute Challenge match. At least it wasn't easy, or one-sided.
FRANK N. STEIN (1-513) (26-13-0,83) of UPSTARTS challenged RED SPECIAL (9-5720)
(27-13-0,89) of QUEEN. Up 6. FRANK N. STEIN was defeated by RED SPECIAL in an
action packed 2 minute Challenge duel. See where it says Red is Special? Believe
it.
FRAN TIC (1-520) (19-17-2,76) of UPSTARTS challenged KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) (23-
21-1,81) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT!. Up 5. FRAN TIC was vanquished by KID DYNAMITE in a 2
minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel. I notice the Upstarts doing a lot of
challenging here, that's good. I don't find the manager's name in my Little Black
Book, but I salute him anyway.
MOE (1-440) (18-15-0,58) of UPSTARTS challenged HOFFA (18-9369) (37-121-0,45) of
ARROGANCE. Down 13. MOE outwaited HOFFA in a popular 11 minute gruesome Challenge
competition. What stamina!
FEZZIK (45-814) (22-11-0,100) of MAX'S MIRACLE challenged TALIB KWELI (42-4631)
(30-58-0,118) of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP. Up 18. FEZZIK was vanquished by TALIB KWELI
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Fezzik just got hiphopped all over.
SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (23-19-1,127) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT challenged DEADLY
FORCE (75-3513) (28-23-0,142) of CRITICALS. Up 15. SLICE CONSTRUCT was bested by
DEADLY FORCE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. Critical sure enough, but so far not
deadly.
GLOBULIZER (8-3973) (23-10-0,173) of WEIRD ALCHEMY challenged JUSTIN CREDIBLE
(21-6514) (29-20-2,180) of D.R.I.. Up 7. GLOBULIZER was devastated by JUSTIN
CREDIBLE in a 4 minute Challenge contest. And the reaction of the Bookies is
embodied in the name of the winner.
LEGIONNAIRE (6-6296) (27-8-1,187) of MACHINES OF WAR challenged TWIGGY RAMEIZ
(82-7105) (26-16-1,192) of FEAR FACTORY II. Up 5. LEGIONNAIRE handily defeated
TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match. Broke him/her/it like a twig.
For the title:
ONUPHRE (31-3385) (43-66-1,212) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! challenged BURIED
TREASURE (33-7722) (44-15-0,288) of SEA DOGS. Up 76. Higher math. ONUPHRE was
devastated by BURIED TREASURE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. Good try,
Onuphre, but not good enough. You need a better treasure map.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 45 15 299 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 71 124 2 243 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 38 22 1 243 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 77 74 1 224 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
KULGAN 56-4268 39 49 3 220 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
WELL DON 16-6079 35 17 216 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 45 49 1 215 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 37 17 214 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 40 33 213 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CERES 99-3866 24 23 4 210 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 28 8 1 206 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 38 30 204 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAVITRON 19-5369 35 10 1 203 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
ONUPHRE 31-3385 43 67 1 198 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 30 20 2 198 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 25 17 1 198 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
ETHER 36-7552 39 26 1 192 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 37 40 191 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 53 40 2 190 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
DAGAN 21-7201 52 39 190 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
ELEVENTH 12-6963 41 31 189 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 95 79 187 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
RUTH 18-10121 50 46 187 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
DROKK 31-4014 35 27 2 187 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
URA GONER 8-5214 29 15 2 185 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 26 17 1 184 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
DAEMYN 71-2940 17 5 183 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
VIPER 36-7544 45 30 181 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 55 64 3 180 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
ERIK 56-3399 47 73 180 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHIV 26-5006 32 22 1 180 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083 27 19 1 178 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 26 26 178 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 37 37 177 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 36 17 1 177 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ONE MIC 36-7580 38 12 1 174 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 38 36 172 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 48 41 170 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 37 23 170 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
SAURON 25-5581 33 15 2 170 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 23 11 169 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975 30 24 1 162 EXTREME AGGRESSION (1712) TALCAMA
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 26 41 4 161 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 44 42 1 160 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
NERO 29-5707 47 53 1 158 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 29 25 3 158 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 39 46 155 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 36 31 155 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
DMX 25-5675 31 23 2 155 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 28 10 155 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
GZA 84-27225 30 11 152 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 31 29 2 151 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 42 50 148 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 29 23 146 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
MR. FROST 82-4399 31 33 1 141 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
XYLOID 65-7141 30 27 1 141 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
JAZI 29-3560 28 11 140 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
FUNKY MONK 84-26803 24 14 3 140 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733) BLACKSTONE
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 39 49 139 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
IMAGINATION 26-4975 26 10 138 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 32 41 131 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 32 20 131 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 24 15 2 131 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 33 32 130 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 31 58 130 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583 31 20 1 129 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 23 20 1 129 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725) ROCANIS
DANG LEN 62-4694 31 21 128 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
JOE MAMA 21-6771 31 16 122 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
ANGEL 75-2193 21 28 122 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 25 16 1 121 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 23 18 2 119 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
CUTPURSE 2-5920 25 9 1 118 DUNGEON CELL (1707) NIANIA
-CHRISTINE 10-2470 25 20 2 115 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 45 43 114 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
BLACK DEATH 5-5364 20 4 1 114 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
BOA 1-8830 26 34 113 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
VULCAN 99-3864 22 24 4 112 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 37 16 111 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
PLYOMETRICS 84-31176 26 14 1 111 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700) BLACKSTONE
DOBBIE 84-30850 25 38 2 109 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
KING RAT 9-5715 31 15 1 105 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
ANDERSON 84-30894 18 12 1 103 MASS EFFECT (1704) BLACKSTONE
SOFA KNEE 84-30839 19 13 1 102 INJURY FAIL (1689) BLACKSTONE
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 35 33 101 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 31 26 2 100 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
MC SHAN 18-10307 28 20 100 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 28 13 100 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
ALBERT KING 6-6821 25 19 100 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 23 20 1 100 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 14 8 7 100 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 12 24 4 100 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
GLORY 35-2429 26 17 98 HERO ALLIANCE (609) MURSKA
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 25 17 95 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
FEZZIK 45-814 22 12 95 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
DROW 81-1774 29 36 1 94 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 25 6 94 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723) NORTH FORK
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 34 30 93 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 27 13 93 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 18 8 93 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 24 21 1 92 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
E-X 33-3176 23 25 92 DEMONSPAWN (1691) NIATOLI ISLAND
HOFFA 18-8478 37 147 1 91 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 18 12 91 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ODB 14-4891 19 18 2 90 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 27 18 2 89 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 23 12 89 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 25 20 87 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
JELLY BELLY 38-5063 28 16 1 86 SHEWISH CANDY (1719) CLIFFHOME
DOLGAN 56-751 29 78 4 85 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
FRANK N. STEIN 1-513 26 14 85 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 24 13 4 82 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 18 15 1 82 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
EDDY 18-10120 15 3 1 82 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
IXION 21-7741 22 25 81 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509 21 9 1 81 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
PRADUS 99-3707 14 13 4 79 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
MERCURY 9-5692 34 19 2 78 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
THE SQUARE 14-4892 26 23 1 78 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
SHINE 29-6009 15 9 78 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
PRAWN STAR 81-2149 19 9 77 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
RIB IAYE 99-4345 9 12 4 77 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732) SOUTH RIDGE
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 30 19 1 76 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
-KEIRA 30-5002 24 12 2 76 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
CHIRON 17-4235 23 22 3 74 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
DROXINE 56-4298 23 31 74 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
BABY BLUE 5-5321 22 8 1 74 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800 22 18 73 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726) ANDOR
UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512 17 10 72 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
EXNUR 21-85 26 14 71 VANGUARD (1715) SUNSET
SNOWMAN 29-3460 25 26 1 70 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 24 23 4 70 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
VIBRANT THING 24-5114 20 6 3 70 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 24 6 1 69 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
FRAN TIC 1-520 19 18 2 68 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
IRON HANDED 75-3508 32 24 1 67 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 29 25 67 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
KINGU 50-3575 17 15 67 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243 12 9 5 67 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686) SYVYN'S HILL
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 19 11 1 66 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714) ZUWAYZA
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 25 22 1 65 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 19 8 65 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963 22 19 1 64 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 20 23 1 64 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 28 16 4 63 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
MOE 1-440 19 15 63 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
GALILEO 9-5706 26 23 2 62 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
COREA 12-7086 19 17 61 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
GUNSLINGER 65-6960 18 5 1 61 POSSE (1388) DAL SHANG
-ANSWER PACK 2-5953 17 8 2 61 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 15 7 61 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 27 10 60 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
MARY MARY 1-8872 27 40 1 59 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442 20 13 58 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 26 37 57 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
KRAIT 56-4344 18 16 56 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 24 47 1 55 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
TAL 46-3106 17 17 2 55 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 20 9 54 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 24 18 2 52 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
COSMO 19-4498 18 9 52 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 15 21 52 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
-BABA O'RILEY 30-1423 16 5 50 LYRIC LEGENDS (1740) IAYE
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775 22 12 1 49 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
RAVAGE 29-4444 22 21 1 48 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
OOZING MY MIND 84-50273 16 11 47 U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701) BLACKSTONE
SIERRA 13-5616 22 7 46 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
HOFFA 18-9369 37 122 43 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
RUMPLE 25-5755 14 14 42 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 9 17 5 42 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
TEQUILA 28-5341 18 6 1 41 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 19 15 32 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907 20 42 1 31 LAST WALTZ (1734) BLACKSTONE
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 39 23 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 24 15 2 RUN DMC 1626 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 654
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ONUPHRE was devastated by BURIED TREASURE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
LEGIONNAIRE handily defeated TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GLOBULIZER was devastated by JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 4 minute Challenge contest.
SLICE CONSTRUCT was bested by DEADLY FORCE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FEZZIK was vanquished by TALIB KWELI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOE outwaited HOFFA in a popular 11 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
FRAN TIC was vanquished by KID DYNAMITE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
FRANK N. STEIN was defeated by RED SPECIAL in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
WYLE E. CYOTEE was savagely defeated by CHIRON in a 3 minute Challenge match.
B'ZIADUL overpowered ELEVENTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
ASSUR handily defeated LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SURLY DECKHAND devastated SKIP JAMES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DAGAN was handily defeated by KULGAN in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
DROKK was vanquished by KURT COBAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
SURGEON OF DEMISE was bested by ETHER in a popular 1 minute brawl.
VIPER was beaten by LORD'S PRAYER in a exciting 1 minute match.
SHE'S A JAR savagely defeated SHIV in a popular 3 minute bloody match.
BRITISH SEA POWER devastated SAURON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CERES overpowered SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC lost to URA GONER in a 2 minute bloody fray.
NAKED LUNCH was defeated by RUTH in a 3 minute match.
MANNY LEHMAN overpowered LONG-NECKED LARRY in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
WELL DON vanquished ONE MIC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ERIK lost to GOPHER BAROQUE in a action packed 6 minute gruesome bout.
GRAVITRON savagely defeated CHOPPED RABBIT in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
STORMCROWE PIE vanquished KING RAT in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
HARBOR MASTER vanquished DIZZY GILLESPIE in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
TICK ... TOCK defeated KICK INTHE TEETH in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
DAEMYN overpowered HERO SANDWICH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
RUN'S HOUSE was slaughtered by HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was narrowly defeated by DMX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
GZA slimly lost to KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
NERO handily defeated MAUL ON WHEELS in a 1 minute uneven match.
IMAGINATION beat BIG BILL BROONZY in a action packed 1 minute bout.
MR. CHUCK was overpowered by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GARLIC ARAOI was handily defeated by NINJA FERD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
JAZI was narrowly defeated by AGENT OF BRUTALITY in a action packed 2 minute duel.
SAND MAGGOT bested ALBERT KING in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
ARTHUR DENT handily defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 5 minute mismatched fight.
DOBBIE was handily defeated by DANG LEN in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
XYLOID beat INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 2 minute brutal fight.
GAG HALFRUNT savagely defeated MR. FROST in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
FUNKY MONK viciously subdued JOE MAMA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
CUTPURSE was demolished by SUBPRIME RIB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
DEEP BLUE was subdued by ANGEL in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
BAD BORSCHT devastated MC SHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ARCHERS OF LOAF demolished BOA in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
DROW was devastated by PLYOMETRICS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRAWN STAR was bested by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 1 minute brawl.
ODB was beaten by FLESH HUNTER in a action packed 4 minute bout.
BLACK DEATH devastated MERCURY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BABY BLUE was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a 2 minute brutal contest.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA beat DOLGAN in a 2 minute fight.
SUICIDE KING won victory over PRADUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
GLORY luckily beat KINGU in a 2 minute conflict.
COLOSSEUM HALLS overpowered GUNSLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SOFA KNEE overpowered ZENSU LASAGNA in a action packed 2 minute one-sided brawl.
SLITHERING IDIOT overpowered JANIS JOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANDERSON overpowered SEYMORE GUTTS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
VULCAN overpowered VIBRANT THING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
FLAME SPIDER overpowered RUMPLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
TOCK .. TICK won victory over TAL in a exciting 3 minute contest.
FRONTAL ASSAULT was overpowered by ROBERT JOHNSON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KRAIT was overpowered by PAID IN FULL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DROXINE was bested by 56TH AND WABASHA in a 2 minute duel.
CAPTURED PORK devastated GALILEO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IRON HANDED was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY demolished MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNTAMED BERZERKER handily defeated SIERRA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LATE AFTERNOON viciously subdued EXNUR in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
THE HAMILTONS was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DOUBLE TRUE was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
JELLY BELLY overpowered JACK OF HEARTS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided contest.
SAVAGE BEATING was savagely defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a 5 minute gory match.
SADDAM A GO-GO overcame LEAD BELLY in a 2 minute fight.
E-X demolished SYCAMORE STYLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided fray.
MARY MARY was savagely defeated by SNOWMAN in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
SHINE viciously subdued JOY OF LOSING in a action packed 2 minute gruesome match.
CRIPPLE CREEK was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAVAGE was overcome by SILVER SEAS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
OOZING MY MIND was demolished by BLIND BLAKE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLACKBERRY was defeated by BICYCLE RACE in a 2 minute competition.
INNARD SKINARD was viciously subdued by IXION in a popular 11 minute brutal fight.
TEQUILA overpowered FRANKIE in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
RIB IAYE overpowered ARCHED EYELID in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
COSMO was vanquished by THE SQUARE in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PUTRID DEFILER was viciously subdued by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 4 minute struggle.
EDDY overpowered COREA in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven brawl.
DRAGON FRUIT overcame ORGAN GRINDER in a 1 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 46 STRIKING ATTACK 68 - 48 - 2 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 35 PARRY-LUNGE 45 - 35 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 16 LUNGING ATTACK 155 - 129 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 16 PARRY-RIPOSTE 24 - 20 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 SLASHING ATTACK 65 - 57 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 WALL OF STEEL 66 - 73 - 1 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 216 - 253 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 65 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 TOTAL PARRY 44 - 53 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 PARRY-STRIKE 23 - 40 - 0 37 |
Turn 654 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 4 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 14 AIMED BLOW 19 - 27 3 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 7 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 10 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 6
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 45 15 0 299 SEA DOGS (1501)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 71 124 2 243 ARROGANCE (755)
LUNGING ATTACK B'ZIADUL 71-3311 38 22 1 243 WRATHMEN XIV (1581)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 35 17 0 216 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
SLASHING ATTACK KURT COBAIN 46-4253 40 33 0 213 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
STRIKING ATTACK JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 30 20 2 198 D.R.I. (1471)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 95 79 0 187 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 50 46 0 187 SHEPHERDS (1713)
WALL OF STEEL KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 38 36 0 172 FEAR FACTORY (666)
PARRY-LUNGE CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 37 23 0 170 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The most popular warrior
this turn was KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173. The ten other most popular fighters were
ERIK 56-3399, JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514, GZA 84-27225, ALBERT KING 6-6821, ARTHUR DENT
11-7305, INNARD SKINARD 98-3573, HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401, KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372,
MR. FROST 82-4399, and ODB 14-4891.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369. The other ten least popular
fighters were ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348, FRANKIE 13-5579, OOZING MY MIND 84--15263,
CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907, JOY OF LOSING 12-6600, THE HAMILTONS 41-4653, SIERRA 13-5616,
GALILEO 9-5706, KRAIT 56-4344, and VIBRANT THING 24-5114.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 6 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 1 3 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 5 0
KALTOS(5) 2 2 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 4 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 LAPUR(29) 3 2 0 JURINE(61) 4 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 3 0 ARVAT(32) 2 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 4 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 4 1 1 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 3 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 4 0 JHANS(36) 1 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 1 4 0
WILLAF(16) 2 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 5 4 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 7 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 4 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 2 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 3 1 0
SUNSET(21) 3 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 24 15 2 131 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 95 79 0 187 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 15 21 0 52 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
BLACK DEATH 5-5364 20 4 1 114 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 28 8 1 206 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 25 17 0 95 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
URA GONER 8-5214 29 15 2 185 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
KING RAT 9-5715 31 15 1 105 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 37 16 0 111 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 39 46 0 155 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 41 31 0 189 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
SIERRA 13-5616 22 7 0 46 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
ODB 14-4891 19 18 2 90 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 35 17 0 216 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
CHIRON 17-4235 23 22 3 74 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
ASSUR 18-7821 71 124 2 243 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 35 10 1 203 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 77 74 1 224 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 26 26 0 178 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 28 10 0 155 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 33 15 2 170 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 32 22 1 180 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
TEQUILA 28-5341 18 6 1 41 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
NERO 29-5707 47 53 1 158 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ONUPHRE 31-3385 43 67 1 198 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 37 17 0 214 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 45 15 0 299 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 25 17 1 198 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
ETHER 36-7552 39 26 1 192 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 42 50 0 148 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 23 12 0 89 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 31 58 0 130 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 32 20 0 131 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 22 12 0 95 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 40 33 0 213 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 25 6 0 94 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 17 15 0 67 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 45 49 1 215 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
KULGAN 56-4268 39 49 3 220 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800 22 18 0 73 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726) ANDOR
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 48 41 0 170 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 38 36 0 172 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 31 21 0 128 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
XYLOID 65-7141 30 27 1 141 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 38 22 1 243 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 53 40 2 190 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 37 37 0 177 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 44 42 1 160 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 26 17 1 184 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
GZA 84-27225 30 11 0 152 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 12 24 4 100 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 14 8 7 100 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
CERES 99-3866 24 23 4 210 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE