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Date   : 01/28/2015    Duedate: 02/10/2015

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DM 101    TURN 655

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691    49   27   0 64.5      RUN DMC 1/1626
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713      6    4   0 60.0      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
  3 SEA DOGS 18/426     1032  724   9 58.8      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            CRITICALS 75/1635
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            I WANT YOU 3/1699
    DUNGEON CELL 2/1707                         PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         AL BUMS II 84/1636
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719                       HIGHWAY 61 84/1744
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       LAST WALTZ 84/1734
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724                      INJURY FAIL 84/1689
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      MASS EFFECT 84/1704
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
  4 CREAM OF THE  2/589  127   91   0 58.3      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
  5 WRATHMEN XI 71/1581  165  126   2 56.7      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
  6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    497  403   2 55.2      BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685              11 THE TAKEN 29/350     199  207   1 49.0
  7 POSSE 65/1388         66   58   2 53.2      RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    BLACK COLOSSUS 46/1742                      HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
    MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631                   12 SCRABBLE 65/1662      73   80   0 47.7
  8 GWAR 82/1731          68   64   3 51.5      SEINFELD 19/1741
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              TREXTRAS 56/1660
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697                         OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    WHO DA MAN? 12/1672                      13 T-3 98/1591          236  263   2 47.3
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                        MMM BEER!! 13/1710
    BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723                      SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730                     SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714                    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1712                  YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
  9 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   24   23   1 51.1      SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    ONE MAN GANG 35/1718                        SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721                       U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701
    ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725                      U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694                   SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 57/1726                14 TREKKERS 29/1534     211  251   4 45.7
 10 QUEEN 9/1629         623  614   6 50.4      BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    TRIBE 24/1648                               MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
 15 MADMAN 82/1081        20   25   0 44.4   17 ARROGANCE 18/755     566  906  11 38.5
    STRONGMEN 17/1644                        18-UPSTARTS 1/1706        3    9   0 25.0
    RESTRICTIONS 82/1743                        VANGUARD 21/1715
 16-WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   20   26   0 43.5   19-LYRIC LEGEN 30/1740    0    1   0  0.0
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Snide Clemens turned up and was totally unwelcome, even though I didn't want to
do the spy report myself.  One of those days, you know, when NOTHING you might do
seems worth doing.  But better me than Snide.
     So... significant point movements:  Double True went up 47, Maiden Hair Pasta
went down 41.  Same fight.
     Eighty-eight fights, five challenges (nobody got "most"), no avoids, one death,
eleven standbys.

I give you the challenges, the death, and the title fight:
     TAL (46-3106) (17-17-2,55) of WE GOT GAME challenged KRAIT (56-4344) (18-16-
0,56) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  Up 1.  TAL bested KRAIT in a 2 minute Challenge duel.  And
that's a check for Krait.  Where would a serpent go on a chessboard?  Somewhere
between the pawns and the bishop, I think, and it would not move in a straight line.
     SUICIDE KING (35-3104) (23-20-1,100) of ONE MAN GANG challenged GLORY (35-2429)
(26-17-0,98) of HERO ALLIANCE.  Down 2.  SUICIDE KING overpowered GLORY in a 2 minute
mismatched Challenge match.  Suicide yes, ignominious defeat no.  Good work, King.
     FEZZIK (45-814) (22-12-0,95) of MAX'S MIRACLE challenged ALBERT KING (6-6821)
(25-19-0,100) of BLACK AND BLUES.  Up 5.  FEZZIK butchered ALBERT KING in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge contest.  This is, obviously, the death.  Whether it signifies
anything more than you can see, I don't know.
     KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) (24-21-1,92) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! challenged CAPTURED
PORK (47-7581) (18-8-0,93) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  Up 1.  KID DYNAMITE was demolished by
CAPTURED PORK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Ah... try a different
strategy next time?
     SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (23-20-1,129) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT challenged DIZZY
GILLESPIE (12-5792) (39-49-0,139) of BLUE NOTE.  Up 10.  SLICE CONSTRUCT viciously
subdued DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Somehow I picture slice
perched on the rim of a glass beaded with condensation, and I know why Gillespie is
dizzy.

For the title:
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (45-15-0,299) of SEA DOGS fought BRITISH SEA POWER
(32-5370) (37-17-0,214) of COLLEGE RADIO.  BURIED TREASURE overpowered BRITISH SEA
POWER in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.  Doesn't look like the treasure is
going to get dug up this month.  Maybe if you gave us a map, I mean a column, next
time?

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      46  15     320  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       78  74  1  244  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 KULGAN 56-4268               40  49  3  231  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          41  33     225  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     54  40  2  215  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        96  79     210  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          38  37     210  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          39  30     207  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           56  64  3  204  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERIK 56-3399                 48  73     202  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 VIPER 36-7544                46  30     201  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      31  20  2  200  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 RUTH 18-10121                51  46     198  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
-ONUPHRE 31-3385              43  67  1  198  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    37  18     198  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             38  23  1  195  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 SHIV 26-5006                 33  22  1  194  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 CERES 99-3866                24  24  4  192  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 DAEMYN 71-2940               18   5     192  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 ONE MIC 36-7580              39  12  1  191  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 WELL DON 16-6079             35  18     191  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         45  50  1  190  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           28   9  1  189  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
-DROKK 31-4014                35  27  2  187  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            37  41     186  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        27  17  1  186  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       37  17  1  185  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ASSUR 18-7821                71 125  2  184  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         37  31     183  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 DMX 25-5675                  32  23  2  183  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        25  18  1  179  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            35  11  1  178  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         45  42  1  177  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 ETHER 36-7552                39  27  1  176  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DAGAN 21-7201                52  40     175  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       37  24     173  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         48  42     172  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             41  32     170  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      33  20     170  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    43  50     169  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 FUNKY MONK 84-26803          25  14  3  169  BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733)   BLACKSTONE
-GLOBULIZER 8-3973            23  11     169  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    26  27     168  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 URA GONER 8-5214             29  16  2  167  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 NERO 29-5707                 48  53  1  165  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975   30  25  1  164  EXTREME AGGRESSION (1712)  TALCAMA
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          39  47     163  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       26  42  4  163  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          32  58     158  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     29  26  3  158  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083    27  20  1  158  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          32  29  2  156  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     38  37     155  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 GZA 84-27225                 31  11     154  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      34  32     146  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364           21   4  1  146  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 SAURON 25-5581               33  16  2  143  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 JAZI 29-3560                 29  11     142  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      24  20  1  142  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725)      ROCANIS
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    32  20  1  140  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 FEZZIK 45-814                23  12  1  139  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021        28  11     137  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 VULCAN 99-3864               23  24  4  135  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           20  13  1  134  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       36  33     133  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 KING RAT 9-5715              32  15  1  133  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     38  16     132  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 ANGEL 75-2193                21  29     131  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      39  50     130  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             31  17     129  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CUTPURSE 2-5920              26   9  1  128  DUNGEON CELL (1707)        NIANIA
 MR. FROST 82-4399            31  34  1  126  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         29  24     124  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           24  16  2  123  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          45  44     122  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 XYLOID 65-7141               30  28  1  122  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         27  14  1  122  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700)   BLACKSTONE
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          25  17  1  122  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 E-X 33-3176                  24  25     122  DEMONSPAWN (1691)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 DOBBIE 84-30850              25  39  2  119  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 BOA 1-8830                   27  34     118  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        23  19  2  118  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          26  11     116  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         24  20  1  115  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         13  24  4  112  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 DANG LEN 62-4694             31  22     110  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         26   6     109  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581        19   8     106  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             32  26  2  102  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           29  13     102  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      32  42     101  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ANDERSON 84-30894            18  13  1  101  MASS EFFECT (1704)         BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MC SHAN 18-10307             28  21     100  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           28  18  2   99  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   22   9  1   98  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ODB 14-4891                  20  18  2   98  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      35  30      96  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       28  13      95  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       18  13      95  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 DOLGAN 56-751                30  78  4   93  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     25  13  4   92  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 EDDY 18-10120                16   3  1   92  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLORY 35-2429                26  18      90  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           25  20      90  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        13   9  5   90  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 MERCURY 9-5692               35  19  2   89  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        31  19  1   89  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       26  20      89  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          25  18  2   89  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          16   7      88  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 SNOWMAN 29-3460              26  26  1   87  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 PRADUS 99-3707               15  13  4   86  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 MARY MARY 1-8872             28  40  1   85  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-FRANK N. STEIN 1-513         26  14      85  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         24  22  1   85  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 IXION 21-7741                23  25      85  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             23   8  1   84  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          30  25      83  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         25   6  1   83  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          28  17  1   82  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME
 FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800      23  18      82  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726)   ANDOR
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           27  23  1   80  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          20  15      79  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
-SHINE 29-6009                15   9      78  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       23  13      75  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           19  10      74  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512    18  10      74  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           21   9      72  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
-EXNUR 21-85                  26  14      71  VANGUARD (1715)            SUNSET
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        25  23  1   71  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       24  24  4   71  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          18  16  1   71  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 RIB IAYE 99-4345              9  13  4   71  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 GUNSLINGER 65-6960           18   6  1   70  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 DROW 81-1774                 29  37  1   69  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 CHIRON 17-4235               23  23  3   69  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
-PULLED ORC 45-4702           19  11  1   69  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       20  11  1   68  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714)    ZUWAYZA
-FRAN TIC 1-520               19  18  2   68  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      17  11      68  U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701)      BLACKSTONE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            14   9  7   68  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          32  25  1   66  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       26  38      66  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       23  19  1   66  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 NO SMOKING 82-625            18  11  4   66  RESTRICTIONS (1743)        DWES EG
 GALILEO 9-5706               26  24  2   65  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        25  47  1   65  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         20  24  1   65  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 HOFFA 18-8478                37 148  1   64  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DROXINE 56-4298              23  32      63  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
-MOE 1-440                    19  15      63  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 TAL 46-3106                  18  17  2   63  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 KINGU 50-3575                17  16      63  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
-ANSWER PACK 2-5953           17   8  2   61  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       28  17  4   60  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        27  11      60  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        20   7  3   60  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ROCK RHYMES 1-9121           19   3      59  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442         20  13      58  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 COREA 12-7086                19  18      55  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     25  18      54  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          19   9      54  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         15  22      54  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DEATHSCAR 46-3989            17   4  1   53  BLACK COLOSSUS (1742)      ARDIVENT
 RAVAGE 29-4444               22  22  1   52  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         22  13  1   50  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 COSMO 19-4498                18  10      50  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 KRAIT 56-4344                18  17      50  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
-BABA O'RILEY 30-1423         16   5      50  LYRIC LEGENDS (1740)       IAYE
 SIERRA 13-5616               22   8      48  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            9  18  5   45  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         17  22      41  HIGHWAY 61 (1744)          BLACKSTONE
 TEQUILA 28-5341              18   7  1   38  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 HOFFA 18-9369                37 123      36  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  40      31  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907       20  43  1   26  LAST WALTZ (1734)          BLACKSTONE
 RUMPLE 25-5755               14  15      26  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
ALBERT KING 6-6821        25  20  0 BLACK AND BLUES 1632   FEZZIK 45-814             655

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLICE CONSTRUCT viciously subdued DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KID DYNAMITE was demolished by CAPTURED PORK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FEZZIK butchered ALBERT KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SUICIDE KING overpowered GLORY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TAL bested KRAIT in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered BRITISH SEA POWER in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
MANNY LEHMAN was handily defeated by KULGAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
KURT COBAIN vanquished CERES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
ASSUR was vanquished by VIPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WELL DON was overpowered by SURLY DECKHAND in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
B'ZIADUL was luckily beaten by GOPHER BAROQUE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute match.
URA GONER was bested by DMX in a exciting 1 minute battle.
TWIGGY RAMEIZ outwaited ARTHUR DENT in a crowd pleasing 10 minute bloody bout.
SHE'S A JAR overpowered AGENT OF BRUTALITY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LORD'S PRAYER was devastated by HAMMERHEAD in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
DAGAN was devastated by ERIK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ELEVENTH was defeated by GAG HALFRUNT in a 2 minute bout.
ETHER was demolished by OSWALD ORC in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR handily defeated LEGIONNAIRE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SKIP JAMES was beaten by SHIV in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
DAEMYN savagely defeated TICK ... TOCK in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fray.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE devastated STORMCROWE PIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRAVITRON was overpowered by NAKED LUNCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUTH won victory over CHOPPED RABBIT in a popular 6 minute fight.
HARBOR MASTER demolished KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ONE MIC vanquished OSWALD ORC in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was viciously subdued by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 3 minute duel.
SUBPRIME RIB savagely defeated CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a action packed 3 minute duel.
BAD BORSCHT overpowered MAUL ON WHEELS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HERO SANDWICH was defeated by TALIB KWELI in a 2 minute bout.
SAURON was overpowered by ARCHERS OF LOAF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SURGEON OF DEMISE was subdued by FUNKY MONK in a 2 minute contest.
GZA won victory over ANGEL in a 2 minute fight.
NERO bested JOE MAMA in a exciting 4 minute battle.
INCREDIBLE SPEED was devastated by E-X in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JAZI savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
BOA savagely defeated HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
RUN'S HOUSE lost to SLITHERING IDIOT in a 2 minute bout.
COLOSSEUM HALLS overcame IMAGINATION in a 2 minute match.
XYLOID was overcome by VULCAN in a 2 minute duel.
CUTPURSE overpowered ANDERSON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEADLY FORCE was vanquished by BLACK DEATH in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
DANG LEN was vanquished by KING RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BIG BILL BROONZY overpowered MR. FROST in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SAND MAGGOT was viciously subdued by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a exciting 3 minute match.
SOFA KNEE savagely defeated SLICK STEPHAN in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
DOBBIE was savagely defeated by KATRINA in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
PLYOMETRICS vanquished FAST-FINGERS FRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
HOFFA was overpowered by MARY MARY in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
GARLIC ARAOI overpowered THE HAMILTONS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched bout.
MR. CHUCK was overpowered by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FLESH HUNTER luckily beat MC SHAN in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
RED SPECIAL subdued GUNSLINGER in a 1 minute battle.
ROBERT JOHNSON viciously subdued SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 3 minute gory brawl.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was vanquished by DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DROW was handily defeated by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DEEP BLUE overpowered FLAME SPIDER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET slimly won victory over JOY OF LOSING in a 4 minute battle.
FRANKIE was viciously subdued by ROCK RHYMES in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
SIERRA was demolished by MERCURY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
ODB overpowered CHIRON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
IRON HANDED was unbelievably bested by PRADUS in a 2 minute match.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY savagely defeated JELLY BELLY in a action packed 2 minute battle.
UNTAMED BERZERKER overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
COREA was devastated by FRONTAL ASSAULT in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
THE SQUARE savagely defeated RAVAGE in a 2 minute gory fight.
ZENSU LASAGNA devastated HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute mismatched duel.
PRAWN STAR was overcome by JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute match.
NO SMOKING was demolished by BLIND BLAKE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
JACK OF HEARTS defeated BLACKBERRY in a 3 minute fight.
56TH AND WABASHA vanquished RIB IAYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
SADDAM A GO-GO won victory over GALILEO in a 2 minute match.
TOCK .. TICK lost to OOZING MY MIND in a 2 minute fight.
PAID IN FULL overpowered DEATHSCAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DROXINE was viciously subdued by LEAD BELLY in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
CRIPPLE CREEK was devastated by HERMY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
GEORGIA SAM was demolished by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
DOLGAN demolished COSMO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
INNARD SKINARD was savagely defeated by IXION in a exciting 8 minute gruesome match.
SEYMORE GUTTS won victory over LATE AFTERNOON in a 2 minute match.
KINGU was vanquished by BABY BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
EDDY vanquished ARCHED EYELID in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
DRAGON FRUIT was savagely defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a 3 minute gory bout.
PUTRID DEFILER defeated ORGAN GRINDER in a 2 minute competition.
VIBRANT THING was handily defeated by SNOWMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUMPLE was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TEQUILA was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SYCAMORE STYLE was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute gruesome contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      47         STRIKING ATTACK   73 -  49 -  2      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  33         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  19 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         SLASHING ATTACK   66 -  55 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         LUNGING ATTACK   161 - 135 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-LUNGE       39 -  39 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW       221 - 249 -  2      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         BASHING ATTACK    57 -  67 -  4      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  54 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         WALL OF STEEL     64 -  80 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      24 -  39 -  0      38  |

Turn 655 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     7 -  8         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 18         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        24 - 23     WALL OF STEEL      4 - 12         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  7         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BURIED TREASURE 33-7722    46  15  0  320 SEA DOGS (1501)
BASHING ATTACK   SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568     78  74  1  244 SEA DOGS (1446)
LUNGING ATTACK   KULGAN 56-4268             40  49  3  231 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        41  33  0  225 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      96  79  0  210 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
STRIKING ATTACK  VIPER 36-7544              46  30  0  201 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              51  46  0  198 SHEPHERDS (1713)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           35  18  0  191 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     37  24  0  173 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
WALL OF STEEL    KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372   38  37  0  155 FEAR FACTORY (666)

The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was B'ZIADUL 71-3311.  The ten other most popular fighters were MC SHAN 
18-10307, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, BOA 1-8830, HIGHWAY GAMBLER 
5-5401, DAEMYN 71-2940, JAZI 29-3560, SHIV 26-5006, NERO 29-5707, and WOMAN AT THE 
WELL 18-8583.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RUMPLE 25-5755, KINGU 50-3575, GEORGIA SAM 84--32598, DEATHSCAR 
46-3989, DROW 81-1774, INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476, SAURON 25-5581, MAUL ON WHEELS 
2-2938, KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173, and LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  4 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  2 0  LAPUR(29)            3  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  4 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  4 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  4 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 1  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  5 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      36  33  0  133  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       96  79  0  210  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348        15  22  0   54  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364          21   4  1  146  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296          28   9  1  189  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         18  16  1   71  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            29  16  2  167  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 KING RAT 9-5715             32  15  1  133  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105    38  16  0  132  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416        37  31  0  183  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            41  32  0  170  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              22   8  0   48  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 ODB 14-4891                 20  18  2   98  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            35  18  0  191  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401          21   9  0   72  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               51  46  0  198  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           35  11  1  178  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      78  74  1  244  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   26  27  0  168  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021       28  11  0  137  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 DMX 25-5675                 32  23  2  183  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                33  22  1  194  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             18   7  1   38  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 NERO 29-5707                48  53  1  165  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   37  18  0  198  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     46  15  0  320  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129          56  64  3  204  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIPER 36-7544               46  30  0  201  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   43  50  0  169  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         20  15  0   79  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631         32  58  0  158  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     33  20  0  170  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 FEZZIK 45-814               23  12  1  139  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         41  33  0  225  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        26   6  0  109  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               17  16  0   63  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        45  50  1  190  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 KULGAN 56-4268              40  49  3  231  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800     23  18  0   82  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726)   ANDOR
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362      37  24  0  173  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      26  42  4  163  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            31  22  0  110  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              30  28  1  122  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            38  23  1  195  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85    54  40  2  215  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         38  37  0  210  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567        45  42  1  177  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105       27  17  1  186  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 FUNKY MONK 84-26803         25  14  3  169  BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733)   BLACKSTONE
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        13  24  4  112  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243       13   9  5   90  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 CERES 99-3866               24  24  4  192  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

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