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Date : 01/28/2015 Duedate: 02/10/2015
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 655
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691 49 27 0 64.5 RUN DMC 1/1626
2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 6 4 0 60.0 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
3 SEA DOGS 18/426 1032 724 9 58.8 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
SEA DOGS 21/1446 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
SEA DOGS 33/1501 CRITICALS 75/1635
SEA DOGS 35/1502 I WANT YOU 3/1699
DUNGEON CELL 2/1707 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 AL BUMS II 84/1636
SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719 HIGHWAY 61 84/1744
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 LAST WALTZ 84/1734
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 STILLMATIC 36/1652
SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724 INJURY FAIL 84/1689
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 MASS EFFECT 84/1704
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
4 CREAM OF THE 2/589 127 91 0 58.3 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
5 WRATHMEN XI 71/1581 165 126 2 56.7 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 497 403 2 55.2 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685 11 THE TAKEN 29/350 199 207 1 49.0
7 POSSE 65/1388 66 58 2 53.2 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
BLACK COLOSSUS 46/1742 HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631 12 SCRABBLE 65/1662 73 80 0 47.7
8 GWAR 82/1731 68 64 3 51.5 SEINFELD 19/1741
D.R.I. 21/1471 TREXTRAS 56/1660
FEAR FACTORY 61/666 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 13 T-3 98/1591 236 263 2 47.3
FEAR FACTORY 82/1729 MMM BEER!! 13/1710
BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1712 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
9 WE GOT GAME 46/1695 24 23 1 51.1 SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
ONE MAN GANG 35/1718 SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721 U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701
ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725 U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 57/1726 14 TREKKERS 29/1534 211 251 4 45.7
10 QUEEN 9/1629 623 614 6 50.4 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
TRIBE 24/1648 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
B.I.G. 32/1683 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
15 MADMAN 82/1081 20 25 0 44.4 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 566 906 11 38.5
STRONGMEN 17/1644 18-UPSTARTS 1/1706 3 9 0 25.0
RESTRICTIONS 82/1743 VANGUARD 21/1715
16-WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708 20 26 0 43.5 19-LYRIC LEGEN 30/1740 0 1 0 0.0
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Snide Clemens turned up and was totally unwelcome, even though I didn't want to
do the spy report myself. One of those days, you know, when NOTHING you might do
seems worth doing. But better me than Snide.
So... significant point movements: Double True went up 47, Maiden Hair Pasta
went down 41. Same fight.
Eighty-eight fights, five challenges (nobody got "most"), no avoids, one death,
eleven standbys.
I give you the challenges, the death, and the title fight:
TAL (46-3106) (17-17-2,55) of WE GOT GAME challenged KRAIT (56-4344) (18-16-
0,56) of SERPENTS' HOLD. Up 1. TAL bested KRAIT in a 2 minute Challenge duel. And
that's a check for Krait. Where would a serpent go on a chessboard? Somewhere
between the pawns and the bishop, I think, and it would not move in a straight line.
SUICIDE KING (35-3104) (23-20-1,100) of ONE MAN GANG challenged GLORY (35-2429)
(26-17-0,98) of HERO ALLIANCE. Down 2. SUICIDE KING overpowered GLORY in a 2 minute
mismatched Challenge match. Suicide yes, ignominious defeat no. Good work, King.
FEZZIK (45-814) (22-12-0,95) of MAX'S MIRACLE challenged ALBERT KING (6-6821)
(25-19-0,100) of BLACK AND BLUES. Up 5. FEZZIK butchered ALBERT KING in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge contest. This is, obviously, the death. Whether it signifies
anything more than you can see, I don't know.
KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) (24-21-1,92) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! challenged CAPTURED
PORK (47-7581) (18-8-0,93) of SHEWISH BUFFET. Up 1. KID DYNAMITE was demolished by
CAPTURED PORK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Ah... try a different
strategy next time?
SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (23-20-1,129) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT challenged DIZZY
GILLESPIE (12-5792) (39-49-0,139) of BLUE NOTE. Up 10. SLICE CONSTRUCT viciously
subdued DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Somehow I picture slice
perched on the rim of a glass beaded with condensation, and I know why Gillespie is
dizzy.
For the title:
BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (45-15-0,299) of SEA DOGS fought BRITISH SEA POWER
(32-5370) (37-17-0,214) of COLLEGE RADIO. BURIED TREASURE overpowered BRITISH SEA
POWER in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle. Doesn't look like the treasure is
going to get dug up this month. Maybe if you gave us a map, I mean a column, next
time?
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 46 15 320 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 78 74 1 244 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
KULGAN 56-4268 40 49 3 231 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 41 33 225 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 54 40 2 215 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 96 79 210 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 38 37 210 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 39 30 207 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 56 64 3 204 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ERIK 56-3399 48 73 202 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
VIPER 36-7544 46 30 201 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 31 20 2 200 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
RUTH 18-10121 51 46 198 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
-ONUPHRE 31-3385 43 67 1 198 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 37 18 198 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 38 23 1 195 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
SHIV 26-5006 33 22 1 194 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
CERES 99-3866 24 24 4 192 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
DAEMYN 71-2940 18 5 192 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
ONE MIC 36-7580 39 12 1 191 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
WELL DON 16-6079 35 18 191 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 45 50 1 190 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 28 9 1 189 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
-DROKK 31-4014 35 27 2 187 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 37 41 186 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 27 17 1 186 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 37 17 1 185 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ASSUR 18-7821 71 125 2 184 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 37 31 183 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
DMX 25-5675 32 23 2 183 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 25 18 1 179 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 35 11 1 178 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 45 42 1 177 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
ETHER 36-7552 39 27 1 176 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
DAGAN 21-7201 52 40 175 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 37 24 173 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 48 42 172 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ELEVENTH 12-6963 41 32 170 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 33 20 170 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 43 50 169 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
FUNKY MONK 84-26803 25 14 3 169 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733) BLACKSTONE
-GLOBULIZER 8-3973 23 11 169 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 26 27 168 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
URA GONER 8-5214 29 16 2 167 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
NERO 29-5707 48 53 1 165 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975 30 25 1 164 EXTREME AGGRESSION (1712) TALCAMA
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 39 47 163 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 26 42 4 163 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 32 58 158 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 29 26 3 158 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083 27 20 1 158 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 32 29 2 156 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 38 37 155 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
GZA 84-27225 31 11 154 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 34 32 146 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
BLACK DEATH 5-5364 21 4 1 146 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
SAURON 25-5581 33 16 2 143 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
JAZI 29-3560 29 11 142 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 24 20 1 142 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725) ROCANIS
WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583 32 20 1 140 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
FEZZIK 45-814 23 12 1 139 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 28 11 137 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
VULCAN 99-3864 23 24 4 135 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
SOFA KNEE 84-30839 20 13 1 134 INJURY FAIL (1689) BLACKSTONE
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 36 33 133 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
KING RAT 9-5715 32 15 1 133 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 38 16 132 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
ANGEL 75-2193 21 29 131 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 39 50 130 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
JOE MAMA 21-6771 31 17 129 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
CUTPURSE 2-5920 26 9 1 128 DUNGEON CELL (1707) NIANIA
MR. FROST 82-4399 31 34 1 126 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 29 24 124 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 24 16 2 123 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 45 44 122 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
XYLOID 65-7141 30 28 1 122 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
PLYOMETRICS 84-31176 27 14 1 122 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700) BLACKSTONE
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 25 17 1 122 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
E-X 33-3176 24 25 122 DEMONSPAWN (1691) NIATOLI ISLAND
DOBBIE 84-30850 25 39 2 119 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
BOA 1-8830 27 34 118 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 23 19 2 118 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
IMAGINATION 26-4975 26 11 116 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 24 20 1 115 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 13 24 4 112 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
DANG LEN 62-4694 31 22 110 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 26 6 109 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723) NORTH FORK
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 19 8 106 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 32 26 2 102 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 29 13 102 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 32 42 101 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ANDERSON 84-30894 18 13 1 101 MASS EFFECT (1704) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MC SHAN 18-10307 28 21 100 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 28 18 2 99 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509 22 9 1 98 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ODB 14-4891 20 18 2 98 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 35 30 96 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 28 13 95 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 18 13 95 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
DOLGAN 56-751 30 78 4 93 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 25 13 4 92 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
EDDY 18-10120 16 3 1 92 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLORY 35-2429 26 18 90 HERO ALLIANCE (609) MURSKA
ALBERT KING 6-6821 25 20 90 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243 13 9 5 90 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686) SYVYN'S HILL
MERCURY 9-5692 35 19 2 89 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 31 19 1 89 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 26 20 89 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 25 18 2 89 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 16 7 88 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
SNOWMAN 29-3460 26 26 1 87 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
PRADUS 99-3707 15 13 4 86 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
MARY MARY 1-8872 28 40 1 85 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
-FRANK N. STEIN 1-513 26 14 85 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 24 22 1 85 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
IXION 21-7741 23 25 85 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
BABY BLUE 5-5321 23 8 1 84 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 30 25 83 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 25 6 1 83 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
JELLY BELLY 38-5063 28 17 1 82 SHEWISH CANDY (1719) CLIFFHOME
FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800 23 18 82 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726) ANDOR
THE SQUARE 14-4892 27 23 1 80 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 20 15 79 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
-SHINE 29-6009 15 9 78 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 23 13 75 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
PRAWN STAR 81-2149 19 10 74 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512 18 10 74 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 21 9 72 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
-EXNUR 21-85 26 14 71 VANGUARD (1715) SUNSET
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 25 23 1 71 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 24 24 4 71 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 18 16 1 71 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
RIB IAYE 99-4345 9 13 4 71 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732) SOUTH RIDGE
GUNSLINGER 65-6960 18 6 1 70 POSSE (1388) DAL SHANG
DROW 81-1774 29 37 1 69 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
CHIRON 17-4235 23 23 3 69 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
-PULLED ORC 45-4702 19 11 1 69 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 20 11 1 68 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714) ZUWAYZA
-FRAN TIC 1-520 19 18 2 68 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
OOZING MY MIND 84-50273 17 11 68 U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701) BLACKSTONE
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 14 9 7 68 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
IRON HANDED 75-3508 32 25 1 66 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 26 38 66 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963 23 19 1 66 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
NO SMOKING 82-625 18 11 4 66 RESTRICTIONS (1743) DWES EG
GALILEO 9-5706 26 24 2 65 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 25 47 1 65 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 20 24 1 65 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
HOFFA 18-8478 37 148 1 64 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
DROXINE 56-4298 23 32 63 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
-MOE 1-440 19 15 63 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
TAL 46-3106 18 17 2 63 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
KINGU 50-3575 17 16 63 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
-ANSWER PACK 2-5953 17 8 2 61 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 28 17 4 60 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 27 11 60 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
VIBRANT THING 24-5114 20 7 3 60 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
ROCK RHYMES 1-9121 19 3 59 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
-WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442 20 13 58 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
COREA 12-7086 19 18 55 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 25 18 54 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 19 9 54 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 15 22 54 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
DEATHSCAR 46-3989 17 4 1 53 BLACK COLOSSUS (1742) ARDIVENT
RAVAGE 29-4444 22 22 1 52 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775 22 13 1 50 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
COSMO 19-4498 18 10 50 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
KRAIT 56-4344 18 17 50 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
-BABA O'RILEY 30-1423 16 5 50 LYRIC LEGENDS (1740) IAYE
SIERRA 13-5616 22 8 48 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 9 18 5 45 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
GEORGIA SAM 84-32938 17 22 41 HIGHWAY 61 (1744) BLACKSTONE
TEQUILA 28-5341 18 7 1 38 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
HOFFA 18-9369 37 123 36 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 40 31 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907 20 43 1 26 LAST WALTZ (1734) BLACKSTONE
RUMPLE 25-5755 14 15 26 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ALBERT KING 6-6821 25 20 0 BLACK AND BLUES 1632 FEZZIK 45-814 655
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SLICE CONSTRUCT viciously subdued DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KID DYNAMITE was demolished by CAPTURED PORK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FEZZIK butchered ALBERT KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SUICIDE KING overpowered GLORY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TAL bested KRAIT in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered BRITISH SEA POWER in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
MANNY LEHMAN was handily defeated by KULGAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
KURT COBAIN vanquished CERES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
ASSUR was vanquished by VIPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WELL DON was overpowered by SURLY DECKHAND in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
B'ZIADUL was luckily beaten by GOPHER BAROQUE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute match.
URA GONER was bested by DMX in a exciting 1 minute battle.
TWIGGY RAMEIZ outwaited ARTHUR DENT in a crowd pleasing 10 minute bloody bout.
SHE'S A JAR overpowered AGENT OF BRUTALITY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LORD'S PRAYER was devastated by HAMMERHEAD in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
DAGAN was devastated by ERIK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ELEVENTH was defeated by GAG HALFRUNT in a 2 minute bout.
ETHER was demolished by OSWALD ORC in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR handily defeated LEGIONNAIRE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SKIP JAMES was beaten by SHIV in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
DAEMYN savagely defeated TICK ... TOCK in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fray.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE devastated STORMCROWE PIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRAVITRON was overpowered by NAKED LUNCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUTH won victory over CHOPPED RABBIT in a popular 6 minute fight.
HARBOR MASTER demolished KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ONE MIC vanquished OSWALD ORC in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was viciously subdued by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 3 minute duel.
SUBPRIME RIB savagely defeated CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a action packed 3 minute duel.
BAD BORSCHT overpowered MAUL ON WHEELS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HERO SANDWICH was defeated by TALIB KWELI in a 2 minute bout.
SAURON was overpowered by ARCHERS OF LOAF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SURGEON OF DEMISE was subdued by FUNKY MONK in a 2 minute contest.
GZA won victory over ANGEL in a 2 minute fight.
NERO bested JOE MAMA in a exciting 4 minute battle.
INCREDIBLE SPEED was devastated by E-X in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JAZI savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
BOA savagely defeated HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
RUN'S HOUSE lost to SLITHERING IDIOT in a 2 minute bout.
COLOSSEUM HALLS overcame IMAGINATION in a 2 minute match.
XYLOID was overcome by VULCAN in a 2 minute duel.
CUTPURSE overpowered ANDERSON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEADLY FORCE was vanquished by BLACK DEATH in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
DANG LEN was vanquished by KING RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BIG BILL BROONZY overpowered MR. FROST in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SAND MAGGOT was viciously subdued by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a exciting 3 minute match.
SOFA KNEE savagely defeated SLICK STEPHAN in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
DOBBIE was savagely defeated by KATRINA in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
PLYOMETRICS vanquished FAST-FINGERS FRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
HOFFA was overpowered by MARY MARY in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
GARLIC ARAOI overpowered THE HAMILTONS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched bout.
MR. CHUCK was overpowered by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FLESH HUNTER luckily beat MC SHAN in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
RED SPECIAL subdued GUNSLINGER in a 1 minute battle.
ROBERT JOHNSON viciously subdued SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 3 minute gory brawl.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was vanquished by DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DROW was handily defeated by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DEEP BLUE overpowered FLAME SPIDER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET slimly won victory over JOY OF LOSING in a 4 minute battle.
FRANKIE was viciously subdued by ROCK RHYMES in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
SIERRA was demolished by MERCURY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
ODB overpowered CHIRON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
IRON HANDED was unbelievably bested by PRADUS in a 2 minute match.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY savagely defeated JELLY BELLY in a action packed 2 minute battle.
UNTAMED BERZERKER overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
COREA was devastated by FRONTAL ASSAULT in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
THE SQUARE savagely defeated RAVAGE in a 2 minute gory fight.
ZENSU LASAGNA devastated HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute mismatched duel.
PRAWN STAR was overcome by JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute match.
NO SMOKING was demolished by BLIND BLAKE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
JACK OF HEARTS defeated BLACKBERRY in a 3 minute fight.
56TH AND WABASHA vanquished RIB IAYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
SADDAM A GO-GO won victory over GALILEO in a 2 minute match.
TOCK .. TICK lost to OOZING MY MIND in a 2 minute fight.
PAID IN FULL overpowered DEATHSCAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DROXINE was viciously subdued by LEAD BELLY in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
CRIPPLE CREEK was devastated by HERMY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
GEORGIA SAM was demolished by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
DOLGAN demolished COSMO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
INNARD SKINARD was savagely defeated by IXION in a exciting 8 minute gruesome match.
SEYMORE GUTTS won victory over LATE AFTERNOON in a 2 minute match.
KINGU was vanquished by BABY BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
EDDY vanquished ARCHED EYELID in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
DRAGON FRUIT was savagely defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a 3 minute gory bout.
PUTRID DEFILER defeated ORGAN GRINDER in a 2 minute competition.
VIBRANT THING was handily defeated by SNOWMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUMPLE was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TEQUILA was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SYCAMORE STYLE was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 47 STRIKING ATTACK 73 - 49 - 2 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 33 PARRY-RIPOSTE 25 - 19 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 16 SLASHING ATTACK 66 - 55 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 LUNGING ATTACK 161 - 135 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 15 PARRY-LUNGE 39 - 39 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 221 - 249 - 2 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 BASHING ATTACK 57 - 67 - 4 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 54 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 WALL OF STEEL 64 - 80 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 24 - 39 - 0 38 |
Turn 655 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 8 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 18 3 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 24 - 23 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 12 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 7 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 46 15 0 320 SEA DOGS (1501)
BASHING ATTACK SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 78 74 1 244 SEA DOGS (1446)
LUNGING ATTACK KULGAN 56-4268 40 49 3 231 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
SLASHING ATTACK KURT COBAIN 46-4253 41 33 0 225 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 96 79 0 210 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
STRIKING ATTACK VIPER 36-7544 46 30 0 201 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 51 46 0 198 SHEPHERDS (1713)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 35 18 0 191 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
PARRY-LUNGE CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 37 24 0 173 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
WALL OF STEEL KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 38 37 0 155 FEAR FACTORY (666)
The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The most popular warrior
this turn was B'ZIADUL 71-3311. The ten other most popular fighters were MC SHAN
18-10307, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, BOA 1-8830, HIGHWAY GAMBLER
5-5401, DAEMYN 71-2940, JAZI 29-3560, SHIV 26-5006, NERO 29-5707, and WOMAN AT THE
WELL 18-8583.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478. The other ten least popular
fighters were RUMPLE 25-5755, KINGU 50-3575, GEORGIA SAM 84--32598, DEATHSCAR
46-3989, DROW 81-1774, INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476, SAURON 25-5581, MAUL ON WHEELS
2-2938, KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173, and LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 4 1 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 2 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 4 2 0
KALTOS(5) 3 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 4 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 3 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 LAPUR(29) 3 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 4 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 4 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 4 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 2 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 3 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 2 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 3 4 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
TOBIR(14) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 4 0
WILLAF(16) 2 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 6 4 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 1 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 5 0 ARDIVENT(46) 4 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 3 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 2 0
SUNSET(21) 3 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 36 33 0 133 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 96 79 0 210 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 15 22 0 54 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
BLACK DEATH 5-5364 21 4 1 146 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 28 9 1 189 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 18 16 1 71 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
URA GONER 8-5214 29 16 2 167 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
KING RAT 9-5715 32 15 1 133 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 38 16 0 132 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 37 31 0 183 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 41 32 0 170 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
SIERRA 13-5616 22 8 0 48 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
ODB 14-4891 20 18 2 98 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 35 18 0 191 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 21 9 0 72 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
RUTH 18-10121 51 46 0 198 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 35 11 1 178 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 78 74 1 244 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 26 27 0 168 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 28 11 0 137 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
DMX 25-5675 32 23 2 183 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 33 22 1 194 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
TEQUILA 28-5341 18 7 1 38 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
NERO 29-5707 48 53 1 165 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 37 18 0 198 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 46 15 0 320 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 56 64 3 204 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIPER 36-7544 46 30 0 201 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 43 50 0 169 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 20 15 0 79 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 32 58 0 158 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 33 20 0 170 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 23 12 1 139 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 41 33 0 225 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 26 6 0 109 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 17 16 0 63 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 45 50 1 190 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
KULGAN 56-4268 40 49 3 231 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800 23 18 0 82 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726) ANDOR
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 37 24 0 173 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 26 42 4 163 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 31 22 0 110 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
XYLOID 65-7141 30 28 1 122 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 38 23 1 195 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 54 40 2 215 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 38 37 0 210 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 45 42 1 177 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 27 17 1 186 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
FUNKY MONK 84-26803 25 14 3 169 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733) BLACKSTONE
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 13 24 4 112 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243 13 9 5 90 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686) SYVYN'S HILL
CERES 99-3866 24 24 4 192 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
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