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Date : 02/11/2015 Duedate: 02/24/2015
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 656
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691 49 28 0 63.6 CRITICALS 75/1635
2 SEA DOGS 18/426 1042 732 9 58.7 I WANT YOU 3/1699
SEA DOGS 21/1446 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
SEA DOGS 33/1501 AL BUMS II 84/1636
SEA DOGS 35/1502 HIGHWAY 61 84/1744
DUNGEON CELL 2/1707 LAST WALTZ 84/1734
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 STILLMATIC 36/1652
SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719 INJURY FAIL 84/1689
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 MASS EFFECT 84/1704
SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 7 5 0 58.3 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
4 CREAM OF THE 2/589 127 92 0 58.0 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
5 WRATHMEN XI 71/1581 168 127 2 56.9 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 506 406 2 55.5 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 10 WE GOT GAME 46/1695 26 26 2 50.0
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725
ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
7 POSSE 65/1388 66 61 2 52.0 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 57/1726
BLACK COLOSSUS 46/1742 11 THE TAKEN 29/350 202 209 1 49.1
MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
8 GWAR 82/1731 75 72 3 51.0 QUEENSRYCHE 17/1746
D.R.I. 21/1471 HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
BIG TEN 3 82/1747 12 SCRABBLE 65/1662 77 83 0 48.1
FEAR FACTORY 61/666 SEINFELD 19/1741
MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697 TREXTRAS 56/1660
WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
FEAR FACTORY 82/1729 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723 13 T-3 98/1591 242 268 2 47.5
FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730 MMM BEER!! 13/1710
KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1712 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
9 QUEEN 9/1629 655 655 6 50.0 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
TRIBE 24/1648 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
B.I.G. 32/1683 SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
RUN DMC 1/1626 SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
ARE YOU ? 22/1647 U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701
BIG SHOTS 28/1739 U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
BLUE NOTE 12/1642 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
14 MADMAN 82/1081 22 26 0 45.8 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
STRONGMEN 17/1644 16 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708 22 27 0 44.9
RESTRICTIONS 82/1743 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
15 TREKKERS 29/1534 213 255 4 45.5 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 567 908 11 38.4
BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545 18 UPSTARTS 1/1706 6 11 0 35.3
MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582 VANGUARD 21/1715
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, here we go again. Ninety-five fights! You want to dump a bunch of
warriors, dump 'em in Talahya, they're set up to process the masses. Of course, you
have to listen to Galen, but no silver lining without a cloud. Ninety-five fights is
fine, so long as you don't expect me to talk about all of 'em. No one could!
Although personals would help, give me hooks to hang comments on, you know?
Ninety-five fights, and it looks to me, just a rough calculation--I'm no
mathemetician!--that Howlin' Wolf had warriors in more than seventy of those fights.
Wow. Only five challenges, which is pathetic. But also only thirteen standbys,
which is much better. Now if you'd just write a personal or two--I'd comment a fight
from a personals-writer (more than just "good fight" or the like, mind you).
Sea Dogs were most avoided, by Whammo & Thudda 4U.
Significant point movements--
JAZI (29-3560) (29-11-0,142) of THE TAKEN fought BLIND BLAKE (6-6814) (28-18-
2,99) of BLACK AND BLUES. JAZI was vanquished by BLIND BLAKE in a 1 minute one-sided
struggle. Black up 42, Jazi down 29.
A death--
LATE AFTERNOON (41-4695) (23-13-0,75) of LAZY SUNDAY fought KID DYNAMITE (32-
6091) (24-22-1,85) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT!. LATE AFTERNOON was easily killed by KID
DYNAMITE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Well... people often speak of "killing an
afternoon," but this is the real deal.
The challenges:
FRANK N. STEIN (1-513) (26-14-0,85) of UPSTARTS challenged SADDAM A GO-GO (82-
7155) (26-20-0,89) of GWAR. Up 4. FRANK N. STEIN was bested by SADDAM A GO-GO in a 2
minute gruesome Challenge brawl.
WYLE E. CYOTEE (1-442) (20-13-0,58) of UPSTARTS challenged GUNSLINGER (65-6960)
(18-6-1,70) of POSSE. Up 12. WYLE E. CYOTEE defeated GUNSLINGER in a 1 minute
Challenge match.
GLOBULIZER (8-3973) (23-11-0,169) of WEIRD ALCHEMY challenged CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC
(22-7035) (26-27-0,168) of ARE YOU ?. Down 1. GLOBULIZER slimly won victory over
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
ONUPHRE (31-3385) (43-67-1,198) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! challenged RUTH (18-
10121) (51-46-0,198) of SHEPHERDS. Straight across. ONUPHRE savagely defeated RUTH
in an exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee. Ruth was Most Challenged today.
DROKK (31-4014) (35-27-2,187) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! challenged DAEMYN (71-2940)
(18-5-0,192) of WRATHMEN XXV. Up 5. DROKK was bested by DAEMYN in a crowd pleasing
2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
And for the title:
BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (46-15-0,320) of SEA DOGS fought KURT COBAIN (46-4253)
(41-33-0,225) of THE 27 CLUB. BURIED TREASURE defeated KURT COBAIN in a 2 minute
brutal Title struggle. Buried Treasure hangs onto the title and to his chance to
keep hunting for the treasure rumored to be buried in THESE sands. Good luck with
that.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 47 15 330 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 55 40 2 230 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 39 37 219 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
ONE MIC 36-7580 40 12 1 213 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
ERIK 56-3399 49 73 211 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
VIPER 36-7544 47 30 211 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ONUPHRE 31-3385 44 67 1 209 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 38 41 209 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ASSUR 18-7821 72 125 2 207 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 46 50 1 206 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 38 18 205 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 41 34 204 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
CERES 99-3866 25 24 4 203 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
DAEMYN 71-2940 19 5 203 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
SHIV 26-5006 34 22 1 200 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 56 65 3 199 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 96 80 198 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 39 23 1 198 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
URA GONER 8-5214 30 16 2 198 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 78 75 1 195 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
RUTH 18-10121 51 47 194 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 40 47 194 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 38 17 1 194 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
DROKK 31-4014 35 28 2 188 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 27 18 1 188 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
KULGAN 56-4268 40 50 3 185 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
ETHER 36-7552 40 27 1 185 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
DMX 25-5675 32 24 2 184 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 46 42 1 183 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 31 21 2 183 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 39 31 182 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 26 18 1 181 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRAVITRON 19-5369 36 11 1 180 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 34 20 180 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 38 24 177 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 24 11 177 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
DAGAN 21-7201 52 41 175 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 37 32 175 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
WELL DON 16-6079 35 19 175 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 33 29 2 175 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 33 58 173 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
FUNKY MONK 84-26803 25 15 3 173 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733) BLACKSTONE
ELEVENTH 12-6963 42 32 172 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 28 10 1 172 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 44 50 171 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975 31 25 1 169 EXTREME AGGRESSION (1712) TALCAMA
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 26 28 169 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 26 43 4 165 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 39 16 163 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
NERO 29-5707 48 54 1 160 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
SAURON 25-5581 34 16 2 157 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 48 43 153 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
XYLOID 65-7141 31 28 1 153 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK DEATH 5-5364 21 5 1 150 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083 27 21 1 148 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 34 33 147 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GZA 84-27225 31 12 146 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 24 19 2 146 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 30 24 145 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 46 44 143 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583 33 20 1 142 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
IMAGINATION 26-4975 27 11 142 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 37 33 141 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 29 18 2 141 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 29 11 140 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
ANGEL 75-2193 22 29 139 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
CUTPURSE 2-5920 27 9 1 136 DUNGEON CELL (1707) NIANIA
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 20 8 136 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 29 27 3 134 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
DANG LEN 62-4694 32 22 133 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
MR. FROST 82-4399 32 34 1 131 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
BOA 1-8830 27 35 131 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 39 51 130 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 38 38 129 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 25 18 1 129 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
FEZZIK 45-814 23 13 1 129 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 24 17 2 125 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 26 13 4 122 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 32 43 121 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
SOFA KNEE 84-30839 20 14 1 120 INJURY FAIL (1689) BLACKSTONE
E-X 33-3176 24 26 119 DEMONSPAWN (1691) NIATOLI ISLAND
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 26 7 118 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723) NORTH FORK
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 32 27 2 117 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
JOE MAMA 21-6771 31 18 117 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 24 21 1 117 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725) ROCANIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 13 25 4 117 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
JAZI 29-3560 29 12 113 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
KING RAT 9-5715 32 16 1 112 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
PLYOMETRICS 84-31176 27 15 1 112 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700) BLACKSTONE
DOBBIE 84-30850 25 40 2 112 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
VULCAN 99-3864 23 25 4 112 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 24 21 1 111 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 29 14 109 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 36 30 106 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
MC SHAN 18-10307 29 21 106 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509 23 9 1 105 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ANDERSON 84-30894 18 14 1 105 MASS EFFECT (1704) BLACKSTONE
EDDY 18-10120 17 3 1 105 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 27 20 100 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 25 22 2 100 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 21 15 100 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 18 14 100 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
ODB 14-4891 20 19 2 99 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 32 19 1 97 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 29 13 97 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
-GROUND CHUCK 32-5776 23 26 1 96 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
MERCURY 9-5692 36 19 2 94 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
JELLY BELLY 38-5063 29 17 1 93 SHEWISH CANDY (1719) CLIFFHOME
CHIRON 17-4235 24 23 3 92 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 15 9 7 92 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOWMAN 29-3460 27 26 1 90 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 27 38 90 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
BABY BLUE 5-5321 24 8 1 90 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRAWN STAR 81-2149 20 10 86 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 31 25 85 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 26 6 1 85 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
ALBERT KING 6-6821 25 21 85 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
TAL 46-3106 19 17 2 85 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512 19 10 85 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
PRADUS 99-3707 15 14 4 85 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
FRANK N. STEIN 1-513 26 15 84 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
-ENOCH 38-3242 21 21 84 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
THE SQUARE 14-4892 28 23 1 82 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
-FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800 23 18 82 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726) ANDOR
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 21 24 1 82 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 25 24 4 80 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
IXION 21-7741 23 26 80 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
-SHINE 29-6009 15 9 78 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 26 47 1 77 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
EXNUR 21-85 26 15 77 VANGUARD (1715) SUNSET
FRAN TIC 1-520 20 18 2 77 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
GLORY 35-2429 26 19 76 HERO ALLIANCE (609) MURSKA
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 21 11 1 76 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714) ZUWAYZA
DROW 81-1774 30 37 1 75 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442 21 13 75 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
KINGU 50-3575 18 16 75 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 17 16 1 75 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
A MAN 35-4521 16 7 2 75 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 16 8 75 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 26 23 1 74 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 22 9 74 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
PULLED ORC 45-4702 20 11 1 74 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
RAVAGE 29-4444 23 22 1 72 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
MOE 1-440 20 15 72 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
DOLGAN 56-751 30 79 4 71 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243 13 10 5 71 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686) SYVYN'S HILL
DROXINE 56-4298 23 33 70 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
RIB IAYE 99-4345 9 14 4 70 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732) SOUTH RIDGE
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 23 14 69 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419 18 24 4 69 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
MARY MARY 1-8872 28 41 1 65 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 18 17 1 65 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 25 19 2 64 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
LITTLE LION 13-5626 18 8 1 62 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
IRON HANDED 75-3508 32 26 1 61 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 28 18 4 61 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
GALILEO 9-5706 26 25 2 61 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
GUNSLINGER 65-6960 18 7 1 61 POSSE (1388) DAL SHANG
KRAIT 56-4344 18 18 61 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963 23 20 1 60 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
HOFFA 18-8478 37 149 1 58 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 25 19 57 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
ROCK RHYMES 1-9121 19 4 57 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DEATHSCAR 46-3989 17 5 1 57 BLACK COLOSSUS (1742) ARDIVENT
COREA 12-7086 19 19 56 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
RUMPLE 25-5755 15 15 56 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 19 10 54 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
-MY ADIDAS 1-8733 17 0 3 54 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
VIBRANT THING 24-5114 20 8 3 53 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
COSMO 19-4498 18 11 53 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
OOZING MY MIND 84-50273 17 12 53 U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701) BLACKSTONE
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 15 23 53 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
FRANKIE 13-5579 21 40 52 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 27 12 51 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 9 19 5 50 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
SIERRA 13-5616 22 9 47 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 18-9369 37 124 43 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
NO SMOKING 82-625 18 12 4 41 RESTRICTIONS (1743) DWES EG
GEORGIA SAM 84-32938 17 23 40 HIGHWAY 61 (1744) BLACKSTONE
-MINDCRIME 17-7516 12 4 40 QUEENSRYCHE (1746) ALJAFIR
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775 22 14 1 35 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
TEQUILA 28-5341 18 8 1 35 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907 20 44 1 17 LAST WALTZ (1734) BLACKSTONE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 23 14 0 LAZY SUNDAY 1688 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 656
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
This personal contains no information. You need not read it. It exists only to
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print.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DROKK was bested by DAEMYN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
ONUPHRE savagely defeated RUTH in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
GLOBULIZER slimly won victory over CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
WYLE E. CYOTEE defeated GUNSLINGER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
FRANK N. STEIN was bested by SADDAM A GO-GO in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge brawl.
BURIED TREASURE defeated KURT COBAIN in a 2 minute brutal Title struggle.
SURLY DECKHAND was devastated by LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a 2 minute competition.
KULGAN was vanquished by MANNY LEHMAN in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
SHIV won victory over FUNKY MONK in a popular 1 minute fight.
B'ZIADUL overpowered STORMCROWE PIE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
LEGIONNAIRE was demolished by URA GONER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SKIP JAMES devastated JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ERIK viciously subdued TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody bout.
GOPHER BAROQUE was savagely defeated by ONE MIC in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
DMX was viciously subdued by NAKED LUNCH in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
BRITISH SEA POWER bested HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute brutal brawl.
CERES demolished GAG HALFRUNT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHE'S A JAR was overpowered by ASSUR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WELL DON slimly lost to ARTHUR DENT in a popular 5 minute contest.
VIPER overpowered DAGAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARBOR MASTER overpowered AYLIAN in a 1 minute uneven fray.
LORD'S PRAYER overcame BOA in a popular 3 minute contest.
SURGEON OF DEMISE was demolished by TALIB KWELI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AGENT OF BRUTALITY overpowered RUN'S HOUSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ETHER subdued BLACK DEATH in a exciting 3 minute melee.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? won victory over BIG BILL BROONZY in a popular 1 minute fray.
ELEVENTH overcame DEEP BLUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
TICK ... TOCK was viciously subdued by SLITHERING IDIOT in a popular 5 minute bout.
BAD BORSCHT vanquished GZA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GRAVITRON savagely defeated INCREDIBLE SPEED in a popular 1 minute gory match.
SUBPRIME RIB overpowered FLESH HUNTER in a action packed 6 minute one-sided bout.
KICK INTHE TEETH was bested by MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 1 minute duel.
CHOPPED RABBIT devastated SAND MAGGOT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided battle.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was handily defeated by XYLOID in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NERO was demolished by ARCHERS OF LOAF in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOBBIE was vanquished by ANGEL in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
SOFA KNEE was vanquished by IMAGINATION in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
JAZI was vanquished by BLIND BLAKE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ANDERSON was overcome by MR. FROST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
SAURON devastated IRON-PLATED IRV in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PLYOMETRICS was overcome by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
HERO SANDWICH overpowered HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
GARLIC ARAOI was beaten by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a action packed 1 minute bout.
VULCAN was savagely defeated by 56TH AND WABASHA in a 2 minute competition.
JOE MAMA was subdued by DANG LEN in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
E-X was demolished by CUTPURSE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SUICIDE KING was overpowered by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DIZZY GILLESPIE was overpowered by KATRINA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RED SPECIAL was devastated by KATRINA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
DEADLY FORCE savagely defeated SLICK STEPHAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
KING RAT was overpowered by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a popular 2 minute mismatched duel.
FEZZIK was luckily beaten by JOE WILLIAMS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
CAPTURED PORK overpowered SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DOLGAN was vanquished by CHIRON in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
ROBERT JOHNSON savagely defeated DROXINE in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY bested EXNUR in a action packed 2 minute match.
ODB lost to FAST-FINGERS FRED in a popular 4 minute bout.
EDDY overpowered ALBERT KING in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET demolished IXION in a popular 2 minute uneven battle.
MC SHAN overpowered DEATHSCAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
FLAME SPIDER viciously subdued JIMMY THE HAND in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
ZENSU LASAGNA beat ROCK RHYMES in a 2 minute fight.
TOCK .. TICK was overpowered by JELLY BELLY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KRAIT was unbelievably bested by JANIS JOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
KINGU subdued JACK OF HEARTS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
TAL overpowered MARY MARY in a 2 minute uneven fight.
IRON HANDED was handily defeated by PRAWN STAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PULLED ORC viciously subdued COREA in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
UNTAMED BERZERKER overpowered SIERRA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LATE AFTERNOON was easily killed by KID DYNAMITE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE HAMILTONS was savagely defeated by RAVAGE in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
DOUBLE TRUE overpowered GLORY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
DROW subdued GALILEO in a popular 1 minute contest.
NO SMOKING was savagely defeated by RUMPLE in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
A MAN vanquished OOZING MY MIND in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
SAVAGE BEATING luckily beat SILVER SEAS in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
FIGHTING ILLINI demolished TEQUILA in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PAID IN FULL savagely defeated PRADUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome fight.
SYCAMORE STYLE was narrowly defeated by INNARD SKINARD in a exciting 4 minute bout.
SNOWMAN demolished ORGAN GRINDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
CRIPPLE CREEK was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VIBRANT THING was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
GEORGIA SAM was overpowered by JOY OF LOSING in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BLACKBERRY lost to THE SQUARE in a 2 minute bout.
MR. CHUCK devastated SEYMORE GUTTS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RIB IAYE lost to PUTRID DEFILER in a exciting 2 minute competition.
COSMO was demolished by BABY BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOFFA lost to LEAD BELLY in a action packed 3 minute gory fray.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by MOE in a exciting 14 minute brutal competition.
LITTLE LION bested LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute bout.
FRANKIE bested ARCHED EYELID in a 2 minute bloody duel.
MERCURY overpowered MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BICYCLE RACE was beaten by HERMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
DRAGON FRUIT was subdued by FRAN TIC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
ELMORE JAMES slimly won victory over HERMY in a action packed 8 minute brutal duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 49 STRIKING ATTACK 73 - 52 - 1 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 37 SLASHING ATTACK 65 - 53 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 18 LUNGING ATTACK 168 - 144 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 17 PARRY-RIPOSTE 23 - 23 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 14 PARRY-LUNGE 37 - 39 - 1 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 AIMED BLOW 224 - 248 - 1 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 BASHING ATTACK 60 - 72 - 4 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 56 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-STRIKE 28 - 35 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 WALL OF STEEL 65 - 82 - 1 44 |
Turn 656 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 19 5 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 9 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 10 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 25 - 24 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 7 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 9
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 47 15 0 330 SEA DOGS (1501)
SLASHING ATTACK LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 55 40 2 230 CRITICALS (1635)
BASHING ATTACK ERIK 56-3399 49 73 0 211 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
STRIKING ATTACK VIPER 36-7544 47 30 0 211 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 96 80 0 198 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
LUNGING ATTACK B'ZIADUL 71-3311 39 23 1 198 WRATHMEN XIV (1581)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 51 47 0 194 SHEPHERDS (1713)
PARRY-STRIKE ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 40 47 0 194 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)
PARRY-LUNGE CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 38 24 0 177 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
WALL OF STEEL GLOBULIZER 8-3973 24 11 0 177 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)
The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The most popular warrior
this turn was ONE MIC 36-7580. The ten other most popular fighters were SUBPRIME RIB
81-1567, FEZZIK 45-814, LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105, ERIK
56-3399, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, FLAME SPIDER 61-3401, ANDERSON 84-30894, DESTRUCTIVE
ENERGY 75-3509, and DAEMYN 71-2940.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478. The other ten least popular
fighters were MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221, COSMO 19-4498, SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243, CRIPPLE
CREEK 84-30907, COREA 12-7086, IRON HANDED 75-3508, ALBERT KING 6-6821, DROXINE
56-4298, SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181, and E-X 33-3176.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 4 5 0 SOLVEN(22) 0 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 2 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 3 0 CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 6 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 3 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 LAPUR(29) 2 2 0 JURINE(61) 2 3 0
ARKERS(8) 2 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 4 0 ARVAT(32) 2 1 1 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 3 3 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 5 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 3 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 3 4 0
WILLAF(16) 1 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 9 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 6 3 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 2 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 3 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 3 0
SUNSET(21) 0 6 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 37 33 0 141 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 96 80 0 198 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 15 23 0 53 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
BLACK DEATH 5-5364 21 5 1 150 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 38 41 0 209 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 18 17 1 65 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
URA GONER 8-5214 30 16 2 198 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
KING RAT 9-5715 32 16 1 112 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 39 16 0 163 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 40 47 0 194 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 42 32 0 172 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
LITTLE LION 13-5626 18 8 1 62 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
ODB 14-4891 20 19 2 99 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 35 19 0 175 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
CHIRON 17-4235 24 23 3 92 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
ASSUR 18-7821 72 125 2 207 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 36 11 1 180 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 78 75 1 195 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 26 28 0 169 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 29 11 0 140 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
DMX 25-5675 32 24 2 184 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 34 22 1 200 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
TEQUILA 28-5341 18 8 1 35 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
NERO 29-5707 48 54 1 160 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ONUPHRE 31-3385 44 67 1 209 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 38 18 0 205 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 47 15 0 330 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 56 65 3 199 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
ONE MIC 36-7580 40 12 1 213 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 44 50 0 171 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 21 15 0 100 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 33 58 0 173 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 34 20 0 180 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 23 13 1 129 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 41 34 0 204 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 20 8 0 136 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 18 16 0 75 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 46 50 1 206 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
ERIK 56-3399 49 73 0 211 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 38 24 0 177 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 26 43 4 165 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DANG LEN 62-4694 32 22 0 133 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
XYLOID 65-7141 31 28 1 153 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
DAEMYN 71-2940 19 5 0 203 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 55 40 2 230 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 39 37 0 219 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 46 42 1 183 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 27 18 1 188 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
FUNKY MONK 84-26803 25 15 3 173 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733) BLACKSTONE
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 13 25 4 117 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 15 9 7 92 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
CERES 99-3866 25 24 4 203 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE