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Date   : 03/11/2015    Duedate: 03/24/2015

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DM 101    TURN 658

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     11    6   0 64.7      MASS EFFECT 84/1704
  2 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691    50   29   0 63.3      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
  3 SEA DOGS 18/426     1064  748   9 58.7      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    DUNGEON CELL 2/1707                         MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719                       FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724                      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
  4 CREAM OF THE  2/589  127   94   0 57.5      INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
  5 WRATHMEN XI 71/1581  169  134   2 55.8    9 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   33   33   2 50.0
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725
  6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    518  418   2 55.3      DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 57/1726
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                    10 THE TAKEN 29/350     209  213   1 49.5
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      NEVERBORN 30/1750
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    QUEENSRYCHE 17/1746
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                11 GWAR 82/1731          87   90   3 49.2
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   D.R.I. 21/1471
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 BIG TEN 3 82/1747
  7-POSSE 65/1388         66   61   2 52.0      FEAR FACTORY 61/666
    BLACK COLOSSUS 46/1742                      MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
    MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631                      WHO DA MAN? 12/1672
  8 QUEEN 9/1629         731  728   6 50.1      FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
    TRIBE 24/1648                               BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1748
    BIRDEMIC 84/1751                            KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714
    ARE YOU ? 22/1647                           EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1712
    BIG SHOTS 28/1739                        12 SCRABBLE 65/1662      85   90   0 48.6
    BLUE NOTE 12/1642                           SEINFELD 19/1741
    CRITICALS 75/1635                           TREXTRAS 56/1660
    I WANT YOU 3/1699                           TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    PEEP SHOW 84/1696                           OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    AL BUMS II 84/1636                       13 T-3 98/1591          252  280   2 47.4
    HIGHWAY 61 84/1744                          MMM BEER!! 13/1710
    LAST WALTZ 84/1734                          SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    STILLMATIC 36/1652                          SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    INJURY FAIL 84/1689                         SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688                         YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623                   15 MADMAN 82/1081        25   29   0 46.3
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      STRONGMEN 17/1644
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701                      RESTRICTIONS 82/1743
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686                   16 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   22   30   0 42.3
    SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621                   WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
 14 TREKKERS 29/1534     222  258   4 46.2   17 ARROGANCE 18/755     570  911  11 38.5
    BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545                   18 UPSTARTS 1/1706        7   15   0 31.8
    MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582                      VANGUARD 21/1715
    THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

Who would've thought?

     From a well preserved corpse, to zombie gladiator, to Freshmen runner-up, to
Captain of the Guard.  Zombie lib has arrived.  Gone are the days when the fully
living order zombies around and treat them like property.  Now the zombie is ordering
you around!
     Someone heat up some water.  It's time for my sponge bath.

Buried Treasure

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, here we are.  Spring.  A season concerning which many mortals make a big
to-do.  Being dead, my views are different:  spring marks the return of mold, mildew,
and general fungus infestations.  Not pretty.  And it itches.
     But today, spring and the fights.  Ninety-seven fights, ten challenges, no
avoids, twelve standbys.  The twelve standbys mean we're looking at enough managed
warriors for ninety-one figths.  Eighteen managers, but one is inactive today.  Which
means if things are evenly balanced, every manager out there has ten point seven
warriors fighting.  Would that it were so!  Think of the stirring and mixing and
matching there could be.  Ah, well, could be worse.  Or if not worse, different.
     Significant point movements:  Mr. Chuck up 39, Xyloid (a melon if I ever saw
one) down 36.  Same fight.  Yonder Orphan seems to have gotten the most challenges.
     As I did last time, I have taken the top twenty-five fights.  That's "top" as
the clerks ranked them, first the challenges, then the upper crust of non-challenges,
or until I struck a standby.  Didn't make it to the first standby today, so--the top
fights:

     KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (42-34-0,210) of THE 27 CLUB fought GRAVITRON (19-5369)
(36-12-1,153) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC.  KURT COBAIN vanquished GRAVITRON in an exciting
1 minute one-sided fight.  And Kurt vanquished the Mothership like a hot pirate.
     MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (47-50-1,208) of COLLEGE RADIO fought GOPHER BAROQUE (2-
3359) (96-81-0,199) of CREAM OF THE SLOP.  MANNY LEHMAN savagely defeated GOPHER
BAROQUE in an exciting 8 minute gory duel.  Remember, you heard it first on the
radio!
     SHIV (26-5006) (34-23-1,193) of SERPENTS HOLD fought CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC (22-7035)
(26-29-0,172) of ARE YOU ?.  SHIV viciously subdued CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in an exciting
5 minute gory bout.  Isn't it amazing what you can do with a few significantly placed
razor strips?
     B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (39-24-1,188) of WRATHMEN XIV fought DAGAN (21-7201) (53-41-
0,183) of BLOOD AND SAND.  B'ZIADUL was demolished by DAGAN in an action packed 1
minute gruesome uneven bout.  In a passing comment heard in the halls, Dagan is
reported to have said that it was his sand, but it would not be his blood.

     BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370) (38-19-0,190) of COLLEGE RADIO fought TWIGGY RAMEIZ
(82-7105) (27-19-1,170) of FEAR FACTORY II.  BRITISH SEA POWER was narrowly defeated
by TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a 3 minute fight.  I hadn't realized the Sea Power was that
hollow.  Put down by a mere twig!
     URA GONER (8-5214) (31-16-2,210) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought ETHER (36-7552) (41-
27-1,194) of STILLMATIC.  URA GONER was overcome by ETHER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute competition.  Ah, perhaps this should have been Ura's sister, Ima Goner?
Because she was.
     NERO (29-5707) (49-54-1,187) of TREKKERS fought LORD'S PRAYER (35-4456) (27-18-
1,192) of FOOT OF PRIDE.  NERO beat LORD'S PRAYER in an exciting 6 minute gory bout.
It was probably the fiddle.
     DROKK (31-4014) (35-28-2,188) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! fought JUSTIN CREDIBLE (21-
6514) (31-22-2,181) of D.R.I..  DROKK was overpowered by JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1
minute one-sided bout.  And that was, indeed, just incredible.
     KULGAN (56-4268) (41-50-3,205) of MEN OF STEEL fought VIPER (36-7544) (47-31-
0,183) of SERPENTS HOLD.  KULGAN handily defeated VIPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
bloody mismatched bout.  And a snake is Scotched.  Although I did think it was the
Irish that did for the snakes?

     ONUPHRE (31-3385) (44-67-1,209) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! fought SURLY DECKHAND
(21-6568) (79-75-1,204) of SEA DOGS.  ONUPHRE was vanquished by SURLY DECKHAND in an
action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.  Never argue with a truly surly deckhand.
     SKIP JAMES (6-6579) (39-41-0,216) of BLACK AND BLUES fought SUBPRIME RIB (81-
1567) (47-42-1,187) of OTTO'S DINER.  SKIP JAMES beat SUBPRIME RIB in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.  And after today's fights, Skip will be doing
autographs and endorsements for Dirk Daggersmith's steak knives.
     SHE'S A JAR (33-7804) (40-31-0,211) of SUMMERTEETH fought CERES (99-3866) (25-
25-4,188) of DODEKATHEON.  SHE'S A JAR was devastated by CERES in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided battle.  Now, she's a closed.
     HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (57-65-3,218) of SEA DOGS fought ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (41-
47-0,204) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  HAMMERHEAD was demolished by ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.  And who was dented this time, eh?
     HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (39-17-1,213) of SEA DOGS fought ELEVENTH (12-6963)
(43-32-0,203) of BLUE NOTE.  HARBOR MASTER was beaten by ELEVENTH in an exciting 1
minute fight.  I suppose this explains the traffic snarl down in the harbor?

The challenges:
     FRAN TIC (1-520) (20-18-2,77) of UPSTARTS challenged ZENSU LASAGNA (61-3728)
(27-47-1,85) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  Up 8l  FRAN TIC slimly won victory over ZENSU
LASAGNA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  But if Fran goes after lasagna like that very
often, there'll be no "slim" involved.
     EXNUR (21-85) (26-15-0,77) of VANGUARD challenged INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (25-
25-4,82) of T-3.  Up 5.  EXNUR was outwaited by INNARD SKINARD in a popular 14 minute
gruesome Challenge duel.  Is there any truth in the rumor that Innard has lately
taken up meditation and can now stand for more than twenty minutes contemplating the
end of his nose and thinking of infinity?
     COWBOYS (97-5301) (7-4-4,24) of DEAD MAN'S HAND challenged CRIPPLE CREEK (84-
30907) (20-45-1,27) of LAST WALTZ.  Up 3.  COWBOYS was viciously subdued by CRIPPLE
CREEK in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.  If you won't waltz, you soon discover
why it's CRIPPLE Creek.
     FRANK N. STEIN (1-513) (26-15-0,84) of UPSTARTS challenged PRADUS (99-3707) (15-
15-4,66) of ARCANE GREATS MI.  Down 18.  FRANK N. STEIN was bested by PRADUS in a
popular 5 minute Challenge competition.  And then to lose!
     NO SMOKING (82-625) (19-12-4,59) of RESTRICTIONS challenged YONDER ORPHAN (5-
5387) (20-2-1,79) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  Up 20.  NO SMOKING was devastated by YONDER
ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  The Orphan's superior smile, dare I
call it a smirk? is enough to drive any losing gladiator into the bars.

     FRONTAL ASSAULT (57-1800) (24-18-0,96) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! challenged ODB (14-
4891) (20-20-2,100) of WU-TANG FOREVER.  Up 4.  FRONTAL ASSAULT was subdued by ODB in
a 2 minute Challenge competition.  Sometimes, strategy is not enough.
     TAL (46-3106) (20-17-2,96) of WE GOT GAME challenged BABY BLUE (5-5321) (25-8-
1,99) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  Up 3.  TAL defeated BABY BLUE in a 1 minute Challenge
fight.  And then again, sometimes it is.
     SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (24-22-1,118) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT challenged ANGEL (75-
2193) (22-30-0,119) of RUNEBLADES.  Up 1.  SLICE CONSTRUCT overpowered ANGEL in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel.  Some serious slicing and dicing there.
     SUICIDE KING (35-3104) (25-21-1,126) of ONE MAN GANG challenged INCREDIBLE SPEED
(75-476) (33-43-0,137) of CRITICALS.  Up 11.  SUICIDE KING was demolished by
INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 1 minute Challenge melee.  Actually, not a full minute, the
fight really was over with incredible speed.
     FEZZIK (45-814) (23-14-1,126) of MAX'S MIRACLE challenged DOBBIE (84-30850) (25-
41-2,109) of PEEP SHOW.  Down 17.  FEZZIK devastated DOBBIE in an action packed 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Some people REALLY don't like being peeped at.

For the title:
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (48-15-0,354) of SEA DOGS fought ERIK (56-3399) (50-
73-0,231) of MEN OF STEEL.  And despite Buried's very clean sponges, BURIED TREASURE
was overpowered by ERIK in a 1 minute uneven Title match.  Our congratulations to
Erik.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERIK 56-3399                 51  73     258  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     56  40  2  245  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         48  50  1  224  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            40  41     224  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          43  34     221  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             44  32     220  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 KULGAN 56-4268               42  50  3  220  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 RUTH 18-10121                53  47     219  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       80  75  1  215  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          42  47     214  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ETHER 36-7552                42  27  1  211  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CERES 99-3866                26  25  4  210  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 ONE MIC 36-7580              41  13  1  208  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 ASSUR 18-7821                73 126  2  205  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DAGAN 21-7201                54  41     205  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 NERO 29-5707                 50  54  1  203  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      32  22  2  200  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       39  18  1  199  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        28  19  1  198  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        96  82     197  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 SHIV 26-5006                 35  23  1  196  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 URA GONER 8-5214             31  17  2  196  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       27  44  4  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              44  68  1  191  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          40  38     191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           57  66  3  190  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      48  16     190  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       34   8  1  189  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         47  43  1  188  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     41  16     188  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        27  19  1  187  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      35  21     185  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          40  32     184  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       39  25     180  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            24  12     180  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         39  32     179  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             39  25  1  178  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    38  20     178  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 GZA 84-27225                 33  12     178  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    26  30     178  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 VIPER 36-7544                47  32     177  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 DROKK 31-4014                35  29  2  177  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 FUNKY MONK 84-26803          26  16  3  176  BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733)   BLACKSTONE
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         49  44     174  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          34  30  2  174  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 JOB 18-6129                  29 159     173  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
-LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           28  10  1  172  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 DAEMYN 71-2940               19   7     171  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 WELL DON 16-6079             35  21     170  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 DMX 25-5675                  33  25  2  169  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           30  19  2  169  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364           22   6  1  168  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975   31  27  1  164  EXTREME AGGRESSION (1712)  TALCAMA
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021        31  11     162  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       38  34     158  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            36  13  1  157  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    35  20  1  155  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DANG LEN 62-4694             33  23     153  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           31  14     153  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          29  11     153  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         28   7     152  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 VULCAN 99-3864               25  25  4  152  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 SAURON 25-5581               34  18  2  151  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   24  10  1  151  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CUTPURSE 2-5920              29   9  1  149  DUNGEON CELL (1707)        NIANIA
 MR. FROST 82-4399            33  35  1  148  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      34  43     147  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        24  21  2  146  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 EDDY 18-10120                19   3  1  145  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    45  51     144  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 MC SHAN 18-10307             31  21     144  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          33  60     143  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          46  46     140  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           26  17  2  140  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 KING RAT 9-5715              34  16  1  139  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     29  29  3  139  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         31  25     137  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BOA 1-8830                   27  37     136  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      35  34     135  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ANDERSON 84-30894            20  14  1  134  MASS EFFECT (1704)         BLACKSTONE
 FEZZIK 45-814                24  14  1  133  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             32  19     132  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            16  10  7  131  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 JAZI 29-3560                 30  13     130  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      25  22  1  130  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725)      ROCANIS
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581        21   9     130  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       19  15     127  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     39  39     123  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         28  16  1  122  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700)   BLACKSTONE
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          22  16     122  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 SNOWMAN 29-3460              29  26  1  121  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       31  13     120  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         25  22  1  119  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           21  15  1  119  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 E-X 33-3176                  25  27     118  DEMONSPAWN (1691)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      39  53     117  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        33  20  1  117  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          25  20  1  117  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         13  27  4  116  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 XYLOID 65-7141               31  30  1  112  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083    27  23  1  112  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 TAL 46-3106                  21  17  2  112  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             32  29  2  109  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 ANGEL 75-2193                22  31     109  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 ODB 14-4891                  21  20  2  108  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     26  15  4  107  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 DOBBIE 84-30850              25  42  2  106  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          31  17  1  104  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      37  31     100  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 CHIRON 17-4235               25  24  3  100  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 MARY MARY 1-8872             30  41  1   97  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         28   6  1   97  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           22  10      96  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 KINGU 50-3575                20  16      96  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       26  25  4   95  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 GLORY 35-2429                28  19      94  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         26  23  2   94  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             25   9  1   93  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          32  26      92  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800      24  19      92  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726)   ANDOR
 UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512    21  10      92  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           29  24  1   90  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         21   2  1   89  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          34  26  1   87  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DROXINE 56-4298              25  33      87  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 FRAN TIC 1-520               21  18  2   87  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     18  16  1   87  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 PRADUS 99-3707               16  15  4   87  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           26  22      85  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 RAVAGE 29-4444               25  22  1   85  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 A MAN 35-4521                17   8  2   84  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          21  10      83  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       28  21      82  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        27  24  1   81  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 KRAIT 56-4344                20  18      81  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             10  15  4   81  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 MOE 1-440                    20  16      79  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        27  48  1   78  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           21  12  1   78  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           10  20  5   78  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
-FREDDY FENDER 28-3956        18  22  1   77  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
 WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442         21  14      76  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 COSMO 19-4498                19  12      75  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      19  12      74  U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701)      BLACKSTONE
 COG 5-4132                   18  12  2   74  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       27  40      73  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 FRANK N. STEIN 1-513         26  16      73  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       22  12  1   73  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714)    ZUWAYZA
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           17  24  3   73  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 IXION 21-7741                24  27      72  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SIERRA 13-5616               23  10      72  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       29  19  4   71  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 EXNUR 21-85                  26  16      70  VANGUARD (1715)            SUNSET
-INIGO MONTOYA 45-813         20  10      70  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 LITTLE LION 13-5626          19   9  1   70  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       18  26  4   66  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DROW 81-1774                 30  39  1   65  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOLGAN 56-751                31  80  4   64  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 GALILEO 9-5706               27  26  2   64  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 HOFFA 18-9369                39 124      62  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          18  19  1   62  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-GUNSLINGER 65-6960           18   7  1   61  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          26  20  2   60  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 NO SMOKING 82-625            19  13  4   59  RESTRICTIONS (1743)        DWES EG
 MERCURY 9-5692               36  21  2   58  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-DEATHSCAR 46-3989            17   5  1   57  BLACK COLOSSUS (1742)      ARDIVENT
-ROCK RHYMES 1-9121           19   5      56  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     25  21      55  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       24  15      55  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 COREA 12-7086                19  21      55  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         15  25      55  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         23  15  1   54  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 FRANKIE 13-5579              21  42      54  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        13  12  5   54  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 YEZURA 29-5953               17  14  1   53  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 R.L. 6-6842                  23  17  1   52  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         21  26  1   52  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        27  14      49  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        21   9  3   49  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         18  24      49  HIGHWAY 61 (1744)          BLACKSTONE
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       23  22  1   48  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 TEQUILA 28-5341              19   9  1   44  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      13   7      44  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1748)    ZUKAL
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          16  10      40  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 HOFFA 18-8478                37 151  1   39  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           22  11      39  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907       21  45  1   34  LAST WALTZ (1734)          BLACKSTONE
 RUMPLE 25-5755               15  17      33  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 COWBOYS 97-5301               7   5  4   20  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

B'ziadul -- What the hell kind of name is that, anyway? -- Hammerhead

Sauron -- That's what you get for giving me the evil eye. -- Surly Deckhand

Weeeee! -- Cutpurse and Sticky Fingers

Kjarran's Hammer -- I hate! Hate! HATE! losing that way. -- Slice Construct

Pieholden Sweet -- I wasn't *really* trying to cut you in two.  That was more for
publicity, than actual dismemberment. -- Suicide King

Flesh Hunter -- Hmmmm... May have to use that backup more often. -- Fezzik

Double True -- Triply frustrating. -- Kid Dynamite

Elmore James -- You almost had enough defense to defeat me.  Almost. -- Tal

The Square -- That was the old, "Ask for an autograph, then impale on sword" trick.
Works every time! -- Frontal Assault

Hoffa -- I thought I challenged the other one?!? -- Cowboys

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FEZZIK devastated DOBBIE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SUICIDE KING was demolished by INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SLICE CONSTRUCT overpowered ANGEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TAL defeated BABY BLUE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
FRONTAL ASSAULT was subdued by ODB in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
NO SMOKING was devastated by YONDER ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FRANK N. STEIN was bested by PRADUS in a popular 5 minute Challenge competition.
COWBOYS was viciously subdued by CRIPPLE CREEK in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
EXNUR was outwaited by INNARD SKINARD in a popular 14 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
FRAN TIC slimly won victory over ZENSU LASAGNA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BURIED TREASURE was overpowered by ERIK in a 1 minute uneven Title match.
HARBOR MASTER was beaten by ELEVENTH in a exciting 1 minute fight.
HAMMERHEAD was demolished by ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SHE'S A JAR was devastated by CERES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
SKIP JAMES beat SUBPRIME RIB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
ONUPHRE was vanquished by SURLY DECKHAND in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
KULGAN handily defeated VIPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
DROKK was overpowered by JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NERO beat LORD'S PRAYER in a exciting 6 minute gory bout.
URA GONER was overcome by ETHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
BRITISH SEA POWER was narrowly defeated by TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a 3 minute fight.
B'ZIADUL was demolished by DAGAN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
SHIV viciously subdued CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
MANNY LEHMAN savagely defeated GOPHER BAROQUE in a exciting 8 minute gory duel.
KURT COBAIN vanquished GRAVITRON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DMX was vanquished by STORMCROWE PIE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NAKED LUNCH handily defeated COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 2 minute uneven bout.
JOB was overpowered by SLITHERING IDIOT in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
ASSUR overpowered WELL DON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
ONE MIC savagely defeated GLOBULIZER in a popular 3 minute gory match.
RUTH savagely defeated CHOPPED RABBIT in a popular 8 minute gruesome bout.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was subdued by DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY in a 1 minute contest.
AGENT OF BRUTALITY was defeated by TICK ... TOCK in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
STICKY FINGERS devastated BLIND BLAKE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JOE MAMA was defeated by VULCAN in a exciting 2 minute match.
ARCHERS OF LOAF overcame DAEMYN in a action packed 1 minute match.
FUNKY MONK savagely defeated DANG LEN in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
HERO SANDWICH overpowered HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SAURON was beaten by BLACK DEATH in a exciting 3 minute fight.
GAG HALFRUNT vanquished DOUBLE TRUE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
GZA demolished KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BAD BORSCHT handily defeated DIZZY GILLESPIE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ANDERSON viciously subdued KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal melee.
SOFA KNEE was beaten by JAZI in a exciting 1 minute fight.
E-X was overpowered by RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PLYOMETRICS was overpowered by EDDY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
IMAGINATION viciously subdued TALIB KWELI in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
GARLIC ARAOI was overcome by BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute bout.
PAID IN FULL was subdued by CUTPURSE in a popular 4 minute battle.
MC SHAN overpowered LORETTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WOMAN AT THE WELL savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 5 minute struggle.
56TH AND WABASHA was bested by SNOWMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
XYLOID was demolished by MR. CHUCK in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
BOA was devastated by RED SPECIAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEADLY FORCE slimly lost to NINJA FERD in a popular 6 minute gory struggle.
MAUL ON WHEELS was bested by FLESH HUNTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
CAPTURED PORK overpowered DEEP BLUE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SAND MAGGOT was demolished by MR. FROST in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
SURGEON OF DEMISE was viciously subdued by ROBERT JOHNSON in a popular 4 minute fight.
KING RAT subdued LORETTA in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
KINGU overpowered FRANKIE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
JANIS JOBLIN narrowly defeated MOE in a 3 minute brutal battle.
MARY MARY won victory over WYLE E. CYOTEE in a 4 minute fight.
PULLED ORC was overpowered by CHIRON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JELLY BELLY vanquished LITTLE LION in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET savagely defeated B&G BOUNCER in a popular 2 minute gory match.
KID DYNAMITE defeated DROW in a 2 minute fight.
IRON HANDED devastated MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 2 minute brutal mismatched duel.
UNTAMED BERZERKER overcame RIB IAYE in a exciting 1 minute match.
FLAME SPIDER lost to GALILEO in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
TOCK .. TICK savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
JIMMY THE HAND was handily defeated by GLORY in a 2 minute mismatched match.
PRAWN STAR vanquished JIMMY WIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KRAIT handily defeated ORGAN GRINDER in a 1 minute uneven match.
DROXINE handily defeated JACK OF HEARTS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOLGAN was savagely defeated by SIERRA in a 2 minute brutal contest.
LATE AFTERNOON was devastated by HERMY in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SADDAM A GO-GO defeated DRAGON FRUIT in a 4 minute fray.
THE HAMILTONS was overpowered by FIGHTING ILLINI in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
A MAN viciously subdued SAVAGE BEATING in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
SYCAMORE STYLE won victory over MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute duel.
YEZURA was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a exciting 6 minute gruesome fray.
RAVAGE savagely defeated COREA in a exciting 2 minute bloody competition.
TEQUILA was demolished by OOZING MY MIND in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GEORGIA SAM overcame HERMY in a popular 4 minute melee.
RUMPLE was overpowered by HERMY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
VIBRANT THING luckily beat HOFFA in a slow 16 minute bloody duel.
BLACKBERRY overpowered R.L. in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SILVER SEAS was vanquished by COG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
SEYMORE GUTTS was overpowered by JOY OF LOSING in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
IXION was viciously subdued by ALBERT KING in a action packed 2 minute gory battle.
COSMO was bested by ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
PUTRID DEFILER was viciously subdued by THE SQUARE in a exciting 4 minute match.
LEAD BELLY was defeated by HERMY in a 2 minute duel.
MERCURY was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BICYCLE RACE handily defeated LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH was luckily beaten by ARCHED EYELID in a 4 minute contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      50         SLASHING ATTACK   64 -  49 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         STRIKING ATTACK   74 -  61 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  19         LUNGING ATTACK   174 - 159 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   19         BASHING ATTACK    76 -  72 -  4      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  24 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         AIMED BLOW       237 - 237 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-STRIKE      30 -  33 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         PARRY-LUNGE       32 -  40 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         WALL OF STEEL     65 -  89 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  63 -  0      42  |

Turn 658 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK    13 -  6     AIMED BLOW        24 - 26         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     13 -  6     LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 20         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  9         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  8         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               51  73  0  258 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
AIMED BLOW       MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074       48  50  1  224 COLLEGE RADIO (1541)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        43  34  0  221 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
LUNGING ATTACK   ELEVENTH 12-6963           44  32  0  220 BLUE NOTE (1642)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              53  47  0  219 SHEPHERDS (1713)
PARRY-STRIKE     ARTHUR DENT 11-7305        42  47  0  214 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)
STRIKING ATTACK  JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514    32  22  2  200 D.R.I. (1471)
TOTAL PARRY      TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105      28  19  1  198 FEAR FACTORY II (1730)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     39  25  0  180 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
WALL OF STEEL    GLOBULIZER 8-3973          24  12  0  180 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)

The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362.  The ten other most popular fighters were MANNY 
LEHMAN 51-5074, FRANK N. STEIN 1-513, LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, DEADLY FORCE 75-3513, 
SHIV 26-5006, ANDERSON 84-30894, WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583, CUTPURSE 2-5920, 
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200, and AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EXNUR 21-85, MERCURY 9-5692, SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243, R.L. 6-6842, 
TEQUILA 28-5341, COREA 12-7086, JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963, ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348, JIMMY 
WIN 84-30898, and LITTLE LION 13-5626.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  5 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          5  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  3 0  CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  3 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  2 0  LAPUR(29)            4  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  4 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  4 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  3 0  DWES EG(82)          4  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  3 0  RODEKI(42)           1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  5 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  4 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      3  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      38  34  0  158  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       96  82  0  197  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348        15  25  0   55  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364          22   6  1  168  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           40  41  0  224  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         18  19  1   62  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            31  17  2  196  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720          31  14  0  153  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105    41  16  0  188  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         42  47  0  214  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            44  32  0  220  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              23  10  0   72  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 ODB 14-4891                 21  20  2  108  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            35  21  0  170  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 CHIRON 17-4235              25  24  3  100  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               53  47  0  219  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           36  13  1  157  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      80  75  1  215  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   26  30  0  178  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021       31  11  0  162  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 DMX 25-5675                 33  25  2  169  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                35  23  1  196  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             19   9  1   44  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 NERO 29-5707                50  54  1  203  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             44  68  1  191  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   38  20  0  178  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     48  16  0  190  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129          57  66  3  190  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 ETHER 36-7552               42  27  1  211  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   45  51  0  144  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         22  16  0  122  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523      34   8  1  189  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     35  21  0  185  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 FEZZIK 45-814               24  14  1  133  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         43  34  0  221  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        28   7  0  152  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               20  16  0   96  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        48  50  1  224  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 ERIK 56-3399                51  73  0  258  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800     24  19  0   92  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726)   ANDOR
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362      39  25  0  180  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      27  44  4  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            33  23  0  153  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              31  30  1  112  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            39  25  1  178  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509  24  10  1  151  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         40  38  0  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567        47  43  1  188  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105       28  19  1  198  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 GZA 84-27225                33  12  0  178  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        13  27  4  116  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029           16  10  7  131  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 CERES 99-3866               26  25  4  210  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE