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Date : 03/25/2015 Duedate: 04/07/2015
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 659
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 14 6 0 70.0 LAST WALTZ 84/1734
2 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691 50 30 0 62.5 STILLMATIC 36/1652
3 SEA DOGS 18/426 1077 754 9 58.8 INJURY FAIL 84/1689
SEA DOGS 21/1446 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
SEA DOGS 33/1501 MASS EFFECT 84/1704
SEA DOGS 35/1502 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
DUNGEON CELL 2/1707 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
4 CREAM OF THE 2/589 128 94 0 57.7 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
5 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 526 422 2 55.5 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 9 THE TAKEN 29/350 211 217 1 49.3
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 NEVERBORN 30/1750
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 10 MADMAN 82/1081 28 29 0 49.1
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 STRONGMEN 17/1644
ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685 RESTRICTIONS 82/1743
6 WRATHMEN XI 71/1581 169 138 2 55.0 11 GWAR 82/1731 93 100 3 48.2
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 D.R.I. 21/1471
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601 BIG TEN 3 82/1747
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 FEAR FACTORY 61/666
7 WE GOT GAME 46/1695 37 36 2 50.7 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
ONE MAN GANG 35/1718 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672
MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721 FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725 BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694 KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1748
STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 57/1726 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714
8 QUEEN 9/1629 770 765 6 50.2 EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1712
TRIBE 24/1648 12 T-3 98/1591 256 288 3 47.1
B.I.G. 32/1683 MMM BEER!! 13/1710
RUN DMC 1/1626 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
BIRDEMIC 84/1751 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
ARE YOU ? 22/1647 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
BIG SHOTS 28/1739 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
BLUE NOTE 12/1642 SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
CRITICALS 75/1635 SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
I WANT YOU 3/1699 U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701
PEEP SHOW 84/1696 U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
AL BUMS II 84/1636 U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
HIGHWAY 61 84/1744 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
13 SCRABBLE 65/1662 86 97 0 47.0 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
SEINFELD 19/1741 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
TREXTRAS 56/1660 15 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708 24 31 0 43.6
TECHNOLOGY 5/1639 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
OTTO'S DINER 81/1663 16 ARROGANCE 18/755 570 914 11 38.4
14 TREKKERS 29/1534 224 262 4 46.1 17 UPSTARTS 1/1706 8 19 0 29.6
BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545 VANGUARD 21/1715
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
No doubt about it, spring has arrived. The sky is blue, the ground is not
covered in snow, and young women are walking around in skimpy clothing get
chillblains on unusual spots because it isn't WARM yet. Still, these are all things
that make me feel good about life. Or in my case, unlife. Don't forget, *I* never
do, that I'm dead. Do you know, there are actually people in Alastari who would tax
my unlife if I didn't have the best lawyer on the Isle at my shoulder?
But you don't want to hear about that, you want to hear about fights.
One hundred two fights, which is ridiculous, but I figure it's tourney
preparation. Tourney managers and their warriors do what they gotta do, and the rest
of us work around it. Eight challenges, and only nineteen standbys. I guess a lot
of those mega-managers have ended up fighting each other. Good! The standbys
COMPLAIN so when they feel overworked.
Significant point movements, Captured Pork up 42, B'ziadul down 31. Same fight.
Apparently Job was most challenged. Nobody was most avoided, so far as I can tell,
possibly because no avoids were posted. That would tend to do it.
So, here are the top twenty-four fights, including the title match, the
challenges, and fifteen others.
BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (48-16-0,190) of SEA DOGS fought CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC
(22-7035) (26-30-0,178) of ARE YOU ?. BURIED TREASURE overpowered CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC
in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. Really makes you wonder what was buried in that
Treasure, doesn't it?
SHE'S A JAR (33-7804) (40-32-0,184) of SUMMERTEETH fought HARBOR MASTER (18-
10008) (39-18-1,199) of SEA DOGS. SHE'S A JAR was overpowered by HARBOR MASTER in a
1 minute uneven fight. I dunno if I'd call her a JAR, looked more like a bottle with
a message in it, to me.
SUBPRIME RIB (81-1567) (47-43-1,188) of OTTO'S DINER fought CERES (99-3866) (26-
25-4,210) of DODEKATHEON. SUBPRIME RIB was vanquished by CERES in a popular 1 minute
brutal mismatched fray. Ceres looked at the Subprime and banquished it, demanding
something FULLY PRIME instead.
SLITHERING IDIOT (10-6105) (41-16-0,188) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought DANG LEN (62-
4694) (33-23-0,153) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. SLITHERING IDIOT vanquished DANG LEN in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided match. That's the thing about slitherers. You
think they're just lying there being inert, and the next thing you know, they've
thrown a couple of loops around your neck and you're in serious trouble.
URA GONER (8-5214) (31-17-2,196) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought BLIND BLAKE (6-6814)
(30-19-2,169) of BLACK AND BLUES. URA GONER was devastated by BLIND BLAKE in a
popular 1 minute one-sided contest. It's her name. She's cursed.
ONE MIC (36-7580) (41-13-1,208) of STILLMATIC fought JUSTIN CREDIBLE (21-6514)
(32-22-2,200) of D.R.I.. ONE MIC overpowered JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute
mismatched fight. Incredible, isn't it?
ARCHERS OF LOAF (43-4837) (35-21-0,185) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO fought HERO
SANDWICH (24-5021) (31-11-0,162) of SHEWISH BUFFET. ARCHERS OF LOAF subdued HERO
SANDWICH in an exciting 1 minute bout. Hey, the archers were REALLY HUNGRY.
STICKY FINGERS (42-4523) (34-8-1,189) of DUNGEON CELL fought ONUPHRE (31-3385)
(44-68-1,191) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!. STICKY FINGERS was devastated by ONUPHRE in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. And the worst thing is, the Fingers were forced
to WASH in the Infirmary.
SKIP JAMES (6-6579) (40-41-0,224) of BLACK AND BLUES fought DAGAN (21-7201) (54-
41-0,205) of BLOOD AND SAND. SKIP JAMES was devastated by DAGAN in an exciting 1
minute uneven duel. Black and blue and blood red on the sands.
RUTH (18-10121) (53-47-0,219) of SHEPHERDS fought LORD'S PRAYER (35-4456) (27-
19-1,187) of FOOT OF PRIDE. RUTH slimly won victory over LORD'S PRAYER in an action
packed 6 minute gory fight. And "slim" looks very good on the lady, too.
MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (48-50-1,224) of COLLEGE RADIO fought SHARON SHEW (101-
25) (0-0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101. MANNY LEHMAN was bested by SHARON SHEW in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute bout. The only standby in this batch of fights, and she WON.
Somebody should be ashamed of himself. Where's your stamina?
ETHER (36-7552) (42-27-1,211) of STILLMATIC fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (57-66-
3,190) of SEA DOGS. ETHER handily defeated HAMMERHEAD in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided contest. Hammerhead just seemed to fall asleep.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (80-75-1,215) of SEA DOGS fought KURT COBAIN (46-4253)
(43-34-0,221) of THE 27 CLUB. SURLY DECKHAND defeated KURT COBAIN in an exciting 2
minute bloody match. The Deckhand hurled scowls and unfriendly remarks the whole
time.
ELEVENTH (12-6963) (44-32-0,220) of BLUE NOTE fought TWIGGY RAMEIZ (82-7105)
(28-19-1,198) of FEAR FACTORY II. ELEVENTH was defeated by TWIGGY RAMEIZ in an
action packed 5 minute gory match. And you know what, it worked, at the end of the
fight, when Twiggy went to shake his had, Eleventh was AFRAID.
KULGAN (56-4268) (42-50-3,220) of MEN OF STEEL fought GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359)
(96-82-0,197) of CREAM OF THE SLOP. KULGAN was luckily beaten by GOPHER BAROQUE in
an action packed 7 minute gory duel. Once the gophers move in, anything can happen,
and most of it bad.
The challenges:
COWBOYS (97-5301) (7-5-4,20) of DEAD MAN'S HAND challenged CRIPPLE CREEK (84-
30907) (21-45-1,34) of LAST WALTZ. Up 14. COWBOYS was viciously subdued by CRIPPLE
CREEK in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Seems odd; I thought they were a natural
pairing.
FRONTAL ASSAULT (57-1800) (24-19-0,92) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! challenged CHIRON
(17-4235) (25-24-3,100) of STRONGMEN. Up 8. FRONTAL ASSAULT was beaten by CHIRON in
a 1 minute Challenge brawl. Yup. Chiron isn't called a strongman for nothing.
KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) (26-23-2,94) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT! challenged KINGU (50-
3575) (20-16-0,96) of MESOPOTAMIA. Up 2. KID DYNAMITE narrowly defeated KINGU in a
2 minute Challenge struggle. Dynamite strategy, Kid.
BOA (1-8830) (27-37-0,136) of SERPENTS' HOLD challenged JOB (18-6129) (29-159-
0,173) of SHEPHERDS. Up 37, I think. This is the Most Challenged match. BOA was
bested by JOB in an action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl. Job may have a strange
record, but he's no push-over.
SUICIDE KING (35-3104) (25-22-1,119) of ONE MAN GANG challenged INCREDIBLE SPEED
(75-476) (34-43-0,147) of CRITICALS. Up 28. SUICIDE KING slimly lost to INCREDIBLE
SPEED in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight. I'd call that challenge almost...
suicidal.
SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (25-22-1,130) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT challenged BIG BILL
BROONZY (6-6640) (35-34-0,135) of BLACK AND BLUES. Up 5. SLICE CONSTRUCT defeated
BIG BILL BROONZY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel. Slice him and dice
him.
TAL (46-3106) (21-17-2,112) of WE GOT GAME challenged XYLOID (65-7141) (31-30-
1,112) of SCRABBLE. Straight across. TAL vanquished XYLOID in an exciting 1 minute
uneven Challenge battle. Ha! You thought Tal only did chess. Now you know better.
FEZZIK (45-814) (24-14-1,133) of MAX'S MIRACLE challenged KICK INTHE TEETH (82-
7173) (29-29-3,139) of GWAR. Up 6. FEZZIK devastated KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. A name like "kick in the teeth"? It's an invitation is
what it is.
And for the title:
ERIK (56-3399) (51-73-0,258) of MEN OF STEEL fought ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (42-
47-0,214) of THE HITCHHIKERS. ERIK vanquished ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute uneven Title
duel. And Erik holds onto his title. Good work, Erik. Keep it up.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ERIK 56-3399 52 73 268 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 56 40 2 245 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 81 75 1 228 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
RUTH 18-10121 54 47 228 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
ONE MIC 36-7580 42 13 1 223 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
CERES 99-3866 27 25 4 222 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
ETHER 36-7552 43 27 1 219 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
DAGAN 21-7201 55 41 216 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
ONUPHRE 31-3385 45 68 1 214 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 29 19 1 213 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 40 18 1 210 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 41 38 209 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 97 82 207 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
NERO 29-5707 51 54 1 207 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
SHIV 26-5006 36 23 1 207 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 31 19 2 201 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ELEVENTH 12-6963 44 33 200 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 43 35 200 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
KULGAN 56-4268 42 51 3 200 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 49 16 198 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 36 21 197 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 32 23 2 197 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 28 44 4 197 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 42 16 195 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 39 20 195 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 40 42 194 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 42 48 190 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 27 20 1 190 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
ASSUR 18-7821 73 127 2 189 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 57 67 3 187 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 48 51 1 185 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 40 33 184 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
VULCAN 99-3864 26 25 4 184 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
BLACK DEATH 5-5364 23 6 1 184 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 47 44 1 183 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 40 25 182 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 25 12 182 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 34 9 1 180 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 26 31 179 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
FUNKY MONK 84-26803 27 16 3 178 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733) BLACKSTONE
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 50 44 176 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 39 33 176 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
URA GONER 8-5214 31 18 2 175 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
JOB 18-6129 30 159 175 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 34 31 2 174 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
DAEMYN 71-2940 19 8 174 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583 36 20 1 173 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
GZA 84-27225 33 13 172 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 22 9 172 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
KING RAT 9-5715 35 16 1 170 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
CUTPURSE 2-5920 30 9 1 170 DUNGEON CELL (1707) NIANIA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 37 13 1 168 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 32 25 168 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 31 12 168 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
IMAGINATION 26-4975 30 11 163 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
JOE MAMA 21-6771 33 19 160 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 38 35 159 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DANG LEN 62-4694 33 24 159 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
ANDERSON 84-30894 21 14 1 159 MASS EFFECT (1704) BLACKSTONE
SOFA KNEE 84-30839 22 15 1 156 INJURY FAIL (1689) BLACKSTONE
VIPER 36-7544 47 33 154 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
DROKK 31-4014 35 30 2 154 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
SAURON 25-5581 35 18 2 154 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
WELL DON 16-6079 35 22 154 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 28 8 153 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723) NORTH FORK
MR. FROST 82-4399 34 35 1 151 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975 31 28 1 151 EXTREME AGGRESSION (1712) TALCAMA
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 31 15 151 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 25 21 2 150 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 35 43 149 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 23 16 149 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 39 26 1 147 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
FEZZIK 45-814 25 14 1 147 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 46 51 146 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
MC SHAN 18-10307 32 21 146 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
DMX 25-5675 33 26 2 145 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 40 53 144 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 26 18 2 143 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
BOA 1-8830 27 38 141 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 33 61 140 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 26 22 1 140 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725) ROCANIS
PLYOMETRICS 84-31176 29 16 1 137 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700) BLACKSTONE
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 16 11 7 137 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509 24 11 1 136 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ODB 14-4891 22 20 2 136 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 14 27 4 136 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
THE LIMPER 29-1433 44 43 132 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
EDDY 18-10120 19 4 1 131 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 19 16 130 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 29 30 3 129 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
SNOWMAN 29-3460 29 27 1 129 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 35 35 128 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 34 20 1 128 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 26 20 1 128 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 46 47 124 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 25 23 1 124 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
E-X 33-3176 25 28 124 DEMONSPAWN (1691) NIATOLI ISLAND
TAL 46-3106 22 17 2 124 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 39 40 119 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 32 30 2 119 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
JELLY BELLY 38-5063 32 17 1 118 SHEWISH CANDY (1719) CLIFFHOME
JAZI 29-3560 30 14 116 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083 27 24 1 112 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 38 31 111 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
ANGEL 75-2193 22 32 111 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
CHIRON 17-4235 26 24 3 106 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
DOBBIE 84-30850 25 43 2 106 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 31 14 105 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 26 16 4 105 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
MARY MARY 1-8872 31 41 1 103 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
XYLOID 65-7141 31 31 1 103 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 29 6 1 103 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 27 23 2 103 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 33 26 101 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAVAGE 29-4444 26 22 1 100 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
SIERRA 13-5616 24 10 100 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 22 2 1 100 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
THE SQUARE 14-4892 30 24 1 99 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
GLORY 35-2429 29 19 97 HERO ALLIANCE (609) MURSKA
OOZING MY MIND 84-50273 20 12 1 96 U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701) BLACKSTONE
DROXINE 56-4298 26 33 95 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
ALBERT KING 6-6821 27 22 94 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 19 16 1 93 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
KINGU 50-3575 20 17 92 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512 21 11 91 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800 24 20 90 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726) ANDOR
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 22 10 90 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
NO SMOKING 82-625 20 13 4 90 RESTRICTIONS (1743) DWES EG
RIB IAYE 99-4345 11 15 4 90 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732) SOUTH RIDGE
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 28 24 1 89 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 26 26 4 88 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
A MAN 35-4521 18 8 2 86 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
DOLGAN 56-751 32 80 4 84 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
PULLED ORC 45-4702 21 13 1 82 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 16 25 81 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
FRANK N. STEIN 1-513 27 16 80 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775 24 15 1 80 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 25 15 79 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
EXNUR 21-85 26 17 78 VANGUARD (1715) SUNSET
IRON HANDED 75-3508 34 27 1 77 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
COG 5-4132 18 13 2 77 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
-FREDDY FENDER 28-3956 18 22 1 77 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
BABY BLUE 5-5321 25 10 1 76 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
MOE 1-440 20 17 76 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 28 40 75 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
PRAWN STAR 81-2149 22 11 75 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 19 19 1 75 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 22 13 1 74 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714) ZUWAYZA
COSMO 19-4498 19 13 74 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 10 21 5 74 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 27 49 1 71 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 26 21 70 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
RUMPLE 25-5755 16 17 69 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 28 22 68 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 27 20 2 67 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
IXION 21-7741 24 28 67 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
FRAN TIC 1-520 21 19 2 67 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
-SOVEREIGN 39-3893 20 7 67 DARQUE ANGELS (1483) XOCHITHLAN
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 29 20 4 66 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 22 26 1 63 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
KRAIT 56-4344 20 19 61 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
JIMMY WIN 84-30898 17 25 3 61 BIRDEMIC (1751) BLACKSTONE
MERCURY 9-5692 36 22 2 60 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
FRANKIE 13-5579 21 43 60 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442 21 15 60 UPSTARTS (1706) MORDANT
FIXED DRINK 35-4529 20 4 60 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
HOFFA 18-9369 39 125 58 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GEORGIA SAM 84-32938 19 24 57 HIGHWAY 61 (1744) BLACKSTONE
R.L. 6-6842 23 18 1 56 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
-ROCK RHYMES 1-9121 19 5 56 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
PRADUS 99-3707 16 16 4 56 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
DROW 81-1774 30 40 1 53 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-YEZURA 29-5953 17 14 1 53 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243 13 13 5 52 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686) SYVYN'S HILL
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 28 14 51 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
LITTLE LION 13-5626 19 10 1 50 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
BEA HEADER 99-4683 6 7 4 49 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
VIBRANT THING 24-5114 21 10 3 47 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
TEQUILA 28-5341 20 9 1 46 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
BLOODY MARY 25-5754 19 12 1 44 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 13 8 44 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1748) ZUKAL
JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419 18 27 4 43 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
HOFFA 18-8478 37 152 1 40 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963 23 23 1 39 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907 22 45 1 39 LAST WALTZ (1734) BLACKSTONE
GALILEO 9-5706 27 27 2 37 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
COREA 12-7086 19 22 37 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 16 11 34 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 22 12 24 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
COWBOYS 97-5301 7 6 4 19 DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749) SHADOW GROVE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 13 8 0 KARNHORN KARNAGE 1748 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273 659
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Olaf -- It's not easy, enjoying the fine fare from Lady Greywand's table, drinking
the land's best ale, watching the most skilled warriors from your finely appointed
luxury suite, and then reporting on it. We appreciate your sacrifice. Keep up the
good work! -- Donald Trump, et al.
Angel -- Girl, you just not right. -- Slice Construct
Incredible Speed -- It's not polite to steal the initiative so easily, without so
much as a how-do-you-riposte? -- Suicide King
Dobbie -- I assumed you would be... shorter. -- Fezzik
Drow -- I'm sure you saw the matchup and thought, "easy win." Not so fast there,
Skippy. I got skills! -- Kid Dynamite
Baby Blue -- Mama always said, "If at first you don't succeed... Work on your
riposte." She was one smart cookie. -- Tal
ODB -- I admire your pluck! Most would have given up but not you. You hung in
there!! Through desperation. Through attempted dismemberment. Dang, I admire you.
-- Frontal Assault
Cripple Creek -- Thank you for the skills. Shall we dance again? -- Cowboys
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FEZZIK devastated KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TAL vanquished XYLOID in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SLICE CONSTRUCT defeated BIG BILL BROONZY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
SUICIDE KING slimly lost to INCREDIBLE SPEED in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
BOA was bested by JOB in a action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl.
KID DYNAMITE narrowly defeated KINGU in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
FRONTAL ASSAULT was beaten by CHIRON in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
COWBOYS was viciously subdued by CRIPPLE CREEK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ERIK vanquished ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
KULGAN was luckily beaten by GOPHER BAROQUE in a action packed 7 minute gory duel.
ELEVENTH was defeated by TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a action packed 5 minute gory match.
SURLY DECKHAND defeated KURT COBAIN in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
ETHER handily defeated HAMMERHEAD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
MANNY LEHMAN was bested by SHARON SHEW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
RUTH slimly won victory over LORD'S PRAYER in a action packed 6 minute gory fight.
SKIP JAMES was devastated by DAGAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
STICKY FINGERS was devastated by ONUPHRE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ARCHERS OF LOAF subdued HERO SANDWICH in a exciting 1 minute bout.
ONE MIC overpowered JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
URA GONER was devastated by BLIND BLAKE in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
SLITHERING IDIOT vanquished DANG LEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SUBPRIME RIB was vanquished by CERES in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
SHE'S A JAR was overpowered by HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
NAKED LUNCH overpowered GZA in a 1 minute uneven match.
NERO beat DAEMYN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SHIV overpowered GAG HALFRUNT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
ASSUR lost to BRITISH SEA POWER in a popular 1 minute gory bout.
STORMCROWE PIE won victory over BAD BORSCHT in a popular 1 minute fray.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY was overpowered by JOE MAMA in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
B'ZIADUL was overpowered by CAPTURED PORK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
WOMAN AT THE WELL viciously subdued FLESH HUNTER in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
GRAVITRON savagely defeated COLOSSEUM HALLS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
VULCAN handily defeated VIPER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
AGENT OF BRUTALITY was handily defeated by CUTPURSE in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHOPPED RABBIT overpowered MR. CHUCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TICK ... TOCK handily defeated E-X in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SAURON viciously subdued NINJA FERD in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
DMX lost to NINJA FERD in a 2 minute duel.
BLACK DEATH devastated RED SPECIAL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
IMAGINATION viciously subdued RUN'S HOUSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
WELL DON was viciously subdued by KING RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal melee.
GLOBULIZER overpowered SNOWMAN in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
THE LIMPER was beaten by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a action packed 2 minute bout.
FUNKY MONK overpowered DEEP BLUE in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
DROKK was savagely defeated by DEADLY FORCE in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
EDDY was demolished by ANDERSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
ODB bested JAZI in a exciting 2 minute bloody conflict.
ANGEL was demolished by MC SHAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
SOFA KNEE devastated KATRINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
56TH AND WABASHA was bested by JELLY BELLY in a popular 1 minute bout.
DOBBIE was vanquished by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PAID IN FULL viciously subdued KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
DOUBLE TRUE overpowered SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
PLYOMETRICS demolished THEATRE BUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TALIB KWELI was overpowered by KATRINA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JOE WILLIAMS was savagely defeated by GARLIC ARAOI in a action packed 4 minute duel.
SURGEON OF DEMISE was overpowered by MAUL ON WHEELS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER was savagely defeated by MR. FROST in a exciting 2 minute battle.
ROBERT JOHNSON was overpowered by LORETTA in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
SAND MAGGOT vanquished UNTAMED BERZERKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
MARY MARY demolished BLACKBERRY in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
INNARD SKINARD was overpowered by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRAWN STAR was bested by NO SMOKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BABY BLUE was demolished by SIERRA in a 1 minute uneven match.
JANIS JOBLIN viciously subdued EXNUR in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
ELMORE JAMES slimly won victory over PULLED ORC in a exciting 3 minute bloody melee.
GLORY vanquished R.L. in a 2 minute uneven match.
IRON HANDED was overpowered by RAVAGE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ZENSU LASAGNA was demolished by ALBERT KING in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
FLAME SPIDER demolished SILVER SEAS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
TOCK .. TICK bested COG in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
JIMMY THE HAND was viciously subdued by LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute fight.
DROW was demolished by DRAGON FRUIT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
KRAIT was overpowered by LATE AFTERNOON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DROXINE savagely defeated MOE in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
DOLGAN vanquished WYLE E. CYOTEE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SADDAM A GO-GO was savagely defeated by ARCHED EYELID in a exciting 6 minute brawl.
THE HAMILTONS savagely defeated HOFFA in a unpopular 14 minute gruesome fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI overpowered IXION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FIXED DRINK was beaten by MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute battle.
A MAN defeated FRANKIE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome contest.
SAVAGE BEATING viciously subdued BEA HEADER in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
SYCAMORE STYLE was savagely defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute fight.
TEQUILA subdued B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
JIMMY WIN lost to MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a action packed 1 minute melee.
RUMPLE viciously subdued PRADUS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
GEORGIA SAM overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven duel.
OOZING MY MIND easily killed EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BLOODY MARY was bested by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
VIBRANT THING was vanquished by RIB IAYE in a popular 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SEYMORE GUTTS was overpowered by FRANK N. STEIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
COSMO was handily defeated by YONDER ORPHAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
PUTRID DEFILER was savagely defeated by THE SQUARE in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by BICYCLE RACE in a 2 minute bloody match.
LEAD BELLY was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
JACK OF HEARTS was vanquished by HERMY in a 1 minute uneven fray.
LITTLE LION was devastated by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COREA was beaten by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
JOY OF LOSING savagely defeated MERCURY in a action packed 1 minute bloody fight.
GALILEO was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ORGAN GRINDER viciously subdued FRAN TIC in a exciting 2 minute bloody brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 50 SLASHING ATTACK 64 - 45 - 0 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 38 STRIKING ATTACK 73 - 65 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 21 LUNGING ATTACK 178 - 164 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 18 BASHING ATTACK 82 - 77 - 3 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 AIMED BLOW 233 - 239 - 1 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 13 PARRY-LUNGE 34 - 36 - 1 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 23 - 26 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 WALL OF STEEL 71 - 87 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 37 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 66 - 0 41 |
Turn 659 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 1 AIMED BLOW 21 - 29 4 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 8 3 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 12 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 10 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 12 - 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 18 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 7 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK ERIK 56-3399 52 73 0 268 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 54 47 0 228 SHEPHERDS (1713)
SLASHING ATTACK ONE MIC 36-7580 42 13 1 223 STILLMATIC (1652)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ETHER 36-7552 43 27 1 219 STILLMATIC (1652)
LUNGING ATTACK DAGAN 21-7201 55 41 0 216 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
TOTAL PARRY TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 29 19 1 213 FEAR FACTORY II (1730)
STRIKING ATTACK JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 32 23 2 197 D.R.I. (1471)
PARRY-STRIKE ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 42 48 0 190 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)
PARRY-LUNGE CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 40 25 0 182 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
WALL OF STEEL GLOBULIZER 8-3973 25 12 0 182 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)
The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The most popular warrior
this turn was KULGAN 56-4268. The ten other most popular fighters were LORD'S PRAYER
35-4456, ELEVENTH 12-6963, GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776, PAID IN FULL 84-23375, SADDAM A
GO-GO 82-7155, WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583, GRAVITRON 19-5369, SUICIDE KING 35-3104,
IMAGINATION 26-4975, and JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478. The other ten least popular
fighters were LITTLE LION 13-5626, JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963, LEAD BELLY 17-7401,
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243, IXION 21-7741, THE HAMILTONS 41-4653, WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442,
KRAIT 56-4344, DROW 81-1774, and IRON HANDED 75-3508.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 6 0 SOLVEN(22) 0 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 4 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 4 3 0
KALTOS(5) 2 4 0 CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 4 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 3 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 LAPUR(29) 2 3 0 JURINE(61) 3 2 0
ARKERS(8) 1 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 4 0 ARVAT(32) 2 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 3 4 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 4 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 2 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 4 0
TOBIR(14) 2 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 3 0 0 DWES EG(82) 4 3 0
WILLAF(16) 0 3 0 RODEKI(42) 0 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 8 3 1
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 5 5 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 4 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 2 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 3 2 0
SUNSET(21) 3 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 38 35 0 159 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 97 82 0 207 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 16 25 0 81 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
BLACK DEATH 5-5364 23 6 1 184 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 31 19 2 201 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 19 19 1 75 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 25 12 0 182 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
KING RAT 9-5715 35 16 1 170 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 42 16 0 195 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 42 48 0 190 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 44 33 0 200 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
SIERRA 13-5616 24 10 0 100 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
ODB 14-4891 22 20 2 136 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 35 22 0 154 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
CHIRON 17-4235 26 24 3 106 STRONGMEN (1644) ALJAFIR
RUTH 18-10121 54 47 0 228 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 37 13 1 168 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 81 75 1 228 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 26 31 0 179 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 31 12 0 168 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 35 18 2 154 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 36 23 1 207 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
TEQUILA 28-5341 20 9 1 46 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NERO 29-5707 51 54 1 207 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ONUPHRE 31-3385 45 68 1 214 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 39 20 0 195 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 49 16 0 198 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 27 20 1 190 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
ONE MIC 36-7580 42 13 1 223 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 46 51 0 146 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 23 16 0 149 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 34 9 1 180 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 36 21 0 197 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 25 14 1 147 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 43 35 0 200 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 22 9 0 172 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 20 17 0 92 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 48 51 1 185 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
ERIK 56-3399 52 73 0 268 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800 24 20 0 90 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726) ANDOR
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 40 25 0 182 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 28 44 4 197 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 33 24 0 159 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
XYLOID 65-7141 31 31 1 103 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
DAEMYN 71-2940 19 8 0 174 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 32 25 0 168 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 41 38 0 209 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 47 44 1 183 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 29 19 1 213 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
FUNKY MONK 84-26803 27 16 3 178 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733) BLACKSTONE
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 14 27 4 136 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 16 11 7 137 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
CERES 99-3866 27 25 4 222 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
JASPER GULCH: DM 85
Zeb Karan around the big table. Arena staff of all ranks and titles sat and
stared at each other: arenamasters, standbys, Dark Arena warriors, stewards and
infirmarians, even the maintenance crew. This was not the first time they'd met like
this, and it probably wouldn't be the last.
"So this is it again, is it?" Lew Voth asked. "Less than seven years since they
closed Dwes Eg to new teams, and now they're closing Blackstone?"
"Only to new teams," one of the spymasters pointed out. "And it's necessary.
There are several file rooms we haven't been able to enter in months because they're
too full of team records."
"Nothing you couldn't fix with a lighted match," Jame Rinvar suggested.
Technically he should not have been there, since he'd taken over full time as the
arenamaster of Shadowspire. But no one wanted to tell him to leave.
"We may NEED those records one of these days," Chief Steward Hesselrod protested.
"We can't burn RECORDS."
"I could," Rinvar said.
"But you won't." Voth pinned him with a stare. "Don't stir up trouble for its
own sake, Jame."
Rinvar raised his hand in a gesture of surrender. "I'll be good, Lew."
"When are they shutting down Blackstone?"
"To new teams only, remember--the old ones will keep fighting if their managers
want to pay the fees. This week. Maybe next week. Hard to be sure, when you travel
from Alastari to anywhere else, there's a time distortion effect. But probably this
week. Same operating rules as Dwes Eg (82): no new teams in, but the old ones can
recruit new members. New teams will go to the new place--" Zeb Karan cast a look of
enquiry around the room.
"Jasper Gulch," a steward said.
"Right. New teams will go to Jasper Gulch. I'm not sure the day for it, probably
'opposite' Blackstone in the schedule. A regular two-week cycle. Teams can be
transfered in from regular arenas, I suppose, but not OUT."
Voth nodded. "We can work with this."
"Beats not working."