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Date   : 04/08/2015    Duedate: 04/21/2015

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DM 101    TURN 660

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     15    8   0 65.2      PEEP SHOW 84/1696
  2 DEMONSPAWN 33/1691    50   31   0 61.7      AL BUMS II 84/1636
  3 SEA DOGS 18/426     1083  765   9 58.6      HIGHWAY 61 84/1744
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            LAST WALTZ 84/1734
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            INJURY FAIL 84/1689
    DUNGEON CELL 2/1707                         LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         MASS EFFECT 84/1704
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719                       SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724                      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
  4 CREAM OF THE  2/589  129   94   0 57.8      BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
  5 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    531  429   2 55.3      HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                10 THE TAKEN 29/350     214  220   1 49.3
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
  6 WRATHMEN XI 71/1581  171  140   2 55.0      SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                     11-MADMAN 82/1081        28   29   0 49.1
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   STRONGMEN 17/1644
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   RESTRICTIONS 82/1743
  7 DEATH PENAL 78/1752   67   62   2 51.9   12 GWAR 82/1731         100  110   3 47.6
    BLACK COLOSSUS 46/1742                      D.R.I. 21/1471
    MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631                      BIG TEN 3 82/1747
  8 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   40   38   2 51.3      FEAR FACTORY 61/666
    ONE MAN GANG 35/1718                        MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721                       WHO DA MAN? 12/1672
    ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725                      FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749                     BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694                   FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 57/1726                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1748
  9 QUEEN 9/1629         819  794   6 50.8      KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714
    TRIBE 24/1648                               EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1712
    B.I.G. 32/1683                           13 T-3 98/1591          260  296   3 46.8
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              MMM BEER!! 13/1710
    BIRDEMIC 84/1751                            SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    ARE YOU ? 22/1647                           SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    BIG SHOTS 28/1739                           SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    BLUE NOTE 12/1642                           YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    CRITICALS 75/1635                           SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    I WANT YOU 3/1699                           SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701                   15 TREKKERS 29/1534     227  265   4 46.1
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686                      BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621                   THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
 14 SCRABBLE 65/1662      89  101   0 46.8   16 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   25   33   0 43.1
    SEINFELD 19/1741                            WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    TREXTRAS 56/1660                         17 ARROGANCE 18/755     571  916  11 38.4
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1639                        18-UPSTARTS 1/1706        8   19   0 29.6
    OTTO'S DINER 81/1663                        VANGUARD 21/1715

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oof.  It was so foggy this morning, I needed an hour of bumbling around in the
cold and the wet to even FIND the office.  But I'm hear now, with notes in hand.
What?  No, of course not, I have to be in the office to write this spy report.  It's 
almost a rule.
     Significant point movements:  Jazi up 47, Ura Goner down 36.  Same fight.  You
know there must be more than one up and one down that were noteworthy, but the
scribes in the office will only pick one of each.
     Colosseum Halls got the most challenges, and apparently nobody got "most"
avoids.  Or any?  (sound of papers being shuffled)  Right, no avoids issued.
     One hundred fights today, only nine challenges, and twenty-three standbys.

So, the top twenty-five fights:
     KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (43-35-0,200) of THE 27 CLUB fought BATTLING BOB (101-26)
(0-0-0,200) of Various Odd Bods.  KURT COBAIN was handily defeated by BATTLING BOB in
a 1 minute one-sided duel.  You can't see Bob's experience, but it's there.
     BLIND BLAKE (6-6814) (31-19-2,201) of BLACK AND BLUES fought CAPTURED PORK (47-
7581) (22-9-0,172) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  BLIND BLAKE overpowered CAPTURED PORK in a 1
minute one-sided fray.  This is what happens when you send him out with a fork.
     VULCAN (99-3864) (26-25-4,184) of DODEKATHEON fought TICK ... TOCK (60-511) (50-
44-0,176) of UNNAMEABLES.  VULCAN was savagely defeated by TICK ... TOCK in a 22
minute gruesome duel.  Vulcan just couldn't stand the noise.
     ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (42-48-0,190) of THE HITCHHIKERS fought BRITISH SEA POWER
(32-5370) (39-20-0,195) of COLLEGE RADIO.  ARTHUR DENT was overpowered by BRITISH SEA
POWER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Wekkm reakktm that's what British Sea Power is
FOR.
     SLITHERING IDIOT (10-6105) (42-16-0,195) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought GRAVITRON (19-
5369) (37-13-1,168) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC.  SLITHERING IDIOT was vanquished by
GRAVITRON in a 1 minute one-sided match.  Now the slitherer is just an oily film on
the floor.

     SHE'S A JAR (33-7804) (40-33-0,184) of SUMMERTEETH fought ARENAMASTER AZEEM
(101-28) (0-0-0,200) of Various Odd Bods.  SHE'S A JAR demolished ARENAMASTER AZEEM
in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Could be dangerous, annoying an Arenamaster like
that.
     LORD'S PRAYER (35-4456) (27-20-1,190) of FOOT OF PRIDE fought BURIED TREASURE
(33-7722) (49-16-0,198) of SEA DOGS.  LORD'S PRAYER was vanquished by BURIED TREASURE
in a popular 3 minute mismatched fray.  Makes you wonder what was buried with that
treasure, doesn't it?
     GLOBULIZER (8-3973) (25-12-0,182) of WEIRD ALCHEMY fought ELEVENTH (12-6963)
(44-33-0,200) of BLUE NOTE.  GLOBULIZER was viciously subdued by ELEVENTH in a
popular 4 minute gruesome match.  I'm not getting this, there was something about
"clashing colors"?
     HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (57-67-3,187) of SEA DOGS fought SKIP JAMES (6-6579) (40-
42-0,194) of BLACK AND BLUES.  HAMMERHEAD was bested by SKIP JAMES in a popular 1
minute bout.  A name like Hammerhead, you have to watch out for that.  Things take it
literally and hammer on your head.
     CERES (99-3866) (27-25-4,222) of DODEKATHEON fought NERO (29-5707) (51-54-1,207)
of TREKKERS.  CERES was defeated by NERO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
Well, of course.  After all, Nero believed himself a god, and isn't belief all-
powerful?

     ONE MIC (36-7580) (42-13-1,223) of STILLMATIC fought AYLIAN (101-23) (0-0-0,181)
of Various Odd Bods.  ONE MIC demolished AYLIAN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided
bout.  Go for it.  The standbys get uppity if they win a lot.
     RUTH (18-10121) (54-47-0,228) of SHEPHERDS fought ETHER (36-7552) (43-27-1,219)
of STILLMATIC.  RUTH was devastated by ETHER in a popular 5 minute brutal mismatched
brawl.  Dating Ether is no fun, he just puts everyone to sleep.
     ONUPHRE (31-3385) (45-68-1,214) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! fought STORMCROWE PIE
(61-3734) (28-44-4,197) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  ONUPHRE devastated STORMCROWE PIE in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel.  I think it was the horseradish.
     SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (81-75-1,228) of SEA DOGS fought CHOPPED RABBIT (60-
1362) (40-25-0,182) of UNNAMEABLES.  SURLY DECKHAND slimly won victory over CHOPPED
RABBIT in a 2 minute fight.  Rabbit stew!  Mmm.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (55-41-0,216) of BLOOD AND SAND fought HARBOR MASTER (18-10008)
(40-18-1,210) of SEA DOGS.  DAGAN was demolished by HARBOR MASTER in a popular 1
minute bloody mismatched match.  Never go bleeding into the harbor, the Master
doesn't like it.

The challenges:
     FLAME SPIDER (61-3401) (22-26-1,63) of FEAR FACTORY challenged KRAIT (56-4344)
(20-19-0,61) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  Down 2.  FLAME SPIDER was overpowered by KRAIT in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  *I* considered them well matched.
     JOY OF LOSING (12-6600) (28-24-1,89) of WHO DA MAN? challenged INNARD SKINARD
(98-3573) (26-26-4,88) of T-3.  Down 1.  JOY OF LOSING was viciously subdued by
INNARD SKINARD in a 3 minute Challenge duel.  Ah, the joy!
     PUTRID DEFILER (19-4323) (22-13-1,74) of KARNHORN KARNAGE challenged BLACKBERRY
(98-3339) (10-21-5,74) of ARCANE BEACH DAY.  Straight across.  PUTRID DEFILER slimly
won victory over BLACKBERRY in a 5 minute Challenge duel.  Can you wash it off?  Is
it WORTH washing it off?
     EXPENDABLE YOUTH (9-4200) (13-8-0,44) of KARNHORN KARNAGE challenged JIMMY THE
HAND (56-4419) (18-27-4,43) of MEN OF STEEL.  Down 1.  EXPENDABLE YOUTH was
overpowered by JIMMY THE HAND in a 1 minute Challenge melee.  Never let a manager
name you "expendable."  Bad things happen.

     FIGHTING ILLINI (82-41796) (19-16-1,93) of BIG TEN 3 challenged DROXINE (56-
4298) (26-33-0,95) of TREXTRAS.  Up 2.  FIGHTING ILLINI overpowered DROXINE in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  A confusing pair.  At least, I'm confused.
Might be what I had for breakfast.
     SAND MAGGOT (61-3397) (26-20-1,128) of FEAR FACTORY challenged ODB (14-4891)
(22-20-2,136) of WU-TANG FOREVER.  Up 8.  SAND MAGGOT was overpowered by ODB in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge match.  Yeah, well, if the acronyms don't get you one
way, they'll get you another.
     FLESH HUNTER (47-6053) (28-8-0,153) of BAAL'S MINIONS challenged WELL DON (16-
6079) (35-22-0,154) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  Up 1.  FLESH HUNTER was overpowered by
WELL DON in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.  Never send a minion to do a
manion's job.
     JOE MAMA (21-6771) (33-19-0,160) of D.R.I. challenged COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871)
(38-35-0,159) of RUN DMC.  Down 1.  JOE MAMA won victory over COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 3
minute Challenge battle.  This was, of course Most Challenged Halls.
     JUSTIN CREDIBLE (21-6514) (32-23-2,197) of D.R.I. challenged ARCHERS OF LOAF
(43-4837) (36-21-0,197) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO.  Straight across.  JUSTIN CREDIBLE
bested ARCHERS OF LOAF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.  And what is
Justin going to do with the loaf?  Well, he did mention something about a huge
sandwich....

For the title, a random match.  Has nobody the courage to go up against this steely
man?  ERIK (56-3399) (52-73-0,268) of MEN OF STEEL fought TWIGGY RAMEIZ (82-7105)
(29-19-1,213) of FEAR FACTORY II.  ERIK savagely defeated TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute Title competition.  A good try by Twiggy, four minutes!  But Erik
is still the man here.  Congratulations.

                                       Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERIK 56-3399                 53  73     281  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       82  75  1  239  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 ETHER 36-7552                44  27  1  236  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       41  18  1  230  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ONE MIC 36-7580              43  13  1  229  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              46  68  1  224  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          42  38     217  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 NERO 29-5707                 52  54  1  214  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      50  16     213  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 ASSUR 18-7821                74 127  2  212  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      33  23  2  211  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           32  19  2  211  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             45  33     210  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 KULGAN 56-4268               43  51  3  210  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        98  82     209  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            38  13  1  206  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    40  20     205  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          41  33     203  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         49  51  1  202  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            41  42     198  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DAGAN 21-7201                55  42     197  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        29  20  1  196  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 CERES 99-3866                27  26  4  196  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 RUTH 18-10121                54  48     195  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      36  22     195  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        27  21  1  194  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          43  36     190  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           23  15  1  190  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 SLAUGHTER 38-1385            39  26     188  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           29  10  1  188  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       28  45  4  188  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            25  13     188  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       40  26     187  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          42  49     186  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           57  68  3  185  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         51  44     185  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 SHIV 26-5006                 36  24  1  184  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         33  25     182  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    27  31     181  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       34   9  1  180  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 FUNKY MONK 84-26803          28  16  3  180  BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733)   BLACKSTONE
 ANDERSON 84-30894            22  14  1  180  MASS EFFECT (1704)         BLACKSTONE
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         47  45  1  178  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     42  17     177  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 SAURON 25-5581               36  18  2  177  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 WELL DON 16-6079             36  22     177  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 VULCAN 99-3864               26  26  4  176  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    37  20  1  175  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          24  16     175  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         39  34     173  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 GZA 84-27225                 33  14     173  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581        22  10     172  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           27  18  2  171  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAEMYN 71-2940               19   9     171  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             34  19     170  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021        32  12     170  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
-CUTPURSE 2-5920              30   9  1  170  DUNGEON CELL (1707)        NIANIA
 DROKK 31-4014                35  31  2  168  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 KING RAT 9-5715              35  17  1  164  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 JAZI 29-3560                 31  14     163  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364           23   7  1  162  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          30  12     161  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       38  36     159  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 VIPER 36-7544                48  33     157  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      36  43     157  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           32  15     156  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        26  21  2  156  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 MC SHAN 18-10307             33  21     154  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 JOB 18-6129                  30 160     154  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DANG LEN 62-4694             33  25     153  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
-MR. FROST 82-4399            34  35  1  151  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    46  52     150  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      40  54     150  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          34  32  2  150  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             40  26  1  149  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 ODB 14-4891                  23  20  2  148  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 DMX 25-5675                  34  26  2  147  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         28   9     147  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         30  16  1  146  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700)   BLACKSTONE
 BOA 1-8830                   27  39     146  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      27  22  1  144  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725)      ROCANIS
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            17  11  7  143  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY 75-3509   25  11  1  140  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 URA GONER 8-5214             31  19  2  139  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     27  16  4  138  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       32  14     136  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         30   6  1  135  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     40  40     134  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         28  23  2  134  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             33  30  2  133  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          33  62     133  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
-THE LIMPER 29-1433           44  43     132  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 EDDY 18-10120                19   5  1  132  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975   31  29  1  131  EXTREME AGGRESSION (1712)  TALCAMA
 TAL 46-3106                  22  18  2  131  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      39  31     130  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 DOBBIE 84-30850              26  43  2  130  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      35  36     129  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         26  23  1  129  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          47  47     126  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SNOWMAN 29-3460              29  28  1  126  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 ANGEL 75-2193                22  33     126  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     29  31  3  125  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 FEZZIK 45-814                25  15  1  124  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 XYLOID 65-7141               32  31  1  121  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          26  21  1  121  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       19  17     121  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         14  28  4  121  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 E-X 33-3176                  25  29     120  DEMONSPAWN (1691)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 MARY MARY 1-8872             31  42  1  108  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 UNTAMED BERZERKER 75-3512    22  11     107  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        34  21  1  106  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 RAVAGE 29-4444               27  22  1  106  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-CHIRON 17-4235               26  24  3  106  STRONGMEN (1644)           ALJAFIR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIERRA 13-5616               25  10     105  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     20  16  1  105  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          33  27     102  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          32  18  1  102  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           30  25  1  100  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          23  10     100  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           23  11      99  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 KINGU 50-3575                20  18      98  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       27  26  4   97  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083    27  25  1   97  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
-IOVIS 21-7799                23  25  1   95  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         22   3  1   95  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 A MAN 35-4521                19   8  2   92  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FRONTAL ASSAULT 57-1800      24  20      90  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1726)   ANDOR
-NO SMOKING 82-625            20  13  4   90  RESTRICTIONS (1743)        DWES EG
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          16   9      90  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DOLGAN 56-751                33  80  4   88  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        28  25  1   86  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      20  13  1   86  U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701)      BLACKSTONE
 DROXINE 56-4298              26  34      85  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         25  15  1   85  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       30  20  4   83  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       23  13  1   82  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714)    ZUWAYZA
-FRANK N. STEIN 1-513         27  16      80  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 RUMPLE 25-5755               17  17      80  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          35  27  1   79  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DROW 81-1774                 31  40  1   79  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     27  21      78  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-EXNUR 21-85                  26  17      78  VANGUARD (1715)            SUNSET
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           27  23      77  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-COG 5-4132                   18  13  2   77  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         16  26      77  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       29  22      76  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
-MOE 1-440                    20  17      76  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             11  16  4   76  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       28  41      75  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 COSMO 19-4498                19  14      75  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           10  22  5   75  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 FIXED DRINK 35-4529          21   4      73  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 KRAIT 56-4344                21  19      73  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          19  20  1   72  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 IXION 21-7741                25  28      71  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        29  14      70  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 COREA 12-7086                20  22      70  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          28  20  2   69  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-FRAN TIC 1-520               21  19  2   67  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
-SOVEREIGN 39-3893            20   7      67  DARQUE ANGELS (1483)       XOCHITHLAN
 GLORY 35-2429                29  20      66  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           18  25  3   66  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      16  11      66  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 PRADUS 99-3707               17  16  4   64  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 LITTLE LION 13-5626          20  10  1   62  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        27  50  1   60  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             25  11  1   60  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
-WYLE E. CYOTEE 1-442         21  15      60  UPSTARTS (1706)            MORDANT
 R.L. 6-6842                  23  19  1   59  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           21  14  1   57  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       19  27  4   57  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 HOFFA 18-9369                39 126      56  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       24  23  1   55  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-HOLLOWPOINT 78-3042          15   7  3   55  DEATH PENALTY (1752)       LIN TIRIAN
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         22  27  1   53  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 FRANKIE 13-5579              21  44      53  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
-YEZURA 29-5953               17  14  1   53  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       25  16      52  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 DEATHSCAR 46-3989            17   6  1   48  BLACK COLOSSUS (1742)      ARDIVENT
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        21  11  3   45  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        13  14  5   44  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BLOODY MARY 25-5754          19  13  1   43  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           23  12      38  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         19  25      38  HIGHWAY 61 (1744)          BLACKSTONE
 HOFFA 18-8478                37 153  1   37  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907       22  46  1   37  LAST WALTZ (1734)          BLACKSTONE
 MERCURY 9-5692               36  23  2   35  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683            6   8  4   34  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      13   9      33  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1748)    ZUKAL
 TEQUILA 28-5341              20  10  1   28  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 GALILEO 9-5706               27  28  2   23  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          16  12      22  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
-COWBOYS 97-5301               7   6  4   19  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 STRIKE 3 62-115              16   7      15  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JUSTIN CREDIBLE bested ARCHERS OF LOAF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
JOE MAMA won victory over COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
FLESH HUNTER was overpowered by WELL DON in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SAND MAGGOT was overpowered by ODB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FIGHTING ILLINI overpowered DROXINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH was overpowered by JIMMY THE HAND in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
PUTRID DEFILER slimly won victory over BLACKBERRY in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
JOY OF LOSING was viciously subdued by INNARD SKINARD in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
FLAME SPIDER was overpowered by KRAIT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ERIK savagely defeated TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title competition.
DAGAN was demolished by HARBOR MASTER in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
SURLY DECKHAND slimly won victory over CHOPPED RABBIT in a 2 minute fight.
ONUPHRE devastated STORMCROWE PIE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
RUTH was devastated by ETHER in a popular 5 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
ONE MIC demolished AYLIAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CERES was defeated by NERO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
HAMMERHEAD was bested by SKIP JAMES in a popular 1 minute bout.
GLOBULIZER was viciously subdued by ELEVENTH in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
LORD'S PRAYER was vanquished by BURIED TREASURE in a popular 3 minute mismatched fray.
SHE'S A JAR demolished ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLITHERING IDIOT was vanquished by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ARTHUR DENT was overpowered by BRITISH SEA POWER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VULCAN was savagely defeated by TICK ... TOCK in a 22 minute gruesome duel.
BLIND BLAKE overpowered CAPTURED PORK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KURT COBAIN was handily defeated by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOPHER BAROQUE luckily beat DROKK in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight.
SUBPRIME RIB was savagely defeated by LEGIONNAIRE in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
SHIV was overpowered by ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MANNY LEHMAN overpowered KING RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
NAKED LUNCH vanquished GAG HALFRUNT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
KULGAN demolished DAEMYN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLACK DEATH was overpowered by SOFA KNEE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DANG LEN was handily defeated by DEADLY FORCE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC savagely defeated WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a popular 5 minute duel.
HERO SANDWICH subdued DIZZY GILLESPIE in a action packed 1 minute competition.
SAURON narrowly defeated IMAGINATION in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
WOMAN AT THE WELL won victory over ANGEL in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
JOB was handily defeated by DOUBLE TRUE in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
AGENT OF BRUTALITY was beaten by JANIS JOBLIN in a action packed 2 minute competition.
BAD BORSCHT was handily defeated by RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FUNKY MONK overpowered TAL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GZA was unbelievably bested by SLAUGHTER in a popular 8 minute gruesome bout.
ANDERSON overpowered AYLIAN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
RED SPECIAL savagely defeated BOA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
VIPER demolished BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
URA GONER was overpowered by JAZI in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SURGEON OF DEMISE was handily defeated by XYLOID in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUICIDE KING subdued E-X in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET luckily beat GARLIC ARAOI in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
KID DYNAMITE demolished PAID IN FULL in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
MARY MARY was overpowered by B'ZIADUL in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
JELLY BELLY was devastated by DOBBIE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MAUL ON WHEELS overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DEEP BLUE narrowly defeated HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
TALIB KWELI was handily defeated by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FEZZIK was bested by 56TH AND WABASHA in a action packed 1 minute match.
ROBERT JOHNSON viciously subdued IRON-PLATED IRV in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
SNOWMAN was overpowered by MC SHAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
JOE WILLIAMS savagely defeated KINGU in a exciting 6 minute gruesome battle.
ELMORE JAMES was overpowered by MR. CHUCK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SLICE CONSTRUCT devastated THE SQUARE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
DMX savagely defeated FAST-FINGERS FRED in a popular 1 minute gory fight.
DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY devastated FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER overpowered YONDER ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PLYOMETRICS demolished THEATRE BUM in a exciting 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
EDDY was defeated by INCREDIBLE SPEED in a action packed 1 minute duel.
OOZING MY MIND was demolished by TOCK .. TICK in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
UNTAMED BERZERKER subdued FAST-FINGERS FRED in a popular 1 minute duel.
SIERRA overpowered SAVAGE BEATING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ALBERT KING was handily defeated by PRAWN STAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAVAGE overpowered ORGAN GRINDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided contest.
GLORY was overpowered by CRACKED BELL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
JACK OF HEARTS demolished BEA HEADER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided fray.
SADDAM A GO-GO savagely defeated R.L. in a action packed 6 minute gruesome bout.
DROW subdued BABY BLUE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
LEAD BELLY overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
HOFFA was devastated by IXION in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
LITTLE LION handily defeated SEYMORE GUTTS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HOFFA was overpowered by ARCHED EYELID in a 4 minute brutal one-sided bout.
IRON HANDED vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
FRANKIE was viciously subdued by PRADUS in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
JIMMY WIN defeated HERMY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
CRIPPLE CREEK was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
STRIKE 3 was devastated by HERMY in a 3 minute uneven battle.
GEORGIA SAM was defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
COSMO lost to A MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal duel.
ZENSU LASAGNA was demolished by RUMPLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COREA won victory over PULLED ORC in a action packed 2 minute gory fray.
JOHN WAYNE GACY viciously subdued VIBRANT THING in a 2 minute brutal competition.
RIB IAYE was subdued by SYCAMORE STYLE in a popular 1 minute competition.
GALILEO was devastated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SILVER SEAS was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MERCURY was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
BICYCLE RACE handily defeated LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DRAGON FRUIT was beaten by DOLGAN in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA vanquished BLOODY MARY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
TEQUILA was devastated by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
DEATHSCAR was vanquished by THE HAMILTONS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LATE AFTERNOON was subdued by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 2 minute bout.
FIXED DRINK savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      51         SLASHING ATTACK   64 -  41 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  38         BASHING ATTACK    90 -  78 -  3      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  18         STRIKING ATTACK   75 -  68 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         LUNGING ATTACK   180 - 170 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-LUNGE       34 -  34 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         AIMED BLOW       233 - 242 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  34 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         WALL OF STEEL     74 -  89 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  67 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  29 -  0      41  |

Turn 660 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  7         4  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  6     LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 21         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK    11 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        27 - 24     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               53  73  0  281 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
AIMED BLOW       ETHER 36-7552              44  27  1  236 STILLMATIC (1652)
SLASHING ATTACK  HARBOR MASTER 18-10008     41  18  1  230 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK  JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514    33  23  2  211 D.R.I. (1471)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLIND BLAKE 6-6814         32  19  2  211 BLACK AND BLUES (1632)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      98  82  0  209 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              54  48  0  195 SHEPHERDS (1713)
WALL OF STEEL    GLOBULIZER 8-3973          25  13  0  188 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     40  26  0  187 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
PARRY-STRIKE     ARTHUR DENT 11-7305        42  49  0  186 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)

The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was GZA 84-27225.  The ten other most popular fighters were KINGU 50-3575, 
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, ELEVENTH 12-6963, DROKK 31-4014, ETHER 36-7552, ERIK 
56-3399, CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035, RED SPECIAL 9-5720, SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155, and 
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TICK ... TOCK 60-511, VULCAN 99-3864, SILVER SEAS 22-7127, VIBRANT 
THING 24-5114, CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907, SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243, HOFFA 18-8478, ALBERT 
KING 6-6821, OOZING MY MIND 84--15263, and SNOWMAN 29-3460.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  3 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  4 0  CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          6  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  4 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  LAPUR(29)            3  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  4 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  4 0  ARVAT(32)            3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           3  4 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    5  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  JHANS(36)            3  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           3  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  5 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  6 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  4 0  
SUNSET(21)           5  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735          27  18  2  171  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       98  82  0  209  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         16   9  0   90  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 BLACK DEATH 5-5364          23   7  1  162  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814          32  19  2  211  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    27  21  0   78  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973           25  13  0  188  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 KING RAT 9-5715             35  17  1  164  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105    42  17  0  177  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         42  49  0  186  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            45  33  0  210  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              25  10  0  105  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 ODB 14-4891                 23  20  2  148  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            36  22  0  177  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401          23  12  0   38  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008      41  18  1  230  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           38  13  1  206  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      82  75  1  239  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   27  31  0  181  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 HERO SANDWICH 24-5021       32  12  0  170  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              36  18  2  177  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                36  24  1  184  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             20  10  1   28  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 NERO 29-5707                52  54  1  214  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             46  68  1  224  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   40  20  0  205  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     50  16  0  213  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456       27  21  1  194  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 ETHER 36-7552               44  27  1  236  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SLAUGHTER 38-1385           39  26  0  188  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         24  16  0  175  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631         33  62  0  133  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     36  22  0  195  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 FEZZIK 45-814               25  15  1  124  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         43  36  0  190  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581       22  10  0  172  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               20  18  0   98  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        49  51  1  202  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 ERIK 56-3399                53  73  0  281  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362      40  26  0  187  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      28  45  4  188  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANG LEN 62-4694            33  25  0  153  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              32  31  1  121  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 DAEMYN 71-2940              19   9  0  171  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513        33  25  0  182  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         42  38  0  217  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567        47  45  1  178  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105       29  20  1  196  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839          23  15  1  190  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        14  28  4  121  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029           17  11  7  143  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 CERES 99-3866               27  26  4  196  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                   SEAM (DM 20) REOPENS AS A NEW NO-TOURNEY ARENA!

Seam (DM 20) will be re-opening soon as a no-tourney DM arena!  If you enjoy arena 
play without tournament interference, this arena is for you!  Only rookie teams may 
enter this arena, and all managers must sign the "no-tourney" pledge.  Turn 0 is due 
on May 4 (overviews only) and Turn 1 is due on May 18.  

To avoid confusion, all old inactive teams which were in Seam have travelled to 
Mazgourrah (DM 77). 

Seam is the newest arena to join the no-tourney group of arenas and will process on 
opposite weeks with Shadowspire (DM 81), the original no-tourney arena.  Other no-
tourney arenas include Telorinthe (DM 83), a slow arena, and Storm Rock (DM 107), for 
ADM warriors.  

Join in the fun!  Send in your new rollup along with the pledge soon so you can get in 
on the ground floor of this new arena!

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                               NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE

    * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor 
      will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
    * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances 
      preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
    * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
    * I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives 
      a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.

                                     [Sign your name] 

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