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Date : 08/12/2015 Duedate: 08/25/2015
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 669
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 18/426 1169 831 9 58.5 AL BUMS II 84/1636
SEA DOGS 35/1502 HIGHWAY 61 84/1744
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 LAST WALTZ 84/1734
SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719 STILLMATIC 36/1652
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 INJURY FAIL 84/1689
SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
2 TEAM TOONS 47/1773 136 99 0 57.9 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 28 21 0 57.1 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
4 TOON INN 21/1757 41 31 0 56.9 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/1759 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
CHUCK'S PINUPS 1/1755 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
CANINE CUISINE 61/1761 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
PORN IN A BARN 36/1779 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/1758 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
5 DODEKATHEON 99/1590 564 449 2 55.7 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
HOUSE CANNITH 13/1778 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 9 POSSE 65/1388 85 85 4 50.0
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 BLACK COLOSSUS 3/1767
ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777 DEATH PENALTY 78/1752
ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685 BLACK COLOSSUS 46/1742
6 WRATHMEN 46/1776 189 151 2 55.6 MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 TOWER OF SNAKES 41/1769
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 10 GWAR 82/1731 172 174 6 49.7
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 D.R.I. 21/1471
7 SCOTCH 71/1705 1354 1115 18 54.8 BIG TEN 3 82/1747
REAL BEER 21/1116 FEAR FACTORY 61/666
OPEN SESAME 50/824 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
WAY BACK WHEN 73/1766 KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1748
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 11 THE TAKEN 29/350 236 254 1 48.2
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
8 OBG! 47/1760 1155 1153 12 50.0 HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
QUEEN 9/1629 SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
JAY-Z 10/1709 12 HOPEFULS 82/1770 31 34 0 47.7
TRIBE 24/1648 ENFORCERS 17/1768
B.I.G. 32/1683 13 WE GOT GAME 46/1695 61 69 2 46.9
RUN DMC 1/1626 ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
BIRDEMIC 84/1751 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
ARE YOU ? 22/1647 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725
BIG SHOTS 28/1739 DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
BLUE NOTE 12/1642 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
CRITICALS 75/1635 14 TREKKERS 29/1534 247 281 5 46.8
I WANT YOU 3/1699 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
PEEP SHOW 84/1696 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564 ORDER 36/1780
15 T-3 98/1591 303 348 3 46.5 SCRABBLE 65/1662
MMMM BEER 13/1772 SEINFELD 19/1741
MMM BEER!! 13/1710 TREXTRAS 56/1660
SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698 17 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708 37 48 1 43.5
U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686 18 ARROGANCE 18/755 576 930 11 38.2
U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687 19 IMPURE THOU 18/1775 2 0 0 100
16 ORDER 14/1754 118 145 2 44.9 20-GRIZZLED VE 40/1774 1 0 0 100
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
So glad to be here again. Job is a legend of the game, almost as legendary as Home
Guard icon Ferd The Tower. Anyway, not much to say. May or may not fight this turn,
and either way, strats for Crip's Crap will not make it on time via USPS, so be aware
of the potential for down challenges next turn.
-- Don King
Royal Flush
Captain of the Guard
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello, hello!
This turn in the Home Guard arena, we had 98 fights, a very nice number. Eleven of
them were challenges, and 14 were NPC fights. It's nice to see such good
participation and excellent competition here in Home Guard!
Getting down to it, our Title fight: DON KING (47-5374) (58-48-3,245) of ROYAL FLUSH
challenged STICKY FINGERS (42-4523) (40-11-1,255) of DUNGEON CELL. DON KING was
devastated by STICKY FINGERS in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. We have a new
Captain of the Guard! Congratulations to Sticky Fingers! Sticky Fingers is an Aimed Blow and we salute him.
I have been asked to pass a small message to Mr. Fingers: The Commission requests
that all the silverware remain in the drawer when you leave. Thank you.
And here are the remainder of the top twenty-five fights:
DROKK (31-4014) (38-36-2,200) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! challenged PRAWN STAR (81-2149)
(28-14-1,205) of OTTO'S DINER. DROKK vanquished PRAWN STAR in a exciting 1 minute
gory uneven Challenge battle.
ONUPHRE (31-3385) (51-71-2,210) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! challenged TWIGGY RAMEIZ (82-
7105) (33-24-1,215) of FEAR FACTORY II. ONUPHRE won victory over TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE (21-7642) (31-6-0,159) of TOON INN challenged DOLGAN (56-751)
(37-84-4,150) of MEN OF STEEL. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE overpowered DOLGAN in a 3 minute
one-sided Challenge fight.
GLOBULIZER (8-3973) (27-19-0,180) of WEIRD ALCHEMY challenged JOY OF LOSING (12-6600)
(34-27-1,181) of WHO DA MAN?. GLOBULIZER was viciously subdued by JOY OF LOSING in a
3 minute Challenge fight. Joy of Losing was our most challenged warrior this time,
and is our top Wall of Steel fighter. Very nice!
PORTERHOUSE ARREST (41-4059) (49-32-1,139) of GLAD TO MEAT YOU challenged JOE WILLIAMS
(6-6583) (49-53-0,113) of BLACK AND BLUES. PORTERHOUSE ARREST viciously subdued JOE
WILLIAMS in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
DIRK DIGGLER (43-3962) (9-6-1,28) of BOOGIE NIGHTS challenged CATABOK (60-9021) (22-
15-0,26) of UNNAMEABLES. DIRK DIGGLER vanquished CATABOK in a action packed 1 minute
uneven Challenge duel.
CHICKEN POODLE SOUP (61-3194) (20-11-1,86) of CANINE CUISINE challenged ORGAN GRINDER
(3-7348) (19-31-0,83) of I WANT YOU. CHICKEN POODLE SOUP defeated ORGAN GRINDER in a
action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
WOK THE DOG (61-3873) (20-5-0,71) of CANINE CUISINE challenged R.L. (6-6842) (24-26-
1,63) of BLACK AND BLUES. WOK THE DOG overpowered R.L. in a action packed 2 minute
one-sided Challenge fight.
SANDRA DEE (1-7237) (26-11-1,55) of CHUCK'S PINUPS challenged HOFFA (18-9369) (41-132-
0,53) of ARROGANCE. SANDRA DEE overpowered HOFFA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided
Challenge fight.
TOBY WING (1-7193) (21-6-0,81) of CHUCK'S PINUPS challenged FLAME SPIDER (61-3401)
(27-30-1,79) of FEAR FACTORY. TOBY WING was devastated by FLAME SPIDER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge conflict.
LORD'S PRAYER (35-4456) (31-25-1,221) of FOOT OF PRIDE fought GAG HALFRUNT (11-7416)
(43-36-0,205) of THE HITCHHIKERS. LORD'S PRAYER was bested by GAG HALFRUNT in a 2
minute bout. Gag Halfrunt is out highest-ranked Parry-Riposte this round. A name-
change-o-rama will be coming this Spring, GH; I hope you can petition your manager to
give you a nicer-sounding name!
DAEMYN (71-2940) (26-10-0,223) of WRATHMEN XXV fought JOB (18-6129) (35-162-0,193) of
SHEPHERDS. DAEMYN was handily defeated by JOB in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (62-71-3,218) of SEA DOGS fought PAID IN FULL (84-23375) (40-23-
1,212) of AL BUMS II. HAMMERHEAD was vanquished by PAID IN FULL in a action packed 1
minute mismatched bout. Paid in Full is our highest-ranked Lunger this round.
ROBERT JOHNSON (46-4346) (37-17-0,219) of THE 27 CLUB fought EDDY (18-10120) (24-8-
1,209) of SEA DOGS. ROBERT JOHNSON was overpowered by EDDY in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched brawl. Eddy is our top Striker. Very nice!
JUSTIN CREDIBLE (21-6514) (40-24-2,285) of D.R.I. fought HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (47-
20-1,198) of SEA DOGS. JUSTIN CREDIBLE was overpowered by HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute
one-sided match. Harbor Master is our top Slasher.
CAPTURED PORK (47-7581) (27-13-0,214) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought KICK INTHE TEETH (82-
7173) (36-32-4,203) of GWAR. CAPTURED PORK overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute
mismatched fight.
ELEVENTH (12-6963) (50-36-0,219) of BLUE NOTE fought VULCAN (99-3864) (31-29-4,181) of
DODEKATHEON. ELEVENTH was unbelievably bested by VULCAN in a popular 8 minute
gruesome bout.
B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (44-30-1,206) of WRATHMEN XIV fought ODB (14-4891) (26-25-2,162) of
WU-TANG FOREVER. B'ZIADUL was demolished by ODB in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SOFA KNEE (84-30839) (30-16-1,194) of INJURY FAIL fought RUTH (18-10121) (58-52-0,190)
of SHEPHERDS. SOFA KNEE vanquished RUTH in a popular 3 minute brutal mismatched fray.
ERIK (56-3399) (56-78-0,198) of MEN OF STEEL fought TAL (46-3106) (25-23-2,159) of WE
GOT GAME. ERIK assassinated TAL in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight. Erik, of course
is a Basher, and is our star Basher this round. Salute!
GARLIC ARAOI (97-4776) (18-32-4,184) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought KURT COBAIN (46-4253)
(49-38-0,194) of THE 27 CLUB. GARLIC ARAOI was defeated by KURT COBAIN in a popular 1
minute duel.
TICK ... TOCK (60-511) (54-49-0,187) of UNNAMEABLES fought BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (38-
36-2,173) of OTTO'S DINER. TICK ... TOCK luckily beat BAD BORSCHT in a action packed
3 minute brutal match.
CHOPPED RABBIT (60-1362) (45-29-0,204) of UNNAMEABLES fought VIPER (36-7544) (50-39-
0,179) of SERPENTS HOLD. CHOPPED RABBIT vanquished VIPER in a action packed 1 minute
brutal one-sided fray. Chopped Rabbit is our top Parry-Lunge this round.
DEADLY FORCE (75-3513) (37-29-0,196) of CRITICALS fought KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) (32-
27-2,158) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT!. DEADLY FORCE was viciously subdued by KID DYNAMITE in
a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
The biggest climber this turn: VENOM DECAY (41-4758) (15-6-0,100) of TOWER OF SNAKES
fought RARE BREED (28-5350) (21-11-0,43) of BIG SHOTS. VENOM DECAY was overpowered by
RARE BREED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. Rare Breed moved up 44 points with the
win, and Venom Decay went down 36 points.
SEA DOGS was our most avoided team, and none other than WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! avoided
them the most. Surprised? Not me!
Aimed Blows and then Lungers are our most popular style, and Parry-Strikes and
Slashers are the least. No huge surprises there. What is interesting is that Parry-
Ripostes and Slashers had the best 10-turn record. Our Parry-Lunges had a nice round
this time, as well: 5-4, same as the Parry-Rips.
Lastly, I must give a shout-out to two of our managers. OAB has three of the
Stylemasters, including Sticky Fingers, our Captain of the Guard. Howlin' Wolf also
has three Stylemasters. Very nice, you two!
Well, that's all I have this time. Word is that the Black Dog Inn's tomato crop is
spectacular this year so they have tomatoes coming out their ears! They're hosting a
big spaghetti dinner tonight for Sticky Fingers and everybody's invited. Free food!
See you there!
-- Pip
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 41 11 1 270 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EDDY 18-10120 25 8 1 232 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ERIK 56-3399 57 78 1 229 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 28 13 227 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
ONUPHRE 31-3385 52 71 2 223 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 41 23 1 223 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 104 85 220 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 48 20 1 218 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
DROKK 31-4014 39 36 2 218 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 46 29 216 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
JOB 18-6129 36 162 215 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 33 34 215 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 44 36 214 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 50 30 1 211 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOFA KNEE 84-30839 31 16 1 209 INJURY FAIL (1689) BLACKSTONE
JOE MAMA 21-6771 40 22 1 208 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 32 26 1 207 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725) ROCANIS
VULCAN 99-3864 32 29 4 206 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ETHER 36-7552 49 31 1 204 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
DMX 25-5675 41 28 2 204 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 51 52 1 201 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
DON KING 47-5374 58 49 3 198 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 31 26 1 198 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
ODB 14-4891 27 25 2 198 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 50 38 197 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 40 25 2 196 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 62 72 3 195 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 44 39 195 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 33 25 1 195 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 37 18 194 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 36 33 4 194 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 35 27 1 193 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
PRAWN STAR 81-2149 28 15 1 191 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 55 49 190 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ELEVENTH 12-6963 50 37 189 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 33 27 2 189 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
NERO 29-5707 57 58 1 187 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 33 21 2 186 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DAEMYN 71-2940 26 11 186 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
RUTH 18-10121 58 53 185 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
SNOWMAN 29-3460 33 33 1 185 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 18 33 4 185 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
GZA 84-27225 40 16 182 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583 40 26 1 180 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
DANG LEN 62-4694 39 28 180 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
FUNKY MONK 84-26803 34 19 3 179 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733) BLACKSTONE
VIPER 36-7544 50 40 178 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
-HERO SANDWICH 24-5021 36 15 178 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 27 20 178 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 38 37 2 177 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 36 9 1 176 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
XYLOID 65-7141 35 37 2 176 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 37 30 175 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 44 59 174 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 27 22 174 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 44 31 1 172 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
ANGEL 75-2193 29 35 172 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775 31 18 1 171 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 21-7642 32 6 170 TOON INN (1757) SUNSET
JELLY BELLY 38-5063 36 23 1 168 SHEWISH CANDY (1719) CLIFFHOME
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 20 17 7 166 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 31 21 4 162 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 37 19 161 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
BABY BLUE 5-5321 31 14 1 159 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
-OOZING MY MIND 84-50273 26 15 1 159 U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701) BLACKSTONE
TAL 46-3106 25 24 2 159 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 32 50 4 156 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 31 31 4 156 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 27 15 155 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
PULLED ORC 45-4702 28 16 1 154 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
RIB IAYE 99-4345 15 21 4 154 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOLGAN 56-751 37 85 4 149 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633 25 18 1 149 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 22 23 148 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 35 34 147 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DOBBIE 84-30850 33 45 2 147 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 36 44 146 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PLYOMETRICS 84-31176 33 22 1 146 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700) BLACKSTONE
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 32 18 145 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 36 24 144 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 36 36 2 143 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
MARY MARY 1-8872 35 47 1 143 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
LITTLE LION 13-5626 26 13 1 143 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 43 46 142 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
FEZZIK 45-814 28 21 1 142 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059 50 32 1 141 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (1758) KATI-TEI
IRON HANDED 75-3508 40 31 1 141 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
BOA 1-8830 31 44 140 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
KINGU 50-3575 23 24 140 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 24 21 1 139 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 43 36 138 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
SIERRA 13-5616 29 15 136 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562 23 2 6 136 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
COG 5-4132 22 18 2 135 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 39 49 134 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
JAZI 29-3560 32 22 131 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 31 15 131 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723) NORTH FORK
JEX 14-4848 18 11 130 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 27 18 1 129 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714) ZUWAYZA
GUNSLINGER 65-6960 22 11 2 129 POSSE (1388) DAL SHANG
RAVAGE 29-4444 28 30 1 125 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 18 8 123 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 49 54 121 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DROXINE 56-4298 29 40 119 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 28 28 1 119 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 34 44 116 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 29 29 1 116 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 36 23 4 114 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688 24 4 1 114 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
THE SQUARE 14-4892 34 30 2 112 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 32 54 1 112 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
ALBERT KING 6-6821 33 26 111 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 30 19 11 106 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
-KRAIT 56-4344 27 21 104 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 32 25 100 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
HOGSHEAD 74-4372 25 13 2 100 COUNTRY PIE (1669) DAYLA KIV
PRADUS 99-3707 23 19 4 100 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 18 13 1 100 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1748) ZUKAL
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 28 30 1 99 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
VATOS LOCOS 10-6266 24 20 1 97 JAY-Z (1709) KOLACT
CRACKED BELL 3-7506 21 13 95 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745 26 18 93 OBG! (1760) NORTH FORK
CHICKEN POODLE SOUP 61-3194 21 11 1 93 CANINE CUISINE (1761) JURINE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DROW 81-1774 36 44 1 89 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419 23 32 4 89 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 23 14 1 88 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 21 16 88 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
-KYLROI 40-4534 18 2 88 GRIZZLED VETERANS (1774) ZENSU
RARE BREED 28-5350 22 11 87 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
-LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087 21 23 1 87 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
CRUSADER 6-6341 18 9 2 87 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738 23 19 86 TEAM TOONS (1773) NORTH FORK
MANTRA 3-6754 15 6 1 86 BLACK COLOSSUS (1767) OSKSI
ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348 19 32 85 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
-UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111 18 2 2 85 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
GLORY 35-2429 34 24 84 HERO ALLIANCE (609) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492 20 15 84 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726 18 4 84 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
TYNARAE 46-4401 17 5 3 83 WRATHMEN (1776) ARDIVENT
FIXED DRINK 35-4529 25 9 82 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
WOK THE DOG 61-3873 21 5 82 CANINE CUISINE (1761) JURINE
HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655 18 6 82 MMMM BEER (1772) DULLENS
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243 16 20 5 82 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686) SYVYN'S HILL
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 15 26 5 82 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
WHISKERS 36-6701 17 3 2 81 PORN IN A BARN (1779) JHANS
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370 22 3 1 80 SCOTCH (1705) KYR'TERR
NECROTICA 82-4393 19 25 1 80 HOPEFULS (1770) DWES EG
DEATHSCAR 46-3989 20 11 2 79 BLACK COLOSSUS (1742) ARDIVENT
-DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766 15 1 1 79 WAY BACK WHEN (1766) ERINIKA
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 25 6 1 78 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988 20 16 77 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 22 17 76 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
JON 17-7447 23 18 75 ENFORCERS (1768) ALJAFIR
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 34 23 2 73 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
REBUILD 36-7697 22 20 71 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
IRONTOWER 13-5482 14 1 71 HOUSE CANNITH (1778) DULLENS
IXION 21-7741 29 33 1 70 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
GEORGIA SAM 84-32938 25 28 70 HIGHWAY 61 (1744) BLACKSTONE
TOBY WING 1-7193 21 7 70 CHUCK'S PINUPS (1755) MORDANT
ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987 19 17 2 69 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
TEQUILA 28-5341 24 15 1 67 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
JIMMY WIN 84-30898 22 30 3 67 BIRDEMIC (1751) BLACKSTONE
KING OF ROCK 1-9067 21 21 2 66 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
SANDRA DEE 1-7237 27 11 1 65 CHUCK'S PINUPS (1755) MORDANT
VENOM DECAY 41-4758 15 7 64 TOWER OF SNAKES (1769) KATI-TEI
GALILEO 9-5706 32 32 3 63 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
LADY LUCK 65-7370 18 9 63 POSSE (1388) DAL SHANG
-THAT! 21-5272 16 6 2 63 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 26 18 62 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
COLTRANE 12-7034 24 37 62 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
-CAPABLANCA 46-3105 24 19 62 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
COREA 12-7086 23 28 61 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
A MAN 35-4521 22 14 2 61 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
MERCURY 9-5692 39 29 2 60 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
R.L. 6-6842 24 27 1 59 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656 18 4 2 59 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 26 8 1 58 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 33 19 56 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078 25 12 56 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
ALLAWALLA 60-9028 23 12 1 56 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
-VEILED POISON 78-3051 20 2 56 DEATH PENALTY (1752) LIN TIRIAN
-MACROS THE BLACK 56-4492 16 5 3 56 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788 21 10 54 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
-COWBOYS 97-5301 9 9 4 53 DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749) SHADOW GROVE
JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963 28 28 1 52 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 28 16 49 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
HANAKO-SAN 25-5800 20 4 49 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
HOFFA 18-9369 41 133 48 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951 13 7 2 48 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
SIMON 25-5748 28 24 47 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
HOFFA 18-8478 39 160 1 46 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
RZA 84-38190 16 3 1 46 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
COSMO 19-4498 21 21 43 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
DIRK DIGGLER 43-3962 10 6 1 42 BOOGIE NIGHTS (1759) VEASTIAN
BEA HEADER 99-4683 6 17 4 40 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
VIBRANT THING 24-5114 25 16 3 38 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 20 28 1 38 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
DERRINGER 65-7381 17 11 1 38 POSSE (1388) DAL SHANG
CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907 24 53 1 37 LAST WALTZ (1734) BLACKSTONE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250 17 14 1 37 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
BLOODY MARY 25-5754 20 21 1 30 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
-DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 6 4 5 27 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
CATABOK 60-9021 22 16 18 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987 19 17 2 D.R.I. 1471 HOGSHEAD 74-4372 669
TAL 46-3106 25 24 2 WE GOT GAME 1695 ERIK 56-3399 669
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DON KING was devastated by STICKY FINGERS in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
DROKK vanquished PRAWN STAR in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
ONUPHRE won victory over TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE overpowered DOLGAN in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GLOBULIZER was viciously subdued by JOY OF LOSING in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
PORTERHOUSE ARREST viciously subdued JOE WILLIAMS in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
DIRK DIGGLER vanquished CATABOK in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHICKEN POODLE SOUP defeated ORGAN GRINDER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
WOK THE DOG overpowered R.L. in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SANDRA DEE overpowered HOFFA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
TOBY WING was devastated by FLAME SPIDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
LORD'S PRAYER was bested by GAG HALFRUNT in a 2 minute bout.
DAEMYN was handily defeated by JOB in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HAMMERHEAD was vanquished by PAID IN FULL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
ROBERT JOHNSON was overpowered by EDDY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE was overpowered by HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CAPTURED PORK overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ELEVENTH was unbelievably bested by VULCAN in a popular 8 minute gruesome bout.
B'ZIADUL was demolished by ODB in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SOFA KNEE vanquished RUTH in a popular 3 minute brutal mismatched fray.
ERIK assassinated TAL in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
GARLIC ARAOI was defeated by KURT COBAIN in a popular 1 minute duel.
TICK ... TOCK luckily beat BAD BORSCHT in a action packed 3 minute brutal match.
CHOPPED RABBIT vanquished VIPER in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
DEADLY FORCE was viciously subdued by KID DYNAMITE in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
SLICE CONSTRUCT savagely defeated WOMAN AT THE WELL in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ETHER overpowered NERO in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
GOPHER BAROQUE savagely defeated JANIS JOBLIN in a action packed 8 minute brutal bout.
SNOWMAN was devastated by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
RUN'S HOUSE demolished STORMCROWE PIE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
COLOSSEUM HALLS overpowered XYLOID in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JOE MAMA overcame DOUBLE TRUE in a action packed 1 minute match.
DMX savagely defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a action packed 8 minute gory bout.
DANG LEN handily defeated INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ARCHED EYELID overpowered RIB IAYE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
56TH AND WABASHA vanquished IRON-PLATED IRV in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MR. CHUCK handily defeated PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
FUNKY MONK viciously subdued KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
JELLY BELLY overpowered DEEP BLUE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
IRON HANDED was narrowly defeated by INNARD SKINARD in a 2 minute bout.
GZA viciously subdued PUTRID DEFILER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome bout.
KINGU was savagely defeated by GIRL SCOUT COOKIE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute match.
DIZZY GILLESPIE demolished SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 3 minute one-sided battle.
RED SPECIAL bested FEZZIK in a 2 minute conflict.
ANGEL savagely defeated SYCAMORE STYLE in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
PLYOMETRICS devastated RAVAGE in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
DOBBIE slimly won victory over COG in a popular 2 minute brawl.
JAZI was defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a 2 minute duel.
LATE AFTERNOON viciously subdued MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
MARY MARY slimly won victory over EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a exciting 5 minute contest.
PULLED ORC defeated BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute duel.
FIGHTING ILLINI demolished ALBERT KING in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BABY BLUE overpowered FLESH HUNTER in a popular 2 minute one-sided struggle.
THE SQUARE was bested by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a action packed 4 minute gruesome match.
SADDAM A GO-GO beat GUNSLINGER in a 1 minute fight.
JEX was savagely defeated by LITTLE LION in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
SIERRA was beaten by TOCK .. TICK in a 2 minute battle.
DROXINE was savagely defeated by THE PHILANDERER in a 2 minute gory duel.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER overpowered CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ZENSU LASAGNA was devastated by BOA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRAHAM CRACKER subdued VATOS LOCOS in a popular 3 minute bout.
SAND MAGGOT was overpowered by MURDEROUS THRUST in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MANTRA was outlasted by PRADUS in a exciting 8 minute brutal conflict.
RATTLER vanquished TEQUILA in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
LADY LUCK was overpowered by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
IXION was viciously subdued by SEYMORE GUTTS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
JOHN WAYNE GACY was subdued by JIMMY THE HAND in a popular 3 minute duel.
VENOM DECAY was overpowered by RARE BREED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SUICIDE KING handily defeated FIXED DRINK in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
HOGSHEAD murdered ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DERRINGER was overpowered by LEAD BELLY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ALLAWALLA was defeated by GLORY in a 2 minute fray.
DROW defeated GALILEO in a action packed 4 minute brutal match.
SNAKE BITE devastated CRIPPLE CREEK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NECROTICA was savagely defeated by CRACKED BELL in a action packed 3 minute duel.
MY LITTLE GTO won victory over DEATHSCAR in a exciting 1 minute fray.
MIGHTY MANFRED vanquished KING OF ROCK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TYNARAE demolished MERCURY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE HAMILTONS was overpowered by WHISKERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
REBUILD unbelievably bested MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 3 minute fight.
JIMMY WIN beat LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome bout.
A MAN was luckily beaten by HERMY in a exciting 2 minute contest.
GEORGIA SAM viciously subdued HERMY in a action packed 4 minute gory contest.
RZA was vanquished by IRONTOWER in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLACKBERRY viciously subdued COLTRANE in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
JACK B. NIMBLE was vanquished by HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HANAKO-SAN was unbelievably bested by LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute melee.
BEA HEADER was demolished by COREA in a 2 minute gory uneven match.
ROBERT PAULSON won victory over DRAGON FRUIT in a 2 minute fray.
BLOODY MARY was handily defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SIMON was subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory battle.
VIBRANT THING was devastated by B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
COSMO was overpowered by BICYCLE RACE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOFFA was bested by JON in a action packed 3 minute match.
PAPA'S BANKBOOK was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
EARLY ONE MORNING was viciously subdued by LAKE SAILOR in a 4 minute match.
JACK OF HEARTS was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRUSADER devastated YONDER ORPHAN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 45 PARRY-RIPOSTE 43 - 30 - 0 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 39 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 32 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 19 STRIKING ATTACK 82 - 74 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 16 AIMED BLOW 231 - 219 - 5 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 16 LUNGING ATTACK 195 - 192 - 3 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 BASHING ATTACK 85 - 84 - 4 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 9 WALL OF STEEL 91 - 97 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 PARRY-STRIKE 28 - 34 - 2 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 33 - 46 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 8 TOTAL PARRY 62 - 90 - 1 41 |
Turn 669 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 10 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 4 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 8 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 19 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 23 - 22 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 10 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 41 11 1 270 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
STRIKING ATTACK EDDY 18-10120 25 8 1 232 SEA DOGS (426)
BASHING ATTACK ERIK 56-3399 57 78 1 229 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
LUNGING ATTACK PAID IN FULL 84-23375 41 23 1 223 AL BUMS II (1636)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 104 85 0 220 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
SLASHING ATTACK HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 48 20 1 218 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 46 29 0 216 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 44 36 0 214 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)
WALL OF STEEL JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 35 27 1 193 WHO DA MAN? (1672)
PARRY-STRIKE INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 31 31 4 156 T-3 (1591)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
DMX 25-5675. The ten other most popular fighters were ELEVENTH 12-6963, JANIS JOBLIN
46-4380, GZA 84-27225, GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633, EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200, MANTRA
3-6754, PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059, KINGU 50-3575, JOY OF LOSING 12-6600, and BAD
BORSCHT 81-1894.
The least popular fighter this week was JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963. The other ten least
popular fighters were PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250, JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078, RZA 84--27346,
MERCURY 9-5692, CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907, ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987, LADY LUCK 65-7370,
JEX 14-4848, INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476, and XYLOID 65-7141.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 5 3 0 SUNSET(21) 2 4 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 2 0
NIANIA(2) 2 0 0 SOLVEN(22) 2 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 1 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 5 2 1
KALTOS(5) 2 3 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 3 0 ARADI(60) 3 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 4 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 5 4 0
BONSUR(7) 0 3 0 LAPUR(29) 0 4 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 4 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 2 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 1
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 5 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 3 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 2 0 JHANS(36) 3 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
DULLENS(13) 3 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 3 0
TOBIR(14) 1 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 3 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 8 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 3 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 4 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 4 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 2 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 44 39 0 195 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 104 85 0 220 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
CRACKED BELL 3-7506 21 13 0 95 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
BABY BLUE 5-5321 31 14 1 159 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 35 34 0 147 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 30 19 11 106 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 27 20 0 178 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 37 19 0 161 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
VATOS LOCOS 10-6266 24 20 1 97 JAY-Z (1709) KOLACT
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 44 36 0 214 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 35 27 1 193 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
LITTLE LION 13-5626 26 13 1 143 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
ODB 14-4891 27 25 2 198 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 31 21 4 162 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
JON 17-7447 23 18 0 75 ENFORCERS (1768) ALJAFIR
EDDY 18-10120 25 8 1 232 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 27 18 1 129 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714) ZUWAYZA
JOE MAMA 21-6771 40 22 1 208 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 33 34 0 215 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
VIBRANT THING 24-5114 25 16 3 38 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
DMX 25-5675 41 28 2 204 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
RARE BREED 28-5350 22 11 0 87 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
NERO 29-5707 57 58 1 187 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ONUPHRE 31-3385 52 71 2 223 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 33 27 2 189 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 43 36 0 138 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 31 26 1 198 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
ETHER 36-7552 49 31 1 204 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
JELLY BELLY 38-5063 36 23 1 168 SHEWISH CANDY (1719) CLIFFHOME
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 27 22 0 174 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 41 11 1 270 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
DIRK DIGGLER 43-3962 10 6 1 42 BOOGIE NIGHTS (1759) VEASTIAN
PULLED ORC 45-4702 28 16 1 154 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 50 38 0 197 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 28 13 0 227 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 23 24 0 140 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
ERIK 56-3399 57 78 1 229 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 46 29 0 216 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 32 50 4 156 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 39 28 0 180 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
XYLOID 65-7141 35 37 2 176 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
DAEMYN 71-2940 26 11 0 186 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOGSHEAD 74-4372 25 13 2 100 COUNTRY PIE (1669) DAYLA KIV
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 37 30 0 175 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
PRAWN STAR 81-2149 28 15 1 191 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 33 25 1 195 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 41 23 1 223 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 18 33 4 185 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 20 17 7 166 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
VULCAN 99-3864 32 29 4 206 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
The Turf Wars are coming. The Turf Wars are coming. Come one; come all. Gather
your alliance or collection of 2-4 teams and join in the competition. Hurry up! While
Feb 2016 seems so far away, it is only six or so turns away, and it does take a while
to make sure you have a team in DM47, communicate to find a group, send in certs,
announce in writing in DM47, etc. etc. Teams of all levels and managers of all types,
including newbies, find themselves competing quite well in this type of competition.
Let's make the tenth anniversary (TWX) the biggest and best ever.
This 10th competition will be hosted and moderated by the triumvirate of Assur,
Master Darque and Oz The All-Wonderful.
Anyone may participate: known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!
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Captains are responsible for:
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participate under the banner of their alliance. The confirmation/verification
must occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participant's
declaration. (Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack
of Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.)
b. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
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not to run any other team warriors).
4. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not properly
declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1. In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until
Turn 3 of the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score
will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before scoring
will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift Certificate received.
5. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of the Turf
War.
For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and settle any and all
disputes as they arise. Their decisions will be final. (Note: the intent is to have a
very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are required from the
moderators.)
Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
Team Points:
a. Fights made: (includes DA fights)
1 = 0 points, 2 = 0 points, 3 = 1 point, 4 = 3 points, 5 = 5 points
b. Wins earned:
1 = 1 point, 2 = 3 points, 3 = 6 points, 4 = 10 points, 5 = 15 points
c. Champion win = 3 additional points
d. Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
e. Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points
(If ties, no points awarded)
Alliance Points (Rounds 1 through 5):
a. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
b. Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points
(If tied, no points awarded.)
Alliance Points (Rounds 6 through 10 as alliance point scoring doubles):
c. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 12 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 18
d. Alliance with most wins per that round = 10 points
e. (If tied, no points awarded.)
Champions:
a. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory. It is to the
team's/alliance's advantage that you do so.
b. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
c. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior or the Dark Arena,
may be replaced.
d. Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork (DM47
arena) to be able to be declared a champion.
e. A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that same
turn. (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring.)
f. Challenges to or by Champions against members of the same alliance shall be
scored as a loss for each warrior.
No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death or
death in a tournament or graduation. A maximum of five warriors may be on a team at
any time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)
It is not in the spirit of competition to challenge fellow members of the same
alliance. Hence, challenges as such will be scored as losses for both warriors.
Downchallenges:
a. A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior with lesser
recognition points.
b. No challenge or bloodfeud by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
c. No challenge of the Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
d. Bloodfeuds against warriors with lesser recognition are deemed downchallenges.
Tournament Considerations:
a. Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of
recognition for North Fork.
b. It is an opportunity to gain skills and preferred challenging within the Turf
War.
Special Considerations:
a. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
b. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If you
begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
c. There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance for
the Turf War VII. The minimum is two (2).
d. The Dark Arena may be used at any time without penalty.
e. If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the arena is
aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by the
gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be
asked to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.
Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest. All prizes, except the
Endu Award listed below, and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the
Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition. It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.
Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at
the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes.
All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance.
The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
a. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
b. Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters
c. Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at
least one DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
d. +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus
potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two
skills per warrior.
e. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 10 rounds AND at least 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus
potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) (Endu Award).
f. Two additional random rollup sheets or rollup certs for each manager of
the winning alliance from RSI.
These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.
Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz, Master Darque, and Assur (the TWX
Triumvirate), They will arbitrate all dealings during the course of the contest.
Their decisions will be final. Direct questions, comments, and scoring disputes via
Diplo in DM 47, on the Duel2 site in the Forums/via private message, or via email to:
DM 47 (Diplo) Duel2 (PM/Forums) Email
Oz: Land of Oz "The Consortium" wfms101@aol.com
Master Darque: Darque Forces "Darque" rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com
Assur: Bash Bros Park "Assur" assurnasir@yahoo.com