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Date   : 08/26/2015    Duedate: 09/08/2015

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 670

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 IMPURE THOU 18/1775    2    1   0 66.7      BIRDEMIC 84/1751
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     31   21   0 59.6      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
  3 SEA DOGS 18/426     1173  841   9 58.2      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        CRITICALS 75/1635
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719                       I WANT YOU 3/1699
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      AL BUMS II 84/1636
    SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724                      HIGHWAY 61 84/1744
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      LAST WALTZ 84/1734
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
  4 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   138   99   0 58.2      INJURY FAIL 84/1689
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
  5-TOON INN 21/1757      41   31   0 56.9      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/1759                       SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    CHUCK'S PINUPS 1/1755                       THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    CANINE CUISINE 61/1761                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    PORN IN A BARN 36/1779                      ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/1758                    MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
  6 WRATHMEN 46/1776     193  152   2 55.9      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
  7 DODEKATHEON 99/1590  567  452   2 55.6      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1778                       WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK 84/1733
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685              11 GWAR 82/1731         179  183   7 49.4
  8 SCOTCH 71/1705      1359 1120  18 54.8      D.R.I. 21/1471
    REAL BEER 21/1116                           BIG TEN 3 82/1747
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          FEAR FACTORY 61/666
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         WHO DA MAN? 12/1672
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1766                       KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1748
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                  12 HOPEFULS 82/1770      33   35   0 48.5
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     ENFORCERS 17/1768
  9 POSSE 65/1388         89   88   4 50.3      RESTRICTIONS 82/1743
    BLACK COLOSSUS 3/1767                    13 THE TAKEN 29/350     238  258   1 48.0
    DEATH PENALTY 78/1752                       RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    BLACK COLOSSUS 46/1742                      HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
    MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631                      SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
    TOWER OF SNAKES 41/1769                  14 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   66   72   2 47.8
 10 OBG! 47/1760        1196 1195  13 50.0      ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
    QUEEN 9/1629                                MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    JAY-Z 10/1709                               ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725
    TRIBE 24/1648                               DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    RUN DMC 1/1626                           15 T-3 98/1591          308  352   3 46.7
    MMMM BEER 13/1772                           ORDER 36/1780
    MMM BEER!! 13/1710                          SCRABBLE 65/1662
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609                       SEINFELD 19/1741
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                       TREXTRAS 56/1660
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    U PAY I SLAY 2 84/1701                      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686                   18 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   38   50   1 43.2
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
 16 TREKKERS 29/1534     248  284   5 46.6   19 AVENGERS 31/1321      96  129   0 42.7
    BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545                      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582                   20 ARROGANCE 18/755     577  931  11 38.3
    THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564                  21 THE MONGOLO 81/1781    8   20   0 28.6
 17 ORDER 14/1754        123  149   2 45.2

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

I see my reputation has preceded me.  There are guards posted everywhere!  Even next 
to the silverware.

You would think that with me being Captain of the Guard, I could order them around, 
but they just ignore me.  I guess its just an honorary title.

Thanks for challenge, Don King.  If you are looking for your wallet, I saw some guy 
from Shepherds with it.

                                          -- Sticky Fingers

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well hello there!

Here in Home Guard, we had 108 fights this turn!  If we're not 
careful we'll be bigger than Talahya!  Heh.  Thirteen fights were 
challenges, and twenty-one were NPC fights.  

On to business.  Our reigning Captain of the Guard, Sticky Fingers, randomly matched 
with Drokk and easily bested him.  STICKY FINGERS (42-4523) (41-11-1,270) of DUNGEON 
CELL fought DROKK (31-4014) (39-36-2,218) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!.  STICKY FINGERS won 
victory over DROKK in a 2 minute Title bout.  Congratulations, Mr. Fingers.  Sticky 
Fingers is, of course, our top Aimed Blow, and we salute him.  

Has anyone seen my pocketwatch?  I just had it... 

Anyway, the remainder of the top 25:

VENOM DECAY (41-4758) (15-7-0,64) of TOWER OF SNAKES TV challenged REBUILD (36-7697) 
(22-20-0,71) of STILLMATIC.  VENOM DECAY devastated REBUILD in a action packed 2 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.

RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (50-30-1,211) of USELESS TOOLS challenged PAID IN FULL (84-
23375) (41-23-1,223) of AL BUMS II.  RUBBER BULLET was handily defeated by PAID IN 
FULL in a 1 minute Challenge match.  Paid in Full is our top Lunger and Rubber Bullet 
our top Wall of Steel.   Well done, both of you!

DON KING (47-5374) (58-49-3,198) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged LORD'S PRAYER (35-4456) 
(31-26-1,198) of FOOT OF PRIDE.  DON KING devastated LORD'S PRAYER in a exciting 1 
minute one-sided Challenge fight.

HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (51-52-1,201) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 
(22-7035) (33-34-0,215) of ARE YOU ?.  HOCKEY DUCK viciously subdued CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 
in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.

CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (21-13-2,167) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DIZZY GILLESPIE 
(12-5792) (44-59-0,174) of BLUE NOTE.  CHICKEN A LA KING was devastated by DIZZY 
GILLESPIE in a 1 minute Challenge match.

GUNSLINGER (65-6960) (22-11-2,129) of POSSE challenged COG (5-4132) (22-18-2,135) of 
TECHNOLOGY.  GUNSLINGER was handily defeated by COG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge 
fight.

HAIRY MONSTER (50-3436) (18-8-0,123) of OPEN SESAME challenged GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-
3633) (25-18-1,149) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  HAIRY MONSTER lost to GIRL SCOUT COOKIE in a 2 
minute Challenge duel.

COSMO (19-4498) (21-21-0,43) of SEINFELD challenged HOFFA (18-8478) (39-160-1,46) of 
ARROGANCE.  COSMO slimly lost to HOFFA in a 6 minute gory Challenge duel.

DEATHSCAR (46-3989) (20-11-2,79) of BLACK COLOSSUS challenged RARE BREED (28-5350) 
(22-11-0,87) of BIG SHOTS.  DEATHSCAR vanquished RARE BREED in a popular 3 minute 
brutal one-sided Challenge duel.

DEATHFROMABOVE (73-5766) (15-1-1,79) of WAY BACK WHEN challenged PRADUS (99-3707) (23-
19-4,100) of ARCANE GREATS MI.  DEATHFROMABOVE viciously subdued PRADUS in a popular 4 
minute brutal Challenge bout.

I MOTHER EARTH (59-2504) (23-14-1,88) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged FIXED DRINK (35-4529) 
(25-9-0,82) of FOOT OF PRIDE.  I MOTHER EARTH subdued FIXED DRINK in a crowd pleasing 
3 minute Challenge competition.

DUCK WITH SWORDS (39-3726) (18-4-0,84) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged UNFORTUNATE RAKE 
(38-5111) (18-2-2,85) of SOUL WARRIORS.  DUCK WITH SWORDS was devastated by 
UNFORTUNATE RAKE in a 1 minute Challenge battle.

THAT! (21-5272) (16-6-2,63) of REAL BEER challenged CRUSADER (6-6341) (18-9-2,87) of 
MACHINES OF WAR.  THAT! overpowered CRUSADER in a popular 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge conflict.

ERIK (56-3399) (57-78-1,229) of MEN OF STEEL fought ONUPHRE (31-3385) (52-71-2,223) of 
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!.  ERIK devastated ONUPHRE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.  
Erik holds the top Basher spot, and we salute him.

CAPTURED PORK (47-7581) (28-13-0,227) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) 
(104-85-0,220) of CREAM OF THE SLOP.  CAPTURED PORK was unbelievably bested by GOPHER 
BAROQUE in a 3 minute brawl.  Gopher Baroque is the top Total Parry.  Well done. 

CHOPPED RABBIT (60-1362) (46-29-0,216) of UNNAMEABLES fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (62-
72-3,195) of SEA DOGS.  CHOPPED RABBIT savagely defeated HAMMERHEAD in a exciting 1 
minute brutal match.  Chopped Rabbit showed off his skills as our top Parry-Lunge.  
Salute.

GAG HALFRUNT (11-7416) (44-36-0,214) of THE HITCHHIKERS fought ETHER (36-7552) (49-31-
1,204) of STILLMATIC.  GAG HALFRUNT was overpowered by ETHER in a 1 minute mismatched 
fight.
 
EDDY (18-10120) (25-8-1,232) of SEA DOGS fought TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (40-27-1,183) 
of LORDS OF CHAOS.  EDDY devastated TEDDY RUXPIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  
Eddy is our top striker, and Teddy is our top parry-strike, despite his loss this 
time.  Nicely done.  

JOB (18-6129) (36-162-0,215) of SHEPHERDS fought JOY OF LOSING (12-6600) (35-27-1,193) 
of WHO DA MAN?.  JOB outlasted JOY OF LOSING in a exciting 7 minute gory duel.

RUN'S HOUSE (1-8735) (33-21-2,186) of RUN DMC fought BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (38-37-
2,177) of OTTO'S DINER.  RUN'S HOUSE handily defeated BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute uneven 
duel.

DAEMYN (71-2940) (26-11-0,186) of WRATHMEN XXV fought TICK ... TOCK (60-511) (55-49-
0,190) of UNNAMEABLES.  DAEMYN devastated TICK ... TOCK in a popular 2 minute gory 
one-sided bout.

SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (32-26-1,207) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT fought ANGEL (75-2193) (29-
35-0,172) of RUNEBLADES.  SLICE CONSTRUCT vanquished ANGEL in a action packed 1 minute 
one-sided match.

ELEVENTH (12-6963) (50-37-0,189) of BLUE NOTE fought NERO (29-5707) (57-58-1,187) of 
TREKKERS.  ELEVENTH was outlasted by NERO in a exciting 8 minute bout.

PRAWN STAR (81-2149) (28-15-1,191) of OTTO'S DINER fought KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) (33-
27-2,189) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT!.  PRAWN STAR vanquished KID DYNAMITE in a action packed 
1 minute uneven bout.

The warrior who moved up the most in the rankings was Papa's Bankbook.  SNAKE BITE 
(56-4343) (22-17-0,76) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought PAPA'S BANKBOOK (16-6250) (17-14-1,37) 
of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS.  SNAKE BITE was savagely slain by PAPA'S BANKBOOK in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute duel.  It's slightly ironic that Snake Bite was slain, isn't it?  
Nicely done, Papa.  

WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! was most avoided, and USELESS TOOLS avoided them the most. 

I would be remiss without a mention of the team Impure Thou, who entered Home Guard 
with a 2-0 record and now shows at the top of the team rankings with an impressive 
66.7% 2-1 record.  Nice!  It will be difficult to retain that average, but we 
congratulate you nevertheless.  Assur with his Shepherds is our top established team 
here, at 59.6%, moving up to overtake OAB.  OAB follows with 58.2%, very respectable.  
Congratulations to these three managers. 

We also forgot to congratulate OAB for crossing the 2000-fight mark last turn.  
Amazing! 

That's all I have this time.  Stay out of the heat. 

                                          -- Pip

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       42  11  1  278  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EDDY 18-10120                26   8  1  246  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        42  23  1  244  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 ERIK 56-3399                 58  78  1  240  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       105  85     234  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 JOB 18-6129                  37 162     225  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       47  29     221  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ETHER 36-7552                50  31  1  218  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
-HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       48  20  1  218  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SOFA KNEE 84-30839           32  16  1  217  INJURY FAIL (1689)         BLACKSTONE
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      33  26  1  213  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1725)      ROCANIS
 DON KING 47-5374             59  49  3  212  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 VULCAN 99-3864               33  29  4  212  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          51  38     208  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 GZA 84-27225                 41  16     208  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           52  52  1  207  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 DMX 25-5675                  42  28  2  207  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      41  25  2  204  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 DROKK 31-4014                39  37  2  204  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149           29  15  1  204  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DAEMYN 71-2940               27  11     204  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 NERO 29-5707                 58  58  1  203  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581        28  14     203  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 ODB 14-4891                  28  25  2  200  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    33  35     198  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       45  39     197  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           62  73  3  196  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        50  31  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         44  37     195  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             40  23  1  195  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           34  21  2  195  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        33  26  1  195  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 RUTH 18-10121                59  53     194  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     36  34  4  193  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        35  28  1  193  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       37  19     192  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 VIPER 36-7544                51  40     191  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        31  27  1  191  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              52  72  2  190  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 FUNKY MONK 84-26803          35  19  3  188  BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (1733)   BLACKSTONE
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             50  38     186  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      45  59     186  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         18  34  4  185  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             45  31  1  184  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         33  28  2  184  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         55  50     182  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    41  26  1  182  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         40  28  1  182  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DANG LEN 62-4694             40  28     182  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 SNOWMAN 29-3460              33  34  1  182  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            28  20     180  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 XYLOID 65-7141               35  38  2  179  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         37   9  1  178  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         38  30     177  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         31  19  1  175  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          38  38  2  172  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 ANGEL 75-2193                29  36     172  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           38  19     171  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 21-7642 32   6     170  TOON INN (1757)            SUNSET
-JELLY BELLY 38-5063          36  23  1  168  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          27  23     168  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TAL 46-3106                  26  24  2  166  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     31  22  4  162  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 BABY BLUE 5-5321             31  15  1  162  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          28  15     159  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
-OOZING MY MIND 84-50273      26  15  1  159  U PAY I SLAY 2 (1701)      BLACKSTONE
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    21  14  2  159  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          50  54     154  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     44  46     154  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          41  31  1  154  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       37  24     153  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    26  18  1  153  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       23  23     151  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             36  37  2  150  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           34  26     150  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         32  15     150  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 DOBBIE 84-30850              34  45  2  149  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 DROXINE 56-4298              30  40     149  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 COG 5-4132                   23  18  2  149  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       33  18     148  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     25  21  1  148  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 JEX 14-4848                  19  11     147  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 DOLGAN 56-751                37  86  4  145  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 MARY MARY 1-8872             35  48  1  145  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 KINGU 50-3575                23  25     145  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 BOA 1-8830                   32  44     144  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 SIERRA 13-5616               30  15     144  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       31  32  4  142  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 FEZZIK 45-814                28  22  1  142  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
-PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059   50  32  1  141  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (1758)    KATI-TEI
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      39  50     141  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            20  18  7  141  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      36  45     140  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          35  35     140  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JAZI 29-3560                 32  23     140  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 MURDEROUS THRUST 75-3562     24   2  6  140  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      43  37     139  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             15  22  4  139  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 PLYOMETRICS 84-31176         33  23  1  136  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (1700)   BLACKSTONE
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       24   5  1  130  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         30  29  1  129  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 RAVAGE 29-4444               28  31  1  129  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       38  14  1  128  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        18   9     128  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       32  51  4  127  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         29  30  2  126  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          28  29  1  125  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       27  19  1  125  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714)    ZUWAYZA
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           28  17  1  124  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 GUNSLINGER 65-6960           22  12  2  122  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
 LITTLE LION 13-5626          26  14  1  121  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 LONE WOLF 31-162             39  53  1  115  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       36  24  4  113  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        32  55  1  109  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           34  31  2  107  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       34  45     107  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      30  20 11  105  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-KRAIT 56-4344                27  21     104  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
-DJEREE THE DJERK 81-623      26  25  1  104  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1781)   SHADOWSPIRE
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     33  25     102  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             25  14  2  100  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       24  14  1  100  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 DEATHSCAR 46-3989            21  11  2  100  BLACK COLOSSUS (1742)      ARDIVENT
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     19   2  2  100  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      18  14  1  100  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1748)    ZUKAL
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           16  26  5  100  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766       16   1  1  100  WAY BACK WHEN (1766)       ERINIKA
 NO SMOKING 82-625            21  13  4   98  RESTRICTIONS (1743)        DWES EG
-VATOS LOCOS 10-6266          24  20  1   97  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 MANTRA 3-6754                16   6  1   96  BLACK COLOSSUS (1767)      OSKSI
 MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745        27  18      95  OBG! (1760)                NORTH FORK
-CHICKEN POODLE SOUP 61-3194  21  11  1   93  CANINE CUISINE (1761)      JURINE
 GLORY 35-2429                35  24      91  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          22  16      91  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THAT! 21-5272                17   6  2   91  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      18  14  2   90  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 PRADUS 99-3707               23  20  4   89  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       24  19      88  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    19   6      88  MMMM BEER (1772)           DULLENS
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            24  12  1   87  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
-LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        21  23  1   87  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 GALILEO 9-5706               33  32  3   86  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          21  14      86  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 FIXED DRINK 35-4529          25  10      85  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         19  33      85  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 MATTHEAS 46-4398             20   4  1   84  WRATHMEN (1776)            ARDIVENT
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         20  15      84  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-WOK THE DOG 61-3873          21   5      82  CANINE CUISINE (1761)      JURINE
 VENOM DECAY 41-4758          16   7      82  TOWER OF SNAKES (1769)     KATI-TEI
 JON 17-7447                  24  18      81  ENFORCERS (1768)           ALJAFIR
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      21  16      81  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 JMJ 1-9161                   20  11  1   81  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-WHISKERS 36-6701             17   3  2   81  PORN IN A BARN (1779)      JHANS
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           27  18      80  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      22   3  1   80  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        26  16  3   79  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     25   6  1   78  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     18   5      78  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 R.L. 6-6842                  25  27  1   76  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 RARE BREED 28-5350           22  12      76  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 MACROS THE BLACK 56-4492     17   5  3   76  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            15   1      76  HOUSE CANNITH (1778)       DULLENS
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         27   8  1   73  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         26  28      72  HIGHWAY 61 (1744)          BLACKSTONE
 SPIRALS 75-3613              23   2  1   71  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-TOBY WING 1-7193             21   7      70  CHUCK'S PINUPS (1755)      MORDANT
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           21   4      70  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        34  19      69  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        16  21  5   69  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 CRUSADER 6-6341              18  10  2   68  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 NECROTICA 82-4393            19  26  1   67  HOPEFULS (1770)            DWES EG
 COWBOYS 97-5301              10   9  4   67  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 DROW 81-1774                 36  45  1   66  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
-KING OF ROCK 1-9067          21  21  2   66  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 LADY LUCK 65-7370            18  10      66  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
-SANDRA DEE 1-7237            27  11  1   65  CHUCK'S PINUPS (1755)      MORDANT
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           25  19      65  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       23  33  4   65  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 FAT LIP 52-3791              23  28  1   65  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           22  31  3   63  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 COLTRANE 12-7034             24  38      62  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 TYNARAE 46-4401              17   6  3   62  WRATHMEN (1776)            ARDIVENT
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          34  24  2   61  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 IXION 21-7741                29  34  1   61  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 KATANA 31-6349               24   8  1   61  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 MERCURY 9-5692               39  30  2   60  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 KASPAROV 46-4450             16   5  2   60  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 REBUILD 36-7697              22  21      59  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     18   4  2   59  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 DERRINGER 65-7381            18  11  1   58  POSSE (1388)               DAL SHANG
-CRACKED KNUCKLE 52-4166      17   7      58  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 CHATMON 6-6992               15  10  3   58  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        25  13      57  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-VEILED POISON 78-3051        20   2      56  DEATH PENALTY (1752)       LIN TIRIAN
 KERN 36-7601                 16   1  1   56  ORDER (1780)               JHANS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 18-9369                41 134      54  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 A MAN 35-4521                22  15  2   53  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       19  18  2   53  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    29  16      52  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           22  18      52  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963       28  29  1   51  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 RZA 84-38190                 16   4  1   51  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 HOFFA 18-8478                40 160  1   50  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 KATANA 31-5420               22  14  1   50  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   13   7  2   48  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 BEA HEADER 99-4683            6  18  4   47  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 COREA 12-7086                23  29      46  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          20  29  1   44  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SIMON 25-5748                28  25      43  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
-DIRK DIGGLER 43-3962         10   6  1   42  BOOGIE NIGHTS (1759)       VEASTIAN
 COSMO 19-4498                21  22      40  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 TEQUILA 28-5341              24  16  1   38  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907       24  54  1   35  LAST WALTZ (1734)          BLACKSTONE
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       21  11      32  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 BLOODY MARY 25-5754          20  22  1   29  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
-DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105       6   4  5   27  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 CATABOK 60-9021              22  17      21  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
CHATMON 6-6992            15  10  3 BLACK AND BLUES 1632   FLAME SPIDER 61-3401      670
SNAKE BITE 56-4343        22  18  0 SERPENTS' HOLD 1698    PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250   670

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VENOM DECAY devastated REBUILD in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RUBBER BULLET was handily defeated by PAID IN FULL in a 1 minute Challenge match.
DON KING devastated LORD'S PRAYER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK viciously subdued CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
CHICKEN A LA KING was devastated by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
GUNSLINGER was handily defeated by COG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HAIRY MONSTER lost to GIRL SCOUT COOKIE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
COSMO slimly lost to HOFFA in a 6 minute gory Challenge duel.
DEATHSCAR vanquished RARE BREED in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
DEATHFROMABOVE viciously subdued PRADUS in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge bout.
I MOTHER EARTH subdued FIXED DRINK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
DUCK WITH SWORDS was devastated by UNFORTUNATE RAKE in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
THAT! overpowered CRUSADER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
STICKY FINGERS won victory over DROKK in a 2 minute Title bout.
ERIK devastated ONUPHRE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
CAPTURED PORK was unbelievably bested by GOPHER BAROQUE in a 3 minute brawl.
CHOPPED RABBIT savagely defeated HAMMERHEAD in a exciting 1 minute brutal match.
GAG HALFRUNT was overpowered by ETHER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
EDDY devastated TEDDY RUXPIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JOB outlasted JOY OF LOSING in a exciting 7 minute gory duel.
RUN'S HOUSE handily defeated BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DAEMYN devastated TICK ... TOCK in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
SLICE CONSTRUCT vanquished ANGEL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
ELEVENTH was outlasted by NERO in a exciting 8 minute bout.
PRAWN STAR vanquished KID DYNAMITE in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
TWIGGY RAMEIZ was savagely defeated by KURT COBAIN in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
KICK INTHE TEETH lost to VULCAN in a popular 1 minute bout.
ROBERT JOHNSON was savagely defeated by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 3 minute duel.
ODB beat XYLOID in a popular 1 minute match.
GZA savagely defeated JOE MAMA in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
COLOSSEUM HALLS overcame GARLIC ARAOI in a 1 minute match.
SOFA KNEE viciously subdued HUNGRY HAROLD in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
RUTH outlasted ARCHED EYELID in a crowd pleasing 8 minute match.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE overpowered SNOWMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DMX savagely defeated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
RED SPECIAL vanquished FEZZIK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DANG LEN vanquished MARY MARY in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
STORMCROWE PIE was subdued by RATTLER in a action packed 3 minute competition.
B'ZIADUL beat BABY BLUE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
TOCK .. TICK viciously subdued KINGU in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal duel.
DEADLY FORCE viciously subdued JAZI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
RIB IAYE was bested by JEX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JANIS JOBLIN overcame DEEP BLUE in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
GLOBULIZER narrowly defeated GRAHAM CRACKER in a exciting 8 minute gory fight.
TAL vanquished BIG BILL BROONZY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR. CHUCK was overcome by JOE WILLIAMS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome bout.
PULLED ORC was demolished by ALBERT KING in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FUNKY MONK savagely defeated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a exciting 2 minute gory battle.
DOUBLE TRUE was overpowered by VIPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
56TH AND WABASHA was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
INNARD SKINARD was viciously subdued by FLESH HUNTER in a 18 minute bloody fight.
WOMAN AT THE WELL demolished INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
PLYOMETRICS was luckily beaten by NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory duel.
DOBBIE narrowly defeated EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
THE PHILANDERER was beaten by SADDAM A GO-GO in a popular 5 minute match.
SAVAGE BEATING was vanquished by SUICIDE KING in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
PUTRID DEFILER was overpowered by IRON HANDED in a 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
LATE AFTERNOON viciously subdued RAVAGE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome match.
ELMORE JAMES was savagely defeated by KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a popular 3 minute fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI vanquished CANNED SAVRADESE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was savagely defeated by SLICK STEPHAN in a popular 5 minute duel.
THE SQUARE was bested by LORETTA in a 2 minute match.
SYCAMORE STYLE was vanquished by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LITTLE LION was overpowered by DROXINE in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIERRA devastated HOGSHEAD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
BOA handily defeated ZENSU LASAGNA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER devastated LONE WOLF in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
MURDEROUS THRUST vanquished FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DOLGAN was viciously subdued by IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 3 minute match.
ILL SUBLIMINAL outlasted SAND MAGGOT in a exciting 10 minute gruesome conflict.
FLAME SPIDER easily killed CHATMON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRACKED BELL was bested by BLACKBERRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA demolished BEA HEADER in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
MY LITTLE GTO handily defeated DRAGON FRUIT in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
LADY LUCK was savagely defeated by HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
DERRINGER won victory over COREA in a action packed 2 minute match.
MANTRA handily defeated JACK B. NIMBLE in a 2 minute gory uneven match.
ALLAWALLA handily defeated TYNARAE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched battle.
CATABOK was overpowered by CAPABLANCA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ORGAN GRINDER slimly lost to GLORY in a popular 3 minute melee.
MACROS THE BLACK savagely defeated NECROTICA in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
JIMMY THE HAND lost to HERMY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
SNAKE BITE was savagely slain by PAPA'S BANKBOOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
FAT LIP was savagely defeated by R.L. in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gory duel.
MIGHTY MANFRED savagely defeated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
SPIRALS won victory over B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
DROW was vanquished by GALILEO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
YONDER ORPHAN handily defeated KATANA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NO SMOKING vanquished MERCURY in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
KASPAROV was overcome by SILVER SEAS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
MATTHEAS handily defeated BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JMJ devastated IXION in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE HAMILTONS overcame MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 2 minute fight.
JIMMY WIN was defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute bout.
CRIPPLE CREEK was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute uneven match.
KERN handily defeated BLOODY MARY in a action packed 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
GEORGIA SAM vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
RZA was bested by JON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
COWBOYS won victory over A MAN in a 2 minute duel.
SEYMORE GUTTS was viciously subdued by LEAD BELLY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
KATANA was subdued by VIBRANT THING in a action packed 1 minute bout.
TEQUILA was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
HANAKO-SAN devastated ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
ROBERT PAULSON was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SIMON was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
JOHN WAYNE GACY viciously subdued COLTRANE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
EARLY ONE MORNING outlasted HERMY in a 15 minute bout.
JACK OF HEARTS was demolished by IRONTOWER in a 1 minute uneven conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      46         PARRY-RIPOSTE     49 -  30 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  38         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  34 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         STRIKING ATTACK   84 -  76 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         LUNGING ATTACK   199 - 188 -  4      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         AIMED BLOW       224 - 221 -  5      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  18         BASHING ATTACK    82 -  87 -  4      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         WALL OF STEEL     93 - 100 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  36 -  2      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       66 -  91 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         PARRY-LUNGE       34 -  48 -  0      41  |

Turn 670 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 10         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     12 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     8 - 10         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  8     AIMED BLOW        20 - 26         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 17     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       STICKY FINGERS 42-4523     42  11  1  278 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
STRIKING ATTACK  EDDY 18-10120              26   8  1  246 SEA DOGS (426)
LUNGING ATTACK   PAID IN FULL 84-23375      42  23  1  244 AL BUMS II (1636)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               58  78  1  240 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359     105  85  0  234 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     47  29  0  221 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        51  38  0  208 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GZA 84-27225               41  16  0  208 ENTER THE WU (1676)
WALL OF STEEL    RUBBER BULLET 54-2503      50  31  1  195 USELESS TOOLS (735)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       40  28  1  182 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ELEVENTH 12-6963.  The ten other most popular fighters were MR. CHUCK 98-4029, KINGU 
50-3575, DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766, NERO 29-5707, JOB 18-6129, GLOBULIZER 8-3973, 
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200, R.L. 6-6842, GZA 84-27225, and TOCK .. TICK 60-512.

The least popular fighter this week was EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084, JACK OF HEARTS 16-5963, ATTILA 
THE BUM 21-7987, CRIPPLE CREEK 84-30907, BICYCLE RACE 9-5609, KATANA 31-5420, DROW 
81-1774, CATABOK 60-9021, PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323, and PULLED ORC 45-4702.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          5  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  2 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  3 0  ARADI(60)            3  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  5 0  JURINE(61)           3  4 1  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  3 0  MURSKA(35)           2  5 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  JHANS(36)            3  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          3  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  2 1  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  4 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         6  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  3 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      45  39  0  197  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      105  85  0  234  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 MANTRA 3-6754               16   6  1   96  BLACK COLOSSUS (1767)      OSKSI
 BABY BLUE 5-5321            31  15  1  162  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         50  54  0  154  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     30  20 11  105  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973           28  20  0  180  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720          38  19  0  171  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416        44  37  0  195  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600       35  28  1  193  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              30  15  0  144  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 ODB 14-4891                 28  25  2  200  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042    31  22  4  162  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 24  18  0   81  ENFORCERS (1768)           ALJAFIR
 EDDY 18-10120               26   8  1  246  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323      27  19  1  125  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1714)    ZUWAYZA
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514     41  25  2  204  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   33  35  0  198  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084      38  14  1  128  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DMX 25-5675                 42  28  2  207  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 RARE BREED 28-5350          22  12  0   76  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 NERO 29-5707                58  58  1  203  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 DROKK 31-4014               39  37  2  204  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091        33  28  2  184  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     43  37  0  139  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129          62  73  3  196  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 ETHER 36-7552               50  31  1  218  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111    19   2  2  100  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          52  52  1  207  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         27  23  0  168  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523      42  11  1  278  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEZZIK 45-814               28  22  1  142  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         51  38  0  208  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            59  49  3  212  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               23  25  0  145  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 FAT LIP 52-3791             23  28  1   65  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       50  31  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 ERIK 56-3399                58  78  1  240  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      24  14  1  100  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362      47  29  0  221  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372    44  46  0  154  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            40  28  0  182  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              35  38  2  179  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 DAEMYN 71-2940              27  11  0  204  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766      16   1  1  100  WAY BACK WHEN (1766)       ERINIKA
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            25  14  2  100  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513        38  30  0  177  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PRAWN STAR 81-2149          29  15  1  204  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105       33  26  1  195  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375       42  23  1  244  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        18  34  4  185  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      31  32  4  142  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 VULCAN 99-3864              33  29  4  212  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.