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Date   : 12/02/2015    Duedate: 12/15/2015

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 677

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HIRED GUNS 17/1797     3    2   0 60.0      ENFORCERS 17/1768
    THE EXOTICS 59/1816                         RESTRICTIONS 82/1743
    CRIMSON SLASH 23/1800                     9 GET 56/1814            8    7   0 53.3
    OBSIDIAN HALL 33/1771                       BALTO 6/1793
    DWARVEN LEGION 21/1798                      OPEN 82/1825
    THE HOLY LEGION 10/341                      BIRDS 41/1808
    STARSHIP VESSELS 60/1817                    CURSED 98/1829
    GRIZZLED VETERANS 56/1815                   ERRATA 25/1802
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     43   30   0 58.9      ERRATA 32/1805
  3 CEPHEUS 61/1820     1229  893  10 57.9      ERRATA 36/1807
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             ERRATA 46/1811
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            ERRATA 61/1819
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        ERRATA 81/1823
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719                       RANDOM 30/1803
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       MCPANTS 82/1785
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      RESCUE RANGERS 56/1813
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                   10 OBG! 47/1760        1493 1432  16 51.0
    SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724                      QUEEN 9/1629
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      TRIBE 24/1648
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      B.I.G. 32/1683
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      RUN DMC 1/1626
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796                  BIRDEMIC 84/1751
  4 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   145  106   0 57.8      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    FEARLESS LOSERS 43/1810                     BLUE NOTE 12/1642
  5 WRATHMEN 46/1776     207  165   2 55.6      CRITICALS 75/1635
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          I WANT YOU 3/1699
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        NEVERMIND 84/1790
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   PEEP SHOW 84/1696
  6 DODEKATHEON 99/1590  598  485   2 55.2      AL BUMS II 84/1636
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        HIGHWAY 61 84/1744
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1778                       STILLMATIC 36/1652
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      WILD STYLE 84/1791
    MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765                      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    INJURY FAIL 84/1689
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764                   SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1375 1137  18 54.7      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    AVID FANS 45/569                            ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    REAL BEER 21/1116                           MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 84/1700
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786                 11 GWAR 82/1731         234  234   7 50.0

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  8 HOPEFULS 82/1770      47   41   1 53.4      D.R.I. 21/1471
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/1725
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697                         STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
    WHO DA MAN? 12/1672                      16 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   48   61   2 44.0
    BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723                      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730                  17 ORDER 14/1754        146  188   2 43.7
    KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1748                     ORDER 36/1780
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    SCRABBLE 65/1662
    KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1714                    SEINFELD 19/1741
 12 THE TAKEN 29/350     250  277   1 47.4      TREXTRAS 56/1660
    RUNEBLADES 75/1585                          TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    HERO ALLIANCE 35/609                        OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357                     18 AVENGERS 31/1321     113  149   0 43.1
    WHEEL OF TIME 25/725                        HUCKLE'S CATS 81/1824
 13-TREKKERS 29/1534     258  295   5 46.7      BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545                      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582                      FLIPPERS ARCADE 35/1806
    THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564                     UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
 14 T-3 98/1591          336  387   3 46.5      EMPIRE OF THE SUN 63/1821
    MMM BEER 10/1794                         19 ARROGANCE 18/755     585  937  11 38.4
    MMMM BEER 13/1772                        20-IMPURE THOU 18/1775    3    5   0 37.5
    MMM BEER!! 13/1710                       21 SHIP HAPPEN 32/1804    2    7   0 22.2
    U PAY I SLAY 5/1756                         SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609                       WRECKING CREW 96/1826
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                       DEN OF THIEVES 48/1812
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      FACES OF DEATH 25/1801
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686                      CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                   22 THE ELITE 60/1818      1    1   0 50.0
 15 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   84  107   2 44.0      THE SOVEREIGN 42/1809
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for HOME GUARD.  MVP award for BABY BACK RIBS? 
SHEWISH BUFFET's proud of her after beating WEST WOOD and getting 57 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  UPPER DECK got smashed by CRACKED BELL, and lost 35 
points!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!  
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  CRITICALS was HOME GUARD's most avoided team.  Is there some award 
for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are MILITARY MAYHEM?  CRITICALS, an easy 
team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is 
CAPTURED PORK popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of HOME GUARD!  
He's got a 33-16-0, is that good?  Speaking of challenging 42 points above did you 
hear about DON KING of ROYAL FLUSH vs. SEA DOGS' HAMMERHEAD?  (And how was that 
intro!) DON KING was so studly out there in the sands!  Beating HAMMERHEAD and 
getting 11 points.  ROYAL FLUSH must be proud, for sure!  I'm not so sure 
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX knew all the facts when he challenged SILVER SEAS of ARE YOU ?.  I 
saw JOCK-IN-THE-BOX stumbling and dribbling at The Bash & Glug last week...  
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX lost to SILVER SEAS, but he got 2 points.  SILVER SEAS won, and got 
12 points.  I don't get it.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  HOME GUARD is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DON KING 47-5374             62  49  3  247  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         42  11  2  247  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            26  19  7  230  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           39  23  2  229  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 RUTH 18-10121                64  55     219  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     40  37  4  218  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 DANG LEN 62-4694             45  30     217  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 BACK 56-3949                 26  21     216  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 DOLGAN 56-751                41  89  5  213  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          56  40     208  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             49  34  1  208  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             40  40  2  208  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 GLAMDRING 33-2328            49  33  1  206  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOB 18-6129                  40 166     206  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581        33  16     204  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575                28  27     204  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          38  27  1  203  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME
 VULCAN 99-3864               37  32  4  201  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         60  52     200  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       38  20     200  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          32  18     199  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        50  32  1  198  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    45  29  1  198  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         45  30  1  198  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           43  21     196  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            31  24     196  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           68  74  3  193  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              57  74  3  193  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             43  27  1  193  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    35  40     193  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 ERIK 56-3399                 62  81  1  192  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    23  14  2  192  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 LONE WOLF 31-162             41  58  1  191  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          40  43  2  191  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           33  19  1  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 VIPER 36-7544                53  45     190  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           52  54  1  190  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      48  39     189  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 BOA 1-8830                   34  49     189  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         35  33  2  188  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      46  65     184  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     29  24  1  184  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         32  34  2  183  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DROKK 31-4014                41  42  2  180  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 MEABEER 56-3899              27  21     180  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       16   4  2  180  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       48  43     179  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       35  35  4  176  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 TAL 46-3106                  29  28  2  175  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      23  16  1  175  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1748)    ZUKAL
 XYLOID 65-7141               37  43  2  172  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         20  39  4  171  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       40  23     170  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         34  20     169  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           38  29     168  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JON 17-7447                  29  19     166  ENFORCERS (1768)           ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEX 14-4848                  22  15     166  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 LITTLE LION 13-5626          31  16  1  165  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          27  18     164  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 SIERRA 13-5616               33  19     163  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           20  29  5  163  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 DOBBIE 84-30850              38  48  2  161  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           19   4     161  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 KNICK KNACK 13-5628          38  27  2  160  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-JAZI 29-3560                 35  25     159  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          31  26     159  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       40  27  4  157  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 FIXED DRINK 35-4529          29  13     156  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 MARY MARY 1-8872             38  52  1  155  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-SNOWMAN 29-3460              33  39  1  155  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       35  51     154  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 WAIT 25-5378                 21  17     151  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          44  35  1  150  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      35  22 11  150  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          26  16     149  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DIGITALIS 33-6862            30  33  1  148  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 NO SMOKING 82-625            25  15  5  148  RESTRICTIONS (1743)        DWES EG
 KATANA 31-6349               30   9  1  146  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       27  26     144  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 COG 5-4132                   25  23  2  143  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      44  52     142  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          38  39     142  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        19  10     142  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             28  18  2  140  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 BLACKHAWKE 25-2794           24  16  1  140  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          30  34  1  138  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 SLINKY 25-3080               29  24     137  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       35  55  4  136  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       40  19  1  135  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 KI 31-165                    38  53  1  135  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            39  26  1  134  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     21   5  1  134  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     35  30     133  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DROXINE 56-4298              31  46     133  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       26  10  1  133  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        34  60  1  129  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        21  23  5  129  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         28  12  1  128  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 UPPER DECK 6-6268            26  22     128  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           31  21     127  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 GLORY 35-2429                38  28     122  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 NECROTICA 82-4393            23  28  1  122  HOPEFULS (1770)            DWES EG
 KERN 36-7601                 19   5  1  121  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          54  57     116  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         32  25  1  116  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      24   4  1  116  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       29  34  4  115  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         31  11  2  112  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
-LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        24  26  1  111  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         22  14  2  111  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
-RAVAGE 29-4444               28  36  1  110  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             16  28  4  103  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
-DROW 81-1774                 38  48  1  102  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     20   2  2  102  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 THIRD WIND 18-10542          18   7  2  102  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       27  23     101  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JMJ 1-9161                   23  15  1  101  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          42  23  1  100  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         31  30     100  HIGHWAY 61 (1744)          BLACKSTONE
 PRADUS 99-3707               28  22  4  100  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            28  15  1  100  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 CAT-IN-THE-HAT 7-3270        26  19  2  100  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           26   6     100  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 COGSWORTH 25-5527            20  13      99  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           26  21      98  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   16   7  2   98  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 PART POWER 13-5627           32  33      97  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 HOFFA 18-8478                46 161  1   93  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         22  37      93  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          23  33  1   91  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 TALON 46-3692                21  17  3   91  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        39  21      90  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    34  18      90  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-COWBOYS 97-5301              14  11  4   90  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 RHAH 38-5152                 20   4      89  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 R.L. 6-6842                  30  29  1   88  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HOBBS 82-4649                24  17  1   88  RESTRICTIONS (1743)        DWES EG
 TYNARAE 46-4401              20  10  3   88  WRATHMEN (1776)            ARDIVENT
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           27  33  3   86  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 CHATMON 6-6992               17  15  3   86  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 COSMO 19-4498                25  25      84  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         24  10      83  SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796)  MALCORN
 RZA 84-38190                 20   7  1   82  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
-TIK-TOK 5-5062               22  14      80  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 ITEM 32-4794                 18  11      79  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       18   4  1   78  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          18  22      78  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        27  18      77  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 WILCE 25-5530                21  11      77  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 CLOWN 14-4418                19  35      77  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             14  11      76  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 MERCURY 9-5692               43  33  2   74  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    21  11      74  MMMM BEER (1772)           DULLENS
 HEADHUNTER 25-3346           19  13  2   73  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 TEQUILA 28-5341              29  18  1   72  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
-DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     18   6      72  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        30  19  3   71  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       25  29  1   70  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 MALIGNANT TUMOR 32-4493      22  12  1   70  SHIP HAPPENS (1804)        ARVAT
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         20  17      69  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-TEN TRICK'S EX 47-7878       18  15      69  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-GAZZA 12-3538                15   1  2   69  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 BEA HEADER 99-4683            8  23  4   69  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 WRECKING BALL 96-269          8   8  4   68  WRECKING CREW (1826)       OLD VALAMANTIS
 HOFFA 18-9369                43 139      67  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        22  20  2   67  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 SORA 82-50103                19  17      67  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 KLYTIE 38-5158               15   7  1   67  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 GALILEO 9-5706               37  35  3   66  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-BRUNHYLDA 33-8082            26  14  1   66  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       24  16  1   66  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       23  21  2   66  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           19  22      65  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   19   6      65  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          38  27  2   63  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RARE BREED 28-5350           25  16      63  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
-FAT LIP 52-3791              23  29  1   63  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 JHAARAN 10-2017              22  20  2   63  THE HOLY LEGION (341)      KOLACT
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           15  10  2   63  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 Q*BERT 35-3928               27  25  5   62  FLIPPERS ARCADE (1806)     MURSKA
 WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG 43-3604  5   2  1   62  FEARLESS LOSERS (1810)     VEASTIAN
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     19   5  2   61  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 RAGDOLL 25-5402              26   8      60  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
-AIKIDO 25-3179               21  11  1   60  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         17  19      60  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 KATANA 31-5420               22  21  1   59  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            19   9  1   57  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 REBUILD 36-7697              27  23      56  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     25   8  1   55  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 CAO CAO 72-8791              18  16  1   55  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776           16  12  2   55  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
 SPIRALS 75-3613              28   4  1   54  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 COREA 12-7086                26  33      54  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 KNOB 82-53256                16  11  1   54  OPEN (1825)                DWES EG
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764            9  10  4   54  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      16   9  1   53  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 60-9044  15  19  1   52  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
-CAPABLANCA 46-3105           25  25      50  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           17   8  2   50  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 COLTRANE 12-7034             25  44      49  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       24  15      49  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 ANEURISM 25-4934             19   9      48  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 DEVIANT MONK 33-8195         14   8      46  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
-THE MAN IN BLACK 45-3417     16  14  1   45  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
-IXION 21-7741                30  38  1   43  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 GYGES 98-5012                 8   7  4   41  CURSED (1829)              SYVYN'S HILL
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237         14  14  1   38  U PAY I SLAY (1756)        KALTOS
-KASPAROV 46-4450             17  10  2   35  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105       6  11  5   31  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      19  20  2   28  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292            7  18  5   25  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
WEST WOOD 13-5630         39  26  1 ALLITERATE ARMY 1745   BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049    677

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

THE TURKEY HUNT HAS STARTED!!!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DON KING devastated HAMMERHEAD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was savagely defeated by CAPTURED PORK in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
CHICKEN A LA KING vanquished JEX in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HAIRY MONSTER was demolished by LITTLE LION in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX was overpowered by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
ANEURISM overcame GYGES in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
COLOUR COMMENTATOR vanquished TEQUILA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ACE HARDWARE was viciously subdued by TALON in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TOCK .. TICK was defeated by DANG LEN in a 2 minute fight.
RUN'S HOUSE overpowered FLAME SPIDER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BAD BORSCHT was overpowered by KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JANIS JOBLIN handily defeated VIPER in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided contest.
FIGHTING ILLINI was overpowered by DEEP BLUE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MR. CHUCK narrowly defeated BOA in a popular 2 minute duel.
GLOBULIZER slimly lost to RUTH in a action packed 10 minute brutal duel.
RED SPECIAL devastated TAL in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
VULCAN demolished SYCAMORE STYLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TEDDY RUXPIN overpowered KNICK KNACK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched fight.
DIZZY GILLESPIE was beaten by JOE MAMA in a 2 minute fight.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was vanquished by BACK in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
JELLY BELLY viciously subdued FLESH HUNTER in a popular 2 minute brutal contest.
ONUPHRE was defeated by LATE AFTERNOON in a action packed 1 minute fight.
KID DYNAMITE was overpowered by B'ZIADUL in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
LONE WOLF was defeated by GLAMDRING in a action packed 3 minute brutal match.
KURT COBAIN won victory over XYLOID in a popular 1 minute fray.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was viciously subdued by PULLED ORC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
JOB outlasted CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a popular 9 minute gruesome fight.
WOMAN AT THE WELL slimly won victory over ERIK in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
TICK ... TOCK defeated DROKK in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
DOLGAN overpowered GARLIC ARAOI in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KINGU devastated FIXED DRINK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLACKHAWKE was unbelievably bested by SAVAGE BEATING in a exciting 2 minute battle.
MEABEER beat SIERRA in a 2 minute fray.
JON overpowered KERN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
INCREDIBLE SPEED was demolished by THE HITMAN in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
ROBERT JOHNSON savagely defeated GRAHAM CRACKER in a exciting 2 minute competition.
WEST WOOD was slaughtered by BABY BACK RIBS in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
DOBBIE viciously subdued MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
DOUBLE TRUE overcame DIGITALIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
BLACKBERRY defeated HOGSHEAD in a exciting 5 minute brawl.
INNARD SKINARD viciously subdued SLINKY in a crowd pleasing 11 minute brutal melee.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH beat IRON HANDED in a exciting 5 minute gory fight.
ALBERT KING vanquished STORMCROWE PIE in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
UPPER DECK was handily defeated by CRACKED BELL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARY MARY subdued KI in a exciting 4 minute conflict.
SAND MAGGOT was savagely defeated by KATANA in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
GLORY was viciously subdued by COME AS YOU ARE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute contest.
ARCHED EYELID was viciously subdued by DREAM OF DAY in a exciting 4 minute battle.
COG overpowered NECROTICA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
YONDER ORPHAN was devastated by WAIT in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER won victory over ZENSU LASAGNA in a popular 2 minute struggle.
JOE WILLIAMS was defeated by SEYMORE GUTTS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody brawl.
ELMORE JAMES was savagely defeated by CANNED SAVRADESE in a popular 4 minute match.
RIB IAYE was subdued by JIMMY THE HAND in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
DROXINE handily defeated PART POWER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LEAD BELLY was narrowly defeated by NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
ILL SUBLIMINAL unbelievably bested LORETTA in a popular 10 minute gory duel.
NO SMOKING defeated GEORGIA SAM in a action packed 1 minute fight.
MIGHTY MANFRED vanquished FATHER CAT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
POWER PUNCH subdued KLYTIE in a popular 3 minute duel.
NICK SEAFORT overpowered VIBRANT THING in a action packed 2 minute one-sided contest.
HANAKO-SAN overpowered WRECKING BALL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRADUS overpowered Q*BERT in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNFORTUNATE RAKE devastated SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THIRD WIND overpowered COLTRANE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JMJ savagely defeated CLOWN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal duel.
ALLAWALLA overpowered MALIGNANT TUMOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by WILCE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
COSMO demolished DEVIANT MONK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
I MOTHER EARTH was overpowered by RHAH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SNAKE BITE handily defeated SORA in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
GAMMA CEPHEI was demolished by DEF JAM SHIRT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HOFFA overpowered MAIN EVENT in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
ATTILA THE BUM subdued SEYMORE GUTTS in a 2 minute fight.
PAPA'S BANKBOOK was handily defeated by THIRD COURSE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EARLY ONE MORNING narrowly defeated WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG in a 5 minute contest.
LONDON BEEFEATER was beaten by JIMMY WIN in a 1 minute gruesome duel.
CAO CAO was demolished by HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SNOWBALL V was overpowered by THE HAMILTONS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KHELOLIR demolished KNOB in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NITROGLYCERIN was overpowered by ORGAN GRINDER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPIRALS outlasted DARQUE PREACHER in a tiresome 13 minute bout.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was outlasted by JHAARAN in a action packed 10 minute battle.
HEADHUNTER was narrowly defeated by CHATMON in a 2 minute brutal contest.
RAGDOLL was vanquished by TYNARAE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
HOBBS overpowered BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
COGSWORTH overpowered MERCURY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
RZA was narrowly defeated by CAT-IN-THE-HAT in a 2 minute gory duel.
EVISSIRATOR was devastated by GALILEO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AAN'ALLEIN was vanquished by R.L. in a 2 minute brutal one-sided competition.
ROBERT PAULSON lost to MORK CALLING ORSON in a action packed 2 minute fight.
COREA was handily defeated by LONG-N-SLIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
KRILL SOUP was subdued by PRIVATE LAPDANCE in a 2 minute battle.
RARE BREED was viciously subdued by ITEM in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome bout.
BEA HEADER was overcome by JACK B. NIMBLE in a popular 1 minute fight.
BUTTERCUP was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DRAGON FRUIT devastated KATANA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO won victory over REBUILD in a 2 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      46         SLASHING ATTACK   44 -  38 -  1      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         LUNGING ATTACK   213 - 187 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         BASHING ATTACK    80 -  71 -  6      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         PARRY-RIPOSTE     47 -  42 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         WALL OF STEEL     97 -  88 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         STRIKING ATTACK   80 -  77 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         TOTAL PARRY       94 -  93 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         PARRY-STRIKE      35 -  38 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         AIMED BLOW       221 - 244 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-LUNGE       37 -  53 -  0      41  |

Turn 677 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     5 - 10         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    24 - 13     WALL OF STEEL      5 - 13         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       12 -  9     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  7         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  9     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  8         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  5                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        25 - 21                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DON KING 47-5374           62  49  3  247 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
WALL OF STEEL    JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380       42  11  2  247 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
SLASHING ATTACK  MR. CHUCK 98-4029          26  19  7  230 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685)
BASHING ATTACK   RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735         39  23  2  229 RUN DMC (1626)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              64  55  0  219 SHEPHERDS (1713)
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 62-4694           45  30  0  217 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)
LUNGING ATTACK   BACK 56-3949               26  21  0  216 GET (1814)
TOTAL PARRY      GLAMDRING 33-2328          49  33  1  206 OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       45  30  1  198 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      KID DYNAMITE 32-6091       35  33  2  188 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035.  The ten other most popular fighters were GLOBULIZER 
8-3973, JMJ 1-9161, EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200, INNARD SKINARD 98-3573, KATANA 31-6349, 
ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627, JOB 18-6129, DROKK 31-4014, DREAM OF DAY 30-4750, and ITEM 
32-4794.

The least popular fighter this week was DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPIRALS 75-3613, KATANA 31-5420, BUTTERCUP 45-3416, COREA 
12-7086, EVISSIRATOR 97-292, RAGDOLL 25-5402, JHAARAN 10-2017, NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742, 
KNOB 82--12280, and CAO CAO 72-8791.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 1  ROCANIS(56)          6  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        5  7 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  3 0  IAYE(30)             2  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  6 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  5 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  5 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  4 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          3  4 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  4 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     4  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         5  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735          39  23  2  229  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775        32  25  1  116  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         26  16  0  149  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822            40  40  2  208  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 ALBERT KING 6-6821          38  29  0  168  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     35  22 11  150  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973           31  24  0  196  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720          43  21  0  196  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 JHAARAN 10-2017             22  20  2   63  THE HOLY LEGION (341)      KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        45  30  1  198  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     46  65  0  184  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 LITTLE LION 13-5626         31  16  1  165  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 22  15  0  166  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338        24  10  0   83  SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796)  MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   34  18  0   90  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 29  19  0  166  ENFORCERS (1768)           ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               64  55  0  219  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               25  25  0   84  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 JOE MAMA 21-6771            43  27  1  193  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   35  40  0  193  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      16   4  2  180  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 WAIT 25-5378                21  17  0  151  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 TEQUILA 28-5341             29  18  1   72  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 THE HITMAN 30-4550          19   4  0  161  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             57  74  3  193  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091        35  33  2  188  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 GLAMDRING 33-2328           49  33  1  206  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129          68  74  3  193  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIPER 36-7544               53  45  0  190  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063         38  27  1  203  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          52  54  1  190  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471  19   6  0   65  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695      38  20  0  200  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833         18  22  0   78  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 WINNING ISNT EVRTH 43-3604   5   2  1   62  FEARLESS LOSERS (1810)     VEASTIAN
 PULLED ORC 45-4702          33  19  1  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380        42  11  2  247  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            62  49  3  247  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               28  27  0  204  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 BACK 56-3949                26  21  0  216  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      24  16  1   66  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        60  52  0  200  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401        32  34  2  183  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            45  30  0  217  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              37  43  2  172  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            49  34  1  208  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238    25   8  1   55  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            28  18  2  140  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 IRON HANDED 75-3508         44  35  1  150  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         40  43  2  191  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173    40  37  4  218  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 DOBBIE 84-30850             38  48  2  161  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 WRECKING BALL 96-269         8   8  4   68  WRECKING CREW (1826)       OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        20  39  4  171  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029           26  19  7  230  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 VULCAN 99-3864              37  32  4  201  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium