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Date   : 01/13/2016    Duedate: 01/26/2016

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 680

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1771   13    7   0 65.0      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    THE HOLY LEGION 10/341                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     48   34   0 58.5      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
  3 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   150  107   0 58.4      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    FEARLESS LOSERS 43/1810                     CRITICALS 75/1635
  4 CEPHEUS 61/1820     1258  913  10 57.9      I WANT YOU 3/1699
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             NEVERMIND 84/1790
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719                       HIGHWAY 61 84/1744
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      WILD STYLE 84/1791
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796                  ENTER THE WU 84/1676
  5 WRATHMEN 46/1776     214  171   2 55.6      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    ARENAS II 71/1836                           THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
  6-GET 56/1814           16   13   0 55.2      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    BALTO 6/1793                                IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    OPEN 82/1825                                BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    CURSED 98/1829                           11 GWAR 82/1731         251  249   7 50.2
    ERRATA 25/1802                              D.R.I. 21/1471
    ERRATA 32/1805                              BIG TEN 3 82/1747
    ERRATA 81/1823                              IN SHINOLA 82/1833
    RANDOM 30/1803                              FEAR FACTORY 61/666
    MCPANTS 82/1785                             MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1832                       BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
    HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795                    KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1748
  7 DODEKATHEON 99/1590  609  501   3 54.9      DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                     12 QUEENSRYCHE 17/1746  255  279   1 47.8
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
    MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765                      SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                 13 SHIP HAPPEN 32/1804   16   18   0 47.1
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   WRECKING CREW 96/1826
    CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764                   FACES OF DEATH 25/1801
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799
  8 SUE'S BOYS 73/1830  1375 1137  18 54.7   14 T-3 98/1591          349  399   3 46.7
    POOR COMBINATIONS 73/1834                   MMMM BEER 13/1772
  9 HOPEFULS 82/1770      54   46   2 54.0      MMM BEER!! 13/1710
    ENFORCERS 17/1768                           U PAY I SLAY 5/1756
    RESTRICTIONS 82/1743                        SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835                   SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
 10 QUEEN 9/1629        1595 1536  17 50.9      SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    TRIBE 24/1648                               U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    RUN DMC 1/1626                           15 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   54   66   2 45.0

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    BIRDEMIC 84/1751                            WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
 16 ORDER 14/1754        158  200   2 44.1   18-STREET WALKE 29/129   14   18   0 43.7
    ORDER 36/1780                               STREET WALKERS 45/1507
    SCRABBLE 65/1662                         19 AVENGERS 31/1321     123  166   0 42.6
    SEINFELD 19/1741                            BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    TREXTRAS 56/1660                            LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1639                           FLIPPERS ARCADE 35/1806
    OTTO'S DINER 81/1663                        UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
 17 WE GOT GAME 46/1695   93  118   2 44.1   20 ARROGANCE 18/755     587  941  11 38.4
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721                    21 THE ELITE 60/1818      2    6   0 25.0
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749                     THE SOVEREIGN 42/1809

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

It's only fitting that a fellow Basher takes the throne.  Keep the big men at the top!  
It's been awhile since somebody from my stable has been here.  I won't be the last.

                                          -- Fighting Illini

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
HOME GUARD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see DRAGON FRUIT win a fight and gain 38 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
DRAGON FRUIT beat ELMORE JAMES and ELMORE JAMES lost 33 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  GLAMDRING challenged HOME GUARD's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And 
if variety is the spice of life, HOME GUARD may be getting bland, as FIGHTING ILLINI 
stays top dog in the city.  The Bash & Glug, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From HOME GUARD's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
DODEKATHEON, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. 
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like OBSIDIAN HALL avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  TOCK 
.. TICK was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, 
WYVERN challenged up 32 to take on TOCK .. TICK of UNNAMEABLES.  My sides still hurt 
from laughing about TOCK .. TICK losing and giving WYVERN 25 points of recognition.  
Ha ha ha ha!!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in HOME GUARD to get a drink than The Bash & 
Glug!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have 
too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, 
you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     32  24  1  251  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720           46  21     243  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    38  40     235  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 VULCAN 99-3864               40  32  4  233  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063          40  28  1  225  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME
 RUTH 18-10121                66  56     222  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         63  52     220  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       51  43     215  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 WYVERN 33-2457               36  43     214  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SIERRA 13-5616               35  20     214  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       38  35  4  213  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DROKK 31-4014                43  43  2  206  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    47  30  1  204  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           41  24  2  204  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         22  40  4  204  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           70  75  3  203  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 JOB 18-6129                  41 168     203  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           41  29     202  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-BACK 56-3949                 26  22     202  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         46  32  1  200  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
-GOLDIE 29-4805               32  20  5  198  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             51  35  1  196  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       39  22     195  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         37  34  2  195  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            28  20  7  195  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              59  75  3  194  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      49  41     194  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 DOLGAN 56-751                43  90  5  193  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     41  39  4  193  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            32  26     193  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          57  42     192  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 GLAMDRING 33-2328            51  34  1  192  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             45  28  1  192  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581        35  17     191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       41  25     190  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 COG 5-4132                   28  23  2  190  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           35  20  1  189  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 JEX 14-4848                  23  17     189  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 JON 17-7447                  30  21     186  ENFORCERS (1768)           ALJAFIR
 LITTLE LION 13-5626          32  18  1  185  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          34  19     184  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      47  67     182  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 XYLOID 65-7141               39  44  2  182  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
-MEABEER 56-3899              28  21     182  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 ERIK 56-3399                 62  84  1  181  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DANG LEN 62-4694             46  32     181  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          33  27     181  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 KINGU 50-3575                29  29     181  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      25  17  1  181  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1748)    ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TAL 46-3106                  30  29  2  180  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 NECROTICA 82-4393            26  28  2  180  HOPEFULS (1770)            DWES EG
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       29  27     179  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 GLORY 35-2429                41  28     178  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 BOA 1-8830                   34  52     178  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             40  43  2  177  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 KATANA 31-6349               32  10  1  177  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         36  21     174  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       18   5  2  174  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 FIXED DRINK 35-4529          31  14     168  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         43  13  2  167  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 LEAD BELLY 17-7401           32  23     167  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 SLINKY 25-3080               32  24     167  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BLACKHAWKE 25-2794           26  17  1  164  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           20  32  5  164  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         33  27  1  162  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       29  10  1  162  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      45  54     161  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       36  57  4  161  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          45  37  1  160  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALON 46-3692                24  17  4  158  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT
 KERN 36-7601                 21   6  1  158  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         33  36  2  157  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       42  20  1  155  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     37  31     155  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          31  36  1  154  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 DIGITALIS 33-6862            31  35  1  154  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       31  35  4  153  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            31  15  1  153  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             29  20  2  152  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             19  28  4  152  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LONE WOLF 31-162             41  61  1  148  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     23   6  1  148  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          28  20     146  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          27  18     144  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 HOFFA 18-8478                47 163  1  143  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           28  22     143  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      35  25 11  140  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-UPPER DECK 6-6268            27  22     138  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
-WAIT 25-5378                 21  18     138  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 DOBBIE 84-30850              38  51  2  137  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         24  15  2  137  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          56  58     136  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         33  12  2  136  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          40  46  2  135  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        25  28  1  135  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        41  22     134  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       35  54     133  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
-DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         29  12  1  132  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          25  34  1  131  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 PRADUS 99-3707               29  24  4  130  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            39  29  1  126  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 NO SMOKING 82-625            26  17  5  123  RESTRICTIONS (1743)        DWES EG
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           20   8  2  123  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        35  62  1  121  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DROXINE 56-4298              32  48     121  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243        21  26  5  119  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       40  30  4  117  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          40  40     117  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       29  24     117  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 KI 31-165                    38  56  1  115  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           28   7     115  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 KNICK KNACK 13-5628          38  30  2  112  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 MARY MARY 1-8872             38  55  1  112  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 JHAARAN 10-2017              25  20  2  106  THE HOLY LEGION (341)      KOLACT
 JMJ 1-9161                   24  17  1  106  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         24  37     103  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     20   3  2  103  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
-COGSWORTH 25-5527            21  13     102  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          41  27  2  100  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           30  33  3  100  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 COSMO 19-4498                28  25     100  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   21   7     100  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
-CLOWN 14-4418                20  35     100  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
-MISS CONDUCT 29-3709         19   3  1  100  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
-CALLOUS COURTNEY 45-4622     18   4  2  100  STREET WALKERS (1507)      STORMCROWE
 WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG 43-3604  8   2  1  100  FEARLESS LOSERS (1810)     VEASTIAN
 R.L. 6-6842                  32  30  1   99  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HEADHUNTER 25-3346           21  14  2   99  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOBBS 82-4649                26  18  1   97  RESTRICTIONS (1743)        DWES EG
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          19  24      97  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 CHATMON 6-6992               19  16  3   96  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        32  20  3   91  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 MALIGNANT TUMOR 32-4493      24  13  1   91  SHIP HAPPENS (1804)        ARVAT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEQUILA 28-5341              32  18  1   90  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 MIRED 82-46332               22  20  2   90  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    36  19      88  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 COWBOYS 97-5301              16  12  4   88  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       26  16      87  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
-ITEM 32-4794                 19  11      87  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
-JOSIE WALES 45-4620          21   1  2   86  STREET WALKERS (1507)      STORMCROWE
-WILCE 25-5530                22  11      85  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 CAO CAO 72-8791              20  17  1   85  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 DEVIANT MONK 33-8195         16   9      85  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 CAT-IN-THE-HAT 7-3270        27  21  2   83  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            20  11  1   82  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 GEORGIA SAM 84-32938         33  31      81  HIGHWAY 61 (1744)          BLACKSTONE
 TYNARAE 46-4401              22  11  3   81  WRATHMEN (1776)            ARDIVENT
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            22  10  1   81  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237         16  15  1   81  U PAY I SLAY (1756)        KALTOS
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       24  23  2   80  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             15  13      79  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           10  24  4   79  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 RARE BREED 28-5350           28  16      78  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    23  12      77  MMMM BEER (1772)           DULLENS
 RZA 84-38190                 21   9  1   77  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
-VEXED VIKING 35-3641         21  14      77  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (1485)   MURSKA
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          15   6  2   77  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 Q*BERT 35-3928               28  27  5   75  FLIPPERS ARCADE (1806)     MURSKA
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           17  11  2   75  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 COREA 12-7086                28  34      74  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         26  11      74  SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796)  MALCORN
 KATANA 31-5420               23  23  1   74  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             20  11  1   72  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-SORA 82-50103                19  18      72  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       20   5  2   70  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 ZINA 38-2996                 20  10      69  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 MIROI CHANG 71-2936          11   3      69  ARENAS II (1836)           KYR'TERR
-RAGDOLL 25-5402              27   8      68  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      21  21  2   68  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 RHAH 38-5152                 20   5      68  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
-ALWAYS 17-2512               16  20      68  THE OFFENDERS (1832)       ALJAFIR
 MINDCRIME 17-7516            13   5      68  QUEENSRYCHE (1746)         ALJAFIR
-LENNOX 30-5139               18  13      67  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
-NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        23  21  2   65  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 MERCURY 9-5692               44  35  2   63  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-STRAY CAT 81-242             22  11      63  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         18  21      63  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           10  12  4   62  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           19  25      61  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
-MR BEEFY 45-4618             20  10  1   59  STREET WALKERS (1507)      STORMCROWE
-KNOB 82-53256                16  12  1   58  OPEN (1825)                DWES EG
 COLTRANE 12-7034             26  46      57  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 WRECKING BALL 96-269          8  11  4   57  WRECKING CREW (1826)       OLD VALAMANTIS
 KASPAROV 46-4450             18  12  2   56  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
-LAND-MINE HOPSCOTCH 73-5857  17   2  2   55  POOR COMBINATIONS (1834)   ERINIKA
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          15  14  1   55  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292            9  19  5   55  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 GALILEO 9-5706               38  37  3   54  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         17   5      54  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 18-9369                44 141      53  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        28  20      53  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 REBUILD 36-7697              27  26      53  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
-DYSLEXIC EDITOR 54-3053      16   4  1   53  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       26  31  1   52  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 PART POWER 13-5627           32  36      50  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 60-9044  15  22  1   50  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
-GYGES 98-5012                 8   8  4   48  CURSED (1829)              SYVYN'S HILL
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           26  27      45  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
-ANEURISM 25-4934             19  11      40  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
-VENOM 36-7529                11  10      39  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          42  26  1   38  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 SPIRALS 75-3613              29   6  1   34  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      16  12  1   32  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 Q-TIP 24-5090                19   6      26  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105       6  14  5   26  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
KERN 36-7601              21   6  1 ORDER 1780             NECROTICA 82-4393         680

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GLAMDRING was devastated by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
WYVERN handily defeated TOCK .. TICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLACKHAWKE was bested by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
SLINKY defeated STORMCROWE PIE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
DIGITALIS was bested by GRAHAM CRACKER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
NICK SEAFORT overpowered KI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
MALIGNANT TUMOR was overpowered by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
JHAARAN unbelievably bested CHATMON in a popular 6 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
DEVIANT MONK won victory over COREA in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
WRECKING BALL was handily defeated by BEA HEADER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
EVISSIRATOR devastated Q-TIP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HEADHUNTER demolished ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CAPTURED PORK was overpowered by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute conflict.
PULLED ORC was vanquished by SIERRA in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
LATE AFTERNOON lost to INNARD SKINARD in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
DOLGAN was viciously subdued by DROKK in a popular 2 minute brutal brawl.
B'ZIADUL was demolished by RED SPECIAL in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
MR. CHUCK was overcome by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
VULCAN beat PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a action packed 4 minute fight.
RUN'S HOUSE subdued KID DYNAMITE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
GARLIC ARAOI vanquished DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
JELLY BELLY overpowered GLOBULIZER in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
TEDDY RUXPIN was viciously subdued by TICK ... TOCK in a popular 16 minute match.
BOA was narrowly defeated by COG in a exciting 2 minute bout.
LITTLE LION was unbelievably bested by JOB in a action packed 6 minute gruesome bout.
HAMMERHEAD overpowered IRON HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JEX was viciously subdued by ALBERT KING in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
COLOSSEUM HALLS defeated KICK INTHE TEETH in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
ERIK was overpowered by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
RUTH overpowered KURT COBAIN in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
JOE MAMA viciously subdued BLACKBERRY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome match.
XYLOID was defeated by ROBERT JOHNSON in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
ONUPHRE subdued ARCHED EYELID in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
DEEP BLUE was overcome by JON in a exciting 1 minute fight.
INCREDIBLE SPEED was demolished by KATANA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JANIS JOBLIN overpowered SEYMORE GUTTS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was viciously subdued by FIXED DRINK in a 2 minute match.
LONE WOLF was overpowered by LEAD BELLY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
TALON viciously subdued HOFFA in a exciting 5 minute bloody struggle.
FLESH HUNTER slimly won victory over LITTLE DRAGON in a popular 6 minute conflict.
BABY BACK RIBS devastated WEST WOOD in a action packed 3 minute mismatched match.
KINGU subdued SNAKE BITE in a popular 1 minute match.
BAD BORSCHT was demolished by FLAME SPIDER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
DANG LEN beat CRACKED BELL in a popular 2 minute fray.
DOUBLE TRUE viciously subdued SHARON SHEW in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
GLORY overcame THE HAMILTONS in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
SAND MAGGOT was luckily beaten by ILL SUBLIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 10 minute bout.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH handily defeated CANNED SAVRADESE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
KERN was killed by NECROTICA in a 2 minute battle.
DOBBIE was bested by NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal fight.
SAVAGE BEATING was savagely defeated by COME AS YOU ARE in a 3 minute contest.
UNFORTUNATE RAKE was overpowered by RIB IAYE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ELMORE JAMES was savagely defeated by DRAGON FRUIT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
JOE WILLIAMS viciously subdued DROXINE in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
NO SMOKING was vanquished by ALLAWALLA in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
SYCAMORE STYLE was beaten by PRADUS in a popular 3 minute struggle.
HANAKO-SAN overpowered LONG-N-SLIM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HOGSHEAD savagely defeated SLICK STEPHAN in a popular 7 minute gory fight.
YONDER ORPHAN vanquished ZENSU LASAGNA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SILVER SEAS demolished LORETTA in a 1 minute uneven battle.
JIMMY THE HAND defeated SLICK STEPHAN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute fight.
MARY MARY was savagely defeated by FATHER CAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
KNICK KNACK was overpowered by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BICYCLE RACE overpowered SNOWBALL V in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven brawl.
JMJ handily defeated Q*BERT in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
CAO CAO was demolished by COSMO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIRED was overcome by R.L. in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
CAPABLANCA was vanquished by MERCURY in a 1 minute uneven match.
SPIRALS was savagely defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BUTTERCUP beat RHAH in a exciting 5 minute contest.
WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG bested ROBERT PAULSON in a exciting 6 minute gory match.
TYNARAE handily defeated DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOBBS viciously subdued KHELOLIR in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
MORK CALLING ORSON vanquished RZA in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
STONE GOSSARD lost to ZINA in a 2 minute fray.
KASPAROV was beaten by CANDY MAN in a popular 1 minute duel.
JIMMY WIN handily defeated KATANA in a 2 minute brutal mismatched battle.
DEF JAM SHIRT overpowered SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GEORGIA SAM handily defeated KRILL SOUP in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MAIN EVENT overpowered HOFFA in a exciting 4 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
SEDAN OF BAN was defeated by THIRD COURSE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
REBUILD lost to COWBOYS in a 4 minute contest.
DARQUE PREACHER was vanquished by PAPA'S BANKBOOK in a 2 minute uneven fight.
MEGABOLOX overpowered GALILEO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MIROI CHANG demolished POWER PUNCH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
SEYMORE GUTTS lost to TEQUILA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
RARE BREED narrowly defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
CAT-IN-THE-HAT vanquished GAMMA CEPHEI in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fray.
VIBRANT THING handily defeated LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
ROGUE WAVE devastated JACK B. NIMBLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
MINDCRIME overpowered PART POWER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EARLY ONE MORNING outlasted HERMY in a exciting 13 minute gruesome brawl.
HOPTICAL ILLUSION overcame COLTRANE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      43         LUNGING ATTACK   212 - 172 -  1      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  31         PARRY-RIPOSTE     45 -  37 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         PARRY-STRIKE      37 -  31 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         BASHING ATTACK    83 -  70 -  3      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         TOTAL PARRY      107 -  95 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         STRIKING ATTACK   80 -  74 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         SLASHING ATTACK   46 -  44 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         WALL OF STEEL     89 -  90 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         AIMED BLOW       217 - 247 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-LUNGE       32 -  53 -  1      38  |

Turn 680 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 10     AIMED BLOW        20 - 23         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  9         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       13 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  7         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK    10 -  7     WALL OF STEEL      6 - 12         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   RED SPECIAL 9-5720         46  21  0  243 QUEEN (1629)
AIMED BLOW       VULCAN 99-3864             40  32  4  233 DODEKATHEON (1590)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              66  56  0  222 SHEPHERDS (1713)
TOTAL PARRY      TICK ... TOCK 60-511       63  52  0  220 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
BASHING ATTACK   WYVERN 33-2457             36  43  0  214 OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     38  35  4  213 T-3 (1591)
STRIKING ATTACK  GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776       22  40  4  204 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)
PARRY-LUNGE      KID DYNAMITE 32-6091       37  34  2  195 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)
SLASHING ATTACK  MR. CHUCK 98-4029          28  20  7  195 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685)
WALL OF STEEL    PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856    49  41  0  194 SUMMERTEETH (1651)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CHATMON 6-6992.  The ten other most popular fighters were SAND MAGGOT 61-3397, TALON 
46-3692, RHAH 38-5152, STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734, LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695, LITTLE LION 
13-5626, JOE MAMA 21-6771, FLESH HUNTER 47-6053, HOGSHEAD 74-4372, and BABY BACK RIBS 
24-5049.

The least popular fighter this week was EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were PART POWER 13-5627, HOFFA 18-9369, SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 
60-9044, CAPABLANCA 46-3105, KNICK KNACK 13-5628, ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728, NO SMOKING 
82-625, SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243, IRON HANDED 75-3508, and ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  3 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  2 0  JURINE(61)           2  4 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  2 0  MORYA(28)            2  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       3  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  4 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           4  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  4 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  5 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  3 1  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  5 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      4  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      51  43  0  215  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775        33  27  1  162  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         27  18  0  144  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        17   5  0   54  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 COG 5-4132                  28  23  2  190  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 ALBERT KING 6-6821          41  29  0  202  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    37  31  0  155  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973           32  26  0  193  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 RED SPECIAL 9-5720          46  21  0  243  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 JHAARAN 10-2017             25  20  2  106  THE HOLY LEGION (341)      KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        46  32  1  200  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     47  67  0  182  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              35  20  0  214  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 23  17  0  189  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407            15  13  0   79  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   36  19  0   88  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 30  21  0  186  ENFORCERS (1768)           ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               66  56  0  222  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               28  25  0  100  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 JOE MAMA 21-6771            45  28  1  192  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   38  40  0  235  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      18   5  2  174  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              32  24  0  167  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 TEQUILA 28-5341             32  18  1   90  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 DROKK 31-4014               43  43  2  206  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091        37  34  2  195  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 WYVERN 33-2457              36  43  0  214  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129          70  75  3  203  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                21   6  1  158  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 JELLY BELLY 38-5063         40  28  1  225  SHEWISH CANDY (1719)       CLIFFHOME
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471  21   7  0  100  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695      39  22  0  195  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833         19  24  0   97  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 WINNING ISNT EVRTH 43-3604   8   2  1  100  FEARLESS LOSERS (1810)     VEASTIAN
 PULLED ORC 45-4702          35  20  1  189  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         57  42  0  192  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 CAPTURED PORK 47-7581       35  17  0  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1724)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               29  29  0  181  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 DOLGAN 56-751               43  90  5  193  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        63  52  0  220  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688      29  10  1  162  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANG LEN 62-4694            46  32  0  181  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 XYLOID 65-7141              39  44  2  182  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            51  35  1  196  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 CAO CAO 72-8791             20  17  1   85  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            29  20  2  152  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476     45  54  0  161  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         40  46  2  135  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82--23740   32  24  1  251  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038    23   6  1  148  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 WRECKING BALL 96-269         8  11  4   57  WRECKING CREW (1826)       OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        22  40  4  204  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      38  35  4  213  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 VULCAN 99-3864              40  32  4  233  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                    SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA!

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July 15-17, 2016, at the beautiful Hilton New Orleans/St. Charles Avenue in downtown 
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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI

                              NEW NOVEL:  "BLOOD GAMES"

Hail Gladiatorial Managers of Alastari,

     My name is Mark G. Manley, AKA Grimwood, author of the Duel 2 novel, "Dark 
Arena."  The RSI staff and I are pleased to announce the next novel in the Duel 2 
reality, "Blood Games."  A publisher has offered a contract to publish the novel and 
I'll continue to provide detailed updates as they become available.  However, I wanted 
to share a quick blurb about the novel.

                                        * * *

     WAR!
     The land of Alastari is thrown into chaos caused by the invasion of the Rirorni 
horde.  Swept up in the conflict and captured is My-re, a young girl living on the 
edge of the Rirorni plains.  Regarded as a spoil of war and growing up in a Rirorni 
family band, her troubles just begin as warlords within the Rirorni Empire fight each 
other for prestige, property, and personal honor.  For mutual protection, My-re is 
taught the family band's Wall of Steel combat style, where if executed correctly, no 
blade, no weapon, no arrow can penetrate.
     In a land where life is dangerous, brutal, and short, My-re is confronted by a 
prominent Rirorni warrior and kills him in self-defense.  She is sold to a Rirorni 
slaver after being found guilty of murder, and exiled back to her native land of 
Alastari.  However, there is no happy reunion, no joyful return, as she is sentenced 
to fight in the Blood Games arena for her crime.
     My-re's one chance of freedom resides in winning the Blood Game tournament.  But 
the champion is not declared by besting your opponents, but by slaughtering them.

                                        * * *

     As with novel "Dark Arena," I worked with RSI to write and publish "Blood Games" 
in the Duel 2 world of Alastari.  But it will always be known as Duelmasters to me.
     I wanted to share a little bit of background about myself, I started my first 
team back on turn 12 in Niania (Arena #2) on February 13, 1990.  I managed a team 
called Wolverines.  The next summer at Gen Con, I started my main team, Skull Squadron 
in Rocanis (Arena #56).  The following summer at Gen Con, I stared Legion of Death, in 
Valamantis (Arena #62).  Twenty-five years later, I've graduated numerous warriors, 
which would not be an easy feat to count.
     Good luck on the arena sands and more to come.

                                          -- Mark G. Manley
                                             AKA Grimwood