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Date : 02/10/2016 Duedate: 02/23/2016
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 682
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1771 14 8 0 63.6 COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
THE HOLY LEGION 10/341 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
2 CEPHEUS 61/1820 1277 927 10 57.9 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
SEA DOGS 18/426 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
SEA DOGS 35/1502 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
SHEWISH CANDY 38/1719 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
SHEWISH BUFFET 47/1724 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
3 TEAM TOONS 47/1773 151 110 0 57.9 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
FEARLESS LOSERS 43/1810 10 GWAR 82/1731 259 263 7 49.6
4 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 49 39 0 55.7 D.R.I. 21/1471
5 WRATHMEN 46/1776 219 177 2 55.3 BIG TEN 3 82/1747
ARENAS II 71/1836 IN SHINOLA 82/1833
WRATHMEN 2 7/1838 FEAR FACTORY 61/666
WRATHMEN 5 15/1792 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1748
6 DODEKATHEON 99/1590 619 509 3 54.9 DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
HOMER'S PETS 74/1569 11 THE TAKEN 29/350 259 285 1 47.6
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 QUEENSRYCHE 17/1746
MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765 HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682 WHEEL OF TIME 25/725
ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777 12 GET 56/1814 27 30 1 47.4
CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764 BALTO 6/1793
ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685 OPEN 82/1825
7-POOR COMBIN 73/1834 1375 1137 18 54.7 CURSED 98/1829
8 HOPEFULS 82/1770 59 49 2 54.6 ERRATA 25/1802
ENFORCERS 17/1768 ERRATA 32/1805
RESTRICTIONS 82/1743 ERRATA 81/1823
FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835 RANDOM 30/1803
9 QUEEN 9/1629 1673 1600 20 51.1 MCPANTS 82/1785
TRIBE 24/1648 HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
B.I.G. 32/1683 13 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708 60 68 2 46.9
RUN DMC 1/1626 WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831
BIRDEMIC 84/1751 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
PEARL JAM 4/1638 14 T-3 98/1591 357 409 3 46.6
ARE YOU ? 22/1647 MMMM BEER 13/1772
BIG SHOTS 28/1739 MMM BEER!! 13/1710
BLUE NOTE 12/1642 U PAY I SLAY 5/1756
CRITICALS 75/1635 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
I WANT YOU 3/1699 SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
NEVERMIND 84/1790 U PAY/I SLAY 2 98/1686
PEEP SHOW 84/1696 U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
HIGHWAY 61 84/1744 SERPENTS HOLD 200 47/1837
STILLMATIC 36/1652 15 SHIP HAPPEN 32/1804 22 26 1 45.8
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
WILD STYLE 84/1791 SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827
WRECKING CREW 96/1826 TREXTRAS 56/1660
FACES OF DEATH 25/1801 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
16 WE GOT GAME 46/1695 101 122 2 45.3 18 AVENGERS 31/1321 128 173 0 42.5
MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721 BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694 FLIPPERS ARCADE 35/1806
17 ORDER 14/1754 165 209 2 44.1 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
ORDER 36/1780 19 ARROGANCE 18/755 588 944 11 38.4
SCRABBLE 65/1662 20 THE ELITE 60/1818 3 8 0 27.3
SEINFELD 19/1741 THE SOVEREIGN 42/1809
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, Warriors of HOME GUARD. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. BIRDEMIC had cause
to celebrate, after JIMMY WIN got 47 points by beating KERN. KERN certainly had a
baffled expression on his face, after losing to JIMMY WIN and losing 39 points in the
process! Well, Duelmaster FIGHTING ILLINI challenged UNNAMEABLES' TICK ... TOCK. Is
a 33-24-1 good enough? Now I can't insult TICK ... TOCK, as he has gloriously dueled
to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has
it one team in HOME GUARD is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed
life!
So much to report, so little time! Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, JOB is the most challenged warrior.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
All good things must come to an end. More important duties call me. Like a
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid HOME GUARD farewell-- Novgorodny
Vir
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 65 52 237 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VULCAN 99-3864 42 32 4 253 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
SIERRA 13-5616 37 20 236 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
JELLY BELLY 38-5063 42 28 1 235 SHEWISH CANDY (1719) CLIFFHOME
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 48 32 1 223 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
DROKK 31-4014 45 43 2 219 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 42 40 4 212 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
COG 5-4132 29 24 2 211 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
MEABEER 56-3899 29 22 211 GET (1814) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 52 36 1 208 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
NECROTICA 82-4393 27 29 2 208 HOPEFULS (1770) DWES EG
DOLGAN 56-751 44 91 5 207 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
JON 17-7447 32 21 207 ENFORCERS (1768) ALJAFIR
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 31 27 206 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
BACK 56-3949 28 22 206 GET (1814) ROCANIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 23 41 4 206 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
IRON HANDED 75-3508 46 38 2 205 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
WYVERN 33-2457 37 44 205 OBSIDIAN HALL (1771) NIATOLI ISLAND
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 22 32 5 205 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
XYLOID 65-7141 40 45 2 204 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
-HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 70 75 3 203 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
KINGU 50-3575 31 29 203 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 51 41 202 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
ONUPHRE 31-3385 60 76 3 201 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 33 25 1 201 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 38 37 4 200 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 20 5 2 200 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 58 43 198 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 37 22 198 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723) NORTH FORK
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 38 35 2 196 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
JOB 18-6129 42 169 194 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 40 23 193 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
-GLAMDRING 33-2328 51 34 1 192 OBSIDIAN HALL (1771) NIATOLI ISLAND
CAPTURED PORK 47-7581 36 18 192 SHEWISH BUFFET (1724) NORTH FORK
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 42 25 2 191 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
RUTH 18-10121 66 58 190 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 47 22 190 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
FIXED DRINK 35-4529 32 15 190 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038 25 6 1 190 NEVERMIND (1790) BLACKSTONE
MR. CHUCK 98-4029 29 21 7 188 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
JEX 14-4848 24 18 187 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 48 68 186 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
ALBERT KING 6-6821 42 30 186 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 34 28 186 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688 31 10 1 186 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 51 45 185 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 42 26 185 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
DOBBIE 84-30850 40 51 2 185 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 39 41 183 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
GLORY 35-2429 43 28 182 HERO ALLIANCE (609) MURSKA
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 33 27 182 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DANG LEN 62-4694 46 34 180 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 35 12 2 180 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
PULLED ORC 45-4702 35 22 1 180 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 34 21 180 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
BLACKHAWKE 25-2794 27 18 1 180 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
COGSWORTH 25-5527 23 13 1 180 ERRATA (1802) LYRATILAN
WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583 47 32 1 179 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 39 31 178 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 45 13 2 175 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
JOE MAMA 21-6771 45 30 1 173 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 45 56 172 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
LITTLE LION 13-5626 32 20 1 172 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 34 37 2 171 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
PRADUS 99-3707 31 24 4 171 ARCANE GREATS MI (1682) SOUTH RIDGE
LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087 26 29 1 166 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 31 38 1 164 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 30 20 164 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 36 59 4 163 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
WAIT 25-5378 22 19 163 ERRATA (1802) LYRATILAN
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 41 41 162 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
HANAKO-SAN 25-5800 30 7 161 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
ALLAWALLA 60-9028 33 15 1 160 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
CRACKED BELL 3-7506 28 19 160 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 25 19 1 160 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1748) ZUKAL
ERIK 56-3399 62 86 1 159 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
KATANA 31-6349 33 11 1 158 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
LEAD BELLY 17-7401 32 25 158 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419 33 35 4 157 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
JMJ 1-9161 25 18 1 157 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
-DIGITALIS 33-6862 31 35 1 154 OBSIDIAN HALL (1771) NIATOLI ISLAND
NICK SEAFORT 21-7513 25 16 2 152 CELESTIAL WRATH (1799) SUNSET
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 43 22 151 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 40 45 2 150 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 37 54 149 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOA 1-8830 34 54 149 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
JIMMY WIN 84-30898 32 33 3 149 BIRDEMIC (1751) BLACKSTONE
HOGSHEAD 74-4372 30 21 2 149 COUNTRY PIE (1669) DAYLA KIV
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 57 59 146 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DROXINE 56-4298 33 49 146 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
LONE WOLF 31-162 41 63 1 145 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SLINKY 25-3080 33 25 144 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 29 23 144 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 41 47 2 141 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
NIGHTSHADE 29-3773 22 16 141 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 36 26 11 140 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 27 34 1 140 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
SEYMORE GUTTS 98-4243 21 28 5 139 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1686) SYVYN'S HILL
NO SMOKING 82-625 28 17 5 138 RESTRICTIONS (1743) DWES EG
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 43 21 1 136 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
RIB IAYE 99-4345 19 30 4 136 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732) SOUTH RIDGE
DREAM OF DAY 30-4750 29 14 1 133 RANDOM (1803) IAYE
HOFFA 18-8478 47 165 1 132 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
MARY MARY 1-8872 39 56 1 130 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
TALON 46-3692 24 19 4 130 MILE HIGH CLUB (1765) ARDIVENT
R.L. 6-6842 34 30 2 129 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775 33 29 1 128 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471 22 8 128 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764) ZENSU
UPPER DECK 6-6268 27 24 125 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 41 31 4 124 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 35 64 1 124 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
RZA 84-38190 23 9 1 124 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
KI 31-165 39 57 1 123 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
HEADHUNTER 25-3346 22 15 2 121 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
KERN 36-7601 22 7 1 121 ORDER (1780) JHANS
CHATMON 6-6992 21 16 3 117 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MALIGNANT TUMOR 32-4493 25 14 1 114 SHIP HAPPENS (1804) ARVAT
KNICK KNACK 13-5628 38 32 2 113 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738 29 26 110 TEAM TOONS (1773) NORTH FORK
WEST WOOD 13-5630 39 31 1 107 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 42 28 2 106 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
TEQUILA 28-5341 34 18 1 106 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
-JHAARAN 10-2017 25 20 2 106 THE HOLY LEGION (341) KOLACT
-UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111 20 3 2 103 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
FATHER CAT 35-3875 20 10 2 101 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GEORGIA SAM 84-32938 35 31 100 HIGHWAY 61 (1744) BLACKSTONE
HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655 25 12 100 MMMM BEER (1772) DULLENS
MEGABOLOX 47-4312 24 10 1 100 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831) NORTH FORK
ASP 47-7591 24 10 100 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (1837) NORTH FORK
MIRED 82-46332 23 21 2 100 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
KHELOLIR 15-5407 16 14 100 WRATHMEN 5 (1792) MALCORN
KRILL SOUP 98-4764 12 12 4 100 SHEWISH BISTRO (1828) SYVYN'S HILL
TRIDENT 29-3767 26 12 99 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
COWBOYS 97-5301 17 13 4 98 DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749) SHADOW GROVE
COSMO 19-4498 29 26 97 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788 27 17 97 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
DRACO 38-2793 24 19 97 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833 20 25 97 THE SOVEREIGN (1809) RODEKI
WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG 43-3604 9 3 1 96 FEARLESS LOSERS (1810) VEASTIAN
Q-TIP 24-5090 21 6 91 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RARE BREED 28-5350 30 16 90 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
ROGUE WAVE 18-10482 17 6 2 90 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
WILCE 25-5530 23 12 89 ERRATA (1802) LYRATILAN
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 37 20 88 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CANDY MAN 6-7005 22 11 1 88 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
KNOB 82-53256 18 12 1 88 OPEN (1825) DWES EG
SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237 17 16 1 86 U PAY I SLAY (1756) KALTOS
-DEVIANT MONK 33-8195 16 9 85 OBSIDIAN HALL (1771) NIATOLI ISLAND
VIBRANT THING 24-5114 32 22 3 83 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
-CAT-IN-THE-HAT 7-3270 27 21 2 83 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
SPIRALS 75-3613 31 6 1 80 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
CAO CAO 72-8791 21 18 1 80 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
MIROI CHANG 71-2936 12 4 80 ARENAS II (1836) KYR'TERR
HOBBS 82-4649 26 20 1 79 RESTRICTIONS (1743) DWES EG
TYNARAE 46-4401 23 12 3 79 WRATHMEN (1776) ARDIVENT
OBRANUR 7-6463 13 0 79 WRATHMEN 2 (1838) BONSUR
DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911 21 6 2 76 WILD STYLE (1791) BLACKSTONE
-Q*BERT 35-3928 28 27 5 75 FLIPPERS ARCADE (1806) MURSKA
-KATANA 31-5420 23 23 1 74 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
CLOWN 14-4418 21 36 74 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795) TOBIR
EVISSIRATOR 97-292 10 20 6 74 SIRTAIN DEATH (1827) SHADOW GROVE
RAGDOLL 25-5402 28 9 73 ERRATA (1802) LYRATILAN
PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250 22 22 2 73 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
GALILEO 9-5706 40 37 4 72 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
ITEM 32-4794 19 13 72 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
KASPAROV 46-4450 20 12 2 70 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
KALI 38-3152 18 6 1 70 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
THIRD COURSE 15-5338 26 13 69 SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796) MALCORN
MERCURY 9-5692 45 36 2 68 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 19 22 68 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
CAPABLANCA 46-3105 28 27 67 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
-MINDCRIME 17-7516 13 6 67 QUEENSRYCHE (1746) ALJAFIR
ANGEL CAKE 45-4737 16 12 1 66 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
HOFFA 18-9369 45 142 65 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
BUTTERCUP 45-3416 21 12 1 65 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
SORA 82-50103 19 20 65 MCPANTS (1785) DWES EG
-SCROOGE MCDUCK 39-3719 18 10 1 65 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
-ZINA 38-2996 20 11 64 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112 16 15 1 63 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
MAIN EVENT 36-7845 17 13 2 62 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
-RHAH 38-5152 20 6 60 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627 17 13 1 58 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
FOREVER PORCH 38-5173 16 11 2 58 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
REBUILD 36-7697 28 27 57 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SNOWBALL V 74-4357 19 27 57 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
COREA 12-7086 28 36 56 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 27 32 1 56 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 18 6 54 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
-AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776 16 13 2 54 WHEEL OF TIME (725) LYRATILAN
ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987 24 25 2 51 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 15 11 4 51 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
-BAERUS 46-4399 14 8 1 51 WRATHMEN (1776) ARDIVENT
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 42 28 1 47 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
COLTRANE 12-7034 27 47 47 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
BEA HEADER 99-4683 10 26 4 47 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
PART POWER 13-5627 32 38 46 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
WRECKING BALL 96-269 8 13 4 46 WRECKING CREW (1826) OLD VALAMANTIS
JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078 28 22 44 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 6 16 5 44 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
GYGES 98-5012 8 10 4 42 CURSED (1829) SYVYN'S HILL
STRAY CAT 81-242 22 13 41 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
-SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 60-9044 15 23 1 37 THE ELITE (1818) ARADI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
HERMY 0 0 0 GALILEO 9-5706 682
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805 41 31 4 B.I.G. 1683 COGSWORTH 25-5527 682
DREAM OF DAY 30-4750 29 14 1 RANDOM 1803 IRON HANDED 75-3508 682
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WYVERN viciously subdued JOB in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI was luckily beaten by TICK ... TOCK in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
KID DYNAMITE was viciously subdued by DROKK in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
LITTLE DRAGON was overpowered by GRAHAM CRACKER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
COWBOYS was viciously subdued by CHATMON in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
BUTTERCUP outlasted COREA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge brawl.
CAPABLANCA savagely defeated DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
KASPAROV viciously subdued ANGRY LIGHTNING in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
ONUPHRE lost to JON in a popular 2 minute duel.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC was overpowered by XYLOID in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
CAPTURED PORK was subdued by COG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
RUN'S HOUSE was viciously subdued by MEABEER in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
MR. CHUCK was bested by KINGU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
ALBERT KING was handily defeated by KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SIERRA savagely defeated RUTH in a action packed 6 minute gruesome struggle.
VULCAN overpowered PULLED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RED SPECIAL was devastated by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TEDDY RUXPIN luckily beat FIXED DRINK in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
JELLY BELLY viciously subdued INNARD SKINARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
GLOBULIZER was overpowered by DOLGAN in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH was vanquished by DOBBIE in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET subdued AYLIAN in a popular 4 minute fight.
LATE AFTERNOON vanquished STORMCROWE PIE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
DIZZY GILLESPIE was overpowered by NAIHREN in a 1 minute uneven match.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER savagely defeated DANG LEN in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
DOUBLE TRUE was handily defeated by B'ZIADUL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GARLIC ARAOI overpowered LITTLE LION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JEX was viciously subdued by BABY BACK RIBS in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
KURT COBAIN demolished SAND MAGGOT in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
WOMAN AT THE WELL was overpowered by NECROTICA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JOE MAMA was bested by COME AS YOU ARE in a popular 2 minute duel.
ROBERT JOHNSON was viciously subdued by BLACKBERRY in a exciting 6 minute battle.
BACK savagely defeated INCREDIBLE SPEED in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was savagely defeated by FLESH HUNTER in a 20 minute conflict.
TOCK .. TICK was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
SLINKY was viciously subdued by ELMORE JAMES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
BLACKHAWKE overpowered ERIK in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
WAIT was devastated by YONDER ORPHAN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
ALLAWALLA handily defeated UPPER DECK in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
JIMMY THE HAND slimly won victory over MALIGNANT TUMOR in a 4 minute conflict.
FLAME SPIDER was defeated by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a popular 3 minute gruesome battle.
SILVER SEAS overpowered ZENSU LASAGNA in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
JANIS JOBLIN unbelievably bested MORK CALLING ORSON in a 2 minute duel.
IRON HANDED killed DREAM OF DAY in a 1 minute match.
LEAD BELLY was overcome by PRADUS in a exciting 4 minute bout.
RIB IAYE was luckily beaten by DROXINE in a popular 1 minute fight.
GLORY slimly won victory over SEYMORE GUTTS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
DEEP BLUE was viciously subdued by CRACKED BELL in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
KERN was overpowered by JIMMY WIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BOA was bested by JMJ in a popular 3 minute brawl.
NO SMOKING savagely defeated KNICK KNACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory duel.
MARY MARY overpowered TRIDENT in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
ARCHED EYELID was bested by SNAKE BITE in a exciting 2 minute bout.
SAVAGE BEATING overpowered WEST WOOD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
THE HAMILTONS subdued LONE WOLF in a 2 minute conflict.
FATHER CAT was overpowered by RZA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BAD BORSCHT was overpowered by KATANA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SYCAMORE STYLE was slaughtered by COGSWORTH in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
JOE WILLIAMS viciously subdued HOFFA in a tiresome 15 minute brutal duel.
TALON was demolished by NICK SEAFORT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KI was savagely defeated by DRAGON FRUIT in a exciting 3 minute gruesome contest.
R.L. devastated DRACO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NIGHTSHADE demolished MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CANNED SAVRADESE was overpowered by HANAKO-SAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BICYCLE RACE was beaten by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
HEADHUNTER was narrowly defeated by HOGSHEAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
ILL SUBLIMINAL luckily beat MIRED in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
CAO CAO was handily defeated by KHELOLIR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
EVISSIRATOR was demolished by Q-TIP in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
COSMO demolished GAMMA CEPHEI in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
TEQUILA vanquished ITEM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LONG-N-SLIM devastated SEDAN OF BAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
PAPA'S BANKBOOK was defeated by ROGUE WAVE in a 2 minute fray.
HOBBS was overpowered by GEORGIA SAM in a 2 minute brutal uneven match.
EARLY ONE MORNING was viciously subdued by MEGABOLOX in a exciting 7 minute bout.
STRAY CAT was vanquished by HOFFA in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SORA was handily defeated by SPIRALS in a 1 minute uneven match.
KNOB overpowered MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
THIRD COURSE was devastated by HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CLOWN defeated WHOOPIE DOO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
DEF JAM SHIRT handily defeated ATTILA THE BUM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
WRECKING BALL was overpowered by SEYMORE GUTTS in a popular 2 minute uneven battle.
SNOWBALL V was overpowered by WILCE in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
POWER PUNCH was vanquished by WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PART POWER was overpowered by TYNARAE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
DARQUE PREACHER was overpowered by CANDY MAN in a 2 minute gruesome uneven brawl.
MIROI CHANG slimly lost to ROBERT PAULSON in a exciting 3 minute brutal competition.
KRILL SOUP vanquished RAGDOLL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GYGES was handily defeated by MERCURY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
COLTRANE was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BEA HEADER was savagely defeated by REBUILD in a action packed 5 minute contest.
GALILEO assassinated HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VIBRANT THING was overpowered by ASP in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OBRANUR demolished STONE GOSSARD in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
RARE BREED won victory over HERMY in a action packed 5 minute duel.
ANGEL CAKE beat JACK B. NIMBLE in a popular 1 minute duel.
FOREVER PORCH was defeated by KALI in a exciting 1 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 46 LUNGING ATTACK 214 - 164 - 2 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 37 TOTAL PARRY 110 - 92 - 1 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 PARRY-STRIKE 35 - 31 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 18 SLASHING ATTACK 53 - 49 - 1 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 17 STRIKING ATTACK 78 - 73 - 2 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 40 - 38 - 0 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 WALL OF STEEL 92 - 88 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 BASHING ATTACK 79 - 78 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 AIMED BLOW 214 - 249 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-LUNGE 30 - 54 - 1 36 |
Turn 682 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 12 - 7 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 12 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 18 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 23 - 23 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 9
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TICK ... TOCK 60-511 65 52 0 237 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
AIMED BLOW VULCAN 99-3864 42 32 4 253 DODEKATHEON (1590)
LUNGING ATTACK JELLY BELLY 38-5063 42 28 1 235 SHEWISH CANDY (1719)
PARRY-STRIKE TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 48 32 1 223 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
BASHING ATTACK COG 5-4132 29 24 2 211 TECHNOLOGY (1639)
STRIKING ATTACK GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 23 41 4 206 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)
WALL OF STEEL BLACKBERRY 98-3339 22 32 5 205 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)
SLASHING ATTACK KURT COBAIN 46-4253 58 43 0 198 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-LUNGE KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 38 35 2 196 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 66 58 0 190 SHEPHERDS (1713)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
JELLY BELLY 38-5063. The ten other most popular fighters were SIERRA 13-5616, ROBERT
JOHNSON 46-4346, COREA 12-7086, LEAD BELLY 17-7401, BEA HEADER 99-4683, FIXED DRINK
35-4529, MIRED 82--19204, WYVERN 33-2457, MALIGNANT TUMOR 32-4493, and CRACKED BELL
3-7506.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOFFA 18-9369, STONE GOSSARD 4-6874, VIBRANT THING 24-5114, RAGDOLL
25-5402, POWER PUNCH 13-5629, ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987, THIRD COURSE 15-5338, MAIN
EVENT 36-7845, STRAY CAT 81-242, and GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 4 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 2 0
NIANIA(2) 0 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 3 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 5 4 1 ROCANIS(56) 6 1 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 1 0
KALTOS(5) 4 1 0 LAPUR(29) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 5 0
TRANSEL(6) 5 2 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 2 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 5 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 3 1 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 3 0 JHANS(36) 1 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 2 1
DULLENS(13) 2 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 4 0
MALCORN(15) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 6 0 0
WILLAF(16) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 4 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 5 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 5 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 2 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 42 25 2 191 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775 33 29 1 128 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
CRACKED BELL 3-7506 28 19 0 160 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 18 6 0 54 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
COG 5-4132 29 24 2 211 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALBERT KING 6-6821 42 30 0 186 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 39 31 0 178 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 33 27 0 182 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
RED SPECIAL 9-5720 47 22 0 190 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 48 32 1 223 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 48 68 0 186 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
SIERRA 13-5616 37 20 0 236 MMM BEER!! (1710) DULLENS
JEX 14-4848 24 18 0 187 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
KHELOLIR 15-5407 16 14 0 100 WRATHMEN 5 (1792) MALCORN
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 37 20 0 88 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
JON 17-7447 32 21 0 207 ENFORCERS (1768) ALJAFIR
JOB 18-6129 42 169 0 194 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
COSMO 19-4498 29 26 0 97 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
JOE MAMA 21-6771 45 30 1 173 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 39 41 0 183 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 20 5 2 200 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
BLACKHAWKE 25-2794 27 18 1 180 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
TEQUILA 28-5341 34 18 1 106 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
NIGHTSHADE 29-3773 22 16 0 141 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
DREAM OF DAY 30-4750 29 14 1 133 RANDOM (1803) IAYE
DROKK 31-4014 45 43 2 219 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 38 35 2 196 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694) ARVAT
WYVERN 33-2457 37 44 0 205 OBSIDIAN HALL (1771) NIATOLI ISLAND
FIXED DRINK 35-4529 32 15 0 190 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
KERN 36-7601 22 7 1 121 ORDER (1780) JHANS
JELLY BELLY 38-5063 42 28 1 235 SHEWISH CANDY (1719) CLIFFHOME
MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471 22 8 0 128 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764) ZENSU
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695 40 23 0 193 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833 20 25 0 97 THE SOVEREIGN (1809) RODEKI
WINNING ISNT EVRTH 43-3604 9 3 1 96 FEARLESS LOSERS (1810) VEASTIAN
PULLED ORC 45-4702 35 22 1 180 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 58 43 0 198 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 37 22 0 198 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 31 29 0 203 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
MEABEER 56-3899 29 22 0 211 GET (1814) ROCANIS
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 65 52 0 237 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688 31 10 1 186 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 46 34 0 180 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
XYLOID 65-7141 40 45 2 204 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 52 36 1 208 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
CAO CAO 72-8791 21 18 1 80 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
HOGSHEAD 74-4372 30 21 2 149 COUNTRY PIE (1669) DAYLA KIV
IRON HANDED 75-3508 46 38 2 205 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 41 47 2 141 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 42 40 4 212 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038 25 6 1 190 NEVERMIND (1790) BLACKSTONE
WRECKING BALL 96-269 8 13 4 46 WRECKING CREW (1826) OLD VALAMANTIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 23 41 4 206 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 22 32 5 205 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
VULCAN 99-3864 42 32 4 253 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to
petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered.
Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work.
His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we
wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want."
Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They
were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras
didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah,
what can I do for you?"
"We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front
of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a
name--"
"We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
"Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
All the others turned to look at him.
Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
"My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name."
"It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this.
We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition."
"But--!"
Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they
argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?"
0381 turned back. "Yes."
"It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name
changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown...
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a
complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition
for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered
slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you
will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they
should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of
being an Algernon...."
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI