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Date   : 06/29/2016    Duedate: 07/12/2016

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 689

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BLOODHAMMER 82/1879   18   10   0 64.3   10-GET 56/1814           61   56   1 52.1
  2-IT'S GOOD T 32/1865   51   31   0 62.2      BALTO 6/1793
  3 EMPIRE 10/1851        71   48   1 59.7      OPEN 82/1825
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            CURSED 98/1829
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         ERRATA 25/1802
    LES MENTORS 17/1882                         ERRATA 32/1805
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         ERRATA 81/1823
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        RANDOM 30/1803
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        ALLERGY 82/1844
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      MCPANTS 82/1785
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      SOUL REAPERS 82/1878
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
  4 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     66   46   0 58.9   11 QUEEN 9/1629        1929 1892  23 50.5
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      TRIBE 24/1648
  5 DRACO 56/1858       1352  994  10 57.6      B.I.G. 32/1683
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             RUN DMC 1/1626
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             VANITY 84/1855
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            DIGNITY 84/1883
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            BIRDEMIC 84/1751
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        HAIR DAY 84/1841
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        PEARL JAM 4/1638
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      CRITICALS 75/1635
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      I WANT YOU 3/1699
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      NEVERMIND 84/1790
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796                  PEEP SHOW 84/1696
  6 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   157  119   0 56.9      HERO BLUES 84/1875
  7 WRATHMEN 30/727      244  190   2 56.2      STILLMATIC 36/1652
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             WILD STYLE 84/1791
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
  8 HOMER'S PET 74/1569  652  536   3 54.9      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764                   INNERVISIONS 84/1853
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
  9 SCOTCH 71/1705      1392 1150  18 54.8      PAID IN FULL 84/1868
    AVID FANS 45/569                            THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  12 D.R.I. 21/1471       303  308   7 49.6

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786                    BIG TEN 3 82/1747
    DEADLY RAGE 72/708                          STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                      16 T-3 98/1591          383  440   3 46.5
    MY CARTOONS 72/1850                         MMMM BEER 13/1772
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                        MMM BEER!! 13/1710
    BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723                      SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1876                      SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                   17 MONSTER MAN 81/1582  259  298   5 46.5
    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872                  18 ORDER 14/1754        192  233   2 45.2
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    ORDER 36/1780
 13 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   74   79   3 48.4      SEINFELD 19/1741
    WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831                       TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
 14 HERO ALLIANC 35/609  264  297   1 47.1   19 AVENGERS 31/1321     146  197   0 42.6
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357                        BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    WHEEL OF TIME 25/725                        LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    MELODY MAYHEM 43/1845                       UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
 15 AMBER 21/1857        122  139   2 46.7   20 ARROGANCE 18/755     590  956  11 38.2
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695                      21 THE ELITE 60/1818      9   21   0 30.0
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                         DEAD LEGENDS 21/1873
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721                       THE SOVEREIGN 42/1809
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749                  22 BIG IDEA 47/1866       2    0   0  100

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Woodhaven here.

First off, I'd like to take a moment to recognize Hermy.  Sure, he's just a stand-in, 
but those guys have skill, and guts, too.  And in two successive fights within ten 
minutes, Hermy was out-skilled, then had his guts spilled in the sand.  I assume 
Greywand resurrected him, because you never see help wanted ads for arena stand-ins, 
but still... sucks to be Hermy.

SCREAMING END (84-32894) (19-10-3,80) of HERO BLUES fought HERMY.  SCREAMING END 
savagely defeated HERMY in an action packed 3 minute brutal fight.

HOLLOW MAN (84-32919) (14-4-0,46) of DIGNITY fought an exhausted and hurting HERMY.  
HOLLOW MAN butchered HERMY in an action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched fray.  
Hermy's was the only death in Home Guard this turn.

There were a hundred and eight fights in Home Guard this turn.  108.  Three more than 
last time.

There were eleven challenges, which was ten more than last time!  Good going!  Let's 
look at those:

CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (24-14-2,212) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DOUBLE TRUE (41-
4585) (37-31-0,193) of LAZY SUNDAY.  CHICKEN A LA KING was devastated by DOUBLE TRUE 
in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Double True is top Slasher.

RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (50-33-1,188) of USELESS TOOLS challenged PULLED ORC (45-4702) 
(38-25-1,191) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  RUBBER BULLET was viciously subdued by PULLED ORC in 
a 3 minute Challenge battle.

DON KING (47-5374) (62-50-3,192) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TICK ... TOCK (60-511) (69-
54-0,196) of UNNAMEABLES.  DON KING overpowered TICK ... TOCK in a 2 minute mismatched 
Challenge duel.  Making my job a wee bit easier, Don King is top Striker here.  Did 
Royal Flush try to challenge all the stylemasters?  No wait, Double True wasn't the 
top Slasher last time.  That was Mr. Chuck.

THE HITMAN (30-4550) (20-5-0,174) of WRESTLMANIACS challenged FENDER (22-7186) (29-18-
0,175) of ARE YOU ?.  THE HITMAN was savagely defeated by FENDER in a 1 minute 
Challenge match.

COLOUR COMMENTATOR (45-3951) (17-7-2,129) of AVID FANS challenged COWBOYS (97-5301) 
(19-16-4,143) of DEAD MAN'S HAND.  COLOUR COMMENTATOR lost to COWBOYS in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.

HAIRY MONSTER (50-3436) (20-10-0,144) of OPEN SESAME challenged HEARTBREAK (36-4612) 
(23-9-3,150) of WRATHMEN.  HAIRY MONSTER overpowered HEARTBREAK in a popular 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge brawl.

FAT LIP (52-3791) (24-29-1,91) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged SPIRALS (75-3613) (37-6-
1,94) of CRITICALS.  FAT LIP viciously subdued SPIRALS in an action packed 4 minute 
Challenge melee.

DUCK WITH SWORDS (39-3726) (19-6-0,95) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged ANGEL CAKE (45-
4737) (21-13-1,98) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  DUCK WITH SWORDS was vanquished by ANGEL CAKE 
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.

PRIVATE LAPDANCE (31-5656) (20-5-2,78) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged DARQUE PREACHER 
(98-4105) (9-19-5,55) of ARCANE MASH UP 14.  PRIVATE LAPDANCE viciously subdued DARQUE 
PREACHER in a 3 minute Challenge fight. Oh, boy.  I could really make a joke here... 
nah.

GENERAL PURPOSE (31-5124) (9-6-1,79) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged AIR RAID (84-32877) 
(17-15-0,80) of I SHALL BE FREE.   GENERAL PURPOSE was overcome by AIR RAID in a 
popular 5 minute Challenge bout.

GAZZA (12-3538) (17-1-2,87) of ENGLISH FOOTBALL challenged POSTMORTEM (82-7091) (19-
35-0,90) of FEAR FACTORY.  GAZZA demolished POSTMORTEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute 
mismatched Challenge match.  Okay, stylemasters... 

Run's House, who WAS the Captain of the Guard and the top Basher, got beat. RUN'S 
HOUSE (1-8735) (48-25-2,288) of RUN DMC fought TALON (46 -3692) (28-21-4,211) of MILE 
HIGH CLUB.  RUN'S HOUSE was devastated by TALON in a 1 minute one-sided Title battle.  
Talon is the top Lunger, and now the Captain of the Guard.

YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (39-14-2,232) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW fought JOB (18-6129) (46-
171-0,226) of SHEPHERDS.  YONDER ORPHAN lost to JOB in an exciting 5 minute bloody 
fray.  Yonder Orphan is the top Basher.  Job is the top Aimed Blow.  I hate those 
guys.  But he's also the overall popularity leader, and I gotta admit, he looked 
pretty competent out there on the sand.

What kind of a name is Pieholden Sweet?  RUTH (18-10121) (71-59-0,203) of SHEPHERDS 
fought PIEHOLDEN SWEET (33-7856) (54-44-0,197) of SUMMERTEETH.  RUTH was viciously 
subdued by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.  Pieholden is the top 
Wall of Steel, yay, and Ruth, despite losing, is top Parry-Riposte.

DARWIN (10-6236) (42-34-0,202) of THE MENTORS fought COG (5-4132) (30-29-2,190) of 
TECHNOLOGY.  DARWIN defeated COG in an exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.  Darwin is the 
top TP.

DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (49-73-0,185) of BLUE NOTE fought BABY BACK RIBS (24-5049) 
(23-8-2,197) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  DIZZY GILLESPIE beat BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute 
competition.  Mr. Gillespie is the top Parry-Lunge.

DOLGAN (56-751) (45-96-5,193) of MEN OF STEEL fought INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (39-42-
4,178) of T-3.  DOLGAN was handily defeated by INNARD SKINARD in a 2 minute gory 
mismatched duel.  Skinard is top Parry-Strike.

Okay.  Shewish Picnic was avoided by Avid Fans.  Good.

That's it for now.  See you in fourteen!
                                          -- Keel Woodhaven 

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALON 46-3692                29  21  4  234  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          35  19  1  258  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 JOB 18-6129                  47 171  0  247  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DANG LEN 62-4694             51  36  0  243  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           46  33  0  240  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    42  45  0  229  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       39  36  4  224  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        31  30  1  220  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 SIERRA 13-5616               41  23  0  218  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 DON KING 47-5374             63  50  3  215  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      55  44  0  213  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
-DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         32  15  1  213  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       39  63  4  212  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          38  31  0  212  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEPP 2-6071                  30   9  0  210  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DARWIN 10-6236               43  34  0  208  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          45  44  0  207  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           39  25  1  207  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            33  21  2  206  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      50  73  0  204  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       44  26  0  204  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 PRADUS 99-3707               37  25  4  202  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             46  46  2  201  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      40  29 11  201  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-MEABEER 56-3899              31  24  0  201  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 RUTH 18-10121                71  60  0  199  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          48  43  2  199  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     27  11  1  199  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       46  29  0  198  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         41  25  0  198  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         39  15  2  198  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       40  42  4  197  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            34  23  7  194  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          31  37  1  194  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 COG 5-4132                   30  30  2  193  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 JEX 14-4848                  27  22  0  193  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          22   8  2  193  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              65  78  3  192  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           48  26  2  192  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       45  34  4  191  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
-BACK 56-3949                 30  24  0  191  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          60  48  0  190  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     37  28  1  190  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             23  33  4  190  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 LUCY 2-6090                  30   9  0  189  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 FENDER 22-7186               30  18  0  189  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        50  34  1  188  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         26  45  4  188  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    24  15  2  188  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         69  55  0  187  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     42  35  0  186  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       34  14  1  186  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       23   9  2  186  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    52  34  1  183  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             48  34  1  182  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          37  25  0  182  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DOBBIE 84-30850              42  56  2  181  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           52  55  1  180  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 ICE WIND 47-7758             41  21  1  180  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 LONE WOLF 31-162             45  66  1  177  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             34  24  2  177  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
-WAIT 25-5378                 24  21  0  177  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         51  36  1  176  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           24  37  5  176  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        21  20  2  176  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 DOLGAN 56-751                45  97  5  175  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        39  22  3  175  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 KERN 36-7601                 26  10  1  175  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            36  31  1  173  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           20   6  0  172  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         38  40  2  171  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          33  43  1  168  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       33  32  0  167  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          60  63  0  166  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        46  26  0  166  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           32  12  0  165  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        21  10  0  165  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 SOGGY 96-4997                18  26  3  165  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           15  16  4  165  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    43  21  0  164  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            27  14  1  164  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             20  17  0  163  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 ALIEN 22-7113                27  20  2  160  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
-COGSWORTH 25-5527            25  15  1  158  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 Q-TIP 24-5090                24  10  0  158  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 TEQUILA 28-5341              38  21  1  156  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    28  16  0  155  MMMM BEER (1772)           DULLENS
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       32  19  0  154  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 CHATMON 6-6992               23  21  3  154  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       55  48  0  153  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           33  28  0  153  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      25   4  1  152  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COWBOYS 97-5301              20  16  4  150  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           37  35  3  149  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          34  23  0  149  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         49  16  2  147  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   25  12  0  147  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         35  34  1  146  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           21  16  2  146  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          45  50  2  144  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 PORTRAITIST 47-2724          27  15  0  144  BIG IDEA (1866)            NORTH FORK
 ERIK 56-3399                 66  89  1  143  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 BOA 1-8830                   36  59  0  143  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 JMJ 1-9161                   28  22  1  141  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 BUGS 47-7737                 19  35  1  141  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
-UPPER DECK 6-6268            30  25  0  140  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           23  10  3  140  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 POE 97-5615                  21  23  5  139  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 HOFFA 18-8478                48 171  1  138  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       40  58  0  134  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          44  33  2  132  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 GLORY 35-2429                44  34  0  132  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           31  28  0  132  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 RZA 84-38190                 26  13  1  132  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   17   8  2  132  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 GALILEO 9-5706               43  41  5  131  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       46  25  1  129  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DAISY 14-4967                35  23  0  128  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          38  15  0  127  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        38  68  1  125  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            35  20  1  122  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     21   5  2  122  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      46  62  0  119  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 KNICK KNACK 13-5628          38  39  2  118  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 FAT LIP 52-3791              25  29  1  117  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           22  13  1  114  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 RYO 31-6470                  22  20  1  114  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 MARY MARY 1-8872             44  58  1  113  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 28  22  0  111  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         22  33  0  110  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 USURPER 46-4447              21   4  1  110  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
-KNOB 82-53256                21  13  1  109  OPEN (1825)                DWES EG
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       28  25  0  108  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         24  24  0  102  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       31  31  0  101  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SORA 82-50103                21  22  0  100  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 GAZZA 12-3538                18   1  2  100  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
-CATS 82-46868                18  14  0  100  ALLERGY (1844)             DWES EG
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         22   9  0   99  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-ORGAN GRINDER 3-7348         24  39  0   98  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           22  31  0   98  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      27  24  2   96  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         19   7  0   96  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 RARE BREED 28-5350           34  19  0   94  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            23  17  1   94  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      15   2  0   93  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD
 HOT MESS 84-45578            20  13  2   92  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
-RAGDOLL 25-5402              30  11  0   91  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AIR RAID 84-32877            18  15  0   90  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368           16   4  2   89  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 CORWIN 21-8086               21  15  1   88  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     19   7  0   88  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SPIRALS 75-3613              37   7  1   87  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 COLTRANE 12-7034             31  50  0   87  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        20  14  2   85  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       26   8  2   84  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 CHUCKY 22-7121               17   9  1   84  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
-WILCE 25-5530                25  14  0   83  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776           18  14  2   83  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       20  10  3   82  HERO BLUES (1875)          BLACKSTONE
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           19  36  0   82  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
-QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 47-7774   18  26  2   82  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         31  15  0   81  SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796)  MALCORN
 SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044  17  26  1   81  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            17  15  0   81  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1876)      BLACKSTONE
 GORDONS 28-5337              24  11  0   80  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     21   5  2   80  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          22  30  0   79  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 SOLINARI 82-41826            19  19  1   79  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
-ITEM 32-4794                 21  15  0   78  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124       9   7  1   78  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     19   6  0   77  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 DIAZ 14-5026                 18  25  1   77  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COREA 12-7086                32  39  0   76  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         23  22  0   76  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE
-ICHIGO 82-50105              18  14  0   76  SOUL REAPERS (1878)        DWES EG
 SOLO 40-4614                 17  10  0   76  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             24  16  1   75  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              18  17  1   74  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
 COSMO 19-4498                32  30  0   73  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       30  36  1   73  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 NAGA 81-2281                 25  21  1   72  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         21  17  0   72  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 REBUILD 36-7697              30  32  0   71  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 KASPAROV 46-4450             22  16  2   69  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   16  11  0   69  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 TOO HIGH 84-26783            20  17  1   67  INNERVISIONS (1853)        BLACKSTONE
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        16  12  0   67  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 HERITAGE 17-7710             15   3  0   67  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 CAO CAO 72-8791              23  23  1   66  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     18   6  0   66  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
-GYGES 98-5012                 9  13  4   66  CURSED (1829)              SYVYN'S HILL
-NOT POSITIVE 36-7844         24  11  0   64  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            18  19  0   63  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 NUCKY 10-6433                16  13  0   63  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           19  18  2   62  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042        17   9  1   60  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          15   4  1   60  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 TAMBA 97-6138                11   7  4   60  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105       9  20  5   60  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 HOFFA 18-9369                46 148  0   59  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             20  13  0   59  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          43  34  1   58  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       25  31  2   58  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            39  38  1   57  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-CLOWN 14-4418                24  37  0   57  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
-KLYTIE 38-5158               15   8  1   57  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        29  28  0   56  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  17  22  1   55  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 WARDRA 82-56471              14   6  0   55  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1879)    DWES EG
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       24  17  1   54  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         15  16  1   53  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          15  13  1   52  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         18  22  0   50  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          17  21  1   50  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915           13   4  0   50  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
-STRAY CAT 81-242             23  16  0   49  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          17  16  4   49  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         21  11  2   48  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     25   9  1   46  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 ADEMA 61-3093                26  20  0   44  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         17  16  0   43  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199         14  10  2   39  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 PART POWER 13-5627           32  45  0   36  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JAROBI 24-5158               25  24  3   36  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-NASTY NAS 18-10547           11   3  0   36  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      19  18  1   28  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
HERMY                      0   0  0                        HOLLOW MAN 84-32919       689

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Unfortunate Rake -- Luck favors the streak? (20-3-2!) -- Portraitist, aka Slump 
Starter

Silent Sentinels of the Home Guard -- Authentic expression is healthier than stoic 
suppression. -- Elucidator, mgr Big Idea

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHICKEN A LA KING was devastated by DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
RUBBER BULLET was viciously subdued by PULLED ORC in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
DON KING overpowered TICK ... TOCK in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
THE HITMAN was savagely defeated by FENDER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
COLOUR COMMENTATOR lost to COWBOYS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
HAIRY MONSTER overpowered HEARTBREAK in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FAT LIP viciously subdued SPIRALS in a action packed 4 minute Challenge melee.
DUCK WITH SWORDS was vanquished by ANGEL CAKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE viciously subdued DARQUE PREACHER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
GENERAL PURPOSE was overcome by AIR RAID in a popular 5 minute Challenge bout.
GAZZA demolished POSTMORTEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RUN'S HOUSE was devastated by TALON in a 1 minute one-sided Title battle.
DANG LEN overpowered MR. CHUCK in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GARLIC ARAOI was overpowered by LATE AFTERNOON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YONDER ORPHAN lost to JOB in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
ONUPHRE was bested by FLESH HUNTER in a 2 minute gory brawl.
FIGHTING ILLINI was overpowered by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ALBERT KING overpowered JEX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
DRAGON FRUIT was devastated by DEPP in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
CRACKED BELL savagely defeated MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a action packed 1 minute fray.
HOCKEY DUCK was devastated by COME AS YOU ARE in a popular 3 minute one-sided bout.
DEEP BLUE viciously subdued JOE WILLIAMS in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
DARWIN defeated COG in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
BLACKBERRY was overpowered by IRON HANDED in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
DIZZY GILLESPIE beat BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute competition.
SIERRA vanquished SYCAMORE STYLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLAME SPIDER was overpowered by KURT COBAIN in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
HOGSHEAD was demolished by CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KERN was beaten by LUCY in a popular 1 minute bout.
IGNORANCE handily defeated Q-TIP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EARLY ONE MORNING was vanquished by ROGUE WAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GRAHAM CRACKER slimly lost to ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 4 minute gory bout.
TOCK .. TICK was demolished by STORMCROWE PIE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
WOMAN AT THE WELL won victory over HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a popular 1 minute bout.
RUTH was viciously subdued by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
JOE MAMA was handily defeated by JIMMY THE HAND in a popular 5 minute one-sided duel.
LITTLE DRAGON demolished TEDDY RUXPIN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal uneven duel.
DOLGAN was handily defeated by INNARD SKINARD in a 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
ROBERT JOHNSON slimly won victory over COLONEL WIZEN in a 2 minute match.
PRADUS handily defeated KHELOLIR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
RIB IAYE demolished SILVER SEAS in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
MEGABOLOX overpowered RYO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
HANAKO-SAN was subdued by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
BAD BORSCHT was beaten by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a exciting 1 minute battle.
VIBRANT THING narrowly defeated AYLIAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
JANIS JOBLIN was devastated by ICE WIND in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BOA was demolished by KRILL SOUP in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched battle.
LONE WOLF demolished WILLIE BROWN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
ALIEN was narrowly defeated by GLOBULIZER in a action packed 3 minute bloody bout.
SAVAGE BEATING was savagely defeated by FATHER CAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
DAISY was devastated by JOCK-IN-THE-BOX in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
HOPTICAL ILLUSION was subdued by THE HAMILTONS in a 2 minute conflict.
DOBBIE savagely defeated BUGS in a popular 3 minute bloody conflict.
SAND MAGGOT defeated GALILEO in a 2 minute bout.
BICYCLE RACE was bested by MORK CALLING ORSON in a action packed 1 minute match.
SOGGY vanquished GLORY in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
RZA was unbelievably bested by NINJA FERD in a exciting 5 minute brutal duel.
UNFORTUNATE RAKE was luckily beaten by ARCHED EYELID in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
JIMMY WIN devastated USURPER in a 1 minute uneven match.
POE devastated CREAMED MALCORN in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
GAMMA CEPHEI was overpowered by ERIK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAPABLANCA viciously subdued ILL SUBLIMINAL in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
CHATMON demolished SNAKE BITE in a 1 minute uneven match.
TEQUILA devastated THEATRE BUM in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
PORTRAITIST handily defeated KNICK KNACK in a action packed 4 minute mismatched match.
ROBERT PAULSON won victory over IRON-PLATED IRV in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
JMJ subdued ZENSU LASAGNA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
MIGHTY MANFRED slimly lost to HI-TOP FADE in a exciting 3 minute match.
MARY MARY slimly won victory over SNOWBALL V in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
INCREDIBLE SPEED was narrowly defeated by NINJA FERD in a popular 3 minute match.
VIOLENT PACIFICATION narrowly defeated RARE BREED in a action packed 19 minute match.
HOFFA unbelievably bested ALLAWALLA in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
NAGA was vanquished by BUTTERCUP in a 5 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
ADEMA was viciously subdued by POWER PUNCH in a 7 minute gruesome match.
KID FUNKY FRIED overpowered KASPAROV in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LONDON BEEFEATER was demolished by CANDY MAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRANSFORMERS handily defeated REBUILD in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
CAO CAO savagely defeated FOREIGN SHORE in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
SIR MARCUS THE BOLD vanquished METAL BRACE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was overpowered by SOLO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
I MOTHER EARTH was vanquished by SOLINARI in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IOTA DRACONIS slimly won victory over JACK B. NIMBLE in a 2 minute struggle.
BERT & ERNIE was demolished by DIAZ in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was devastated by MARTY MCFLY in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
ACE HARDWARE handily defeated PART POWER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
WARDRA was overpowered by 3 LIBRAS in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
LOVE PINK was overpowered by THIRD COURSE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TOO HIGH was demolished by COLYN SHEA in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
THE ROCK SHOW was devastated by HOT MESS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LONG-N-SLIM was overpowered by STONE GOSSARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEF JAM SHIRT devastated CELL BLOCK A in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
DIFFERENT RULER viciously subdued HOFFA in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
SCREAMING END savagely defeated HERMY in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
HOLLOW MAN butchered HERMY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
DOUBLE E handily defeated LONGSHOREMAN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MASTER PLAN was savagely defeated by CORWIN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA beat ATTILA THE BUM in a popular 1 minute bout.
SKILLET LIBEL was vanquished by AAN'ALLEIN in a 1 minute uneven contest.
FOREVER PORCH viciously subdued TAMBA in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
MAIN EVENT was unbelievably bested by DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a 1 minute match.
SEDAN OF BAN was overpowered by CHUCKY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
GORDONS bested NUCKY in a 2 minute battle.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES beat WEST WOOD in a exciting 1 minute bout.
WHOOPIE DOO was handily defeated by HERITAGE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JAROBI was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SECOND MATE was vanquished by COREA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PAC-MAN was beaten by COLTRANE in a 2 minute brutal bout.
COSMO was overpowered by PAPA'S BANKBOOK in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      49         PARRY-RIPOSTE     37 -  27 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         LUNGING ATTACK   200 - 159 -  3      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     27         STRIKING ATTACK   88 -  78 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         SLASHING ATTACK   63 -  57 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         TOTAL PARRY      111 - 109 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         AIMED BLOW       234 - 233 -  3      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     80 -  97 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  37 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-LUNGE       38 -  50 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    71 - 104 -  0      41  |

Turn 689 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  5         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    23 - 14     TOTAL PARRY       12 - 15         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 11     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        26 - 23     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL     10 - 10     BASHING ATTACK     4 - 13     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TALON 46-3692              29  21  4  234 MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)
AIMED BLOW       JOB 18-6129                47 171  0  247 SHEPHERDS (1713)
STRIKING ATTACK  DON KING 47-5374           63  50  3  215 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
WALL OF STEEL    PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856    55  44  0  213 SUMMERTEETH (1651)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585        38  31  0  212 LAZY SUNDAY (1688)
TOTAL PARRY      DARWIN 10-6236             43  34  0  208 THE MENTORS (1860)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    50  73  0  204 BLUE NOTE (1642)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              71  60  0  199 SHEPHERDS (1713)
BASHING ATTACK   YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387       39  15  2  198 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     40  42  4  197 T-3 (1591)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124.  The ten other most popular fighters were YONDER ORPHAN 
5-5387, DEEP BLUE 5-3822, ALLAWALLA 60-9028, DIFFERENT RULER 84--32644, PIEHOLDEN 
SWEET 33-7856, RYO 31-6470, PULLED ORC 45-4702, JOB 18-6129, COME AS YOU ARE 
84-25038, and ALIEN 22-7113.

The least popular fighter this week was VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were SECOND MATE 22-7157, WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196, SKILLET LIBEL 
38-5217, THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042, LOVE PINK 1-9204, WARDRA 82--9065, BERT & ERNIE 
50-3648, I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504, ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038, and METAL BRACE 7-6453.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  4 0  SOLVEN(22)           3  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  5 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            3  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  3 0  ARADI(60)            1  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  5 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  5 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  3 0  JHANS(36)            0  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           4  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  4 0  ZENSU(40)            3  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  3 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      12  3 1  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       3  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       6  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735          48  26  2  192  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DEPP 2-6071                 30   9  0  210  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         35  19  1  258  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        22   9  0   99  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822            46  46  2  201  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 ALBERT KING 6-6821          46  33  0  240  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     40  29 11  201  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973           36  31  1  173  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         44  33  2  132  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              43  34  0  208  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        51  36  1  176  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     50  73  0  204  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              41  23  0  218  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           33  21  2  206  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407            20  17  0  163  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   43  21  0  164  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            15   3  0   67  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 JOB 18-6129                 47 171  0  247  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               32  30  0   73  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 JOE MAMA 21-6771            48  34  1  182  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   42  45  0  229  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      23   9  2  186  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800          32  12  0  165  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 TEQUILA 28-5341             38  21  1  156  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 THE HITMAN 30-4550          20   6  0  172  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             65  78  3  192  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087       31  30  1  220  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     55  44  0  213  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 FATHER CAT 35-3875          21  16  2  146  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                26  10  1  175  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111    21   5  2  122  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          52  55  1  180  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471  25  12  0  147  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         38  31  0  212  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833         22  30  0   79  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042       17   9  1   60  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 PULLED ORC 45-4702          39  25  1  207  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 TALON 46-3692               29  21  4  234  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            63  50  3  215  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436       21  10  0  165  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 FAT LIP 52-3791             25  29  1  117  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       50  34  1  188  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419      39  36  4  224  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      24  17  1   54  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        69  55  0  187  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      39  63  4  212  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            51  36  0  243  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370     25   4  1  152  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711        19   7  0   96  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            34  24  2  177  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 IRON HANDED 75-3508         48  43  2  199  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         45  50  2  144  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82--23740   37  28  1  190  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038    27  11  1  199  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997               18  26  3  165  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        26  45  4  188  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      40  42  4  197  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 PRADUS 99-3707              37  25  4  202  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE