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Date   : 07/27/2016    Duedate: 08/09/2016

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DM 101    TURN 691

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-BIG IDEA 47/1866       2    1   0 66.7      ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682
  2 BLOODHAMMER 82/1879   19   11   0 63.3      ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777
  3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     73   47   0 60.8      CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1372 1019  10 57.4   10 GET 56/1814           70   64   2 52.2
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             BALTO 6/1793
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             OPEN 82/1825
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            CURSED 98/1829
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            ERRATA 25/1802
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         ERRATA 32/1805
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        ERRATA 81/1823
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        RANDOM 30/1803
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       ALLERGY 82/1844
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      MCPANTS 82/1785
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      SOUL REAPERS 82/1878
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                   11 QUEEN 9/1629        2012 1975  24 50.5
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      TRIBE 24/1648
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796                  B.I.G. 32/1683
  5 EMPIRE 10/1851        85   64   2 57.0      RUN DMC 1/1626
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            VANITY 84/1855
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         DIGNITY 84/1883
    LES MENTORS 17/1882                         BIRDEMIC 84/1751
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         HAIR DAY 84/1841
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        PEARL JAM 4/1638
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    CRITICALS 75/1635
  6 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   158  122   0 56.4      I WANT YOU 3/1699
  7 WRATHMEN 30/727      248  195   2 56.0      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             NEVERMIND 84/1790
    WRATHMEN! 14/1884                           PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          HERO BLUES 84/1875
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   STILLMATIC 36/1652
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 WILD STYLE 84/1791
  8 SCOTCH 71/1705      1398 1153  18 54.8      XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    AVID FANS 45/569                            COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    THE BULLS 73/1144                           LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       INNERVISIONS 84/1853
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     PAID IN FULL 84/1868
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786                    TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
  9 HOMER'S PET 74/1569  659  545   3 54.7      A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668              16 T-3 98/1591          388  445   3 46.6
 12 D.R.I. 21/1471       318  324   7 49.5      MMMM BEER 13/1772
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           MMM BEER!! 13/1710
    DEADLY RAGE 72/708                          SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    MY CARTOONS 72/1850                      17-MONSTER MAN 81/1582  259  298   5 46.5
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                     18 ORDER 14/1754        197  240   2 45.1
    BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723                      ORDER 36/1780
    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1876                      SEINFELD 19/1741
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                      TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730                     OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872                  19 FACES OF DE 25/1801   34   42   1 44.7
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799
 13 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   76   83   3 47.8   20 AVENGERS 31/1321     149  204   0 42.2
    WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831                       BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
 14 HERO ALLIANC 35/609  269  300   1 47.3      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357                     21 APOKOLIPS 75/1888     16   24   0 40.0
    WHEEL OF TIME 25/725                        THE ELITE 60/1818
    MELODY MAYHEM 43/1845                       DEAD LEGENDS 21/1873
 15 AMBER 21/1857        129  147   2 46.7      THE SOVEREIGN 42/1809
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695                         EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1887
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                      22 ARROGANCE 18/755     590  960  11 38.1
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Okay, here we go again.

I'm mentioning the death first because someone, at least, is likely to remember it for 
a long time.  POSTMORTEM (82-7091) (20-36-0,84) of FEAR FACTORY fought STONE GOSSARD 
(4-6874) (22-10-0,79) of PEARL JAM.  The aptly named POSTMORTEM was executed by STONE 
GOSSARD in a 2 minute bloody uneven contest.

ONUPHRE (31-3385) (66-78-3,212) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! challenged DANG LEN (62-4694) 
(52-36-0,258) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  ONUPHRE was bested by DANG LEN in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.  So, Dang Len is still the top Aimed Blow and 
the Captain of the Guard. Yay.

DON KING (47-5374) (63-50-3,215) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TALON (46-3692) (29-22-4,
194) of MILE HIGH CLUB.  DON KING was vanquished by TALON in an exciting 1 minute gory 
uneven Challenge battle.  Last turn Onuphre was top Basher, but this time he's been 
replaced by Yonder Orphan.

HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (52-55-1,180) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged BABY BACK RIBS (24-
5049) (23-10-2,186) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  HOCKEY DUCK won victory over BABY BACK RIBS in 
a 3 minute Challenge brawl.  I'm just mentioning challenge fights at the moment, not 
stylemasters.  Baby Back Ribs was the most challenged fighter, which I guess means a 
lot of guys thought they could beat him for sure.  Don't know why, his record looks 
pretty good.

HAIRY MONSTER (50-3436) (21-10-0,165) of OPEN SESAME challenged KRILL SOUP (98-4764) 
(15-17-4,137) of SHEWISH BISTRO.  HAIRY MONSTER defeated KRILL SOUP in an exciting 1 
minute Challenge fight.

JOCK-IN-THE-BOX (71-6370) (25-4-1,152) of SCOTCH challenged CAPABLANCA (46-3105) (34-
28-0,178) of WE GOT GAME.  JOCK-IN-THE-BOX bested CAPABLANCA in a 2 minute Challenge 
brawl.

FAT LIP (52-3791) (25-29-1,117) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged INCREDIBLE SPEED (75-476) 
(47-62-0,147) of CRITICALS.  FAT LIP was vanquished by INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 2 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.

ACE HARDWARE (47-7492) (21-17-0,72) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DIKEMBE MUTUMBO (7-3267) 
(31-36-1,84) of UNDER JOLLY ROGER.  ACE HARDWARE bested DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a popular 1 
minute Challenge competition.

PRIVATE LAPDANCE (31-5656) (21-5-2,80) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged 3 LIBRAS (84-
43047) (18-15-0,85) of FEAR FACTORY 3.  PRIVATE LAPDANCE was viciously subdued by 3 
LIBRAS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.

And now, the rest of the stylemasters.

Top Lunger:  Depp.  DEPP (2-6071) (31-9-1,257) of MENTOR DEMENTOR fought MR. CHUCK 
(98-4029) (35-23-7,205) of ARCANE MASH UPS '14.  DEPP narrowly defeated MR. CHUCK in 
an action packed 1 minute duel.

Top Total Parry:  Flesh Hunter.  FLESH HUNTER (47-6053) (42-25-0,214) of BAAL'S 
MINIONS fought LATE AFTERNOON (41-4695) (45-26-0,226) of LAZY SUNDAY.  FLESH HUNTER 
overcame LATE AFTERNOON in a popular 1 minute bout.

Top Parry-Riposte:  Ruth.  RUTH (18-10121) (72-60-0,213) of SHEPHERDS fought IGNORANCE 
(14-4977) (33-22-2,199) of MENTOR BLISS.  RUTH beat IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute brawl.

Top Basher:  Yonder Orphan.  YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (40-15-2,212) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW 
fought JEX (14-4848) (27-23-0,185) of ORDER.  YONDER ORPHAN demolished JEX in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched match.

Top Striker:  Rib Iaye.  KERN (36-7601) (27-10-1,193) of ORDER fought RIB IAYE (99-
4345) (24-33-4,197) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  KERN was handily defeated by RIB IAYE in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.  I've got to admit, those Shewish menu teams do 
have some funny names.

Top Slasher:  Kurt Cobain.  KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (60-49-0,183) of THE 27 CLUB fought 
LUCY (2-6090) (31-9-0,204) of MENTOR DEMENTOR.  KURT COBAIN vanquished LUCY in an 
exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.

Top Parry-Lunge:  Dizzy Gillespie.  DARWIN (10-6236) (44-34-0,223) of THE MENTORS 
fought DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (50-74-0,195) of BLUE NOTE.  DARWIN was devastated by 
DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.

Top Parry-Strike:  Innard Skinard.  INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (41-42-4,204) of T-3 
fought WOMAN AT THE WELL (18-8583) (53-34-1,200) of SHEPHERDS.  INNARD SKINARD was 
vanquished by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.

Top Wall of Steel:  Dobbie.  DOBBIE (84-30850) (43-56-2,191) of PEEP SHOW fought 
KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-0,170) of  .  DOBBIE subdued KATRINA in an exciting 3 minute 
gruesome struggle.

The overall popularity leader is Job.  CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (41-29-11,213) of 
SHEWISH PICNIC fought JOB (18-6129) (48-171-0,258) of SHEPHERDS.  CANNED SAVRADESE 
demolished JOB in a 2 minute gory mismatched match.

This turn's favorite is Lone Wolf.  HOGSHEAD (74-4372) (34-25-2,165) of COUNTRY PIE 
fought LONE WOLF (31-162) (45-67-1,175) of AVENGERS. HOGSHEAD was narrowly defeated by 
LONE WOLF in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory contest.  Six minutes, yeah, the 
spectators got bored and thought Lone Wolf shouldn't have had to get tired.  Wimps.

And the least popular guy this turn is Power Punch.  I don't know why; for losing a 
fight the crowd thought he should win, I guess. KASPAROV (46-4450) (23-16-2,89) of WE 
GOT GAME fought POWER PUNCH (13-5629) (43-35-1,56) of ALLITERATE ARMY.  KASPAROV 
devastated POWER PUNCH in an exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.

And Royal Flush avoided Lazy Sunday.  Good, good.

That's all.  See ya in fourteen.

					  -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANG LEN 62-4694             53  36  0  264  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEPP 2-6071                  32   9  1  269  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
-DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         33  15  2  264  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    44  45  0  243  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         43  25  0  230  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          24   8  2  229  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 RUTH 18-10121                73  60  0  225  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      42  29 11  224  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         41  15  2  223  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
-DEEP BLUE 5-3822             47  46  2  219  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             25  33  4  218  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 TALON 46-3692                30  22  4  215  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          61  49  0  214  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      51  74  0  214  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         70  56  0  212  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    54  34  1  211  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 ICE WIND 47-7758             43  21  1  211  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     39  28  1  209  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
-MEABEER 56-3899              32  24  0  208  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           50  26  2  206  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           47  34  0  205  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       40  37  4  205  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 FENDER 22-7186               32  18  0  204  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
-BACK 56-3949                 31  24  0  203  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            35  24  7  202  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       45  27  0  201  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           40  26  1  200  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            33  23  2  200  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              66  79  3  199  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 SIERRA 13-5616               42  24  0  197  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 SLINKY 25-3080               36  27  0  197  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           53  55  1  196  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       46  35  4  196  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     43  36  0  195  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       41  43  4  195  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       40  64  4  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       35  15  1  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         27  46  4  195  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 JOB 18-6129                  48 172  0  194  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DOBBIE 84-30850              44  56  2  194  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          36  20  1  194  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         28  18  2  194  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          45  46  0  193  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PRADUS 99-3707               38  26  4  193  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          31  39  1  191  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DON KING 47-5374             63  51  3  189  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        48  26  0  189  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          61  64  0  188  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        50  34  1  188  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 ALIEN 22-7113                29  20  2  188  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    24  15  2  188  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 DARWIN 10-6236               44  35  0  187  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          38  33  0  187  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 KERN 36-7601                 27  11  1  187  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 JEX 14-4848                  27  24  0  187  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     27  13  1  186  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      55  46  0  185  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 LONE WOLF 31-162             46  67  1  185  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 LUCY 2-6090                  31  10  0  184  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
-WAIT 25-5378                 25  21  0  184  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       56  49  0  183  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          38  26  0  183  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             48  36  1  181  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       23  11  2  181  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          48  45  2  178  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        31  32  1  178  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 Q-TIP 24-5090                25  11  0  178  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           25  38  5  175  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      26   4  1  174  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 SOGGY 96-4997                19  27  3  174  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 ERIK 56-3399                 67  90  1  173  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             21  18  0  173  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       41  59  0  172  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        39  69  1  172  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 COG 5-4132                   31  31  2  172  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
-THE HITMAN 30-4550           20   6  0  172  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            36  33  1  171  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       35  32  0  171  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            28  15  1  170  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
-COGSWORTH 25-5527            26  15  1  169  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        22  10  0  167  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             34  26  2  166  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           34  29  0  166  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       46  31  0  165  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    44  22  0  165  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 GLORY 35-2429                46  34  0  164  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           33  13  0  163  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       34  19  0  162  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         25  25  0  162  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 COWBOYS 97-5301              21  17  4  162  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       48  25  1  161  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         38  42  2  161  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          35  24  0  161  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 TEQUILA 28-5341              38  23  1  160  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           24  13  1  160  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 HEART ATTACK 25-1788         23  14  2  158  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        40  23  3  157  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         36  35  1  157  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          33  45  1  157  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        22  21  2  157  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          46  51  2  156  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    29  17  0  156  MMMM BEER (1772)           DULLENS
 DOLGAN 56-751                45  99  5  153  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 RZA 84-38190                 28  13  1  153  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         50  17  2  152  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUGS 47-7737                 20  36  1  152  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      48  62  0  150  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 JMJ 1-9161                   30  22  1  150  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   25  14  0  150  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           15  18  4  143  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 GALILEO 9-5706               44  42  5  142  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 BOA 1-8830                   37  60  0  142  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 POE 97-5615                  21  25  5  142  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 CHATMON 6-6992               24  22  3  140  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           22  17  2  138  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 MARY MARY 1-8872             46  58  1  137  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           38  36  3  136  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           32  29  0  136  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
-PORTRAITIST 47-2724          27  16  0  136  BIG IDEA (1866)            NORTH FORK
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     23   5  2  136  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            37  20  1  135  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        25  21  2  133  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 HOFFA 18-8478                48 173  1  132  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         20   8  0  132  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   17   8  2  132  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         51  38  1  131  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
-UPPER DECK 6-6268            30  26  0  131  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
-RAGDOLL 25-5402              31  11  0  129  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 DAISY 14-4967                35  25  0  127  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          44  35  2  124  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       28  27  0  123  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 RYO 31-6470                  22  22  1  123  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       31  33  0  119  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 GAZZA 12-3538                19   1  2  117  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           23  12  3  116  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 FAT LIP 52-3791              25  30  1  115  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 29  23  0  112  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          24  30  0  111  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       22  10  3  108  HERO BLUES (1875)          BLACKSTONE
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         22  35  0  108  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
-KNOB 82-53256                21  14  1  108  OPEN (1825)                DWES EG
-CATS 82-46868                19  14  0  107  ALLERGY (1844)             DWES EG
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         26  25  0  105  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 USURPER 46-4447              22   5  1  104  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 SOLINARI 82-41826            21  19  1  103  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          38  17  0  102  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SORA 82-50103                21  23  0  100  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            19  15  0  100  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1876)      BLACKSTONE
 AIR RAID 84-32877            19  16  0  100  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          17   4  1  100  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             26  16  1   99  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     21   6  0   98  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 KNICK KNACK 13-5628          38  41  2   97  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         23  10  1   97  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-THEOKOLES 21-8001            19  39  1   97  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915           15   4  0   97  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 RARE BREED 28-5350           35  20  0   96  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 KASPAROV 46-4450             24  16  2   96  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 DIAZ 14-5026                 19  26  1   95  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 HOT MESS 84-45578            21  14  2   93  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            20  19  0   92  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       28   8  2   91  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           22  33  0   90  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
-WILCE 25-5530                26  14  0   89  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      11  20  5   89  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         32  16  0   88  SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796)  MALCORN
 SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044  19  26  1   88  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
-DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     19   7  0   88  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 GORDONS 28-5337              26  11  0   87  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      19   8  2   86  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 CHUCKY 22-7121               18  10  1   86  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         22  17  0   84  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              20  17  1   84  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
 CORWIN 21-8086               22  16  1   83  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 CAO CAO 72-8791              24  24  1   82  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
-ITEM 32-4794                 22  15  0   82  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         21  13  1   82  APOKOLIPS (1888)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-RUNNY NOSE 52-3877           20  22  0   82  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      28  25  2   81  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-BULL MARKET 73-4124          23  11  1   81  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        21  15  2   81  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776           19  15  2   81  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            24  18  1   80  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
-ICHIGO 82-50105              18  15  0   79  SOUL REAPERS (1878)        DWES EG
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           16   7  1   79  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        31  28  0   78  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124       9   7  1   78  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 COREA 12-7086                33  40  0   77  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         22  11  2   77  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     21   6  2   77  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TOO HIGH 84-26783            21  18  1   75  INNERVISIONS (1853)        BLACKSTONE
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       31  37  1   74  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           20  37  0   74  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         24  23  0   73  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE
 TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          23  18  0   73  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      15   4  0   73  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD
-NAGA 81-2281                 25  21  1   72  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 HEADSMAN 46-4423             17   6  1   72  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
-MASSIVE MIGRAINE 52-4167     20  10  1   71  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-THEROD 35-4047               20  11  0   71  PHILANTHROPISTS (1374)     MURSKA
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        17  13  0   71  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 TAMBA 97-6138                12   8  4   71  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 REBUILD 36-7697              30  34  0   70  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 WARDRA 82-56471              15   7  0   70  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1879)    DWES EG
 HERITAGE 17-7710             16   4  0   69  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             21  14  0   67  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 COLTRANE 12-7034             32  51  0   66  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       26  32  2   65  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    17   4  6   65  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           20  19  2   64  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
-GYGES 98-5012                 9  14  4   62  CURSED (1829)              SYVYN'S HILL
 ADEMA 61-3093                27  21  0   61  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368           16   6  2   60  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 PART POWER 13-5627           33  46  0   57  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            18  11  2   57  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   17  12  0   57  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 HOFFA 18-9369                46 150  0   56  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          43  36  1   56  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 SPIRALS 75-3613              38   8  1   55  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  17  24  1   55  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 UGH LEE 24-5247              14   1  1   55  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 JAROBI 24-5158               25  26  3   54  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       24  17  1   54  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         18  24  0   54  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 COSMO 19-4498                32  32  0   53  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         17  18  0   53  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 NUCKY 10-6433                16  15  0   53  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
-BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         15  16  1   53  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
-CLOWN 14-4418                24  38  0   52  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          15  15  1   50  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          17  23  1   48  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 THE POSTMAN 25-5867          16  12  1   48  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1887)    LYRATILAN
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     25   9  1   46  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
-STRAY CAT 81-242             23  17  0   44  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          18  17  4   44  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SOLO 40-4614                 17  12  0   44  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199         14  12  2   42  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
-SILVER BULL ION 73-5149      12   4  1   41  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     18   8  0   36  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042        17  11  1   36  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            39  40  1   30  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      20  19  1   29  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
POSTMORTEM 82-7091        20  37  0 FEAR FACTORY 1729      STONE GOSSARD 4-6874      691

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ONUPHRE was bested by DANG LEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
DON KING was vanquished by TALON in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
HOCKEY DUCK won victory over BABY BACK RIBS in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
HAIRY MONSTER defeated KRILL SOUP in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX bested CAPABLANCA in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FAT LIP was vanquished by INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ACE HARDWARE bested DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE was viciously subdued by 3 LIBRAS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DEPP narrowly defeated MR. CHUCK in a action packed 1 minute duel.
STORMCROWE PIE was defeated by JIMMY THE HAND in a exciting 4 minute fight.
FLESH HUNTER overcame LATE AFTERNOON in a popular 1 minute bout.
YONDER ORPHAN demolished JEX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
CANNED SAVRADESE demolished JOB in a 2 minute gory mismatched match.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC viciously subdued DRAGON FRUIT in a popular 3 minute conflict.
ROGUE WAVE overpowered JOE MAMA in a action packed 2 minute uneven struggle.
RUTH beat IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
DARWIN was devastated by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DOUBLE TRUE was overpowered by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA handily defeated KHELOLIR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RUN'S HOUSE overpowered SAVAGE BEATING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PULLED ORC savagely defeated ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 5 minute gruesome bout.
KERN was handily defeated by RIB IAYE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SIERRA defeated ERIK in a 2 minute fight.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was vanquished by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LITTLE DRAGON was outwaited by JOE WILLIAMS in a popular 9 minute brutal fight.
SYCAMORE STYLE lost to SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a action packed 2 minute gruesome bout.
PRADUS savagely defeated GLOBULIZER in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
INNARD SKINARD was vanquished by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
KURT COBAIN vanquished LUCY in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
GARLIC ARAOI was overpowered by ICE WIND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROBERT JOHNSON was overpowered by NICK SEAFORT in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
COG was defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DOBBIE subdued KATRINA in a exciting 3 minute gruesome struggle.
COME AS YOU ARE was luckily beaten by OSWALD ORC in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
CRACKED BELL demolished SAND MAGGOT in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
IRON HANDED was overpowered by OSWALD ORC in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ALBERT KING vanquished SOGGY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
TICK ... TOCK viciously subdued GRAHAM CRACKER in a exciting 14 minute struggle.
FENDER vanquished ZENSU LASAGNA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided conflict.
FLAME SPIDER was narrowly defeated by EARLY ONE MORNING in a 7 minute competition.
Q-TIP was viciously subdued by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 5 minute gory match.
TOCK .. TICK subdued MORK CALLING ORSON in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ARCHED EYELID was overpowered by ALIEN in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
HEART ATTACK unbelievably bested GALILEO in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
SLINKY overpowered MEGABOLOX in a popular 4 minute gory one-sided battle.
DOLGAN was viciously subdued by COWBOYS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal contest.
ROBERT PAULSON bested BAD BORSCHT in a exciting 1 minute battle.
HANAKO-SAN bested MIGHTY MANFRED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
HOGSHEAD was narrowly defeated by LONE WOLF in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory contest.
JIMMY WIN was narrowly defeated by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 4 minute duel.
TEQUILA was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CHATMON was devastated by ANGEL CAKE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLACKBERRY defeated TRANSFORMERS in a 2 minute duel.
HOPTICAL ILLUSION subdued BICYCLE RACE in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
GLORY handily defeated CREAMED MALCORN in a popular 2 minute mismatched bout.
TEDDY RUXPIN was overpowered by GAMMA CEPHEI in a 3 minute one-sided brawl.
COLONEL WIZEN vanquished STYGIAN HAG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER savagely defeated POE in a action packed 2 minute brutal melee.
THE HAMILTONS demolished LONG-NECKED LARRY in a popular 3 minute gory uneven battle.
BOA slimly lost to BUGS in a action packed 3 minute bloody match.
UNFORTUNATE RAKE overpowered HI-TOP FADE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MARY MARY overpowered VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
JMJ viciously subdued HOFFA in a 2 minute bloody duel.
KNICK KNACK was savagely defeated by LONG-N-SLIM in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
HEARTBREAK was vanquished by RZA in a 2 minute gory one-sided brawl.
FATHER CAT was overpowered by VIBRANT THING in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RYO was savagely defeated by ALLAWALLA in a action packed 2 minute brutal conflict.
JANIS JOBLIN viciously subdued THEATRE BUM in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
DAISY was demolished by SILVER SEAS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
SNAKE BITE beat AIR RAID in a exciting 3 minute contest.
ILL SUBLIMINAL unbelievably bested KATRINA in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
WILLIE BROWN was handily defeated by NITROGLYCERIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOLINARI devastated REBUILD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SCREAMING END overpowered KID FUNKY FRIED in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THIRD COURSE was demolished by GAZZA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
USURPER overpowered CAO CAO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BUTTERCUP was handily defeated by HOLLOW MAN in a exciting 4 minute mismatched battle.
SNOWBALL V was savagely defeated by RARE BREED in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
A BOMB IN A BULL savagely defeated TERRE HAUTE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
LOVE PINK was demolished by DIFFERENT RULER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
PAC-MAN savagely defeated ADEMA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome duel.
CHUCKY savagely defeated MASTER PLAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
CORWIN overpowered FOREIGN SHORE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched competition.
SPIRALS was viciously subdued by B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
HOUND ARCHON vanquished PART POWER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HORRIFYING ATTACK demolished THE ROCK SHOW in a 1 minute uneven match.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ATTILA THE BUM handily defeated WHOOPIE DOO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PEEKING DUCK viciously subdued COLTRANE in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
POSTMORTEM was executed by STONE GOSSARD in a 2 minute bloody uneven contest.
SECOND MATE was overpowered by HERITAGE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
WARDRA devastated THE POSTMAN in a 1 minute uneven match.
SIR MARCUS THE BOLD handily defeated SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TOO HIGH unbelievably bested COLYN SHEA in a 2 minute fight.
COSMO was overpowered by HEADSMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was handily defeated by GORDONS in a 1 minute uneven contest.
JAROBI was viciously subdued by DARQUE PREACHER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
DEF JAM SHIRT demolished HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
IOTA DRACONIS was overpowered by MARTY MCFLY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DOUBLE E savagely defeated CELL BLOCK A in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
UGH LEE subdued METAL BRACE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome contest.
HOT MESS viciously subdued MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute bloody brawl.
AAN'ALLEIN demolished SKILLET LIBEL in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
TAMBA was handily defeated by CANDY MAN in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched duel.
PAPA'S BANKBOOK devastated RUY LOPEZ in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LONGSHOREMAN was overcome by MAIN EVENT in a exciting 1 minute match.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES was overpowered by EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIAZ savagely defeated FOREVER PORCH in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
KASPAROV devastated POWER PUNCH in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
WEST WOOD was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
COREA slimly won victory over MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute bloody bout.
JACK B. NIMBLE savagely defeated NUCKY in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
SOLO was overcome by B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      48         PARRY-RIPOSTE     41 -  23 -  1      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  40         STRIKING ATTACK  102 -  76 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     28         LUNGING ATTACK   203 - 172 -  5      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         SLASHING ATTACK   61 -  56 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         AIMED BLOW       235 - 241 -  3      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         TOTAL PARRY      116 - 120 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     82 -  99 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         PARRY-LUNGE       38 -  50 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  39 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    68 - 111 -  0      38  |

Turn 691 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  1     TOTAL PARRY       12 - 16         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    27 - 13     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  8     AIMED BLOW        16 - 32         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 14         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL     11 -  9     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 62-4694           53  36  0  264 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEPP 2-6071                32   9  1  269 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)
TOTAL PARRY      FLESH HUNTER 47-6053       43  25  0  230 BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              73  60  0  225 SHEPHERDS (1713)
BASHING ATTACK   YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387       41  15  2  223 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
STRIKING ATTACK  RIB IAYE 99-4345           25  33  4  218 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        61  49  0  214 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    51  74  0  214 BLUE NOTE (1642)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     41  43  4  195 T-3 (1591)
WALL OF STEEL    DOBBIE 84-30850            44  56  2  194 PEEP SHOW (1696)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LONE WOLF 31-162.  The ten other most popular fighters were PULLED ORC 45-4702, FLAME 
SPIDER 61-3401, PAC-MAN 21-8191, GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688, STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734, 
HOLLOW MAN 84--32617, SNOWBALL V 74-4357, LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087, EARLY ONE MORNING 
16-6010, and BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049.

The least popular fighter this week was POWER PUNCH 13-5629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294, METAL BRACE 7-6453, SEDAN OF BAN 
2-6112, THE POSTMAN 25-5867, ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627, PART POWER 13-5627, THIRD 
COURSE 15-5338, KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950, REBUILD 36-7697, and VIOLENT PACIFICATION 
21-6180.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  2 0  SUNSET(21)           4  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  3 0  SOLVEN(22)           5  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  4 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 1  LYRATILAN(25)        6  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  1 0  MORYA(28)            2  3 0  ARADI(60)            4  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  3 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  6 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  5 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  3 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  4 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  3 0  ZENSU(40)            0  3 0  DWES EG(82)          3  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      10  5 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  3 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         6  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735          50  26  2  206  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DEPP 2-6071                 32   9  1  269  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         36  20  1  194  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        23  10  1   97  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387        41  15  2  223  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ALBERT KING 6-6821          47  34  0  205  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     42  29 11  224  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973           36  33  1  171  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 GALILEO 9-5706              44  42  5  142  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              44  35  0  187  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        51  38  1  131  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     51  74  0  214  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              42  24  0  197  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           33  23  2  200  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407            21  18  0  173  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   44  22  0  165  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            16   4  0   69  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482         24   8  2  229  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               32  32  0   53  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513        28  18  2  194  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   44  45  0  243  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      23  11  2  181  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              36  27  0  197  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 TEQUILA 28-5341             38  23  1  160  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368          16   6  2   60  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             66  79  3  199  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805      46  35  4  196  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     55  46  0  185  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      41  59  0  172  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KERN 36-7601                27  11  1  187  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111    23   5  2  136  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          53  55  1  196  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471  25  14  0  150  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695      45  27  0  201  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833         24  30  0  111  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042       17  11  1   36  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 PULLED ORC 45-4702          40  26  1  200  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 TALON 46-3692               30  22  4  215  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        43  25  0  230  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436       22  10  0  167  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 FAT LIP 52-3791             25  30  1  115  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419      40  37  4  205  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        70  56  0  212  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734      40  64  4  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            53  36  0  264  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370     26   4  1  174  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711        20   8  0  132  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503     19   8  2   86  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            34  26  2  166  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 IRON HANDED 75-3508         48  45  2  178  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         46  51  2  156  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82--23740   39  28  1  209  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 DOBBIE 84-30850             44  56  2  194  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997               19  27  3  174  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        27  46  4  195  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029           35  24  7  202  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 RIB IAYE 99-4345            25  33  4  218  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE