AD

Date   : 09/07/2016    Duedate: 09/20/2016

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 694

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     80   54   0 59.7      VANITY 84/1855
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      DIGNITY 84/1883
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     BIRDEMIC 84/1751
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     HAIR DAY 84/1841
  2 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1771   22   15   0 59.5      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1879                    ARE YOU ? 22/1647
  3 DRACO 56/1858       1412 1051  10 57.3      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             CRITICALS 75/1635
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            I WANT YOU 3/1699
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         NEVERMIND 84/1790
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        HERO BLUES 84/1875
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      WILD STYLE 84/1791
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796                  THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
  4 WRATHMEN 30/727      259  199   2 56.6      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   INNERVISIONS 84/1853
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
  5 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   161  125   0 56.3      PAID IN FULL 84/1868
  6 EMPIRE 10/1851       109   85   2 56.2      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            BODY OF MUSIC 85/1894
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    LES MENTORS 17/1882                         TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
  7-CANADIAN WH 73/1893 1398 1153  18 54.8      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
  8 HOMER'S PET 74/1569  666  562   3 54.2      CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
    MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765                      BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                 11 BIG IDEA 47/1866       3    3   0 50.0
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                 12 D.R.I. 21/1471       343  352   7 49.4
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   BIG TEN 3 82/1747
    CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764                   DEADLY RAGE 72/708
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 FEAR FACTORY 61/666
  9-THROWIN SHA 99/1895   70   65   2 51.9      MY CARTOONS 72/1850
 10 FIST 26/1889        2167 2088  26 50.9      FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
    QUEEN 9/1629                                BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723
    JAY-Z 10/1709                               FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1876
    TRIBE 24/1648                               FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1901
    B.I.G. 32/1683                              MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872                     YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
 13 HERO ALLIANC 35/609  274  307   1 47.2      STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357                     18 ORDER 14/1754        205  251   2 45.0
    WHEEL OF TIME 25/725                        ORDER 36/1780
    MELODY MAYHEM 43/1845                       SEINFELD 19/1741
 14 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708   78   88   3 47.0      TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831                       OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717              19 AVENGERS 31/1321     154  215   0 41.7
 15 FACES OF DE 25/1801   41   47   2 46.6      BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799                     LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
 16 T-3 98/1591          398  457   3 46.5      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    MMMM BEER 13/1772                        20 ARROGANCE 18/755     592  964  11 38.0
    MMM BEER!! 13/1710                       21 APOKOLIPS 75/1888     19   42   0 31.1
    U PAY I SLAY 5/1756                         SCORPIONS 11/1899
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                       THE ELITE 60/1818
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                      DEAD LEGENDS 21/1873
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      THE SOVEREIGN 42/1809
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1887
 17 AMBER 21/1857        141  162   2 46.5   22 PHILANTHROL 20/1903    2   16   0 11.1
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     So here we are again!
     Today we saw 120 fights, 6 challenges, and one death.
     UNFORTUNATE RAKE (38-5111) (24-6-2,140) of SOUL WARRIORS fought SCREAMING END 
(84-32894) (23-11-3,127) of HERO BLUES.  UNFORTUNATE RAKE was butchered by SCREAMING 
END in a 1 minute bloody uneven match.  Ow.  And the Rake had such a good record! Not 
that records matter, actually, but they can be pretty.
     DEPP (2-6071) (33-10-1,207) of MENTOR DEMENTOR challenged DANG LEN (62-4694) (54-
37-0,200) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  DEPP was viciously subdued by DANG LEN in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
     GLAMDRING (33-2328) (51-36-1,177) of OBSIDIAN HALL challenged MR. CHUCK (98-4029) 
(35-26-7,192) of ARCANE MASH UPS '14.  GLAMDRING was savagely defeated by MR. CHUCK in 
an exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.  And Mr. Chuck is still our top Slasher.
     PORTRAITIST (47-2724) (28-17-0,155) of BIG IDEA challenged POE (97-5615) (23-25-
5,155) of CHIEFS 4.  PORTRAITIST was vanquished by POE in a 2 minute mismatched 
Challenge brawl.
     LONG-N-SLIM (42-4833) (24-32-0,119) of THE SOVEREIGN challenged TICK ... TOCK 
(60-511) (70-58-0,179) of UNNAMEABLES.  LONG-N-SLIM was overpowered by TICK ...  TOCK 
in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  
     HOUND ARCHON (75-3617) (21-15-1,66) of APOKOLIPS challenged HEADSMAN (46-4423) 
(18-7-1,100) of DUNGEON CELL.  HOUND ARCHON was vanquished by HEADSMAN in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.
     WARDRA (82-56471) (17-7-0,81) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN challenged CELL BLOCK A (10-
6387) (19-18-0,88) of DUNGEON CELL.  WARDRA overpowered CELL BLOCK A in a popular 1 
minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  
     SIERRA (13-5616) (44-24-0,227) of MMM BEER!! fought ALBERT KING (6-6821) (49-34-
0,242) of BLACK AND BLUES.  SIERRA was vanquished by ALBERT KING in an action packed 1 
minute uneven Title duel.  Sierra was our top Aimed Blow last turn, and now Albert 
King is top Lunger and Captain of the Guard.
     Okay, we covered a couple of stylemasters up there.  Now for the rest of 'em! Top 
Basher is Yonder Orphan.  YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (43-15-2,252) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW 
fought GARLIC ARAOI (97-4776) (29-46-4,223) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  YONDER ORPHAN 
devastated GARLIC ARAOI in an exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
     And the top Aimed Blow, since Sierra lost, is Little Dragon.  RUN'S HOUSE (1-
8735) (52-26-2,221) of RUN DMC fought LITTLE DRAGON (32-6087) (33-32-1,216) of 
STRAGETY, DAMMIT!.  RUN'S HOUSE was demolished by LITTLE DRAGON in an exciting 1 
minute one-sided bout.  
     The top Parry-Riposte is still Ruth.  RUTH (18-10121) (75-60-0,234) of SHEPHERDS 
fought BLACKBERRY (98-3339) (26-39-5,181) of ARCANE BEACH DAY.  RUTH outlasted 
BLACKBERRY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory conflict.  
     ROGUE WAVE (18-10482) (26-8-2,265) of SEA DOGS fought COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) 
(57-50-0,211) of RUN DMC.  ROGUE WAVE was subdued by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute competition.
     The best Striker, taking over from Rib Iaye, is Baby Back Ribs.  PIEHOLDEN SWEET 
(33-7856) (57-46-0,220) of SUMMERTEETH fought BABY BACK RIBS (24-5049) (25-11-2,206) 
of SHEWISH BUFFET.  PIEHOLDEN SWEET, who was top Waste last turn, was viciously 
subdued by BABY BACK RIBS in a 2 minute fray.
     The top Wall of Steel is Tock... Tick.  GRAHAM CRACKER (61-3688) (36-16-1,192) of 
SHEWISH BUFFET fought TOCK .. TICK (60-512) (39-27-0,190) of UNNAMEABLES.  GRAHAM 
CRACKER was overpowered by TOCK .. TICK in a 2 minute uneven competition.
     Best Parry-Strike is Hogshead.  JOE MAMA (21-6771) (49-37-1,197) of D.R.I.  
fought HOGSHEAD (74-4372) (36-26-2,189) of COUNTRY PIE.  JOE MAMA was viciously 
subdued by HOGSHEAD in an exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
     And the same as last turn, Dizzy Gillespie is top Parry-Lunge.  DIZZY GILLESPIE 
(12-5792) (53-74-0,240) of BLUE NOTE fought FIGHTING ILLINI (82-41796) (39-30-1,182) 
of BIG TEN 3.  DIZZY GILLESPIE was demolished by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute uneven 
bout.
     Like last time, the overall popularity leader is Job.  PULLED ORC (45-4702) (42-
26-1,217) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought JOB (18-6129) (49-173-0,201) of SHEPHERDS.  PULLED 
ORC lost to JOB in an exciting 4 minute bloody fray.  This turn's favorite is 
Kasparov.  Let's see if he got beaten defensively...  maybe so.  
     CREAMED MALCORN (7-6394) (29-28-0,135) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought KASPAROV (46-
4450) (26-16-2,134) of WE GOT GAME.  CREAMED MALCORN unbelievably bested KASPAROV in 
an exciting 8 minute gruesome fight.
     And who was the least popular? HOFFA (18-8478) (49-174-1,149) of ARROGANCE fought 
WILLIE BROWN (6-6944) (38-19-0,92) of BLACK AND BLUES.  HOFFA viciously subdued WILLIE 
BROWN in an unpopular 16 minute brutal duel.  I guess he was perceived as being more 
defensive than Hoffa.
     Hm, okay...  Wrathmen were, or was, avoided by Big Idea.  Works for me.
     Okay, that's all.  Buh-bye.
     
                                          -- Keel Woodhaven 

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           50  34  0  263  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    47  45  0  275  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         44  15  2  263  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        34  32  1  240  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 RUTH 18-10121                76  60  0  237  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       48  27  0  235  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          39  20  1  234  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 FENDER 22-7186               35  18  0  233  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         31  18  2  231  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       58  50  0  226  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     45  37  0  224  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DANG LEN 62-4694             55  37  0  220  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       26  11  2  220  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       49  35  4  219  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 JOB 18-6129                  50 173  0  217  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     30  13  1  217  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 LUCY 2-6090                  33  11  0  215  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          40  27  0  214  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          33  40  1  209  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             37  26  2  207  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 MARY MARY 1-8872             49  58  1  206  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ALIEN 22-7113                30  22  2  206  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            36  26  7  204  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 JEX 14-4848                  29  25  0  204  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     40  30  1  201  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       38  32  0  201  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 SLINKY 25-3080               37  29  0  201  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 DARWIN 10-6236               45  37  0  200  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 DEPP 2-6071                  33  11  1  200  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      57  47  0  199  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      44  30 11  199  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         40  43  2  199  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            34  25  2  199  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           42  27  1  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          26   9  2  198  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       37  19  0  197  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         29  47  4  197  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              67  81  3  195  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 SIERRA 13-5616               44  25  0  194  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 PRADUS 99-3707               39  28  4  194  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             27  34  4  193  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             23  19  0  193  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             49  38  1  192  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         44  27  0  192  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         38  36  1  192  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        27  22  3  192  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          63  50  0  191  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           52  27  2  191  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       43  44  4  191  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 RZA 84-38190                 31  13  1  191  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        50  27  0  190  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           41  36  3  189  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 TALON 46-3692                30  25  4  188  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         28  25  0  188  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           26  40  5  188  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 LONE WOLF 31-162             48  68  1  186  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 DOBBIE 84-30850              44  59  2  186  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       36  17  1  185  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 KERN 36-7601                 28  13  1  185  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      53  75  0  184  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       40  40  4  184  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           25  15  1  184  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 ICE WIND 47-7758             44  23  1  183  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            29  17  1  183  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 SOGGY 96-4997                20  29  3  182  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         71  58  0  181  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 TEQUILA 28-5341              40  24  1  181  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERIK 56-3399                 69  91  1  180  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 GLAMDRING 33-2328            51  37  1  180  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          47  53  2  180  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       24  11  4  180  HERO BLUES (1875)          BLACKSTONE
 CHATMON 6-6992               26  23  3  179  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 Q-TIP 24-5090                26  13  0  177  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          62  66  0  176  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          45  49  0  176  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          37  25  0  175  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    32  17  0  174  MMMM BEER (1772)           DULLENS
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       41  62  0  173  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 DAISY 14-4967                37  26  0  172  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 32  23  0  172  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 POE 97-5615                  24  25  5  172  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
-GLOBULIZER 8-3973            36  34  1  171  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        41  25  3  167  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          39  35  1  167  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   27  15  0  167  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       41  66  4  163  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        40  71  1  163  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    45  24  0  162  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           35  31  0  162  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    54  37  1  160  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          34  47  1  160  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 COG 5-4132                   32  33  2  159  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         52  40  1  157  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 COWBOYS 97-5301              21  20  4  155  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       34  33  0  153  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 BOA 1-8830                   38  62  0  152  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 HOFFA 18-8478                50 174  1  151  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            40  20  1  151  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DIGITALIS 33-6862            31  36  1  151  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        30  21  0  151  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADHUNTER 25-3346           24  17  2  149  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          49  47  2  148  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          47  35  2  148  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-HEART ATTACK 25-1788         23  16  2  148  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       48  28  1  147  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         35  16  0  147  SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796)  MALCORN
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       30  28  0  146  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             28  17  1  146  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PORTRAITIST 47-2724          28  18  0  145  BIG IDEA (1866)            NORTH FORK
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           24  14  3  145  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         24  36  0  145  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       47  33  0  142  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 RARE BREED 28-5350           37  21  0  141  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         52  18  2  140  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           34  15  0  140  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 AIR RAID 84-32877            21  17  0  140  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 BUGS 47-7737                 20  39  1  140  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           33  31  0  136  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 GORDONS 28-5337              29  11  0  134  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           23  19  2  134  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 KASPAROV 46-4450             26  17  2  133  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 JMJ 1-9161                   30  25  1  132  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           16  20  4  131  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 GALILEO 9-5706               45  44  5  130  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          24  33  0  130  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         21  10  0  130  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 UGH LEE 24-5247              17   1  1  130  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 USURPER 46-4447              22   8  1  129  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       31   8  2  127  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            26  19  1  127  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     24   7  2  126  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            21  16  0  124  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1876)      BLACKSTONE
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          18   6  1  124  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 GLORY 35-2429                47  36  0  123  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 REBUILD 36-7697              33  34  0  120  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915           17   5  0  118  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      48  65  0  116  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         26  28  0  113  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 DOLGAN 56-751                45 102  5  112  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SOLINARI 82-41826            21  22  1  111  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        23  23  2  110  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 CHUCKY 22-7121               21  10  1  110  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        23  16  2  109  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237         21  19  1  107  U PAY I SLAY (1756)        KALTOS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            22  20  0  105  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 HEADSMAN 46-4423             19   7  1  104  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        33  29  0  102  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOLO 40-4614                 20  12  0   99  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          38  20  0   98  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 TOO HIGH 84-26783            23  19  1   98  INNERVISIONS (1853)        BLACKSTONE
 CAO CAO 72-8791              26  25  1   97  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 WARDRA 82-56471              18   7  0   97  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1879)    DWES EG
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          19  24  1   95  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 DIAZ 14-5026                 21  27  1   94  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368           19   6  2   94  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 RYO 31-6470                  22  25  1   92  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         25  11  1   91  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 HOT MESS 84-45578            23  15  2   91  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      17   5  0   91  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADEMA 61-3093                30  21  0   89  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 ISHIBO 31-6441               20  28  2   89  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           19   7  1   89  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 HERITAGE 17-7710             19   4  0   89  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     16  11  1   89  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1901)      BLACKSTONE
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            21  11  2   87  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      30  26  2   85  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    19   5  6   84  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       27  34  2   83  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            23  15  0   83  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              22  18  1   83  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       12   4  0   80  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           24  34  0   79  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 SPIRALS 75-3613              41   8  1   78  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         19  19  0   77  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     22   8  0   75  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 TAMBA 97-6138                13  10  4   75  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 COLTRANE 12-7034             34  52  0   73  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          20  18  4   73  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           20  40  0   73  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 COREA 12-7086                34  42  0   70  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         24  12  2   69  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042        19  12  1   69  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  18  26  1   69  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         21  16  1   68  APOKOLIPS (1888)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942    16  21  2   67  SCORPIONS (1899)           ARUAK CITY
 LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199         15  14  2   67  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     20   9  0   66  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 FUERDAI 1-9286               18   6  2   66  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           18   6  2   66  BATTLE OF LA (1898)        BLACKSTONE
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         16   2  1   66  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           12  30  4   65  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 DERAILED 72-6912             14   4  0   63  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      11  23  5   62  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         25  25  0   61  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE
 MEGA-MAN 21-8192             19  21  2   61  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           22  20  2   59  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             22  16  0   59  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044  19  29  1   59  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            16   3  3   59  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
-BUMBLE RUMBLE 20-284         17   6  1   58  PHILANTHROLORDS (1903)     SEAM
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         14   1  2   56  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
-RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             14  14  0   56  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       31  40  1   55  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 R-1 18-9490                  18   4  1   55  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        17  16  0   55  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 JAROBI 24-5158               25  29  3   54  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   18  14  0   54  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 WATSON 9-5695                17   5  0   54  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776           20  17  2   52  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
 COSMO 19-4498                33  34  0   51  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 THE CHAMPION 9-5794          12   2  0   51  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 CORWIN 21-8086               22  19  1   50  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
-SOME KINDA PATE 81-2224      17  20  0   50  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 NUCKY 10-6433                16  18  0   50  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 HOFFA 18-9369                46 153  0   49  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          43  39  1   49  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     17   9  1   48  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          15  18  1   47  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            39  43  1   41  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 THE POSTMAN 25-5867          16  15  1   41  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1887)    LYRATILAN
 THE GNOME 84-26786           25  18  0   40  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 PART POWER 13-5627           33  49  0   34  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 BLOCK 26-5168                12  10  0   32  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         18  27  0   28  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      20  22  1   27  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-RACOON 99-6151                9   2  4   26  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111  24   7  2 SOUL WARRIORS 357      SCREAMING END 84-32894    694

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Heartbreak -- Hotel!... but seriously, I see a vacancy in your profile there. -- 
Portraitist *breaker of hearts*, Big Idea

Tower eunuchs swear the best weapon is the simple pole!  Hmmm... -- Elucidator, mgr 
Big Idea

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEPP was viciously subdued by DANG LEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
GLAMDRING was savagely defeated by MR. CHUCK in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
PORTRAITIST was vanquished by POE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LONG-N-SLIM was overpowered by TICK ... TOCK in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HOUND ARCHON was vanquished by HEADSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WARDRA overpowered CELL BLOCK A in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SIERRA was vanquished by ALBERT KING in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title duel.
NICK SEAFORT overpowered RIB IAYE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FLESH HUNTER was overpowered by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC beat NITROGLYCERIN in a exciting 2 minute fight.
ROGUE WAVE was subdued by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
CRACKED BELL viciously subdued SLINKY in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
RUTH outlasted BLACKBERRY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory conflict.
FENDER won victory over IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
PULLED ORC lost to JOB in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
YONDER ORPHAN devastated GARLIC ARAOI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RUN'S HOUSE was demolished by LITTLE DRAGON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SYCAMORE STYLE narrowly defeated ONUPHRE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
LATE AFTERNOON devastated AYLIAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIZZY GILLESPIE was demolished by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was viciously subdued by BABY BACK RIBS in a 2 minute fray.
DRAGON FRUIT demolished LONE WOLF in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CANNED SAVRADESE savagely defeated ERIK in a 2 minute gory duel.
DARWIN defeated Q-TIP in a action packed 3 minute brutal match.
PRADUS was vanquished by LUCY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
INNARD SKINARD narrowly defeated BAD BORSCHT in a action packed 2 minute competition.
ELMORE JAMES was beaten by MEGABOLOX in a 3 minute fight.
THE HAMILTONS luckily beat KATRINA in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
SOGGY was savagely defeated by ARCHED EYELID in a popular 3 minute gory match.
DOUBLE TRUE was overpowered by KATRINA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
JEX narrowly defeated VIBRANT THING in a action packed 4 minute gory contest.
DOBBIE was devastated by BATTLING BOB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
KHELOLIR was beaten by MARY MARY in a 2 minute fray.
ANGEL CAKE was overpowered by COME AS YOU ARE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TALON slimly lost to ROBERT PAULSON in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
KERN was narrowly defeated by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 2 minute gory duel.
WOMAN AT THE WELL was handily defeated by JIMMY WIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KURT COBAIN overpowered COWBOYS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOE MAMA was viciously subdued by HOGSHEAD in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
ICE WIND was viciously subdued by ALIEN in a popular 2 minute bloody conflict.
GRAHAM CRACKER was overpowered by TOCK .. TICK in a 2 minute uneven competition.
FLAME SPIDER savagely defeated JIMMY THE HAND in a exciting 2 minute gory fight.
ZENSU LASAGNA vanquished BUGS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
STORMCROWE PIE defeated DIGITALIS in a action packed 2 minute competition.
GAMMA CEPHEI demolished CAPABLANCA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
MIGHTY MANFRED demolished STYGIAN HAG in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
IRON HANDED was overcome by SAND MAGGOT in a 2 minute contest.
VIOLENT PACIFICATION slimly won victory over ILL SUBLIMINAL in a 15 minute match.
ROBERT JOHNSON was savagely defeated by TEDDY RUXPIN in a 6 minute battle.
AGONY GIGGLE was devastated by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TEQUILA viciously subdued SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
EARLY ONE MORNING devastated KRILL SOUP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
DAISY overcame HEARTBREAK in a exciting 1 minute contest.
HOPTICAL ILLUSION beat CANDY MAN in a 2 minute fight.
RZA vanquished OSWALD ORC in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
GALILEO was overpowered by THIRD COURSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHATMON overpowered COG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JOE WILLIAMS slimly won victory over USURPER in a popular 8 minute gory bout.
MORK CALLING ORSON overpowered JMJ in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
SOLINARI was demolished by ALLAWALLA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven battle.
UNFORTUNATE RAKE was butchered by SCREAMING END in a 1 minute bloody uneven match.
FOREVER PORCH was overpowered by UGH LEE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
BOA defeated HOLLOW MAN in a popular 1 minute fight.
HOFFA viciously subdued WILLIE BROWN in a unpopular 16 minute brutal duel.
FATHER CAT viciously subdued TOO HIGH in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
GLORY was viciously subdued by GORDONS in a popular 4 minute gory battle.
RYO was vanquished by CHUCKY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
SEYMORE GUTTS was narrowly defeated by REBUILD in a popular 8 minute gory duel.
BUTTERCUP was overcome by HANAKO-SAN in a action packed 6 minute bloody match.
RARE BREED vanquished IRON-PLATED IRV in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided match.
INCREDIBLE SPEED was devastated by HEADHUNTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
CREAMED MALCORN unbelievably bested KASPAROV in a exciting 8 minute gruesome fight.
BICYCLE RACE subdued SNAKE BITE in a popular 1 minute brutal contest.
JANIS JOBLIN savagely defeated THEATRE BUM in a action packed 1 minute brutal duel.
MARTY MCFLY vanquished CAO CAO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
DOLGAN was savagely defeated by 3 LIBRAS in a exciting 2 minute bloody competition.
COLONEL WIZEN was demolished by DEF JAM SHIRT in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRANSFORMERS was overcome by HI-TOP FADE in a 2 minute melee.
AIR RAID was defeated by KATRINA in a exciting 2 minute bout.
DOUBLE E overpowered FUERDAI in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
SNOWBALL V was devastated by SOLO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome uneven bout.
JACK B. NIMBLE overpowered COSMO in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was overcome by LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
R-1 was vanquished by HORRIFYING ATTACK in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
PEEKING DUCK was vanquished by COLYN SHEA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
POSTMORTEM was savagely defeated by PAPA'S BANKBOOK in a action packed 4 minute match.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by THE TAKEOVER in a action packed 3 minute gory fray.
SPIRALS handily defeated ROSIE THE RIVETER in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
HERITAGE viciously subdued DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
ATTILA THE BUM handily defeated MASTER PLAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE GNOME was savagely defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 3 minute bloody bout.
CORWIN was subdued by COLTRANE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fray.
DIAZ vanquished THE ROCK SHOW in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
DERAILED defeated AAN'ALLEIN in a 2 minute fight.
KID FUNKY FRIED vanquished WATSON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PAC-MAN viciously subdued BEA HEADER in a action packed 2 minute gruesome contest.
DIFFERENT RULER handily defeated B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
MEGA-MAN was demolished by SEDAN OF BAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
MAJESTIC BELL overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
SECOND MATE was devastated by HOT MESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
ADEMA viciously subdued WEST WOOD in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal match.
50 STAR GENERAL was vanquished by HERMY in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
SAINT ANNIE demolished B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
MIC CHECK demolished B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
SIR MARCUS THE BOLD was demolished by STONE GOSSARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FIRE IN BABYLON demolished LOVE PINK in a exciting 2 minute uneven duel.
POWER PUNCH was beaten by PRIVATEER in a 2 minute bout.
PART POWER was overpowered by ATHROGATE IRONFORGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COREA overpowered THE POSTMAN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
TAMBA narrowly defeated THE CHAMPION in a action packed 6 minute gory conflict.
NUCKY was demolished by ISHIBO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DARQUE PREACHER was viciously subdued by EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute bout.
JAROBI was overpowered by RUY LOPEZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
WHOOPIE DOO devastated LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
IOTA DRACONIS was savagely defeated by NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a 2 minute bout.
BLOCK was defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
LONGSHOREMAN vanquished SKILLET LIBEL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FOREIGN SHORE was overpowered by QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
METAL BRACE unbelievably bested BLACKGUARD in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MAIN EVENT was overpowered by HERMY in a action packed 1 minute uneven contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      49         PARRY-RIPOSTE     41 -  21 -  1      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  40         STRIKING ATTACK  127 -  81 -  2      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     33         LUNGING ATTACK   224 - 168 -  3      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         SLASHING ATTACK   51 -  54 -  1      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  23         AIMED BLOW       233 - 247 -  1      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   19         PARRY-STRIKE      35 -  39 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY      124 - 147 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         WALL OF STEEL     81 - 105 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-LUNGE       37 -  49 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    75 - 114 -  0      40  |

Turn 694 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  2     AIMED BLOW        24 - 25         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    27 - 13     TOTAL PARRY       16 - 17         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 11     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      7 - 12     
                              BASHING ATTACK     8 - 15     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ALBERT KING 6-6821         50  34  0  263 BLACK AND BLUES (1632)
BASHING ATTACK   YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387       44  15  2  263 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
AIMED BLOW       LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087      34  32  1  240 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              76  60  0  237 SHEPHERDS (1713)
TOTAL PARRY      COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871     58  50  0  226 RUN DMC (1626)
STRIKING ATTACK  BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049     26  11  2  220 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)
WALL OF STEEL    TOCK .. TICK 60-512        40  27  0  214 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
PARRY-STRIKE     HOGSHEAD 74-4372           37  26  2  207 COUNTRY PIE (1669)
SLASHING ATTACK  MR. CHUCK 98-4029          36  26  7  204 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    53  75  0  184 BLUE NOTE (1642)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
KASPAROV 46-4450.  The ten other most popular fighters were PULLED ORC 45-4702, 
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346, USURPER 46-4447, HANAKO-SAN 25-5800, BLACKBERRY 98-3339, 
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237, TALON 46-3692, LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833, and 
CRACKED BELL 3-7506.

The least popular fighter this week was WILLIE BROWN 6-6944.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOFFA 18-8478, ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084, VIOLENT PACIFICATION 
21-6180, FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456, NUCKY 10-6433, THE POSTMAN 25-5867, LOVE PINK 1-9204, 
WATSON 9-5695, THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042, and MASTER PLAN 84--29073.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  4 0  SUNSET(21)           4  3 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           5  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  5 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  4 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  5 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  3 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ARADI(60)            4  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  3 0  MORYA(28)            6  0 0  JURINE(61)           6  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  2 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  3 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  4 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  4 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  DWES EG(82)          2  4 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  3 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      14  7 1  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            3  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      58  50  0  226  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 LUCY 2-6090                 33  11  0  215  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         39  20  1  234  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        25  11  1   91  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387        44  15  2  263  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ALBERT KING 6-6821          50  34  0  263  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    45  37  0  224  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         47  35  2  148  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              45  37  0  200  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        52  40  1  157  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     53  75  0  184  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              44  25  0  194  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 29  25  0  204  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407            23  19  0  193  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   45  24  0  162  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            19   4  0   89  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121               76  60  0  237  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               33  34  0   51  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513        31  18  2  231  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   47  45  0  275  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      26  11  2  220  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              37  29  0  201  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BLOCK 26-5168               12  10  0   32  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             40  24  1  181  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368          19   6  2   94  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             67  81  3  195  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087       34  32  1  240  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     57  47  0  199  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      41  62  0  173  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                28  13  1  185  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111    24   7  2  126  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471  27  15  0  167  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695      48  27  0  235  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833         24  33  0  130  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042       19  12  1   69  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 PULLED ORC 45-4702          42  27  1  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         63  50  0  191  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        44  27  0  192  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419      40  40  4  184  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512         40  27  0  214  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401        40  43  2  199  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            55  37  0  220  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711        21  10  0  130  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            37  26  2  207  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 IRON HANDED 75-3508         49  47  2  148  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         47  53  2  180  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82--23740   40  30  1  201  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038    30  13  1  217  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997               20  29  3  182  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776        29  47  4  197  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029           36  26  7  204  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 PRADUS 99-3707              39  28  4  194  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE