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Date   : 10/05/2016    Duedate: 10/18/2016

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 696

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1771   25   18   0 58.1      ALLERGY 82/1844
    BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1879                    MCPANTS 82/1785
  2 EMPIRE 10/1851       131   95   2 58.0      THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
    LES MENTORS 17/1882                      10 FIST 26/1889        2270 2168  28 51.1
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         QUEEN 9/1629
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        JAY-Z 10/1709
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        TRIBE 24/1648
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      B.I.G. 32/1683
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      RUN DMC 1/1626
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    VANITY 84/1855
  3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     84   61   0 57.9      DIGNITY 84/1883
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      SIC 'EM 84/1905
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     BIRDEMIC 84/1751
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     HAIR DAY 84/1841
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  PEARL JAM 4/1638
  4 WRATHMEN 30/727      267  201   2 57.1      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   CRITICALS 75/1635
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 I WANT YOU 3/1699
  5 DRACO 56/1858       1431 1081  10 57.0      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             NEVERMIND 84/1790
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            HERO BLUES 84/1875
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            STILLMATIC 36/1652
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         WILD STYLE 84/1791
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796                  INNERVISIONS 84/1853
  6 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   163  127   0 56.2      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
  7 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146  1399 1154  18 54.8      PAID IN FULL 84/1868
  8 HOMER'S PET 74/1569  675  569   3 54.3      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765                      TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                    A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682                    BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764                   I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685                 TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
  9 GET 56/1814           79   71   2 52.7      WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
    BALTO 6/1793                                IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    CURSED 98/1829                              CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891
    ERRATA 25/1802                              PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
    ERRATA 81/1823                              BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    RANDOM 30/1803                           11 GWAR 82/1731         356  377   7 48.6
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              MMM BEER!! 13/1710
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           U PAY I SLAY 5/1756
    DEADLY RAGE 72/708                          SERPENTS HOLD 2/1546
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    MY CARTOONS 72/1850                         SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                        SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723                      U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1876                      SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1901                   16 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   45   53   2 45.9
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                      FACES OF DEATH 25/1801
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730                     CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799
    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872                  17 ORDER 14/1754        210  258   2 44.9
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    ORDER 36/1780
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   SEINFELD 19/1741
 12 HERO ALLIANC 35/609  278  311   1 47.2      TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357                        OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    WHEEL OF TIME 25/725                     18 BIG IDEA 47/1866       3    4   0 42.9
    MELODY MAYHEM 43/1845                    19 AVENGERS 31/1321     157  224   0 41.2
 13 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831   80   90   3 47.1      BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
 14 AMBER 21/1857        151  171   2 46.9      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    YOUNG GUNS 59/1907                       20 ARROGANCE 18/755     592  968  11 37.9
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695                      21 APOKOLIPS 75/1888     24   54   0 30.8
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                         SCORPIONS 11/1899
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721                       THE ELITE 60/1818
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749                     DEAD LEGENDS 21/1873
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694                   THE SOVEREIGN 42/1809
 15 T-3 98/1591          406  469   4 46.4      EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1887
    MMMM BEER 13/1772                        22-PHILANTHROL 20/1903    2   16   0 11.1

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey!  Woodhaven here, again.

Out of 127 fights, there were just six challenge fights this time, one of which was 
the Title fight, as I guess it should be.  And three fighters posted avoids.

UNFORTUNATE RAKE (38-5111) (25-7-2,139) of SOUL WARRIORS fought PORTRAITIST (47-2724) 
(28-18-0,145) of BIG IDEA.  UNFORTUNATE RAKE vanquished PORTRAITIST in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute one-sided melee.  It was a good fight.  Too bad, though, that 
Portraitist used his avoids on Clan of Carnage.

ONUPHRE (31-3385) (68-81-3,217) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! challenged RUTH (18-10121) (77-
60-0,251) of SHEPHERDS.  ONUPHRE viciously subdued RUTH in a popular 4 minute gruesome 
Challenge match.  Onuphre avoided Aesir, probably to make sure his own challenge would 
go through.  Smart move, I assume.  And Onuphre is top Basher.

MEGABOLOX (47-4312) (29-18-1,173) of WEIRD ALCHEMY challenged CANNED SAVRADESE (7-
6311) (44-31-11,187) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  MEGABOLOX was devastated by CANNED SAVRADESE 
in a 6 minute Challenge contest.  Megabolox avoided The Confederates, which sucked for 
him because nobody from that team even fought.

NICK SEAFORT (21-7513) (32-18-2,245) of CELESTIAL WRATH challenged DANG LEN (62-4694) 
(56-37-0,239) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  NICK SEAFORT was devastated by DANG LEN in a 2 
minute Challenge Title fight.  Of course, Dang Len is still the top Aimed Blow.

LONG-N-SLIM (42-4833) (24-34-0,140) of THE SOVEREIGN challenged SCREAMING END (84-
32894) (24-12-4,180) of HERO BLUES.  LONG-N-SLIM was devastated by SCREAMING END in a 
1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.

PAC-MAN (21-8191) (23-18-1,100) of DEAD LEGENDS challenged CANDY MAN (6-7005) (28-18-
1,147) of BLACK AND BLUES.  PAC-MAN was overpowered by CANDY MAN in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge brawl.

ROSIE THE RIVETER (11-7942) (16-22-2,43) of SCORPIONS challenged FIRE IN BABYLON (84-
43050) (17-11-1,100) of FEAR FACTORY 4.  ROSIE THE RIVETER was overpowered by FIRE IN 
BABYLON in a 1 minute Challenge melee.

COME AS YOU ARE (84-25038) (31-13-1,232) of NEVERMIND fought JOB (18-6129) (50-174-
0,201) of SHEPHERDS.  COME AS YOU ARE viciously subdued JOB in an exciting 4 minute 
bloody fray.  Job is still the best-liked fighter in Home Guard.  He may lose a lot, 
but he sure puts on a great show.  And Come as You Are, he's the top Striker.

POE (97-5615) (25-25-5,190) of CHIEFS 4 fought LATE AFTERNOON (41-4695) (48-28-0,200) 
of LAZY SUNDAY.  POE defeated LATE AFTERNOON in an exciting 5 minute gory bout.  Late 
Afternoon was voted this turn's favorite.

Okay, and the least popular fighter this turn is Air Raid.  Let's see if you can guess 
why.  DARWIN (10-6236) (46-37-0,202) of THE MENTORS fought AIR RAID (84-32877) (22-17-
0,151) of I SHALL BE FREE.  DARWIN outwaited AIR RAID in a 14 minute bout.

Three unlucky sods bought the big one this time out.

SOLINARI (82-41826) (22-22-1,121) of MOONS OF KRYNN fought BICYCLE RACE (9-5609) (48-
35-2,150) of QUEEN.  SOLINARI was murdered by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute mismatched 
duel.

SYCAMORE STYLE (32-5805) (49-36-4,186) of B.I.G. fought ANGEL CAKE (45-4737) (25-16-
1,180) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  SYCAMORE STYLE savagely slew ANGEL CAKE in a 2 minute 
gruesome fight.

SNAKE BITE (56-4343) (34-31-0,158) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought COG (5-4132) (33-33-2,165) 
of TECHNOLOGY.  SNAKE BITE killed COG in an action packed 1 minute duel.

The top Lunger is Crosstown Traffic.  CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC (22-7035) (48-45-0,286) of ARE 
YOU ? fought KERN (36-7601) (28-14-1,187) of ORDER. CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC slimly won 
victory over KERN in a 2 minute duel.

The top PR is Dream of Day, which is a pretty name, I think.  DREAM OF DAY (30-4750) 
(33-15-2,264) of RANDOM fought JEX (14-4848) (30-25- 0,206) of ORDER.  DREAM OF DAY 
overpowered JEX in a 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.

The top Parry-Strike is Hogshead.  HOGSHEAD (74-4372) (38-26-2,221) of COUNTRY PIE 
fought TALON (46-3692) (31-25-4,202) of MILE HIGH CLUB. HOGSHEAD overpowered TALON in 
a popular 1 minute uneven duel.

Okay, Slinky is our top TP.  COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) (59-50-0,234) of RUN DMC fought 
SLINKY (25-3080) (38-29-0,220) of FACES OF DEATH.  COLOSSEUM HALLS was viciously 
subdued by SLINKY in a popular 7 minute gruesome bout.

Kurt Cobain is the top Slasher.  KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (64-50-0,204) of THE 27 CLUB 
fought COGSWORTH (25-5527) (26-15-1,169) of ERRATA.  KURT COBAIN handily defeated 
COGSWORTH in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

Dobbie is the top Wall of Steel.  Hence, "action packed."  FLESH HUNTER (47-6053) (45-
27-0,203) of BAAL'S MINIONS fought DOBBIE (84-30850) (44-60-2,188) of PEEP SHOW.  
FLESH HUNTER was savagely defeated by DOBBIE in an action packed 4 minute bloody duel.

Last and probably least, the top Parry-Lunge is Dizzy Gillespie.  DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-
5792) (54-75-0,201) of BLUE NOTE fought COWBOYS (97-5301) (21-21-4,156) of DEAD MAN'S 
HAND.  DIZZY GILLESPIE handily defeated COWBOYS in an exciting 3 minute gory one-sided 
fight.

So... lots of news, though I can't say I've found a deeper meaning in it all.  Not 
that I was looking. 

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven 

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANG LEN 62-4694             57  37  0  259  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    49  45  0  296  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         34  15  2  278  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 LUCY 2-6090                  35  11  0  243  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     32  13  1  240  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             39  26  2  235  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              69  81  3  234  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 SLINKY 25-3080               39  29  0  233  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     42  30  1  230  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 PRADUS 99-3707               41  28  4  227  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       50  36  5  226  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 DEPP 2-6071                  35  11  1  224  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             24  20  0  222  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           54  27  2  221  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ERIK 56-3399                 71  91  1  217  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       37  18  1  216  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 ICE WIND 47-7758             46  23  1  214  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 MEABEER 56-3899              33  24  0  214  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          65  50  0  213  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 POE 97-5615                  26  25  5  213  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           43  36  3  212  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 DOBBIE 84-30850              45  60  2  211  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       44  45  4  209  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          34  41  1  209  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SOGGY 96-4997                22  29  3  209  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            42  20  1  206  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       41  41  4  206  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            37  27  7  205  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           35  31  1  205  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 BACK 56-3949                 32  24  0  205  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 DARWIN 10-6236               47  37  0  204  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          27  10  2  204  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      55  75  0  203  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 JOB 18-6129                  50 175  0  203  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          41  28  0  203  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      45  31 11  202  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           43  28  1  202  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       59  51  0  201  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 FENDER 22-7186               35  20  0  201  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 RZA 84-38190                 33  13  1  201  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         29  26  0  201  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        51  28  0  198  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       39  33  0  197  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        34  34  1  197  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 RUTH 18-10121                77  61  0  196  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         45  16  2  196  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 SIERRA 13-5616               45  26  0  196  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                  30  26  0  196  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         32  19  2  195  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             28  35  4  195  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       38  20  0  194  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       48  29  0  193  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 TALON 46-3692                31  26  4  193  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   29  15  0  193  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           27  41  5  193  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 WAIT 25-5378                 26  21  0  193  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          47  49  0  192  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         45  28  0  192  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK
 LONE WOLF 31-162             49  69  1  191  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          48  54  2  191  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      58  48  0  190  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        42  26  3  190  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 TEQUILA 28-5341              41  25  1  190  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          40  21  1  189  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         39  37  1  189  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       27  12  2  189  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          40  36  1  188  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 GORDONS 28-5337              31  11  0  187  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 KERN 36-7601                 28  15  1  187  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 ALIEN 22-7113                30  24  2  186  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 MARY MARY 1-8872             50  59  1  184  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         30  48  4  184  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       25  12  4  183  HERO BLUES (1875)          BLACKSTONE
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        27  24  3  182  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    47  24  0  180  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           25  17  1  180  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         71  60  0  179  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ALBERT KING 6-6821           50  36  0  178  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             49  40  1  178  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 DIGITALIS 33-6862            32  37  1  178  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          49  35  3  177  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         53  41  1  176  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         40  45  2  176  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            35  26  2  176  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 UGH LEE 24-5247              19   1  1  176  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       41  64  0  173  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          35  48  1  173  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    33  18  0  173  MMMM BEER (1772)           DULLENS
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            29  19  1  172  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           36  32  0  171  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 COGSWORTH 25-5527            26  16  1  171  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 GLAMDRING 33-2328            51  39  1  170  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 32  25  0  170  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 DAISY 14-4967                37  28  0  169  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 SERIAL KILLER 25-1514        22  19  1  168  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          63  67  0  166  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     45  39  0  166  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BOA 1-8830                   38  64  0  166  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         37  16  0  163  SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796)  MALCORN
 CHATMON 6-6992               27  24  3  163  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CHUCKY 22-7121               22  11  1  161  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915           19   5  0  161  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
-WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    54  37  1  160  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     26   7  2  160  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        31  22  0  159  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 COG 5-4132                   33  34  2  158  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 AIR RAID 84-32877            22  18  0  158  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 COWBOYS 97-5301              21  22  4  157  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         54  18  2  156  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       49  33  0  156  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           35  16  0  156  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 JMJ 1-9161                   31  26  1  156  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 Q-TIP 24-5090                26  15  0  154  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368           21   6  2  154  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 BUGS 47-7737                 21  40  1  154  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       50  28  1  153  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          19   7  1  153  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 RARE BREED 28-5350           39  21  0  151  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       41  68  4  149  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             29  18  1  149  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-HEADHUNTER 25-3346           24  17  2  149  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          24  35  0  143  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          49  49  2  142  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 WARDRA 82-56471              20   7  0  142  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1879)    DWES EG
 UPPER DECK 6-6268            31  26  0  141  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 KASPAROV 46-4450             28  17  2  137  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 PORTRAITIST 47-2724          28  19  0  137  BIG IDEA (1866)            NORTH FORK
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           26  24  0  137  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 DIAZ 14-5026                 22  28  1  137  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        40  73  1  136  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          38  26  0  136  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            22  17  0  135  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1876)      BLACKSTONE
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237         22  20  1  134  U PAY I SLAY (1756)        KALTOS
 GLORY 35-2429                48  37  0  133  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       35  34  0  133  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           25  15  3  133  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 USURPER 46-4447              24   8  1  133  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       32   9  2  132  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 GALILEO 9-5706               46  45  5  131  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            23  21  0  131  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           16  22  4  131  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         21  12  0  130  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 DOLGAN 56-751                46 103  5  129  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        33  31  0  127  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      19   5  0  125  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD
 HOFFA 18-8478                50 176  1  124  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         24  38  0  124  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        24  24  2  123  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 REBUILD 36-7697              34  35  0  122  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SOLINARI 82-41826            22  23  1  122  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       30  30  0  119  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CATS 82-46868                19  15  0  115  ALLERGY (1844)             DWES EG
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      48  67  0  112  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BEDTIME 84-49248             14  63  0  111  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
-CREDITS 81-2280              28  23  1  108  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           23  21  2  107  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 HERITAGE 17-7710             21   4  0  106  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
-HEADSMAN 46-4423             19   7  1  104  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            27  20  1  102  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 SORA 82-50103                22  23  0  102  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     18  11  1  102  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1901)      BLACKSTONE
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         26  30  0  101  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WILCE 25-5530                27  14  0  100  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 HOT MESS 84-45578            24  16  2  100  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        23  18  2  100  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              23  19  1  100  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
 FAITH 47-8944                23  28  1  100  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 SOLO 40-4614                 21  13  0  100  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 COREA 12-7086                36  42  0   98  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 TOO HIGH 84-26783            23  21  1   98  INNERVISIONS (1853)        BLACKSTONE
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          19  26  1   96  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            23  11  2   95  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 SPIRALS 75-3613              43   8  1   93  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    21   5  6   93  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          39  21  0   92  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           20   6  2   92  BATTLE OF LA (1898)        BLACKSTONE
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       14   4  0   91  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             24  16  0   90  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          17  18  1   90  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         27  25  0   88  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE
 FUERDAI 1-9286               19   7  2   88  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           20   8  1   87  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 COLTRANE 12-7034             35  53  0   86  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     24   8  0   85  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           25  35  0   84  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         18   2  1   84  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 TAMBA 97-6138                14  11  4   84  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      22  22  1   83  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       32  41  1   82  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         20  20  0   82  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 WATSON 9-5695                18   6  0   81  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           12  23  6   81  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       28  35  2   80  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         26  12  1   80  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         16   1  2   80  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            24  16  0   79  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     21  10  0   79  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            16   5  3   78  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      31  27  2   76  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   19  15  0   76  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 IMPALA 81-240                21   8  2   74  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 NUCKY 10-6433                18  18  0   73  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 DOMINO 25-5865               20  12  1   72  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1887)    LYRATILAN
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        18  17  0   70  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 WILD BILL 59-2968            16   6  1   70  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          23  19  0   68  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         22  17  1   68  APOKOLIPS (1888)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          21  19  4   68  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           23  21  2   67  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 RYO 31-6470                  22  27  1   67  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       22  18  0   67  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 SCORPION KING 47-4718        15   4  1   67  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             15  15  0   67  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      12  24  5   67  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 CLOWN 14-4418                25  38  0   66  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          20   8  0   66  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     18  10  1   66  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           13  31  4   66  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 CAO CAO 72-8791              26  27  1   64  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 MEGA-MAN 21-8192             20  22  2   63  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
 SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044  20  30  1   63  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 BLOCK 26-5168                13  11  0   63  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 GYGES 98-5012                 9  15  4   63  CURSED (1829)              SYVYN'S HILL
 MAMBA 2-6100                 14   8  0   62  SERPENTS HOLD (1546)       NIANIA
 THE GNOME 84-26786           26  19  0   59  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 DERAILED 72-6912             14   6  0   59  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          44  40  1   58  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         25  13  2   58  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 PICAROON 28-5202             21   4  0   57  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 R-1 18-9490                  19   5  1   57  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498                34  35  0   56  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 JAROBI 24-5158               25  31  3   56  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CORWIN 21-8086               22  21  1   56  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199         15  16  2   56  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 ADEMA 61-3093                30  23  0   55  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 THE POSTMAN 25-5867          16  17  1   54  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1887)    LYRATILAN
 AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776           21  18  2   52  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
 THE CHAMPION 9-5794          13   3  0   51  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-ANIMAL 4-6948                15   2  3   50  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           20  42  0   49  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942    16  23  2   49  SCORPIONS (1899)           ARUAK CITY
 ISHIBO 31-6441               20  30  2   46  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  18  28  1   46  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 HOFFA 18-9369                46 155  0   44  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 STRAY CAT 81-242             23  18  0   44  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042        19  14  1   44  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       11   6  1   44  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         19  28  0   43  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            39  45  1   38  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 PART POWER 13-5627           33  51  0   37  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 RACOON 99-6151                9   3  4   32  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SOLINARI 82-41826         22  23  1 MOONS OF KRYNN 1877    BICYCLE RACE 9-5609       696
ANGEL CAKE 45-4737        25  17  1 SHEWISH BUFFET 1722    SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805    696
COG 5-4132                33  34  2 TECHNOLOGY 1639        SNAKE BITE 56-4343        696

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Poe -- Again!  Again! -- Portraitist, Big Idea

Has Sheila reached 'peak-magic'? -- Elucidator, mgr Big Idea

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NICK SEAFORT was devastated by DANG LEN in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
ONUPHRE viciously subdued RUTH in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.
MEGABOLOX was devastated by CANNED SAVRADESE in a 6 minute Challenge contest.
LONG-N-SLIM was devastated by SCREAMING END in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
PAC-MAN was overpowered by CANDY MAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ROSIE THE RIVETER was overpowered by FIRE IN BABYLON in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC slimly won victory over KERN in a 2 minute duel.
HOGSHEAD overpowered TALON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DEPP defeated LITTLE DRAGON in a action packed 3 minute match.
LUCY beat PULLED ORC in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
RUN'S HOUSE devastated BLACKBERRY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CRACKED BELL was savagely defeated by INNARD SKINARD in a popular 4 minute brawl.
FIGHTING ILLINI handily defeated ARCHED EYELID in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
COME AS YOU ARE viciously subdued JOB in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
YONDER ORPHAN slimly lost to KHELOLIR in a popular 2 minute brutal brawl.
BABY BACK RIBS was luckily beaten by JIMMY THE HAND in a exciting 3 minute bout.
DREAM OF DAY overpowered JEX in a 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was viciously subdued by SLINKY in a popular 7 minute gruesome bout.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was demolished by BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DRAGON FRUIT devastated DAISY in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
ALBERT KING was vanquished by MR. CHUCK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
RIB IAYE lost to TOCK .. TICK in a 2 minute fray.
PRADUS overpowered ROBERT PAULSON in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
DARWIN outwaited AIR RAID in a 14 minute bout.
SYCAMORE STYLE savagely slew ANGEL CAKE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
DIZZY GILLESPIE handily defeated COWBOYS in a exciting 3 minute gory one-sided fight.
POE defeated LATE AFTERNOON in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
SIERRA slimly lost to ERIK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
GARLIC ARAOI slimly lost to GORDONS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
SOGGY savagely defeated TICK ... TOCK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal match.
KURT COBAIN handily defeated COGSWORTH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
RZA handily defeated SERIAL KILLER in a 1 minute uneven match.
LONE WOLF beat VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 2 minute bout.
TEQUILA was vanquished by BATTLING BOB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER overcame DIGITALIS in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
FLESH HUNTER was savagely defeated by DOBBIE in a action packed 4 minute bloody duel.
ICE WIND subdued FENDER in a action packed 6 minute bloody conflict.
JIMMY WIN overpowered GLAMDRING in a 3 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
ROGUE WAVE handily defeated HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MEABEER overpowered SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
BACK beat BOA in a action packed 2 minute bout.
JOE MAMA was savagely defeated by VIBRANT THING in a 8 minute competition.
GAMMA CEPHEI narrowly defeated DOUBLE TRUE in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
THE HAMILTONS was outlasted by GRAHAM CRACKER in a popular 7 minute battle.
ALIEN was overpowered by ALLAWALLA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MARY MARY was beaten by MORK CALLING ORSON in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
WAIT devastated JMJ in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
NITROGLYCERIN was bested by ELMORE JAMES in a popular 3 minute brawl.
SAND MAGGOT savagely defeated DIAZ in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory duel.
FLAME SPIDER was narrowly defeated by EARLY ONE MORNING in a 7 minute brawl.
Q-TIP was overpowered by UGH LEE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ILL SUBLIMINAL vanquished CATS in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SILVER SEAS was demolished by CHUCKY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ZENSU LASAGNA was devastated by COLYN SHEA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SNAKE BITE killed COG in a action packed 1 minute duel.
HOFFA was beaten by SHARP TIE in a popular 4 minute fight.
THIRD COURSE overpowered DOUBLE E in a 1 minute uneven melee.
JANIS JOBLIN luckily beat STORMCROWE PIE in a exciting 3 minute battle.
IGNORANCE viciously subdued JACK B. NIMBLE in a 2 minute gory fight.
ROBERT JOHNSON bested KRILL SOUP in a action packed 1 minute match.
3 LIBRAS was devastated by HANAKO-SAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
TEDDY RUXPIN narrowly defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a popular 17 minute gory fight.
CAPABLANCA devastated BEDTIME in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CHATMON beat SEYMORE GUTTS in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
SOLINARI was murdered by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FOREVER PORCH was demolished by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNFORTUNATE RAKE vanquished PORTRAITIST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided melee.
REBUILD was demolished by WARDRA in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
HEARTBREAK was demolished by AGONY GIGGLE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
FATHER CAT was demolished by DOLGAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GLORY savagely defeated HI-TOP FADE in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
UPPER DECK overpowered INCREDIBLE SPEED in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fray.
RARE BREED handily defeated FAST-FINGERS FRED in a popular 2 minute mismatched match.
USURPER beat HOT MESS in a action packed 1 minute duel.
KASPAROV demolished FAITH in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
STYGIAN HAG was vanquished by COLONEL WIZEN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
CREAMED MALCORN was bested by GALILEO in a 2 minute battle.
BUGS narrowly defeated IRON HANDED in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.
MIGHTY MANFRED handily defeated SEDAN OF BAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARTY MCFLY demolished DEF JAM SHIRT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRANSFORMERS was devastated by HOLLOW MAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KID FUNKY FRIED viciously subdued TOO HIGH in a popular 2 minute gruesome melee.
HERITAGE devastated COLTRANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAO CAO was devastated by WATSON in a 1 minute uneven battle.
COREA defeated TAMBA in a 2 minute brawl.
RUY LOPEZ vanquished GYGES in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BUTTERCUP viciously subdued IOTA DRACONIS in a 9 minute brutal match.
SORA won victory over MAMBA in a 2 minute fight.
SOLO vanquished DERAILED in a 2 minute uneven fray.
STRAY CAT was defeated by BEA HEADER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
TERRE HAUTE was demolished by MIC CHECK in a popular 2 minute mismatched battle.
PEEKING DUCK viciously subdued PART POWER in a popular 2 minute gory conflict.
POSTMORTEM was overpowered by NUCKY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided bout.
COSMO was handily defeated by SNOWBALL V in a 1 minute uneven competition.
IMPALA vanquished WEST WOOD in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
ANGRY LIGHTNING defeated HOUND ARCHON in a exciting 1 minute duel.
HORRIFYING ATTACK viciously subdued EVISSIRATOR in a 2 minute bloody fray.
SPIRALS won victory over BLACKGUARD in a action packed 5 minute duel.
ATTILA THE BUM vanquished ATHROGATE IRONFORGE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HORROR OF YIG was savagely defeated by NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a 4 minute bout.
R-1 was narrowly defeated by CELL BLOCK A in a action packed 6 minute bloody fight.
THE GNOME outwaited AAN'ALLEIN in a popular 8 minute struggle.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by MEGA-MAN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal conflict.
CORWIN was bested by STONE GOSSARD in a 3 minute match.
PAPA'S BANKBOOK lost to SECOND MATE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal contest.
DIFFERENT RULER devastated JACK O'LANTERN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MAJESTIC BELL overpowered THE ROCK SHOW in a action packed 1 minute mismatched battle.
JAROBI was viciously subdued by DOMINO in a 2 minute brutal match.
WHOOPIE DOO was devastated by EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MASTER PLAN vanquished RACOON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ADEMA was overpowered by DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided bout.
CLOWN overpowered FOREIGN SHORE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided battle.
50 STAR GENERAL was overpowered by LOVE PINK in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
REDICULOUS was handily defeated by WILCE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SAINT ANNIE overpowered SIR MARCUS THE BOLD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
POWER PUNCH was beaten by WILD BILL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE TAKEOVER won victory over RYO in a exciting 3 minute bloody conflict.
DARQUE PREACHER unbelievably bested LONGSHOREMAN in a 2 minute match.
RIGHTEOUS demolished ISHIBO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE POSTMAN was defeated by WILLIE BROWN in a 4 minute duel.
BLOCK was viciously subdued by PRIVATEER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal duel.
THE CHAMPION was bested by SCORPION KING in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
PICAROON was bested by QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 2 minute gruesome conflict.
METAL BRACE was vanquished by FUERDAI in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAIN EVENT was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SKILLET LIBEL was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      58         PARRY-RIPOSTE     42 -  23 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  49         STRIKING ATTACK  139 -  90 -  2      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     34         LUNGING ATTACK   242 - 170 -  4      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         PARRY-STRIKE      37 -  39 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  24         AIMED BLOW       240 - 256 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         TOTAL PARRY      134 - 161 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         SLASHING ATTACK   44 -  57 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         PARRY-LUNGE       35 -  49 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         BASHING ATTACK    82 - 119 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         WALL OF STEEL     79 - 116 -  1      41  |

Turn 696 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  1     AIMED BLOW        28 - 30         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK   12 - 13         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    28 - 21     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  7         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  4     TOTAL PARRY       13 - 21         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK    12 - 12     WALL OF STEEL      7 - 14         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 62-4694           57  37  0  259 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)
LUNGING ATTACK   CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035  49  45  0  296 ARE YOU ? (1647)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DREAM OF DAY 30-4750       34  15  2  278 RANDOM (1803)
STRIKING ATTACK  COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038   32  13  1  240 NEVERMIND (1790)
PARRY-STRIKE     HOGSHEAD 74-4372           39  26  2  235 COUNTRY PIE (1669)
BASHING ATTACK   ONUPHRE 31-3385            69  81  3  234 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717)
TOTAL PARRY      SLINKY 25-3080             39  29  0  233 FACES OF DEATH (1801)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        65  50  0  213 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
WALL OF STEEL    DOBBIE 84-30850            45  60  2  211 PEEP SHOW (1696)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    55  75  0  203 BLUE NOTE (1642)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695.  The ten other most popular fighters were AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776, 
BLACKGUARD 5-5543, COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038, SOGGY 96-4997, FENDER 22-7186, FLAME 
SPIDER 61-3401, BUGS 47-7737, ONUPHRE 31-3385, STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734, and VIBRANT 
THING 24-5114.

The least popular fighter this week was AIR RAID 84--32659.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217, MAIN EVENT 36-7845, POWER PUNCH 13-5629, 
RACOON 99-6151, THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042, JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762, ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 
60-9038, COSMO 19-4498, PART POWER 13-5627, and GYGES 98-5012.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  5 0  SUNSET(21)           2  6 0  ARDIVENT(46)         7  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  3 0  SOLVEN(22)           3  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  5 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          6  1 1  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        5  6 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  4 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           5  2 0  MORYA(28)            4  3 0  JURINE(61)           3  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 0  IAYE(30)             2  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             5  1 1  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 1  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  5 0  JHANS(36)            0  4 0  DWES EG(82)          4  5 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      14 10 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  ZENSU(40)            3  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  5 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735          54  27  2  221  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 LUCY 2-6090                 35  11  0  243  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         40  21  1  189  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        26  12  1   80  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401      39  33  0  197  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782         47  49  0  192  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         34  41  1  209  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         49  35  3  177  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARWIN 10-6236              47  37  0  204  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        53  41  1  176  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     55  75  0  203  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              45  26  0  196  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 30  26  0  196  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407            24  20  0  222  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   47  24  0  180  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            21   4  0  106  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482         27  10  2  204  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               34  35  0   56  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513        32  19  2  195  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   49  45  0  296  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114       42  26  3  190  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              39  29  0  233  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BLOCK 26-5168               13  11  0   63  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             41  25  1  190  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 DREAM OF DAY 30-4750        34  15  2  278  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             69  81  3  234  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805      50  36  5  226  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     58  48  0  190  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      41  64  0  173  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                28  15  1  187  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111    26   7  2  160  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471  29  15  0  193  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       51  28  0  198  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833         24  35  0  143  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042       19  14  1   44  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 PULLED ORC 45-4702          43  28  1  202  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         65  50  0  213  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            46  23  1  214  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 ERIK 56-3399                71  91  1  217  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 WILD BILL 59-2968           16   6  1   70  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028           42  20  1  206  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688      37  18  1  216  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            57  37  0  259  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711        21  12  0  130  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            39  26  2  235  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 IRON HANDED 75-3508         49  49  2  142  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         48  54  2  191  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82--23740   42  30  1  230  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038    32  13  1  240  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997               22  29  3  209  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 POE 97-5615                 26  25  5  213  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      44  45  4  209  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 PRADUS 99-3707              41  28  4  227  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE