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Date   : 11/16/2016    Duedate: 11/29/2016

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DM 101    TURN 699

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 WRATHMEN 30/727      280  205   2 57.7      DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
    WRATHMEN! 41/1916                           ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                        8 HOMER'S PET 74/1569  690  578   3 54.4
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 47/1909                   HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305
  2 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1771   30   22   1 57.7      ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682
    BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1879                    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777
  3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713     93   70   0 57.1      CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                   9-TRIAL & ERR 21/1885   79   72   2 52.3
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                  10 FIST 26/1889        2416 2303  29 51.2
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  QUEEN 9/1629
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1470 1123  11 56.7      JAY-Z 10/1709
    AQUILA 62/1908                              TRIBE 24/1648
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             B.I.G. 32/1683
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             RUN DMC 1/1626
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            VANITY 84/1855
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            DIGNITY 84/1883
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         SIC 'EM 84/1905
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        BIRDEMIC 84/1751
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        HAIR DAY 84/1841
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       PEARL JAM 4/1638
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      CRITICALS 75/1635
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      I WANT YOU 3/1699
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796                  NEVERMIND 84/1790
  5 EMPIRE 10/1851       156  119   2 56.7      PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            HERO BLUES 84/1875
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         STILLMATIC 36/1652
    LES MENTORS 17/1882                         WILD STYLE 84/1791
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
  6 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   166  130   0 56.1      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1419 1164  18 54.9      BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
    AVID FANS 45/569                            ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    BAD SIGNS 83/1914                           LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    THE BULLS 73/1144                           MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          PAID IN FULL 84/1868
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    PURPLE PLATYPI 72/1913                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842                     SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                   SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890               15 AMBER 21/1857        162  191   2 45.9
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 WE GOT GAME 46/1695
 11 GWAR 82/1731         380  410   7 48.1      YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
    DEADLY RAGE 72/708                          COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    MY CARTOONS 72/1850                         STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                     16 ORDER 14/1754        218  268   3 44.9
    BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723                      ORDER 36/1780
    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1876                      SEINFELD 19/1741
    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1901                      TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730                  17 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   47   61   2 43.5
    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872                     WRECKING CREW 96/1826
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799
 12 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831   84   92   3 47.7   18 AVENGERS 31/1321     167  232   0 41.9
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
 13 HERO ALLIANC 35/609  285  316   1 47.4      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/357                        UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    WHEEL OF TIME 25/725                     19 ARROGANCE 18/755     595  971  11 38.0
    MELODY MAYHEM 43/1845                    20 APOKOLIPS 75/1888     35   70   0 33.3
 14 T-3 98/1591          417  488   4 46.1      SCORPIONS 11/1899
    MMMM BEER 13/1772                           THE ELITE 60/1818
    MMM BEER!! 13/1710                          DEAD LEGENDS 21/1873
    U PAY I SLAY 5/1756                         THE SOVEREIGN 42/1809
    SERPENTS HOLD 2/1546                        EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1887

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

Two fighters died today and I'll mention them first.

LUCY (2-6090) (35-13-0,198) of MENTOR DEMENTOR fought WARDRA (82-56471) (22-7-0,198) 
of BLOODHAMMER CLAN.  LUCY was assassinated by WARDRA in a popular 1 minute mismatched 
duel.

COSMO (19-4498) (35-36-0,72) of SEINFELD fought REDICULOUS (84-41392) (20-10-0,47) of 
SIC 'EM.  COSMO butchered REDICULOUS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

If I counted right, there were ten challenge fights.  There were a few more challenges 
than that, but they didn't go through for one reason or another.

RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (51-34-1,202) of USELESS TOOLS challenged JEX (14-4848) (32-
26-0,217) of ORDER.  RUBBER BULLET devastated JEX in an action packed 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.

HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (54-55-1,201) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged GRAHAM CRACKER (61-
3688) (38-19-1,211) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  HOCKEY DUCK was handily defeated by GRAHAM 
CRACKER in a 4 minute Challenge match.  I reckon it's worth mentioning that Graham 
Cracker was challenged more than anybody else this turn.  And that he's the top Parry-
Riposte.  Not everyone knows how to beat a good PR, so they should be careful who they 
challenge.

COLOUR COMMENTATOR (45-3951) (18-8-2,143) of AVID FANS challenged FLAME SPIDER (61-
3401) (40-47-2,143) of FEAR FACTORY.  COLOUR COMMENTATOR was devastated by FLAME 
SPIDER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.

GAZZA (12-3538) (20-1-2,128) of ENGLISH FOOTBALL challenged TRANSFORMERS (72-8711) 
(22-13-0,165) of MY CARTOONS.  GAZZA devastated TRANSFORMERS in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge duel.

ACE HARDWARE (47-7492) (23-17-0,100) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged REBUILD (36-7697) (34-
37-0,104) of STILLMATIC.  ACE HARDWARE slimly won victory over REBUILD in a 5 minute 
Challenge match.

GENERAL PURPOSE (31-5124) (10-7-1,93) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged EVISSIRATOR (97-
292) (13-23-6,95) of SIRTAIN DEATH.  GENERAL PURPOSE overpowered EVISSIRATOR in a 1 
minute uneven Challenge melee.

A BOMB IN A BULL (73-503) (20-8-2,100) of THE BULLS challenged SOLO (40-4614) (22-14-
0,102) of XCOM ALPHA.  A BOMB IN A BULL won victory over SOLO in an action packed 3 
minute Challenge fight.

DUCK WITH SWORDS (39-3726) (20-7-0,90) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged SNOWBALL V (74-
4357) (26-36-0,72) of HOMER'S PETS.  DUCK WITH SWORDS defeated SNOWBALL V in a 2 
minute Challenge fight.

JACK O'LANTERN (47-2762) (12-6-1,72) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 
(60-9038) (19-29-1,75) of THE ELITE.  JACK O'LANTERN overpowered ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 
in a 1 minute Challenge melee.

SCORPION KING (47-4718) (16-4-1,90) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SAINT ANNIE (84-41396) 
(17-2-2,96) of TOM THUMB BLUES.  SCORPION KING subdued SAINT ANNIE in a crowd pleasing 
2 minute Challenge competition.

Okay... now the Title Fight.  DANG LEN (62-4694) (59-37-0,293) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 
fought JIMMY THE HAND (56-4419) (43-41-4,217) of MEN OF STEEL. DANG LEN devastated 
JIMMY THE HAND in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Title battle.  So Lennie is still the 
Captain of the Guard, and the top Aimed Blow.

The top Lunger is Crosstown Traffic.  CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC (22-7035) (51-45-0,320) of ARE 
YOU ? fought SLINKY (25-3080) (39-30-0,191) of FACES OF DEATH.  CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 
devastated SLINKY in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.

Let's see... the top Basher is Run's House.  RUN'S HOUSE (1-8735) (56-27-2,255) of RUN 
DMC fought DON KING (47-5374) (63-51-3,189) of ROYAL FLUSH.  RUN'S HOUSE overpowered 
DON KING in an action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.

Joe Mama is the top Total Parry.  You know, I have trouble understanding why some guys 
find it impossible not to fight when somebody mentions their mother.  It's like, some 
of you have a button labeled "turn off brain, turn on fight."  Strange.  But it's a 
clever arena name. JOE MAMA (21-6771) (51-40-1,228) of D.R.I. fought MIGHTY MANFRED 
(47-7738) (37-34-0,198) of TEAM TOONS.  JOE MAMA vanquished MIGHTY MANFRED in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

The top Slasher is Double True.  DOUBLE TRUE (41-4585) (42-36-1,222) of LAZY SUNDAY 
fought MORK CALLING ORSON (40-4471) (30-16-0,208) of CSU COLLEGE RADIO.  DOUBLE TRUE 
handily defeated MORK CALLING ORSON in a 1 minute uneven fight.

Top Wall of Steel is Tock .. Tick.  TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (55-41-1,202) of LORDS OF 
CHAOS fought TOCK .. TICK (60-512) (42-29-0,205) of UNNAMEABLES. TEDDY RUXPIN was 
demolished by TOCK .. TICK in an exciting 3 minute uneven competition.

Innard Skinard is the top Parry-Strike.  INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (44-47-4,187) of T-3 
fought RZA (84-38190) (34-14-1,190) of ENTER THE WU. INNARD SKINARD savagely defeated 
RZA in an action packed 6 minute bloody duel.

And then there's Dizzy Gillespie, the top Parry-Lunge.  DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (56-
76-0,201) of BLUE NOTE fought OSWALD ORC (101-24) (0-0-0,181) of  .  DIZZY GILLESPIE 
savagely defeated OSWALD ORC in an action packed 3 minute conflict.

Last and, yeah, least, is Come as You Are, the top Striker.  COME AS YOU ARE (84-
25038) (33-14-1,196) of NEVERMIND fought SAVAGE BEATING (35-4339) (42-65-0,173) of 
HAPPY FUN TIME.  COME AS YOU ARE savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a crowd pleasing 
3 minute contest. 

Royal Flush avoided Criticals, probably in order to get their own challenges through.  
Good job.

Okay, that's all for me.  Bye.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANG LEN 62-4694             60  37  0  305  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    52  45  0  334  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           57  27  2  269  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 WARDRA 82-56471              23   7  1  266  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1879)    DWES EG
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805       53  36  5  260  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       42  33  0  256  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             52  40  1  240  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          43  36  1  240  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JOB 18-6129                  53 175  0  237  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029            40  27  7  237  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           28  17  1  235  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 FENDER 22-7186               37  21  0  232  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       62  51  0  229  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          43  29  0  225  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       39  19  1  224  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 RUTH 18-10121                79  62  0  223  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        54  28  0  221  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          67  51  0  220  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 TALON 46-3692                34  26  4  219  MILE HIGH CLUB (1765)      ARDIVENT
 PRADUS 99-3707               43  29  4  217  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        52  34  1  216  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          50  55  2  215  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              71  82  3  214  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 ICE WIND 47-7758             48  24  1  214  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         47  29  0  212  BAAL'S MINIONS (1723)      NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       45  47  4  207  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 TEQUILA 28-5341              44  25  1  207  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 UGH LEE 24-5247              22   1  1  207  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           36  33  1  206  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 DEPP 2-6071                  37  12  1  205  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      57  76  0  204  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DAISY 14-4967                39  29  0  202  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            37  27  2  202  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 ALIEN 22-7113                32  25  2  202  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 POE 97-5615                  27  27  5  202  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERIK 56-3399                 73  92  1  201  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 GLAMDRING 33-2328            53  40  1  201  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800           38  16  0  201  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372             40  28  2  200  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          36  42  1  200  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             25  22  0  200  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 LATE AFTERNOON 41-4695       50  30  0  199  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 ROBERT PAULSON 25-5788       39  22  0  199  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        28  25  3  199  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038     34  14  1  198  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 JMJ 1-9161                   32  28  1  198  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           54  56  1  196  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           45  29  1  196  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       43  42  4  196  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 JEX 14-4848                  32  27  0  195  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          27  13  2  195  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         55  42  1  194  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          48  51  0  194  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JIMMY WIN 84-30898           45  37  3  194  BIRDEMIC (1751)            BLACKSTONE
 CHUCKY 22-7121               24  12  1  194  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        35  36  1  193  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1694)   ARVAT
 LUCY 2-6090                  35  14  0  193  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       29  13  2  193  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       37  35  0  192  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471   30  17  0  192  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         73  61  0  191  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DON KING 47-5374             63  52  3  191  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MARY MARY 1-8872             51  61  1  191  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 LONE WOLF 31-162             50  71  1  190  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 DOBBIE 84-30850              47  61  2  190  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 ALLAWALLA 60-9028            44  21  1  190  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 NICK SEAFORT 21-7513         32  21  2  190  CELESTIAL WRATH (1799)     SUNSET
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     43  32  1  188  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             29  37  4  188  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        42  74  1  187  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 KERN 36-7601                 29  17  1  187  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    24  16  2  187  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RZA 84-38190                 34  15  1  186  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            24  18  0  186  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1876)      BLACKSTONE
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          41  23  1  185  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 SLINKY 25-3080               39  31  0  185  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 Q-TIP 24-5090                28  16  0  185  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SOGGY 96-4997                22  32  3  185  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            31  20  1  184  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         40  39  1  183  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 GORDONS 28-5337              32  13  0  182  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 DOLGAN 56-751                48 104  5  181  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DARWIN 10-6236               47  40  0  181  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339           29  42  5  181  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       42  66  0  180  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           27  16  3  180  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 DIAZ 14-5026                 25  28  1  180  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         46  18  2  179  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 COWBOYS 97-5301              22  24  4  179  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 GALILEO 9-5706               48  46  5  178  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         32  49  4  178  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      26   5  1  178  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 THIRD COURSE 15-5338         39  17  0  177  SHEWISH DELICACIES (1796)  MALCORN
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111     27   9  2  175  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      51  67  0  174  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      45  34 11  173  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARTY MCFLY 9-5915           20   7  0  173  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      58  51  0  172  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         56  19  2  172  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    49  25  0  172  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 BOA 1-8830                   38  67  0  172  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          50  37  3  171  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SIERRA 13-5616               46  28  0  171  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          37  49  1  170  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 FAT LIP 52-3791              26  30  1  170  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 BUGS 47-7737                 22  42  1  170  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           18  23  4  170  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          64  69  0  169  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     45  42  0  168  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            25  22  0  168  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        22  11  0  168  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 13-5655    33  21  0  167  MMMM BEER (1772)           DULLENS
 SCREAMING END 84-32894       26  14  4  165  HERO BLUES (1875)          BLACKSTONE
-THE HITMAN 30-4550           20   7  0  165  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 DIGITALIS 33-6862            32  40  1  164  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 GAZZA 12-3538                21   1  2  163  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         26  39  0  162  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         41  47  2  161  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         30  28  0  161  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 USURPER 46-4447              25  10  1  160  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       43  69  4  157  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            28  22  1  156  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 HOT MESS 84-45578            27  16  2  156  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             27  16  0  155  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          40  27  0  150  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           36  35  0  150  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368           23   7  2  150  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 HERITAGE 17-7710             23   5  0  150  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           22   7  2  149  BATTLE OF LA (1898)        BLACKSTONE
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        43  28  3  147  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833          25  37  0  147  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 GLORY 35-2429                50  38  0  146  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 RARE BREED 28-5350           40  23  0  146  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       34  10  2  145  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     20  12  1  145  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1901)      BLACKSTONE
 CHATMON 6-6992               28  26  3  144  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 33  27  0  142  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        26  25  2  142  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             30  20  1  141  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237         24  21  1  141  U PAY I SLAY (1756)        KALTOS
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         22  14  0  141  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       51  34  0  140  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 AIR RAID 84-32877            22  21  0  137  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       52  29  1  134  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          20   9  1  134  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 KASPAROV 46-4450             29  19  2  133  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   18   9  2  133  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 COG 5-4132                   33  37  2  132  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       30  33  0  131  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-HEADHUNTER 25-3346           24  18  2  131  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
-PACIFIST 35-3939             38  13  0  127  PHILANTHROPISTS (1374)     MURSKA
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          50  51  2  126  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 COREA 12-7086                38  43  0  126  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 HOFFA 18-8478                51 178  1  125  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SPIRALS 75-3613              46   8  1  125  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        31  25  0  125  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        25  19  2  125  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOLINARI 82-41826            22  26  1  122  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           27  26  0  121  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        33  34  0  117  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    24   5  6  117  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       16   5  0  117  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           26  21  3  115  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503      21   8  2  113  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 BEDTIME 84-49248             15  65  0  112  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 TAMBA 97-6138                16  12  4  111  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         24  17  0  110  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      20   7  0  110  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD
-AFFLUENZA 1-9221             33   8  0  107  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           22   9  1  107  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         29  12  1  105  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124      11   7  1  105  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       34  42  1  102  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COSMO 19-4498                36  36  1  100  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 REBUILD 36-7697              34  38  0  100  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 CAO CAO 72-8791              29  27  1  100  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         29  26  0  100  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE
 FAITH 47-8944                24  30  1  100  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 SOLO 40-4614                 22  15  0  100  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           21  13  1  100  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199         17  17  3  100  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 SCORPION KING 47-4718        17   4  1  100  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           30  21  1   99  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 RYO 31-6470                  25  27  1   99  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           22  43  0   95  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 WATSON 9-5695                20   7  0   95  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        21  17  0   94  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            19  12  3   94  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         19   4  1   94  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         17   3  2   94  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     21  10  1   92  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     21   7  0   92  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              24  21  1   91  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
 HOUND ARCHON 75-3617         24  18  1   91  APOKOLIPS (1888)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         26  33  0   90  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 COLTRANE 12-7034             37  54  0   89  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      33  28  2   89  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     26   9  0   89  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      25  22  1   89  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22   6  2   89  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 NUCKY 10-6433                20  19  0   89  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            19   5  3   89  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 FUERDAI 1-9286               20   9  2   87  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       29  37  2   86  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            26  17  0   86  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
-DEL ICIOUS 47-8221           18   5  0   85  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1909)   NORTH FORK
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           13  24  6   85  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762       13   6  1   85  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 ADEMA 61-3093                31  25  0   84  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      14  25  5   81  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     22  12  0   80  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE GNOME 84-26786           28  20  0   79  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 MAMBA 2-6100                 16   9  0   79  SERPENTS HOLD (1546)       NIANIA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           26  37  0   77  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
-LAKE EFFECT SNOW 83-408      24   8  2   77  BAD SIGNS (1914)           TELORINTHE
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           24  23  2   76  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            24  13  2   75  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044  22  31  1   74  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 THE CHAMPION 9-5794          15   4  0   74  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 FIRE 22-7160                 24  28  5   73  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          39  24  0   72  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       22  21  0   71  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          18  20  1   71  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         26  15  2   70  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             16  17  0   70  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 DOMINO 25-5865               21  14  1   69  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1887)    LYRATILAN
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             23   6  0   68  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042        21  15  1   68  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
-CHAZZ 2-6132                 19   5  1   68  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 HOFFA 18-9369                48 156  0   67  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 MEGA-MAN 21-8192             22  23  2   67  DEAD LEGENDS (1873)        SUNSET
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          19  29  1   66  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   20  17  0   65  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  19  30  1   65  THE ELITE (1818)           ARADI
 AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776           23  19  2   64  WHEEL OF TIME (725)        LYRATILAN
 CRYINARA 2-6131              20  24  1   64  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 BLOCK 26-5168                14  13  0   64  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PICAROON 28-5202             21   7  0   62  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 MERLIN 52-4401               18   6  0   62  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           14  33  4   62  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         20  23  0   61  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942    17  25  2   61  SCORPIONS (1899)           ARUAK CITY
 RAFERTY 41-4670              16   8  1   61  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            24  28  0   59  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 DERAILED 72-6912             15   8  0   59  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 WICKED SLICE 39-4083         14  31  1   58  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          44  43  1   56  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 ISHIBO 31-6441               21  32  2   54  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-WRECKING BALL 96-269          8  17  4   54  WRECKING CREW (1826)       OLD VALAMANTIS
 CORWIN 21-8086               23  23  1   52  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 R-1 18-9490                  19   8  1   52  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
-DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 42-4949      17   5  1   52  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (1852)RODEKI
-BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         15  17  1   52  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       24  18  1   49  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          15  18  0   49  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 JAROBI 24-5158               25  34  3   47  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     25  10  1   43  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          20  11  0   43  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 THE POSTMAN 25-5867          16  20  1   42  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1887)    LYRATILAN
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          14  10  0   41  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          21  22  4   40  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            39  48  1   36  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         19  31  0   28  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 PART POWER 13-5627           33  54  0   26  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
LUCY 2-6090               35  14  0 MENTOR DEMENTOR 1859   WARDRA 82-56471           699
REDICULOUS 84-41392       20  11  0 SIC 'EM 1905           COSMO 19-4498             699

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUBBER BULLET devastated JEX in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was handily defeated by GRAHAM CRACKER in a 4 minute Challenge match.
COLOUR COMMENTATOR was devastated by FLAME SPIDER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GAZZA devastated TRANSFORMERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ACE HARDWARE slimly won victory over REBUILD in a 5 minute Challenge match.
GENERAL PURPOSE overpowered EVISSIRATOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
A BOMB IN A BULL won victory over SOLO in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
DUCK WITH SWORDS defeated SNOWBALL V in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
JACK O'LANTERN overpowered ATHROGATE IRONFORGE in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SCORPION KING subdued SAINT ANNIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
DANG LEN devastated JIMMY THE HAND in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Title battle.
SYCAMORE STYLE beat ROGUE WAVE in a 2 minute conflict.
DOUBLE TRUE handily defeated MORK CALLING ORSON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RUN'S HOUSE overpowered DON KING in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
ERIK was savagely defeated by FLESH HUNTER in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
ALLAWALLA was devastated by NAIHREN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANGEL CAKE beat JMJ in a exciting 1 minute bout.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER overpowered MEGABOLOX in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
FENDER overpowered ZENSU LASAGNA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COLOSSEUM HALLS savagely defeated KHELOLIR in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fray.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC devastated SLINKY in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
FIGHTING ILLINI was vanquished by ONUPHRE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JOE MAMA vanquished MIGHTY MANFRED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOBBIE was vanquished by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a action packed 2 minute uneven bout.
RUTH overcame ALIEN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
JIMMY WIN was vanquished by ICE WIND in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DRAGON FRUIT was savagely defeated by DEPP in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
JOB beat LONE WOLF in a popular 5 minute match.
MR. CHUCK overpowered ARCHED EYELID in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
PULLED ORC savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
MARY MARY bested HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a 2 minute battle.
TALON savagely defeated NICK SEAFORT in a exciting 3 minute gruesome struggle.
DARWIN was savagely defeated by BABY BACK RIBS in a exciting 6 minute bloody match.
RIB IAYE demolished CAPABLANCA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRADUS savagely defeated LATE AFTERNOON in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
TEDDY RUXPIN was demolished by TOCK .. TICK in a exciting 3 minute uneven competition.
INNARD SKINARD savagely defeated RZA in a action packed 6 minute bloody duel.
DIZZY GILLESPIE savagely defeated OSWALD ORC in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
BLACKBERRY was overpowered by ROBERT PAULSON in a 3 minute one-sided brawl.
KURT COBAIN handily defeated MARTY MCFLY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE HAMILTONS savagely defeated GLAMDRING in a popular 5 minute gruesome battle.
SOGGY was overpowered by TEQUILA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
3 LIBRAS slimly lost to HOGSHEAD in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
DAISY beat LITTLE DRAGON in a 1 minute battle.
IGNORANCE demolished MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOUBLE E was handily defeated by KERN in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
CANNED SAVRADESE was overpowered by NITROGLYCERIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HEARTBREAK was devastated by HANAKO-SAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
COME AS YOU ARE savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute contest.
LUCY was assassinated by WARDRA in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
BAD BORSCHT overpowered CRACKED BELL in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was overpowered by CHUCKY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
ELMORE JAMES was viciously subdued by UGH LEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute battle.
YONDER ORPHAN was unbelievably bested by POE in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
Q-TIP was subdued by LONG-NECKED LARRY in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
SAND MAGGOT was defeated by DOLGAN in a popular 5 minute gruesome fight.
GORDONS lost to SNAKE BITE in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
TICK ... TOCK won victory over BOA in a 2 minute fight.
COG was overpowered by MIC CHECK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RARE BREED was vanquished by COWBOYS in a exciting 4 minute brutal one-sided contest.
STORMCROWE PIE overpowered SOLINARI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAMMA CEPHEI was defeated by INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
ILL SUBLIMINAL was devastated by FAT LIP in a exciting 6 minute mismatched match.
DIGITALIS was outwaited by EARLY ONE MORNING in a exciting 8 minute brawl.
BUGS overpowered CHATMON in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
CANDY MAN was overcome by BUTTERCUP in a exciting 5 minute melee.
HI-TOP FADE was viciously subdued by GARLIC ARAOI in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
UNFORTUNATE RAKE demolished SEYMORE GUTTS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
DEF JAM SHIRT was demolished by DIAZ in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SCREAMING END overpowered AGONY GIGGLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HOLLOW MAN was overpowered by LOVE PINK in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fray.
THIRD COURSE handily defeated FOREVER PORCH in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
USURPER was savagely defeated by GALILEO in a action packed 1 minute gruesome bout.
JANIS JOBLIN luckily beat FIRE IN BABYLON in a 2 minute duel.
ROBERT JOHNSON was handily defeated by KRILL SOUP in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SIERRA subdued LONG-N-SLIM in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
BICYCLE RACE overpowered KASPAROV in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
JACK B. NIMBLE was handily defeated by GLORY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CREAMED MALCORN was overpowered by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COLONEL WIZEN bested IRON HANDED in a action packed 1 minute bout.
FAITH was devastated by HORRIFYING ATTACK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
COREA unbelievably bested KID FUNKY FRIED in a popular 3 minute bloody bout.
COLYN SHEA devastated SHARP TIE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
HOT MESS savagely defeated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a action packed 4 minute brawl.
MAJESTIC BELL vanquished FUERDAI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
HERITAGE won victory over AIR RAID in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by SPIRALS in a unpopular 16 minute bloody fight.
STYGIAN HAG was demolished by BEDTIME in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
VIBRANT THING bested LONGSHOREMAN in a 1 minute duel.
XI AQUILAE was viciously subdued by MAIN EVENT in a popular 1 minute gory fight.
STONE GOSSARD overpowered RUY LOPEZ in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
EXECUTIONER demolished DOMINO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
FIRE was vanquished by POSTMORTEM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO overpowered ST. RIKER in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
FATHER CAT was overcome by ADEMA in a action packed 5 minute contest.
RYO vanquished SEDAN OF BAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven fray.
THE TAKEOVER was subdued by TAMBA in a action packed 1 minute bout.
PAC-MAN was savagely defeated by MASTER PLAN in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
IOTA DRACONIS devastated WHOOPIE DOO in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SIR MARCUS THE BOLD was outlasted by THE GNOME in a crowd pleasing 13 minute match.
AAN'ALLEIN demolished PART POWER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HORROR OF YIG was viciously subdued by HOUND ARCHON in a 2 minute contest.
COSMO butchered REDICULOUS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
R-1 was savagely defeated by RIGHTEOUS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome battle.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by MAMBA in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
DIFFERENT RULER handily defeated BEA HEADER in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
THE POSTMAN was beaten by METAL BRACE in a 1 minute bout.
CLEAN HANDS was savagely defeated by MERLIN in a popular 5 minute gory fight.
PAPA'S BANKBOOK demolished WICKED SLICE in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
BLOCK subdued ISHIBO in a 2 minute bout.
ATTILA THE BUM demolished CRYINARA in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
50 STAR GENERAL demolished SECOND MATE in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
JAROBI was savagely defeated by RAFERTY in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
CORWIN was handily defeated by PEEKING DUCK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WEST WOOD was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PICAROON was overpowered by WATSON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PRIVATEER overcame BETTERMAN in a 2 minute bloody duel.
POWER PUNCH was demolished by BLACKGUARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES devastated FOREIGN SHORE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE won victory over DARQUE PREACHER in a 4 minute bloody bout.
ANGRY LIGHTNING overcame LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
COLTRANE savagely defeated HERMY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody duel.
ROSIE THE RIVETER was subdued by SKILLET LIBEL in a 2 minute bout.
NUCKY overpowered MEGA-MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CELL BLOCK A was overpowered by TOMBSTONE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided duel.
THIRD STONE was overpowered by THE ROCK SHOW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DERAILED was vanquished by NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
THE CHAMPION was devastated by CAO CAO in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
WILLIE BROWN was overpowered by GUTTERSNIPE in a 3 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      62         LUNGING ATTACK   250 - 166 -  4      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  42         STRIKING ATTACK  148 - 100 -  2      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     32         PARRY-RIPOSTE     40 -  29 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         PARRY-STRIKE      40 -  38 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  24         SLASHING ATTACK   50 -  55 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         TOTAL PARRY      144 - 169 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     92 - 109 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         PARRY-LUNGE       42 -  50 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         AIMED BLOW       240 - 290 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    90 - 133 -  1      40  |

Turn 699 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     14 -  9     AIMED BLOW        28 - 34         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    24 - 18     TOTAL PARRY       13 - 19         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     9 - 15         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DANG LEN 62-4694           60  37  0  305 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)
LUNGING ATTACK   CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035  52  45  0  334 ARE YOU ? (1647)
BASHING ATTACK   RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735         57  27  2  269 RUN DMC (1626)
TOTAL PARRY      JOE MAMA 21-6771           52  40  1  240 D.R.I. (1471)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585        43  36  1  240 LAZY SUNDAY (1688)
WALL OF STEEL    TOCK .. TICK 60-512        43  29  0  225 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688     39  19  1  224 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     45  47  4  207 T-3 (1591)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    57  76  0  204 BLUE NOTE (1642)
STRIKING ATTACK  COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038   34  14  1  198 NEVERMIND (1790)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049.  The ten other most popular fighters were FATHER CAT 35-3875, 
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397, DIGITALIS 33-6862, CANDY MAN 6-7005, MERLIN 52-4401, COME AS YOU 
ARE 84-25038, SIR MARCUS THE BOLD 60-9044, PULLED ORC 45-4702, RIGHTEOUS 9-5893, and 
ALIEN 22-7113.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPIRALS 75-3613, THE GNOME 84-26786, DERAILED 72-6912, FOREIGN SHORE 
7-6456, PICAROON 28-5202, CORWIN 21-8086, REDICULOUS 84--24144, PART POWER 13-5627, 
SHARP TIE 84--27354, and JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  4 0  SOLVEN(22)           4  4 0  NORTH FORK(47)       6  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  4 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  4 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        4  3 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            4  3 0  MORYA(28)            3  4 0  ARADI(60)            2  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  5 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  JURINE(61)           4  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  5 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       4  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           4  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    5  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  2 0  DWES EG(82)          2  5 1  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      10 13 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     4  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 1  STORMCROWE(45)       3  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  5 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  5 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735          57  27  2  269  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DEPP 2-6071                 37  12  1  205  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         41  23  1  185  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        29  12  1  105  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401      42  33  0  256  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782         48  51  0  194  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         36  42  1  200  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GALILEO 9-5706              48  46  5  178  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              47  40  0  181  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        55  42  1  194  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     57  76  0  204  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SIERRA 13-5616              46  28  0  171  MMM BEER!! (1710)          DULLENS
 DAISY 14-4967               39  29  0  202  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407            25  22  0  200  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   49  25  0  172  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HERITAGE 17-7710            23   5  0  150  LES MENTORS (1882)         ALJAFIR
 JOB 18-6129                 53 175  0  237  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               36  36  1  100  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 JOE MAMA 21-6771            52  40  1  240  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   52  45  0  334  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 UGH LEE 24-5247             22   1  1  207  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 HANAKO-SAN 25-5800          38  16  0  201  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 BLOCK 26-5168               14  13  0   64  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 TEQUILA 28-5341             44  25  1  207  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368          23   7  2  150  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             71  82  3  214  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 SYCAMORE STYLE 32-5805      53  36  5  260  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 GLAMDRING 33-2328           53  40  1  201  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      42  66  0  180  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                29  17  1  187  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111    27   9  2  175  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          54  56  1  196  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 MORK CALLING ORSON 40-4471  30  17  0  192  CSU COLLEGE RADIO (1764)   ZENSU
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         43  36  1  240  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 LONG-N-SLIM 42-4833         25  37  0  147  THE SOVEREIGN (1809)       RODEKI
 THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042       21  15  1   68  MELODY MAYHEM (1845)       VEASTIAN
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737          28  17  1  235  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         67  51  0  220  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            48  24  1  214  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 FAT LIP 52-3791             26  30  1  170  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       52  34  1  216  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343          36  33  1  206  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512         43  29  0  225  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688      39  19  1  224  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            60  37  0  305  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711        22  14  0  141  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503     21   8  2  113  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 HOGSHEAD 74-4372            40  28  2  200  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476     51  67  0  174  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         50  55  2  215  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 WARDRA 82--9065             23   7  1  266  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1879)    DWES EG
 COME AS YOU ARE 84-25038    34  14  1  198  NEVERMIND (1790)           BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997               22  32  3  185  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 POE 97-5615                 27  27  5  202  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 MR. CHUCK 98-4029           40  27  7  237  ARCANE MASH UPS '14 (1685) SYVYN'S HILL
 PRADUS 99-3707              43  29  4  217  ARCANE GREATS MI (1682)    SOUTH RIDGE