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Date : 12/14/2016 Duedate: 12/27/2016
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 701
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1771 30 22 1 57.7 OTTO'S PARTS 52/892
BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1879 USELESS TOOLS 54/735
MYTHICAL KNIGHTS 60/1930 RUSSIAN BIRDS 72/1931
2 WRATHMEN 30/727 284 209 2 57.6 WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473
WRATHMEN 36/923 MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133
WRATHMEN! 41/1916 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
WRATHMEN 5 15/1792 MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886 8 HOMER'S PET 74/1569 696 578 3 54.6
3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 102 75 0 57.6 HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613
MILK IS GOOD 72/1917 MILE HIGH CLUB 46/1765
BASH BROS PARK 47/1867 ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305
BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902 ARCANE GREATS MI 99/1682
NEXT GENERATION 18/1896 ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777
BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919 CSU COLLEGE RADIO 40/1764
BASH BROS CRICKET 72/1918 ARCANE MASH UPS '14 98/1685
BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906 9 FIST 26/1889 2494 2403 31 50.9
4 DRACO 56/1858 1501 1143 11 56.8 QUEEN 9/1629
AQUILA 62/1908 JAY-Z 10/1709
CEPHEUS 61/1820 TRIBE 24/1648
SEA DOGS 18/426 B.I.G. 32/1683
SEA DOGS 22/1863 RUN DMC 1/1626
SEA DOGS 28/1864 VANITY 84/1855
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 DIGNITY 84/1883
DUNGEON CELL 10/1861 SIC 'EM 84/1905
DUNGEON CELL 46/1840 BIRDEMIC 84/1751
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 HAIR DAY 84/1841
SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828 ILLMATIC 11/1925
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 PEARL JAM 4/1638
SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923 AL BUMS V 84/1932
SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732 CRITICALS 75/1635
SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/1796 I WANT YOU 3/1699
5 TEAM TOONS 47/1773 168 131 0 56.2 JOHN BROWN 7/1843
HOPELESS DREAMERS 51/1934 NEVERMIND 84/1790
6 EMPIRE 10/1851 168 132 2 56.0 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
CHIEFS 4 97/1870 HERO BLUES 84/1875
CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871 STILLMATIC 36/1652
LES MENTORS 17/1882 WILD STYLE 84/1791
THE MENTORS 10/1860 XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
FROM THE 80'S 9/1881 COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
MENTOR BLISS 14/1862 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
7 SCOTCH 71/1705 1422 1174 18 54.8 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
AVID FANS 45/569 BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
BAD SIGNS 83/1914 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
THE BULLS 73/1144 LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
OPEN SESAME 50/824 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 PAID IN FULL 84/1868
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
DRUNK DRAWING 84/1933 13 AMBER 21/1857 171 197 2 46.5
LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892 WE GOT GAME 46/1695
STRIKER FORCE 62/1753 YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632 COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684 DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1694
I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842 14 DIETIES AND 20/1929 259 299 5 46.4
TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900 15 T-3 98/1591 423 494 4 46.1
WAY OF THINKING 84/1874 MMMM BEER 13/1772
IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693 MMM BEER!! 13/1710
THE MISEDUCATION 84/1924 U PAY I SLAY 5/1756
CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891 SERPENTS HOLD 2/1546
PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668 SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
10-GWAR 82/1731 380 410 7 48.1 SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
D.R.I. 21/1471 U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
BIG TEN 3 82/1747 SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
DEADLY RAGE 72/708 WAY OF THE SWORD 16/1920
FEAR FACTORY 61/666 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
MY CARTOONS 72/1850 16 ORDER 14/1754 224 274 3 45.0
FEAR FACTORY 82/1729 ORDER 36/1780
BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1723 SEINFELD 19/1741
FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1876 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1901 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877 17 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827 50 64 2 43.9
FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730 FACES OF DEATH 25/1801
PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872 CELESTIAL WRATH 21/1799
DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822 18 AVENGERS 31/1321 171 240 0 41.6
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897 BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
11 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831 86 94 3 47.8 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
12-HERO ALLIANC 35/609 287 318 1 47.4 19 ARROGANCE 18/755 596 974 11 38.0
SOUL WARRIORS 38/357 20-BIG LAKE TE 21/1922 3 5 0 37.5
WHEEL OF TIME 25/725 21-LUNAE MILIT 28/1428 17 35 2 32.7
MELODY MAYHEM 43/1845
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there,
Out of 104 fights, there were four challenges. And nobody "died." That's good.
I've "died" a few times. It truly sucks. Some people talk about a resurrection
hangover, but that's the least of it, in my opinion. The worst part is that Greywand
starts treating you like a thing instead of a person. Like she owns you now. Oh
well, water under the toilet seat, huh?
So, the challenge fights, none of which involved a stylemaster:
CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (24-16-2,187) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged RIB IAYE (99-
4345) (29-38-4,182) of SHEWISH PICNIC. CHICKEN A LA KING was devastated by RIB IAYE
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FAT LIP (52-3791) (26-30-1,170) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged EARLY ONE MORNING (16-
6010) (50-25-0,174) of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS. FAT LIP slimly lost to EARLY ONE MORNING
in an action packed 9 minute Challenge battle.
ACE HARDWARE (47-7492) (24-17-0,110) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SPIRALS (75-3613)
(46-9-1,119) of CRITICALS. ACE HARDWARE savagely defeated SPIRALS in an action packed
6 minute Challenge fight.
DUCK WITH SWORDS (39-3726) (21-7-0,92) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged 50 STAR
GENERAL (84-41380) (21-11-1,100) of LAST THOUGHTS. DUCK WITH SWORDS devastated 50
STAR GENERAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE (31-5656) (22-6-2,89) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged BLACKGUARD
(5-5543) (19-6-3,84) of DUNGEON CELL. PRIVATE LAPDANCE was savagely defeated by
BLACKGUARD in a 2 minute competition. Private Lapdance, ha, that's a clever name.
ANGEL CAKE (45-4737) (29-17-1,248) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought ICE WIND (47-7758)
(49-24-1,217) of BASH BROS PARK. ANGEL CAKE was overpowered by ICE WIND in a 1 minute
one-sided Title struggle. So, Ice Wind is now the Captain of the Guard and the top
Parry-Riposte, while Angel Cake is no longer the top Slasher. Life is hard, eh?
Frankly I wouldn't expect a Slasher to get beat by a P-R, but there you go.
The top Lunger is Fender. RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (52-34-1,216) of USELESS TOOLS
fought FENDER (22-7186) (38-21-0,246) of ARE YOU ?. RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by
FENDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
Job is the top Aimed Blow, also the popularity leader. JOB (18-6129) (54-175-
0,247) of SHEPHERDS fought DAISY (14-4967) (40-29-0,204) of MENTOR BLISS. JOB
unbelievably bested DAISY in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.
The top Basher is Onuphre. ONUPHRE (31-3385) (72-82-3,222) of WHAMMO & THUDDA
4U! fought TICK ... TOCK (60-511) (74-61-0,205) of UNNAMEABLES. ONUPHRE overpowered
TICK ... TOCK in an action packed 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
Nitroglycerin is the top Wall of Steel, beating out Tock .. Tick for that
position. COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) (63-51-0,241) of RUN DMC fought NITROGLYCERIN (25-
2742) (29-25-3,209) of FACES OF DEATH. COLOSSEUM HALLS was savagely defeated by
NITROGLYCERIN in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
As usual, Dizzy Gillespie is the top Parry-Lunge. DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (57-
77-0,203) of BLUE NOTE fought KERN (36-7601) (29-18-1,184) of ORDER. DIZZY GILLESPIE
vanquished KERN in an action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
Here's a new one. Lone Wolf is now the top Striker. KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (68-
51-0,231) of THE 27 CLUB fought LONE WOLF (31-162) (50-72-1,185) of AVENGERS. KURT
COBAIN was devastated by LONE WOLF in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
And the top Slasher, beating out Angel Cake, is Double True. DOUBLE TRUE (41-
4585) (43-37-1,190) of LAZY SUNDAY fought ARENAMASTER AZEEM (101-28) (0-0-0,200) of .
DOUBLE TRUE overpowered ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. Holy
crap! He beat the Arenamaster! Way to go!
We also have a new top Total Parry, Slinky, who passed up Colosseum Halls.
CRACKED BELL (3-7506) (42-23-1,201) of I WANT YOU fought SLINKY (25-3080) (39-32-
0,183) of FACES OF DEATH. CRACKED BELL was beaten by SLINKY in an exciting 2 minute
competition.
Last and least, Innard Skinard is still the top Parry-Strike. RUTH (18-10121)
(80-62-0,231) of SHEPHERDS fought INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (46-47-4,218) of T-3. RUTH
outwaited INNARD SKINARD in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout. You've got to
admit, the stylemasters do usually put on a good show.
This turn's favorite is Bea Header. ASSISTANT MANAGER (84-32811) (14-8-1,50) of
BUSINESS CLASS fought BEA HEADER (99-4683) (14-34-4,65) of U PAY/I SLAY 2. ASSISTANT
MANAGER was defeated by BEA HEADER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute competition.
Okay, Open Sesame avoided the team that is number 7 in the team rankings this
turn. And that is pretty much all there is to say.
See you next time.
-- Keel Woodhaven
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ICE WIND 47-7758 50 24 1 233 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FENDER 22-7186 39 21 0 268 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
JOB 18-6129 55 175 0 261 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
ONUPHRE 31-3385 73 82 3 242 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688 41 19 1 242 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
RUTH 18-10121 81 62 0 239 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
JMJ 1-9161 34 28 1 229 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
UGH LEE 24-5247 24 1 1 228 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
POE 97-5615 29 27 5 223 CHIEFS 4 (1870) SHADOW GROVE
NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742 30 25 3 221 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 38 42 1 218 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
CHUCKY 22-7121 25 13 1 217 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 58 77 0 216 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 52 37 3 212 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
LONE WOLF 31-162 51 72 1 212 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PULLED ORC 45-4702 47 29 1 210 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 44 37 1 208 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
SLINKY 25-3080 40 32 0 208 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 37 34 1 208 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
ROGUE WAVE 18-10482 29 13 2 207 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 43 34 0 206 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
IGNORANCE 14-4977 38 28 2 205 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
DIAZ 14-5026 27 28 1 205 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 46 48 4 203 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
ERIK 56-3399 74 93 1 202 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738 38 36 0 202 TEAM TOONS (1773) NORTH FORK
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 48 18 2 199 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
RIB IAYE 99-4345 30 38 4 199 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732) SOUTH RIDGE
DAISY 14-4967 40 30 0 198 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
RZA 84-38190 36 15 1 197 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
ANGEL CAKE 45-4737 29 18 1 197 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 63 52 0 196 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 54 56 1 196 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 51 56 2 196 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 44 30 0 196 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 55 44 1 195 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 52 35 1 195 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 54 30 0 194 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 60 51 0 193 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
COWBOYS 97-5301 24 24 4 192 DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749) SHADOW GROVE
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 74 62 0 191 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
-DON KING 47-5374 63 52 3 191 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 53 67 0 191 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
CRACKED BELL 3-7506 42 24 1 191 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
MARY MARY 1-8872 51 63 1 189 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 29 15 2 188 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
KHELOLIR 15-5407 26 23 0 188 WRATHMEN 5 (1792) MALCORN
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 44 66 0 187 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 46 35 11 186 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
DOBBIE 84-30850 48 62 2 185 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
DOLGAN 56-751 48 106 5 183 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 68 52 0 182 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419 43 44 4 182 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
COG 5-4132 35 37 2 182 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 51 25 0 181 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
GORDONS 28-5337 33 14 0 181 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON HANDED 75-3508 51 52 2 180 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 53 34 0 179 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
JEX 14-4848 33 28 0 179 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
MEGABOLOX 47-4312 31 22 1 179 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831) NORTH FORK
KERN 36-7601 29 19 1 178 ORDER (1780) JHANS
GAZZA 12-3538 22 1 2 178 ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786) RIZTAB
FAT LIP 52-3791 26 31 1 176 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
SOGGY 96-4997 22 34 3 176 FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869) OLD VALAMANTIS
HI-TOP FADE 84-30902 27 40 0 175 HAIR DAY (1841) BLACKSTONE
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 47 42 0 174 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 24 17 2 174 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775 41 40 1 173 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 65 70 0 172 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 48 53 0 172 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
RARE BREED 28-5350 42 23 0 172 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 57 20 2 170 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
-CAPABLANCA 46-3105 37 35 0 170 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 31 12 1 170 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
Q-TIP 24-5090 28 18 0 170 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
KRILL SOUP 98-4764 18 25 4 168 SHEWISH BISTRO (1828) SYVYN'S HILL
-UNFORTUNATE RAKE 38-5111 27 10 2 167 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
HOT MESS 84-45578 27 18 2 167 VANITY (1855) BLACKSTONE
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 44 70 4 165 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DARWIN 10-6236 47 42 0 164 THE MENTORS (1860) KOLACT
FOREVER PORCH 38-5173 27 19 2 164 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
CANDY MAN 6-7005 31 21 1 163 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 22 12 0 163 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078 35 34 0 160 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 53 30 1 159 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
MAIN EVENT 36-7845 27 22 3 157 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 23 10 1 157 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 32 33 0 156 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
SOLO 40-4614 24 15 0 153 XCOM ALPHA (1846) ZENSU
DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911 35 11 2 152 WILD STYLE (1791) BLACKSTONE
HOLLOW MAN 84-32919 22 9 1 152 DIGNITY (1883) BLACKSTONE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 41 28 0 150 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255 26 27 2 150 EMPIRE (1851) KOLACT
-GLORY 35-2429 51 38 0 148 HERO ALLIANCE (609) MURSKA
SHARP TIE 84-38182 28 27 0 148 VANITY (1855) BLACKSTONE
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370 26 6 1 148 SCOTCH (1705) KYR'TERR
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 42 76 1 147 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DOUBLE E 84-32927 26 23 0 146 A LOT TO LAUGH (1854) BLACKSTONE
USURPER 46-4447 25 12 1 146 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 30 30 0 144 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
AIR RAID 84-32877 24 21 0 143 I SHALL BE FREE (1842) BLACKSTONE
CHATMON 6-6992 29 27 3 142 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ACE HARDWARE 47-7492 25 17 0 142 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
VIBRANT THING 24-5114 43 30 3 141 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
HEARTBREAK 36-4612 27 18 3 138 WRATHMEN (923) JHANS
THE HITMAN 30-4550 20 8 0 137 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
HOFFA 18-8478 51 180 1 136 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951 18 9 2 133 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
KASPAROV 46-4450 29 21 2 132 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
TAMBA 97-6138 18 12 4 126 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 24 7 6 123 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
COREA 12-7086 38 45 0 122 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
LOVE PINK 1-9204 27 18 0 122 YUPPIE HORDE (1880) MORDANT
REBUILD 36-7697 36 38 0 121 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SAINT ANNIE 84-41396 19 3 2 121 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
MIC CHECK 84-42603 22 9 2 120 BATTLE OF LA (1898) BLACKSTONE
MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914 16 7 0 117 CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891) BLACKSTONE
RYO 31-6470 26 28 1 115 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SPIRALS 75-3613 46 10 1 112 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726 22 7 0 111 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
WATSON 9-5695 21 8 0 110 SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605) ZUKAL
PRIVATEER 28-5247 28 17 0 105 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536 22 14 1 103 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
COSMO 19-4498 37 37 1 102 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 34 44 1 102 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 31 22 1 102 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
FUERDAI 1-9286 22 9 2 102 YUPPIE HORDE (1880) MORDANT
BEDTIME 84-49248 15 67 0 102 BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 20 6 3 100 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
THE TAKEOVER 10-6346 20 5 1 100 JAY-Z (1709) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LUNA KNIGHT 28-3445 21 21 1 99 LUNAE MILITES (1428) MORYA
TOMBSTONE 40-4642 19 14 3 99 XCOM ALPHA (1846) ZENSU
LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199 18 18 3 98 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
COLTRANE 12-7034 39 54 0 95 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
FATHER CAT 35-3875 26 23 2 95 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375) MURSKA
ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627 26 23 1 94 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
NUCKY 10-6433 21 20 0 94 EMPIRE (1851) KOLACT
-AAN'ALLEIN 25-5776 24 19 2 92 WHEEL OF TIME (725) LYRATILAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250 34 29 3 90 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380 21 12 1 90 LAST THOUGHTS (1892) BLACKSTONE
SNOWBALL V 74-4357 28 37 0 89 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
SECOND MATE 22-7157 20 20 1 88 SEA DOGS (1863) SOLVEN
REPRESENT 11-7405 11 2 0 88 ILLMATIC (1925) ARUAK CITY
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 16 25 5 86 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
-WICKED SLICE 39-4083 15 31 1 86 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910) XOCHITHLAN
PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656 22 7 2 85 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 22 23 0 85 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
MASTER PLAN 84-36463 30 27 0 83 PAID IN FULL (1868) BLACKSTONE
THE GNOME 84-26786 29 21 0 80 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890) BLACKSTONE
FIRE 22-7160 25 29 5 80 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
MERLIN 52-4401 20 6 0 80 COURTS OF CHAOS (1915) FRATSFA
NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610 23 13 0 79 XCOM ALPHA (1846) ZENSU
WILLIE BROWN 6-6944 40 25 0 77 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
R-1 18-9490 21 8 1 77 NEXT GENERATION (1896) TALCAMA
RUY LOPEZ 46-4461 25 14 2 76 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
PICAROON 28-5202 23 7 0 76 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867 18 6 0 74 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
BLOCK 26-5168 16 13 0 73 FIST (1889) CALEAM
-DARK PLEASURE 21-8357 20 11 1 72 BIG LAKE TERROR (1922) SUNSET
BEA HEADER 99-4683 15 34 4 72 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
RAFERTY 41-4670 17 9 1 70 WRATHMEN! (1916) KATI-TEI
FAITH 47-8944 24 32 1 68 SERPENTS HOLD II (1904) NORTH FORK
WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 22 23 4 68 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546 22 18 0 68 DRACO (1858) ROCANIS
-WET PAINT 84-30948 19 10 1 68 DRUNK DRAWING (1933) BLACKSTONE
CHAZZ 2-6132 19 6 1 67 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
PEEKING DUCK 81-2363 27 16 2 64 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
METAL BRACE 7-6453 26 25 1 64 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
-THE ROCK SHOW 43-5042 21 16 1 64 MELODY MAYHEM (1845) VEASTIAN
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 19 15 2 64 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
DERAILED 72-6912 16 9 0 64 BASH BROS TRAIN (1902) DRAGONHEAD
DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892 27 10 0 63 WAY OF THINKING (1874) BLACKSTONE
BETTERMAN 4-7037 23 8 0 63 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112 19 31 1 63 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
MAJOR NELSON 51-3631 5 1 0 63 HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934) TRICORUS
SIF 20-220 18 20 1 58 DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (1929)SEAM
I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 24 19 1 57 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 23 9 0 57 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919) DRAGONHEAD
HOFFA 18-9369 49 157 0 56 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 17 18 0 55 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
-CORWIN 21-8086 23 24 1 54 AMBER (1857) SUNSET
CRYINARA 2-6131 20 26 1 54 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
EVISSIRATOR 97-292 13 26 6 52 SIRTAIN DEATH (1827) SHADOW GROVE
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 44 45 1 50 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
WEST WOOD 13-5630 39 50 1 50 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
JAROBI 24-5158 25 36 3 50 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 25 11 1 50 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
GWAR 2-6074 19 31 1 50 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811 14 9 1 50 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
REDICULOUS 84-41392 20 13 0 49 SIC 'EM (1905) BLACKSTONE
BERT & ERNIE 50-3648 15 18 1 47 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OVERSTAND 36-7937 23 10 7 44 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 23 19 0 44 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
JONAS 25-5938 17 13 1 44 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
-SIR BORS 60-9074 13 4 1 44 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1930) ARADI
-BADGER 72-6121 13 4 1 44 RUSSIAN BIRDS (1931) DRAGONHEAD
ST. RIKER 62-4828 24 30 0 42 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390 20 16 0 42 AL BUMS V (1932) BLACKSTONE
FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456 19 33 0 39 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
SUPERSTAR 84-29091 16 6 2 36 THE MISEDUCATION (1924) BLACKSTONE
ISHIBO 31-6441 21 34 2 35 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
CLEAN HANDS 17-7677 15 20 0 34 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
PART POWER 13-5627 34 55 0 32 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
THIRD STONE 22-7244 14 12 0 25 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5
OVERVIEW
A contest for Stormcrowe (DM 45) that runs 10 turns (starting turn 385, due
05/23/2017). Squads will consist of two (2) teams. One (1) team per manager.
Participating managers may not run multiple teams in the arena during the contest.
PREMISE
Master Darque opens a Chaos Gate in Stormcrowe, which creates a temporal distortion.
Turn 1 (Stormcrowe turn 385) and Turn 10 (Stormcrowe turn 394) will be scored using
Slaughterhouse scoring. Turns 2 through 9 will use a wide variety scoring mechanisms
from various contests throughout Alastari's history.
ENTRY
Entry into the contest is open to anyone who meets the following criteria:
1) FORM A SQUAD: A squad will consist of two (2) managers. No more, no less. This
means there will be NO single manager teams. You must choose a name for your
squad.
2) DECLARE ENTRY: Each manager must declare their intention to participate in the
contest BEFORE Turn 1 of the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse (No exceptions will be
made). Declarations must include 1) TEAM NAME; 2) MANAGER NAME; 3) PARTNER'S
NAME; and 4) SQUAD'S NAME, and may be submitted by any of the following means:
a. A personal ad in DM 45
b. A diplomatic note to Darque Forces (428) in DM 45
c. An email to rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com (put SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 in Subject Line)
**NOTE: Failure to meet this criteria by the deadline will result in NO ENTRY
into the contest. Please be mindful of the requirements and submit them in a
timely manner to avoid any misfortunes.
3) SEND RU CERTIFICATES: Submit two (2) Roll Up Certificates to Master Darque,
contest moderator. This can be done by requesting Roll Up Certificates from RSI
Customer Service. NOTE: Be sure to submit Roll Up Certificates, not Roll Up
Sheets.
PRIZES
ENDURANCE AWARD
Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion* for participating in
all 10 rounds of the contest and in at least 45 of the 50 scheduled fights.
BEST RECORD AWARD
The individual manager that achieves the best Win/Loss% over the course of the contest
(turns 385-394), will receive 10% of the entry RU Certificates. Tie breakers will be:
1) total kills during contest; 2) total fights during contest; and lastly, 3) head-to-
head win/loss% between tied teams.
UNSTUCK IN TIME AWARD
The manager that achieves the most kills during the course of the contest (turns 385-
394) will be allowed to transfer one (1) warrior from another team onto his/her team
in DM 45.
FIRST PLACE WINNERS
The winning squad receives the following:
1. 60% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. Two (2) +1 Bonus Potions for each member of the squad*
3. Favorites Knowledge for one (1) warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4. Rename Stormcrowe Arena for six (6) months
5. Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
6. Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months
SECOND PLACE WINNERS
1. 20% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. One (1) +1 Bonus Potion for each member of the squad*
3. Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4. Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
THIRD PLACE WINNERS
1. 10% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
3. Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months
*Bonus potions must be used with 2 turns of contest end AND can only be used on living
warriors that participated in the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse 5 contest.
MODERATOR
Master Darque will be the moderator for this contest. All questions and disputes can
be directed to him. He is the final arbitrator for the contest and his decisions are
final. A copy of the scoring rules can be requested via email or diplomatic note.
Please use the email listed above for any inquiries and note SLAUGHTERHOUSE in the
subject line.
* * * * * * * * * *
SCORING FOR THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (SSV)
Turn 1: SSV Scoring (DM 45)
+1 Win
-1 Death
+1 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please
note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1). Dark Arena fights
will be scored regularly.
Turn 2: Delarquan Death Fest (DM 59)
Win = +2 pts
Loss = -1 pt
Kill = +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death = -3 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill = +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death = -5 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
Challenges against squad-mates will incur -1 penalty for both participants.
Death penalties will also apply.
Turn 3: TOGS IV Scoring (DM 60)
10 points for winning on your upchallenge against another SSV warrior.
7 points for winning on your even challenge of another SSV warrior.
7 points for winning on another SSV warrior's challenge.
7 points for winning a random matchup against another SSV warrior.
4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-SSV warrior.
Do not fight your teammate, you will not get any points. Also, you will not get
any points if you challenge a non-SSV team (this includes the Dark Arena).
5 points for a spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn. The
minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter
(that's 31 lines--each line 86 characters across). In addition to the length
criteria, spotlights will not be given any points if they are in any way
plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related. If in doubt about
the content, email me before the turn and I will be happy to verify it for you.
-5 points per manager who does not write at least one (1) personal ad.
-5 points for being the team that avoided the most.
Turn 4: Battle Royale (DM 18)
+1 Win
+1 Kill
-1 Loss
-1 Death
No Avoids (-10 point penalty for avoiding)
Turn 5: (Un)Popularity Contest
+11 for Turn's Most Popular with a descending point award for most popular
warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second most popular, +9 for third most popular, etc)
Only warriors listed on the most popular list will score points (between +10 and
+1).
+11 for Turn's Least Popular with a descending point award for least popular
warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second least popular, +9 for third least popular,
etc) Only warriors listed on the least popular list will score points (between
+10 and +1).
Turn 6: Slaughter Priest Memorial (DM 54)
No Challenges
3 points for winning
3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win and 3 for the kill)
3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of
number of personals beyond one you still only get three (3) points). Make
sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the
manager entity or you will not get the point.
-3 points for losing
-3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing and -3 for being
killed)
Turn 7: Turf War (DM 47)
Team Points:
Fights made:
1 = 0 points, 2 = 0 points, 3 = 1 point, 4 = 3 points, 5 = 5 points
Wins earned:
1 = 1 point, 2 = 3 points, 3 = 6 points, 4 = 10 points, 5 = 15 points
Champion win = 3 additional points
Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points (If ties, no points
awarded)
Alliance/Squad Points (Round 7 Only):
Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points (If tied, no points awarded.)
Turn 8: Morya Madness (DM 28)
+3 points to the highest ranked warrior of each style. Highest ranked is the
highest recognition total, regardless of record. If case of a tie in recognition
points, win/loss percentage will be the tie breaker, followed by total kills
(warrior).
+5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for
second, etc).
+5 Most Successful Bloodfeuds (Contest Turns 1-8; cumulative for squad).
Bloodfeud victories for kills that did not occur during the contest do not count
to this total.
+5 Most Avoided Squad (Contest Turns 1-8; teammates avoiding one another will not
be counted)
-5 Most Avoiding Squad (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Most Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Least Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
Turn 9: Mordant Olympics (DM 1)
The three teams (not squads) with the best win-loss record over turns 1-9 (who
meet minimum fight criteria). Cumulative kills and total recognition will serve
as tie breaks if needed.
Gold -- 25 points
Silver -- 15 points
Bronze -- 10 Points
+ 3 Points for an Attacker [Challenge] Win (Challenges against squad-mates will
incur a -2 point penalty)
+3 Points for a Defender [being Challenged] Win (Challenges from squad-mates will
incur a -2 point penalty)
Turn 10: Slaughterhouse V (DM 45)
+5 Win
-5 Death
+5 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please
note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1). Dark Arena fights
will be scored regularly.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHICKEN A LA KING was devastated by RIB IAYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FAT LIP slimly lost to EARLY ONE MORNING in a action packed 9 minute Challenge battle.
ACE HARDWARE savagely defeated SPIRALS in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fight.
DUCK WITH SWORDS devastated 50 STAR GENERAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE was savagely defeated by BLACKGUARD in a 2 minute competition.
ANGEL CAKE was overpowered by ICE WIND in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
KURT COBAIN was devastated by LONE WOLF in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
JMJ vanquished BABY BACK RIBS in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was savagely defeated by NITROGLYCERIN in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
ONUPHRE overpowered TICK ... TOCK in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by FENDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
TOCK .. TICK was devastated by UGH LEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
GRAHAM CRACKER savagely defeated ERIK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
RUTH outwaited INNARD SKINARD in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout.
BAD BORSCHT was overcome by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
JOB unbelievably bested DAISY in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.
POE demolished DOLGAN in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
DOUBLE TRUE overpowered ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CANNED SAVRADESE was overpowered by BICYCLE RACE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
DRAGON FRUIT overpowered ILL SUBLIMINAL in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fray.
THE HAMILTONS was viciously subdued by CHUCKY in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
PULLED ORC savagely defeated TEDDY RUXPIN in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
MARY MARY lost to SNAKE BITE in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
DIZZY GILLESPIE vanquished KERN in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
ELMORE JAMES was savagely defeated by COG in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
COWBOYS viciously subdued JIMMY THE HAND in a popular 5 minute gory bout.
SAVAGE BEATING slimly won victory over JOE WILLIAMS in a popular 7 minute brutal fray.
IGNORANCE demolished HOT MESS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIAZ beat Q-TIP in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
KHELOLIR was savagely defeated by MIGHTY MANFRED in a action packed 2 minute contest.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET viciously subdued SHARON SHEW in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
RZA savagely defeated OSWALD ORC in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
DOBBIE subdued KRILL SOUP in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
INCREDIBLE SPEED viciously subdued SOGGY in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
CRACKED BELL was beaten by SLINKY in a exciting 2 minute competition.
ROGUE WAVE handily defeated MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YONDER ORPHAN overpowered MEGABOLOX in a action packed 2 minute bloody uneven battle.
ZENSU LASAGNA was subdued by JACK B. NIMBLE in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
SILVER SEAS was overpowered by GAZZA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
STORMCROWE PIE handily defeated CHATMON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
STONE GOSSARD overpowered HEARTBREAK in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAIRY MONSTER was unbelievably bested by RARE BREED in a popular 3 minute bout.
GORDONS defeated KATRINA in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
THE HITMAN was savagely defeated by SOLO in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
GAMMA CEPHEI was demolished by CANDY MAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
EXECUTIONER was handily defeated by ROBERT JOHNSON in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX was overpowered by IRON HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HI-TOP FADE defeated THEATRE BUM in a 2 minute brawl.
JEX narrowly defeated COLONEL WIZEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody battle.
ARCHED EYELID overpowered HOFFA in a 3 minute bloody uneven bout.
USURPER was savagely defeated by FOREVER PORCH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
DARWIN was viciously subdued by JANIS JOBLIN in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA vanquished COREA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
LOVE PINK was handily defeated by HOLLOW MAN in a popular 2 minute mismatched bout.
GUTTERSNIPE was overpowered by DOUBLE E in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
KASPAROV was vanquished by DEF JAM SHIRT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO was overpowered by REBUILD in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
CREAMED MALCORN subdued HORRIFYING ATTACK in a action packed 5 minute battle.
RYO was outlasted by AIR RAID in a crowd pleasing 7 minute fight.
TAMBA demolished PAPA'S BANKBOOK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
BEDTIME was overpowered by SAINT ANNIE in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
MIC CHECK was luckily beaten by NINJA FERD in a action packed 3 minute bloody brawl.
SHARP TIE narrowly defeated SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal conflict.
VIBRANT THING slimly lost to SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 4 minute gory brawl.
MAJESTIC BELL was luckily beaten by NINJA FERD in a action packed 3 minute duel.
TOMBSTONE was handily defeated by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
FUERDAI savagely defeated METAL BRACE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
FATHER CAT handily defeated SKILLET LIBEL in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
WATSON overpowered NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided contest.
FAITH was overpowered by REPRESENT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
PRIVATEER defeated NUCKY in a 2 minute match.
COLTRANE overcame LONDON BEEFEATER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
XI AQUILAE overpowered WEST WOOD in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
COSMO subdued REDICULOUS in a action packed 2 minute duel.
LONGSHOREMAN savagely defeated I MOTHER EARTH in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
IOTA DRACONIS was demolished by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a popular 2 minute one-sided brawl.
REASONABLE DOUBT was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THE GNOME outlasted RAFERTY in a popular 9 minute brutal bout.
SUPERSTAR was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BREAK OF DAY was overpowered by SECOND MATE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched duel.
CLEAN HANDS was overpowered by RIGHTEOUS in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was defeated by BEA HEADER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute competition.
FIRE vanquished SIF in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
DIFFERENT RULER vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
THIRD STONE was vanquished by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SEVERIN viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
MASTER PLAN viciously subdued LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
JAROBI was narrowly defeated by PICAROON in a 2 minute contest.
PEEKING DUCK viciously subdued FOREIGN SHORE in a popular 1 minute gory conflict.
WHOOPIE DOO was defeated by RUY LOPEZ in a exciting 1 minute bout.
JONAS was viciously subdued by HERMY in a action packed 9 minute bloody match.
BLOCK vanquished BERT & ERNIE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
POWER PUNCH was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVISSIRATOR was overpowered by MERLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PART POWER was devastated by LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
ST. RIKER was bested by R-1 in a 3 minute fight.
DARQUE PREACHER subdued SEDAN OF BAN in a action packed 4 minute bout.
HOFFA was overpowered by ZETA AQUILAE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
CELL BLOCK A won victory over BETTERMAN in a 3 minute contest.
MAJOR NELSON viciously subdued OVERSTAND in a popular 3 minute brutal struggle.
THE TAKEOVER handily defeated CHAZZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SNOWBALL V vanquished CRYINARA in a 2 minute brutal mismatched contest.
DERAILED was outwaited by WILLIE BROWN in a 13 minute battle.
ISHIBO was beaten by GWAR in a exciting 2 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 44 LUNGING ATTACK 241 - 149 - 4 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 29 PARRY-RIPOSTE 38 - 30 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 26 STRIKING ATTACK 137 - 113 - 2 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 24 PARRY-STRIKE 39 - 35 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 22 SLASHING ATTACK 50 - 52 - 1 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 16 WALL OF STEEL 93 - 100 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 9 PARRY-LUNGE 44 - 49 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 143 - 166 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 AIMED BLOW 235 - 281 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 BASHING ATTACK 89 - 139 - 1 39 |
Turn 701 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 8 AIMED BLOW 21 - 23 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 14 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 7 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 13 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 15
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE ICE WIND 47-7758 50 24 1 233 BASH BROS PARK (1867)
LUNGING ATTACK FENDER 22-7186 39 21 0 268 ARE YOU ? (1647)
AIMED BLOW JOB 18-6129 55 175 0 261 SHEPHERDS (1713)
BASHING ATTACK ONUPHRE 31-3385 73 82 3 242 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717)
WALL OF STEEL NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742 30 25 3 221 FACES OF DEATH (1801)
PARRY-LUNGE DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 58 77 0 216 BLUE NOTE (1642)
STRIKING ATTACK LONE WOLF 31-162 51 72 1 212 AVENGERS (1321)
SLASHING ATTACK DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 44 37 1 208 LAZY SUNDAY (1688)
TOTAL PARRY SLINKY 25-3080 40 32 0 208 FACES OF DEATH (1801)
PARRY-STRIKE INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 46 48 4 203 T-3 (1591)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
BEA HEADER 99-4683. The ten other most popular fighters were RAFERTY 41-4670,
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621, COG 5-4132, PULLED ORC 45-4702, RYO 31-6470, RZA
84--27346, SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339, INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476, FAT LIP 52-3791, and
SNAKE BITE 56-4343.
The least popular fighter this week was WILLIE BROWN 6-6944. The other ten least
popular fighters were POWER PUNCH 13-5629, JONAS 25-5938, 8 AM CLASS 72-6621, THIRD
STONE 22-7244, SIF 20-220, CLEAN HANDS 17-7677, SUPERSTAR 84-29091, WEST WOOD
13-5630, PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250, and KASPAROV 46-4450.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 3 0 SOLVEN(22) 4 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 2 3 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 6 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 1 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 4 0
KALTOS(5) 4 2 0 MORYA(28) 5 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 3 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 2 0
BONSUR(7) 3 4 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 3 0 JURINE(61) 2 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 3 0 MURSKA(35) 2 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 4 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 3 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 3 2 0
TOBIR(14) 3 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
MALCORN(15) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 13 9 0
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 3 3 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 3 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 3 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JMJ 1-9161 34 28 1 229 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
ARCHED EYELID 2-5775 41 40 1 173 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
CRACKED BELL 3-7506 42 24 1 191 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 31 12 1 170 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 43 34 0 206 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 65 70 0 172 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 38 42 1 218 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 52 37 3 212 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
DARWIN 10-6236 47 42 0 164 THE MENTORS (1860) KOLACT
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 55 44 1 195 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 58 77 0 216 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 44 45 1 50 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
IGNORANCE 14-4977 38 28 2 205 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
KHELOLIR 15-5407 26 23 0 188 WRATHMEN 5 (1792) MALCORN
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 51 25 0 181 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 19 15 2 64 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
JOB 18-6129 55 175 0 261 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
COSMO 19-4498 37 37 1 102 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
SIF 20-220 18 20 1 58 DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (1929 SEAM
FENDER 22-7186 39 21 0 268 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
UGH LEE 24-5247 24 1 1 228 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742 30 25 3 221 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
BLOCK 26-5168 16 13 0 73 FIST (1889) CALEAM
GORDONS 28-5337 33 14 0 181 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
THE HITMAN 30-4550 20 8 0 137 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
ONUPHRE 31-3385 73 82 3 242 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 60 51 0 193 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 44 66 0 187 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
KERN 36-7601 29 19 1 178 ORDER (1780) JHANS
FOREVER PORCH 38-5173 27 19 2 164 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726 22 7 0 111 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
SOLO 40-4614 24 15 0 153 XCOM ALPHA (1846) ZENSU
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 44 37 1 208 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
PULLED ORC 45-4702 47 29 1 210 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 68 52 0 182 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
ICE WIND 47-7758 50 24 1 233 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 22 12 0 163 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
MAJOR NELSON 51-3631 5 1 0 63 HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934) TRICORUS
FAT LIP 52-3791 26 31 1 176 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 52 35 1 195 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 37 34 1 208 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 24 19 1 57 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 44 30 0 196 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688 41 19 1 242 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 31 22 1 102 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370 26 6 1 148 SCOTCH (1705) KYR'TERR
DERAILED 72-6912 16 9 0 64 BASH BROS TRAIN (1902) DRAGONHEAD
SNOWBALL V 74-4357 28 37 0 89 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 53 67 0 191 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 51 56 2 196 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
RZA 84--27346 36 15 1 197 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
SOGGY 96-4997 22 34 3 176 FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869) OLD VALAMANTIS
POE 97-5615 29 27 5 223 CHIEFS 4 (1870) SHADOW GROVE
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 46 48 4 203 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
RIB IAYE 99-4345 30 38 4 199 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732) SOUTH RIDGE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
TRICK SHOULDER (52-1053) OTTO'S PARTS (150)
POSSUMS (82-23222) LEE SAYS SO (3699)
MEROBRYLLA (82-37956) SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 (6302)
IRONPUSS (82-38621) METALLICATS (6419)
AFRAID TO SHOOT (82-43653) ROOKIE MAIDEN 47 (7323)
BLACK ANGEL (82-46442) STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)
FLIGHT (82-46541) STONED ROOKIES 35 (7806)
RUN LIKE HELL (82-52904) ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)
LEONARD FUNK (84-9258) MEDAL OF HONOR X10 (1679)
TENURED WHELP (84-15361) DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII (2713)
CAT MESSIAH (84-16763) THE INQUISITION IX (2961)
HAND ON THE PUMP (84-29220) CYPRESS HILL (5177)
FJORD (84-36346) IDIOCRACY (4683)
CLICK STUPID LINKS (84-42122) 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes