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Date   : 03/08/2017    Duedate: 03/21/2017

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DM 101    TURN 707

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 4 PROS & A  85/1937   76   53   2 58.9      MCPANTS 82/1785
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    127   93   0 57.7      THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
    BASH BROS NEWS 72/1942                      TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                   9 FIST 26/1889        2776 2699  33 50.7
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     MMMP 84/1936
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   QUEEN 9/1629
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  JAY-Z 10/1709
  3 WRATHMEN 36/923      301  223   2 57.4      TRIBE 24/1648
    WRATHMEN! 41/1916                           RUN DMC 1/1626
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          VANITY 84/1855
    WRATHMEN 6 36/1941                          DIGNITY 84/1883
    WRATHMEN XXVII 26/1935                      SIC 'EM 84/1905
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 HAIR DAY 84/1841
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1584 1215  11 56.6      ILLMATIC 11/1925
    AQUILA 62/1908                              PEARL JAM 4/1638
    PICTOR 26/1938                              AL BUMS V 84/1932
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            CRITICALS 75/1635
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         I WANT YOU 3/1699
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      WILD STYLE 84/1791
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
  5 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   174  139   0 55.6      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    PICTURE THIS 56/1943                        BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
    HOPELESS DREAMERS 51/1934                   ENTER THE WU 84/1676
  6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    714  590   3 54.8      LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      PAID IN FULL 84/1868
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
  7 EMPIRE 10/1851       205  172   2 54.4      TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    IMPORTANT 12/1944                           BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
  8-GET 56/1814           84   77   2 52.2      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    BALTO 6/1793                                THE MISEDUCATION 84/1924
    ERRATA 81/1823                              CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    RANDOM 30/1803                              PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827
 10 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831   95   98   3 49.2      FACES OF DEATH 25/1801
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717              14 ORDER 14/1754        241  293   3 45.1
 11 WE GOT GAME 46/1695  190  214   2 47.0      ORDER 36/1780
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                         SEINFELD 19/1741
    COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915                     TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749                     OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
 12 T-3 98/1591          440  513   4 46.2   15 AVENGERS 31/1321     183  264   0 40.9
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                      BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                 16 ARROGANCE 18/755     597  985  11 37.7
    WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921               17-BIG IDEA 47/1866       3    5   0 37.5
 13 SHANGHAIED 81/1939    60   70   2 46.2

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Fight day again!
     Yup, here we are again.  Or here I am, and here you will be a few days later, 
reading this report. 
     Huh.  One hundred thirteen fights, six challenges, one death.  Not quite as good 
as last time, but at least some of you took an interest.
     Dying's not easy.  Been there, done that, bought the tabard.  REDICULOUS (84-
41392) (23-15-0,76) of SIC 'EM fought FHTAGN (31-6516) (18-24-1,79) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 
4U!.  REDICULOUS dispatched FHTAGN in a 1 minute duel.  You know, there's a shop in 
Talahya now that sells those tabards.  I really did buy one.  It says, "Times Dead, 1.  
Times alive, 2."  Rediculous, you should buy the tabard.  I'll give you the address.
     So, six challenges...
     COWBOYS (97-5301) (26-27-4,219) of DEAD MAN'S HAND challenged ANGEL CAKE (45-
4737) (33-19-1,250) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  COWBOYS slimly won victory over ANGEL CAKE in 
a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Cowboys is top Waste, same as last time.  Good job.
     KASPAROV (46-4450) (33-22-2,195) of WE GOT GAME challenged ELMORE JAMES (6-6782) 
(52-54-0,196) of BLACK AND BLUES.  KASPAROV viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in an 
action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
     FUERDAI (1-9286) (23-13-2,123) of YUPPIE HORDE challenged CREAMED MALCORN (7-
6394) (32-38-0,123) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  FUERDAI savagely defeated CREAMED MALCORN in a 
crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge duel.
     MERLIN (52-4401) (23-8-0,106) of COURTS OF CHAOS challenged RYO (31-6470) (29-30-
1,128) of AVENGERS.  MERLIN savagely defeated RYO in a 2 minute brutal Challenge 
fight.
     LOVE PINK (1-9204) (28-22-0,126) of YUPPIE HORDE challenged SHARP TIE (84-38182) 
(29-31-0,134) of VANITY.  LOVE PINK bested SHARP TIE in an action packed 2 minute 
Challenge brawl.
     RUY LOPEZ (46-4461) (27-17-2,93) of WE GOT GAME challenged DIKEMBE MUTUMBO (7-
3267) (35-48-1,100) of UNDER JOLLY ROGER.  RUY LOPEZ savagely defeated DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 
in an exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
     The Title fight was too short, in my opinion.  You can't tell the relative 
quality of a pair of fighters in under a minute; luck is too big a factor. ONUPHRE 
(31-3385) (78-82-3,319) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! fought YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (53-18-
2,250) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  ONUPHRE slimly won victory over YONDER ORPHAN in an 
action packed 1 minute Title fight.  So, Onuphre is still our top Basher and still 
isn't writing columns.  That's okay.  I wouldn't, either.
     The top Slasher is Double True, taking over from Angel Cake.  IGNORANCE (14-4977) 
(42-29-2,215) of MENTOR BLISS fought DOUBLE TRUE (41-4585) (49-37-1,248) of LAZY 
SUNDAY.  IGNORANCE was overpowered by DOUBLE TRUE in a popular 1 minute one-sided 
bout.
     Top Lunger, same as last turn, is Dragon Fruit.  DRAGON FRUIT (7-6371) (41-44-
1,238) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought SILVER SEAS (22-7127) (45-29-0,196) of ARE YOU ?.  
DRAGON FRUIT handily defeated SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
     Baby Back Ribs is top Striker.  EARLY ONE MORNING (16-6010) (53-28-0,195) of 
BLOOD ON THE TRACKS fought BABY BACK RIBS (24-5049) (32-17-2,204) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  
EARLY ONE MORNING was overpowered by BABY BACK RIBS in a 4 minute competition.
     The best TP is Rare Breed.  ICE WIND (47-7758) (54-25-1,258) of BASH BROS PARK 
fought RARE BREED (28-5350) (46-24-0,203) of BIG SHOTS.  ICE WIND was savagely 
defeated by RARE BREED in a popular 14 minute gory melee.  Nice fight!
     Zensu Lasagna is the top Aimed Blow.  ILL SUBLIMINAL (24-5084) (56-32-1,190) of 
TRIBE fought ZENSU LASAGNA (61-3728) (47-76-1,204) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  ILL SUBLIMINAL 
was savagely defeated by ZENSU LASAGNA in a popular 3 minute fray.
     Ruth is the top PR.  RUTH (18-10121) (85-63-0,191) of SHEPHERDS fought HIGHWAY 
GAMBLER (5-5401) (47-35-0,207) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  RUTH unbelievably bested HIGHWAY 
GAMBLER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory duel.
     Dizzy Gillespie is back as the top Parry-Lunge.  DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (60-
80-0,188) of BLUE NOTE fought SOGGY (96-4997) (26-35-3,190) of FRUIT LOOPS 18.  DIZZY 
GILLESPIE handily defeated SOGGY in an action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
     And the top Parry-Strike is Solo.  SOLO (40-4614) (26-18-0,192) of XCOM ALPHA 
fought LONE WOLF (31-162) (51-77-1,177) of AVENGERS.  SOLO vanquished LONE WOLF in an 
action packed 1 minute gory one-sided match.
     So, that's all the stylemasters.
     Job is still, as always, the overall popularity leader.  COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) 
(67-53-0,211) of RUN DMC fought JOB (18-6129) (58-177-0,205) of SHEPHERDS.  COLOSSEUM 
HALLS was outwaited by JOB in an action packed 7 minute gory duel.  Outwaited, but it 
was action packed, too.  Colosseum Halls used to be the top TP but he lost it this 
turn.
     This turn's favorite is Blackguard.  BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (24-7-3,189) of DUNGEON 
CELL fought AIR RAID (84-32877) (29-21-0,179) of I SHALL BE FREE. BLACKGUARD was 
outwaited by AIR RAID in an exciting 7 minute struggle.
     And who was voted least popular?  That would be The Gnome.  SECOND MATE (22-7157) 
(23-22-1,85) of SEA DOGS fought THE GNOME (84-26786) (33-22-0,85) of PIPER AT THE 
GATES.  SECOND MATE devastated THE GNOME in a 3 minute gory one-sided battle.  All it 
takes is one bad day to ruin your credit, huh?
     And that's all the news that's fit to print.  There's more, but I would have to 
scribble it out longhand and I don't wanna.  So, take off, you guys. We're done here.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              79  82  3  343  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          50  37  1  266  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          42  44  1  255  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          47  25  1  249  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 POE 97-5615                  33  29  5  235  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          73  53  0  234  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 COWBOYS 97-5301              27  27  4  232  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      64  53  0  229  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       33  17  2  229  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 UGH LEE 24-5247              28   3  1  225  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 RARE BREED 28-5350           47  24  0  223  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
-MEABEER 56-3899              34  24  0  222  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        48  76  1  221  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 JOB 18-6129                  59 177  0  220  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
-BACK 56-3949                 33  24  0  214  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       39  13  3  213  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121                86  63  0  210  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DAISY 14-4967                45  31  0  208  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        38  37  0  208  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SLINKY 25-3080               43  34  0  207  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 RZA 84-38190                 39  18  1  207  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        34  26  3  205  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 ICE WIND 47-7758             54  26  1  204  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          47  33  0  204  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 KASPAROV 46-4450             34  22  2  204  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           20  29  4  203  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      61  80  0  202  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 MARY MARY 1-8872             53  67  1  202  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DOLGAN 56-751                51 109  5  202  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          34  14  2  201  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         34  32  0  201  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 AIR RAID 84-32877            30  21  0  201  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 SOLO 40-4614                 27  18  0  201  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            34  25  1  200  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       47  36  0  199  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 COG 5-4132                   36  42  2  199  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       67  54  0  198  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           33  20  1  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       58  35  0  197  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           39  38  1  197  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         78  64  0  196  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         53  19  2  196  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 DARWIN 10-6236               50  45  0  196  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       46  70  0  196  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 GORDONS 28-5337              35  18  0  196  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          52  55  0  194  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-ARCHED EYELID 2-5775         44  42  1  194  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        58  32  0  193  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      49  38 11  193  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            42  30  2  193  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
-DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         34  16  2  193  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 ERIK 56-3399                 76  97  1  192  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 CHUCKY 22-7121               29  15  1  192  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    53  29  0  191  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           51  31  1  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 USURPER 46-4447              28  15  1  191  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    55  37  1  190  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DOBBIE 84-30850              51  65  2  190  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 FENDER 22-7186               43  23  0  190  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           30  25  3  190  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       20   9  0  190  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       56  33  1  188  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             31  40  4  188  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          45  30  0  187  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       43  23  1  187  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DIAZ 14-5026                 28  33  1  187  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         31  42  0  186  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       45  48  4  185  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 JEX 14-4848                  36  31  0  185  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            24   8  3  184  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         33  16  1  183  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       50  50  4  182  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 JMJ 1-9161                   36  32  1  181  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       47  73  4  180  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 COSMO 19-4498                41  39  1  180  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 KHELOLIR 15-5407             28  27  0  180  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 SOGGY 96-4997                26  36  3  180  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        46  33  3  177  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          53  42  3  176  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 KERN 36-7601                 31  23  1  175  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         58  47  1  174  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          53  60  2  173  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 LONE WOLF 31-162             51  78  1  173  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      53  73  0  170  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             33  25  1  170  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           30  21  3  169  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
-UPPER DECK 6-6268            32  26  0  168  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          25  12  1  167  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     50  45  0  166  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           32  27  1  165  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           25  14  1  161  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           26  11  2  156  BATTLE OF LA (1898)        BLACKSTONE
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           26  16  1  156  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      21  26  5  153  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        27  19  0  152  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 SPIRALS 75-3613              51  11  1  151  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         20   8  2  150  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          53  56  2  149  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         61  22  2  148  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 Q-TIP 24-5090                31  21  0  147  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 WATSON 9-5695                24  11  0  147  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        27  25  2  144  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       38  42  0  142  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 HOT MESS 84-45578            28  23  2  142  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      28  27  1  142  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-PAPA'S BANKBOOK 16-6250      37  31  3  140  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 CHATMON 6-6992               33  29  3  138  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 REPRESENT 11-7405            15   4  0  138  ILLMATIC (1925)            ARUAK CITY
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          68  73  0  137  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             29  22  0  136  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            28  27  0  136  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 COREA 12-7086                41  48  0  135  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         23   6  0  135  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 FUERDAI 1-9286               24  13  2  131  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           29  32  0  130  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           32  39  0  129  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 TAMBA 97-6138                21  15  4  129  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       32  39  0  124  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            29  22  0  124  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 MERLIN 52-4401               24   8  0  123  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 HOFFA 18-8478                51 186  1  122  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     26  13  1  122  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    25  12  6  122  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         23   8  1  119  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 RYO 31-6470                  29  31  1  117  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 REBUILD 36-7697              39  41  0  116  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
-SORA 82-50103                22  24  0  116  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 COLTRANE 12-7034             42  57  0  114  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
-PORTRAITIST 47-2724          28  20  0  114  BIG IDEA (1866)            NORTH FORK
 NUCKY 10-6433                23  24  0  114  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 DERAILED 72-6912             20  11  0  113  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 PRO 4 85-7401                21  19  0  111  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            28  17  2  105  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        28  31  2  104  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          24  22  1  100  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 MILES 12-7265                21   3  0   99  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   18  11  1   99  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 DRES 18-10562                26  14  1   97  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          24  15  1   97  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        16   7  1   97  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       35  49  1   95  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DESPAIR 21-7001              21  24  3   90  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
 KHADAAAN 26-5241             17   2  0   89  WRATHMEN XXVII (1935)      CALEAM
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631          9   3  0   89  HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934)   TRICORUS
 SUPERSTAR 84-29091           22   6  2   87  THE MISEDUCATION (1924)    BLACKSTONE
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         32  17  2   85  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
-SOULCYCLIST 1-9291           24  11  2   85  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 R-1 18-9490                  24  11  1   83  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         21   8  0   83  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 CRYINARA 2-6131              23  29  1   82  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         34  29  0   81  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE
-IMPALA 81-240                22   8  2   81  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          44  27  0   80  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        28  20  0   79  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           26  12  0   78  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 ISHIBO 31-6441               24  37  2   78  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             19  22  0   78  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     32  11  0   77  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         26  25  0   77  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    24  18  0   76  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 THE GNOME 84-26786           33  23  0   75  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          26  25  4   74  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 21   8  1   74  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 FHTAGN 31-6516               18  25  1   74  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           29  28  1   73  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
-CLOWN 14-4418                26  38  0   73  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     17   9  0   73  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       13   4  0   73  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           16  28  6   72  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     14   8  1   72  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 TRUE PLAYER 84-36509         20   4  1   71  MMMP (1936)                BLACKSTONE
 PICAROON 28-5202             27   9  0   70  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           18  37  4   70  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 FAITH 47-8944                26  36  1   69  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            26  34  0   68  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         25   6  1   68  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            22  17  3   68  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 SPURT 96-5750                10   3  4   65  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             26  11  0   64  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BLACKJACK JOHNSON 81-2595    17   8  1   63  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             16  13  0   62  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           28  27  2   61  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 JOMMY 56-4539                20  38  1   61  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-REPETITIVE 72-7684           19   4  0   61  BASH BROS NEWS (1942)      DRAGONHEAD
 BEDTIME 84-49248             16  72  0   59  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 SCIENCE 12-7177              14  14  2   57  IMPORTANT (1944)           RIZTAB
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     26  16  0   56  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 BLOCK 26-5168                19  16  0   55  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       18  23  0   53  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
-STUNNING HOPE 40-4662        16   3  1   52  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            41  54  1   51  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          23  20  0   51  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 GWAR 2-6074                  20  36  1   51  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     12   2  1   51  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
-MOSTLY CLEAN 1-9389          16  12  0   48  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 JAROBI 24-5158               26  41  3   47  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-COMMON 18-10519              24  23  1   47  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
-STRAY CAT 81-242             23  19  0   47  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         19  21  2   46  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          16  25  0   46  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        12   5  1   45  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RACOON 99-6151                9   4  4   44  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE
 PART POWER 13-5627           34  61  0   43  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-POINT SAYER 24-5259          17   9  0   43  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            23  16  7   42  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 HOFFA 18-9369                50 162  0   40  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          20  36  1   40  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 LHORIS 36-8041               12   3  1   40  WRATHMEN 6 (1941)          JHANS
 JONAS 25-5938                18  18  1   38  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 RAFERTY 41-4670              21  11  1   34  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          15  17  0   33  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          45  50  1   31  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-FIRE 22-7160                 25  34  5   29  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         20  38  0   29  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 CURDLE 96-5748                9   4  3   26  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
FHTAGN 31-6516            18  25  1 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 1717 REDICULOUS 84-41392       707

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COWBOYS slimly won victory over ANGEL CAKE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KASPAROV viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
FUERDAI savagely defeated CREAMED MALCORN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge duel.
MERLIN savagely defeated RYO in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
LOVE PINK bested SHARP TIE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge brawl.
RUY LOPEZ savagely defeated DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
ONUPHRE slimly won victory over YONDER ORPHAN in a action packed 1 minute Title fight.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was outwaited by JOB in a action packed 7 minute gory duel.
KURT COBAIN vanquished PULLED ORC in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ICE WIND was savagely defeated by RARE BREED in a popular 14 minute gory melee.
CRACKED BELL demolished CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET slimly won victory over GRAHAM CRACKER in a exciting 3 minute battle.
UGH LEE overpowered SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
FENDER was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
CHUCKY was handily defeated by DEF JAM SHIRT in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
HI-TOP FADE was viciously subdued by OSWALD ORC in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
IGNORANCE was overpowered by DOUBLE TRUE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DRAGON FRUIT handily defeated SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
POE savagely defeated GORDONS in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
THE HAMILTONS beat STORMCROWE PIE in a action packed 2 minute fray.
CANDY MAN was handily defeated by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BICYCLE RACE was demolished by KRILL SOUP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOLO vanquished LONE WOLF in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided match.
RIB IAYE was luckily beaten by COG in a action packed 1 minute match.
TEDDY RUXPIN was overpowered by MARY MARY in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
DIZZY GILLESPIE handily defeated SOGGY in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
JACK B. NIMBLE overpowered KERN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
JMJ was overpowered by NITROGLYCERIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ROBERT JOHNSON overpowered XI AQUILAE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
RZA savagely defeated KHELOLIR in a action packed 6 minute gory contest.
JEX was viciously subdued by GAMMA CEPHEI in a exciting 1 minute bloody battle.
DAISY overpowered INCREDIBLE SPEED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
USURPER was subdued by TOCK .. TICK in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
DIAZ lost to DOLGAN in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
EARLY ONE MORNING was overpowered by BABY BACK RIBS in a 4 minute competition.
MAIN EVENT was overpowered by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACKGUARD was outwaited by AIR RAID in a exciting 7 minute struggle.
RUTH unbelievably bested HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory duel.
ROGUE WAVE devastated BAD BORSCHT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
DOBBIE unbelievably bested KATRINA in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
STONE GOSSARD was subdued by MEGABOLOX in a action packed 5 minute gory fight.
ILL SUBLIMINAL was savagely defeated by ZENSU LASAGNA in a popular 3 minute fray.
ERIK was viciously subdued by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
SLINKY savagely defeated SNAKE BITE in a exciting 3 minute gory battle.
TICK ... TOCK overpowered LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
JIMMY THE HAND was savagely defeated by OSWALD ORC in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
VIBRANT THING was viciously subdued by HUNGRY HAROLD in a 3 minute fight.
IRON HANDED was luckily beaten by NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute contest.
SPIRALS was beaten by COSMO in a action packed 4 minute bloody bout.
MIGHTY MANFRED was overpowered by EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HEARTBREAK devastated PRIVATEER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAJESTIC BELL overpowered LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOLLOW MAN was demolished by DARWIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JOE WILLIAMS was viciously subdued by WATSON in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
MIC CHECK was subdued by AYLIAN in a 1 minute duel.
TAMBA was vanquished by IOTA DRACONIS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
INNARD SKINARD won victory over SAINT ANNIE in a exciting 1 minute brutal duel.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA demolished HOFFA in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
ANGRY LIGHTNING slimly won victory over IRON-PLATED IRV in a 3 minute match.
GUTTERSNIPE overpowered COREA in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
CHATMON defeated NUCKY in a popular 1 minute fight.
FOREVER PORCH was bested by IRON-PLATED IRV in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
JANIS JOBLIN viciously subdued FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 1 minute match.
COLONEL WIZEN was devastated by 50 STAR GENERAL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was defeated by IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 1 minute duel.
REBUILD was savagely defeated by SNOWBALL V in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
THE TAKEOVER was viciously subdued by THE QUESTION in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
REPRESENT was subdued by DARQUE PREACHER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome fray.
COLTRANE was narrowly defeated by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
HOT MESS was bested by IRON-PLATED IRV in a exciting 1 minute match.
DOUBLE E was luckily beaten by NINJA FERD in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
Q-TIP handily defeated DERAILED in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
DRES savagely defeated B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute gruesome bout.
PEEKING DUCK was subdued by ASSISTANT MANAGER in a action packed 4 minute duel.
PRO 4 overpowered CHAZZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
SECOND MATE devastated THE GNOME in a 3 minute gory one-sided battle.
THIRD STONE was defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute gory competition.
BLACKJACK JOHNSON was beaten by WILLIE BROWN in a popular 1 minute bout.
SEVERIN subdued FATHER CAT in a popular 2 minute duel.
REASONABLE DOUBT viciously subdued LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SUPERSTAR vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
8 AM CLASS beat TOMBSTONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
R-1 devastated POWER PUNCH in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
HOFFA lost to METAL BRACE in a action packed 3 minute bloody melee.
ZETA AQUILAE demolished BREAK OF DAY in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
DIFFERENT RULER handily defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CLEAN HANDS was subdued by CELL BLOCK A in a 2 minute bloody battle.
ST. RIKER luckily beat SCIENCE in a action packed 5 minute bloody contest.
MASTER PLAN savagely defeated HERMY in a popular 6 minute gory fight.
TRUE PLAYER overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JAROBI was viciously subdued by JURINE CASSEROLE in a action packed 2 minute duel.
WEST WOOD viciously subdued RAFERTY in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
WHOOPIE DOO demolished B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
REDICULOUS dispatched FHTAGN in a 1 minute duel.
ELECTRIC SHEEP was handily defeated by MILES in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
JONAS was subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute bout.
BEDTIME luckily beat GWAR in a popular 2 minute bout.
BLOCK lost to RIGHTEOUS in a action packed 4 minute contest.
PART POWER was bested by KHADAAAN in a 1 minute fight.
CURDLE was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SPURT overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
EVISSIRATOR bested SEDAN OF BAN in a popular 1 minute battle.
DELTA PICTORIS was beaten by FAITH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome battle.
JOMMY was viciously subdued by ISHIBO in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
PICAROON slimly won victory over HELLHOUND in a action packed 3 minute battle.
PRINTS OF WHALES demolished FOREIGN SHORE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
BEA HEADER was savagely defeated by CRYINARA in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
MAJOR NELSON bested GUILTY UNDERTAKER in a exciting 2 minute battle.
FREE CHEESE!! was demolished by SKILLET LIBEL in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
OVERSTAND was overpowered by HERMY in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
LHORIS was overpowered by BETTERMAN in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
ROBERT GERMAN vanquished CRUSHING AXE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA handily defeated LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      44         LUNGING ATTACK   201 - 138 -  3      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  36         WALL OF STEEL     91 -  68 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     26         PARRY-RIPOSTE     38 -  29 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         SLASHING ATTACK   55 -  43 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  21         TOTAL PARRY      134 - 138 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         PARRY-LUNGE       42 -  45 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-STRIKE      31 -  34 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         STRIKING ATTACK  102 - 112 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         AIMED BLOW       208 - 250 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    81 - 141 -  0      36  |

Turn 707 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     11 -  3     BASHING ATTACK    10 - 11         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4     TOTAL PARRY       12 - 14         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        22 - 22     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 21         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 11     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ONUPHRE 31-3385            79  82  3  343 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585        50  37  1  266 LAZY SUNDAY (1688)
LUNGING ATTACK   DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371        42  44  1  255 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)
WALL OF STEEL    COWBOYS 97-5301            27  27  4  232 DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)
STRIKING ATTACK  BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049     33  17  2  229 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)
TOTAL PARRY      RARE BREED 28-5350         47  24  0  223 BIG SHOTS (1739)
AIMED BLOW       ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728      48  76  1  221 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              86  63  0  210 SHEPHERDS (1713)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    61  80  0  202 BLUE NOTE (1642)
PARRY-STRIKE     SOLO 40-4614               27  18  0  201 XCOM ALPHA (1846)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BLACKGUARD 5-5543.  The ten other most popular fighters were HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401, 
FUERDAI 1-9286, REPRESENT 11-7405, PEEKING DUCK 81-2363, RAFERTY 41-4670, JOB 
18-6129, BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049, SCIENCE 12-7177, FOREVER PORCH 38-5173, and STONE 
GOSSARD 4-6874.

The least popular fighter this week was THE GNOME 84-26786.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OVERSTAND 36-7937, FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279, PART POWER 13-5627, 
ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602, COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255, PRIVATEER 28-5247, BICYCLE RACE 
9-5609, CANDY MAN 6-7005, SILVER SEAS 22-7127, and IGNORANCE 14-4977.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  2 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  3 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  4 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          4  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  3 0  CALEAM(26)           1  2 0  JURINE(61)           2  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  4 0  MORYA(28)            2  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  3 0  MURSKA(35)           0  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  4 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  5 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      15  8 1  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         5  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078       38  37  0  208  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 CRYINARA 2-6131             23  29  1   82  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         47  25  1  249  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        33  16  1  183  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401      47  36  0  199  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782         52  55  0  194  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         42  44  1  255  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         53  42  3  176  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              50  45  0  196  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        58  47  1  174  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     61  80  0  202  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 WEST WOOD 13-5630           41  54  1   51  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 DAISY 14-4967               45  31  0  208  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 KHELOLIR 15-5407            28  27  0  180  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   53  29  0  191  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713        19  21  2   46  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 JOB 18-6129                 59 177  0  220  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               41  39  1  180  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CHUCKY 22-7121              29  15  1  192  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      33  17  2  229  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              43  34  0  207  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 KHADAAAN 26-5241            17   2  0   89  WRATHMEN XXVII (1935)      CALEAM
 RARE BREED 28-5350          47  24  0  223  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             79  82  3  343  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     64  53  0  229  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      46  70  0  196  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845          30  25  3  190  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173       27  25  2  144  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 SOLO 40-4614                27  18  0  201  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         50  37  1  266  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    14   8  1   72  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737          33  20  1  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         73  53  0  234  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            54  26  1  204  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631         9   3  0   89  HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934)   TRICORUS
 MERLIN 52-4401              24   8  0  123  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 DOLGAN 56-751               51 109  5  202  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512         47  33  0  204  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728       48  76  1  221  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          32  27  1  165  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 DERAILED 72-6912            20  11  0  113  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          32  39  0  129  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476     53  73  0  170  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         53  60  2  173  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911      39  13  3  213  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               21  19  0  111  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               26  36  3  180  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 POE 97-5615                 33  29  5  235  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764          20  29  4  203  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 RIB IAYE 99-4345            31  40  4  188  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     MOJO'S MONKEY (16-4101) THE FUN BUNCH  (396) 
                     LEAPING LEPER (33-7940) HALLOWIENERS  (635) 
                       EMERALD CITY (47-7896) LAND OF OZ  (217) 
                   SILVERTHORN (60-8840) SUPERIOR FORCES 60  (654) 
                       KAYCRON (63-2900) SUPERIOR FORCES  (235) 
                          MADONNA (63-3068) BAD GIRLS  (325) 
                   LEAST SHREW (70-6374) SHREW CAN IT BE NOW  (529) 
                 THE GREAT PUMPKIN (82-4576) LEGENEDS OF TKE 2  (618) 
                            HARV (82-35034) MY TCS  (5768) 
                      PERPETUAL (84-14073) OTTODROME 13  (2485) 
                        GEEZER (84-20642) GETTING OLD  (3683) 
                      LAST STRAW (84-24737) OTTODROME 41  (4393) 
                       LINT (84-29649) TUM'S ALL STARS  (5238) 
                PROFANELY ABUNDANT (84-42331) WINTER 2013 XIII  (7355) 
                   ZOMBIE BABY (84-53039) SPIRIT'S SPIRITS  (9134) 
                        CHILI (85-8953) MADE WITH MEAT  (1634) 
                   VINEGAR STROKES (85-9814) THE LEAGUE II  (1787) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                          MAKING YOUR CHALLENGES GO THROUGH

     First, you need to be sure you are making your challenges correctly.
     1.  Are you writing down the warrior I.D. number of the warrior you want to 
challenge?
     2.  Is your handwriting clear?
     3.  Is the warrior you are challenging within range of your warrior?  Warriors 
can challenge within their own class and the next higher class, plus the "Challenger" 
classes can also challenge the next lower class.  So, an Adept can challenge Adepts 
and Challenger Adepts.  A Challenger Adept can challenge Adepts, Challenger Adepts, 
and Champions.  (Try not to challenge down, though.  Besides being unsportsmanlike and 
making everyone mad, it isn't advantageous to your warriors.  They need to fight more 
experienced warriors so they will learn.)
     4.  Are your warriors eligible to make challenges?  If they didn't fight within 
the last two turns, then they can't challenge.
     5.  Are the warriors they want to fight eligible to receive challenges?  If they 
didn't fight within the last two turns, then they can't be challenged.

     Next, adjust your choices for the maximum likelihood of getting your challenges.  
There are several things that will help:
     1.  Have each of your warriors challenge two different opponents from two 
different teams.  That way, if the first opponent's team doesn't fight that turn, you 
still might get your second challenge.
     2.  Use your avoids.  Have each warrior avoid the teams of whoever you think 
might be likely to challenge him.  If you can get out of being challenged, that 
increases your chance of getting your own challenge through.
     3.  Don't challenge warriors who didn't fight last turn.  The odds are higher 
that they won't be fighting this turn.
     4.  Don't challenge warriors who might be involved in a bloodfeud (either as the 
killers, or the avengers).  A bloodfeud challenge has priority over all other 
challenges.
     5.  Don't challenge Tournament Victors.  A TV challenge has priority over all 
other challenges except bloodfeuds.  You'll need to do a little research in back 
issues of the newsletter to find out who the TVs are.
     6.  Don't challenge warriors who you know are going to challenge someone else, or 
are going to get challenged by someone else.  Your challenge has a better chance of 
getting through if it is the only challenge to that particular warrior.
     7.  Don't challenge the "easy pickings."  That is, warriors above you who have 
way too few fights or very bad records for where they are ranked.  They will tend to 
get challenged a lot.
     8.  Don't challenge warriors who are likely to be avoiding your team.  This 
includes any warrior your team fought within the last two turns.
     Well, it sounds like I've eliminated just about everybody, doesn't it?  Of course 
you can challenge opponents who fit into one or more of those categories; just try to 
find ones who don't.  Your idea candidate for a challenge is:  A warrior ranked 
somewhat above your warrior in the same class, or in the next higher class, with a few 
more fights than your warrior, and a winning record, who isn't a TV and isn't 
currently at war with anyone.
     I hope this will be of some help to you.

                                                  The Rogue She-Puppy