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Date   : 04/05/2017    Duedate: 04/18/2017

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DM 101    TURN 709

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 4 PROS & A  85/1937   77   54   2 58.8      RUN DMC 1/1626
  2 WRATHMEN 36/923      304  227   2 57.3      VANITY 84/1855
    WRATHMEN! 41/1916                           DIGNITY 84/1883
    WRATHMEN 5 15/1792                          SIC 'EM 84/1905
    WRATHMEN 6 36/1941                          HAIR DAY 84/1841
    WRATHMEN XXVII 26/1935                      ILLMATIC 11/1925
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 PEARL JAM 4/1638
  3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    135  101   1 57.2      AL BUMS V 84/1932
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   CRITICALS 75/1635
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  I WANT YOU 3/1699
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1612 1243  11 56.5      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    AQUILA 62/1908                              PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    PICTOR 26/1938                              STILLMATIC 36/1652
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             WILD STYLE 84/1791
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      PAID IN FULL 84/1868
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
  5 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   179  140   0 56.1      STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    PICTURE THIS 56/1943                        TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    HOPELESS DREAMERS 51/1934                   A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
  6 EMPIRE 10/1851       223  183   2 54.9      BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    IMPORTANT 12/1944                           HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    THE MISEDUCATION 84/1924
  7 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    718  600   3 54.5      CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                   9 GET 56/1814           86   85   2 50.3
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   BALTO 6/1793
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 ERRATA 81/1823
  8 FIST 26/1889        2870 2797  34 50.6      RANDOM 30/1803
    MMMP 84/1936                                MCPANTS 82/1785
    QUEEN 9/1629                                THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
    JAY-Z 10/1709                               TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    TRIBE 24/1648                               HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
 10 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831   97  100   3 49.2      SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
 11 SHANGHAIED 81/1939    65   72   2 47.4   14 ORDER 14/1754        246  300   3 45.1
    SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827                       ORDER 36/1780
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      SEINFELD 19/1741
 12 WE GOT GAME 46/1695  195  223   2 46.7      TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                         OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915                  15 AVENGERS 31/1321     189  270   0 41.2
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749                     BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
 13 T-3 98/1591          445  520   4 46.1      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                   16 ARROGANCE 18/755     599  987  11 37.8
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Yeah, hi there.
     The dry numbers first... we had 113 fights today, 7 challenges, one death, and no 
avoids.
     It was Faith who bought the big one.  BREAK OF DAY (17-7713) (19-22-2,28) of LAY 
LADY LAY fought FAITH (47-8944) (26-37-1,61) of SERPENTS HOLD II. BREAK OF DAY 
slaughtered FAITH in a 1 minute mismatched contest.  Sucks, don't it?  I'm sorry for 
you, girl... nah, I'm not.  You shoulda fought harder.
     COWBOYS (97-5301) (27-28-4,200) of DEAD MAN'S HAND challenged DOBBIE (84-30850) 
(52-65-2,201) of PEEP SHOW.  COWBOYS was viciously subdued by DOBBIE in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.  Dobbie is our top Wall of Steel.
     KASPAROV (46-4450) (34-23-2,190) of WE GOT GAME challenged SOLO (40-4614) (27-19-
0,198) of XCOM ALPHA.  KASPAROV demolished SOLO in a popular 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge melee.
     FUERDAI (1-9286) (25-13-2,151) of YUPPIE HORDE challenged MAIDEN HAIR PASTA (7-
6221) (50-46-0,155) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  FUERDAI lost to MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
     MERLIN (52-4401) (25-8-0,146) of COURTS OF CHAOS challenged FOREVER PORCH (38-
5173) (28-25-2,148) of TMM KNOCKOFFS.  MERLIN was overpowered by FOREVER PORCH in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     LOVE PINK (1-9204) (29-23-0,137) of YUPPIE HORDE challenged BICYCLE RACE (9-5609) 
(53-43-3,139) of QUEEN.  LOVE PINK viciously subdued BICYCLE RACE in an action packed 
4 minute Challenge brawl.
     AFFLUENZA (1-9221) (33-9-0,104) of YUPPIE HORDE challenged JOE WILLIAMS (6-6583) 
(68-74-0,115) of BLACK AND BLUES.  AFFLUENZA was devastated by JOE WILLIAMS in a 6 
minute mismatched Challenge match.
     RUY LOPEZ (46-4461) (29-17-2,129) of WE GOT GAME challenged COLONEL WIZEN (10-
3255) (29-31-2,134) of EMPIRE.  RUY LOPEZ was handily defeated by COLONEL WIZEN in a 1 
minute uneven Challenge melee.
     ONUPHRE (31-3385) (80-82-3,353) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! fought ELMORE JAMES (6-
6782) (53-55-0,211) of BLACK AND BLUES.  ONUPHRE vanquished ELMORE JAMES in an action 
packed 2 minute gory uneven Title fight.  Onuphre is Home Guard's top Basher, and, of 
course, the ongoing Captain of the Guard.  And kudos to Elmore James for putting on 
such a good fight against a monster of much greater experience.
     The top Slasher is Double True, the guy with the logically impossible name.  BACK 
(56-3949) (33-24-0,214) of GET fought DOUBLE TRUE (41-4585) (51-37-1,274) of LAZY 
SUNDAY.  BACK was devastated by DOUBLE TRUE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.      
Baby Back Ribs is the top Striker.  MEABEER (56-3899) (34-24-0,222) of GET fought BABY 
BACK RIBS (24-5049) (34-17-2,248) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  MEABEER was beaten by BABY BACK 
RIBS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
     Top Parry-Riposte is RZA.  RZA (84-38190) (40-18-1,223) of ENTER THE WU fought 
ICE WIND (47-7758) (55-26-2,281) of BASH BROS PARK.  RZA handily defeated ICE WIND in 
a 1 minute one-sided contest.
     The top Aimed Blow is Daisy.  DAISY (14-4967) (46-31-0,214) of MENTOR BLISS 
fought ILL SUBLIMINAL (24-5084) (57-33-1,213) of TRIBE.  DAISY handily defeated ILL 
SUBLIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory uneven duel.
     Slinky is the top TP.  SLINKY (25-3080) (44-34-0,217) of FACES OF DEATH fought 
JACK B. NIMBLE (1-9078) (38-38-0,184) of RUN DMC.  SLINKY savagely defeated JACK B. 
NIMBLE in a popular 9 minute gruesome fight.
     Ignorance is the top Lunger.  IGNORANCE (14-4977) (43-30-2,213) of MENTOR BLISS 
fought RIB IAYE (99-4345) (31-41-4,190) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  IGNORANCE beat RIB IAYE in 
a action packed 1 minute duel.
     Okay, the top Parry-Lunge is Dizzy Gillespie, even though he lost.  DIZZY 
GILLESPIE (12-5792) (62-80-0,204) of BLUE NOTE fought WOMAN AT THE WELL (18-8583) (56-
37-1,199) of SHEPHERDS.  DIZZY GILLESPIE was narrowly defeated by WOMAN AT THE WELL in 
a 3 minute match.
     And Innard Skinard is the top Parry-Strike.  YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (54-19-2,215) 
of IT'S ALL OVER NOW fought INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (50-51-4,182) of T-3.  YONDER 
ORPHAN savagely defeated INNARD SKINARD in a exciting 4 minute brutal match.  Yonder 
Orphan was voted this turn's favorite, because he got tired.  Psh!
     Like always, Job is the overall popularity leader.  JOB (18-6129) (60-177-0,233) 
of SHEPHERDS fought PULLED ORC (45-4702) (51-32-1,197) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  JOB was 
savagely defeated by PULLED ORC in an exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.  Now, that was 
a pretty good fight although a bit too short.
     I gotta say, this fight was a bit too long.  DARQUE PREACHER (98-4105) (21-27-
5,138) of ARCANE MASH UP 14 fought HOFFA (18-8478) (52-186-1,135) of ARROGANCE.  
DARQUE PREACHER was outwaited by HOFFA in a dull 19 minute brutal conflict.  And this 
particular Hoffa was this turn's least popular fighter.  You just don't pull out a 
book and start reading it as you circle your opponent on the sands.
     So, that's all there is to say.  You guys go out and have yourself fourteen days, 
and then we'll get together again.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              81  82  3  366  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          52  37  1  290  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       35  17  2  259  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          75  53  0  251  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 RZA 84-38190                 41  18  1  248  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           22  29  4  247  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 RUTH 18-10121                88  63  0  241  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DAISY 14-4967                47  31  0  239  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          36  14  2  235  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           35  20  1  228  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 SLINKY 25-3080               45  34  0  221  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         55  19  2  218  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 SOGGY 96-4997                28  36  3  217  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 ERIK 56-3399                 78  97  1  216  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            44  30  2  216  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARY MARY 1-8872             54  68  1  209  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DOBBIE 84-30850              53  65  2  209  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          49  33  0  209  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 KASPAROV 46-4450             35  23  2  209  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    57  37  1  208  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DIAZ 14-5026                 30  33  1  208  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 UGH LEE 24-5247              29   4  1  208  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           52  32  1  207  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        48  33  3  207  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 AIR RAID 84-32877            32  21  0  207  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         80  64  0  205  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       68  55  0  205  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          48  26  1  205  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       48  37  0  205  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         35  33  0  204  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           28  16  1  202  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            25   9  3  202  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        59  33  0  201  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           40  39  1  201  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         33  42  0  201  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      62  81  0  200  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      50  39 11  200  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 MEABEER 56-3899              34  25  0  200  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 JOB 18-6129                  60 178  0  198  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        49  77  1  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 USURPER 46-4447              29  16  1  198  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758             55  27  2  196  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    54  30  0  196  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 LONE WOLF 31-162             52  79  1  196  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 COWBOYS 97-5301              27  29  4  196  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 DOLGAN 56-751                51 111  5  195  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       57  34  1  194  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       50  52  4  194  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 BACK 56-3949                 33  25  0  194  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           28  11  2  194  BATTLE OF LA (1898)        BLACKSTONE
 RARE BREED 28-5350           47  26  0  193  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 JMJ 1-9161                   37  33  1  193  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       46  49  4  192  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 RIB IAYE 99-4345             31  42  4  192  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          53  56  0  191  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         34  17  2  191  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 POE 97-5615                  34  30  5  190  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           31  32  0  190  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        38  39  0  189  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 COG 5-4132                   36  44  2  189  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          54  61  2  188  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       44  24  1  187  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SOLO 40-4614                 27  20  0  187  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       58  37  0  186  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      64  55  0  185  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 GORDONS 28-5337              36  19  0  185  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 FENDER 22-7186               43  25  0  184  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          42  46  1  184  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        34  28  3  184  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       39  15  3  183  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       46  72  0  182  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         22   8  2  181  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KERN 36-7601                 32  24  1  180  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
-KHELOLIR 15-5407             28  27  0  180  WRATHMEN 5 (1792)          MALCORN
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      54  74  0  179  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CHUCKY 22-7121               29  17  1  179  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             35  25  1  178  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            30  27  0  178  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       20  11  0  178  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          45  32  0  176  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       48  74  4  175  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           26  15  1  175  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         63  22  2  174  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 JEX 14-4848                  37  32  0  173  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            34  27  1  173  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         33  18  1  173  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 DARWIN 10-6236               50  47  0  170  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
-HEARTBREAK 36-4612           30  22  3  170  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        29  25  2  167  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     51  46  0  166  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 UPPER DECK 6-6268            32  27  0  166  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WATSON 9-5695                25  12  0  166  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           32  29  1  160  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 PRO 4 85-7401                22  20  0  158  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       39  43  0  153  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 SPIRALS 75-3613              52  12  1  152  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 REBUILD 36-7697              41  41  0  152  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         59  48  1  151  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             30  23  0  151  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 FUERDAI 1-9286               25  14  2  151  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        30  31  2  150  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          26  13  1  149  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 REPRESENT 11-7405            17   4  0  149  ILLMATIC (1925)            ARUAK CITY
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        27  21  0  147  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 TAMBA 97-6138                23  15  4  147  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           33  40  0  146  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 Q-TIP 24-5090                32  22  0  146  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 COREA 12-7086                42  49  0  143  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 HOFFA 18-8478                53 186  1  139  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          53  44  3  138  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           30  27  3  138  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 MERLIN 52-4401               25   9  0  138  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          69  74  0  137  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          54  57  2  137  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       32  41  0  134  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         23  10  1  134  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 DERAILED 72-6912             21  12  0  134  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 COSMO 19-4498                41  41  1  132  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      21  28  5  128  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 HOT MESS 84-45578            28  25  2  127  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    25  14  6  127  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         23   8  0  126  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      28  29  1  123  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          26  22  1  123  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 CHATMON 6-6992               34  30  3  122  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 NUCKY 10-6433                24  25  0  121  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631         11   3  0  121  HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934)   TRICORUS
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            29  18  2  120  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   20  11  1  118  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 COLTRANE 12-7034             43  58  0  113  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DRES 18-10562                28  14  1  112  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     26  15  1  111  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 SORA 82-50103                22  25  0  110  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 RYO 31-6470                  29  33  1  109  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            29  24  0  109  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 SUPERSTAR 84-29091           24   6  2  105  THE MISEDUCATION (1924)    BLACKSTONE
 MILES 12-7265                22   4  0  102  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     34  11  0  100  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 KHADAAAN 26-5241             18   3  0  100  WRATHMEN XXVII (1935)      CALEAM
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          25  16  1   99  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       36  50  1   97  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 AFFLUENZA 1-9221             33  10  0   97  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         34  17  2   95  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     19   9  0   95  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
-BLACKJACK JOHNSON 81-2595    18   8  1   94  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 ISHIBO 31-6441               25  38  2   92  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     16   8  1   91  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         36  29  0   89  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           18  28  6   89  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        29  21  0   86  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 IMPALA 81-240                23   8  2   85  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         27  26  0   84  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       14   5  0   84  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           30  27  2   83  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 GWAR 2-6074                  21  37  1   83  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           20  37  4   83  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    26  18  0   82  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         22   9  0   82  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 22   9  1   80  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     14   2  1   80  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 THE GNOME 84-26786           35  23  0   79  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 PICAROON 28-5202             29   9  0   79  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          22  36  1   79  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 TRUE PLAYER 84-36509         21   5  1   77  MMMP (1936)                BLACKSTONE
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             20  30  0   77  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
-FHTAGN 31-6516               18  25  1   74  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 SCIENCE 12-7177              15  15  2   74  IMPORTANT (1944)           RIZTAB
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         20  22  3   73  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         19   9  0   73  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 CLOWN 14-4418                26  39  0   71  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          24  20  0   71  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             27  12  0   70  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            26  36  0   70  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     28  16  0   69  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         21  39  0   69  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           30  29  1   68  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          27  26  4   67  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 CRYINARA 2-6131              23  31  1   67  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        17   8  1   67  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 RAFERTY 41-4670              22  12  1   66  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 BLOCK 26-5168                20  17  0   66  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            23  18  3   63  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             20  23  0   63  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 BEDTIME 84-49248             17  73  0   62  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            24  17  7   61  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 R-1 18-9490                  24  13  1   58  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        13   6  1   58  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 PART POWER 13-5627           35  62  0   53  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          16  27  0   53  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 STRAY CAT 81-242             23  20  0   50  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 JOMMY 56-4539                20  40  1   50  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SPURT 96-5750                10   5  4   50  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          44  29  0   48  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         25   8  1   48  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           26  14  0   47  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             16  15  0   47  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            41  56  1   43  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 CURDLE 96-5748                9   6  3   42  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
-LHORIS 36-8041               12   3  1   40  WRATHMEN 6 (1941)          JHANS
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       18  25  0   39  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          15  19  0   38  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 RACOON 99-6151                9   5  4   37  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE
 HOFFA 18-9369                50 164  0   36  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 JONAS 25-5938                18  20  1   35  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 FAITH 47-8944                26  38  1   34  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          45  52  1   28  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JAROBI 24-5158               26  43  3   26  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
FAITH 47-8944             26  38  1 SERPENTS HOLD II 1904  BREAK OF DAY 17-7713      709

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COWBOYS was viciously subdued by DOBBIE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
KASPAROV demolished SOLO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FUERDAI lost to MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MERLIN was overpowered by FOREVER PORCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LOVE PINK viciously subdued BICYCLE RACE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge brawl.
AFFLUENZA was devastated by JOE WILLIAMS in a 6 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RUY LOPEZ was handily defeated by COLONEL WIZEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ONUPHRE vanquished ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven Title fight.
KRILL SOUP overpowered DEF JAM SHIRT in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
POE was savagely defeated by BLACKGUARD in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
RZA handily defeated ICE WIND in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GAMMA CEPHEI was savagely defeated by RUTH in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
ZENSU LASAGNA was unbelievably bested by THE HAMILTONS in a 7 minute fight.
SNAKE BITE was viciously subdued by UGH LEE in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
BACK was devastated by DOUBLE TRUE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
YONDER ORPHAN savagely defeated INNARD SKINARD in a exciting 4 minute brutal match.
MEABEER was beaten by BABY BACK RIBS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
KURT COBAIN devastated LONE WOLF in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
ANGEL CAKE vanquished NITROGLYCERIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DAISY handily defeated ILL SUBLIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory uneven duel.
SLINKY savagely defeated JACK B. NIMBLE in a popular 9 minute gruesome fight.
ROGUE WAVE overpowered DREAM OF DAY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JOB was savagely defeated by PULLED ORC in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
IGNORANCE beat RIB IAYE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MARY MARY beat GRAHAM CRACKER in a 1 minute fray.
DARWIN was overpowered by JMJ in a exciting 4 minute gory uneven competition.
COLOSSEUM HALLS overpowered BAD BORSCHT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DIZZY GILLESPIE was narrowly defeated by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 3 minute match.
JEX was savagely defeated by SHARP TIE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
ROBERT JOHNSON was handily defeated by SOGGY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DIAZ viciously subdued DOLGAN in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
EARLY ONE MORNING narrowly defeated CHUCKY in a popular 5 minute brutal fray.
USURPER subdued COG in a 2 minute conflict.
DRAGON FRUIT was demolished by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
CANNED SAVRADESE narrowly defeated FENDER in a exciting 3 minute competition.
MEGABOLOX was handily defeated by MIC CHECK in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GUTTERSNIPE vanquished SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SAVAGE BEATING was subdued by JIMMY THE HAND in a 2 minute conflict.
MAJESTIC BELL lost to AYLIAN in a popular 1 minute conflict.
AIR RAID bested KERN in a 2 minute match.
ERIK handily defeated UPPER DECK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
HI-TOP FADE overpowered PRO 4 in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
VIBRANT THING savagely defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a popular 14 minute gory duel.
INCREDIBLE SPEED was handily defeated by OSWALD ORC in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was demolished by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CRACKED BELL savagely defeated SHARON SHEW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
STORMCROWE PIE was overcome by SAINT ANNIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
STONE GOSSARD was demolished by AYLIAN in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched battle.
TOCK .. TICK savagely defeated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
TICK ... TOCK overpowered LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
GORDONS was defeated by AYLIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
RARE BREED was viciously subdued by BATTLING BOB in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
CANDY MAN vanquished CREAMED MALCORN in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
XI AQUILAE was overpowered by JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
HOLLOW MAN was devastated by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute uneven match.
EXECUTIONER vanquished Q-TIP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAIN EVENT was overpowered by THEATRE BUM in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DOUBLE E overpowered MIGHTY MANFRED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
TEDDY RUXPIN was defeated by WATSON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
CHATMON subdued SORA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
THE QUESTION was beaten by REBUILD in a exciting 3 minute match.
THE TAKEOVER was beaten by IRON-PLATED IRV in a 2 minute fight.
NUCKY was overpowered by COREA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
REPRESENT viciously subdued FAST-FINGERS FRED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
COLTRANE was savagely defeated by SECOND MATE in a 2 minute bloody duel.
MILES was savagely defeated by MAJOR NELSON in a 2 minute gory fight.
RYO was outwaited by ASSISTANT MANAGER in a exciting 8 minute melee.
PRIVATEER was viciously subdued by IRON HANDED in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
IOTA DRACONIS was savagely defeated by SPIRALS in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bout.
DARQUE PREACHER was outwaited by HOFFA in a dull 19 minute brutal conflict.
TAMBA luckily beat HOT MESS in a exciting 2 minute bloody contest.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was narrowly defeated by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 3 minute match.
50 STAR GENERAL was defeated by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a action packed 1 minute match.
DERAILED subdued KHADAAAN in a 2 minute contest.
SNOWBALL V narrowly defeated COSMO in a exciting 2 minute match.
HORRIFYING ATTACK lost to IRON-PLATED IRV in a 2 minute brutal duel.
REDICULOUS vanquished CLOWN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DRES vanquished ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO demolished CRYINARA in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
PEEKING DUCK overpowered THIRD STONE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ROBERT GERMAN was defeated by GWAR in a 1 minute bout.
SUPERSTAR overpowered TENTH WATCH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE GNOME outwaited HERMY in a crowd pleasing 14 minute brutal fight.
REASONABLE DOUBT viciously subdued BEDTIME in a action packed 2 minute gory contest.
SEVERIN viciously subdued CLEAN HANDS in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
JAROBI was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
STRAY CAT was defeated by NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a 2 minute brawl.
CANDYMAN was vanquished by GUILTY UNDERTAKER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DIFFERENT RULER handily defeated CHAZZ in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
IMPALA overpowered PART POWER in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
TERRE HAUTE unbelievably bested FREE CHEESE!! in a 2 minute competition.
WHOOPIE DOO was demolished by ISHIBO in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
MASTER PLAN viciously subdued R-1 in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory duel.
TRUE PLAYER overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
8 AM CLASS was demolished by BETTERMAN in a action packed 3 minute mismatched fray.
ZETA AQUILAE overcame OVERSTAND in a action packed 1 minute match.
ST. RIKER was savagely defeated by PICAROON in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
HELLHOUND was viciously subdued by HERMY in a 2 minute bloody fray.
HOFFA was vanquished by METAL BRACE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
CURDLE was devastated by JURINE CASSEROLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPURT was vanquished by PRINTS OF WHALES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EVISSIRATOR overpowered JONAS in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched duel.
BLOCK was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
DELTA PICTORIS was devastated by SEDAN OF BAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BREAK OF DAY slaughtered FAITH in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
BEA HEADER savagely defeated FOREIGN SHORE in a exciting 3 minute gory contest.
RACOON was overpowered by TOMBSTONE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
JOMMY was vanquished by CELL BLOCK A in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WEST WOOD was viciously subdued by FATHER CAT in a exciting 2 minute competition.
POWER PUNCH was handily defeated by RIGHTEOUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SCIENCE was narrowly defeated by SKILLET LIBEL in a popular 2 minute bout.
CRUSHING AXE was overpowered by HERMY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
WILLIE BROWN was viciously subdued by RAFERTY in a exciting 5 minute brutal battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      47         PARRY-RIPOSTE     41 -  28 -  1      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  39         SLASHING ATTACK   58 -  40 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     28         LUNGING ATTACK   190 - 142 -  2      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         WALL OF STEEL     82 -  63 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         TOTAL PARRY      131 - 133 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         PARRY-LUNGE       40 -  42 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  33 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         AIMED BLOW       192 - 236 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         STRIKING ATTACK   88 - 115 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK    85 - 130 -  1      40  |

Turn 709 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 20         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       15 - 13     AIMED BLOW        22 - 25         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  5         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK    10 - 10     WALL OF STEEL      6 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 14         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ONUPHRE 31-3385            81  82  3  366 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585        52  37  1  290 LAZY SUNDAY (1688)
STRIKING ATTACK  BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049     35  17  2  259 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RZA 84--27346              41  18  1  248 ENTER THE WU (1676)
AIMED BLOW       DAISY 14-4967              47  31  0  239 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
TOTAL PARRY      SLINKY 25-3080             45  34  0  221 FACES OF DEATH (1801)
LUNGING ATTACK   IGNORANCE 14-4977          44  30  2  216 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
WALL OF STEEL    DOBBIE 84-30850            53  65  2  209 PEEP SHOW (1696)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    62  81  0  200 BLUE NOTE (1642)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     50  52  4  194 T-3 (1591)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387.  The ten other most popular fighters were ZENSU LASAGNA 
61-3728, CRACKED BELL 3-7506, IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546, CHUCKY 22-7121, RAFERTY 41-4670, 
DIAZ 14-5026, VIBRANT THING 24-5114, SLINKY 25-3080, JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078, and 
SPIRALS 75-3613.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105, THE GNOME 84-26786, CRUSHING AXE 40-4694, 
FAITH 47-8944, DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173, SPURT 96-5750, CHAZZ 2-6132, CANDYMAN 22-7177, 
TENTH WATCH 18-10705, and THIRD STONE 22-7244.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  3 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  5 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  4 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  6 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           0  3 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            5  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  3 0  JURINE(61)           0  4 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  4 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  4 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  3 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      17  6 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  0 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 1  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  4 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  4 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARY MARY 1-8872            54  68  1  209  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 21  37  1   83  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         48  26  1  205  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        33  18  1  173  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387        55  19  2  218  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782         53  56  0  191  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     50  39 11  200  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 WATSON 9-5695               25  12  0  166  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              50  47  0  170  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        59  48  1  151  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     62  81  0  200  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PART POWER 13-5627          35  62  0   53  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 DAISY 14-4967               47  31  0  239  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   54  30  0  196  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713        20  22  3   73  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               88  63  0  241  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               41  41  1  132  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 TERRE HAUTE 21-4522         24  20  0   71  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 FENDER 22-7186              43  25  0  184  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      35  17  2  259  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              45  34  0  221  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 KHADAAAN 26-5241            18   3  0  100  WRATHMEN XXVII (1935)      CALEAM
 RARE BREED 28-5350          47  26  0  193  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 DREAM OF DAY 30-4750        34  17  2  191  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             81  82  3  366  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     64  55  0  185  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      46  72  0  182  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                32  24  1  180  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173       29  25  2  167  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 SOLO 40-4614                27  20  0  187  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         52  37  1  290  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    16   8  1   91  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737          35  20  1  228  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         75  53  0  251  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            55  27  2  196  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631        11   3  0  121  HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934)   TRICORUS
 MERLIN 52-4401              25   9  0  138  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 ERIK 56-3399                78  97  1  216  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512         49  33  0  209  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        35  33  0  204  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          32  29  1  160  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DERAILED 72-6912            21  12  0  134  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          33  40  0  146  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476     54  74  0  179  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         54  61  2  188  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SORA 82--15433              22  25  0  110  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 RZA 84--27346               41  18  1  248  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               22  20  0  158  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               28  36  3  217  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 COWBOYS 97-5301             27  29  4  196  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764          22  29  4  247  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 RIB IAYE 99-4345            31  42  4  192  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE

                     SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI

We have planned our summer FTF for July 14-16, 2017, in Kansas City, Missouri.  It 
will be held at the Hilton Kansas City Airport.  Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-2 
occupancy, which includes free wireless internet and mini-fridges.  There's a fitness 
center, indoor/outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and Starbucks 
inside the hotel.  There is a complimentary 24-hour airport shuttle and free parking.  
The rooms are blocked.  To reserve, go here: 

                      http://group.hilton.com/realitysimulations

(As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!)  

Hotel site:  http://tinyurl.com/July16FTF 

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI