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Date   : 04/19/2017    Duedate: 05/02/2017

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 710

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 4 PROS & A  85/1937   77   55   2 58.3      VANITY 84/1855
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    140  104   1 57.4      DIGNITY 84/1883
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      SIC 'EM 84/1905
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     HAIR DAY 84/1841
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     ILLMATIC 11/1925
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   PEARL JAM 4/1638
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  AL BUMS V 84/1932
  3 WRATHMEN 36/923      306  228   2 57.3      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    WRATHMEN! 41/1916                           BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    WRATHMEN XXVII 26/1935                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 CRITICALS 75/1635
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1628 1254  11 56.5      I WANT YOU 3/1699
    AQUILA 62/1908                              JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    PICTOR 26/1938                              PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             WILD STYLE 84/1791
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      PAID IN FULL 84/1868
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
  5 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   180  142   0 55.9      LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    PICTURE THIS 56/1943                        MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
    HOPELESS DREAMERS 51/1934                   STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
  6 EMPIRE 10/1851       233  188   2 55.3      TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    IMPORTANT 12/1944                           BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
  7 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    724  601   3 54.6      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        THE MISEDUCATION 84/1924
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612               9-GET 56/1814           86   85   2 50.3
  8 FIST 26/1889        2911 2854  34 50.5      BALTO 6/1793
    MMMP 84/1936                                ERRATA 81/1823
    QUEEN 9/1629                                RANDOM 30/1803
    JAY-Z 10/1709                               MCPANTS 82/1785
    TRIBE 24/1648                               THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
    N.W.A. 84/1945                              TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
 10 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831   98  101   3 49.2      SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
 11 SHANGHAIED 81/1939    68   72   2 48.6   14 ORDER 14/1754        250  302   3 45.3
    SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827                       ORDER 36/1780
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      SEINFELD 19/1741
 12 WE GOT GAME 46/1695  196  228   2 46.2      TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                         OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915                  15 AVENGERS 31/1321     192  273   0 41.3
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749                     BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
 13 T-3 98/1591          446  525   4 45.9      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                   16 ARROGANCE 18/755     600  988  11 37.8
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.
     Today in Home Guard there were 113 fights, six challenges, no deaths, and no 
avoids.  Sorta boring.  Of course, you all ain't here to entertain me. Far as I can 
see, nobody in any of the challenge fights is a stylemaster. Guess that makes sense, 
it's the ones scrambling for position that make the effort to challenge.
     COWBOYS (97-5301) (27-29-4,196) of DEAD MAN'S HAND challenged DOLGAN (56-751) 
(51-111-5,195) of MEN OF STEEL.  COWBOYS viciously subdued DOLGAN in a crowd pleasing 
2 minute Challenge fight.
     KASPAROV (46-4450) (35-23-2,209) of WE GOT GAME challenged MARY MARY (1-8872) 
(54-68-1,209) of RUN DMC.  KASPAROV was subdued by MARY MARY in an exciting 2 minute 
Challenge melee.
     FUERDAI (1-9286) (25-14-2,151) of YUPPIE HORDE challenged XI AQUILAE (62-4794) 
(32-29-1,160) of AQUILA.  FUERDAI was defeated by XI AQUILAE in a crowd pleasing 3 
minute bloody Challenge duel.
     LOVE PINK (1-9204) (30-23-0,151) of YUPPIE HORDE challenged JEX (14-4848) (37-32-
0,173) of ORDER.  LOVE PINK was narrowly defeated by JEX in an exciting 8 minute 
bloody Challenge fight.
     MERLIN (52-4401) (25-9-0,138) of COURTS OF CHAOS challenged HOLLOW MAN (84-32919) 
(26-13-1,149) of DIGNITY.  MERLIN was devastated by HOLLOW MAN in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge duel.
     RUY LOPEZ (46-4461) (29-18-2,120) of WE GOT GAME challenged COSMO (19-4498) (41-
41-1,132) of SEINFELD.  RUY LOPEZ was beaten by COSMO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
Challenge brawl.
     Well, we've got a new Tower Guardian.  ONUPHRE (31-3385) (81-82-3,366) of WHAMMO 
& THUDDA 4U! fought ANGEL CAKE (45-4737) (35-20-1,228) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  ONUPHRE was 
overpowered by ANGEL CAKE in an action packed 1 minute uneven Title melee.  So Angel 
Cake is now our top-ranked Slasher (beating Double True out of that spot).
     Speaking of Double True, he had a real bad day.  KRILL SOUP (98-4764) (22-29-
4,247) of SHEWISH BISTRO fought DOUBLE TRUE (41-4585) (52-37-1,290) of LAZY SUNDAY.  
KRILL SOUP vanquished DOUBLE TRUE in an action packed 1 minute uneven fight.  Krill 
Soup is now our top Striker.
     RZA is the top Parry-Riposte.  RZA (84-38190) (41-18-1,248) of ENTER THE WU 
fought BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (54-61-2,188) of OTTO'S DINER.  RZA overpowered BAD 
BORSCHT in an exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
     The top Aimed Blow is Daisy.  ERIK (56-3399) (78-97-1,216) of MEN OF STEEL fought 
DAISY (14-4967) (47-31-0,239) of MENTOR BLISS.  ERIK was viciously subdued by DAISY in 
an exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
     Ignorance is the top Lunger.  IGNORANCE (14-4977) (44-30-2,216) of MENTOR BLISS 
fought CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (50-39-11,200) of SHEWISH PICNIC. IGNORANCE 
overpowered CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
     The top TP is Slinky.  SLINKY (25-3080) (45-34-0,221) of FACES OF DEATH fought 
SAINT ANNIE (84-41396) (22-8-2,181) of TOM THUMB BLUES.  SLINKY won victory over SAINT 
ANNIE in a 2 minute bout.  Wow, short fight for a TP.
     Yonder Orphan is the top Basher.  SOGGY (96-4997) (28-36-3,217) of FRUIT LOOPS 18 
fought YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (55-19-2,218) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW. SOGGY was savagely 
defeated by YONDER ORPHAN in an exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
     The best Waste is Nitroglycerin.  ILL SUBLIMINAL (24-5084) (57-34-1,194) of TRIBE 
fought NITROGLYCERIN (25-2742) (34-28-3,184) of FACES OF DEATH.  ILL SUBLIMINAL was 
viciously subdued by NITROGLYCERIN in an exciting 3 minute bout.
     Best Parry-Lunge is Dizzy Gillespie.  DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (62-81-0,200) of 
BLUE NOTE fought WATSON (9-5695) (25-12-0,166) of SERPENTS HOLD 3.  DIZZY GILLESPIE 
overcame WATSON in an exciting 5 minute fight.
     Innard Skinard is the top Parry-Strike.  SHARP TIE (84-38182) (31-32-0,190) of 
VANITY fought INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (50-52-4,194) of T-3.  SHARP TIE slimly lost to 
INNARD SKINARD in a popular 3 minute fight.  So this means... whee, every stylemaster 
won his or her fight!  That's uncommon. Good going.
     Okay, as usual, the overall popularity leader is Job.  COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) 
(68-55-0,205) of RUN DMC fought JOB (18-6129) (60-178-0,198) of SHEPHERDS.  COLOSSEUM 
HALLS was bested by JOB in a popular 4 minute gory contest.  You always put on a good 
show, Job, but you shouldn't do it by bleeding everywhere.
     Major Nelson was voted this turn's favorite.  MAJOR NELSON (51-3631) (11-3-0,121) 
of HOPELESS DREAMERS fought HOFFA (18-8478) (53-186-1,139) of ARROGANCE.  MAJOR NELSON 
was luckily beaten by HOFFA in a popular 9 minute gruesome fight.  Aw, Major Nelson 
got tired.  Psh.
     And today's booby prize goes to Spirals.  SPIRALS (75-3613) (52-12-1,152) of 
CRITICALS fought RIPPY BRICKBOY (101-1) (0-0-0,200) of  .  SPIRALS was outwaited by 
RIPPY BRICKBOY in a tiring 21 minute gory duel.  Holy poot! No wonder he was voted 
least popular.  Spirals, you need to get a good night's sleep before fight day.
     So that's it, and I'm outa here.  Later.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven 

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           36  20  1  241  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           23  29  4  266  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          76  53  0  259  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 RZA 84-38190                 42  18  1  256  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 RUTH 18-10121                89  63  0  255  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DAISY 14-4967                48  31  0  247  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          37  14  2  246  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            45  30  2  233  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 SLINKY 25-3080               46  34  0  229  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         56  19  2  226  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         81  64  0  224  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 MARY MARY 1-8872             55  68  1  221  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       49  37  0  217  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          49  26  1  216  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    55  30  0  215  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        50  77  1  215  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 JOB 18-6129                  61 178  0  214  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            26   9  3  214  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JMJ 1-9161                   38  33  1  213  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 POE 97-5615                  35  30  5  211  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    58  37  1  210  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         34  18  1  210  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       21  11  0  210  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          43  46  1  209  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        35  28  3  209  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       49  74  4  207  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SOGGY 96-4997                28  37  3  207  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      63  81  0  206  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 LONE WOLF 31-162             53  79  1  205  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 FENDER 22-7186               44  25  0  205  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           28  17  1  205  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 COWBOYS 97-5301              28  29  4  204  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 COG 5-4132                   37  44  2  203  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       35  18  2  202  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      65  55  0  201  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 ERIK 56-3399                 78  98  1  200  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-MEABEER 56-3899              34  25  0  200  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 ICE WIND 47-7758             55  28  2  199  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       51  52  4  199  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 KASPAROV 46-4450             35  24  2  198  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 AIR RAID 84-32877            32  22  0  198  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 CHUCKY 22-7121               30  17  1  198  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        59  34  0  196  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       45  24  1  196  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         33  43  0  196  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 SOLO 40-4614                 28  20  0  196  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       68  56  0  195  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        48  34  3  195  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       40  15  3  195  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              81  83  3  194  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      50  40 11  194  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           40  40  1  194  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
-BACK 56-3949                 33  25  0  194  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         35  34  0  193  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 DIAZ 14-5026                 30  34  1  193  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       46  50  4  192  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-RIB IAYE 99-4345             31  42  4  192  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
 DOLGAN 56-751                51 112  5  191  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         34  17  2  191  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          52  38  1  190  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     52  46  0  190  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 RARE BREED 28-5350           47  27  0  190  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           31  33  0  189  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 DOBBIE 84-30850              53  66  2  188  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       57  35  1  187  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          54  62  2  187  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 USURPER 46-4447              29  17  1  186  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         22   9  2  185  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       47  72  0  184  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           52  33  1  182  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      55  74  0  181  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        38  40  0  181  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             35  26  1  180  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            31  27  0  180  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 UGH LEE 24-5247              29   5  1  180  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         64  22  2  179  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 JEX 14-4848                  38  32  0  179  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           28  12  2  179  BATTLE OF LA (1898)        BLACKSTONE
 GORDONS 28-5337              36  20  0  178  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          49  34  0  177  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           26  16  1  177  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            35  27  1  175  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        30  25  2  174  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       58  38  0  173  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 WATSON 9-5695                25  13  0  173  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236               51  47  0  172  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           33  29  1  172  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 PRO 4 85-7401                22  21  0  171  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          53  57  0  170  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-HEARTBREAK 36-4612           30  22  3  170  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          45  33  0  169  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-UPPER DECK 6-6268            32  27  0  166  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          27  13  1  165  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       39  44  0  160  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 REPRESENT 11-7405            18   4  0  159  ILLMATIC (1925)            ARUAK CITY
 REBUILD 36-7697              41  42  0  158  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 LOVE PINK 1-9204             30  24  0  157  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 SPIRALS 75-3613              52  13  1  156  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MILES 12-7265                23   4  0  156  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         60  48  1  154  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 FUERDAI 1-9286               25  15  2  152  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 TAMBA 97-6138                24  15  4  151  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 Q-TIP 24-5090                33  22  0  150  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          53  45  3  147  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        27  22  0  147  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        30  32  2  145  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 HOFFA 18-8478                54 186  1  144  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          27  22  1  142  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 COSMO 19-4498                42  41  1  141  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           31  27  3  141  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     27  15  1  140  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 SUPERSTAR 84-29091           25   6  2  139  THE MISEDUCATION (1924)    BLACKSTONE
 DERAILED 72-6912             22  12  0  139  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 KERN 36-7601                 32  25  1  136  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       32  42  0  136  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 MERLIN 52-4401               25  10  0  135  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 COREA 12-7086                42  50  0  134  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            30  24  0  134  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      22  28  5  131  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 RYO 31-6470                  30  33  1  129  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         24   8  0  128  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 HOT MESS 84-45578            28  26  2  127  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         23  11  1  127  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   21  11  1  127  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 DRES 18-10562                28  15  1  124  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631         11   4  0  124  HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934)   TRICORUS
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          54  58  2  121  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           33  41  0  121  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      28  30  1  120  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 NUCKY 10-6433                24  26  0  120  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 MC REN 84-27222              30  20  0  118  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            29  19  2  118  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          69  75  0  115  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 COLTRANE 12-7034             43  59  0  114  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 KHADAAAN 26-5241             19   3  0  113  WRATHMEN XXVII (1935)      CALEAM
-SORA 82-50103                22  25  0  110  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    25  15  6  108  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         35  17  2  105  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATMON 6-6992               34  31  3  105  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     35  11  0  102  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          26  16  1  102  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     19  10  0  100  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          23  36  1   99  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
-AFFLUENZA 1-9221             33  10  0   97  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        30  21  0   95  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 ISHIBO 31-6441               25  39  2   95  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-BLACKJACK JOHNSON 81-2595    18   8  1   94  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           19  28  6   93  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     15   2  1   92  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         37  29  0   91  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         28  26  0   89  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         23   9  0   89  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 23   9  1   88  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             21  30  0   88  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    27  18  0   87  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     16   9  1   87  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       15   5  0   86  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
-IMPALA 81-240                23   8  2   85  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           30  28  2   82  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 SCIENCE 12-7177              16  15  2   82  IMPORTANT (1944)           RIZTAB
 THE GNOME 84-26786           36  23  0   81  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 PICAROON 28-5202             30   9  0   81  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 TRUE PLAYER 84-36509         22   5  1   81  MMMP (1936)                BLACKSTONE
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        14   6  1   79  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       36  51  1   78  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             27  13  0   77  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 R-1 18-9490                  25  13  1   77  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           31  29  1   74  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 RAFERTY 41-4670              23  12  1   74  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 GWAR 2-6074                  21  38  1   74  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     29  16  0   71  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
-CLOWN 14-4418                26  39  0   71  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          24  20  0   71  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             21  23  0   71  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         20  23  3   69  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        18   8  1   69  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           20  38  4   68  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 BLOCK 26-5168                20  18  0   68  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         21  40  0   66  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       19  25  0   66  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         19  10  0   66  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          27  27  4   65  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BEDTIME 84-49248             17  74  0   65  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 CRYINARA 2-6131              23  32  1   64  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            23  19  3   60  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 GOD'S SON 84-23391           11   7  1   60  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 PART POWER 13-5627           36  62  0   55  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-BRUTALIX 31-6646             15   8  1   54  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          16  28  0   52  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
-STRAY CAT 81-242             23  20  0   50  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             17  15  0   50  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           26  15  0   48  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            41  57  1   46  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          44  30  0   44  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            26  37  0   44  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 JOMMY 56-4539                20  41  1   43  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 HOFFA 18-9369                50 165  0   42  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 JONAS 25-5938                18  21  1   39  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
-RACOON 99-6151                9   5  4   37  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE
 FAITH 47-8944                26  39  1   36  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            24  18  7   36  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SPURT 96-5750                10   6  4   35  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
-HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       10   2  0   32  MOTHER'S MILK (1946)       BLACKSTONE
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          45  53  1   31  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         25   9  1   29  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 CURDLE 96-5748                9   7  3   26  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          15  20  0   24  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 JAROBI 24-5158               26  44  3   22  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COWBOYS viciously subdued DOLGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
KASPAROV was subdued by MARY MARY in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
FUERDAI was defeated by XI AQUILAE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
LOVE PINK was narrowly defeated by JEX in a exciting 8 minute bloody Challenge fight.
MERLIN was devastated by HOLLOW MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RUY LOPEZ was beaten by COSMO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ONUPHRE was overpowered by ANGEL CAKE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title melee.
KRILL SOUP vanquished DOUBLE TRUE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SOGGY was savagely defeated by YONDER ORPHAN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
RZA overpowered BAD BORSCHT in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ERIK was viciously subdued by DAISY in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
KURT COBAIN devastated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched bout.
SLINKY won victory over SAINT ANNIE in a 2 minute bout.
BABY BACK RIBS was bested by EARLY ONE MORNING in a action packed 5 minute duel.
ROGUE WAVE devastated HI-TOP FADE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RUTH beat GUTTERSNIPE in a exciting 6 minute brutal match.
IGNORANCE overpowered CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was bested by JOB in a popular 4 minute gory contest.
SHARP TIE slimly lost to INNARD SKINARD in a popular 3 minute match.
DRAGON FRUIT handily defeated MIC CHECK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
THE HAMILTONS was defeated by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a 4 minute match.
PULLED ORC was overpowered by MAJESTIC BELL in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
DOBBIE was viciously subdued by CHUCKY in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
DEF JAM SHIRT vanquished LONG-NECKED LARRY in a action packed 2 minute uneven bout.
SOLO handily defeated SHARON SHEW in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
GAMMA CEPHEI was overpowered by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIZZY GILLESPIE overcame WATSON in a exciting 5 minute fight.
POE savagely defeated RARE BREED in a popular 7 minute brutal fight.
ZENSU LASAGNA overpowered GORDONS in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
GRAHAM CRACKER bested CANDY MAN in a 2 minute duel.
SAVAGE BEATING narrowly defeated REBUILD in a exciting 6 minute struggle.
DIAZ was savagely defeated by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a exciting 5 minute struggle.
JACK B. NIMBLE was overpowered by LONE WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JMJ demolished USURPER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TOCK .. TICK was overpowered by STORMCROWE PIE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WOMAN AT THE WELL demolished MIGHTY MANFRED in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
TICK ... TOCK savagely defeated ICE WIND in a action packed 16 minute gruesome battle.
JIMMY THE HAND was viciously subdued by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 6 minute match.
SNAKE BITE was handily defeated by BLACKGUARD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ROBERT JOHNSON was handily defeated by OSWALD ORC in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
AIR RAID was outlasted by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a action packed 8 minute fight.
FENDER overpowered ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
ELMORE JAMES was vanquished by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 2 minute one-sided match.
ILL SUBLIMINAL was viciously subdued by NITROGLYCERIN in a exciting 3 minute bout.
CRACKED BELL overpowered EXECUTIONER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
VIBRANT THING was overcome by HUNGRY HAROLD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
UGH LEE was demolished by STONE GOSSARD in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
COG devastated SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MEGABOLOX bested BICYCLE RACE in a popular 2 minute brawl.
JANIS JOBLIN narrowly defeated PRO 4 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory duel.
KERN was overpowered by MILES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FOREVER PORCH overpowered COLONEL WIZEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
TEDDY RUXPIN savagely defeated MC REN in a exciting 13 minute bloody conflict.
DARWIN beat DRES in a 2 minute struggle.
INCREDIBLE SPEED defeated LORETTA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal bout.
SPIRALS was outwaited by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a tiring 21 minute gory duel.
DOUBLE E overpowered CREAMED MALCORN in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
50 STAR GENERAL overpowered SNOWBALL V in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
HOT MESS was defeated by DERAILED in a 1 minute contest.
MAIN EVENT demolished FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TAMBA overpowered COLTRANE in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
RYO overpowered CHATMON in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
DARQUE PREACHER bested GUILTY UNDERTAKER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
PRIVATEER demolished JOE WILLIAMS in a 2 minute bloody uneven match.
MAJOR NELSON was luckily beaten by HOFFA in a popular 9 minute gruesome fight.
Q-TIP handily defeated NUCKY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SECOND MATE won victory over THE TAKEOVER in a action packed 3 minute match.
ASSISTANT MANAGER overpowered FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
IOTA DRACONIS was viciously subdued by REPRESENT in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
COREA was viciously subdued by NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal match.
THE QUESTION demolished ISHIBO in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
IRON HANDED was subdued by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was overpowered by LORETTA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was vanquished by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUPERSTAR handily defeated IRON-PLATED IRV in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO was handily defeated by SEDAN OF BAN in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
KHADAAAN overpowered JURINE CASSEROLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
REDICULOUS overcame SEVERIN in a 2 minute fight.
PEEKING DUCK savagely defeated BETTERMAN in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
DIFFERENT RULER vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
JOMMY was devastated by RIGHTEOUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
PRINTS OF WHALES devastated GWAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ST. RIKER was handily defeated by DELTA PICTORIS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FAITH was defeated by HELLHOUND in a action packed 2 minute gruesome brawl.
ZETA AQUILAE vanquished FOREIGN SHORE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MASTER PLAN demolished LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRUE PLAYER viciously subdued BEDTIME in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
RAFERTY unbelievably bested WHOOPIE DOO in a 2 minute brutal battle.
8 AM CLASS was bested by METAL BRACE in a 2 minute bout.
CRUSHING AXE was devastated by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
TOMBSTONE was defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 2 minute bout.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA devastated B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven match.
SKILLET LIBEL slimly won victory over FATHER CAT in a action packed 2 minute duel.
ROBERT GERMAN handily defeated POWER PUNCH in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
CHAZZ vanquished CRYINARA in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
CURDLE was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SPURT lost to B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute struggle.
EVISSIRATOR demolished CLEAN HANDS in a exciting 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
OVERSTAND was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
FREE CHEESE!! viciously subdued BEA HEADER in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
THE GNOME viciously subdued B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
PICAROON vanquished HOFFA in a 2 minute mismatched contest.
GOD'S SON savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 2 minute gory contest.
BLOCK was beaten by CELL BLOCK A in a crowd pleasing 4 minute battle.
JONAS lost to MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
ELECTRIC SHEEP demolished WEST WOOD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
JAROBI was handily defeated by HERMY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
THIRD STONE was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CANDYMAN overpowered WILLIE BROWN in a unpopular 4 minute brutal one-sided battle.
TENTH WATCH was narrowly defeated by R-1 in a crowd pleasing 12 minute battle.
BREAK OF DAY was viciously subdued by SCIENCE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
PART POWER beat B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute duel.
REASONABLE DOUBT savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 2 minute gory brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      44         LUNGING ATTACK   196 - 142 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  35         PARRY-RIPOSTE     41 -  30 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     28         SLASHING ATTACK   56 -  43 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         WALL OF STEEL     80 -  64 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         PARRY-LUNGE       40 -  41 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         TOTAL PARRY      128 - 138 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW       200 - 232 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   94 - 110 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  34 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK    82 - 132 -  1      38  |

Turn 710 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      9 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    22 - 13     TOTAL PARRY       11 - 17         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     4 - 16         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        23 - 21                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 10                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ANGEL CAKE 45-4737         36  20  1  241 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)
STRIKING ATTACK  KRILL SOUP 98-4764         23  29  4  266 SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RZA 84--27346              42  18  1  256 ENTER THE WU (1676)
AIMED BLOW       DAISY 14-4967              48  31  0  247 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
LUNGING ATTACK   IGNORANCE 14-4977          45  30  2  233 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
TOTAL PARRY      SLINKY 25-3080             46  34  0  229 FACES OF DEATH (1801)
BASHING ATTACK   YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387       56  19  2  226 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
WALL OF STEEL    NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742      35  28  3  209 FACES OF DEATH (1801)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    63  81  0  206 BLUE NOTE (1642)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     51  52  4  199 T-3 (1591)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MAJOR NELSON 51-3631.  The ten other most popular fighters were TENTH WATCH 18-10705, 
JEX 14-4848, POE 97-5615, GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536, DIAZ 14-5026, TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, 
LOVE PINK 1-9204, YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387, CHUCKY 22-7121, and BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049.

The least popular fighter this week was SPIRALS 75-3613.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WILLIE BROWN 6-6944, CANDYMAN 22-7177, THIRD STONE 22-7244, HOFFA 
18-9369, CURDLE 96-5748, FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456, GWAR 2-6074, HORRIFYING ATTACK 
75-3621, ISHIBO 31-6441, and IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  4 0  SOLVEN(22)           4  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  6 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  6 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            4  2 0  MORYA(28)            2  2 0  JURINE(61)           3  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  5 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  3 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  4 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  2 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      15 10 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     4  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  4 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARY MARY 1-8872            55  68  1  221  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112         23  36  1   99  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         49  26  1  216  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        34  18  1  210  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387        56  19  2  226  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 CANDY MAN 6-7005            35  26  1  180  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         43  46  1  209  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 WATSON 9-5695               25  13  0  173  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              51  47  0  172  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 REPRESENT 11-7405           18   4  0  159  ILLMATIC (1925)            ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     63  81  0  206  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PART POWER 13-5627          36  62  0   55  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 DAISY 14-4967               48  31  0  247  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   55  30  0  215  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713        20  23  3   69  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               89  63  0  255  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               42  41  1  141  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 FENDER 22-7186              44  25  0  205  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      35  18  2  202  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              46  34  0  229  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 KHADAAAN 26-5241            19   3  0  113  WRATHMEN XXVII (1935)      CALEAM
 RARE BREED 28-5350          47  27  0  190  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 LONE WOLF 31-162            53  79  1  205  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     65  55  0  201  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      47  72  0  184  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 REBUILD 36-7697             41  42  0  158  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173       30  25  2  174  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 SOLO 40-4614                28  20  0  196  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       59  34  0  196  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    16   9  1   87  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737          36  20  1  241  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         76  53  0  259  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            55  28  2  199  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631        11   4  0  124  HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934)   TRICORUS
 MERLIN 52-4401              25  10  0  135  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 ERIK 56-3399                78  98  1  200  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        81  64  0  224  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728       50  77  1  215  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          33  29  1  172  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 DERAILED 72-6912            22  12  0  139  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          33  41  0  121  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476     55  74  0  181  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         54  62  2  187  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RZA 84--27346               42  18  1  256  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               22  21  0  171  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               28  37  3  207  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 POE 97-5615                 35  30  5  211  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764          23  29  4  266  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          20  38  4   68  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                          BLOODGAMES AND MORE BLOODGAMES!

The Mail-in Bloodgames that were set to run at Face-to-Face 58 in January did not 
process because we had trouble with the warrior data for that arena.  Unfortunately, 
the warrior data was irretrievably lost.  We have credited everyone for those teams.

So here's what we're going to do:

We will hold a replacement Mail-in Bloodgames (DM 97) on June 17.  To participate,
submit your team (10 warriors, design-your-own, one of each style).  When we receive 
your team "rollup", we will send you back warrior overviews.  Your strategies for the 
Replacement Mail-in Bloodgames (DM 97) are due June 17.  We will process all ten 
rounds, one after another, and mail all results later that week.  The costs and 
Bloodgames rules will remain the same. 

In addition to this, we will also hold another Bloodgames (DM 95), but this one will 
process as a slow arena.  Design your teams in the same way:  10 warriors, design-
your-own, one warrior of each fighting style.  Managers may submit turn input each 
round for their warriors, similar to the Face-to-Face style Bloodgames (no challenges, 
only Bloodfeuds).  Your strategies for the first round of the Arena Bloodgames (DM 95) 
are due on June 24.  This arena will run ten rounds, once every four weeks.

The Summer Face-to-Face is coming up and we will hold the regularly scheduled Face-to-
Face style and Mail-in style Bloodgames there, as well.  We hope everyone will enjoy 
one or more of these Bloodgames arenas!

					  -- RSI    

                        BLOODGAMES at the SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE

Back by popular demand, we will be having Bloodgames at the Summer FTF!  For those of 
you who always wanted the chance to manage the last warrior standing alive upon the 
arena sands, your day has come.  At the end of the ten turns, even though several 
warriors, bruised and scarred, MAY yet live, only one will be crowned Champion of the 
Bloodgames.  And in this game mere survival counts for little.  A great general once 
said, "The object of battle is not to die for your cause, but to make your enemy die 
for his."  This general would have greatly enjoyed the Duelmasters Bloodgames.  There 
will be two different arenas:

  FTF-Style (DM 98):      for Face-to-Face attendees, with turn-by-turn strategies
  Mail-in-Style (DM 99):  for all managers, with one strategy for all ten rounds

Gameplay proceeds according to standard DM rules, except for a few notable exceptions: 

BLOODGAMES ROLLUP --  Your Bloodgames team is ten warriors, one of each fighting 
style, each warrior designed from scratch!  (All are 84 points, 3-21, as usual.)

DEATH -- As the name implies, the Bloodgames will leave the arena sands somewhat 
darker before they're over.  It's a dangerous sport intended only for the tough and 
spirited.  The Arenamaster will be less likely to intercede on behalf of a dying 
warrior.  Even at a 1 kill desire, kill attempts will occur.

REPLACEMENTS AND ROLLUPS -- There will be no replacement characters.  

CHALLENGES AND STRATEGIES -- In the FTF-style bloodgames, there are no regular 
challenges, only bloodfeuds.  For the Mail-in arena, warriors may not change their 
strategy from round to round (to make it fair for those who could not attend the 
FTF).  There will be no DA challenges in either arena.

TURN PROCESSING AND DUE DATES -- If you are not attending the FTF, we must have your 
rollups and strategies by the Wednesday before the FTF, else they are due by 9pm on 
Friday, at the hotel.  The Bloodgames will process at the FTF with the regular 
tournament.  

MISSED TURNS -- All warriors fight each round.  Only the dead may rest.

ERRORS -- If we make an input error, that warrior will be awarded a win and kill.  
Errors must be reported before the next turn processes.  

NEWSLETTER -- Warriors are ranked according to their number of kills.  Champions of 
Bloodgames may write a column for the newsletter at the end of the games. 

FEES -- A Bloodgames rollup costs a $10 set-up fee.  Managers may roll up more than 
one team but may run only one team in each arena.  The fee for all ten rounds is $49. 

AWARDS -- The Bloodgames last ten rounds.  Only warriors who survive to the end of 
Turn 10 will be eligible for an award.  However, a consolation award of a Bloodgames 
T-shirt will be awarded to the dead warrior with the most kills.

The living warrior with the greatest number of kills will be the Bloodgames Champion.  
Bloodgames Victor titles, 2nd and 3rd place, and Bloodgames Runner-up titles, 4th 
through 6th place, will be awarded to those living warriors with the greatest number 
of kills at the end of Turn 10, with one other important consideration:  Each of these 
six warriors must be of a different fighting style.  Win/loss records and, if 
necessary, recognition points will only be used to determine awards if there is a tie.  

A Bloodgames T-shirts will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most kills.

The Bloodgames Champion fights for free in Advanced Duelmasters, and all Champions and 
Victors earn Tournament Victor status, which allows them to challenge once per turn 
with increased priority.  These awards last for six months.  The manager of the 
Bloodgames Champion, Victors, and Runners-up will receive Bloodgames T-shirts.

AFTERMATH -- Warriors from the Bloodgames may not transfer to any other arena.  Once 
the games are over, the arena and teams will be disbanded.  The fighters have won 
their freedom and will never more be seen in the gladiatorial games.  A special bonus 
will, however, be awarded to the 1st through 3rd place warriors.  Lady Sheila 
Greywand, of the Isle of the Eye, has consented to allow the top three gladiators in 
each Bloodgames admission to the Advanced Duelmasters games.  Any special training 
required to qualify those three warriors for Advanced Duelmasters combat will be 
conducted before transfer into ADM.  Astute managers will note that this means that 
three warriors that are designed from scratch will survive the Bloodgames, win one of 
the top three places, and go on to immortal glory!  One of those warriors could be 
yours!

         The challenge is yours to take.  The final plans are yours to make.  
          When the dust settles, remember:  To the victor goes the spoils!