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Date   : 05/03/2017    Duedate: 05/16/2017

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 711

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 4 PROS & A  85/1937   77   56   2 57.9      N.W.A. 84/1945
  2 WRATHMEN! 41/1916    308  229   2 57.4      RUN DMC 1/1626
    WRATHMEN XXVII 26/1935                      VANITY 84/1855
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886                 DIGNITY 84/1883
  3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    144  108   1 57.1      SIC 'EM 84/1905
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      HAIR DAY 84/1841
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     ILLMATIC 11/1925
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     PEARL JAM 4/1638
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   AL BUMS V 84/1932
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  ARE YOU ? 22/1647
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1641 1268  11 56.4      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    AQUILA 62/1908                              BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    PICTOR 26/1938                              CRITICALS 75/1635
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             I WANT YOU 3/1699
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            STILLMATIC 36/1652
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         WILD STYLE 84/1791
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722                      BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      ENTER THE WU 84/1676
    SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732                      LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
  5 TEAM TOONS 47/1773   181  144   0 55.7      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    PICTURE THIS 56/1943                        PAID IN FULL 84/1868
    HOPELESS DREAMERS 51/1934                   THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
  6 EMPIRE 10/1851       241  195   2 55.3      LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
    IMPORTANT 12/1944                           STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
  7 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     728  607   3 54.5      I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     THE MISEDUCATION 84/1924
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612               9-GET 56/1814           86   85   2 50.3
  8 FIST 26/1889        2967 2897  34 50.6      BALTO 6/1793
    MMMP 84/1936                                ERRATA 81/1823
    QUEEN 9/1629                                RANDOM 30/1803
    JAY-Z 10/1709                               MCPANTS 82/1785

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    TRIBE 24/1648                               THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885                       YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795                    COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
 10 SHANGHAIED 81/1939    71   73   2 49.3      DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827                    14 ORDER 14/1754        250  308   3 44.8
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      ORDER 36/1780
 11 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831   99  103   3 49.0      SEINFELD 19/1741
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
 12 T-3 98/1591          450  527   4 46.1      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                   15 AVENGERS 31/1321     196  275   0 41.6
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                    UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921               16 ARROGANCE 18/755     600  990  11 37.7
 13 WE GOT GAME 46/1695  196  229   2 46.1

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

There were 113 fights, no deaths, no challenges, and no avoids.  So... not a lot to 
write about.  Fine by me.  I promised Sheila I'd write reports for this arena.  Didn't 
promise to go into bonus rounds with it.

ANGEL CAKE (45-4737) (36-20-1,241) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought TICK ... TOCK (60-511) 
(81-64-0,224) of UNNAMEABLES.  ANGEL CAKE was unbelievably bested by TICK ... TOCK in 
a 6 minute Title fight.  So, Tick ... Tock is our top TP and Tower Guardian.  That's 
okay.  Angel Cake didn't write columns anyhow.  But she was voted this turn's favorite 
fighter, and there was no wardrobe malfunction either.

KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (76-53-0,259) of THE 27 CLUB fought DRAGON FRUIT (7-6371) (43-
46-1,209) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  KURT COBAIN devastated DRAGON FRUIT in a 1 minute bloody 
one-sided duel.  Cobain is the top Slasher here.

CRACKED BELL (3-7506) (49-26-1,216) of I WANT YOU fought DAISY (14-4967) (48-31-0,247) 
of MENTOR BLISS.  CRACKED BELL was viciously subdued by DAISY in a 2 minute gory 
fight.  Daisy is the arena's top Aimed Blow.  I like a dangerous woman.

Ruth is our top P-R.  JMJ (1-9161) (38-33-1,213) of RUN DMC fought RUTH (18-10121) 
(89-63-0,255) of SHEPHERDS.  JMJ was defeated by RUTH in an exciting 5 minute bloody 
fight.

ROGUE WAVE (18-10482) (37-14-2,246) of SEA DOGS fought HIGHWAY GAMBLER (5-5401) (49-
37-0,217) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  ROGUE WAVE was vanquished by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 1 
minute one-sided duel.  The Gambler is top Lunger.

The top Basher is Poe.  POE (97-5615) (35-30-5,211) of CHIEFS 4 fought DOUBLE TRUE 
(41-4585) (52-38-1,190) of LAZY SUNDAY.  POE beat DOUBLE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 3 
minute gory brawl.

Baby Back Ribs is the top Striker.  FENDER (22-7186) (44-25-0,205) of ARE YOU ? fought 
BABY BACK RIBS (24-5049) (35-18-2,202) of SHEWISH BUFFET. FENDER was handily defeated 
by BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute mismatched fight. 

The top Waste is Pieholden Sweet.  PIEHOLDEN SWEET (33-7856) (65-55-0,201) of 
SUMMERTEETH fought GUTTERSNIPE (5-5536) (28-17-1,205) of DUNGEON CELL. PIEHOLDEN SWEET 
overpowered GUTTERSNIPE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.

Innard Skinard is the top Parry-Strike.  INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (51-52-4,199) of T-3 
fought CANDY MAN (6-7005) (35-26-1,180) of BLACK AND BLUES.  INNARD SKINARD narrowly 
defeated CANDY MAN in an action packed 3 minute fight.

And the top Parry-Lunge is Innard Skinard.  DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (63-81-0,206) of 
BLUE NOTE fought CHUCKY (22-7121) (30-17-1,198) of THE MENTORS GORE.  DIZZY GILLESPIE 
was viciously subdued by CHUCKY in an exciting 3 minute gory duel.

As always, the overall popularity leader is our man Job.  JOB (18-6129) (61-178-0,214) 
of SHEPHERDS fought VIBRANT THING (24-5114) (48-34-3,195) of TRIBE.  JOB outlasted 
VIBRANT THING in a popular 15 minute gory melee.  I like Job.  Heh!  So does everyone 
else, it seems.

Well, that's it.  Gotta sign out before the bonus round starts.  Later.

Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         82  64  0  240  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          77  53  0  269  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DAISY 14-4967                49  31  0  265  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 RUTH 18-10121                90  63  0  264  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 SLINKY 25-3080               47  34  0  249  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401       50  37  0  240  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 MARY MARY 1-8872             56  68  1  234  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 JOB 18-6129                  62 178  0  228  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       46  24  1  228  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    56  30  0  225  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    59  37  1  224  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 POE 97-5615                  36  30  5  223  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       36  18  2  223  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         35  18  1  221  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      66  55  0  218  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SOGGY 96-4997                29  37  3  216  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742        36  28  3  215  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       50  74  4  211  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RARE BREED 28-5350           48  27  0  210  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419       47  50  4  209  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       41  15  3  209  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 ERIK 56-3399                 79  98  1  208  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 CHUCKY 22-7121               31  17  1  207  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       52  52  4  205  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 JMJ 1-9161                   38  34  1  205  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       69  56  0  204  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DOLGAN 56-751                52 112  5  204  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-COWBOYS 97-5301              28  29  4  204  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        60  34  0  203  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737           36  21  1  203  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         36  34  0  203  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 ICE WIND 47-7758             56  28  2  202  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            45  31  2  202  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          49  27  1  201  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 RZA 84-38190                 42  19  1  201  ENTER THE WU (1676)        BLACKSTONE
-MEABEER 56-3899              34  25  0  200  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      63  82  0  199  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DIAZ 14-5026                 30  35  1  199  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 MIC CHECK 84-42603           29  12  2  199  BATTLE OF LA (1898)        BLACKSTONE
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         65  22  2  198  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 LONE WOLF 31-162             53  80  1  198  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-KASPAROV 46-4450             35  24  2  198  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            26  10  3  198  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      56  74  0  197  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          46  33  0  197  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              82  83  3  196  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371          43  47  1  196  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 FENDER 22-7186               44  26  0  195  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 COG 5-4132                   37  45  2  195  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 USURPER 46-4447              29  18  1  195  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         56  20  2  194  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        50  78  1  194  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        48  35  3  194  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 GORDONS 28-5337              37  20  0  194  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
-BACK 56-3949                 33  25  0  194  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       58  35  1  193  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          54  63  2  193  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585          52  39  1  193  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 ROGUE WAVE 18-10482          37  15  2  193  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           28  18  1  193  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          50  34  0  192  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
-RIB IAYE 99-4345             31  42  4  192  SHEWISH PICNIC (1732)      SOUTH RIDGE
-DREAM OF DAY 30-4750         34  17  2  191  RANDOM (1803)              IAYE
 DOBBIE 84-30850              54  66  2  190  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       21  12  0  190  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 HI-TOP FADE 84-30902         33  44  0  187  HAIR DAY (1841)            BLACKSTONE
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         22  10  2  187  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      50  41 11  186  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           40  41  1  186  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 AIR RAID 84-32877            32  23  0  185  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           23  30  4  185  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       47  73  0  184  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANDY MAN 6-7005             35  27  1  180  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            35  28  1  180  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            31  28  0  180  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 UGH LEE 24-5247              29   6  1  180  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
 SOLO 40-4614                 28  21  0  179  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 MILES 12-7265                24   4  0  179  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     52  47  0  178  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        38  41  0  178  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 WATSON 9-5695                26  13  0  177  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       59  38  0  175  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173        30  26  2  174  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          53  58  0  172  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PULLED ORC 45-4702           52  34  1  169  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           31  34  0  169  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 HOT MESS 84-45578            29  26  2  168  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 SPIRALS 75-3613              53  13  1  167  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-UPPER DECK 6-6268            32  27  0  166  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 REPRESENT 11-7405            19   4  0  166  ILLMATIC (1925)            ARUAK CITY
 COREA 12-7086                43  50  0  163  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          27  14  1  163  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          54  45  3  161  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SUPERSTAR 84-29091           26   6  2  161  THE MISEDUCATION (1924)    BLACKSTONE
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         60  49  1  160  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DARWIN 10-6236               51  48  0  159  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
-LOVE PINK 1-9204             30  24  0  157  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 Q-TIP 24-5090                34  22  0  156  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        28  22  0  154  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 CHATMON 6-6992               35  31  3  153  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-FUERDAI 1-9286               25  15  2  152  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           33  30  1  151  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           34  41  0  148  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 MERLIN 52-4401               25  11  0  148  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 DERAILED 72-6912             22  13  0  147  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          55  58  2  146  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 COLTRANE 12-7034             44  59  0  146  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          27  23  1  146  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738       39  45  0  144  TEAM TOONS (1773)          NORTH FORK
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            31  24  0  144  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          27  16  1  144  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       33  42  0  143  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           32  27  3  143  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DRES 18-10562                29  15  1  143  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           26  17  1  143  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 NUCKY 10-6433                25  26  0  143  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 RYO 31-6470                  31  33  1  140  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    26  15  6  140  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 JEX 14-4848                  38  33  0  139  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 REBUILD 36-7697              41  43  0  137  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          70  75  0  136  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 KERN 36-7601                 32  26  1  136  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 PRO 4 85-7401                22  22  0  135  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 KHADAAAN 26-5241             20   3  0  135  WRATHMEN XXVII (1935)      CALEAM
 TAMBA 97-6138                24  16  4  128  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   21  12  1  128  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         23  12  1  127  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 MC REN 84-27222              31  20  0  126  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         24   9  0  125  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 HOFFA 18-8478                54 187  1  124  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        30  33  2  123  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      28  31  1  123  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631         11   5  0  123  HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934)   TRICORUS
 COSMO 19-4498                42  42  1  120  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
-RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            29  19  2  118  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      22  29  5  117  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     27  16  1  115  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         35  18  2  111  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
-SORA 82-50103                22  25  0  110  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 MASTER PLAN 84-36463         38  29  0  109  PAID IN FULL (1868)        BLACKSTONE
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     16   2  1  107  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 ISHIBO 31-6441               26  39  2  102  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          24  36  1  101  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CRAPULODON 47-4305           25  25  0  100  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     17   9  1  100  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
-AFFLUENZA 1-9221             33  10  0   97  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        31  21  0   97  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        19   8  1   96  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     35  12  0   95  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           20  28  6   95  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     19  11  0   95  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         29  26  0   91  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         24   9  0   91  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FATHER CAT 35-3875           31  28  2   90  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 RAFERTY 41-4670              24  12  1   90  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             22  30  0   90  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    28  18  0   89  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       16   5  0   88  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PICAROON 28-5202             31   9  0   87  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 CRYINARA 2-6131              24  32  1   87  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
-IMPALA 81-240                23   8  2   85  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 THE GNOME 84-26786           37  23  0   84  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         21  23  3   84  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 TRUE PLAYER 84-36509         23   5  1   83  MMMP (1936)                BLACKSTONE
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       37  51  1   80  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          28  27  4   79  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 GWAR 2-6074                  22  38  1   79  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             22  23  0   78  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 GOD'S SON 84-23391           12   7  1   76  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           21  38  4   75  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         20  10  0   75  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       20  25  0   74  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     30  16  0   73  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             27  14  0   73  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-CLOWN 14-4418                26  39  0   71  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          24  20  0   71  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 23  10  1   71  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 SCIENCE 12-7177              16  16  2   71  IMPORTANT (1944)           RIZTAB
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           31  30  1   69  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       11   2  0   69  MOTHER'S MILK (1946)       BLACKSTONE
 BEDTIME 84-49248             17  75  0   67  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 BLOCK 26-5168                20  19  0   65  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            24  19  3   63  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 JOMMY 56-4539                21  41  1   62  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         21  41  0   62  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         24  16  0   61  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        14   7  1   61  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KID KOALA 4-5694             16  23  1   59  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 SWABBIE SAM 81-2632          19   9  0   56  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 R-1 18-9490                  25  14  1   52  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             15   9  1   52  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 HOFFA 18-9369                50 166  0   51  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             17  16  0   51  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            26  38  0   50  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
-STRAY CAT 81-242             23  20  0   50  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          16  29  0   50  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          44  31  0   49  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            41  58  1   49  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 PART POWER 13-5627           36  63  0   49  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 SPURT 96-5750                11   6  4   45  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            24  19  7   43  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           26  16  0   42  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          16  20  0   41  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         25  10  1   38  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
-RACOON 99-6151                9   5  4   37  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          45  54  1   35  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JAROBI 24-5158               26  45  3   34  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       15   2  0   34  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 JONAS 25-5938                18  22  1   24  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 FAITH 47-8944                26  40  1   20  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 CURDLE 96-5748                9   8  3   17  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANGEL CAKE was unbelievably bested by TICK ... TOCK in a 6 minute Title fight.
RZA was savagely defeated by SLINKY in a exciting 9 minute gory melee.
MARY MARY vanquished CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JMJ was defeated by RUTH in a exciting 5 minute bloody fight.
KURT COBAIN devastated DRAGON FRUIT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
POE beat DOUBLE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
KRILL SOUP was overcome by INCREDIBLE SPEED in a action packed 1 minute melee.
ROGUE WAVE was vanquished by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRACKED BELL was viciously subdued by DAISY in a 2 minute gory fight.
JOB outlasted VIBRANT THING in a popular 15 minute gory melee.
YONDER ORPHAN was demolished by GRAHAM CRACKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EARLY ONE MORNING viciously subdued USURPER in a exciting 10 minute bloody battle.
IGNORANCE was savagely defeated by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
BLACKGUARD was defeated by RARE BREED in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
ZENSU LASAGNA was vanquished by STONE GOSSARD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was devastated by MIC CHECK in a 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
SOLO was subdued by KATRINA in a exciting 2 minute bout.
SAINT ANNIE was savagely defeated by SOGGY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
BAD BORSCHT was bested by ICE WIND in a 2 minute bout.
MAJESTIC BELL was overpowered by NAIHREN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE HAMILTONS savagely defeated DIAZ in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fray.
COLOSSEUM HALLS devastated TEDDY RUXPIN in a popular 8 minute gory one-sided bout.
SHARP TIE was vanquished by KATRINA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GAMMA CEPHEI vanquished HOLLOW MAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PULLED ORC was demolished by SILVER SEAS in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
SAVAGE BEATING was viciously subdued by STORMCROWE PIE in a 3 minute bout.
DIZZY GILLESPIE was viciously subdued by CHUCKY in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET overpowered GUTTERSNIPE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
JACK B. NIMBLE was overpowered by NITROGLYCERIN in a 2 minute one-sided match.
AIR RAID was defeated by LONG-NECKED LARRY in a exciting 5 minute bout.
DOBBIE narrowly defeated KATRINA in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
COG was vanquished by DEF JAM SHIRT in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
ONUPHRE viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
LONE WOLF was savagely defeated by JANIS JOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
JIMMY THE HAND viciously subdued UGH LEE in a popular 6 minute gruesome bout.
HI-TOP FADE was overpowered by NAIHREN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SNAKE BITE was savagely defeated by GORDONS in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
ERIK vanquished LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle.
FENDER was handily defeated by BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DOLGAN narrowly defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a action packed 8 minute competition.
ILL SUBLIMINAL viciously subdued MEGABOLOX in a exciting 14 minute gory match.
INNARD SKINARD narrowly defeated CANDY MAN in a action packed 3 minute fight.
TAMBA was savagely defeated by COLTRANE in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
MIGHTY MANFRED was handily defeated by SUPERSTAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOUBLE E was outlasted by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 8 minute conflict.
TOCK .. TICK demolished LONG-NECKED LARRY in a popular 2 minute one-sided battle.
ROBERT JOHNSON bested FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 5 minute bloody conflict.
EXECUTIONER was demolished by HOT MESS in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
JEX was viciously subdued by CHATMON in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
MILES devastated DARWIN in a action packed 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
PRO 4 was defeated by REDICULOUS in a 3 minute fight.
REPRESENT viciously subdued SECOND MATE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
REBUILD was savagely defeated by SNOWBALL V in a action packed 7 minute brutal fight.
XI AQUILAE was viciously subdued by COREA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory battle.
FOREVER PORCH was bested by OSWALD ORC in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
WATSON subdued DERAILED in a action packed 3 minute duel.
SPIRALS narrowly defeated MERLIN in a popular 6 minute fight.
MC REN overpowered FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
50 STAR GENERAL was overpowered by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MAIN EVENT defeated LORETTA in a 2 minute fight.
KERN was bested by IOTA DRACONIS in a action packed 1 minute match.
RYO viciously subdued MAJOR NELSON in a exciting 5 minute brutal bout.
PRIVATEER beat THE TAKEOVER in a 2 minute fight.
KHADAAAN overpowered DARQUE PREACHER in a action packed 3 minute mismatched fight.
Q-TIP overpowered THEATRE BUM in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was devastated by KATRINA in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
JOE WILLIAMS savagely defeated HOFFA in a 14 minute gruesome duel.
COSMO was demolished by NUCKY in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
DRES won victory over SLICK STEPHAN in a popular 1 minute fight.
THE QUESTION was handily defeated by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute uneven match.
COLONEL WIZEN was vanquished by IRON HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided match.
DIFFERENT RULER was devastated by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 2 minute one-sided match.
CREAMED MALCORN defeated PEEKING DUCK in a popular 3 minute fray.
HORRIFYING ATTACK demolished SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was overpowered by KATRINA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRINTS OF WHALES won victory over GUILTY UNDERTAKER in a 2 minute duel.
MASTER PLAN savagely defeated FAST-FINGERS FRED in a action packed 5 minute duel.
SEDAN OF BAN won victory over HOFFA in a 1 minute bout.
ISHIBO handily defeated METAL BRACE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
EVISSIRATOR demolished HELLHOUND in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
SKILLET LIBEL slimly won victory over B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute fight.
HIGHER GROUND savagely defeated R-1 in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
THE GNOME slimly won victory over MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
GOD'S SON overpowered 8 AM CLASS in a action packed 4 minute gory mismatched duel.
REASONABLE DOUBT viciously subdued LAKE SAILOR in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
SEVERIN handily defeated POWER PUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SWABBIE SAM was vanquished by BREAK OF DAY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ZETA AQUILAE vanquished OVERSTAND in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ST. RIKER slimly lost to CANDYMAN in a 3 minute brutal match.
JOMMY vanquished T.G.I. FLOYD'S in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FAITH was handily defeated by THIRD STONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
TRUE PLAYER demolished B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
JURINE CASSEROLE devastated BETTERMAN in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched duel.
RAFERTY overpowered SCIENCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
CRUSHING AXE was demolished by PICAROON in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
TOMBSTONE vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ROBERT GERMAN devastated CHAZZ in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BEDTIME lost to CELL BLOCK A in a action packed 1 minute duel.
FREE CHEESE!! was vanquished by CRYINARA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FATHER CAT vanquished BRUTALIX in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CURDLE was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
SPURT overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
DELTA PICTORIS savagely defeated FOREIGN SHORE in a exciting 3 minute contest.
BLOCK was bested by GWAR in a 2 minute brawl.
JONAS was demolished by B&G BOUNCER in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
ELECTRIC SHEEP overpowered WEST WOOD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched battle.
BEA HEADER subdued KID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
WHOOPIE DOO handily defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
JAROBI was narrowly defeated by DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
TENTH WATCH savagely defeated WILLIE BROWN in a popular 7 minute brutal fight.
CLEAN HANDS was beaten by MUTANT BLOWBY in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
PART POWER was overpowered by RIGHTEOUS in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      48         SLASHING ATTACK   58 -  42 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  34         PARRY-RIPOSTE     41 -  32 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     27         WALL OF STEEL     79 -  62 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         LUNGING ATTACK   190 - 153 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         PARRY-LUNGE       40 -  40 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         TOTAL PARRY      130 - 137 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-STRIKE      30 -  33 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         AIMED BLOW       204 - 232 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   92 - 108 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK    87 - 125 -  1      41  |

Turn 711 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      8 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 11         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 19         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK    12 -  8                                       2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW        25 - 23                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       14 - 13                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TICK ... TOCK 60-511       82  64  0  240 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        77  53  0  269 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
AIMED BLOW       DAISY 14-4967              49  31  0  265 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              90  63  0  264 SHEPHERDS (1713)
LUNGING ATTACK   HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401     50  37  0  240 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
BASHING ATTACK   POE 97-5615                36  30  5  223 CHIEFS 4 (1870)
STRIKING ATTACK  BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049     36  18  2  223 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)
WALL OF STEEL    PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856    66  55  0  218 SUMMERTEETH (1651)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     52  52  4  205 T-3 (1591)
PARRY-LUNGE      DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792    63  82  0  199 BLUE NOTE (1642)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ANGEL CAKE 45-4737.  The ten other most popular fighters were SNOWBALL V 74-4357, 
TENTH WATCH 18-10705, DOLGAN 56-751, USURPER 46-4447, JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419, MERLIN 
52-4401, DIAZ 14-5026, LONE WOLF 31-162, RZA 84--27346, and SLINKY 25-3080.

The least popular fighter this week was PART POWER 13-5627.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CLEAN HANDS 17-7677, CHAZZ 2-6132, CRUSHING AXE 40-4694, FAITH 
47-8944, T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346, OVERSTAND 36-7937, SWABBIE SAM 81-2632, METAL BRACE 
7-6453, HOFFA 18-9369, and ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           4  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          4  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          6  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  5 0  MORYA(28)            4  0 0  JURINE(61)           3  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       3  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  5 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  4 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  2 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      14 12 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  3 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  4 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARY MARY 1-8872            56  68  1  234  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112         24  36  1  101  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         49  27  1  201  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        35  18  1  221  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401      50  37  0  240  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 CANDY MAN 6-7005            35  27  1  180  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371         43  47  1  196  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 WATSON 9-5695               26  13  0  177  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              51  48  0  159  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 REPRESENT 11-7405           19   4  0  166  ILLMATIC (1925)            ARUAK CITY
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792     63  82  0  199  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 WEST WOOD 13-5630           41  58  1   49  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 DAISY 14-4967               49  31  0  265  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   56  30  0  225  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713        21  23  3   84  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               90  63  0  264  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               42  42  1  120  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CHUCKY 22-7121              31  17  1  207  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      36  18  2  223  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              47  34  0  249  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 KHADAAAN 26-5241            20   3  0  135  WRATHMEN XXVII (1935)      CALEAM
 RARE BREED 28-5350          48  27  0  210  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 LONE WOLF 31-162            53  80  1  198  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     66  55  0  218  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      47  73  0  184  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845          32  27  3  143  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 FOREVER PORCH 38-5173       30  26  2  174  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 SOLO 40-4614                28  21  0  179  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       60  34  0  203  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    17   9  1  100  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 ANGEL CAKE 45-4737          36  21  1  203  SHEWISH BUFFET (1722)      STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         77  53  0  269  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            56  28  2  202  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 MAJOR NELSON 51-3631        11   5  0  123  HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934)   TRICORUS
 MERLIN 52-4401              25  11  0  148  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419      47  50  4  209  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        82  64  0  240  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688      46  24  1  228  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          33  30  1  151  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 DERAILED 72-6912            22  13  0  147  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          34  41  0  148  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476     56  74  0  197  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         54  63  2  193  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911      41  15  3  209  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               22  22  0  135  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               29  37  3  216  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 POE 97-5615                 36  30  5  223  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      52  52  4  205  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          21  38  4   75  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

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  Armsilbar liked being Master of the Stronghold Academy, all except for one part.

He had to talk to Sheila Greywand at least once a week, usually oftener.  She was 
getting more erratic.  More chaotic.  That would be the effect of the Grey Wand.  It 
was a powerful chaotic artifact, and she kept it with her always.  She had turned his 
predecessor into a frog--or 164 frogs--and then summoned all the members of the 
Academy to a frog-leg dinner.  That had been, ah, bad.  Yes, very bad.
     But here he was entering her chambers.  With, well, it couldn't be called GOOD 
news.  And the look she turned on him--she was in an orcish mood today, all scowling 
black brows and bared fangs--that made him nervous.  But some things had to be done.  
He cleared his throat, which seemed to have a frog in it, and said, "It's about the 
next tourney prize, Lady.  I know it's more than two months away, but this isn't too 
soon to start thinking of some new, exciting prize--"
     "I have no intention of thinking about 'new, exciting prizes'," she snapped.  Or 
was that a snarl?  "These managers are getting above themselves.  They act like I 
created the arena system for their amusement!  There will be one standard prize for 
all the tourneys.  Just one."
     He had a horrible vision of all the managers walking out in a mass.  Perhaps it 
wouldn't be that bad, but it wouldn't be good.  And if he said the wrong thing, well, 
the next frog-leg dinner might be him. "Er, ah, perhaps a specific prize for each 
tourney--a spring prize, a summer prize, and so on?  The managers expect--"
     She exploded.  A literal explosion, the force of the blast blew his hair off.  
She said several things in an obsolete dialect of orcish.  He stepped backward, then 
again.  The blast had blown the door open behind him.  If he could make it out before 
something else happened--
     "Ribbit!  Ribbit!"