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Date : 05/03/2017 Duedate: 05/16/2017
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 711
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 4 PROS & A 85/1937 77 56 2 57.9 N.W.A. 84/1945
2 WRATHMEN! 41/1916 308 229 2 57.4 RUN DMC 1/1626
WRATHMEN XXVII 26/1935 VANITY 84/1855
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 24/1886 DIGNITY 84/1883
3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 144 108 1 57.1 SIC 'EM 84/1905
BASH BROS PARK 47/1867 HAIR DAY 84/1841
BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902 ILLMATIC 11/1925
NEXT GENERATION 18/1896 PEARL JAM 4/1638
BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919 AL BUMS V 84/1932
BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
4 DRACO 56/1858 1641 1268 11 56.4 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
AQUILA 62/1908 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
PICTOR 26/1938 CRITICALS 75/1635
CEPHEUS 61/1820 I WANT YOU 3/1699
SEA DOGS 18/426 JOHN BROWN 7/1843
SEA DOGS 22/1863 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
SEA DOGS 28/1864 STILLMATIC 36/1652
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 WILD STYLE 84/1791
DUNGEON CELL 10/1861 XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
DUNGEON CELL 46/1840 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
SHEWISH BUFFET 45/1722 BATTLE OF LA 84/1898
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 ENTER THE WU 84/1676
SHEWISH PICNIC 99/1732 LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
5 TEAM TOONS 47/1773 181 144 0 55.7 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
PICTURE THIS 56/1943 PAID IN FULL 84/1868
HOPELESS DREAMERS 51/1934 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
6 EMPIRE 10/1851 241 195 2 55.3 LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
CHIEFS 4 97/1870 MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
IMPORTANT 12/1944 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871 TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
THE MENTORS 10/1860 A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
FROM THE 80'S 9/1881 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
MENTOR BLISS 14/1862 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856 BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
7 GOD SQUAD 1/1762 728 607 3 54.5 I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
TEAM FLOYD 38/690 TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
HOMER'S PETS 74/1569 WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 THE MISEDUCATION 84/1924
TERRAPIN STATION 10/598 CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891
ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763 PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612 9-GET 56/1814 86 85 2 50.3
8 FIST 26/1889 2967 2897 34 50.6 BALTO 6/1793
MMMP 84/1936 ERRATA 81/1823
QUEEN 9/1629 RANDOM 30/1803
JAY-Z 10/1709 MCPANTS 82/1785
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
TRIBE 24/1648 THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885 YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795 COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
10 SHANGHAIED 81/1939 71 73 2 49.3 DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827 14 ORDER 14/1754 250 308 3 44.8
FACES OF DEATH 25/1801 ORDER 36/1780
11 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831 99 103 3 49.0 SEINFELD 19/1741
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
12 T-3 98/1591 450 527 4 46.1 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605 15 AVENGERS 31/1321 196 275 0 41.6
SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698 BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921 16 ARROGANCE 18/755 600 990 11 37.7
13 WE GOT GAME 46/1695 196 229 2 46.1
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
There were 113 fights, no deaths, no challenges, and no avoids. So... not a lot to
write about. Fine by me. I promised Sheila I'd write reports for this arena. Didn't
promise to go into bonus rounds with it.
ANGEL CAKE (45-4737) (36-20-1,241) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought TICK ... TOCK (60-511)
(81-64-0,224) of UNNAMEABLES. ANGEL CAKE was unbelievably bested by TICK ... TOCK in
a 6 minute Title fight. So, Tick ... Tock is our top TP and Tower Guardian. That's
okay. Angel Cake didn't write columns anyhow. But she was voted this turn's favorite
fighter, and there was no wardrobe malfunction either.
KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (76-53-0,259) of THE 27 CLUB fought DRAGON FRUIT (7-6371) (43-
46-1,209) of SHEWISH PICNIC. KURT COBAIN devastated DRAGON FRUIT in a 1 minute bloody
one-sided duel. Cobain is the top Slasher here.
CRACKED BELL (3-7506) (49-26-1,216) of I WANT YOU fought DAISY (14-4967) (48-31-0,247)
of MENTOR BLISS. CRACKED BELL was viciously subdued by DAISY in a 2 minute gory
fight. Daisy is the arena's top Aimed Blow. I like a dangerous woman.
Ruth is our top P-R. JMJ (1-9161) (38-33-1,213) of RUN DMC fought RUTH (18-10121)
(89-63-0,255) of SHEPHERDS. JMJ was defeated by RUTH in an exciting 5 minute bloody
fight.
ROGUE WAVE (18-10482) (37-14-2,246) of SEA DOGS fought HIGHWAY GAMBLER (5-5401) (49-
37-0,217) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW. ROGUE WAVE was vanquished by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 1
minute one-sided duel. The Gambler is top Lunger.
The top Basher is Poe. POE (97-5615) (35-30-5,211) of CHIEFS 4 fought DOUBLE TRUE
(41-4585) (52-38-1,190) of LAZY SUNDAY. POE beat DOUBLE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 3
minute gory brawl.
Baby Back Ribs is the top Striker. FENDER (22-7186) (44-25-0,205) of ARE YOU ? fought
BABY BACK RIBS (24-5049) (35-18-2,202) of SHEWISH BUFFET. FENDER was handily defeated
by BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
The top Waste is Pieholden Sweet. PIEHOLDEN SWEET (33-7856) (65-55-0,201) of
SUMMERTEETH fought GUTTERSNIPE (5-5536) (28-17-1,205) of DUNGEON CELL. PIEHOLDEN SWEET
overpowered GUTTERSNIPE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
Innard Skinard is the top Parry-Strike. INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (51-52-4,199) of T-3
fought CANDY MAN (6-7005) (35-26-1,180) of BLACK AND BLUES. INNARD SKINARD narrowly
defeated CANDY MAN in an action packed 3 minute fight.
And the top Parry-Lunge is Innard Skinard. DIZZY GILLESPIE (12-5792) (63-81-0,206) of
BLUE NOTE fought CHUCKY (22-7121) (30-17-1,198) of THE MENTORS GORE. DIZZY GILLESPIE
was viciously subdued by CHUCKY in an exciting 3 minute gory duel.
As always, the overall popularity leader is our man Job. JOB (18-6129) (61-178-0,214)
of SHEPHERDS fought VIBRANT THING (24-5114) (48-34-3,195) of TRIBE. JOB outlasted
VIBRANT THING in a popular 15 minute gory melee. I like Job. Heh! So does everyone
else, it seems.
Well, that's it. Gotta sign out before the bonus round starts. Later.
Keel Woodhaven
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 82 64 0 240 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 77 53 0 269 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
DAISY 14-4967 49 31 0 265 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
RUTH 18-10121 90 63 0 264 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
SLINKY 25-3080 47 34 0 249 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 50 37 0 240 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
MARY MARY 1-8872 56 68 1 234 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
JOB 18-6129 62 178 0 228 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688 46 24 1 228 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 56 30 0 225 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583 59 37 1 224 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
POE 97-5615 36 30 5 223 CHIEFS 4 (1870) SHADOW GROVE
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 36 18 2 223 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 35 18 1 221 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 66 55 0 218 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
SOGGY 96-4997 29 37 3 216 FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869) OLD VALAMANTIS
NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742 36 28 3 215 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 50 74 4 211 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RARE BREED 28-5350 48 27 0 210 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419 47 50 4 209 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911 41 15 3 209 WILD STYLE (1791) BLACKSTONE
ERIK 56-3399 79 98 1 208 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
CHUCKY 22-7121 31 17 1 207 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 52 52 4 205 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
JMJ 1-9161 38 34 1 205 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 69 56 0 204 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DOLGAN 56-751 52 112 5 204 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
-COWBOYS 97-5301 28 29 4 204 DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749) SHADOW GROVE
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 60 34 0 203 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
ANGEL CAKE 45-4737 36 21 1 203 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 36 34 0 203 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
ICE WIND 47-7758 56 28 2 202 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
IGNORANCE 14-4977 45 31 2 202 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
CRACKED BELL 3-7506 49 27 1 201 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
RZA 84-38190 42 19 1 201 ENTER THE WU (1676) BLACKSTONE
-MEABEER 56-3899 34 25 0 200 GET (1814) ROCANIS
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 63 82 0 199 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
DIAZ 14-5026 30 35 1 199 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
MIC CHECK 84-42603 29 12 2 199 BATTLE OF LA (1898) BLACKSTONE
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 65 22 2 198 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
LONE WOLF 31-162 53 80 1 198 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
-KASPAROV 46-4450 35 24 2 198 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 26 10 3 198 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 56 74 0 197 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 46 33 0 197 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
ONUPHRE 31-3385 82 83 3 196 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 43 47 1 196 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
FENDER 22-7186 44 26 0 195 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
COG 5-4132 37 45 2 195 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
USURPER 46-4447 29 18 1 195 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 56 20 2 194 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 50 78 1 194 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
VIBRANT THING 24-5114 48 35 3 194 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
GORDONS 28-5337 37 20 0 194 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
-BACK 56-3949 33 25 0 194 GET (1814) ROCANIS
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 58 35 1 193 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 54 63 2 193 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585 52 39 1 193 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
ROGUE WAVE 18-10482 37 15 2 193 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536 28 18 1 193 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 50 34 0 192 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
-RIB IAYE 99-4345 31 42 4 192 SHEWISH PICNIC (1732) SOUTH RIDGE
-DREAM OF DAY 30-4750 34 17 2 191 RANDOM (1803) IAYE
DOBBIE 84-30850 54 66 2 190 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914 21 12 0 190 CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891) BLACKSTONE
HI-TOP FADE 84-30902 33 44 0 187 HAIR DAY (1841) BLACKSTONE
SAINT ANNIE 84-41396 22 10 2 187 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 50 41 11 186 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 40 41 1 186 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
AIR RAID 84-32877 32 23 0 185 I SHALL BE FREE (1842) BLACKSTONE
KRILL SOUP 98-4764 23 30 4 185 SHEWISH BISTRO (1828) SYVYN'S HILL
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 47 73 0 184 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CANDY MAN 6-7005 35 27 1 180 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MEGABOLOX 47-4312 35 28 1 180 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831) NORTH FORK
DOUBLE E 84-32927 31 28 0 180 A LOT TO LAUGH (1854) BLACKSTONE
UGH LEE 24-5247 29 6 1 180 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 4 (1886) ZORPUNT
SOLO 40-4614 28 21 0 179 XCOM ALPHA (1846) ZENSU
MILES 12-7265 24 4 0 179 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 52 47 0 178 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078 38 41 0 178 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
WATSON 9-5695 26 13 0 177 SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605) ZUKAL
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 59 38 0 175 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
FOREVER PORCH 38-5173 30 26 2 174 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 53 58 0 172 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
PULLED ORC 45-4702 52 34 1 169 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
SHARP TIE 84-38182 31 34 0 169 VANITY (1855) BLACKSTONE
HOT MESS 84-45578 29 26 2 168 VANITY (1855) BLACKSTONE
SPIRALS 75-3613 53 13 1 167 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
-UPPER DECK 6-6268 32 27 0 166 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
REPRESENT 11-7405 19 4 0 166 ILLMATIC (1925) ARUAK CITY
COREA 12-7086 43 50 0 163 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
HOLLOW MAN 84-32919 27 14 1 163 DIGNITY (1883) BLACKSTONE
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 54 45 3 161 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
SUPERSTAR 84-29091 26 6 2 161 THE MISEDUCATION (1924) BLACKSTONE
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 60 49 1 160 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
DARWIN 10-6236 51 48 0 159 THE MENTORS (1860) KOLACT
-LOVE PINK 1-9204 30 24 0 157 YUPPIE HORDE (1880) MORDANT
Q-TIP 24-5090 34 22 0 156 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546 28 22 0 154 DRACO (1858) ROCANIS
CHATMON 6-6992 35 31 3 153 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
-FUERDAI 1-9286 25 15 2 152 YUPPIE HORDE (1880) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 33 30 1 151 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOWBALL V 74-4357 34 41 0 148 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
MERLIN 52-4401 25 11 0 148 COURTS OF CHAOS (1915) FRATSFA
DERAILED 72-6912 22 13 0 147 BASH BROS TRAIN (1902) DRAGONHEAD
IRON HANDED 75-3508 55 58 2 146 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
COLTRANE 12-7034 44 59 0 146 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
SECOND MATE 22-7157 27 23 1 146 SEA DOGS (1863) SOLVEN
MIGHTY MANFRED 47-7738 39 45 0 144 TEAM TOONS (1773) NORTH FORK
PRIVATEER 28-5247 31 24 0 144 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
REDICULOUS 84-41392 27 16 1 144 SIC 'EM (1905) BLACKSTONE
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 33 42 0 143 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
MAIN EVENT 36-7845 32 27 3 143 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
DRES 18-10562 29 15 1 143 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 26 17 1 143 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
NUCKY 10-6433 25 26 0 143 EMPIRE (1851) KOLACT
RYO 31-6470 31 33 1 140 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 26 15 6 140 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
JEX 14-4848 38 33 0 139 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
REBUILD 36-7697 41 43 0 137 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 70 75 0 136 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
KERN 36-7601 32 26 1 136 ORDER (1780) JHANS
PRO 4 85-7401 22 22 0 135 4 PROS & A HACKER (1937) JASPER GULCH
KHADAAAN 26-5241 20 3 0 135 WRATHMEN XXVII (1935) CALEAM
TAMBA 97-6138 24 16 4 128 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811 21 12 1 128 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
THE TAKEOVER 10-6346 23 12 1 127 JAY-Z (1709) KOLACT
MC REN 84-27222 31 20 0 126 N.W.A. (1945) BLACKSTONE
THE QUESTION 10-5557 24 9 0 125 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
HOFFA 18-8478 54 187 1 124 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255 30 33 2 123 EMPIRE (1851) KOLACT
ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627 28 31 1 123 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
MAJOR NELSON 51-3631 11 5 0 123 HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934) TRICORUS
COSMO 19-4498 42 42 1 120 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
-RUY LOPEZ 46-4461 29 19 2 118 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 22 29 5 117 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380 27 16 1 115 LAST THOUGHTS (1892) BLACKSTONE
PEEKING DUCK 81-2363 35 18 2 111 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
-SORA 82-50103 22 25 0 110 MCPANTS (1785) DWES EG
MASTER PLAN 84-36463 38 29 0 109 PAID IN FULL (1868) BLACKSTONE
PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289 16 2 1 107 PICTURE THIS (1943) ROCANIS
ISHIBO 31-6441 26 39 2 102 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112 24 36 1 101 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CRAPULODON 47-4305 25 25 0 100 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831) NORTH FORK
JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844 17 9 1 100 SHEWISH BUFFET (1923) RODEKI
-AFFLUENZA 1-9221 33 10 0 97 YUPPIE HORDE (1880) MORDANT
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 31 21 0 97 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521 19 8 1 96 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892 35 12 0 95 WAY OF THINKING (1874) BLACKSTONE
EVISSIRATOR 97-292 20 28 6 95 SIRTAIN DEATH (1827) SHADOW GROVE
GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344 19 11 0 95 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 29 26 0 91 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867 24 9 0 91 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FATHER CAT 35-3875 31 28 2 90 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375) MURSKA
RAFERTY 41-4670 24 12 1 90 WRATHMEN! (1916) KATI-TEI
CANDYMAN 22-7177 22 30 0 90 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390 28 18 0 89 AL BUMS V (1932) BLACKSTONE
ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602 16 5 0 88 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PICAROON 28-5202 31 9 0 87 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
CRYINARA 2-6131 24 32 1 87 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
-IMPALA 81-240 23 8 2 85 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
THE GNOME 84-26786 37 23 0 84 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890) BLACKSTONE
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 21 23 3 84 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
TRUE PLAYER 84-36509 23 5 1 83 MMMP (1936) BLACKSTONE
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 37 51 1 80 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 28 27 4 79 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
GWAR 2-6074 22 38 1 79 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 22 23 0 78 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
GOD'S SON 84-23391 12 7 1 76 AL BUMS V (1932) BLACKSTONE
BEA HEADER 99-4683 21 38 4 75 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
TENTH WATCH 18-10705 20 10 0 75 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173 20 25 0 74 PICTOR (1938) CALEAM
NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610 30 16 0 73 XCOM ALPHA (1846) ZENSU
BETTERMAN 4-7037 27 14 0 73 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
-CLOWN 14-4418 26 39 0 71 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795) TOBIR
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522 24 20 0 71 TRIAL & ERROR (1885) SUNSET
CHAZZ 2-6132 23 10 1 71 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
SCIENCE 12-7177 16 16 2 71 IMPORTANT (1944) RIZTAB
METAL BRACE 7-6453 31 30 1 69 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
HIGHER GROUND 84-26799 11 2 0 69 MOTHER'S MILK (1946) BLACKSTONE
BEDTIME 84-49248 17 75 0 67 BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906) BLACKSTONE
BLOCK 26-5168 20 19 0 65 FIST (1889) CALEAM
TOMBSTONE 40-4642 24 19 3 63 XCOM ALPHA (1846) ZENSU
JOMMY 56-4539 21 41 1 62 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456 21 41 0 62 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520 24 16 0 61 GOD SQUAD (1762) MORDANT
FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279 14 7 1 61 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
KID KOALA 4-5694 16 23 1 59 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
SWABBIE SAM 81-2632 19 9 0 56 SHANGHAIED (1939) SHADOWSPIRE
R-1 18-9490 25 14 1 52 NEXT GENERATION (1896) TALCAMA
BRUTALIX 31-6646 15 9 1 52 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
HOFFA 18-9369 50 166 0 51 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
HELLHOUND 6-7152 17 16 0 51 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ST. RIKER 62-4828 26 38 0 50 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
-STRAY CAT 81-242 23 20 0 50 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
CLEAN HANDS 17-7677 16 29 0 50 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
WILLIE BROWN 6-6944 44 31 0 49 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
WEST WOOD 13-5630 41 58 1 49 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
PART POWER 13-5627 36 63 0 49 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
SPURT 96-5750 11 6 4 45 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
OVERSTAND 36-7937 24 19 7 43 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 26 16 0 42 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919) DRAGONHEAD
THIRD STONE 22-7244 16 20 0 41 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
CRUSHING AXE 40-4694 25 10 1 38 XCOM ALPHA (1846) ZENSU
-RACOON 99-6151 9 5 4 37 THROWIN SHADE (1895) SOUTH RIDGE
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 45 54 1 35 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
JAROBI 24-5158 26 45 3 34 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346 15 2 0 34 ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763) ALJAFIR
JONAS 25-5938 18 22 1 24 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
FAITH 47-8944 26 40 1 20 SERPENTS HOLD II (1904) NORTH FORK
CURDLE 96-5748 9 8 3 17 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ANGEL CAKE was unbelievably bested by TICK ... TOCK in a 6 minute Title fight.
RZA was savagely defeated by SLINKY in a exciting 9 minute gory melee.
MARY MARY vanquished CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JMJ was defeated by RUTH in a exciting 5 minute bloody fight.
KURT COBAIN devastated DRAGON FRUIT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
POE beat DOUBLE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
KRILL SOUP was overcome by INCREDIBLE SPEED in a action packed 1 minute melee.
ROGUE WAVE was vanquished by HIGHWAY GAMBLER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRACKED BELL was viciously subdued by DAISY in a 2 minute gory fight.
JOB outlasted VIBRANT THING in a popular 15 minute gory melee.
YONDER ORPHAN was demolished by GRAHAM CRACKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EARLY ONE MORNING viciously subdued USURPER in a exciting 10 minute bloody battle.
IGNORANCE was savagely defeated by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
BLACKGUARD was defeated by RARE BREED in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
ZENSU LASAGNA was vanquished by STONE GOSSARD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was devastated by MIC CHECK in a 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
SOLO was subdued by KATRINA in a exciting 2 minute bout.
SAINT ANNIE was savagely defeated by SOGGY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
BAD BORSCHT was bested by ICE WIND in a 2 minute bout.
MAJESTIC BELL was overpowered by NAIHREN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE HAMILTONS savagely defeated DIAZ in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fray.
COLOSSEUM HALLS devastated TEDDY RUXPIN in a popular 8 minute gory one-sided bout.
SHARP TIE was vanquished by KATRINA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GAMMA CEPHEI vanquished HOLLOW MAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PULLED ORC was demolished by SILVER SEAS in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
SAVAGE BEATING was viciously subdued by STORMCROWE PIE in a 3 minute bout.
DIZZY GILLESPIE was viciously subdued by CHUCKY in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET overpowered GUTTERSNIPE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
JACK B. NIMBLE was overpowered by NITROGLYCERIN in a 2 minute one-sided match.
AIR RAID was defeated by LONG-NECKED LARRY in a exciting 5 minute bout.
DOBBIE narrowly defeated KATRINA in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
COG was vanquished by DEF JAM SHIRT in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
ONUPHRE viciously subdued ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
LONE WOLF was savagely defeated by JANIS JOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
JIMMY THE HAND viciously subdued UGH LEE in a popular 6 minute gruesome bout.
HI-TOP FADE was overpowered by NAIHREN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SNAKE BITE was savagely defeated by GORDONS in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
ERIK vanquished LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle.
FENDER was handily defeated by BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DOLGAN narrowly defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a action packed 8 minute competition.
ILL SUBLIMINAL viciously subdued MEGABOLOX in a exciting 14 minute gory match.
INNARD SKINARD narrowly defeated CANDY MAN in a action packed 3 minute fight.
TAMBA was savagely defeated by COLTRANE in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
MIGHTY MANFRED was handily defeated by SUPERSTAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOUBLE E was outlasted by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 8 minute conflict.
TOCK .. TICK demolished LONG-NECKED LARRY in a popular 2 minute one-sided battle.
ROBERT JOHNSON bested FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 5 minute bloody conflict.
EXECUTIONER was demolished by HOT MESS in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
JEX was viciously subdued by CHATMON in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
MILES devastated DARWIN in a action packed 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
PRO 4 was defeated by REDICULOUS in a 3 minute fight.
REPRESENT viciously subdued SECOND MATE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
REBUILD was savagely defeated by SNOWBALL V in a action packed 7 minute brutal fight.
XI AQUILAE was viciously subdued by COREA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory battle.
FOREVER PORCH was bested by OSWALD ORC in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
WATSON subdued DERAILED in a action packed 3 minute duel.
SPIRALS narrowly defeated MERLIN in a popular 6 minute fight.
MC REN overpowered FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
50 STAR GENERAL was overpowered by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MAIN EVENT defeated LORETTA in a 2 minute fight.
KERN was bested by IOTA DRACONIS in a action packed 1 minute match.
RYO viciously subdued MAJOR NELSON in a exciting 5 minute brutal bout.
PRIVATEER beat THE TAKEOVER in a 2 minute fight.
KHADAAAN overpowered DARQUE PREACHER in a action packed 3 minute mismatched fight.
Q-TIP overpowered THEATRE BUM in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was devastated by KATRINA in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
JOE WILLIAMS savagely defeated HOFFA in a 14 minute gruesome duel.
COSMO was demolished by NUCKY in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
DRES won victory over SLICK STEPHAN in a popular 1 minute fight.
THE QUESTION was handily defeated by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute uneven match.
COLONEL WIZEN was vanquished by IRON HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided match.
DIFFERENT RULER was devastated by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 2 minute one-sided match.
CREAMED MALCORN defeated PEEKING DUCK in a popular 3 minute fray.
HORRIFYING ATTACK demolished SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was overpowered by KATRINA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRINTS OF WHALES won victory over GUILTY UNDERTAKER in a 2 minute duel.
MASTER PLAN savagely defeated FAST-FINGERS FRED in a action packed 5 minute duel.
SEDAN OF BAN won victory over HOFFA in a 1 minute bout.
ISHIBO handily defeated METAL BRACE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
EVISSIRATOR demolished HELLHOUND in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
SKILLET LIBEL slimly won victory over B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute fight.
HIGHER GROUND savagely defeated R-1 in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
THE GNOME slimly won victory over MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
GOD'S SON overpowered 8 AM CLASS in a action packed 4 minute gory mismatched duel.
REASONABLE DOUBT viciously subdued LAKE SAILOR in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
SEVERIN handily defeated POWER PUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SWABBIE SAM was vanquished by BREAK OF DAY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ZETA AQUILAE vanquished OVERSTAND in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ST. RIKER slimly lost to CANDYMAN in a 3 minute brutal match.
JOMMY vanquished T.G.I. FLOYD'S in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FAITH was handily defeated by THIRD STONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
TRUE PLAYER demolished B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
JURINE CASSEROLE devastated BETTERMAN in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched duel.
RAFERTY overpowered SCIENCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
CRUSHING AXE was demolished by PICAROON in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
TOMBSTONE vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ROBERT GERMAN devastated CHAZZ in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BEDTIME lost to CELL BLOCK A in a action packed 1 minute duel.
FREE CHEESE!! was vanquished by CRYINARA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FATHER CAT vanquished BRUTALIX in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CURDLE was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
SPURT overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
DELTA PICTORIS savagely defeated FOREIGN SHORE in a exciting 3 minute contest.
BLOCK was bested by GWAR in a 2 minute brawl.
JONAS was demolished by B&G BOUNCER in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
ELECTRIC SHEEP overpowered WEST WOOD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched battle.
BEA HEADER subdued KID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
WHOOPIE DOO handily defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
JAROBI was narrowly defeated by DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
TENTH WATCH savagely defeated WILLIE BROWN in a popular 7 minute brutal fight.
CLEAN HANDS was beaten by MUTANT BLOWBY in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
PART POWER was overpowered by RIGHTEOUS in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 48 SLASHING ATTACK 58 - 42 - 0 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 34 PARRY-RIPOSTE 41 - 32 - 1 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 27 WALL OF STEEL 79 - 62 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 20 LUNGING ATTACK 190 - 153 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 PARRY-LUNGE 40 - 40 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 TOTAL PARRY 130 - 137 - 0 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 33 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 AIMED BLOW 204 - 232 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 STRIKING ATTACK 92 - 108 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 BASHING ATTACK 87 - 125 - 1 41 |
Turn 711 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 19 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 12 - 8 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 25 - 23 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 14 - 13 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TICK ... TOCK 60-511 82 64 0 240 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
SLASHING ATTACK KURT COBAIN 46-4253 77 53 0 269 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
AIMED BLOW DAISY 14-4967 49 31 0 265 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 90 63 0 264 SHEPHERDS (1713)
LUNGING ATTACK HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 50 37 0 240 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
BASHING ATTACK POE 97-5615 36 30 5 223 CHIEFS 4 (1870)
STRIKING ATTACK BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 36 18 2 223 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)
WALL OF STEEL PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 66 55 0 218 SUMMERTEETH (1651)
PARRY-STRIKE INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 52 52 4 205 T-3 (1591)
PARRY-LUNGE DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 63 82 0 199 BLUE NOTE (1642)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
ANGEL CAKE 45-4737. The ten other most popular fighters were SNOWBALL V 74-4357,
TENTH WATCH 18-10705, DOLGAN 56-751, USURPER 46-4447, JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419, MERLIN
52-4401, DIAZ 14-5026, LONE WOLF 31-162, RZA 84--27346, and SLINKY 25-3080.
The least popular fighter this week was PART POWER 13-5627. The other ten least
popular fighters were CLEAN HANDS 17-7677, CHAZZ 2-6132, CRUSHING AXE 40-4694, FAITH
47-8944, T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346, OVERSTAND 36-7937, SWABBIE SAM 81-2632, METAL BRACE
7-6453, HOFFA 18-9369, and ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 2 0 SOLVEN(22) 4 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 3 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 4 3 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 3 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 6 1 0
JHELUM(4) 1 2 0 CALEAM(26) 2 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 5 0 MORYA(28) 4 0 0 JURINE(61) 3 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 4 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 2 5 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 2 4 0 JHANS(36) 1 3 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 3 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 2 0 ZENSU(40) 2 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 14 12 0
DULLENS(13) 0 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 1 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 3 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 3 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 5 4 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 3 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARY MARY 1-8872 56 68 1 234 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112 24 36 1 101 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
CRACKED BELL 3-7506 49 27 1 201 I WANT YOU (1699) OSKSI
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 35 18 1 221 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 50 37 0 240 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
CANDY MAN 6-7005 35 27 1 180 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DRAGON FRUIT 7-6371 43 47 1 196 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
WATSON 9-5695 26 13 0 177 SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605) ZUKAL
DARWIN 10-6236 51 48 0 159 THE MENTORS (1860) KOLACT
REPRESENT 11-7405 19 4 0 166 ILLMATIC (1925) ARUAK CITY
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 63 82 0 199 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
WEST WOOD 13-5630 41 58 1 49 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
DAISY 14-4967 49 31 0 265 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 56 30 0 225 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 21 23 3 84 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
RUTH 18-10121 90 63 0 264 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
COSMO 19-4498 42 42 1 120 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
CHUCKY 22-7121 31 17 1 207 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 36 18 2 223 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
SLINKY 25-3080 47 34 0 249 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
KHADAAAN 26-5241 20 3 0 135 WRATHMEN XXVII (1935) CALEAM
RARE BREED 28-5350 48 27 0 210 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
LONE WOLF 31-162 53 80 1 198 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 66 55 0 218 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 47 73 0 184 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
MAIN EVENT 36-7845 32 27 3 143 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
FOREVER PORCH 38-5173 30 26 2 174 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
SOLO 40-4614 28 21 0 179 XCOM ALPHA (1846) ZENSU
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 60 34 0 203 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844 17 9 1 100 SHEWISH BUFFET (1923) RODEKI
ANGEL CAKE 45-4737 36 21 1 203 SHEWISH BUFFET (1722) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 77 53 0 269 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
ICE WIND 47-7758 56 28 2 202 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
MAJOR NELSON 51-3631 11 5 0 123 HOPELESS DREAMERS (1934) TRICORUS
MERLIN 52-4401 25 11 0 148 COURTS OF CHAOS (1915) FRATSFA
JIMMY THE HAND 56-4419 47 50 4 209 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 82 64 0 240 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688 46 24 1 228 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 33 30 1 151 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
DERAILED 72-6912 22 13 0 147 BASH BROS TRAIN (1902) DRAGONHEAD
SNOWBALL V 74-4357 34 41 0 148 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476 56 74 0 197 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 54 63 2 193 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911 41 15 3 209 WILD STYLE (1791) BLACKSTONE
PRO 4 85-7401 22 22 0 135 4 PROS & A HACKER (1937) JASPER GULCH
SOGGY 96-4997 29 37 3 216 FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869) OLD VALAMANTIS
POE 97-5615 36 30 5 223 CHIEFS 4 (1870) SHADOW GROVE
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 52 52 4 205 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
BEA HEADER 99-4683 21 38 4 75 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
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Armsilbar liked being Master of the Stronghold Academy, all except for one part.
He had to talk to Sheila Greywand at least once a week, usually oftener. She was
getting more erratic. More chaotic. That would be the effect of the Grey Wand. It
was a powerful chaotic artifact, and she kept it with her always. She had turned his
predecessor into a frog--or 164 frogs--and then summoned all the members of the
Academy to a frog-leg dinner. That had been, ah, bad. Yes, very bad.
But here he was entering her chambers. With, well, it couldn't be called GOOD
news. And the look she turned on him--she was in an orcish mood today, all scowling
black brows and bared fangs--that made him nervous. But some things had to be done.
He cleared his throat, which seemed to have a frog in it, and said, "It's about the
next tourney prize, Lady. I know it's more than two months away, but this isn't too
soon to start thinking of some new, exciting prize--"
"I have no intention of thinking about 'new, exciting prizes'," she snapped. Or
was that a snarl? "These managers are getting above themselves. They act like I
created the arena system for their amusement! There will be one standard prize for
all the tourneys. Just one."
He had a horrible vision of all the managers walking out in a mass. Perhaps it
wouldn't be that bad, but it wouldn't be good. And if he said the wrong thing, well,
the next frog-leg dinner might be him. "Er, ah, perhaps a specific prize for each
tourney--a spring prize, a summer prize, and so on? The managers expect--"
She exploded. A literal explosion, the force of the blast blew his hair off.
She said several things in an obsolete dialect of orcish. He stepped backward, then
again. The blast had blown the door open behind him. If he could make it out before
something else happened--
"Ribbit! Ribbit!"