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Date   : 06/14/2017    Duedate: 06/27/2017

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DM 101    TURN 714

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 PUBLIC NUIS 62/1690   80   58   2 58.0      ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    158  115   2 57.9      ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/1954
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                   9 GET 56/1814           93   90   2 50.8
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     BALTO 6/1793
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   OPEN 82/1825
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  ERRATA 25/1802
  3-LIVING DEAD 29/1956   30   22   1 57.7      ERRATA 32/1805
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1673 1305  11 56.2      ERRATA 81/1823
    AQUILA 62/1908                              MCPANTS 82/1785
    PICTOR 26/1938                              THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                         10 FIST 26/1889        3097 3035  34 50.5
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            QUEEN 9/1629
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         RATM 84/1963
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        JAY-Z 10/1709
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        TRIBE 24/1648
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       N.W.A. 84/1945
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      REVIEW 84/1958
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      RUN DMC 1/1626
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      VANITY 84/1855
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      BALLERS 84/1957
  5 EMPIRE 10/1851       267  210   2 56.0      DIGNITY 84/1883
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            SIC 'EM 84/1905
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         PEARL JAM 4/1638
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         AL BUMS V 84/1932
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      CRITICALS 75/1635
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    HURRICANE 84/1951
  6 PICTURE THI 56/1943  183  145   0 55.8      I WANT YOU 3/1699
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1435 1183  18 54.8      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    AVID FANS 45/569                            PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          HOWLIN MAD 47/1959
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          SOME OLD B 84/1962
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         STILLMATIC 36/1652
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         WILD STYLE 84/1791
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786                    THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
  8 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     750  621   3 54.7      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    RED SCARE 22/1960                           LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        THAT'S RIGHT 84/1952
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839                       WE GOT GAME 46/1695
    A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854                      YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632                      ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
    BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684                      MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646                      ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
    ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745                     COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
    BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940                     DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842                  15 T-3 98/1591          459  536   4 46.1
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                   SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668              16 ORDER 14/1754        262  317   3 45.3
 11 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831  102  109   3 48.3      ORDER 36/1780
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 SEINFELD 19/1741
 12 GREAT OLD O 73/1955  385  415   7 48.1      TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948                      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1961                     OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964                  17 AVENGERS 31/1321     201  285   0 41.4
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
 13 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   72   78   2 48.0      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                   18 ARROGANCE 18/755     601  995  11 37.7
 14 AMBER 21/1857        208  241   2 46.3   19-GIRLS X3 36/1947       1    2   0 33.3

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.
     113 fights today, 9 challenges, nobody dead.  There were some avoids, but nothing 
really stood out in that department.
     IGNORANCE (14-4977) (47-31-2,231) of MENTOR BLISS fought GRAHAM CRACKER (61-3688) 
(48-24-1,249) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  IGNORANCE savagely defeated GRAHAM CRACKER in an 
exciting 3 minute brutal Title fight.  So Ignorance is still the Captain of the Guard 
and the top Lunger, although he hasn't written a column or even a personal ad.  Not 
that those things matter, I guess, but at least it shows a little bit of interest in 
being a gladiator here.
     I figure anybody who bothers to challenges deserves a little bit of attention so 
let's take a look at those nine fights.
     GUTTERSNIPE (5-5536) (30-18-1,214) of DUNGEON CELL challenged RUTH (18-10121) 
(92-63-0,296) of SHEPHERDS.  GUTTERSNIPE was bested by RUTH in a crowd pleasing 6 
minute gruesome Challenge fight.  As usual, Ruth is our top P-R.  I like a woman with 
some subtlety.
     DON KING (47-5374) (64-52-3,211) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged PIEHOLDEN SWEET (33-
7856) (68-55-0,235) of SUMMERTEETH.  DON KING was narrowly defeated by PIEHOLDEN SWEET 
in a 2 minute Challenge melee.  Pieholden is still our top Waste.  He should 
challenge, too.
     KRILL SOUP (98-4764) (23-32-4,192) of SHEWISH BISTRO challenged JOB (18-6129) 
(63-179-0,200) of SHEPHERDS.  KRILL SOUP was subdued by JOB in an action packed 6 
minute bloody Challenge fight.  Job is back to being our overall popularity leader.
     GAZZA (12-3538) (23-1-2,210) of ENGLISH FOOTBALL challenged MILES (12-7265) (26-
4-0,210) of BLUE NOTE.  GAZZA was devastated by MILES in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight.  Miles is top Striker.
     ACE HARDWARE (47-7492) (26-17-0,157) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged MEGABOLOX (47-
4312) (35-30-1,165) of WEIRD ALCHEMY.  ACE HARDWARE slimly won victory over MEGABOLOX 
in a 9 minute Challenge brawl.
     USURPER (46-4447) (29-20-1,179) of DUNGEON CELL challenged LONE WOLF (31-162) 
(53-82-1,182) of AVENGERS.  USURPER devastated LONE WOLF in a 2 minute bloody 
mismatched Challenge match.
     DUCK WITH SWORDS (39-3726) (23-7-0,122) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged FUERDAI (1-
9286) (25-17-2,127) of YUPPIE HORDE.  DUCK WITH SWORDS overpowered FUERDAI in a 1 
minute uneven Challenge melee.
     JURINE CASSEROLE (42-4844) (18-10-1,100) of SHEWISH BUFFET challenged HOFFA (18-
8478) (54-189-1,129) of ARROGANCE.  JURINE CASSEROLE vanquished HOFFA in an action 
packed 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
     TRICK SHOULDER (52-1053) (19-20-1,83) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged CHAZZ (2-6132) 
(25-10-1,83) of MENTOR DEMENTOR.  TRICK SHOULDER overpowered CHAZZ in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge match.
     And the rest of the stylemasters...
     Top Slasher is Kurt Cobain.  BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (55-64-2,224) of OTTO'S DINER 
fought KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (79-53-0,302) of THE 27 CLUB.  BAD BORSCHT was devastated 
by KURT COBAIN in an exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
     Soggy is the top Basher.  SOGGY (96-4997) (31-37-3,259) of FRUIT LOOPS 18 fought 
DOLGAN (56-751) (54-112-5,222) of MEN OF STEEL.  SOGGY viciously subdued DOLGAN in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
     The best Aimed Blow is... let's see... Gamma Cephei.  What kind of name is that?  
SNAKE BITE (56-4343) (42-41-1,215) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) 
(38-34-0,233) of CEPHEUS.  SNAKE BITE was overpowered by GAMMA CEPHEI in a 1 minute 
one-sided match.
     Innard Skinard is, as usual, the top Parry-Strike.  INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (54-
52-4,222) of T-3 fought SAINT ANNIE (84-41396) (23-11-2,203) of TOM THUMB BLUES.  
INNARD SKINARD viciously subdued SAINT ANNIE in a popular 4 minute brutal brawl.
     The top TP is Tick ... Tock.  TICK ... TOCK (60-511) (83-65-0,207) of UNNAMEABLES 
fought TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (62-49-1,168) of LORDS OF CHAOS. TICK ... TOCK savagely 
defeated TEDDY RUXPIN in a 22 minute brutal fight. Wait, 22 minutes?  Even for a TP, 
that's fairly ridiculous.
     Last and probably least, Q-Tip is the top Parry-Lunge.  IAZ (14-5026) (31-36-
1,207) of MENTOR BLISS fought Q-TIP (24-5090) (34-24-0,170) of TRIBE.  DIAZ was 
savagely defeated by Q-TIP in an action packed 5 minute brutal bout.
     This turn's favorite is Baby Back Ribs.  EARLY ONE MORNING (16-6010) (56-32-
0,195) of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS fought BABY BACK RIBS (24-5049) (36-20-2,190) of SHEWISH 
BUFFET.  EARLY ONE MORNING unbelievably bested BABY BACK RIBS in a popular 9 minute 
duel.  I don't get it.  If the spectators like BBR for getting tired, why didn't they 
like Teddy Ruxpin even more?  He's not even on the top 10 popularity list.
     That's it.  If you wanted to read longer reports, you'd say so.  Later!

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            48  31  2  251  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          80  53  0  315  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 RUTH 18-10121                93  63  0  310  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 SOGGY 96-4997                32  37  3  267  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      69  55  0  247  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         39  34  0  245  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       55  52  4  234  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 MILES 12-7265                27   4  0  232  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 COWBOYS 97-5301              31  29  4  231  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 DOBBIE 84-30850              57  66  2  229  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          52  27  1  229  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       24  12  0  227  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 CHUCKY 22-7121               32  19  1  216  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         84  65  0  212  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    57  32  0  210  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       49  74  0  210  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 ERIK 56-3399                 81  99  1  209  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 UPPER DECK 6-6268            33  27  0  208  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       43  16  3  207  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            28  11  3  207  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JOB 18-6129                  64 179  0  206  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         36  20  1  206  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           30  19  1  206  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         67  23  2  204  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       71  57  0  203  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          57  45  3  203  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        49  37  3  203  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 MEABEER 56-3899              35  25  0  202  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 BACK 56-3949                 33  26  0  201  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 DON KING 47-5374             64  53  3  200  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       48  25  1  199  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         23  12  2  199  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        23  12  0  198  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          55  65  2  197  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DOLGAN 56-751                54 113  5  196  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 COG 5-4132                   39  46  2  196  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 GAZZA 12-3538                23   2  2  196  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 MARY MARY 1-8872             58  69  1  195  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DARWIN 10-6236               53  49  0  195  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 RARE BREED 28-5350           49  29  0  195  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       36  21  2  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 DRES 18-10562                32  15  1  195  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        40  42  0  194  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           36  42  0  194  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           54  57  1  193  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 Q-TIP 24-5090                35  24  0  193  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080               47  37  0  192  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 USURPER 46-4447              30  20  1  192  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           23  33  4  192  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           42  42  1  191  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       59  37  1  189  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    25  17  2  188  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        52  36  1  187  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     53  49  0  186  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DIAZ 14-5026                 31  37  1  186  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 MERLIN 52-4401               27  12  0  186  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     18   3  1  184  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        50  81  1  183  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         37  19  2  183  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 POE 97-5615                  37  32  5  182  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 SOLO 40-4614                 30  22  0  182  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          55  59  0  181  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       61  39  0  180  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 HOT MESS 84-45578            30  28  2  180  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 GORDONS 28-5337              38  22  0  178  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         62  50  1  177  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      51  43 11  176  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 KERN 36-7601                 33  28  1  176  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 FAT LIP 52-3791              26  32  1  175  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 ICE WIND 47-7758             57  30  2  173  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 LONE WOLF 31-162             53  83  1  173  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          50  37  0  173  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         27  17  0  172  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 DERAILED 72-6912             24  14  1  172  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        32  34  2  171  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 REBUILD 36-7697              42  45  0  169  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          72  76  0  168  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 NUCKY 10-6433                28  26  0  168  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        60  37  0  167  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         32  31  1  167  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            33  25  0  166  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            32  30  0  166  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEZZIK 45-814                30  24  1  165  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 JEX 14-4848                  40  34  0  164  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          28  25  1  163  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           29  17  1  162  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    27  17  6  162  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            35  31  1  160  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         57  22  2  159  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          29  17  1  159  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 SPIRALS 75-3613              55  14  1  156  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      24  30  5  156  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         24   7  1  156  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      30  32  1  153  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           21   8  0  153  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 SORA 82-50103                23  25  0  152  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AIR RAID 84-32877            32  26  0  150  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 TAMBA 97-6138                25  18  4  150  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 PRO 4 85-7401                24  23  0  148  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 RYO 31-6470                  31  36  1  147  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            27  19  3  146  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           33  35  0  145  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        29  24  0  143  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 WATSON 9-5695                26  16  0  142  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 KNOB 82-53256                22  14  1  142  OPEN (1825)                DWES EG
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          46  36  0  141  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 COREA 12-7086                43  53  0  141  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            31  20  2  141  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     24   7  0  140  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     29  17  1  139  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     37  13  0  138  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 MC REN 84-27222              32  22  0  134  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 COLTRANE 12-7034             45  61  0  132  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 CHATMON 6-6992               36  33  3  132  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       33  45  0  132  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         23  10  0  132  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498                43  44  1  130  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CRAPULODON 47-4305           26  27  0  129  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   18  10  2  129  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     19  10  1  128  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       19   5  0  128  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           33  33  1  125  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         25  13  1  125  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   23  13  1  125  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    31  18  0  123  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 RAGDOLL 25-5402              31  12  0  120  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      26   7  1  119  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          27  17  1  118  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 FUERDAI 1-9286               25  18  2  118  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         25  27  5  117  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         24  12  0  116  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        33  22  0  113  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           33  29  3  108  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 HOFFA 18-8478                54 190  1  106  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ISHIBO 31-6441               27  41  2  104  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        21   9  1  104  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     21  12  0  102  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE GNOME 84-26786           40  23  0  100  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       20  20  1  100  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         26  10  0   97  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 SEVERIN 84-20723             23  12  2   97  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (1921)  BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             24  24  0   95  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 PICAROON 28-5202             33  10  0   92  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             17  10  1   92  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         30  28  0   91  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IMPALA 81-240                24   8  2   90  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 TELLUS 82-56650              17   9  1   89  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         17  12  0   89  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          25  38  1   88  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 ITEM 32-4794                 23  15  0   88  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 R-1 18-9490                  28  14  1   87  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 CLOWN 14-4418                27  39  0   87  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 KID KOALA 4-5694             17  25  1   86  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       17   3  0   86  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       23  17  1   84  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       14   2  0   84  MOTHER'S MILK (1946)       BLACKSTONE
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107      20  18  0   83  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1961)     BLACKSTONE
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          30  28  4   81  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 CRYINARA 2-6131              25  34  1   81  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 GWAR 2-6074                  24  39  1   80  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 STREET RACER 62-4751         20  13  0   80  PUBLIC NUISANCES (1690)    VALAMANTIS
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           23  39  4   78  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 BLOCK 26-5168                21  21  0   78  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 SPURT 96-5750                13   7  4   78  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       25  19  1   76  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       39  52  1   75  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        22  17  1   75  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        18  29  0   75  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        17   7  1   75  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 HOFFA 18-9369                51 168  0   74  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           28  17  0   73  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     26  11  1   73  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 25  11  1   73  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             24  31  0   73  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 PERPETUAL 84-14073            5   1  0   73  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 SUPERSLICE 39-4074           17  10  1   72  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         25  18  0   70  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             28  16  0   67  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BEDTIME 84-49248             18  77  0   67  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         23  42  0   66  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          22  18  3   66  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22   8  2   65  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         22  25  3   64  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 GOD'S SON 84-23391           13   9  1   64  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          47  55  1   61  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            26  20  7   61  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           21  30  6   61  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
-KILLING IN THE NAME 84-29243 15  14  1   60  RATM (1963)                BLACKSTONE
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            25  19  0   59  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 JOMMY 56-4539                22  43  1   59  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          17  31  0   59  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     31  18  0   58  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          24  21  0   58  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 STRAY CAT 81-242             23  21  0   58  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           15  17  0   58  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             17  19  0   57  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 POT SHOT 78-3230             18   7  0   55  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
-SWEET MUSIC 22-7107          16   3  4   55  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           32  32  1   52  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       20  28  0   52  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            27  40  0   51  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 CORWIN 21-8086               24  26  1   51  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          18  21  0   51  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 JAROBI 24-5158               27  47  3   49  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       15  29  0   49  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          45  33  0   48  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       14   2  0   48  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         15  19  1   47  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
-U.S.S.R. 22-7252             15   0  1   46  RED SCARE (1960)           SOLVEN
 STINK FACE 47-8688           10   2  2   46  HOWLIN MAD (1959)          NORTH FORK
 PART POWER 13-5627           36  66  0   45  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JONAS 25-5938                19  24  1   42  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 FAITH 47-8944                26  43  1   40  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 CURDLE 96-5748                9  11  3   39  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         25  13  1   38  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           13   7  1   38  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 ADDICTION 84-48891           13   7  0   37  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            41  61  1   30  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 RACOON 99-6151                9   6  4   26  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GUTTERSNIPE was bested by RUTH in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
DON KING was narrowly defeated by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
KRILL SOUP was subdued by JOB in a action packed 6 minute bloody Challenge fight.
GAZZA was devastated by MILES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ACE HARDWARE slimly won victory over MEGABOLOX in a 9 minute Challenge brawl.
USURPER devastated LONE WOLF in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
DUCK WITH SWORDS overpowered FUERDAI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
JURINE CASSEROLE vanquished HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TRICK SHOULDER overpowered CHAZZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
IGNORANCE savagely defeated GRAHAM CRACKER in a exciting 3 minute brutal Title fight.
CRACKED BELL devastated SLINKY in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
SOGGY viciously subdued DOLGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
COG was defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a popular 1 minute duel.
BAD BORSCHT was devastated by KURT COBAIN in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
INNARD SKINARD viciously subdued SAINT ANNIE in a popular 4 minute brutal brawl.
MARY MARY was subdued by SAVAGE BEATING in a 2 minute bout.
SNAKE BITE was overpowered by GAMMA CEPHEI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DOBBIE bested DARWIN in a popular 4 minute contest.
MAJESTIC BELL overpowered ZENSU LASAGNA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE HAMILTONS was handily defeated by HAIRY MONSTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DERAILED was overpowered by DRES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JACK B. NIMBLE overpowered JEX in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
ROBERT JOHNSON was overpowered by AYLIAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was vanquished by STONE GOSSARD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DOUBLE E was handily defeated by PRINTS OF WHALES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JANIS JOBLIN savagely defeated BACK in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
TOCK .. TICK was overpowered by SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TICK ... TOCK savagely defeated TEDDY RUXPIN in a 22 minute brutal fight.
DIAZ was savagely defeated by Q-TIP in a action packed 5 minute brutal bout.
EARLY ONE MORNING unbelievably bested BABY BACK RIBS in a popular 9 minute duel.
ELMORE JAMES was subdued by SNOWBALL V in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
ICE WIND was handily defeated by UPPER DECK in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
JOE WILLIAMS was demolished by MERLIN in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
MEABEER beat HOT MESS in a exciting 1 minute competition.
ERIK handily defeated RICE & BEANS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLACKGUARD demolished REDICULOUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
CHUCKY viciously subdued RARE BREED in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory duel.
RUBBER BULLET was devastated by COWBOYS in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
GORDONS was savagely defeated by OSWALD ORC in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
ILL SUBLIMINAL luckily beat AYLIAN in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
VIBRANT THING handily defeated FAT LIP in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
POE was demolished by BICYCLE RACE in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
DEF JAM SHIRT demolished CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EXECUTIONER devastated BASHER FORCE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PRO 4 was devastated by COLONEL WIZEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
AIR RAID was devastated by KERN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided match.
SILVER SEAS was devastated by SUICIDE KING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHICKEN A LA KING vanquished HORRIFYING ATTACK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
50 STAR GENERAL was overpowered by FEZZIK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
IOTA DRACONIS was devastated by YONDER ORPHAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PEEKING DUCK demolished TAMBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
NUCKY devastated COLTRANE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SPIRALS outwaited RYO in a popular 7 minute duel.
WATSON was overpowered by REBUILD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOLO vanquished CRAPULODON in a exciting 2 minute one-sided duel.
ANGRY LIGHTNING demolished RAGDOLL in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
TOMBSTONE overpowered XI AQUILAE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
HOLLOW MAN slimly lost to TENTH WATCH in a 2 minute bout.
SKILLET LIBEL was beaten by COSMO in a popular 4 minute gory match.
DIFFERENT RULER overpowered THE QUESTION in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
MAIN EVENT was devastated by ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RUY LOPEZ subdued ASSISTANT MANAGER in a action packed 4 minute match.
SHARP TIE viciously subdued CREAMED MALCORN in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
THE HITMAN vanquished CHATMON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PRIVATEER handily defeated MC REN in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
DARQUE PREACHER savagely defeated COREA in a exciting 7 minute gruesome conflict.
SECOND MATE unbelievably bested KATRINA in a exciting 2 minute duel.
THE TAKEOVER was beaten by KNOB in a exciting 1 minute contest.
REASONABLE DOUBT devastated SEVERIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX was handily defeated by SORA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZETA AQUILAE devastated HELLHOUND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
RIGHTEOUS lost to THE GNOME in a exciting 4 minute duel.
GUILTY UNDERTAKER viciously subdued STREET RACER in a 2 minute brutal fray.
CANDYMAN was vanquished by BRUTALIX in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ISHIBO demolished DIRTY CLOTHES in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
ROBERT GERMAN overpowered RIOT FIGHT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven competition.
POT SHOT was beaten by SUPERSLICE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
IMPALA won victory over BLOCK in a 2 minute bloody fight.
STRAY CAT was beaten by THE PROFESSOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
BUGG-SHASH was vanquished by OVERSTAND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
XIAHOU DUN was devastated by ITEM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
8 AM CLASS handily defeated CRUSHING AXE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
LONDON BEEFEATER devastated WILLIE BROWN in a 2 minute uneven duel.
TELLUS vanquished CURDLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
PERPETUAL won victory over NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a action packed 4 minute fight.
ST. RIKER was handily defeated by ROSA MEXICANA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GOD'S SON was overcome by I MOTHER EARTH in a exciting 5 minute competition.
HIGHER GROUND demolished EVISSIRATOR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JOMMY was overcome by YODA in a popular 1 minute fight.
BERT & ERNIE was defeated by FOREIGN SHORE in a 2 minute bout.
FAITH was narrowly defeated by POWER PUNCH in a exciting 4 minute gruesome brawl.
STINK FACE handily defeated RACOON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RUBIN CARTER slimly lost to T.G.I. FLOYD'S in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
FREE CHEESE!! overpowered WEST WOOD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE was bested by KID KOALA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
CHAIN OF FOOLS vanquished DELTA PICTORIS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PICAROON overpowered MUTANT BLOWBY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
MIRROR'S GAZE was overpowered by BETTERMAN in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
ADDICTION was handily defeated by BEA HEADER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BEDTIME was handily defeated by EIGHTH-RATE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BUSTED KNUCKLE overpowered LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SPURT devastated B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
JONAS luckily beat LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 3 minute bout.
WHOOPIE DOO handily defeated TERRE HAUTE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
JAROBI was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
THIRD STONE was subdued by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute match.
CORWIN was overpowered by SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BUSY BEE was narrowly defeated by HOFFA in a tiresome 14 minute battle.
R-1 devastated PART POWER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided battle.
BREAK OF DAY was handily defeated by CLOWN in a exciting 2 minute one-sided melee.
CLEAN HANDS was savagely defeated by GWAR in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
CELL BLOCK A beat CRYINARA in a action packed 3 minute fight.
METAL BRACE was vanquished by DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      54         SLASHING ATTACK   64 -  39 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     31         PARRY-RIPOSTE     44 -  34 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 30         WALL OF STEEL     77 -  63 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         LUNGING ATTACK   176 - 154 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  22         PARRY-STRIKE      30 -  30 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         PARRY-LUNGE       39 -  39 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK  108 - 116 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         AIMED BLOW       220 - 239 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    97 - 114 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         TOTAL PARRY      129 - 152 -  0      46  |

Turn 714 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK    14 -  8     AIMED BLOW        26 - 28         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 16         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      7 -  9         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  5     TOTAL PARRY       13 - 18         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 15                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   IGNORANCE 14-4977          48  31  2  251 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        80  53  0  315 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              93  63  0  310 SHEPHERDS (1713)
BASHING ATTACK   SOGGY 96-4997              32  37  3  267 FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)
WALL OF STEEL    PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856    69  55  0  247 SUMMERTEETH (1651)
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877       39  34  0  245 CEPHEUS (1820)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     55  52  4  234 T-3 (1591)
STRIKING ATTACK  MILES 12-7265              27   4  0  232 BLUE NOTE (1642)
TOTAL PARRY      TICK ... TOCK 60-511       84  65  0  212 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
PARRY-LUNGE      Q-TIP 24-5090              35  24  0  193 TRIBE (1648)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049.  The ten other most popular fighters were NIGHTMARE GARCIA 
40-4610, GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536, DIAZ 14-5026, RUY LOPEZ 46-4461, COREA 12-7086, KRILL 
SOUP 98-4764, ACE HARDWARE 47-7492, CHUCKY 22-7121, KERN 36-7601, and RYO 31-6470.

The least popular fighter this week was BUSY BEE 18-10572.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOFFA 18-9369, CORWIN 21-8086, RACOON 99-6151, ST. RIKER 
62-4828, XIAHOU DUN 72-8784, POT SHOT 78-3230, CANDYMAN 22-7177, MC REN 84-27222, 
CHATMON 6-6992, and MAIN EVENT 36-7845.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  5 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  CALEAM(26)           1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  0 0  MORYA(28)            2  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  0 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  4 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  5 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  4 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  3 0  JHANS(36)            3  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  3 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      12 16 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  3 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  6 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          4  2 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      71  57  0  203  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112         25  38  1   88  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         52  27  1  229  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        36  20  1  206  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543           28  11  3  207  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 UPPER DECK 6-6268           33  27  0  208  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    53  49  0  186  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         57  45  3  203  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              53  49  0  195  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        62  50  1  177  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 MILES 12-7265               27   4  0  232  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         47  55  1   61  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           48  31  2  251  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   57  32  0  210  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      17   3  0   86  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               93  63  0  310  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               43  44  1  130  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 TERRE HAUTE 21-4522         24  21  0   58  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 CHUCKY 22-7121              32  19  1  216  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114       49  37  3  203  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              47  37  0  192  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BLOCK 26-5168               21  21  0   78  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 RARE BREED 28-5350          49  29  0  195  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 THE HITMAN 30-4550          21   8  0  153  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            53  83  1  173  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ITEM 32-4794                23  15  0   88  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     69  55  0  247  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      49  74  0  210  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                33  28  1  176  ORDER (1780)               JHANS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       33  22  0  113  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726    24   7  0  140  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SOLO 40-4614                30  22  0  182  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       60  37  0  167  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    19  10  1  128  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               30  24  1  165  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         80  53  0  315  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            64  53  3  200  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436       23  12  0  198  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 MERLIN 52-4401              27  12  0  186  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       52  36  1  187  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 ERIK 56-3399                81  99  1  209  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      25  19  1   76  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        84  65  0  212  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        39  34  0  245  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          33  33  1  125  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370     26   7  1  119  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 DERAILED 72-6912            24  14  1  172  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          13   7  1   38  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          36  42  0  194  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621   27  17  6  162  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 POT SHOT 78-3230            18   7  0   55  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         55  65  2  197  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SORA 82--15433              23  25  0  152  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 DOBBIE 84-30850             57  66  2  229  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               24  23  0  148  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               32  37  3  267  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 COWBOYS 97-5301             31  29  4  231  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      55  52  4  234  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          23  39  4   78  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND  (816) 
                        SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS  (13) 
                    DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60  (654) 
                      PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609  (7525) 
                 WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802  (9245) 
                     CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM  (5164) 
                   HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2  (6034) 
                     EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT  (136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes