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Date   : 07/12/2017    Duedate: 07/25/2017

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DM 101    TURN 716

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 PUBLIC NUIS 62/1690   82   60   2 57.7      CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1967
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    162  125   2 56.4      DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     BAD COMBINATIONS 71/1969
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                 8-GET 56/1814           93   90   2 50.8
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  BALTO 6/1793
  3 EMPIRE 10/1851       284  221   2 56.2      OPEN 82/1825
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            ERRATA 25/1802
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         ERRATA 32/1805
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         ERRATA 81/1823
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        MCPANTS 82/1785
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                  9 FIST 26/1889        3192 3122  35 50.6
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1697 1327  13 56.1      QUEEN 9/1629
    AQUILA 62/1908                              RATM 84/1963
    PICTOR 26/1938                              JAY-Z 10/1709
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             TRIBE 24/1648
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             N.W.A. 84/1945
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            REVIEW 84/1958
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            RUN DMC 1/1626
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         VANITY 84/1855
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        BALLERS 84/1957
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        DIGNITY 84/1883
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       SIC 'EM 84/1905
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      AL BUMS V 84/1932
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
  5 PICTURE THI 56/1943  185  145   0 56.1      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
  6 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     765  630   3 54.8      CRITICALS 75/1635
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           HURRICANE 84/1951
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        I WANT YOU 3/1699
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     HOWLIN MAD 47/1959
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     SOME OLD B 84/1962
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    STILLMATIC 36/1652
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   WILD STYLE 84/1791
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/1954                 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1446 1196  18 54.7      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    AVID FANS 45/569                            SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    AIR CANADA 73/1966                          SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    WS ARMS '05 71/1968                         THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
    STRIKER FORCE 62/1753                       WE GOT GAME 46/1695
    TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839                       YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854                      ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
    BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632                      MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684                      ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
    HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646                      COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
    ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745                     DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940                  14 T-3 98/1591          465  543   4 46.1
    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842                     SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                   SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668              15 ORDER 14/1754        268  325   3 45.2
 10 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   74   80   3 48.1      ORDER 36/1780
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      SEINFELD 19/1741
 11 GREAT OLD O 73/1955  389  421   7 48.0      TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948                      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1961                     OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964                  16 AVENGERS 31/1321     205  291   0 41.3
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
 12 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831  103  113   3 47.7      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717              17 ARROGANCE 18/755     602  998  11 37.6
 13 AMBER 21/1857        217  248   2 46.7

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi you guys, and women.
     I have here a set of guidelines for spy reporters.  I'm supposed to report 
certain things in a certain order.  So... let's not, okay?
     Nobody avoided anybody.  Damn!
     First of all, the fighter voted least loved today is Willie Brown.  I thought he 
might be one of the two guys that died -- but no.  HOFFA (18-9369) (51-169-0,53) of 
ARROGANCE fought WILLIE BROWN (6-6944) (45-34-0,50) of BLACK AND BLUES.  HOFFA was 
unbelievably bested by WILLIE BROWN in an unpopular 17 minute gory bout.  So, that was 
a longie.  It was what some folks call a "scummy" fight but that's stupid.  Good job, 
Willie.
     There were just two challenges.  I'd like to congratulate the challengers for 
making the effort, even though they both got their butts kicked, which was pretty 
funny.
     GUTTERSNIPE (5-5536) (31-19-1,224) of DUNGEON CELL challenged SAVAGE BEATING (35-
4339) (50-74-0,231) of HAPPY FUN TIME.  GUTTERSNIPE was unbelievably bested by SAVAGE 
BEATING in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
     The top Parry-Lunge is Usurper.  USURPER (46-4447) (31-20-1,207) of DUNGEON CELL 
challenged ERIK (56-3399) (82-99-1,213) of MEN OF STEEL.  USURPER was subdued by ERIK 
in an exciting 2 minute gory Challenge melee.  And Erik is top Basher.
     BUSTED KNUCKLE (26-5228) (15-2-0,78) of FIST fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-0-
0,30) of  .  BUSTED KNUCKLE butchered LAKE SAILOR in an exciting 1 minute gory 
mismatched match.  Sailing on the Lake of Mist is pretty dangerous, anyway.
     BASHER FORCE (62-4872) (25-28-5,100) of STRIKER FORCE fought EVISSIRATOR (97-292) 
(21-31-6,60) of SIRTAIN DEATH.  BASHER FORCE was slaughtered by EVISSIRATOR in a 1 
minute brutal mismatched bout.  Too bad.  I thought Evisserator should get beaten for 
crimes against spelling.  Oh well.
     Out of 111 fights, here are the last three:
     POWER PUNCH (13-5629) (47-56-1,52) of ALLITERATE ARMY fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) 
(0-0-0,70) of  .  POWER PUNCH was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided 
fray.
     YODA (10-6690) (21-3-1,73) of EMPIRE fought HELLHOUND (6-7152) (17-20-0,62) of 
BLACK AND BLUES.  YODA subdued HELLHOUND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.  I 
gotta... no, no, I can't... no, I gotta say it.  The Force was with him.
     CHAZZ (2-6132) (26-11-1,82) of MENTOR DEMENTOR fought SEDAN OF BAN (2-6112) (25-
39-1,81) of THE RUNAROUND.  CHAZZ was overpowered by SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute uneven 
fight.  Yup, pretty boring.
     The Hitman is this turn's favorite.  THE HITMAN (30-4550) (21-9-0,163) of 
WRESTLMANIACS fought AIR RAID (84-32877) (33-26-0,166) of I SHALL BE FREE. THE HITMAN 
savagely defeated AIR RAID in an exciting 9 minute brutal conflict.  Nine minutes!  
The spectators get silly about long fights.  If you're got the stamina for it, longer 
is better.  Ask anybody.
     Job is our overall popularity leader.  BICYCLE RACE (9-5609) (58-45-3,212) of 
QUEEN fought JOB (18-6129) (64-180-0,193) of SHEPHERDS.  BICYCLE RACE was luckily 
beaten by JOB in an exciting 6 minute brutal bout.
     Teddy Rixpin is the top Parry-Strike.  According to this guideline, I'm supposed 
to find other ways of saying "top".  Hell with that.  DRES (18-10562) (33-15-1,216) of 
HIP HOP HEROES fought TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (63-50-1,203) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  DRES 
was unbelievably bested by TEDDY RUXPIN in an exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
     The top, top Slasher is Kurt Cobain.  KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (80-54-0,195) of THE 
27 CLUB fought GAZZA (12-3538) (23-2-2,196) of ENGLISH FOOTBALL. KURT COBAIN 
overpowered GAZZA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.  Know how many times I 
wrote "Curt Kobain" and had to change it?  Psh!
     Darwin is the top TP.  Oorah!  DARWIN (10-6236) (54-49-0,198) of THE MENTORS 
fought YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (58-22-2,171) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW. DARWIN overpowered 
YONDER ORPHAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Huh.  Real short fight.
     MAJESTIC BELL (84-32914) (25-12-0,236) of CHIMES OF FREEDOM fought SHARON SHEW 
(101-25) (0-0-0,181) of  .  MAJESTIC BELL handily defeated SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute 
mismatched bout.
     The top Lunger is Cracked Bell.  CRACKED BELL (3-7506) (53-27-1,236) of I WANT 
YOU fought INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (55-53-4,209) of T-3.  CRACKED BELL vanquished 
INNARD SKINARD in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.  Last turn, Innard was the 
top Parry-Strike but now he's not.
     The top Aimed Blow is Gamma Cephei.  GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (40-34-0,255) of 
CEPHEUS fought TICK ... TOCK (60-511) (84-66-0,201) of UNNAMEABLES. GAMMA CEPHEI 
overpowered TICK ... TOCK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
     Like always, the top P-R is Ruth.  Good with her hands, that woman.  RUTH (18-
10121) (94-63-0,329) of SHEPHERDS fought EARLY ONE MORNING (16-6010) (58-32-0,222) of 
BLOOD ON THE TRACKS.  RUTH savagely defeated EARLY ONE MORNING in an 18 minute bloody 
conflict.  Ah, another longie!  I do like longies.
     He's still top Wall of Steel and he's still Captain of the Guard, but he's also 
still not writing a damn thing.  Cowboys!  COWBOYS (97-5301) (32-29-4,248) of DEAD 
MAN'S HAND fought SLINKY (25-3080) (48-37-0,216) of FACES OF DEATH.  COWBOYS 
vanquished SLINKY in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
     So that's the whole story in mixed-up order.  Deal with it.

                                           -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COWBOYS 97-5301              33  29  4  265  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121                95  63  0  348  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         41  34  0  277  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      71  55  0  258  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          54  27  1  250  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       51  74  0  243  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       26  12  0  242  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     20   3  1  236  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 ERIK 56-3399                 83  99  1  227  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     54  50  0  227  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           25  33  4  220  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 DARWIN 10-6236               55  49  0  219  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          81  54  0  218  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         64  50  1  218  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            49  32  2  217  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       38  21  2  217  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 DOBBIE 84-30850              58  67  2  214  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 COG 5-4132                   40  47  2  214  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 JOB 18-6129                  65 180  0  212  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 SOGGY 96-4997                33  38  3  212  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 DON KING 47-5374             65  53  3  211  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           55  58  1  211  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       50  25  1  210  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        50  38  3  209  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           37  43  0  208  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
-UPPER DECK 6-6268            33  27  0  208  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        42  42  0  207  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            29  12  3  206  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       63  39  0  204  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    58  33  0  203  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-MEABEER 56-3899              35  25  0  202  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 DRES 18-10562                33  16  1  202  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       72  58  0  201  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-BACK 56-3949                 33  26  0  201  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         37  21  1  199  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 MILES 12-7265                28   5  0  199  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        62  37  0  198  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       55  54  4  198  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        53  36  1  198  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 USURPER 46-4447              31  21  1  198  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           43  43  1  196  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 Q-TIP 24-5090                36  25  0  196  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           31  20  1  196  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          58  46  3  194  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        51  82  1  194  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 MARY MARY 1-8872             59  70  1  193  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          56  66  2  193  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 LONE WOLF 31-162             54  84  1  193  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         24  13  2  193  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         84  67  0  192  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      52  44 12  192  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GAZZA 12-3538                23   3  2  192  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 SLINKY 25-3080               48  38  0  191  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 GORDONS 28-5337              39  23  0  190  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 NUCKY 10-6433                29  27  0  190  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      32  32  1  189  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 COREA 12-7086                45  53  0  187  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       43  18  3  187  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        23  14  0  186  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 SOLO 40-4614                 31  23  0  184  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       59  39  1  183  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      26  30  5  183  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 SPIRALS 75-3613              57  14  1  182  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 POE 97-5615                  38  33  5  182  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 HOT MESS 84-45578            31  29  2  182  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          74  76  0  181  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         68  24  2  181  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         25   8  1  180  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
 ICE WIND 47-7758             57  32  2  179  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    25  18  2  179  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 CHUCKY 22-7121               32  21  1  178  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        33  35  2  177  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           22   9  0  177  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 RARE BREED 28-5350           50  30  0  175  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            34  26  0  175  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 MERLIN 52-4401               28  13  0  175  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          51  38  0  174  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 REBUILD 36-7697              44  45  0  174  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DOLGAN 56-751                54 115  5  173  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DIAZ 14-5026                 32  38  1  172  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       21   5  0  172  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         58  23  2  170  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 KERN 36-7601                 34  29  1  170  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         32  33  1  170  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 FEZZIK 45-814                32  24  1  170  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          29  26  1  170  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          29  19  1  170  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         37  21  2  168  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 JEX 14-4848                  40  36  0  167  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           29  19  1  167  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         27  18  0  166  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 COSMO 19-4498                44  45  1  165  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 AIR RAID 84-32877            33  27  0  165  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          29  17  1  164  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    28  18  6  164  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         27  13  1  161  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 CHATMON 6-6992               37  34  3  160  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            35  33  1  160  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           34  36  0  156  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        30  25  0  155  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 WATSON 9-5695                27  17  0  155  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 TAMBA 97-6138                26  19  4  154  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 FAT LIP 52-3791              26  33  1  154  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         25  10  0  152  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-SORA 82-50103                23  25  0  152  MCPANTS (1785)             DWES EG
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       22  20  1  151  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MC REN 84-27222              34  22  0  150  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     19  12  1  150  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    32  19  0  148  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 THE GNOME 84-26786           42  23  0  145  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           35  29  3  145  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             26  24  0  145  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 COLTRANE 12-7034             46  62  0  144  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            31  22  2  143  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
-KNOB 82-53256                22  14  1  142  OPEN (1825)                DWES EG
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          55  61  0  139  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         25  13  0  138  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
-DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     24   8  0  138  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          47  37  0  134  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 FUERDAI 1-9286               26  19  2  134  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 DERAILED 72-6912             24  16  1  134  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       33  47  0  133  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 RYO 31-6470                  31  38  1  133  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   18  11  2  132  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           33  35  1  131  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 SEVERIN 84-20723             24  13  2  131  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (1921)  BLACKSTONE
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            27  21  3  129  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        33  24  0  126  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      27   7  1  126  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 PRO 4 85-7401                24  25  0  126  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     30  18  1  121  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
-RAGDOLL 25-5402              31  12  0  120  ERRATA (1802)              LYRATILAN
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        22  10  1  120  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   24  14  1  116  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 PICAROON 28-5202             34  11  1  115  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            32  32  0  114  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 ISHIBO 31-6441               27  43  2  113  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 CRAPULODON 47-4305           26  28  0  112  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     37  15  0  107  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     22  13  0  106  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STREET RACER 62-4751         22  13  0  104  PUBLIC NUISANCES (1690)    VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 18-8478                55 191  1  100  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          26  39  1  100  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           22  31  7  100  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 TELLUS 82-56650              18  10  1   98  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       19   3  0   96  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 GWAR 2-6074                  26  39  1   95  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            27  21  7   94  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     33  18  0   92  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         26  19  0   91  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107      21  19  0   91  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1961)     BLACKSTONE
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       16   2  0   91  MOTHER'S MILK (1946)       BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CORWIN 21-8086               26  26  1   90  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
-IMPALA 81-240                24   8  2   90  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           25  39  4   89  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       25  17  1   88  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
-ITEM 32-4794                 23  15  0   88  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     28  11  1   87  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
-CLOWN 14-4418                27  39  0   87  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           34  32  1   86  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         24  43  0   85  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 STINK FACE 47-8688           11   2  2   85  HOWLIN MAD (1959)          NORTH FORK
 CRYINARA 2-6131              26  35  1   84  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        24  17  1   83  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         23  26  3   82  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         27  11  0   81  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 BLOCK 26-5168                22  22  0   81  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       16   2  1   80  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          18  32  0   79  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 PERPETUAL 84-14073            7   1  0   78  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            28  41  0   75  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          23  19  3   74  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             29  17  0   73  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            27  19  0   73  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 26  12  1   71  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     21   6  2   71  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        17   9  1   71  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         31  29  0   70  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 R-1 18-9490                  29  15  1   70  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       26  20  1   70  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         25  29  5   70  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         18  13  0   70  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        18  31  0   69  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 SPURT 96-5750                13   9  4   69  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431         9   2  3   68  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          19  22  0   67  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             25  32  0   66  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             17  21  0   65  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       40  53  1   64  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       16  30  0   64  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
-GOD'S SON 84-23391           13   9  1   64  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             18  11  1   63  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 JAROBI 24-5158               28  48  3   61  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 KID KOALA 4-5694             17  27  1   61  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22   9  2   60  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           15  19  0   59  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          24  21  0   58  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
-STRAY CAT 81-242             23  21  0   58  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     13   2  0   58  CALENDAR GIRLS (1967)      ERINIKA
 SUPERSLICE 39-4074           18  11  1   57  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          31  29  4   56  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           28  19  0   56  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       21  29  0   56  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
-NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       17   4  0   55  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          46  34  0   54  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-TORNADO GOLFING 71-6351      16   5  1   54  BAD COMBINATIONS (1969)    KYR'TERR
-HERCULES 73-5525             16   5  1   54  AIR CANADA (1966)          ERINIKA
-BALLROOM DENTISTRY 71-6350   16   4  1   53  BAD COMBINATIONS (1969)    KYR'TERR
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           14   8  1   53  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 CURDLE 96-5748                9  13  3   52  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 JONAS 25-5938                20  25  1   50  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         15  20  1   50  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          47  57  1   47  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 HOFFA 18-9369                51 170  0   46  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 FAITH 47-8944                26  45  1   46  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           19   3  2   45  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         25  15  1   42  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 BEDTIME 84-49248             18  79  0   42  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 JOMMY 56-4539                22  45  1   39  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            41  63  1   38  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 ADDICTION 84-48891           14   8  0   37  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 PART POWER 13-5627           37  67  0   34  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 POT SHOT 78-3230             18   9  0   33  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
-RACOON 99-6151                9   6  4   26  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
LAKE SAILOR                0   0  0                        BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228    716
BASHER FORCE 62-4872      25  29  5 STRIKER FORCE 1753     EVISSIRATOR 97-292        716

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GUTTERSNIPE was unbelievably bested by SAVAGE BEATING in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
USURPER was subdued by ERIK in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge melee.
COWBOYS vanquished SLINKY in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
JANIS JOBLIN was demolished by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET bested ZENSU LASAGNA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SAINT ANNIE was handily defeated by IGNORANCE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BAD BORSCHT was vanquished by DOBBIE in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
CRACKED BELL vanquished INNARD SKINARD in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
STONE GOSSARD was overcome by BABY BACK RIBS in a popular 1 minute bout.
PRINTS OF WHALES demolished DEF JAM SHIRT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DRES was unbelievably bested by TEDDY RUXPIN in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
RUTH savagely defeated EARLY ONE MORNING in a 18 minute bloody conflict.
GAMMA CEPHEI overpowered TICK ... TOCK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
MAJESTIC BELL handily defeated SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BICYCLE RACE was luckily beaten by JOB in a exciting 6 minute brutal bout.
KURT COBAIN overpowered GAZZA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
CANNED SAVRADESE was viciously subdued by ROBERT JOHNSON in a 2 minute contest.
ANGRY LIGHTNING slimly won victory over COLONEL WIZEN in a popular 2 minute match.
THE HAMILTONS won victory over EXECUTIONER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
MARY MARY was overpowered by DON KING in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
DARWIN overpowered YONDER ORPHAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SOGGY defeated Q-TIP in a 2 minute brutal bout.
NUCKY was vanquished by COG in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HOCKEY DUCK slimly won victory over ICE WIND in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
MILES handily defeated PRIVATEER in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
JACK B. NIMBLE won victory over COSMO in a popular 2 minute fray.
PEEKING DUCK was beaten by COREA in a popular 3 minute gory match.
DIAZ was savagely defeated by DARQUE PREACHER in a popular 6 minute gruesome bout.
BLACKGUARD demolished JEX in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
GRAHAM CRACKER subdued REDICULOUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
HAIRY MONSTER was overpowered by VIBRANT THING in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
TOCK .. TICK was subdued by LONE WOLF in a exciting 3 minute gruesome conflict.
SNAKE BITE overpowered TAMBA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
RARE BREED was demolished by SNOWBALL V in a exciting 4 minute uneven competition.
CHUCKY was demolished by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
KRILL SOUP savagely defeated ILL SUBLIMINAL in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
DOLGAN was savagely defeated by RICE & BEANS in a exciting 1 minute bloody brawl.
RUBBER BULLET handily defeated SECOND MATE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided conflict.
MERLIN narrowly defeated JURINE CASSEROLE in a 2 minute fight.
FAT LIP was viciously subdued by THE TAKEOVER in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
GORDONS overpowered KERN in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
THE HITMAN savagely defeated AIR RAID in a exciting 9 minute brutal conflict.
POE demolished TOMBSTONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUICIDE KING was devastated by SPIRALS in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
REASONABLE DOUBT was demolished by ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
JOE WILLIAMS slimly won victory over SEVERIN in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
REBUILD devastated CREAMED MALCORN in a action packed 11 minute bloody one-sided bout.
MEGABOLOX was savagely defeated by SOLO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
ELMORE JAMES was viciously subdued by TRICK SHOULDER in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
HOT MESS vanquished ISHIBO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
FEZZIK handily defeated XI AQUILAE in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was devastated by KATRINA in a 1 minute uneven match.
PRO 4 lost to SILVER SEAS in a popular 1 minute bout.
RUY LOPEZ was narrowly defeated by WATSON in a action packed 4 minute fight.
CRAPULODON was vanquished by FUERDAI in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SKILLET LIBEL was savagely defeated by SLICK STEPHAN in a 2 minute fight.
ROBERT GERMAN was vanquished by MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE GNOME luckily beat KATRINA in a popular 3 minute gory match.
RYO was overpowered by IOTA DRACONIS in a action packed 2 minute mismatched fight.
PICAROON was savagely defeated by SHARP TIE in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
TENTH WATCH viciously subdued COLTRANE in a exciting 4 minute gory brawl.
50 STAR GENERAL overpowered CHAIN OF FOOLS in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
MC REN vanquished FAST-FINGERS FRED in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CHATMON overpowered DERAILED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DOUBLE E was handily defeated by LORETTA in a exciting 2 minute uneven conflict.
HOLLOW MAN devastated THE QUESTION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX demolished OVERSTAND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DIFFERENT RULER was overpowered by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute uneven match.
RIGHTEOUS devastated ASSISTANT MANAGER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
CELL BLOCK A was vanquished by NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a 2 minute uneven match.
BASHER FORCE was slaughtered by EVISSIRATOR in a 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
STREET RACER devastated RIOT FIGHT in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
T.G.I. FLOYD'S handily defeated XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HOFFA overpowered FAITH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
GUILTY UNDERTAKER vanquished FREE CHEESE!! in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
EIGHTH-RATE was vanquished by MUTANT BLOWBY in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BRUTALIX was overpowered by STINK FACE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PERPETUAL beat THIRD STONE in a 2 minute fight.
TELLUS handily defeated DIRTY CLOTHES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HIGHER GROUND devastated B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
TRAIN RAIL was demolished by HERMY in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
POT SHOT was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute uneven fray.
BUGG-SHASH handily defeated PART POWER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
THE PROFESSOR beat MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 2 minute contest.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS handily defeated ADDICTION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
8 AM CLASS was savagely defeated by BETTERMAN in a exciting 3 minute bloody bout.
LONDON BEEFEATER narrowly defeated CURDLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fray.
ZETA AQUILAE vanquished CRUSHING AXE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ST. RIKER savagely defeated DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
RUBIN CARTER bested MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
ROSA MEXICANA vanquished BERT & ERNIE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
I MOTHER EARTH was bested by FOREIGN SHORE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
JOMMY was savagely defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute brutal duel.
MIRROR'S GAZE overpowered BEDTIME in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched duel.
SUPERSLICE was bested by SEYMORE GUTTS in a 2 minute fight.
SPURT was luckily beaten by BEA HEADER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE slimly lost to CLEAN HANDS in a action packed 4 minute bloody match.
BUSTED KNUCKLE butchered LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute gory mismatched match.
DELTA PICTORIS was overpowered by CRYINARA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
BLOCK was savagely defeated by GWAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
JONAS narrowly defeated LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 6 minute brutal duel.
WHOOPIE DOO was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JAROBI was savagely defeated by R-1 in a 2 minute gory fight.
CANDYMAN was demolished by METAL BRACE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
CORWIN overpowered WEST WOOD in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched battle.
BUSY BEE narrowly defeated B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
HOFFA was unbelievably bested by WILLIE BROWN in a unpopular 17 minute gory bout.
BREAK OF DAY overpowered KID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
POWER PUNCH was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
YODA subdued HELLHOUND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
CHAZZ was overpowered by SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      51         SLASHING ATTACK   62 -  37 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     29         WALL OF STEEL     80 -  60 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         PARRY-RIPOSTE     44 -  35 -  2      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         LUNGING ATTACK   157 - 152 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  22         AIMED BLOW       233 - 236 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         PARRY-LUNGE       37 -  40 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY      135 - 150 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    99 - 112 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  30 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         STRIKING ATTACK  111 - 129 -  1      46  |

Turn 716 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  2     AIMED BLOW        25 - 26         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 14         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       17 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     8 - 14         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 14     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  7         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    COWBOYS 97-5301            33  29  4  265 DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              95  63  0  348 SHEPHERDS (1713)
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877       41  34  0  277 CEPHEUS (1820)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CRACKED BELL 3-7506        54  27  1  250 I WANT YOU (1699)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAJESTIC BELL 84--32622    26  12  0  242 CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               83  99  1  227 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
TOTAL PARRY      DARWIN 10-6236             55  49  0  219 THE MENTORS (1860)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        81  54  0  218 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       64  50  1  218 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
PARRY-LUNGE      USURPER 46-4447            31  21  1  198 DUNGEON CELL (1840)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
THE HITMAN 30-4550.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIAZ 14-5026, SEVERIN 
84-20723, SNOWBALL V 74-4357, THE TAKEOVER 10-6346, JOB 18-6129, PEEKING DUCK 
81-2363, KRILL SOUP 98-4764, RUY LOPEZ 46-4461, DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267, and BICYCLE 
RACE 9-5609.

The least popular fighter this week was WILLIE BROWN 6-6944.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOFFA 18-9369, CHAZZ 2-6132, POWER PUNCH 13-5629, ADDICTION 
84--16645, PART POWER 13-5627, BRUTALIX 31-6646, EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661, FREE CHEESE!! 
35-4279, XIAHOU DUN 72-8784, and DERAILED 72-6912.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  2 1  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  3 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  JURINE(61)           2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  4 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  3 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      14 13 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  3 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  4 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     4  1 1  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  4 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078       42  42  0  207  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112         26  39  1  100  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         54  27  1  250  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        37  21  1  199  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 COG 5-4132                  40  47  2  214  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         74  76  0  181  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    54  50  0  227  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         58  46  3  194  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DARWIN 10-6236              55  49  0  219  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        64  50  1  218  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 MILES 12-7265               28   5  0  199  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         47  57  1   47  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           49  32  2  217  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   58  33  0  203  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      19   3  0   96  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               95  63  0  348  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               44  45  1  165  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CORWIN 21-8086              26  26  1   90  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 CHUCKY 22-7121              32  21  1  178  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      38  21  2  217  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              48  38  0  191  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOCK 26-5168               22  22  0   81  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 GORDONS 28-5337             39  23  0  190  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 THE HITMAN 30-4550          22   9  0  177  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            54  84  1  193  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     71  55  0  258  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      51  74  0  243  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 REBUILD 36-7697             44  45  0  174  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       33  24  0  126  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          55  58  1  211  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SOLO 40-4614                31  23  0  184  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       62  37  0  198  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    19  12  1  150  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               32  24  1  170  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         81  54  0  218  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            65  53  3  211  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436       23  14  0  186  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 MERLIN 52-4401              28  13  0  175  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       53  36  1  198  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289    20   3  1  236  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      26  20  1   70  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        84  67  0  192  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        41  34  0  277  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          33  35  1  131  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370     27   7  1  126  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 DERAILED 72-6912            24  16  1  134  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043    13   2  0   58  CALENDAR GIRLS (1967)      ERINIKA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          37  43  0  208  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627     32  32  1  189  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          19   3  2   45  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         56  66  2  193  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TELLUS 82--8886             18  10  1   98  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 MAJESTIC BELL 84--32622     26  12  0  242  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               24  25  0  126  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               33  38  3  212  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 COWBOYS 97-5301             33  29  4  265  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764          25  33  4  220  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          25  39  4   89  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE