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Date   : 07/26/2017    Duedate: 08/08/2017

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 717

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 PUBLIC NUIS 62/1690   82   62   2 56.9      USELESS TOOLS 54/735
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473
  2 PICTURE THI 56/1943  186  145   0 56.2      CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1967
  3 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    165  129   2 56.1      MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     BAD COMBINATIONS 71/1969
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                8 FIST 26/1889        3241 3164  38 50.6
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1707 1340  13 56.0      QUEEN 9/1629
    AQUILA 62/1908                              JAY-Z 10/1709
    PICTOR 26/1938                              TRIBE 24/1648
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             N.W.A. 84/1945
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             REVIEW 84/1958
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            RUN DMC 1/1626
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            VANITY 84/1855
    DELPHINUS 29/1973                           BALLERS 84/1957
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         DIGNITY 84/1883
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        SIC 'EM 84/1905
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        PEARL JAM 4/1638
    SHEWISH DINER 47/1972                       AL BUMS V 84/1932
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      CRITICALS 75/1635
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      HURRICANE 84/1951
  5 EMPIRE 10/1851       290  229   2 55.9      I WANT YOU 3/1699
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         HOWLIN MAD 47/1959
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        SOME OLD B 84/1962
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        STILLMATIC 36/1652
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      WILD STYLE 84/1791
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
  6 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     773  634   3 54.9      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
    EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/1954                 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1453 1202  18 54.7      TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    AVID FANS 45/569                            A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    AIR CANADA 73/1966                          BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    WS ARMS '05 71/1968                         I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                  13 AMBER 21/1857        219  254   2 46.3
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    BAD BEATS 47/1971
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                   WE GOT GAME 46/1695
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
  9 GREAT OLD O 73/1955  392  423   8 48.1      MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948                      ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
    FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1961                     COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964                     DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                 14 ORDER 14/1754        271  329   3 45.2
 10 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   75   81   3 48.1      ORDER 36/1780
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      SEINFELD 19/1741
 11 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831  104  115   3 47.5      BAD BREAD 33/1041
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
 12 T-3 98/1591          470  545   4 46.3      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                      OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                   15 AVENGERS 31/1321     208  293   0 41.5
    U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970                      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                 16 ARROGANCE 18/755     602 1000  11 37.6

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.
     What the--  there's a Tournament Victor in Home Guard?  How'd that happen? 
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (13-2-0,58) of CALENDAR GIRLS TV challenged XIAHOU DUN (72-
8784) (15-19-0,59) of DYNASTY WARRIORS.  WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated XIAHOU DUN in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     COWBOYS (97-5301) (33-29-4,265) of DEAD MAN'S HAND fought TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) 
(64-50-1,218) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  COWBOYS was viciously subdued by TEDDY RUXPIN in a 
popular 10 minute Title contest.  Teddy Ruxpin is the top Parry-Strike, and, 
obviously, our new Captain of the Guard.  Great. Let's see a column or something, 
okay?
     Like pretty much always, Ruth is the top Parry-Riposte.  I do like that lady.  
RUTH (18-10121) (95-63-0,348) of SHEPHERDS fought HOT MESS (84-45578) (31-29-2,182) of 
VANITY.  RUTH beat HOT MESS in an exciting 1 minute fray.
     GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (41-34-0,277) of CEPHEUS fought JANIS JOBLIN (46-4380) 
(68-24-2,181) of THE 27 CLUB.  GAMMA CEPHEI overpowered JANIS JOBLIN in an action 
packed 2 minute bloody uneven fray.  Gamma (because I can't pronounce that last name) 
is the top Aimed Blow, a style I don't like anyway.
     Top Waste is Pieholden Sweet.  PIEHOLDEN SWEET (33-7856) (71-55-0,258) of 
SUMMERTEETH fought BABY BACK RIBS (24-5049) (38-21-2,217) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  
PIEHOLDEN SWEET defeated BABY BACK RIBS in an action packed 1 minute duel.  Ribs and 
pie.  Mmm!
     Majestic Bell is the top Striker.  MAJESTIC BELL (84-32914) (26-12-0,242) of 
CHIMES OF FREEDOM fought ARENAMASTER AZEEM (101-28) (0-0-0,200) of  . MAJESTIC BELL 
demolished ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 1 minute one-sided melee. Wow!  That's rare.
     The top Basher is Erik.  ERIK (56-3399) (83-99-1,227) of MEN OF STEEL fought 
SNAKE BITE (56-4343) (43-43-1,196) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  ERIK overpowered SNAKE BITE in 
a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  Meh. Boring.
     Okay, Kurt Cobain (did I spell that right?) is top Slasher.  KURT COBAIN (46-
4253) (81-54-0,218) of THE 27 CLUB fought LONG-NECKED LARRY (101-22) (0-0-0,181) of  .  
KURT COBAIN overpowered LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
     DARWIN (10-6236) (55-49-0,219) of THE MENTORS fought COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) 
(72-58-0,201) of RUN DMC.  DARWIN was defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS in an exciting 5 
minute gory match.  Halls is the top TP.
     Robert Johnson is the top Lunger.  ROBERT JOHNSON (46-4346) (63-39-0,204) of THE 
27 CLUB fought HUNGRY HAROLD (101-29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  ROBERT JOHNSON bested HUNGRY 
HAROLD in an exciting 3 minute bloody battle.  That's the third stylemaster to fight a 
stand-in.
     The top Parry-Lunge is Usurper.  USURPER (46-4447) (31-21-1,198) of DUNGEON CELL 
fought THE TAKEOVER (10-6346) (27-13-1,161) of JAY-Z.  USURPER demolished THE TAKEOVER 
in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
     Four guys died.  I should mention those fights.
     The first one was just a stand-in, but he still died.  SILVER SEAS (22-7127) (47-
37-0,134) of ARE YOU ? fought SLICK STEPHAN (101-11) (0-0-0,150) of  .  SILVER SEAS 
killed SLICK STEPHAN in an exciting 1 minute contest.
     CELL BLOCK A (10-6387) (31-29-0,70) of DUNGEON CELL fought FOREIGN SHORE (7-6456) 
(24-43-0,85) of JOHN BROWN.  CELL BLOCK A was dealt death by FOREIGN SHORE in a 1 
minute competition.
     TELLUS (82-56650) (18-10-1,98) of ROMAN DIVINITY challenged STREET RACER (62-
4751) (22-13-0,104) of PUBLIC NUISANCES.  TELLUS easily killed STREET RACER in a 2 
minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
     Last death:  Krill Soup.  KRILL SOUP (98-4764) (25-33-4,220) of SHEWISH BISTRO 
fought SAINT ANNIE (84-41396) (24-13-2,193) of TOM THUMB BLUES. KRILL SOUP was 
narrowly killed by SAINT ANNIE in an exciting 1 minute bout.
     Royal Flush avoided Shewish Buffet.  There were 110 fights and 18 challenges.
     The overall popularity leader is still Job.  DON KING (47-5374) (65-53-3,211) of 
ROYAL FLUSH challenged JOB (18-6129) (65-180-0,212) of SHEPHERDS.  DON KING 
overpowered JOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge duel.  I think 
Don King was after Job's title, but he didn't get it.
     This turn's crowd favorie is Jex.  EARLY ONE MORNING (16-6010) (58-33-0,203) of 
BLOOD ON THE TRACKS fought JEX (14-4848) (40-36-0,167) of ORDER.  EARLY ONE MORNING 
savagely defeated JEX in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal match.  Yup.  The poor wimp 
got all tired and collapsed on the sand.  Oh woe!
     And the booby prize goes to Darque Preacher.  DARQUE PREACHER (98-4105) (26-30-
5,183) of ARCANE MASH UP 14 fought REBUILD (36-7697) (44-45-0,174) of STILLMATIC.  
DARQUE PREACHER slimly won victory over REBUILD in an unpopular 24 minute brutal 
melee.  24 minutes!  It was a hilarious fight. I've never seen two gladiators circle 
each other for that long.
     That's it.  If you didn't want to hear about this stuff, you shouldn't be 
gladiators.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         65  50  1  228  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121                96  63  0  350  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         42  34  0  307  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      72  55  0  272  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       27  12  0  253  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
-CRACKED BELL 3-7506          54  27  1  250  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     21   3  1  250  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     55  50  0  248  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       52  74  0  246  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 ERIK 56-3399                 84  99  1  237  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         25  13  3  228  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          82  54  0  226  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374             66  53  3  224  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SOGGY 96-4997                34  38  3  223  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            30  12  3  222  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 MILES 12-7265                29   5  0  221  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        51  38  3  219  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DOBBIE 84-30850              59  67  2  217  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       56  54  4  216  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           38  43  0  215  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
-COG 5-4132                   40  47  2  214  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       73  58  0  212  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       64  39  0  212  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          59  46  3  212  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ICE WIND 47-7758             58  32  2  209  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 SPIRALS 75-3613              58  14  1  208  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SLINKY 25-3080               49  38  0  208  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        63  37  0  207  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 USURPER 46-4447              32  21  1  207  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    59  33  0  205  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 LONE WOLF 31-162             55  84  1  205  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 COWBOYS 97-5301              33  30  4  202  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 NUCKY 10-6433                30  27  0  201  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         85  67  0  200  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            49  33  2  200  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       38  22  2  200  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 DARWIN 10-6236               55  50  0  199  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         37  22  1  199  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 DRES 18-10562                33  17  1  198  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 SOLO 40-4614                 32  23  0  196  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        53  37  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      52  45 12  195  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 COSMO 19-4498                45  45  1  195  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           25  34  4  195  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          75  76  0  194  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 JOB 18-6129                  65 181  0  194  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         59  23  2  193  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            35  26  0  193  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       50  26  1  192  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        42  43  0  192  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 Q-TIP 24-5090                36  26  0  192  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-GAZZA 12-3538                23   3  2  192  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        51  83  1  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           55  59  1  190  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        34  35  2  190  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 HOT MESS 84-45578            31  30  2  190  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 GORDONS 28-5337              39  24  0  188  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 POE 97-5615                  38  34  5  188  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           31  21  1  188  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           43  44  1  187  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    29  18  6  187  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 COREA 12-7086                45  54  0  186  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         26   8  1  186  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        23  14  0  186  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 WATSON 9-5695                28  17  0  185  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      27  30  5  185  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 DOLGAN 56-751                55 115  5  182  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       43  19  3  181  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          56  67  2  180  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 JEX 14-4848                  40  37  0  180  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      32  33  1  180  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         68  25  2  178  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         28  18  0  178  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RARE BREED 28-5350           51  30  0  177  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           22  10  0  175  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         33  33  1  174  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    33  19  0  174  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 KERN 36-7601                 35  29  1  172  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          30  26  1  172  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    25  19  2  170  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         37  22  2  169  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 REBUILD 36-7697              44  46  0  168  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       23  20  1  168  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 MARY MARY 1-8872             59  71  1  167  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            36  33  1  167  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 AIR RAID 84-32877            34  27  0  167  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     31  18  1  167  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          51  39  0  166  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          29  20  1  166  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             27  24  0  166  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 DERAILED 72-6912             25  16  1  166  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           34  37  0  165  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           29  20  1  165  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       59  40  1  164  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 CHUCKY 22-7121               32  22  1  164  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
-HOLLOW MAN 84-32919          29  17  1  164  DIGNITY (1883)             BLACKSTONE
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         27  14  1  163  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 CHATMON 6-6992               37  35  3  157  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           36  29  3  155  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 MC REN 84-27222              35  22  0  155  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     25   8  0  155  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 COLTRANE 12-7034             47  62  0  154  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            33  32  0  154  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
-FAT LIP 52-3791              26  33  1  154  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         26  10  0  154  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 FEZZIK 45-814                32  25  1  153  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       34  47  0  151  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          56  61  0  150  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       21   6  0  150  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          48  37  1  149  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 THE GNOME 84-26786           43  23  0  148  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     19  13  1  147  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 TELLUS 82-56650              19  10  2  145  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 TAMBA 97-6138                26  20  4  143  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      28   7  1  142  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        30  26  0  141  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 MERLIN 52-4401               28  14  0  141  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   19  11  2  141  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            31  23  2  136  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            27  22  3  136  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 PRO 4 85-7401                24  26  0  134  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 DIAZ 14-5026                 32  39  1  133  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 FUERDAI 1-9286               26  20  2  133  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 SEVERIN 84-20723             25  13  2  133  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (1921)  BLACKSTONE
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         25  14  0  132  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 RYO 31-6470                  31  39  1  130  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PICAROON 28-5202             34  12  1  126  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           33  36  1  124  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        33  25  0  121  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 ISHIBO 31-6441               28  43  2  121  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   24  15  1  120  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     22  14  0  120  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     38  15  0  118  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        22  11  1  118  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             26  26  0  109  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 CRAPULODON 47-4305           26  29  0  108  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            27  22  7  100  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       26  17  1  100  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         25  43  1  100  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     34  18  0   99  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 GWAR 2-6074                  27  39  1   98  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       20   3  0   98  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           26  39  4   97  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        18   9  1   97  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        19  31  0   96  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          19  32  0   96  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 STINK FACE 47-8688           12   2  2   96  HOWLIN MAD (1959)          NORTH FORK
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        25  17  1   94  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107      22  19  0   93  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1961)     BLACKSTONE
 STREET RACER 62-4751         22  14  0   93  PUBLIC NUISANCES (1690)    VALAMANTIS
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       16   3  0   92  MOTHER'S MILK (1946)       BLACKSTONE
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           35  32  1   91  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         26  20  0   91  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 PERPETUAL 84-14073            8   1  0   91  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     28  12  1   87  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 DON QUIXOTE 47-8393          22  10  0   87  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         19  13  0   87  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             30  17  0   86  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 CRYINARA 2-6131              27  35  1   86  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 HOFFA 18-8478                55 192  1   83  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         28  11  0   83  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       17   2  1   82  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 JONAS 25-5938                21  25  1   80  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          20  22  0   80  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          26  40  1   77  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            28  42  0   76  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 KID KOALA 4-5694             18  27  1   76  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             18  21  0   76  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           22  32  7   74  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 R-1 18-9490                  29  16  1   73  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 26  13  1   73  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     21   7  2   73  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            27  20  0   72  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       26  20  1   70  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     14   2  0   70  CALENDAR GIRLS (1967)      ERINIKA
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         31  30  0   69  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          48  57  1   67  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          47  34  0   67  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BLOCK 26-5168                22  23  0   67  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 JAROBI 24-5158               28  49  3   66  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 FAITH 47-8944                27  45  1   66  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          23  20  3   66  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           15   8  1   66  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          32  29  4   64  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431         9   3  3   64  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             25  33  0   62  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 CORWIN 21-8086               26  27  1   60  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22   9  2   60  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           28  20  0   59  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
-SUPERSLICE 39-4074           18  11  1   57  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
-RUNNY LEGS 47-8623           15  10  2   57  SHEWISH DINER (1972)       NORTH FORK
 CURDLE 96-5748                9  14  3   57  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
-TORNADO GOLFING 71-6351      16   5  1   54  BAD COMBINATIONS (1969)    KYR'TERR
-HERCULES 73-5525             16   5  1   54  AIR CANADA (1966)          ERINIKA
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       16  31  0   54  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       17   5  0   53  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIATOLI ISLAND
-BALLROOM DENTISTRY 71-6350   16   4  1   53  BAD COMBINATIONS (1969)    KYR'TERR
 SPURT 96-5750                13  10  4   53  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             18  12  1   52  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           15  20  0   51  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         25  30  5   50  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
-BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         15  20  1   50  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADDICTION 84-48891           14   9  0   48  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         23  27  3   46  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       21  30  0   46  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       40  54  1   45  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 POT SHOT 78-3230             18  10  0   45  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 JOMMY 56-4539                22  46  1   43  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 BEDTIME 84-49248             18  80  0   43  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 HOFFA 18-9369                51 171  0   40  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 PART POWER 13-5627           37  68  0   39  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059       11   3  0   36  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         25  16  1   34  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           19   4  2   33  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            41  64  1   31  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SLICK STEPHAN              0   0  0                        SILVER SEAS 22-7127       717
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387      31  30  0 DUNGEON CELL 1861      FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456      717
STREET RACER 62-4751      22  14  0 PUBLIC NUISANCES 1690  TELLUS 82-56650           717
KRILL SOUP 98-4764        25  34  4 SHEWISH BISTRO 1828    SAINT ANNIE 84-41396      717

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was vanquished by SOGGY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DON KING overpowered JOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge duel.
RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by MILES in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MEGABOLOX defeated CHATMON in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
ACE HARDWARE bested REDICULOUS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
CHICKEN A LA KING was overpowered by JOE WILLIAMS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
TRICK SHOULDER vanquished TAMBA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE HITMAN was narrowly defeated by COLONEL WIZEN in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
COLOUR COMMENTATOR narrowly defeated RYO in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX handily defeated SKILLET LIBEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DUCK WITH SWORDS demolished THE QUESTION in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
CRAPULODON was subdued by ISHIBO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge match.
TELLUS easily killed STREET RACER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
LONDON BEEFEATER slimly lost to THE PROFESSOR in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
BUGG-SHASH overpowered DELTA PICTORIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MIRROR'S GAZE was overpowered by HELLHOUND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DUSTIN HERMANSON was beaten by BETTERMAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
COWBOYS was viciously subdued by TEDDY RUXPIN in a popular 10 minute Title contest.
DOBBIE won victory over ZENSU LASAGNA in a 1 minute match.
GAMMA CEPHEI overpowered JANIS JOBLIN in a action packed 2 minute bloody uneven fray.
PRINTS OF WHALES defeated STONE GOSSARD in a 2 minute match.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA overpowered DEF JAM SHIRT in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ERIK overpowered SNAKE BITE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAJESTIC BELL demolished ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
KURT COBAIN overpowered LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
SAVAGE BEATING beat COREA in a 2 minute fight.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET defeated BABY BACK RIBS in a action packed 1 minute duel.
DARWIN was defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a exciting 5 minute gory match.
KRILL SOUP was narrowly killed by SAINT ANNIE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
RUTH beat HOT MESS in a exciting 1 minute fray.
IGNORANCE slimly lost to SPIRALS in a popular 5 minute bloody duel.
BAD BORSCHT was demolished by YONDER ORPHAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was overpowered by NUCKY in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
EARLY ONE MORNING savagely defeated JEX in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal match.
SNOWBALL V vanquished EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MARY MARY was vanquished by WATSON in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
DRES lost to INNARD SKINARD in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
JACK B. NIMBLE lost to LONE WOLF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
GRAHAM CRACKER was luckily beaten by ICE WIND in a 3 minute gruesome conflict.
TICK ... TOCK viciously subdued POE in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal fight.
DARQUE PREACHER slimly won victory over REBUILD in a unpopular 24 minute brutal melee.
CANNED SAVRADESE was savagely defeated by VIBRANT THING in a exciting 4 minute fight.
ILL SUBLIMINAL was vanquished by COSMO in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
Q-TIP was overcome by SLINKY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
BICYCLE RACE demolished GUTTERSNIPE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
USURPER demolished THE TAKEOVER in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
GORDONS was overpowered by BLACKGUARD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ROBERT JOHNSON bested HUNGRY HAROLD in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
THE HAMILTONS narrowly defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 15 minute brutal brawl.
SOLO bested PEEKING DUCK in a popular 2 minute brawl.
KERN defeated GUILTY UNDERTAKER in a 2 minute duel.
DIAZ was devastated by DOUBLE E in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
HORRIFYING ATTACK handily defeated CHUCKY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SUICIDE KING overpowered ASSISTANT MANAGER in a exciting 2 minute uneven fight.
TENTH WATCH handily defeated NEVERMORE in a popular 3 minute bloody mismatched battle.
SHARP TIE was defeated by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
FEZZIK was demolished by REASONABLE DOUBT in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
TOCK .. TICK was overpowered by PRIVATEER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
RARE BREED slimly won victory over THEATRE BUM in a exciting 5 minute brutal duel.
IOTA DRACONIS was demolished by RIGHTEOUS in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
AIR RAID demolished FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 3 minute brutal mismatched duel.
SECOND MATE subdued TOMBSTONE in a popular 1 minute bout.
DOLGAN overpowered JURINE CASSEROLE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
RICE & BEANS devastated PICAROON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MERLIN was demolished by 50 STAR GENERAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
ELECTRIC SHEEP was subdued by DERAILED in a popular 1 minute fight.
DIFFERENT RULER vanquished MUTANT BLOWBY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CREAMED MALCORN viciously subdued RUY LOPEZ in a exciting 6 minute gruesome melee.
ELMORE JAMES narrowly defeated FUERDAI in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal bout.
PRO 4 was viciously subdued by THE GNOME in a action packed 5 minute brutal conflict.
SILVER SEAS killed SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 1 minute contest.
XI AQUILAE was devastated by COLTRANE in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
MC REN defeated IRON-PLATED IRV in a 3 minute match.
ROBERT GERMAN was handily defeated by MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SEVERIN savagely defeated OVERSTAND in a exciting 1 minute gruesome match.
GWAR slimly won victory over ST. RIKER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome match.
SEDAN OF BAN was overpowered by FREE CHEESE!! in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
T.G.I. FLOYD'S devastated CURDLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
HIGHER GROUND was narrowly defeated by FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute competition.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by CLEAN HANDS in a 7 minute brutal bout.
EVISSIRATOR was overpowered by DIRTY CLOTHES in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
CHAIN OF FOOLS overpowered PART POWER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA vanquished 8 AM CLASS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven fight.
JOMMY was defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
FAITH subdued SPURT in a 2 minute duel.
STINK FACE savagely defeated R-1 in a action packed 3 minute gruesome brawl.
DON QUIXOTE vanquished RIOT FIGHT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
RUBIN CARTER overpowered SEYMORE GUTTS in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
ROSA MEXICANA savagely defeated POT SHOT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
CRUSHING AXE was demolished by HERMY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided competition.
ZETA AQUILAE won victory over ADDICTION in a 2 minute conflict.
NAAN COMBATANT was defeated by WILLIE BROWN in a 2 minute fight.
BRUTALIX was overpowered by KID KOALA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEDTIME was devastated by CRYINARA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
BUSTED KNUCKLE vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
BASHER FORCE was overpowered by HERMY in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
BLOCK was handily defeated by EIGHTH-RATE in a 2 minute uneven contest.
JONAS vanquished CORWIN in a 1 minute uneven fray.
WHOOPIE DOO devastated HOFFA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
JAROBI was viciously subdued by YODA in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
THIRD STONE vanquished MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
CANDYMAN was overpowered by METAL BRACE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
BEA HEADER savagely defeated BUSY BEE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome contest.
BREAK OF DAY was devastated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WEST WOOD was overpowered by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
POWER PUNCH handily defeated DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
CELL BLOCK A was dealt death by FOREIGN SHORE in a 1 minute competition.
CHAZZ was narrowly defeated by PERPETUAL in a action packed 5 minute brutal duel.
TRAIN RAIL was beaten by LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      51         SLASHING ATTACK   61 -  38 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     29         PARRY-RIPOSTE     48 -  32 -  2      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  28         WALL OF STEEL     75 -  68 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         LUNGING ATTACK   152 - 149 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  21         AIMED BLOW       240 - 236 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         TOTAL PARRY      141 - 147 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  28 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    99 - 112 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         STRIKING ATTACK  113 - 131 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-LUNGE       35 -  41 -  1      46  |

Turn 717 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  2     BASHING ATTACK    10 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       18 - 11     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 18         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      6 - 11         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        29 - 22     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  5                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 13                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       65  50  1  228 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              96  63  0  350 SHEPHERDS (1713)
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877       42  34  0  307 CEPHEUS (1820)
WALL OF STEEL    PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856    72  55  0  272 SUMMERTEETH (1651)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAJESTIC BELL 84--32622    27  12  0  253 CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               84  99  1  237 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        82  54  0  226 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
TOTAL PARRY      COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871     73  58  0  212 RUN DMC (1626)
LUNGING ATTACK   ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346     64  39  0  212 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-LUNGE      USURPER 46-4447            32  21  1  207 DUNGEON CELL (1840)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JEX 14-4848.  The ten other most popular fighters were RUY LOPEZ 46-4461, POE 
97-5615, FUERDAI 1-9286, TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, IGNORANCE 14-4977, CHAZZ 2-6132, EARLY 
ONE MORNING 16-6010, MILES 12-7265, COWBOYS 97-5301, and TICK ... TOCK 60-511.

The least popular fighter this week was DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were REBUILD 36-7697, HOFFA 18-8478, WEST WOOD 13-5630, CANDYMAN 
22-7177, BASHER FORCE 62-4872, CRUSHING AXE 40-4694, PART POWER 13-5627, CURDLE 
96-5748, ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521, and MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  4 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  1 0  MORYA(28)            2  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  2 1  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  1 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  4 0  JHANS(36)            2  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 1  
TOBIR(14)            0  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      16 10 1  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  6 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  5 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       8  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           3  2 1  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      73  58  0  212  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 27  39  1   98  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344    22  14  0  120  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        37  22  1  199  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543           30  12  3  222  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         75  76  0  194  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    55  50  0  248  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         59  46  3  212  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 NUCKY 10-6433               30  27  0  201  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        65  50  1  228  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 MILES 12-7265               29   5  0  221  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         48  57  1   67  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           49  33  2  200  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   59  33  0  205  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      20   3  0   98  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               96  63  0  350  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               45  45  1  195  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CORWIN 21-8086              26  27  1   60  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 SECOND MATE 22-7157         30  26  1  172  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114       51  38  3  219  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              49  38  0  208  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      17   2  1   82  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PRIVATEER 28-5247           35  26  0  193  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 THE HITMAN 30-4550          22  10  0  175  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            55  84  1  205  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     72  55  0  272  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      52  74  0  246  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                35  29  1  172  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       33  25  0  121  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          55  59  1  190  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SOLO 40-4614                32  23  0  196  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       63  37  0  207  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    19  13  1  147  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               32  25  1  153  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         82  54  0  226  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DON KING 47-5374            66  53  3  224  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053      23  20  1  168  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       53  37  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289    21   3  1  250  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        85  67  0  200  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        42  34  0  307  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          33  36  1  124  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370     28   7  1  142  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 DERAILED 72-6912            25  16  1  166  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043    14   2  0   70  CALENDAR GIRLS (1967)      ERINIKA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          38  43  0  215  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 SPIRALS 75-3613             58  14  1  208  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 POT SHOT 78-3230            18  10  0   45  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         56  67  2  180  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TELLUS 82--8886             19  10  2  145  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 MAJESTIC BELL 84--32622     27  12  0  253  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               24  26  0  134  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               34  38  3  223  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 COWBOYS 97-5301             33  30  4  202  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      56  54  4  216  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          26  39  4   97  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

   They say it's bad manners to toot your own horn, but if I don't do it, who will?

I am undertaking a fiction-writing project on the Patreon website, under my own name
of Judith Solberg.  It isn't the kind of story I might put in the newsletter, but I
think some of you might enjoy it.  I don't know how much you can see if you just
cruise by, but they tell me it's up and open. -- Jorja