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Date   : 09/06/2017    Duedate: 09/19/2017

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DM 101    TURN 720

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 PUBLIC NUIS 62/1690   87   62   2 58.4      MONGOL HORDE 73/1975
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1967
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    178  137   2 56.5      MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1981
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   SPORTS CRIP PLAYS 72/1980
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                8 FIST 26/1889        3377 3306  38 50.5
  3 PICTURE THI 56/1943  188  146   0 56.3      QUEEN 9/1629
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1742 1376  13 55.9      JAY-Z 10/1709
    AQUILA 62/1908                              TRIBE 24/1648
    PICTOR 26/1938                              N.W.A. 84/1945
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             REVIEW 84/1958
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             RUN DMC 1/1626
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            VANITY 84/1855
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            BALLERS 84/1957
    DELPHINUS 29/1973                           SIC 'EM 84/1905
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         PEARL JAM 4/1638
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        AL BUMS V 84/1932
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      CRITICALS 75/1635
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      HURRICANE 84/1951
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      I WANT YOU 3/1699
  5 EMPIRE 10/1851       311  250   2 55.4      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    WHY 2? 99/1974                              PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            HOWLIN MAD 47/1959
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         SOME OLD B 84/1962
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         STILLMATIC 36/1652
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        WILD STYLE 84/1791
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978                        HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
  6 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     792  651   3 54.9      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/1954                 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1459 1211  18 54.6      BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    AVID FANS 45/569                            HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    WS BATS '05 71/1976                         WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                   COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668              13 T-3 98/1591          480  556   4 46.3
  9 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   79   83   3 48.8      SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
 10 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697  401  431   8 48.2      U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970
    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955                      U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948                      SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1961                     WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964                  14 ORDER 14/1754        281  342   3 45.1
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    ORDER 36/1780
 11 GOING BERSE 45/1982  107  121   3 46.9      SEINFELD 19/1741
    WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831                       BAD BREAD 33/1041
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
 12 AMBER 21/1857        234  266   2 46.8      OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    BAD BEATS 47/1971                           STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695                      15 AVENGERS 31/1321     215  301   0 41.7
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                         LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    ONE MAN GANG 35/1718                        UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979                     16 ARROGANCE 18/755     606 1002  11 37.7

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Hmm, okay, let's do stylemasters first.  No wait!  Most and least popular.
     Job is still the overall popularity leader.  REASONABLE DOUBT (84-23390) (34-20-
0,202) of AL BUMS V fought JOB (18-6129) (66-182-0,209) of SHEPHERDS.  REASONABLE 
DOUBT was subdued by JOB in an action packed 4 minute bloody duel.  Good one!
     This turn's favorite is Poe.  SPIRALS (75-3613) (60-14-1,214) of CRITICALS fought 
POE (97-5615) (40-34-5,200) of CHIEFS 4.  SPIRALS was viciously subdued by POE in an 
exciting 13 minute gory bout.  Another good one.
     And the booby prize goes to Early One Morning.  RUTH (18-10121) (98-63-0,381) of 
SHEPHERDS fought EARLY ONE MORNING (16-6010) (60-34-0,190) of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS.  
RUTH savagely defeated EARLY ONE MORNING in a slow 43 minute brutal fight.  43 
minutes!  Holy poot!  Ruth, who is still our top Parry-Riposte, was right behind 
E.O.M. in unpopularity.  That's a damn long fight.  I really like Ruth.
     
     Hey, there were twelve challenges today!  Including one TV challenge, which is 
pretty weird in this arena.  There were a lot of avoids, too, and that's good.  You've 
got that tool, so use it.
     WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (14-2-0,70) of CALENDAR GIRLS TV challenged FAITH (47-
8944) (29-45-1,74) of SERPENTS HOLD II.  WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated FAITH in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     DON KING (47-5374) (66-53-3,224) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) 
(44-34-0,355) of CEPHEUS.  DON KING was demolished by GAMMA CEPHEI in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge Title melee.  So Gamma Cephei is still our Captain of the Guard and 
the top Aimed Blow.
     TRICK SHOULDER (52-1053) (23-20-1,168) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged REDICULOUS (84-
41392) (30-21-1,181) of SIC 'EM.  TRICK SHOULDER devastated REDICULOUS in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge contest.
     ACE HARDWARE (47-7492) (28-18-0,178) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DERAILED (72-6912) 
(25-18-1,180) of BASH BROS TRAIN.  ACE HARDWARE was demolished by DERAILED in a 2 
minute Challenge competition.
     DUCK WITH SWORDS (39-3726) (25-8-0,155) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged TELLUS (82-
56650) (21-10-2,168) of ROMAN DIVINITY.  DUCK WITH SWORDS was overpowered by TELLUS in 
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
     FAT LIP (52-3791) (26-33-1,154) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged TOMBSTONE (40-4642) 
(29-22-3,170) of XCOM ALPHA.  FAT LIP was handily defeated by TOMBSTONE in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge fight.  Tombstone was the most challenged fighter this turn.
     COLOUR COMMENTATOR (45-3951) (19-11-2,141) of AVID FANS challenged ELECTRIC SHEEP 
(25-5602) (22-7-0,156) of ANDROID DUNGEON 010.  COLOUR COMMENTATOR was vanquished by 
ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
     JOCK-IN-THE-BOX (71-6370) (28-7-1,142) of SCOTCH challenged RUY LOPEZ (46-4461) 
(31-25-2,146) of WE GOT GAME.  JOCK-IN-THE-BOX was vanquished by RUY LOPEZ in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     CHAIN OF FOOLS (84-43107) (24-19-0,123) of FEAR FACTORY 15 challenged XI AQUILAE 
(62-4794) (33-38-1,123) of AQUILA.  CHAIN OF FOOLS viciously subdued XI AQUILAE in a 
popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
     BUGG-SHASH (73-6313) (17-8-1,97) of GREAT OLD ONES challenged DON QUIXOTE (47-
8393) (24-10-0,102) of BAD BEATS.  BUGG-SHASH demolished DON QUIXOTE in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge competition.
     XIAHOU DUN (72-8784) (15-22-0,42) of DYNASTY WARRIORS challenged TEN GALLON HAT 
(30-5414) (14-10-0,42) of YUPPIE HORDE.  XIAHOU DUN was demolished by TEN GALLON HAT 
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
     BONESCRAPER (50-3837) (29-9-0,72) of MESOPOTAMIA challenged BLOCK (26-5168) (23-
24-0,73) of FIST.  BONESCRAPER was handily defeated by BLOCK in a 4 minute one-sided 
Challenge conflict.
     Okay, let's look at the rest of the stylemasters (already having covered Ruth and 
Gamma Cephei).
     Majestic Bell is the top Striker.  MAJESTIC BELL (84-32914) (29-12-0,269) of 
CHIMES OF FREEDOM fought ICE WIND (47-7758) (59-33-2,199) of BASH BROS PARK.  MAJESTIC 
BELL savagely defeated ICE WIND in an action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
     Cracked Bell is the top lunger.  What is it with all these bells?  CRACKED BELL 
(3-7506) (55-27-1,266) of I WANT YOU fought SNOWBALL V (74-4357) (40-43-0,239) of 
HOMER'S PETS.  CRACKED BELL handily defeated SNOWBALL V in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
mismatched bout.
     Soggy is the top Basher.  SOGGY (96-4997) (36-38-3,266) of FRUIT LOOPS 18 fought 
THE TAKEOVER (10-6346) (28-15-1,188) of JAY-Z.  SOGGY defeated THE TAKEOVER in an 
exciting 3 minute gory duel.
     Usurper is the top Parry-Lunge.  USURPER (46-4447) (34-21-1,244) of DUNGEON CELL 
fought ROBERT JOHNSON (46-4346) (66-39-0,231) of THE 27 CLUB.  USURPER overpowered 
ROBERT JOHNSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
     The top Slasher is Kurt Cobain.  KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (84-54-0,255) of THE 27 
CLUB fought BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (57-68-2,188) of OTTO'S DINER.  KURT COBAIN 
devastated BAD BORSCHT in an action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
     Cowboys is top Wall of Steel.  SLINKY (25-3080) (51-38-0,225) of FACES OF DEATH 
fought COWBOYS (97-5301) (35-30-4,210) of DEAD MAN'S HAND.  SLINKY was outwaited by 
COWBOYS in a popular 12 minute brutal fight.
     The top Parry-Strike is Teddy Ruxpin.  TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (66-51-1,204) of 
LORDS OF CHAOS fought STONE GOSSARD (4-6874) (39-22-1,206) of PEARL JAM.  TEDDY RUXPIN 
viciously subdued STONE GOSSARD in an exciting 7 minute bloody battle.
     And Colosseum Halls is our top TP.  COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) (73-60-0,203) of RUN 
DMC fought SUICIDE KING (35-3104) (34-34-1,186) of ONE MAN GANG.  COLOSSEUM HALLS 
overpowered SUICIDE KING in a 1 minute one-sided competition.  Top TP.  One freakin' 
minute.  You could have dragged it out a little, guy.
     That's all!  Now all of you go out there and have a miserable two weeks.  Not 
really, just wanted to surprise ya.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven
     

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         45  34  0  373  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121                99  63  0  393  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       30  12  0  290  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997                37  38  3  278  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          56  27  1  277  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 USURPER 46-4447              35  21  1  271  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          85  54  0  263  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        54  38  3  244  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 POE 97-5615                  41  34  5  231  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 ERIK 56-3399                 86 100  1  228  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COWBOYS 97-5301              36  30  4  225  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 JOB 18-6129                  67 182  0  224  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         29  10  0  223  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         67  51  1  221  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        53  84  1  219  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 GAZZA 12-3538                24   3  2  219  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 SOLO 40-4614                 34  24  0  218  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     23   4  1  214  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            51  34  2  211  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 Q-TIP 24-5090                39  26  0  211  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          51  37  1  210  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       74  60  0  209  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 REBUILD 36-7697              47  46  0  206  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      54  46 12  203  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       45  20  3  203  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         28   9  1  203  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         39  23  1  202  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        43  45  0  201  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DRES 18-10562                34  19  1  201  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 NUCKY 10-6433                31  29  0  201  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 SPIRALS 75-3613              60  15  1  200  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SLINKY 25-3080               51  39  0  200  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      29  31  5  200  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        65  38  0  199  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 ICE WIND 47-7758             59  34  2  199  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         61  24  2  198  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 COLTRANE 12-7034             49  63  0  198  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    34  21  0  198  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           40  44  0  197  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         87  68  0  196  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            36  28  0  195  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 PRO 4 85-7401                27  26  0  195  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 DERAILED 72-6912             26  18  1  195  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       66  40  0  194  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    60  35  0  194  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           26  36  4  194  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 DON KING 47-5374             66  54  3  193  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     56  52  0  193  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 RARE BREED 28-5350           54  30  0  193  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 COSMO 19-4498                47  46  1  193  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 MARY MARY 1-8872             61  72  1  192  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 THE GNOME 84-26786           45  24  0  192  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        32  27  0  192  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 MILES 12-7265                30   7  0  191  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       24  20  1  191  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       58  55  4  190  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          57  69  2  189  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        35  37  2  189  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         28  16  1  189  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 DOBBIE 84-30850              61  68  2  188  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           44  46  1  188  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     32  20  1  187  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 WATSON 9-5695                29  19  0  187  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 LONE WOLF 31-162             56  86  1  186  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          76  78  0  185  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          31  28  1  185  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 TELLUS 82-56650              22  10  2  185  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       53  76  0  184  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         34  35  1  184  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 SEVERIN 84-20723             27  14  2  184  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (1921)  BLACKSTONE
 FEZZIK 45-814                33  27  1  183  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            31  14  3  183  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 TAMBA 97-6138                28  21  4  183  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 DOLGAN 56-751                55 118  5  182  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 GORDONS 28-5337              40  26  0  182  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARWIN 10-6236               55  53  0  180  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 COREA 12-7086                46  56  0  180  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         39  23  2  180  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 MC REN 84-27222              37  23  0  180  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           33  22  1  180  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      73  57  0  179  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           36  38  0  179  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    29  21  6  178  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          53  40  0  177  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            36  32  0  177  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            30  22  3  177  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 MERLIN 52-4401               29  16  0  177  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 JEX 14-4848                  41  39  0  175  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       50  29  1  173  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         25  16  3  173  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       60  42  1  172  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       38  25  2  171  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         28  19  0  171  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        23  15  0  171  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      33  35  1  170  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            32  25  2  169  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          59  49  3  168  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 AIR RAID 84-32877            35  29  0  168  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       23   7  0  167  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 HOT MESS 84-45578            31  33  2  166  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          30  22  1  165  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          58  62  0  164  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           38  30  3  163  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 FUERDAI 1-9286               28  21  2  162  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 STINK FACE 47-8688           15   2  2  162  HOWLIN MAD (1959)          NORTH FORK
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     24  15  0  161  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         26  16  0  160  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           30  22  1  159  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       29  17  1  157  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        20  10  1  157  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            36  36  1  153  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     25   9  0  151  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FAT LIP 52-3791              26  34  1  150  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-STREET RACER 62-4751         24  14  0  149  PUBLIC NUISANCES (1690)    VALAMANTIS
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       36  48  0  147  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           37  36  0  146  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        27  18  1  145  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 PICAROON 28-5202             35  14  1  144  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             27  27  0  142  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 CHUCKY 22-7121               32  25  1  140  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   19  12  2  139  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 RYO 31-6470                  33  40  1  138  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   25  17  1  136  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      28   8  1  135  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     19  16  1  135  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 CRAPULODON 47-4305           27  31  0  134  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 KERN 36-7601                 36  31  1  133  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        34  27  0  131  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107      25  19  0  131  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1961)     BLACKSTONE
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         68  28  2  129  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ISHIBO 31-6441               28  46  2  129  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        23  13  1  125  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          34  30  4  124  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             27  28  0  123  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          49  35  0  121  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           33  39  1  120  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 CHATMON 6-6992               38  37  3  119  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           18   8  1  118  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 DIAZ 14-5026                 34  40  1  116  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     40  16  0  111  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           11   1  0  106  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       22   4  0  105  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         30  12  0  100  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         21  14  0  100  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       20   2  1  100  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         25  46  1   99  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           24  33  7   99  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           31  20  0   98  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           28  40  4   97  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 28  14  1   94  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 BLOCK 26-5168                24  24  0   94  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         34  30  0   92  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 GWAR 2-6074                  28  41  1   92  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DON QUIXOTE 47-8393          24  11  0   92  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 SPURT 96-5750                15  11  4   91  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       42  55  1   87  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 CURDLE 96-5748               11  15  3   87  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         27  22  0   86  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 CRYINARA 2-6131              29  36  1   84  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       27  20  1   84  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             20  13  1   83  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     15   2  0   83  CALENDAR GIRLS (1967)      ERINIKA
 JONAS 25-5938                23  26  1   82  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             20  22  0   82  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           36  34  1   79  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059       12   4  0   79  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR
 BEER KHAN 73-5755            23   6  2   76  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
-SNAEGH 45-4792               22   9  0   75  GOING BERSERK (1982)       STORMCROWE
 HOFFA 18-8478                57 193  1   74  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 CORWIN 21-8086               29  27  1   74  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          19  35  0   74  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 SWEET MUSIC 22-7107          18   3  4   74  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            28  24  7   72  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          21  24  0   72  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       18   4  0   71  MOTHER'S MILK (1946)       BLACKSTONE
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             26  35  0   69  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
-BRAD PAISLEY 73-5520         20   6  2   68  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1981)      ERINIKA
 BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         16  20  1   68  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            29  44  0   67  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            28  22  0   67  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 KID KOALA 4-5694             20  28  1   67  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       22  32  0   66  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             30  20  0   65  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 FAITH 47-8944                29  46  1   65  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         24  29  3   64  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           21   5  2   63  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837          29  10  0   62  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 HOFFA 18-9369                53 172  0   61  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     35  20  0   61  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         26  32  5   61  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
-KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        17   5  1   57  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1981)      ERINIKA
 R-1 18-9490                  31  17  1   56  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 ADDICTION 84-48891           15  11  0   56  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          26  43  1   55  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        19  34  0   55  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 JAROBI 24-5158               30  50  3   54  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BEDTIME 84-49248             19  82  0   54  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 POT SHOT 78-3230             18  13  0   53  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       16  34  0   53  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414       15  10  0   52  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            43  65  1   51  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-HOCKEY 72-5461               16   3  0   51  SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (1980)   DRAGONHEAD
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            16   5  2   47  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          23  23  3   45  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       17   8  0   44  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SANTA MARIA 16-6451          13   4  1   44  MENTOR-SHIPS (1978)        WILLAF
-ART BLAKEY 12-7426           13   4  1   44  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22  10  2   43  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431         9   6  3   43  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           20  16  0   42  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 PART POWER 13-5627           37  71  0   40  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JOMMY 56-4539                23  48  1   38  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          48  60  1   35  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 CHAKA KHAN 73-5760           15   5  1   33  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           15  23  0   33  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         25  19  1   27  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
-TICKET TAKER 45-2522          5   1  1   17  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated FAITH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DON KING was demolished by GAMMA CEPHEI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
TRICK SHOULDER devastated REDICULOUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ACE HARDWARE was demolished by DERAILED in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
DUCK WITH SWORDS was overpowered by TELLUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
FAT LIP was handily defeated by TOMBSTONE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
COLOUR COMMENTATOR was vanquished by ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX was vanquished by RUY LOPEZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHAIN OF FOOLS viciously subdued XI AQUILAE in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
BUGG-SHASH demolished DON QUIXOTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
XIAHOU DUN was demolished by TEN GALLON HAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BONESCRAPER was handily defeated by BLOCK in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ERIK defeated PRIVATEER in a action packed 1 minute struggle.
CRACKED BELL handily defeated SNOWBALL V in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
DOBBIE was defeated by NUCKY in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout.
USURPER overpowered ROBERT JOHNSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
KURT COBAIN devastated BAD BORSCHT in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MAJESTIC BELL savagely defeated ICE WIND in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
SPIRALS was viciously subdued by POE in a exciting 13 minute gory bout.
SOGGY defeated THE TAKEOVER in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
SLINKY was outwaited by COWBOYS in a popular 12 minute brutal fight.
VIBRANT THING vanquished KRILL SOUP in a 1 minute uneven bout.
INNARD SKINARD was handily defeated by SILVER SEAS in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
COSMO was vanquished by IGNORANCE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
TENTH WATCH viciously subdued JACK B. NIMBLE in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
RUTH savagely defeated EARLY ONE MORNING in a slow 43 minute brutal fight.
COLONEL WIZEN was overpowered by DEF JAM SHIRT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PEEKING DUCK was luckily beaten by THE GNOME in a action packed 4 minute gory contest.
TEDDY RUXPIN viciously subdued STONE GOSSARD in a exciting 7 minute bloody battle.
GAZZA overpowered MILES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was demolished by CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
COREA was viciously subdued by IOTA DRACONIS in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
COLOSSEUM HALLS overpowered SUICIDE KING in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JEX was viciously subdued by 50 STAR GENERAL in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
REASONABLE DOUBT was subdued by JOB in a action packed 4 minute bloody duel.
ZENSU LASAGNA demolished BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
GRAHAM CRACKER was handily defeated by REBUILD in a 4 minute mismatched fight.
DRES overcame WATSON in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
TOCK .. TICK was overpowered by AYLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TICK ... TOCK was savagely defeated by NAIHREN in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
PRINTS OF WHALES handily defeated FEZZIK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARQUE PREACHER savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a 25 minute bloody match.
DOLGAN was savagely defeated by PRO 4 in a exciting 2 minute gory battle.
BABY BACK RIBS was overpowered by COLTRANE in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
Q-TIP savagely defeated ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
YONDER ORPHAN devastated LONE WOLF in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
HAIRY MONSTER was viciously subdued by SECOND MATE in a popular 4 minute gory brawl.
AIR RAID lost to TAMBA in a popular 2 minute struggle.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was overpowered by SOLO in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
RICE & BEANS overpowered EXECUTIONER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
GORDONS was handily defeated by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
RARE BREED savagely defeated DARWIN in a 20 minute bloody bout.
SAINT ANNIE was narrowly defeated by SNAKE BITE in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was overpowered by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE HAMILTONS beat MERLIN in a exciting 3 minute battle.
SAVAGE BEATING slimly lost to MARY MARY in a popular 3 minute fight.
MAIN EVENT devastated JURINE CASSEROLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
KERN was beaten by RUBIN CARTER in a exciting 1 minute match.
DOUBLE E overpowered ISHIBO in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SEVERIN vanquished GUILTY UNDERTAKER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SHARP TIE viciously subdued SHARON SHEW in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
CAPABLANCA was devastated by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a popular 2 minute one-sided battle.
MC REN outwaited CRAPULODON in a crowd pleasing 9 minute match.
BLACKGUARD vanquished HOT MESS in a 1 minute uneven match.
RIGHTEOUS was overpowered by FUERDAI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
MEGABOLOX was viciously subdued by ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
GUTTERSNIPE overpowered NEVERMORE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHUCKY was demolished by STINK FACE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
ILL SUBLIMINAL savagely defeated PICAROON in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
CREAMED MALCORN beat RYO in a exciting 2 minute match.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was viciously subdued by KATRINA in a exciting 2 minute duel.
EVISSIRATOR was handily defeated by ROBERT GERMAN in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
THE PROFESSOR demolished THEATRE BUM in a popular 4 minute gory one-sided brawl.
JANIS JOBLIN was savagely defeated by FREE CHEESE!! in a 4 minute competition.
CHATMON was overpowered by YODA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PERPETUAL viciously subdued FOREIGN SHORE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal fight.
DIAZ was unbelievably bested by WILLIE BROWN in a action packed 6 minute gory contest.
THE QUESTION vanquished SKILLET LIBEL in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
MUTANT BLOWBY was devastated by ZETA AQUILAE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
HELLHOUND was overpowered by EIGHTH-RATE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
8 AM CLASS won victory over ST. RIKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
T.G.I. FLOYD'S demolished JONAS in a action packed 4 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
BEA HEADER overcame BETTERMAN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody fight.
WHOOPIE DOO demolished THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ROSA MEXICANA was overpowered by BUSTED KNUCKLE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA was defeated by GAMMA DELPHINI in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
DIFFERENT RULER devastated BRUTALIX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
BERT & ERNIE vanquished RIOT FIGHT in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
JOMMY was viciously subdued by HERMY in a popular 5 minute gruesome fight.
CRUSHING AXE was demolished by CORWIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
I MOTHER EARTH won victory over TRAIN RAIL in a action packed 1 minute fray.
OVERSTAND viciously subdued MIRROR'S GAZE in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
NAAN COMBATANT was vanquished by METAL BRACE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE was savagely defeated by BREAK OF DAY in a 2 minute duel.
PINK SHIRT was devastated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ADDICTION handily defeated B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BEDTIME was overpowered by SPURT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
DELTA PICTORIS bested SEDAN OF BAN in a popular 1 minute gory battle.
CURDLE demolished HERMY in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
JAROBI was devastated by HERMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
SEYMORE GUTTS was demolished by CRYINARA in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
THIRD STONE was beaten by CELL BLOCK A in a popular 5 minute gory bout.
CANDYMAN defeated DIRTY CLOTHES in a exciting 1 minute battle.
SWEET MUSIC devastated LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HIGHER GROUND demolished B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
BUSY BEE narrowly defeated HERMY in a action packed 14 minute gory bout.
R-1 was devastated by DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
HOFFA viciously subdued WEST WOOD in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gruesome match.
HOFFA outlasted POT SHOT in a popular 7 minute battle.
CLEAN HANDS was devastated by CHAZZ in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
BASHER FORCE vanquished CHAKA KHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
MAMMA MIA was overpowered by GWAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POWER PUNCH was devastated by KID KOALA in a action packed 1 minute uneven conflict.
PART POWER was overpowered by BEER KHAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      52         SLASHING ATTACK   60 -  36 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  32         PARRY-RIPOSTE     46 -  30 -  1      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     30         TOTAL PARRY      155 - 139 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 27         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  25 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  21         LUNGING ATTACK   141 - 136 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   19         AIMED BLOW       249 - 241 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         BASHING ATTACK   104 - 109 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-LUNGE       36 -  38 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         WALL OF STEEL     71 -  82 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         STRIKING ATTACK  113 - 140 -  2      45  |

Turn 720 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  2     AIMED BLOW        23 - 29         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 16         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      6 - 13         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       17 - 13                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 14                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    11 - 10                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877       45  34  0  373 CEPHEUS (1820)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              99  63  0  393 SHEPHERDS (1713)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MAJESTIC BELL 84--32622    30  12  0  290 CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)
BASHING ATTACK   SOGGY 96-4997              37  38  3  278 FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)
LUNGING ATTACK   CRACKED BELL 3-7506        56  27  1  277 I WANT YOU (1699)
PARRY-LUNGE      USURPER 46-4447            35  21  1  271 DUNGEON CELL (1840)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        85  54  0  263 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
WALL OF STEEL    COWBOYS 97-5301            36  30  4  225 DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       67  51  1  221 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
TOTAL PARRY      COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871     74  60  0  209 RUN DMC (1626)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
POE 97-5615.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIAZ 14-5026, PEEKING DUCK 
81-2363, SLINKY 25-3080, CRAPULODON 47-4305, PICAROON 28-5202, STONE GOSSARD 4-6874, 
REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390, T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346, HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436, and FREE 
CHEESE!! 35-4279.

The least popular fighter this week was EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were RUTH 18-10121, BUSY BEE 18-10572, JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583, 
MAMMA MIA 14-5144, BEDTIME 84--16288, PINK SHIRT 28-5336, NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638, 
HELLHOUND 6-7152, MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520, and RIGHTEOUS 9-5893.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  CALEAM(26)           3  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  4 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  5 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  4 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  3 0  JHANS(36)            3  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  3 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      15 11 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          8  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  3 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  7 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           4  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          4  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      74  60  0  209  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 CHAZZ 2-6132                28  14  1   94  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         56  27  1  277  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        39  23  1  202  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387        61  24  2  198  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         76  78  0  185  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     54  46 12  203  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 WATSON 9-5695               29  19  0  187  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 NUCKY 10-6433               31  29  0  201  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        67  51  1  221  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 GAZZA 12-3538               24   3  2  219  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 WEST WOOD 13-5630           43  65  1   51  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           51  34  2  211  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   60  35  0  194  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      22   4  0  105  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121               99  63  0  393  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               47  46  1  193  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CORWIN 21-8086              29  27  1   74  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127         51  37  1  210  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114       54  38  3  244  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLINKY 25-3080              51  39  0  200  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      20   2  1  100  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PRIVATEER 28-5247           36  28  0  195  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059      12   4  0   79  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414      15  10  0   52  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            56  86  1  186  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     73  57  0  179  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      53  76  0  184  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 REBUILD 36-7697             47  46  0  206  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       34  27  0  131  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726    25   9  0  151  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SOLO 40-4614                34  24  0  218  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       65  38  0  199  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    19  16  1  135  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               33  27  1  183  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 USURPER 46-4447             35  21  1  271  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667        28   9  1  203  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436       23  15  0  171  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053      24  20  1  191  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 ERIK 56-3399                86 100  1  228  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504      27  20  1   84  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        87  68  0  196  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        45  34  0  373  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          33  39  1  120  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370     28   8  1  135  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 DERAILED 72-6912            26  18  1  195  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          18   8  1  118  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          40  44  0  197  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 SPIRALS 75-3613             60  15  1  200  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          21   5  2   63  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         57  69  2  189  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TELLUS 82--8886             22  10  2  185  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 MAJESTIC BELL 84--32622     30  12  0  290  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               27  26  0  195  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               37  38  3  278  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 POE 97-5615                 41  34  5  231  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105     29  31  5  200  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          28  40  4   97  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                        TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE

     As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance.  This 
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!

     Team Maintenance:  This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every 
     turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will 
     fight the turn they arrive.  In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have 
     multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.  
     (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had 
     their initial strategy input.)  

     Character Maintenance:  This will cause only that warrior to fight every 
     turn.  If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on 
     Character Maintenance.

     In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if 
you wish.  The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each 
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
     Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not 
carry through from turn to turn.  These sections are only used on the turn they are 
entered.  In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a 
strategy sheet each time. 
     One other thing to remember about maintenance:  Maintenance is not something 
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys).  In order to add or remove 
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service.  If you 
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.  
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads.  Please, please, please put it on a 
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top.  If you don't, 
well, you can imagine.
     Thanks for your time.  Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes