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Date   : 09/20/2017    Duedate: 10/03/2017

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 721

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984   89   62   2 58.9      MONGOL HORDE 73/1975
    PUBLIC NUISANCES 62/1690                    USELESS TOOLS 54/735
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473
  2 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    182  140   2 56.5      CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1967
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1981
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786
  3 PICTURE THI 56/1943  189  146   0 56.4      SPORTS CRIP PLAYS 72/1980
  4 DRACO 56/1858       1760 1382  13 56.0    8 FIST 26/1889        3415 3363  39 50.4
    AQUILA 62/1908                              QUEEN 9/1629
    PICTOR 26/1938                              JAY-Z 10/1709
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             TRIBE 24/1648
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             N.W.A. 84/1945
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            REVIEW 84/1958
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            RUN DMC 1/1626
    DELPHINUS 29/1973                           VANITY 84/1855
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         BALLERS 84/1957
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        SIC 'EM 84/1905
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        PEARL JAM 4/1638
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       AL BUMS V 84/1932
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      CRITICALS 75/1635
  5 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     799  656   3 54.9      HURRICANE 84/1951
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           I WANT YOU 3/1699
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      HOWLIN MAD 47/1959
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     SOME OLD B 84/1962
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     STILLMATIC 36/1652
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    WILD STYLE 84/1791
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/1954                 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
  6 EMPIRE 10/1851       316  260   2 54.9      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978                        THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1468 1218  18 54.7      TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    AVID FANS 45/569                            A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    WS ARMS '05 71/1968                         BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842                     COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                  12 T-3 98/1591          484  559   4 46.4
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                   SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
  9 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   80   84   3 48.8      SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
 10 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697  406  434   8 48.3   13 GOING BERSE 45/1982  107  124   3 46.3
    DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985                      WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831
    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955                      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948                   14 ORDER 14/1754        284  347   3 45.0
    FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1961                     ORDER 36/1780
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964                     SEINFELD 19/1741
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    BAD BREAD 33/1041
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
 11 AMBER 21/1857        239  270   2 47.0      OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    BAD BEATS 47/1971                           STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695                         REDNECK JIHAD 35/1983
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                      15 AVENGERS 31/1321     216  305   0 41.5
    ONE MAN GANG 35/1718                        LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979                        UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721                    16 ARROGANCE 18/755     608 1002  11 37.8

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Welp, one guy died today.  Too bad, Kern.  HOT MESS (84-45578) (31-33-2,166) of VANITY 
fought KERN (36-7601) (36-31-1,133) of ORDER.  HOT MESS executed KERN in an action 
packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.

How about this!  Another TV challenge this turn.  Does Home Guard rate, or what?  
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (15-2-0,83) of CALENDAR GIRLS TV challenged BRUTALIX (31-
6646) (20-13-1,83) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!.  WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated BRUTALIX in a 
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.

There were seven non-TV challenges:

And of course, Gazza is the top Striker and the Captain of the Guard.  GAZZA (12-3538) 
(24-3-2,219) of ENGLISH FOOTBALL challenged GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (45-34-0,373) of 
CEPHEUS.  GAZZA vanquished GAMMA CEPHEI in an exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge Title 
battle.  Good going.  Try to get the urge to write us a column, Gazza.

TRICK SHOULDER (52-1053) (24-20-1,191) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged MARY MARY (1-8872) 
(61-72-1,192) of RUN DMC.  TRICK SHOULDER viciously subdued MARY MARY in a 1 minute 
Challenge brawl.

KRILL SOUP (98-4764) (26-36-4,194) of SHEWISH BISTRO challenged JOB (18-6129) (67-182-
0,224) of SHEPHERDS.  KRILL SOUP was luckily beaten by JOB in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute Challenge match.  Job is our overall popularity leader.

JURINE CASSEROLE (42-4844) (19-16-1,135) of SHEWISH BUFFET challenged ILL SUBLIMINAL 
(24-5084) (60-42-1,172) of TRIBE.  JURINE CASSEROLE devastated ILL SUBLIMINAL in a 5 
minute one-sided Challenge duel.

BEER KHAN (73-5755) (23-6-2,76) of MONGOL HORDE challenged HELLHOUND (6-7152) (20-22-
0,82) of BLACK AND BLUES.  BEER KHAN devastated HELLHOUND in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge competition.

I MOTHER EARTH (59-2504) (27-20-1,84) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged SPURT (96-5750) (15-
11-4,91) of BLOOD GANG 117F.  I MOTHER EARTH was vanquished by SPURT in a popular 2 
minute uneven Challenge duel.

BERT & ERNIE (50-3648) (16-20-1,68) of OPEN SESAME challenged CANDYMAN (22-7177) (26-
35-0,69) of THE MENTORS GORE.  BERT & ERNIE lost to CANDYMAN in a 1 minute Challenge 
fight.

This turn's favorite is T.G.I. Floyd's.  MC REN (84-27222) (37-23-0,180) of N.W.A. 
fought T.G.I. FLOYD'S (17-7346) (22-4-0,105) of ALL THINGS FLOYD.  MC REN was 
viciously subdued by T.G.I. FLOYD'S in an exciting 9 minute brutal match.

Hoffa won the booby prize.  There are two Hoffas in the arena... the least popular one 
is the second one I'm listing.

HOFFA (18-9369) (53-172-0,61) of ARROGANCE fought WEST WOOD (13-5630) (43-65-1,51) of 
ALLITERATE ARMY.  HOFFA outwaited WEST WOOD in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory bout.

HOFFA (18-8478) (57-193-1,74) of ARROGANCE fought METAL BRACE (7-6453) (36-34-1,79) of 
JOHN BROWN.  HOFFA savagely defeated METAL BRACE in a 10 minute gruesome duel.  Ten 
minutes, that's why.  The spectators didn't like to see Metal Brace faceplant in the 
sand.  Yeah, note that the other Hoffa scummed for eight minutes.  I don't really 
think of it as scumming, but that's the popular word.

Okay... stylemasters now.

Erik is the top Basher.  ERIK (56-3399) (86-100-1,228) of MEN OF STEEL fought PRINTS 
OF WHALES (56-4289) (23-4-1,214) of PICTURE THIS.  ERIK was devastated by PRINTS OF 
WHALES in an exciting 1 minute uneven duel.  I guess a whale would make a giant floppy 
print on the beach before you got a team of horses to drag it back into the water.  
And Mr. Whales is the top Wall of Steel.

The top Parry-Strike is Innard Skinard.  THE TAKEOVER (10-6346) (28-16-1,189) of JAY-Z 
fought INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (58-55-4,190) of T-3.  THE TAKEOVER slimly lost to 
INNARD SKINARD in an exciting 5 minute gory duel.

Dres is the top Slasher.  SOGGY (96-4997) (37-38-3,278) of FRUIT LOOPS 18 fought DRES 
(18-10562) (34-19-1,201) of HIP HOP HEROES.  SOGGY was devastated by DRES in a popular 
1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.

The top TP is Canned Savradese.  Ha, not Hoffa.  CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (54-46-
12,203) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought ICE WIND (47-7758) (59-34-2,199) of BASH BROS PARK.  
CANNED SAVRADESE beat ICE WIND in a 2 minute bout.

Ignorance is the top Lunger.  KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (85-54-0,263) of THE 27 CLUB 
fought IGNORANCE (14-4977) (51-34-2,211) of MENTOR BLISS.  KURT COBAIN was bested by 
IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.

Zensu Lasagna is the top Aimed Blow.  I hate those guys.  At least, this one loses a 
lot.  ZENSU LASAGNA (61-3728) (53-84-1,219) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought RARE BREED (28-
5350) (54-30-0,193) of BIG SHOTS.  ZENSU LASAGNA savagely defeated RARE BREED in an 
exciting 5 minute gory duel.

The top P-L is Usurper.  USURPER (46-4447) (35-21-1,271) of DUNGEON CELL fought DEF 
JAM SHIRT (84-30911) (45-20-3,203) of WILD STYLE.  USURPER bested DEF JAM SHIRT in a 2 
minute conflict.  I've heard Parry-Lunge is a tough style to master.  Looks like 
Usurper is working on it.

Ah, Ruth is still the top Parry-Riposte.  CRACKED BELL (3-7506) (56-27-1,277) of I 
WANT YOU fought RUTH (18-10121) (99-63-0,393) of SHEPHERDS.  CRACKED BELL was narrowly 
defeated by RUTH in an exciting 5 minute brutal fight.  Good going, pretty lady.

Black and Blues were avoided by Chapel Rock.

So that's it.  See ya in fourteen.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAZZA 12-3538                25   3  2  238  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121               100  63  0  416  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 USURPER 46-4447              36  21  1  290  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        55  38  3  255  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         30  10  0  239  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        54  84  1  237  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            52  34  2  233  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 JOB 18-6129                  68 182  0  230  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           41  44  0  230  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          52  37  1  228  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     24   4  1  225  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         29   9  1  223  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      55  46 12  222  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            37  28  0  222  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 DERAILED 72-6912             27  18  1  221  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 MILES 12-7265                31   7  0  217  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DRES 18-10562                35  19  1  212  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOBBIE 84-30850              62  68  2  210  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         40  23  2  210  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       39  25  2  210  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 HOT MESS 84-45578            32  33  3  210  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 TELLUS 82-56650              23  10  2  208  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     57  52  0  207  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          56  28  1  207  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        44  45  0  206  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    35  21  0  205  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401                28  26  0  205  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          77  78  0  204  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       59  55  4  204  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 COLTRANE 12-7034             50  63  0  204  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 WATSON 9-5695                30  19  0  204  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      30  31  5  203  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         39  24  1  201  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         88  68  0  200  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          85  55  0  200  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 THE GNOME 84-26786           46  24  0  200  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           31  22  1  200  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       45  21  3  199  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       25  20  1  198  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 ICE WIND 47-7758             59  35  2  197  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        33  27  0  197  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            32  14  3  197  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         45  35  0  196  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 ERIK 56-3399                 86 101  1  195  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       30  13  0  195  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 SPIRALS 75-3613              60  16  1  194  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           56  59  1  194  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 SOGGY 96-4997                37  39  3  194  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           34  22  1  194  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            31  22  3  194  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 NUCKY 10-6433                31  30  0  194  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
-DON KING 47-5374             66  54  3  193  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           45  46  1  193  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEZZIK 45-814                34  27  1  193  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         67  52  1  192  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           26  37  4  192  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         26  16  3  192  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 RARE BREED 28-5350           54  31  0  191  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 POE 97-5615                  41  35  5  191  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 Q-TIP 24-5090                39  27  0  191  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SEVERIN 84-20723             28  14  2  191  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (1921)  BLACKSTONE
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          60  49  3  190  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        53  38  1  190  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 COWBOYS 97-5301              36  31  4  190  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 SOLO 40-4614                 34  25  0  190  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        65  39  0  189  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       51  29  1  188  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         28  17  1  188  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 MARY MARY 1-8872             61  73  1  187  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    60  36  0  187  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      34  35  1  187  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 REBUILD 36-7697              47  47  0  186  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SLINKY 25-3080               51  40  0  184  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      74  57  0  183  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         34  36  1  182  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       30  17  1  182  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     25  15  0  182  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       66  41  0  181  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           37  38  0  181  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COREA 12-7086                46  57  0  180  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 JEX 14-4848                  41  40  0  180  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     32  21  1  180  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 STINK FACE 47-8688           16   2  2  179  HOWLIN MAD (1959)          NORTH FORK
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         61  25  2  178  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 MERLIN 52-4401               29  17  0  178  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           23  10  0  178  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 DARWIN 10-6236               55  54  0  177  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 GORDONS 28-5337              40  27  0  177  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       23   8  0  177  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 COSMO 19-4498                47  47  1  176  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     20  16  1  176  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          59  62  0  175  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            36  33  0  175  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 DOLGAN 56-751                55 119  5  174  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        35  38  2  174  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    29  22  6  174  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          31  29  1  173  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 LONE WOLF 31-162             56  87  1  172  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       53  77  0  172  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 AIR RAID 84-32877            35  30  0  172  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       74  61  0  171  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          57  70  2  171  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            33  25  2  171  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 TAMBA 97-6138                28  22  4  171  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         28  19  0  171  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        23  15  0  171  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          30  23  1  170  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          53  41  0  168  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           39  30  3  168  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    25  20  2  168  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 FUERDAI 1-9286               28  22  2  161  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         26  17  0  158  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       23   4  0  158  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        20  11  1  157  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHUCKY 22-7121               33  25  1  156  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        35  27  0  155  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            36  37  1  154  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
-DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     25   9  0  151  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FAT LIP 52-3791              26  34  1  150  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
-STREET RACER 62-4751         24  14  0  149  PUBLIC NUISANCES (1690)    VALAMANTIS
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        28  18  1  147  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
-CAPABLANCA 46-3105           37  36  0  146  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       60  43  1  145  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 MC REN 84-27222              37  24  0  143  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         68  29  2  141  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   19  12  2  139  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 CHATMON 6-6992               39  37  3  137  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           19   8  1  137  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      28   8  1  135  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          50  35  0  134  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PICAROON 28-5202             35  15  1  134  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     41  16  0  133  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107      26  19  0  133  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1961)     BLACKSTONE
 KERN 36-7601                 36  32  1  132  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             27  29  0  132  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       21   2  1  132  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        23  14  1  131  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 CRAPULODON 47-4305           27  32  0  129  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   25  18  1  129  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          34  31  4  128  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           34  39  1  128  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         31  12  0  126  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             27  28  0  126  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 RYO 31-6470                  33  41  1  125  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       36  49  0  124  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DIAZ 14-5026                 34  41  1  122  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           11   2  0  119  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 NAZARETH 59-2503             35  16  0  118  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         22  14  0  113  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           25  33  7  111  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 ISHIBO 31-6441               28  47  2  109  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SPURT 96-5750                16  11  4  106  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 DON QUIXOTE 47-8393          25  11  0  104  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KID KOALA 4-5694             21  28  1   99  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 SWEET MUSIC 22-7107          19   3  4   99  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     16   2  0   98  CALENDAR GIRLS (1967)      ERINIKA
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           31  21  0   97  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     29  12  1   96  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         35  30  0   94  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 GWAR 2-6074                  28  42  1   94  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         25  47  1   94  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         28  22  0   92  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059       13   4  0   92  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEER KHAN 73-5755            24   6  2   90  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       43  55  1   89  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 JONAS 25-5938                24  26  1   89  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 CORWIN 21-8086               30  27  1   88  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 BLOCK 26-5168                24  25  0   88  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 CRYINARA 2-6131              30  36  1   87  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       19   4  0   83  MOTHER'S MILK (1946)       BLACKSTONE
 HOFFA 18-8478                58 193  1   82  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           28  41  4   80  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    19   8  0   80  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          15   7  0   79  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       27  21  1   77  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             20  14  1   77  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 ANOMALY 82-771               17  20  1   77  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414       16  10  0   77  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          20  35  0   76  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 23  10  2   75  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             27  35  0   74  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             20  23  0   74  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           36  35  1   72  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 28  15  1   70  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
-IRISH FLAG 59-2674           18  13  2   69  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
-BRAD PAISLEY 73-5520         20   6  2   68  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1981)      ERINIKA
 SANTA MARIA 16-6451          14   4  1   68  MENTOR-SHIPS (1978)        WILLAF
 KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        18   5  1   67  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1981)      ERINIKA
 HOFFA 18-9369                54 172  0   66  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            28  25  7   66  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            28  23  0   66  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         25  29  3   66  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 ADDICTION 84-48891           16  11  0   66  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837          30  10  0   64  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            29  45  0   64  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 CURDLE 96-5748               11  16  3   64  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 R-1 18-9490                  32  17  1   63  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         16  21  1   63  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       22  33  0   61  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       18   8  0   59  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      16   8  2   59  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
-MUSTAFA JENKINS 35-4623      16  10  1   59  REDNECK JIHAD (1983)       MURSKA
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             30  21  0   58  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            17   5  2   57  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 POT SHOT 78-3230             18  14  0   56  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     35  21  0   54  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         26  33  5   53  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     21   8  2   53  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            43  66  1   52  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        19  35  0   52  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522          6   1  1   52  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          21  25  0   51  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          26  44  1   49  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 JOMMY 56-4539                23  49  1   49  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           21   6  2   49  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BEDTIME 84-49248             19  83  0   46  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22  10  2   43  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431         9   7  3   43  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       16  35  0   41  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         25  20  1   39  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 PART POWER 13-5627           37  72  0   38  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JAROBI 24-5158               30  51  3   38  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           15  24  0   37  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          48  61  1   35  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-CHAKA KHAN 73-5760           15   5  1   33  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 FAITH 47-8944                29  47  1   32  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          23  24  3   27  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           20  17  0   26  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
KERN 36-7601              36  32  1 ORDER 1780             HOT MESS 84-45578         721

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated BRUTALIX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GAZZA vanquished GAMMA CEPHEI in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
TRICK SHOULDER viciously subdued MARY MARY in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
KRILL SOUP was luckily beaten by JOB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
JURINE CASSEROLE devastated ILL SUBLIMINAL in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BEER KHAN devastated HELLHOUND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
I MOTHER EARTH was vanquished by SPURT in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BERT & ERNIE lost to CANDYMAN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
Q-TIP was defeated by TELLUS in a action packed 1 minute match.
CRACKED BELL was narrowly defeated by RUTH in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
USURPER bested DEF JAM SHIRT in a 2 minute conflict.
VIBRANT THING devastated NUCKY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
KURT COBAIN was bested by IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
TENTH WATCH overcame STONE GOSSARD in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
ERIK was devastated by PRINTS OF WHALES in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
SOGGY was devastated by DRES in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
SOLO was demolished by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
COWBOYS was narrowly defeated by JOE WILLIAMS in a crowd pleasing 9 minute conflict.
TEDDY RUXPIN was overpowered by MILES in a exciting 4 minute gory uneven fight.
MAJESTIC BELL was handily defeated by RICE & BEANS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
POE was defeated by WATSON in a popular 1 minute match.
ZENSU LASAGNA savagely defeated RARE BREED in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
50 STAR GENERAL was vanquished by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COLONEL WIZEN was demolished by SAINT ANNIE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TICK ... TOCK slimly won victory over JEX in a action packed 6 minute brutal bout.
THE TAKEOVER slimly lost to INNARD SKINARD in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
DERAILED overpowered EARLY ONE MORNING in a popular 6 minute brutal uneven duel.
IOTA DRACONIS savagely defeated COREA in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
CANNED SAVRADESE beat ICE WIND in a 2 minute bout.
COLTRANE handily defeated FREE CHEESE!! in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
SNAKE BITE defeated DOUBLE E in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
SNOWBALL V savagely defeated SPIRALS in a exciting 6 minute gruesome struggle.
DOLGAN was overpowered by GUTTERSNIPE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACKGUARD vanquished HORRIFYING ATTACK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAD BORSCHT was overpowered by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COSMO slimly lost to THE PROFESSOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
YONDER ORPHAN was vanquished by BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PRO 4 savagely defeated MERLIN in a action packed 3 minute bloody competition.
SECOND MATE was demolished by TOMBSTONE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
ROBERT JOHNSON was overpowered by PEEKING DUCK in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SEVERIN savagely defeated REDICULOUS in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
REASONABLE DOUBT demolished SUICIDE KING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SLINKY was demolished by DOBBIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FEZZIK handily defeated THE QUESTION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
THE GNOME bested ELECTRIC SHEEP in a exciting 3 minute battle.
THE HAMILTONS was devastated by PRIVATEER in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
HOCKEY DUCK savagely defeated DARWIN in a 13 minute bloody battle.
JACK B. NIMBLE devastated CHICKEN A LA KING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GORDONS was vanquished by NAIHREN in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was devastated by EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DARQUE PREACHER savagely defeated AIR RAID in a exciting 15 minute bloody duel.
LONE WOLF was savagely defeated by GUILTY UNDERTAKER in a popular 2 minute conflict.
REBUILD was narrowly defeated by LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
SAVAGE BEATING lost to STINK FACE in a popular 1 minute duel.
TAMBA was defeated by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
MC REN was viciously subdued by T.G.I. FLOYD'S in a exciting 9 minute brutal match.
ELMORE JAMES slimly won victory over FUERDAI in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.
MAIN EVENT demolished NINJA FERD in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched duel.
THE HITMAN demolished ROBERT GERMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET overpowered MEGABOLOX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
SHARP TIE viciously subdued PERPETUAL in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
GRAHAM CRACKER viciously subdued JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute gory battle.
RUY LOPEZ savagely defeated NEVERMORE in a action packed 1 minute brutal duel.
TOCK .. TICK was handily defeated by OSWALD ORC in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HOT MESS executed KERN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DIAZ was overcome by RUBIN CARTER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
CHAIN OF FOOLS overpowered GWAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided contest.
YODA savagely defeated WHOOPIE DOO in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
NAZARETH was savagely defeated by BUGG-SHASH in a action packed 4 minute brutal match.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was devastated by CHUCKY in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
CRAPULODON was outwaited by WILLIE BROWN in a exciting 8 minute duel.
RIGHTEOUS lost to CHATMON in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fray.
XI AQUILAE overpowered FOREIGN SHORE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PICAROON was beaten by SKILLET LIBEL in a popular 1 minute fight.
CREAMED MALCORN was viciously subdued by BUSTED KNUCKLE in a popular 3 minute melee.
ISHIBO was overpowered by ZETA AQUILAE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
RYO was savagely defeated by DIFFERENT RULER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome contest.
8 AM CLASS was viciously subdued by EIGHTH-RATE in a popular 4 minute gruesome melee.
CELL BLOCK A bested JOMMY in a 2 minute bout.
DON QUIXOTE overpowered BLOCK in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
CHAZZ was demolished by KID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVISSIRATOR vanquished CHURCH OF RISING SUN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BEA HEADER was handily defeated by SWEET MUSIC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HIGHER GROUND vanquished DELTA PICTORIS in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fray.
CHAINSAW JUGGLER handily defeated NIGHTMARE GARCIA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
THE FADED LINE was viciously subdued by JONAS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
ANOMALY handily defeated BASHER FORCE in a 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
TRAIN RAIL was overpowered by TEN GALLON HAT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
POT SHOT was handily defeated by ROSA MEXICANA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
KENNY CHESNEY vanquished SEDAN OF BAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
XIAHOU DUN was overpowered by DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LONDON BEEFEATER devastated BUSY BEE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
DUSTIN HERMANSON was vanquished by BURDEN TOFU in a 1 minute uneven fray.
ST. RIKER was overpowered by MUTANT BLOWBY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BONESCRAPER savagely defeated CRUSHING AXE in a popular 8 minute gruesome bout.
MIRROR'S GAZE was devastated by NAAN COMBATANT in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
ADDICTION overpowered BEDTIME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
RIOT FIGHT was devastated by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
FAITH was demolished by TICKET TAKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
CURDLE was beaten by HERMY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
OVERSTAND was vanquished by GAMMA DELPHINI in a exciting 2 minute one-sided brawl.
SEYMORE GUTTS was handily defeated by CRYINARA in a 2 minute gruesome uneven battle.
PINK SHIRT was demolished by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
JAROBI was narrowly defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
THIRD STONE was overpowered by SANTA MARIA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CORWIN overpowered BETTERMAN in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched battle.
R-1 overpowered PART POWER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HOFFA outwaited WEST WOOD in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory bout.
HOFFA savagely defeated METAL BRACE in a 10 minute gruesome duel.
BREAK OF DAY overcame HERMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CLEAN HANDS overcame B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
DIRTY CLOTHES was bested by MAMMA MIA in a popular 2 minute match.
POWER PUNCH was viciously subdued by HERMY in a action packed 4 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      50         SLASHING ATTACK   61 -  35 -  1      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  35         PARRY-RIPOSTE     48 -  28 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     31         LUNGING ATTACK   145 - 133 -  2      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         AIMED BLOW       253 - 239 -  1      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  22         TOTAL PARRY      153 - 145 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   19         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  25 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       35 -  40 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         STRIKING ATTACK  118 - 141 -  3      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    97 - 118 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         WALL OF STEEL     70 -  89 -  0      44  |

Turn 721 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  2     TOTAL PARRY       12 - 19         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      7 - 12         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        29 - 21     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 16     BASHING ATTACK     5 - 17         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 12                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GAZZA 12-3538              25   3  2  238 ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121             100  63  0  416 SHEPHERDS (1713)
PARRY-LUNGE      USURPER 46-4447            36  21  1  290 DUNGEON CELL (1840)
AIMED BLOW       ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728      54  84  1  237 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
LUNGING ATTACK   IGNORANCE 14-4977          52  34  2  233 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
WALL OF STEEL    PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289   24   4  1  225 PICTURE THIS (1943)
TOTAL PARRY      CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311    55  46 12  222 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)
SLASHING ATTACK  DRES 18-10562              35  19  1  212 HIP HOP HEROES (1646)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     59  55  4  204 T-3 (1591)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               86 101  1  195 MEN OF STEEL (1659)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346.  The ten other most popular fighters were SNOWBALL V 74-4357, 
FUERDAI 1-9286, BUGG-SHASH 73-6313, CRAPULODON 47-4305, JEX 14-4848, THE TAKEOVER 
10-6346, EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661, COWBOYS 97-5301, MILES 12-7265, and WEST WOOD 13-5630.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DARWIN 10-6236, THIRD STONE 22-7244, MIRROR'S GAZE 84--17839, BUSY BEE 
18-10572, XIAHOU DUN 72-8784, POT SHOT 78-3230, NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610, CHURCH OF 
RISING SUN 59-2657, NEVERMORE 9-5846, and ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  3 0  CALEAM(26)           1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            0  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  4 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  1 0  IAYE(30)             2  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  4 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  3 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          4  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  5 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  3 0  ZENSU(40)            1  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      14 12 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          8  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  3 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  5 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  4 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           4  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  4 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078       44  45  0  206  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 28  42  1   94  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         56  28  1  207  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        39  24  1  201  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505          31  22  1  200  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         77  78  0  204  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     55  46 12  222  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 WATSON 9-5695               30  19  0  204  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 NUCKY 10-6433               31  30  0  194  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        67  52  1  192  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 GAZZA 12-3538               25   3  2  238  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 WEST WOOD 13-5630           43  66  1   52  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           52  34  2  233  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   60  36  0  187  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      23   4  0  158  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121              100  63  0  416  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               47  47  1  176  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CORWIN 21-8086              30  27  1   88  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127         52  37  1  228  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114       55  38  3  255  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              51  40  0  184  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      21   2  1  132  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PRIVATEER 28-5247           37  28  0  222  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059      13   4  0   92  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR
 THE HITMAN 30-4550          23  10  0  178  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            56  87  1  172  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     74  57  0  183  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104        34  36  1  182  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 REBUILD 36-7697             47  47  0  186  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       35  27  0  155  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          56  59  1  194  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642           31  22  3  194  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       65  39  0  189  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    20  16  1  176  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               34  27  1  193  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 USURPER 46-4447             36  21  1  290  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667        29   9  1  223  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837         30  10  0   64  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053      25  20  1  198  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       53  38  1  190  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289    24   4  1  225  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 NAZARETH 59-2503            35  16  0  118  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        88  68  0  200  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728       54  84  1  237  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          34  39  1  128  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133    21   8  2   53  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 DERAILED 72-6912            27  18  1  221  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          19   8  1  137  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          41  44  0  230  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 SPIRALS 75-3613             60  16  1  194  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 POT SHOT 78-3230            18  14  0   56  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363        40  23  2  210  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TELLUS 82--8886             23  10  2  208  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 DOBBIE 84-30850             62  68  2  210  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               28  26  0  205  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               37  39  3  194  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 POE 97-5615                 41  35  5  191  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      59  55  4  204  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          28  41  4   80  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from 
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        FRAIL WALL (84-2086) WARRIORS 10 (411) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes