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Date   : 10/04/2017    Duedate: 10/17/2017

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 722

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984   89   64   2 58.2      USELESS TOOLS 54/735
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473
  2 PICTURE THI 56/1943  190  146   0 56.5      CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1967
  3 DRACO 56/1858       1775 1390  13 56.1      MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133
    AQUILA 62/1908                              SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1981
    PICTOR 26/1938                              DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                          8 FIST 26/1889        3462 3411  41 50.4
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            QUEEN 9/1629
    DELPHINUS 29/1973                           JAY-Z 10/1709
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         TRIBE 24/1648
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        N.W.A. 84/1945
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        REVIEW 84/1958
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       RUN DMC 1/1626
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      VANITY 84/1855
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      BALLERS 84/1957
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      SIC 'EM 84/1905
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      PEARL JAM 4/1638
  4 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    184  145   2 55.9      AL BUMS V 84/1932
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   CRITICALS 75/1635
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  HURRICANE 84/1951
  5 EMPIRE 10/1851       326  265   2 55.2      I WANT YOU 3/1699
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         HOWLIN MAD 47/1959
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        SOME OLD B 84/1962
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        STILLMATIC 36/1652
    MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978                        WILD STYLE 84/1791
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
  6 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     806  661   3 54.9      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/1954                 TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1468 1219  18 54.6      A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    AVID FANS 45/569                            BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    WS ARMS '05 71/1968                         I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1975                        TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                  12 T-3 98/1591          486  565   4 46.2
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                   SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
  9 SIRTAIN DEA 97/1827   82   84   3 49.4      SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
 10 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697  409  439   8 48.2      WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
    DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985                   13 GOING BERSE 45/1982  108  126   3 46.2
    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955                      WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831
    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948                      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1961                  14 ORDER 14/1754        288  352   3 45.0
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964                     ORDER 36/1780
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    SEINFELD 19/1741
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   BAD BREAD 33/1041
 11 AMBER 21/1857        243  275   2 46.9      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    BAD BEATS 47/1971                           OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695                         STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                         REDNECK JIHAD 35/1983
    ONE MAN GANG 35/1718                     15 AVENGERS 31/1321     216  310   0 41.1
    YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979                        LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721                       UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915                  16 ARROGANCE 18/755     609 1003  11 37.8
    DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

Not much to say, I think the rest of my stablemates will have missed this turn, I 
would have too save some special considerations I received for taking the throne.   
Time to ring someone up and tell them about it.  I can now do no less than the 
honourable thing and challenge someone for the defence of the throne.  What a Job that 
is going to be.

                                          -- Gazza
                                             English Football
                                             Captain of the Guard

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

First off, Gazza, THANK YOU for writing a column.  It was good, too.  Sorry you got 
beat.

115 fight, no avoids, one challenge, two deaths.  No TV challenge, because Wednesday 
Addams seems to be gone.  Yeah... kinda thought she was out of place in Home Guard, 
anyway, with her 15-2-0 record.  But kiddo, I wish you well, wherever you went.  
Unless you snuck into Home Guard just to use your TV on the old farts, which is kinda 
scabby.

Let's have a look at those two deaths, both stand-ins...

BLOCK (26-5168) (24-25-0,88) of FIST fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50) of  .  BLOCK 
killed HERMY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute battle.  So Hermy was a stand-in, I guess.  
It was his second fight.

And Katrina... ah, it was her second fight of the day, too, that's why.  JANIS JOBLIN 
(46-4380) (68-29-2,141) of THE 27 CLUB fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-0,170) of  .  JANIS 
JOBLIN delivered the death blow upon KATRINA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.

Here's the longest fight, I think.  RUTH (18-10121) (100-63-0,416) of SHEPHERDS fought 
SPIRALS (75-3613) (60-16-1,194) of CRITICALS.  RUTH savagely defeated SPIRALS in a 
tiring 26 minute bloody brawl.  Ruth is still our top Parry-Riposte and I still admire 
a woman with stamina.  But holy poot, that was really one-sided.  And Spirals took 
today's booby prize, which I really don't think he deserved.

This was impressive:  GORDONS (28-5337) (40-27-0,177) of BIG SHOTS fought ARENAMASTER 
AZEEM (101-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .  GORDONS slimly won victory over ARENAMASTER AZEEM in 
a popular 3 minute bloody fight.  Heh, Arenamasters are pretty tough to beat.

Here's the title fight.  GAZZA (12-3538) (25-3-2,238) of ENGLISH FOOTBALL challenged 
JOB (18-6129) (68-182-0,230) of SHEPHERDS.  GAZZA was unbelievably bested by JOB in a 
5 minute Challenge Title fight.  Gazza wrote a column AND challenged someone much more 
dangerous, so it's really too bad he lost.  And Job is our top Aimed Blow and our new 
Captain of the Guard.  And the overall popularity leader.  The Shepherds are really 
kicking ass and taking names, aren't they?  So let's see a column, Assurnasirbanipal.

USURPER (46-4447) (36-21-1,290) of DUNGEON CELL fought ERIK (56-3399) (86-101-1,195) 
of MEN OF STEEL.  USURPER viciously subdued ERIK in an action packed 3 minute gruesome 
fight.  Usurper is the top Parry-Lunge.  Erik was our top Basher, but now he's not.

Ignorance is top Lunger.  DRES (18-10562) (35-19-1,212) of HIP HOP HEROES fought 
IGNORANCE (14-4977) (52-34-2,233) of MENTOR BLISS.  DRES was overcome by IGNORANCE in 
an exciting 1 minute contest.

The top TP is Canned Savradese.  CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (55-46-12,222) of SHEWISH 
PICNIC fought JOE WILLIAMS (6-6583) (77-78-0,204) of BLACK AND BLUES.  CANNED 
SAVRADESE bested JOE WILLIAMS in an action packed 5 minute duel.

Top Waste:  Prints of Whales.  PRINTS OF WHALES (56-4289) (24-4-1,225) of PICTURE THIS 
fought SUICIDE KING (35-3104) (34-36-1,182) of ONE MAN GANG.  PRINTS OF WHALES 
devastated SUICIDE KING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

Miles is the top Striker.  MILES (12-7265) (31-7-0,217) of BLUE NOTE fought PRO 4 (85-
7401) (28-26-0,205) of 4 PROS & A HACKER.  MILES viciously subdued PRO 4 in an action 
packed 2 minute gory fight.

The top Slasher is Kurt Cobain.  DERAILED (72-6912) (27-18-1,221) of BASH BROS TRAIN 
fought KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (85-55-0,200) of THE 27 CLUB.  DERAILED was vanquished by 
KURT COBAIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

And Poe is top Basher.  SNOWBALL V (74-4357) (41-44-0,230) of HOMER'S PETS fought POE 
(97-5615) (41-35-5,191) of CHIEFS 4.  SNOWBALL V was narrowly defeated by POE in an 
exciting 4 minute gory melee.  You know, you wouldn't think a great writer like Homer 
would name his cat Snowball.

The top Parry-Strike is Innard Skinard.  DEF JAM SHIRT (84-30911) (45-21-3,199) of 
WILD STYLE fought INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (59-55-4,204) of T-3.  DEF JAM SHIRT 
overpowered INNARD SKINARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.

This turn's favorite fighter is Fuerdai.  THE PROFESSOR (84-30925) (30-17-1,182) of 
BALLERS fought FUERDAI (1-9286) (28-22-2,161) of YUPPIE HORDE.  THE PROFESSOR was 
viciously subdued by FUERDAI in a crowd pleasing 5 minute melee.

No, it is NOT true that Home Guard has more dishwashers per capita than gladiators.  
Psh!  Honking big arena, this is.

That's all.  Take care.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOB 18-6129                  69 182  0  249  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121               101  63  0  438  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 USURPER 46-4447              37  21  1  297  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        55  84  1  260  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            53  34  2  247  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          53  37  1  241  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         30   9  1  232  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      56  46 12  230  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            38  28  0  230  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     25   4  1  230  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 MILES 12-7265                32   7  0  226  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 TELLUS 82-56650              24  10  2  224  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       40  25  2  219  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 HOT MESS 84-45578            33  33  3  217  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 NUCKY 10-6433                32  30  0  216  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          86  55  0  215  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          57  28  1  213  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       46  21  3  213  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         46  35  0  213  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           38  38  0  209  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 REBUILD 36-7697              48  47  0  208  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SLINKY 25-3080               52  40  0  207  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 COLTRANE 12-7034             51  63  0  206  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 Q-TIP 24-5090                40  27  0  206  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           35  22  1  205  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 POE 97-5615                  42  35  5  204  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            33  14  3  204  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         89  68  0  202  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 THE GNOME 84-26786           47  24  0  202  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 COWBOYS 97-5301              37  31  4  202  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 PRO 4 85-7401                28  27  0  202  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 STINK FACE 47-8688           17   2  2  202  HOWLIN MAD (1959)          NORTH FORK
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          77  79  0  201  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SOGGY 96-4997                38  39  3  201  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 DRES 18-10562                35  20  1  201  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     57  53  0  200  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           27  37  4  200  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          58  70  2  199  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      30  32  5  199  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         30  11  0  199  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SPIRALS 75-3613              60  17  1  198  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        36  38  2  198  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          31  23  1  198  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 DERAILED 72-6912             27  19  1  198  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 GAZZA 12-3538                25   4  2  198  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
-TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       25  20  1  198  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    61  36  0  197  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 DARWIN 10-6236               56  54  0  197  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 GORDONS 28-5337              41  27  0  197  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 TAMBA 97-6138                29  22  4  197  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         27  17  0  197  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 ERIK 56-3399                 86 102  1  196  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 RARE BREED 28-5350           55  31  0  196  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       59  56  4  195  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           41  45  0  195  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           56  59  1  194  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       75  61  0  193  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-DON KING 47-5374             66  54  3  193  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           31  23  1  193  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     33  21  1  192  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         40  24  2  191  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SOLO 40-4614                 34  26  0  191  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 DOBBIE 84-30850              62  69  2  190  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          60  50  3  190  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        55  39  3  190  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        53  38  1  190  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        36  27  0  190  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    35  22  0  190  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     26  15  0  189  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
-GRAHAM CRACKER 61-3688       51  29  1  188  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         39  25  1  188  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 WATSON 9-5695                30  20  0  188  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 FUERDAI 1-9286               29  22  2  187  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       67  41  0  186  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 COREA 12-7086                47  57  0  186  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            31  23  3  186  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       30  14  0  186  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 ICE WIND 47-7758             59  36  2  185  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 SEVERIN 84-20723             28  15  2  185  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (1921)  BLACKSTONE
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         26  17  3  185  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        65  40  0  182  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 MARY MARY 1-8872             61  74  1  182  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         34  37  1  182  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    30  22  6  182  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         28  18  1  181  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            33  26  2  180  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 MERLIN 52-4401               29  18  0  180  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 COSMO 19-4498                47  48  1  179  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 JEX 14-4848                  41  41  0  179  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
-THE HITMAN 30-4550           23  10  0  178  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162             56  88  1  177  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        44  46  0  177  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          59  63  0  176  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           45  47  1  176  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       54  77  0  175  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        33  28  0  175  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 MC REN 84-27222              38  24  0  174  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 AIR RAID 84-32877            35  31  0  174  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 FEZZIK 45-814                34  28  1  173  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          31  30  1  173  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 DOLGAN 56-751                55 120  5  172  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     20  17  1  172  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         67  53  1  171  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       30  18  1  171  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         28  19  0  171  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        23  15  0  171  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           40  30  3  170  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            36  34  0  170  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            36  38  1  169  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      34  36  1  168  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    25  20  2  168  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      74  58  0  167  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CHUCKY 22-7121               33  26  1  164  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         69  29  3  163  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       23   9  0  162  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        21  11  1  162  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         61  26  2  161  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       24   4  0  160  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 DIAZ 14-5026                 35  41  1  159  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        29  18  1  156  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           35  39  1  154  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     42  16  0  153  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   26  18  1  152  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
-DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     25   9  0  151  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FAT LIP 52-3791              26  34  1  150  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          35  31  4  147  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-CAPABLANCA 46-3105           37  36  0  146  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 PICAROON 28-5202             35  16  1  144  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107      27  19  0  144  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1961)     BLACKSTONE
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          53  42  0  140  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         23  14  0  139  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   19  12  2  139  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           19   9  1  138  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          51  35  0  136  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CHATMON 6-6992               39  38  3  136  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      28   8  1  135  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       37  49  0  134  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SPURT 96-5750                17  11  4  134  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 RYO 31-6470                  33  42  1  133  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       60  44  1  132  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 CRAPULODON 47-4305           27  33  0  132  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 KERN 36-7601                 36  33  1  129  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         32  12  0  128  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             27  29  0  128  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             27  30  0  124  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           12   2  0  121  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           26  33  7  119  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       21   3  1  119  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
-NAZARETH 59-2503             35  16  0  118  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 SWEET MUSIC 22-7107          20   3  4  115  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        23  15  1  110  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 DON QUIXOTE 47-8393          25  12  0  107  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GWAR 2-6074                  28  43  1  100  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059       13   5  0  100  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         25  48  1   99  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 CORWIN 21-8086               31  27  1   98  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 ISHIBO 31-6441               28  48  2   98  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     16   2  0   98  CALENDAR GIRLS (1967)      ERINIKA
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         29  22  0   97  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         36  30  0   96  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     29  12  1   96  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           29  41  4   94  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
-FEDERAL AGENT 32-6113        23  24  0   93  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 KID KOALA 4-5694             21  29  1   92  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             31  21  0   91  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOCK 26-5168                25  25  1   90  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
-BEER KHAN 73-5755            24   6  2   90  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       43  56  1   87  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       20   4  0   85  MOTHER'S MILK (1946)       BLACKSTONE
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           37  35  1   84  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414       17  10  0   82  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          16   7  0   81  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       23  33  0   80  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          21  35  0   80  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 29  15  1   79  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             21  14  1   79  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           31  22  0   78  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 HOFFA 18-9369                55 172  0   77  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       27  21  1   77  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
-FREEBOOTER 28-5201           20  17  0   77  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             21  23  0   76  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 23  10  2   75  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 SANTA MARIA 16-6451          15   4  1   72  MENTOR-SHIPS (1978)        WILLAF
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          49  61  1   70  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 CRYINARA 2-6131              30  37  1   70  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 ANOMALY 82-771               17  21  1   69  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 PART POWER 13-5627           38  72  0   68  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            29  25  7   68  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            18   5  2   68  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 MUSTAFA JENKINS 35-4623      17  10  1   68  REDNECK JIHAD (1983)       MURSKA
-KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        18   5  1   67  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1981)      ERINIKA
 R-1 18-9490                  32  18  1   66  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837          30  11  0   64  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             27  36  0   64  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            28  24  0   63  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
-BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         16  21  1   63  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      17   8  2   62  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            29  46  0   61  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         25  30  3   60  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 JOMMY 56-4539                23  50  1   60  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 FRANKIE 13-5579              22  47  0   60  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     36  21  0   59  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 FAITH 47-8944                30  47  1   59  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
-BUZZSAW 25-4804              16   8  3   59  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 ADDICTION 84-48891           16  12  0   57  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 CURDLE 96-5748               11  17  3   56  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 HOFFA 18-8478                58 194  1   55  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            43  67  1   54  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           21   7  2   54  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         26  20  1   53  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     21   8  2   53  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    19   9  0   52  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
-TICKET TAKER 45-2522          6   1  1   52  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        19  36  0   50  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 POT SHOT 78-3230             18  15  0   50  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          26  45  1   49  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 JONAS 25-5938                24  27  1   49  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       16  36  0   48  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 BEDTIME 84-49248             19  84  0   47  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          24  24  3   45  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          21  26  0   45  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22  10  2   43  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       18   9  0   41  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-POP KHAN 73-5757             12   3  1   40  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           15  25  0   36  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
-CHAKA KHAN 73-5760           15   5  1   33  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431         9   8  3   33  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         26  34  5   31  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 JAROBI 24-5158               30  52  3   30  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           20  18  0   22  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
HERMY                      0   0  0                        BLOCK 26-5168             722

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
KATRINA                    0   0  0                        JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380      722

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GAZZA was unbelievably bested by JOB in a 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
SNOWBALL V was narrowly defeated by POE in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.
DERAILED was vanquished by KURT COBAIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ZENSU LASAGNA overpowered THE HAMILTONS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
PRINTS OF WHALES devastated SUICIDE KING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RICE & BEANS bested MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
USURPER viciously subdued ERIK in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
PRIVATEER viciously subdued DARQUE PREACHER in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
VIBRANT THING lost to SLINKY in a 2 minute gory duel.
SILVER SEAS overpowered RIPPY BRICKBOY in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
TENTH WATCH was subdued by TELLUS in a 2 minute bloody match.
DRES was overcome by IGNORANCE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
RUTH savagely defeated SPIRALS in a tiring 26 minute bloody brawl.
MILES viciously subdued PRO 4 in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
CANNED SAVRADESE bested JOE WILLIAMS in a action packed 5 minute duel.
SEVERIN was overpowered by GAMMA CEPHEI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
REASONABLE DOUBT was overpowered by NAIHREN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE GNOME luckily beat AYLIAN in a exciting 5 minute bout.
BICYCLE RACE was defeated by COWBOYS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody conflict.
WATSON was beaten by STINK FACE in a action packed 1 minute brutal fight.
PEEKING DUCK was luckily beaten by REBUILD in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fray.
ICE WIND was viciously subdued by SHARP TIE in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
ROBERT JOHNSON defeated COSMO in a exciting 1 minute duel.
THE TAKEOVER was defeated by DARWIN in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
NUCKY demolished STONE GOSSARD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
FEZZIK was handily defeated by COLONEL WIZEN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TEDDY RUXPIN was savagely defeated by SKILLET LIBEL in a 3 minute competition.
COLTRANE savagely defeated LONE WOLF in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
BLACKGUARD overpowered ELMORE JAMES in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
GUTTERSNIPE overpowered MARY MARY in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
EXECUTIONER was bested by Q-TIP in a popular 1 minute duel.
DOBBIE was devastated by NAIHREN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided battle.
EARLY ONE MORNING viciously subdued MERLIN in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
TOMBSTONE was handily defeated by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 2 minute uneven match.
DEF JAM SHIRT overpowered INNARD SKINARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SOLO slimly lost to ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a exciting 3 minute duel.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was overpowered by KATRINA in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SAINT ANNIE was vanquished by NAIHREN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SNAKE BITE was handily defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE PROFESSOR was viciously subdued by FUERDAI in a crowd pleasing 5 minute melee.
CRACKED BELL overpowered CHUCKY in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
HOT MESS overpowered JURINE CASSEROLE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
KRILL SOUP handily defeated DOLGAN in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
BABY BACK RIBS overpowered JEX in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
GUILTY UNDERTAKER overcame SECOND MATE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal contest.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was devastated by BAD BORSCHT in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
MAJESTIC BELL was devastated by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JACK B. NIMBLE was devastated by TAMBA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
IOTA DRACONIS was devastated by REDICULOUS in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SOGGY handily defeated DOUBLE E in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RARE BREED luckily beat RUY LOPEZ in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
TICK ... TOCK viciously subdued MEGABOLOX in a crowd pleasing 11 minute gory battle.
GORDONS slimly won victory over ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
TOCK .. TICK was savagely defeated by DIAZ in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
ELECTRIC SHEEP was luckily beaten by MC REN in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
AIR RAID was outwaited by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 19 minute brutal match.
FREE CHEESE!! vanquished RIGHTEOUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight.
SAVAGE BEATING vanquished CHATMON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
MAIN EVENT demolished CRAPULODON in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
HORRIFYING ATTACK overpowered BUGG-SHASH in a 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
50 STAR GENERAL overpowered SHARON SHEW in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
YONDER ORPHAN was devastated by THE QUESTION in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
T.G.I. FLOYD'S viciously subdued RYO in a exciting 2 minute bloody melee.
COREA slimly won victory over PICAROON in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
RUBIN CARTER overpowered KERN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DON QUIXOTE was unbelievably bested by CREAMED MALCORN in a exciting 8 minute duel.
JANIS JOBLIN delivered the death blow upon KATRINA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
ROBERT GERMAN was demolished by SPURT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHAIN OF FOOLS overpowered NEVERMORE in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven match.
ISHIBO was overpowered by SWEET MUSIC in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
EVISSIRATOR demolished KID KOALA in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BUSTED KNUCKLE was beaten by EIGHTH-RATE in a exciting 1 minute competition.
XI AQUILAE bested ILL SUBLIMINAL in a popular 4 minute battle.
DIFFERENT RULER overpowered IRON-PLATED IRV in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ZETA AQUILAE defeated GWAR in a exciting 1 minute bout.
WHOOPIE DOO savagely defeated IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 3 minute gory battle.
ASSISTANT MANAGER viciously subdued YODA in a action packed 3 minute bloody bout.
WILLIE BROWN slimly won victory over GAMMA DELPHINI in a action packed 3 minute fight.
PERPETUAL savagely defeated FOREIGN SHORE in a 4 minute bloody fight.
MUTANT BLOWBY bested DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a action packed 1 minute battle.
CELL BLOCK A savagely defeated JOMMY in a action packed 3 minute gruesome brawl.
8 AM CLASS was viciously subdued by BETTERMAN in a exciting 4 minute competition.
ROSA MEXICANA vanquished R-1 in a action packed 4 minute gruesome uneven fight.
ST. RIKER was savagely defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 3 minute competition.
BONESCRAPER was savagely defeated by BEA HEADER in a popular 3 minute competition.
FAITH won victory over NAAN COMBATANT in a popular 2 minute conflict.
BASHER FORCE was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRUSHING AXE devastated SEYMORE GUTTS in a 2 minute bloody uneven match.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BURDEN TOFU viciously subdued MIRROR'S GAZE in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
OVERSTAND savagely defeated BEDTIME in a action packed 1 minute bloody contest.
MUSTAFA JENKINS vanquished THIRD STONE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
ADDICTION was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIOT FIGHT won victory over HERMY in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
BRUTALIX won victory over FRANKIE in a 2 minute contest.
TEN GALLON HAT handily defeated DIRTY CLOTHES in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CURDLE was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
XIAHOU DUN was overpowered by HELLHOUND in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PINK SHIRT was bested by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
DELTA PICTORIS narrowly defeated CRYINARA in a 2 minute bout.
BLOCK killed HERMY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute battle.
JONAS was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JAROBI was viciously subdued by LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 2 minute competition.
CANDYMAN was handily defeated by METAL BRACE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
POT SHOT was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
CORWIN demolished BUSY BEE in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched bout.
HOFFA narrowly defeated ANOMALY in a action packed 13 minute gory conflict.
HOFFA was outlasted by PART POWER in a popular 7 minute match.
BREAK OF DAY was viciously subdued by MAMMA MIA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
CLEAN HANDS narrowly defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel.
SANTA MARIA savagely defeated WEST WOOD in a action packed 2 minute brutal struggle.
POWER PUNCH subdued CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a 2 minute bout.
TRAIN RAIL was bested by CHAZZ in a 2 minute match.
HIGHER GROUND overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SEDAN OF BAN lost to THE FADED LINE in a exciting 1 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      48         SLASHING ATTACK   63 -  34 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  32         PARRY-RIPOSTE     44 -  31 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     30         TOTAL PARRY      159 - 139 -  2      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 24         AIMED BLOW       259 - 238 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  22         LUNGING ATTACK   147 - 140 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         PARRY-LUNGE       37 -  38 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         STRIKING ATTACK  118 - 142 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -  29 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    95 - 121 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         WALL OF STEEL     70 -  95 -  1      42  |

Turn 722 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 13         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        28 - 20     WALL OF STEEL      7 - 11         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY       17 - 13     BASHING ATTACK     7 - 15         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 15     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JOB 18-6129                69 182  0  249 SHEPHERDS (1713)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121             101  63  0  438 SHEPHERDS (1713)
PARRY-LUNGE      USURPER 46-4447            37  21  1  297 DUNGEON CELL (1840)
LUNGING ATTACK   IGNORANCE 14-4977          53  34  2  247 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
TOTAL PARRY      CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311    56  46 12  230 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)
WALL OF STEEL    PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289   25   4  1  230 PICTURE THIS (1943)
STRIKING ATTACK  MILES 12-7265              32   7  0  226 BLUE NOTE (1642)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        86  55  0  215 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
BASHING ATTACK   POE 97-5615                42  35  5  204 CHIEFS 4 (1870)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     59  56  4  195 T-3 (1591)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
FUERDAI 1-9286.  The ten other most popular fighters were DON QUIXOTE 47-8393, 
ANOMALY 82-771, PEEKING DUCK 81-2363, TICK ... TOCK 60-511, MEGABOLOX 47-4312, DIAZ 
14-5026, ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602, GAZZA 12-3538, JOB 18-6129, and COLTRANE 12-7034.

The least popular fighter this week was SPIRALS 75-3613.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RUTH 18-10121, HOFFA 18-9369, POT SHOT 78-3230, JONAS 25-5938, XIAHOU 
DUN 72-8784, ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521, BUGG-SHASH 73-6313, AIR RAID 84--32659, DOUBLE E 
84--32609, and ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  5 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  0 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 1  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  MORYA(28)            3  2 0  JURINE(61)           2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  4 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  2 0  MURSKA(35)           3  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  JHANS(36)            3  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  2 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  DWES EG(82)          2  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      15 11 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  5 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  1 1  SHADOW GROVE(97)     4  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  4 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      75  61  0  193  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 28  43  1  100  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         57  28  1  213  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        39  25  1  188  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536          35  22  1  205  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         77  79  0  201  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     56  46 12  230  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         60  50  3  190  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 NUCKY 10-6433               32  30  0  216  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        67  53  1  171  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 MILES 12-7265               32   7  0  226  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         49  61  1   70  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           53  34  2  247  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   61  36  0  197  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      24   4  0  160  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 JOB 18-6129                 69 182  0  249  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               47  48  1  179  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CORWIN 21-8086              31  27  1   98  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127         53  37  1  241  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      40  25  2  219  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              52  40  0  207  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      21   3  1  119  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PRIVATEER 28-5247           38  28  0  230  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059      13   5  0  100  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414      17  10  0   82  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            56  88  1  177  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     74  58  0  167  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104        34  37  1  182  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 REBUILD 36-7697             48  47  0  208  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       36  27  0  190  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 SOLO 40-4614                34  26  0  191  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       65  40  0  182  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    20  17  1  172  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               34  28  1  173  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 USURPER 46-4447             37  21  1  297  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667        30   9  1  232  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837         30  11  0   64  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 MERLIN 52-4401              29  18  0  180  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289    25   4  1  230  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        89  68  0  202  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728       55  84  1  260  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          35  39  1  154  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 DERAILED 72-6912            27  19  1  198  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          19   9  1  138  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          41  45  0  195  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 SPIRALS 75-3613             60  17  1  198  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          21   7  2   54  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         58  70  2  199  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TELLUS 82--8886             24  10  2  224  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 HOT MESS 84--19958          33  33  3  217  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               28  27  0  202  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               38  39  3  201  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 POE 97-5615                 42  35  5  204  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764          27  37  4  200  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          29  41  4   94  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE