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Date   : 11/15/2017    Duedate: 11/28/2017

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DM 101    TURN 725

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984   93   66   2 58.5      MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1981
  2 GARBAGE PAI 42/1852  309  230   2 57.3      DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
  3 PICTURE THI 56/1943  193  146   0 56.9      MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
  4 CORVUS 3/1986       1812 1425  13 56.0      ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786
    DRACO 56/1858                             8 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    191  159   2 54.6
    AQUILA 62/1908                              BASH BROS PARK 47/1867
    PICTOR 26/1938                              BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             NEXT GENERATION 18/1896
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                          9 FIST 26/1889        3617 3548  41 50.5
    DELPHINUS 29/1973                           QUEEN 9/1629
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         JAY-Z 10/1709
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        TRIBE 24/1648
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        N.W.A. 84/1945
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       REVIEW 84/1958
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      RUN DMC 1/1626
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      VANITY 84/1855
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      BALLERS 84/1957
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      SIC 'EM 84/1905
  5 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     824  679   3 54.8      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           AL BUMS V 84/1932
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     CRITICALS 75/1635
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     HURRICANE 84/1951
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    I WANT YOU 3/1699
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/1954                 HOWLIN MAD 47/1959
  6 EMPIRE 10/1851       348  288   2 54.7      SOME OLD B 84/1962
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            STILLMATIC 36/1652
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         WILD STYLE 84/1791
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                         XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978                        SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
  7 SCOTCH 71/1705      1485 1237  19 54.6      LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    AVID FANS 45/569                            MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    NL CENTRAL 72/1987                          THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    WS ARMS '05 71/1968                         A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1975                        BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1967                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940                     YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979
    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842                     MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                 13 T-3 98/1591          495  580   4 46.0
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                   SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970
 10 DEAD POETS 45/1990    87   86   3 50.3      U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827                       SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
 11 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697  425  455   8 48.3      WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
    DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985                   14 WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831  110  129   3 46.0
    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955                      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                   15 ORDER 14/1754        298  369   3 44.7
    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948                      ORDER 36/1780
    FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988                     SEINFELD 19/1741
    FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1961                     BAD BREAD 33/1041
    FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989                     OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964                     OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   REDNECK JIHAD 35/1983
 12 AMBER 21/1857        257  292   2 46.8   16 AVENGERS 31/1321     223  318   0 41.2
    BAD BEATS 47/1971                           LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695                         UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                      17 ARROGANCE 18/755     610 1008  11 37.7
    ONE MAN GANG 35/1718

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

Out of 124 fights, we had 12 challenges and a buttload of avoids.  Just one death...

REDICULOUS (84-41392) (32-24-1,190) of SIC 'EM fought LONG-NECKED LARRY (101-22) (0-0-
0,181).  REDICULOUS was killed by LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
battle.  Ouch.  Death by stand-in.

There were two TV challenges!

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (73-6043) (17-2-0,128) of CALENDAR GIRLS TV challenged CREAMED 
MALCORN (7-6394) (38-50-0,148) of SHEWISH PICNIC.   WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated 
CREAMED MALCORN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.

KENNY CHESNEY (73-5517) (19-5-1,87) of SUE'S BIG BOYS TV challenged MUSTAFA JENKINS 
(35-4623) (19-10-1,97) of REDNECK JIHAD.  KENNY CHESNEY overcame MUSTAFA JENKINS in a 
popular 1 minute Challenge match.

HAIRY MONSTER (50-3436) (24-15-0,196) of OPEN SESAME challenged STONE GOSSARD (4-6874) 
(40-26-1,191) of PEARL JAM.  HAIRY MONSTER was vanquished by STONE GOSSARD in a 1 
minute Challenge brawl.

HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (57-59-1,206) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged DARQUE PREACHER (98-
4105) (32-32-5,225) of ARCANE MASH UP 14.  HOCKEY DUCK was narrowly defeated by DARQUE 
PREACHER in an 18 minute Challenge match.  Was that our longest fight?  Anyway, Darque 
Preacher is the top TP.  Cool.

THE HITMAN (30-4550) (24-10-0,203) of WRESTLMANIACS challenged RARE BREED (28-5350) 
(57-31-0,214) of BIG SHOTS.  THE HITMAN slimly lost to RARE BREED in a popular 4 
minute Challenge duel.

CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (25-20-2,168) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged MEGABO  LOX (47-
4312) (37-38-1,172) of WEIRD ALCHEMY.  CHICKEN A LA KING was devastated by MEGABOLOX 
in a 1 minute Challenge match.

LONDON BEEFEATER (72-6238) (30-12-2,116) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged TOCK .. TICK 
(60-512) (53-44-0,113) of UNNAMEABLES.  LONDON BEEFEATER was handily defeated by TOCK 
.. TICK in a 1 minute Challenge fight.

TICKET TAKER (45-2522) (7-1-1,61) of AVID FANS challenged JAROBI (24-5158) (32-52-
3,69) of TRIBE.  TICKET TAKER won victory over JAROBI in an action packed 2 minute 
Challenge duel.

A CHEERLEADER (45-1092) (16-10-1,59) of AVID FANS challenged MAMMA MIA (14-5144) (18-
7-2,58) of STREEP LEGAL.  A CHEERLEADER viciously subdued MAMMA MIA in an action 
packed 3 minute Challenge fight.

SNUFFY (50-3865) (16-5-1,54) of OPEN SESAME challenged THIRD STONE (22-7244) (22-27-
0,54) of ARE YOU ?.  SNUFFY was overpowered by THIRD STONE in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge fight.

BERT & ERNIE (50-3648) (16-21-1,63) of OPEN SESAME challenged CURDLE (96-5748) (13-17-
3,68) of BLOOD GANG 117F.  BERT & ERNIE was overpowered by CURDLE in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight.

POP KHAN (73-5757) (12-3-1,40) of MONGOL HORDE challenged XIAHOU DUN (72-8784) (16-26-
0,62) of DYNASTY WARRIORS.  POP KHAN demolished XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge competition.

TELLUS (82-56650) (26-10-2,244) of ROMAN DIVINITY fought TENTH WATCH (18-10705) (32-
11-0,213) of SEA DOGS.  TELLUS was viciously subdued by TENTH WATCH in a 2 minute 
brutal Title battle.  So Tenth Watch is our top Parry-Riposte.  And we can assume that 
he will write a column for us next turn.  Sure he will.

Okay, now the rest of the stylemasters.

Ignorance is top Lunger.  COLTRANE (12-7034) (53-63-0,235) of BLUE NOTE fought 
IGNORANCE (14-4977) (55-34-2,281) of MENTOR BLISS.  COLTRANE was viciously subdued by 
IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.

PRINTS OF WHALES (56-4289) (27-4-1,256) of PICTURE THIS fought COREA (12-7086) (49-57-
0,222) of BLUE NOTE.  PRINTS OF WHALES devastated COREA in a popular 2 minute brutal 
mismatched brawl.  Prints is our top Wall of Steel.

The top Aimed Blow is Gamma Cephei.  GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (48-35-0,241) of CEPHEUS 
fought RUBIN CARTER (84-33714) (31-18-1,185) of HURRICANE.  GAMMA CEPHEI bested RUBIN 
CARTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.

DEF JAM SHIRT (84-30911) (48-21-3,224) of WILD STYLE fought RICE & BEANS (47-8667) 
(30-11-1,182) of EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE.  DEF JAM SHIRT handily defeated RICE & BEANS in 
a 1 minute uneven duel.  Mr. Shirt is top Striker.

The top Parry-Strike is Innard Skinard.  INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (61-56-4,210) of T-3 
fought THE HAMILTONS (41-4653) (65-42-0,174) of LAZY SUNDAY.  INNARD SKINARD viciously 
subdued THE HAMILTONS in an exciting 15 minute gory match.

Stink Face is our top Slasher.  SNAKE BITE (56-4343) (46-48-1,186) of SERPENTS' HOLD 
fought STINK FACE (47-8688) (19-2-2,207) of HOWLIN MAD.  SNAKE BITE was savagely 
defeated by STINK FACE in a 1 minute competition.

The top Basher is Erik.  ERIK (56-3399) (87-103-1,205) of MEN OF STEEL fought AYLIAN 
(101-23) (0-0-0,181).  ERIK vanquished AYLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.

Usurper is top Parry-Lunge.  DARWIN (10-6236) (56-56-0,201) of THE MENTORS fought 
USURPER (46-4447) (38-22-1,199) of DUNGEON CELL.  DARWIN was savagely defeated by 
USURPER in an action packed 3 minute gory fight.

Our overall popularity leader is still Job.  COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) (76-62-0,181) of 
RUN DMC fought JOB (18-6129) (69-184-0,199) of SHEPHERDS.  COLOSSEUM HALLS viciously 
subdued JOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.

Most popular guy this turn is Jurine Casserole.  JURINE CASSEROLE (42-4844) (20-19-
1,157) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought ELMORE JAMES (6-6782) (59-65-0,175) of BLACK AND 
BLUES.  JURINE CASSEROLE savagely defeated ELMORE JAMES in a popular 8 minute gruesome 
fight.

And the booby prize goes to Delta Corvi.  In our next-to-last fight, HELLHOUND (6-
7152) (23-23-0,86) of BLACK AND BLUES fought DELTA CORVI (3-7763) (16-20-0,43) of 
CORVUS.  HELLHOUND vanquished DELTA CORVI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

Avid Fans avoided Xcom Alpha.  Nice.

And that's it!  Bye now.

Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         33  11  0  227  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IGNORANCE 14-4977            56  34  2  289  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289     28   4  1  269  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         49  35  0  252  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 COWBOYS 97-5301              40  31  4  245  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       49  21  3  240  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 TAMBA 97-6138                32  22  4  235  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357           44  45  0  233  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642            34  23  3  232  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 DOUBLE E 84-32927            39  34  0  231  A LOT TO LAUGH (1854)      BLACKSTONE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      33  32  5  230  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 RARE BREED 28-5350           58  31  0  229  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         92  68  0  227  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       62  56  4  223  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 MILES 12-7265                34   8  0  223  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SPIRALS 75-3613              62  18  1  220  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 RUTH 18-10121               103  64  0  212  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 SLINKY 25-3080               54  41  0  212  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 PRO 4 85-7401                30  28  0  212  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 NUCKY 10-6433                33  32  0  211  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 STINK FACE 47-8688           20   2  2  211  HOWLIN MAD (1959)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERIK 56-3399                 88 103  1  210  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         41  26  1  210  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506          59  29  1  208  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 USURPER 46-4447              39  22  1  208  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         30  19  1  208  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           32  25  1  206  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         28  18  3  205  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           24  11  0  205  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            40  29  0  204  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        37  40  2  204  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          87  57  0  203  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
-TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053       25  21  1  203  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          60  71  2  202  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        54  38  1  202  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 GORDONS 28-5337              42  29  0  202  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 SOGGY 96-4997                39  41  3  202  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 TELLUS 82-56650              26  11  2  202  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       69  42  0  201  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 COLTRANE 12-7034             53  64  0  201  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 THE GNOME 84-26786           49  25  0  201  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        46  47  0  201  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      37  36  1  201  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 GUILTY UNDERTAKER 3-7344     27  17  0  201  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          78  81  0  200  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 REASONABLE DOUBT 84-23390    37  23  0  200  AL BUMS V (1932)           BLACKSTONE
 DRES 18-10562                36  22  1  200  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107      29  20  0  200  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1961)     BLACKSTONE
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       77  62  0  198  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    63  37  0  198  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           57  60  1  198  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 DARWIN 10-6236               56  57  0  198  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          54  39  1  198  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           43  30  3  198  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SHARP TIE 84-38182           40  39  0  198  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 FEZZIK 45-814                36  29  1  198  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
-HOT MESS 84-45578            33  34  3  198  VANITY (1855)              BLACKSTONE
 WATSON 9-5695                31  22  0  198  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         69  54  1  197  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 COREA 12-7086                49  58  0  197  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       42  26  2  197  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 MERLIN 52-4401               31  19  0  196  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 VIBRANT THING 24-5114        57  40  3  194  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     34  23  1  194  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             29  31  0  194  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           28  39  4  194  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          33  31  1  193  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
-GAZZA 12-3538                25   5  2  193  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        34  30  0  192  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 SOLO 40-4614                 36  27  0  191  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      76  59  0  190  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JOB 18-6129                  69 185  0  190  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      57  48 12  190  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           46  49  1  190  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        37  29  0  190  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914       31  16  0  190  CHIMES OF FREEDOM (1891)   BLACKSTONE
 ICE WIND 47-7758             60  38  2  189  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 MC REN 84-27222              40  25  0  189  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          37  32  4  188  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        31  19  1  188  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 LONE WOLF 31-162             58  89  1  187  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 POE 97-5615                  42  38  5  187  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        24  16  0  187  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
-DON KING 47-5374             66  55  3  186  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MARY MARY 1-8872             63  75  1  186  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 Q-TIP 24-5090                41  29  0  186  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DIAZ 14-5026                 37  42  1  186  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 DERAILED 72-6912             28  21  1  186  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 THE QUESTION 10-5557         28  19  0  186  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 FUERDAI 1-9286               30  24  2  185  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            38  38  1  184  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 CHUCKY 22-7121               35  27  1  184  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 RICE & BEANS 47-8667         30  12  1  184  EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1954) NORTH FORK
 REBUILD 36-7697              50  48  0  183  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         25  15  0  183  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 DOBBIE 84-30850              64  70  2  181  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        56  86  1  181  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        65  43  0  180  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          32  25  1  180  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    30  25  6  180  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     58  55  0  179  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         41  26  2  178  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 AIR RAID 84-32877            37  32  0  178  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 SEVERIN 84-20723             28  18  2  178  WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (1921)  BLACKSTONE
 DOLGAN 56-751                56 122  5  177  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 COSMO 19-4498                48  50  1  177  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 DON QUIXOTE 47-8393          26  14  0  177  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       25   6  0  177  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 KERN 36-7601                 38  34  1  175  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       55  79  0  174  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 GUTTERSNIPE 5-5536           36  24  1  174  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            34  16  3  174  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     21  19  1  174  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          61  52  3  173  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       24  11  0  172  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          52  37  0  169  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         28  20  0  168  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 JEX 14-4848                  41  44  0  167  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         71  30  3  166  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   27  20  1  166  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          59  66  0  165  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        25  16  1  165  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         34  40  1  164  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     44  17  0  162  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    25  21  2  159  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       62  45  1  158  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 GWAR 2-6074                  30  44  1  158  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           36  41  1  157  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         62  28  2  156  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 PICAROON 28-5202             36  18  1  155  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
-DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     25  10  0  152  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           28  34  7  151  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           22   9  1  151  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059       16   5  0  151  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAPABLANCA 46-3105           37  37  0  150  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      28   9  1  150  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
-FAT LIP 52-3791              26  35  1  150  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043     18   2  0  149  CALENDAR GIRLS (1967)      ERINIKA
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        22  13  1  148  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   19  13  2  144  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         33  14  0  143  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 BARRELS 75-3683              34  20  1  140  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            33  29  2  140  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             29  30  0  136  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 RYO 31-6470                  34  44  1  135  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          54  44  0  134  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       31  20  1  134  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           13   4  0  134  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 SPURT 96-5750                18  13  4  133  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       38  51  0  132  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       21   6  1  129  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 CORWIN 21-8086               33  28  1  127  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
-CRAPULODON 47-4305           27  34  0  127  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 CHATMON 6-6992               40  40  3  124  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-PEKING DUCK 39-3632          35  16  0  121  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NAZARETH 59-2503             35  17  0  121  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 31  16  1  120  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         26  50  1  115  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 BLOCK 26-5168                27  26  1  108  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     30  13  2  107  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 SWEET MUSIC 22-7107          21   5  4  106  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         38  31  0  104  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         30  24  0  104  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           31  42  4  102  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517        20   5  1  100  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1981)      ERINIKA
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           39  36  1   99  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       45  57  1   98  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 R-1 18-9490                  34  19  1   98  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       26  33  0   98  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 ONE TIME! 47-8396            25  13  0   98  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
-KHAN D. DATE 73-5756         29   9  0   96  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 24  10  2   96  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 KID KOALA 4-5694             22  31  1   95  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 BEER KHAN 73-5755            25   6  2   94  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 HIGHER GROUND 84-26799       23   4  0   94  MOTHER'S MILK (1946)       BLACKSTONE
 ANOMALY 82-771               19  22  1   92  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 MUSTAFA JENKINS 35-4623      19  11  1   91  REDNECK JIHAD (1983)       MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414       19  11  0   89  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             24  23  0   88  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 LUNITARI 82-57001            18   7  0   87  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             31  24  0   84  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 FAITH 47-8944                31  49  1   83  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       28  21  1   83  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 CRYINARA 2-6131              32  38  1   81  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837          32  12  0   80  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           32  24  0   79  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      19   9  2   79  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          23  36  0   77  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 CURDLE 96-5748               14  17  3   77  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 JONAS 25-5938                26  28  1   76  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     22   8  2   76  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 SANTA MARIA 16-6451          17   5  1   75  MENTOR-SHIPS (1978)        WILLAF
 NIGHTMARE GARCIA 40-4610     38  22  0   73  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        17  10  1   73  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       19  11  0   72  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           23   8  2   71  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          23  27  0   71  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 ADDICTION 84-48891           19  12  0   71  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522          8   1  1   71  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          51  62  1   70  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          28  46  1   70  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 HOFFA 18-8478                59 196  1   68  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            31  26  7   68  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            29  26  0   68  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 NECROWRETCH 73-6540          15   7  0   68  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988)     ERINIKA
 POT SHOT 78-3230             20  16  0   67  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 KIM KAR TRASHY N 42-4982     19   3  1   67  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (1852)RODEKI
 HOFFA 18-9369                55 175  0   66  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         26  32  3   66  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             21  16  1   66  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 JAROBI 24-5158               32  53  3   65  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 FRANKIE 13-5579              23  49  0   65  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
-MISFORTUNE COOKIE 81-2783    19   8  0   65  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 ROBERT FROST 45-5021         16   6  2   65  DEAD POETS (1990)          STORMCROWE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             27  39  0   63  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 POP KHAN 73-5757             13   3  1   61  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 ISHIBO 31-6441               28  51  2   60  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 CRUSHING AXE 40-4694         27  22  1   60  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 JOMMY 56-4539                25  51  1   58  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            30  48  0   56  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    20  11  0   56  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            18   8  2   56  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         16  22  1   54  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           22  19  0   53  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             24  41  2   52  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 CANCHA 60-9147               23  21  1   51  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          16  10  0   49  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            45  68  1   47  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 PART POWER 13-5627           38  75  0   46  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       16  39  0   46  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22  11  2   45  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SNUFFY 50-3865               16   6  1   44  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 AYI'IG 73-6302               16  10  1   44  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           16  27  0   44  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           16  21  0   44  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         26  37  5   42  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 STEADY DECLINE 84-47675      12   7  1   41  FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989)     BLACKSTONE
 BEDTIME 84-49248             19  87  0   40  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
-CHAKA KHAN 73-5760           15   6  1   40  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431         9  11  3   32  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          24  27  3   19  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        19  39  0   17  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
REDICULOUS 84-41392       32  25  1 SIC 'EM 1905           LONG-NECKED LARRY         725

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS devastated CREAMED MALCORN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KENNY CHESNEY overcame MUSTAFA JENKINS in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
HAIRY MONSTER was vanquished by STONE GOSSARD in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
HOCKEY DUCK was narrowly defeated by DARQUE PREACHER in a 18 minute Challenge match.
THE HITMAN slimly lost to RARE BREED in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
CHICKEN A LA KING was devastated by MEGABOLOX in a 1 minute Challenge match.
LONDON BEEFEATER was handily defeated by TOCK .. TICK in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TICKET TAKER won victory over JAROBI in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
A CHEERLEADER viciously subdued MAMMA MIA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
SNUFFY was overpowered by THIRD STONE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BERT & ERNIE was overpowered by CURDLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
POP KHAN demolished XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
TELLUS was viciously subdued by TENTH WATCH in a 2 minute brutal Title battle.
GAMMA CEPHEI bested RUBIN CARTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
SNOWBALL V overcame WHOOPIE DOO in a action packed 1 minute fight.
TOMBSTONE overpowered LONE WOLF in a action packed 2 minute brutal uneven struggle.
PRINTS OF WHALES devastated COREA in a popular 2 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
REBUILD was demolished by EXECUTIONER in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
COLTRANE was viciously subdued by IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
DOBBIE was overpowered by BAD BORSCHT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEF JAM SHIRT handily defeated RICE & BEANS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MAJESTIC BELL was devastated by BATTLING BOB in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DOUBLE E defeated MERLIN in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
VIBRANT THING slimly lost to PRO 4 in a popular 2 minute fight.
BABY BACK RIBS was demolished by MILES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
SHARP TIE was overcome by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a action packed 5 minute bout.
SAINT ANNIE was narrowly defeated by RUTH in a action packed 5 minute competition.
COLONEL WIZEN was beaten by CRACKED BELL in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
COWBOYS viciously subdued CHAIN OF FOOLS in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
TAMBA overpowered SECOND MATE in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
TICK ... TOCK overcame AYLIAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
COLOSSEUM HALLS viciously subdued JOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
TEDDY RUXPIN savagely defeated KERN in a exciting 4 minute gruesome struggle.
NUCKY overpowered THE QUESTION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
IOTA DRACONIS was viciously subdued by RUBBER BULLET in a 5 minute match.
ZENSU LASAGNA was overpowered by MAIN EVENT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SNAKE BITE was savagely defeated by STINK FACE in a 1 minute competition.
KRILL SOUP was defeated by GORDONS in a action packed 2 minute battle.
EARLY ONE MORNING was viciously subdued by BATTLING BOB in a 9 minute struggle.
THE TAKEOVER vanquished CHUCKY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MARY MARY was overpowered by PRIVATEER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
INNARD SKINARD viciously subdued THE HAMILTONS in a exciting 15 minute gory match.
DARWIN was savagely defeated by USURPER in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
POE was savagely defeated by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a popular 4 minute bloody fray.
ERIK vanquished AYLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DRES handily defeated ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EIGHTH-RATE was demolished by KURT COBAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOLGAN was handily defeated by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a 3 minute mismatched contest.
REDICULOUS was killed by LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
50 STAR GENERAL overpowered SHARON SHEW in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
JACK B. NIMBLE was viciously subdued by SLINKY in a popular 5 minute gruesome bout.
FUERDAI was bested by WATSON in a popular 1 minute fight.
Q-TIP was devastated by BATTLING BOB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CANNED SAVRADESE beat COSMO in a 1 minute fight.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was vanquished by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DERAILED was viciously subdued by JOE WILLIAMS in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory bout.
ICE WIND beat HORRIFYING ATTACK in a 1 minute brawl.
GUILTY UNDERTAKER demolished ROBERT GERMAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE GNOME beat T.G.I. FLOYD'S in a 2 minute fight.
REASONABLE DOUBT savagely defeated JEX in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
PEEKING DUCK was beaten by NEVERMORE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome battle.
ROBERT JOHNSON savagely defeated DON QUIXOTE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
SAVAGE BEATING was vanquished by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SKILLET LIBEL was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
GUTTERSNIPE was overpowered by SOGGY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SPIRALS unbelievably bested YODA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal match.
SOLO subdued GWAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
JURINE CASSEROLE savagely defeated ELMORE JAMES in a popular 8 minute gruesome fight.
FEZZIK viciously subdued JANIS JOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
BLACKGUARD demolished BUSTED KNUCKLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FREE CHEESE!! was savagely defeated by ILL SUBLIMINAL in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
SUICIDE KING was handily defeated by DIAZ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
SEVERIN slimly lost to MC REN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
PICAROON was luckily beaten by WILLIE BROWN in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was savagely defeated by HUNGRY HAROLD in a 3 minute match.
AIR RAID bested SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 5 minute bout.
DIFFERENT RULER overpowered THEATRE BUM in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BICYCLE RACE overcame CHAZZ in a action packed 2 minute match.
GAMMA DELPHINI savagely defeated THE PROFESSOR in a exciting 3 minute competition.
NAZARETH was subdued by XI AQUILAE in a popular 1 minute bout.
MUTANT BLOWBY was overpowered by CORWIN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
YONDER ORPHAN overpowered RUY LOPEZ in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
ZETA AQUILAE vanquished SWEET MUSIC in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHATMON was savagely defeated by PERPETUAL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome duel.
RYO was luckily beaten by BARRELS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory duel.
FOREIGN SHORE was overpowered by ROSA MEXICANA in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
RIGHTEOUS savagely defeated R-1 in a action packed 4 minute gruesome brawl.
BUGG-SHASH won victory over SPURT in a 1 minute competition.
EVISSIRATOR demolished METAL BRACE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BEA HEADER vanquished BASHER FORCE in a popular 1 minute uneven fray.
BLOCK viciously subdued DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a exciting 5 minute brutal competition.
DELTA PICTORIS devastated FRANKIE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
CELL BLOCK A unbelievably bested TEN GALLON HAT in a popular 2 minute conflict.
BETTERMAN was savagely defeated by ONE TIME! in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
KID KOALA viciously subdued HOFFA in a action packed 4 minute bloody match.
HIGHER GROUND vanquished MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PINK SHIRT savagely defeated SEYMORE GUTTS in a popular 3 minute one-sided duel.
ISHIBO was luckily beaten by HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute contest.
LUNITARI bested JONAS in a action packed 2 minute duel.
CHAINSAW JUGGLER handily defeated RIOT FIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SHO'NUFF was overpowered by NAAN COMBATANT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE FADED LINE overpowered PART POWER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven fight.
BRUTALIX was bested by I MOTHER EARTH in a exciting 1 minute fight.
CANDYMAN was handily defeated by BEER KHAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ANOMALY overpowered CANCHA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
BUSY BEE was viciously subdued by FAITH in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
STEADY DECLINE was demolished by CRYINARA in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
MIRROR'S GAZE was bested by CLEAN HANDS in a exciting 4 minute match.
ADDICTION devastated LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BEDTIME was vanquished by BREAK OF DAY in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
TRAIN RAIL was overpowered by CHURCH OF RISING SUN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POT SHOT demolished AYI'IG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OVERSTAND was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY CLOTHES was handily defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SANTA MARIA savagely defeated CRUSHING AXE in a action packed 1 minute gory bout.
BURDEN TOFU was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WEST WOOD was vanquished by NECROWRETCH in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
NIGHTMARE GARCIA handily defeated HERMY in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
POWER PUNCH was beaten by DUSTIN HERMANSON in a action packed 1 minute bloody fight.
KIM KAR TRASHY N was unbelievably bested by BONESCRAPER in a 6 minute competition.
ROBERT FROST bested ST. RIKER in a 2 minute bout.
8 AM CLASS defeated SEDAN OF BAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
HELLHOUND vanquished DELTA CORVI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOMMY was devastated by HERMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      52         SLASHING ATTACK   64 -  33 -  1      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  39         PARRY-RIPOSTE     43 -  28 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     32         LUNGING ATTACK   169 - 145 -  2      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         TOTAL PARRY      162 - 139 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  22         AIMED BLOW       252 - 250 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  29 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       38 -  40 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         STRIKING ATTACK  115 - 143 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         WALL OF STEEL     78 - 105 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    85 - 131 -  0      39  |

Turn 725 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  2     AIMED BLOW        22 - 30         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       20 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     8 - 14         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    23 - 16     WALL OF STEEL      7 - 13         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 20         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TENTH WATCH 18-10705       33  11  0  227 SEA DOGS (426)
LUNGING ATTACK   IGNORANCE 14-4977          56  34  2  289 MENTOR BLISS (1862)
WALL OF STEEL    PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289   28   4  1  269 PICTURE THIS (1943)
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877       49  35  0  252 CEPHEUS (1820)
STRIKING ATTACK  DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911     49  21  3  240 WILD STYLE (1791)
TOTAL PARRY      DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105    33  32  5  230 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)
PARRY-STRIKE     INNARD SKINARD 98-3573     62  56  4  223 T-3 (1591)
SLASHING ATTACK  STINK FACE 47-8688         20   2  2  211 HOWLIN MAD (1959)
BASHING ATTACK   ERIK 56-3399               88 103  1  210 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
PARRY-LUNGE      USURPER 46-4447            39  22  1  208 DUNGEON CELL (1840)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844.  The ten other most popular fighters were KIM KAR TRASHY N 
42-4982, SEVERIN 84-20723, YODA 10-6690, SAINT ANNIE 84--24140, RUBBER BULLET 
54-2503, THE HITMAN 30-4550, ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627, CHATMON 6-6992, PICAROON 
28-5202, and GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059.

The least popular fighter this week was DELTA CORVI 3-7763.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BURDEN TOFU 38-5293, DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674, SHO'NUFF 25-5896, 
RIOT FIGHT 84--16306, HOFFA 18-9369, SPURT 96-5750, NAZARETH 59-2503, BUSTED KNUCKLE 
26-5228, EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661, and MARY MARY 1-8872.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  4 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  3 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  1 0  MORYA(28)            4  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  4 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  5 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  4 0  ERINIKA(73)          6  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  4 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  4 0  ZENSU(40)            3  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      12 14 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       4  0 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  5 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  4 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  5 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078       46  47  0  201  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 30  44  1  158  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 CRACKED BELL 3-7506         59  29  1  208  I WANT YOU (1699)          OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        41  26  1  210  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505          32  25  1  206  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         78  81  0  200  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     57  48 12  190  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WATSON 9-5695               31  22  0  198  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 NUCKY 10-6433               33  32  0  211  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        69  54  1  197  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 MILES 12-7265               34   8  0  223  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         51  62  1   70  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 IGNORANCE 14-4977           56  34  2  289  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   63  37  0  198  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      25   6  0  177  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705        33  11  0  227  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               48  50  1  177  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CORWIN 21-8086              33  28  1  127  AMBER (1857)               SUNSET
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127         54  39  1  198  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      42  26  2  197  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 SLINKY 25-3080              54  41  0  212  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      21   6  1  129  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 RARE BREED 28-5350          58  31  0  229  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 GAMMA DELPHINI 29-6059      16   5  0  151  DELPHINUS (1973)           LAPUR
 THE HITMAN 30-4550          24  11  0  205  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            58  89  1  187  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     76  59  0  190  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      55  79  0  174  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845          43  30  3  198  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       37  29  0  190  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          57  60  1  198  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 TOMBSTONE 40-4642           34  23  3  232  XCOM ALPHA (1846)          ZENSU
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       65  43  0  180  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    21  19  1  174  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               36  29  1  198  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 USURPER 46-4447             39  22  1  208  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 STINK FACE 47-8688          20   2  2  211  HOWLIN MAD (1959)          NORTH FORK
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436       24  16  0  187  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 MERLIN 52-4401              31  19  0  196  COURTS OF CHAOS (1915)     FRATSFA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       54  38  1  202  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 PRINTS OF WHALES 56-4289    28   4  1  269  PICTURE THIS (1943)        ROCANIS
 NAZARETH 59-2503            35  17  0  121  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        92  68  0  227  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        49  35  0  252  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          36  41  1  157  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133    22   8  2   76  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 DERAILED 72-6912            28  21  1  186  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          22   9  1  151  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 SNOWBALL V 74-4357          44  45  0  233  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 SPIRALS 75-3613             62  18  1  220  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          23   8  2   71  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894         60  71  2  202  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TELLUS 82--8886             26  11  2  202  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911      49  21  3  240  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               30  28  0  212  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SOGGY 96-4997               39  41  3  202  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 COWBOYS 97-5301             40  31  4  245  DEAD MAN'S HAND (1749)     SHADOW GROVE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105     33  32  5  230  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          31  42  4  102  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE