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Date   : 12/13/2017    Duedate: 12/26/2017

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 727

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984   93   67   2 58.1      THE MENTORS 10/1860
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
  2 ORCS VI 24/1994      315  244   2 56.4      MENTOR BLISS 14/1862
    WRATHMEN 30/727                             MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978
    WRATHMEN! 41/1916                           THE MENTORS 12 7/1993
    WRATHMEN XVI 71/1996                        FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 63/1995                   MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II 42/1852                THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
  3 CORVUS 3/1986       1839 1445  13 56.0    7 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    198  166   3 54.4
    DRACO 56/1858                               BASH BROS PARK 47/1867
    AQUILA 62/1908                              BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902
    PICTOR 26/1938                              NEXT GENERATION 18/1896
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                          8 FIST 26/1889        3701 3626  42 50.5
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            QUEEN 9/1629
    ANDROMEDA 99/1998                           JAY-Z 10/1709
    DELPHINUS 29/1973                           TRIBE 24/1648
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         N.W.A. 84/1945
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        REVIEW 84/1958
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        RUN DMC 1/1626
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       VANITY 84/1855
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      BALLERS 84/1957
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      SIC 'EM 84/1905
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      AL BUMS V 84/1932
    SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
  4 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     836  685   3 55.0      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        CRITICALS 75/1635
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      HURRICANE 84/1951
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      I WANT YOU 3/1699
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    HOWLIN MAD 47/1959
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   SOME OLD B 84/1962
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 STILLMATIC 36/1652
    EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 47/1954                 WILD STYLE 84/1791
  5-AVID FANS 45/569    1485 1237  19 54.6      XCOM ALPHA 40/1846
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    WS ARMS '05 71/1968                         SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1975                        THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1967                      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1981                      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     MOTHER'S MILK 84/1946
  6 EMPIRE 10/1851       360  302   2 54.4      STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    WHY 2? 99/1974                              TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            A LOT TO LAUGH 84/1854

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684                      CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897
    HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646                   11 AMBER 21/1857        265  299   2 47.0
    ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745                     BAD BEATS 47/1971
    BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940                     WE GOT GAME 46/1695
    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842                     YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/1891                   COURTS OF CHAOS 52/1915
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  DEAD MAN'S HAND 97/1749
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668              12 T-3 98/1591          504  586   4 46.2
  9 DEAD POETS 45/1990    88   90   3 49.4      HAS-BEENS 82/1999
    SHANGHAIED 81/1939                          SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827                       SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970
 10 D.R.I. 21/1471       449  487   8 48.0      U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904
    IN SHINOLA 82/1833                          SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         WAY OF THE BLADE 2 84/1921
    HARVEST DAY 82/1997                      13 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708  112  132   3 45.9
    MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697                         WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831
    MY CARTOONS 72/1850                         WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    WHO DA MAN? 73/1992                      14 ORDER 14/1754        305  377   3 44.7
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                        ORDER 36/1780
    DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985                      SEINFELD 19/1741
    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955                      BAD BREAD 33/1041
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948                      OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988                     STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1961                     REDNECK JIHAD 35/1983
    FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989                  15 AVENGERS 31/1321     230  323   0 41.6
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964                     LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730                     UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872                  16 ARROGANCE 18/755     611 1011  11 37.7
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

We had 112 fights in the arena today, two deaths, one TV challenge, 11 other 
challenges, and no avoids.  You should avoid.  But other than that, it was a pretty 
great show.

QUEEN OF PENTACLES (28-5294) (38-26-0,194) of PANDORA'S CARDS TV challenged AIR RAID 
(84-32877) (38-32-0,195) of I SHALL BE FREE.  QUEEN OF PENTACLES bested AIR RAID in a 
crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.  So Queenie is our TV.  Nice job there.

FIGHTING ILLINI (82-41796) (54-48-1,204) of BIG TEN 3 challenged WATSON (9-5695) (32-
22-0,204) of SERPENTS HOLD 3.  FIGHTING ILLINI vanquished WATSON in an exciting 1 
minute uneven Challenge battle.  Is Big Ten 3 a new team here?  Good to see you.

BUGG-SHASH (73-6313) (23-9-1,158) of GREAT OLD ONES challenged ZETA AQUILAE (62-4867) 
(34-14-0,162) of AQUILA.  BUGG-SHASH was overpowered by ZETA AQUILAE in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge duel.  I think the Great Old Ones are new, too?  Hi.

FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE (82-56620) (32-49-0,120) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS challenged CHAZZ (2-
6132) (31-17-1,124) of MENTOR DEMENTOR.  FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was devastated by CHAZZ in 
a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  I don't know if Carnival of Chaos is new.  I 
don't pay that much attention.  But if you are, welcome to Home Guard.  No need to 
dress up, we're pretty relaxed here.

LUNITARI (82-57001) (19-7-0,100) of MOONS OF KRYNN challenged R-1 (18-9490) (35-19-
1,104) of NEXT GENERATION.  LUNITARI was devastated by R-1 in a 1 minute uneven 
Challenge brawl.  Everyone looks new to me.  Maybe I had a brain fart.

STEADY DECLINE (84-47675) (13-7-1,46) of FEAR FACTORY 19 challenged BURDEN TOFU (38-
5293) (16-11-0,52) of TMM KNOCKOFFS.  STEADY DECLINE overpowered BURDEN TOFU in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge struggle.

BONESCRAPER (50-3837) (33-12-0,87) of MESOPOTAMIA challenged JONAS (25-5938) (27-28-
1,87) of SAY MY NAME.  BONESCRAPER was handily defeated by JONAS in a 4 minute uneven 
Challenge fight.

NECROWRETCH (73-6540) (16-7-0,72) of FEAR FACTORY 15 challenged CANDYMAN (22-7177) 
(28-39-0,72) of THE MENTORS GORE.  NECROWRETCH won victory over CANDYMAN in a 2 minute 
Challenge duel.

THE FADED LINE (82-56673) (19-10-2,63) of DRAWN TOGETHER challenged KID KOALA (4-5694) 
(22-32-1,68) of COLLEGE RADIO #4.  THE FADED LINE was vanquished by KID KOALA in a 2 
minute one-sided Challenge duel.

T-4 STRAIN (73-6567) (24-26-2,77) of WHO DA MAN? challenged FRANKIE (13-5579) (24-49-
0,77) of SERPENTS HOLD 929.  T-4 STRAIN was viciously subdued by FRANKIE in a popular 
2 minute gory Challenge duel.

AYI'IG (73-6302) (17-10-1,60) of GREAT OLD ONES challenged NORI (30-5503) (18-4-0,60) 
of WRATHMEN.  AYI'IG overpowered NORI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.

CHAINSAW JUGGLER (82-56761) (21-11-0,86) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS challenged BETTERMAN (4-
7037) (32-24-0,86) of PEARL JAM.  CHAINSAW JUGGLER was defeated by BETTERMAN in a 2 
minute Challenge match.

The Title fight:

RARE BREED (28-5350) (59-31-0,248) of BIG SHOTS fought DARQUE PREACHER (98-4105) (34-
32-5,245) of ARCANE MASH UP 14.  RARE BREED savagely defeated DARQUE PREACHER in a 28 
minute Title competition.  So, Rare Breed is still our Tower Guardian, still the top 
TP, still not challenging or writing a column.  Psh!

Two deaths:

DERAILED (72-6912) (28-22-1,191) of BASH BROS TRAIN fought FREE CHEESE!! (35-4279) 
(23-13-1,175) of HAPPY FUN TIME.  DERAILED narrowly killed FREE CHEESE!! in an 
exciting 5 minute bloody brawl.

ADDICTION (84-48891) (19-13-0,55) of REVIEW fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-0-0,30).  
ADDICTION was put to death by B&G BOUNCER in an action packed 1 minute contest.  
Bouncers aren't supposed to kill you.  Damnn.

The rest of the stylemasters:

Top Aimed Blow:  Gamma Cephei.  GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (50-35-0,269) of CEPHEUS fought 
JACK B. NIMBLE (1-9078) (47-47-0,208) of RUN DMC.  GAMMA CEPHEI savagely defeated JACK 
B. NIMBLE in an exciting 2 minute brutal match.

Top P-R:  Ruth.  Yeah lady.  RUTH (18-10121) (104-64-0,221) of SHEPHERDS fought RUBIN 
CARTER (84-33714) (32-19-1,205) of HURRICANE.  RUTH outlasted RUBIN CARTER in a crowd 
pleasing 9 minute bloody fight.  Nice one!

Top Lunger:  Silver Seas.  TENTH WATCH (18-10705) (33-12-0,205) of SEA DOGS fought 
SILVER SEAS (22-7127) (55-39-1,207) of ARE YOU ?.  TENTH WATCH was demolished by 
SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute uneven duel.

Top Basher:  Colonel Wizen.  COLONEL WIZEN (10-3255) (38-40-2,212) of EMPIRE fought 
ILL SUBLIMINAL (24-5084) (63-45-1,181) of TRIBE.  COLONEL WIZEN devastated ILL 
SUBLIMINAL in an action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.

Top Slasher:  Kurt Cobain.  KURT COBAIN (46-4253)v (88-57-0,214) of THE 27 CLUB fought 
POE (97-5615) (42-39-5,192) of CHIEFS 4.  KURT COBAIN overpowered POE in an action 
packed 2 minute brutal uneven struggle.

Top Parry-Strike:  Teddy Ruxpin.  TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (70-54-1,206) of LORDS OF 
CHAOS fought EIGHTH-RATE (18-10661) (25-16-0,191) of SEA DOGS.  TEDDY RUXPIN viciously 
subdued EIGHTH-RATE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gruesome bout.  Eighth-Rate is the 
top Parry-Lunge.  So, it was a pretty good fight.

Top Striker:  Def Jam Shirt.  DEF JAM SHIRT (84-30911) (49-22-3,198) of WILD STYLE 
fought KARATE KATE (42-4965) (28-8-1,190) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II.  DEF JAM SHIRT 
overpowered KARATE KATE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

Top Waste:  Second Mate.  THE TAKEOVER (10-6346) (30-20-1,188) of JAY-Z fought SECOND 
MATE (22-7157) (33-32-1,199) of SEA DOGS.  THE TAKEOVER slimly lost to SECOND MATE in 
a popular 3 minute fray.

As usual, the overall popularity leader is Job.  JOB (18-6129) (69-186-0,187) of 
SHEPHERDS fought 50 STAR GENERAL (84-41380) (34-24-1,185) of LAST THOUGHTS.  JOB 
bested 50 STAR GENERAL in an action packed 4 minute gory bout.  Job doesn't need to 
win to be popular, but we all like it when he does.

The crowd's favorite this turn is Keelan.  MC REN (84-27222) (40-26-0,175) of N.W.A. 
fought KEELAN (41-4667) (32-9-0,132) of WRATHMEN!.  MC REN slimly won victory over 
KEELAN in an exciting 12 minute brutal match.

Booby prize goes to the Hierophant.  JOE WILLIAMS (6-6583) (78-82-0,176) of BLACK AND 
BLUES fought THE HIEROPHANT (28-5298) (34-16-0,133) of PANDORA'S CARDS.  JOE WILLIAMS 
viciously subdued THE HIEROPHANT in a tiring 25 minute bloody fight.  It was pretty 
boring, all right.

So, that's all I've got.  I've been thinking... should we go on an adventure?  If you 
want to, let me know.

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

*If you want one or more of your fighters to go on an adventure, I'll need to know 
their name, description, personality, fighting style, weapons and armor (not what 
they'd use in the arena but what they'd take on a journey) and anything else to make 
them more colorful and interesting.*

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RARE BREED 28-5350           60  31  0  251  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         51  35  0  277  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 SPIRALS 75-3613              64  18  2  270  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 RUTH 18-10121               105  64  0  236  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 DERAILED 72-6912             29  22  2  230  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          56  39  1  229  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        39  40  2  229  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          89  57  0  227  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         43  26  1  227  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 MARY MARY 1-8872             65  75  1  224  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 DARWIN 10-6236               58  57  0  220  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     55  48  1  220  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       71  42  0  218  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         71  54  1  217  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       50  22  3  217  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       63  57  4  216  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 THE GNOME 84-26786           51  25  0  216  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 GORDONS 28-5337              44  29  0  215  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           44  31  3  214  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           33  26  1  214  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       79  62  0  213  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 JEX 14-4848                  43  44  0  213  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
-PRO 4 85-7401                30  28  0  212  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        32  20  1  208  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     60  55  0  207  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 LONE WOLF 31-162             59  90  1  207  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         35  41  1  207  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          34  32  1  207  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          61  66  0  206  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         49  67  2  206  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   39  26  0  206  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
-THE HITMAN 30-4550           24  11  0  205  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        54  38  1  202  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            35  17  3  202  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            41  30  0  201  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            39  39  1  201  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 DRES 18-10562                37  23  1  201  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         35  52  0  201  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        35  31  0  201  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 DIAZ 14-5026                 38  43  1  200  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          23  30  1  200  HARVEST DAY (1997)         DWES EG
 JOB 18-6129                  70 186  0  199  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        47  48  0  199  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 FEZZIK 45-814                37  30  1  199  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      34  33  5  199  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          34  25  1  199  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         93  69  0  198  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    64  38  0  198  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           57  60  1  198  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       43  27  2  196  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 FUERDAI 1-9286               31  25  2  195  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         25  17  0  195  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         33  13  0  194  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         29  19  3  194  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        27  16  1  194  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 POE 97-5615                  42  40  5  193  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 AIR RAID 84-32877            38  33  0  192  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 WATSON 9-5695                32  23  0  192  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 COREA 12-7086                50  59  0  191  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      77  60  0  190  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 REBUILD 36-7697              51  49  0  190  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      38  37  1  190  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         30  21  1  190  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           29  40  4  190  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      58  49 12  189  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 RAFERTY 41-4670              34  18  1  189  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 TAMBA 97-6138                33  23  4  189  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 KARATE KATE 42-4965          28   9  1  189  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (1852)RODEKI
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     46  17  0  188  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 ADEMA 61-3093                39  45  0  188  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
-BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          60  72  2  187  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           37  42  1  187  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        24  16  0  187  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAPABLANCA 46-3105           39  37  0  185  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        38  30  0  185  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          37  34  4  185  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         29  35  0  185  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       26  11  0  185  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       56  80  0  184  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     34  25  1  184  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 ICE WIND 47-7758             61  39  2  183  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     22  20  1  183  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 MC REN 84-27222              41  26  0  182  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997                40  42  3  182  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHUCKY 22-7121               36  28  1  181  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAO CAO 72-8791              39  45  1  180  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          46  68  2  179  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 SOLINARI 82-41826            30  46  2  179  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        23  14  1  179  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          79  82  0  178  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        66  44  0  178  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         35  14  0  178  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 DOBBIE 84-30850              65  71  2  177  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   28  21  1  177  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 ERIK 56-3399                 88 105  1  176  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       63  46  1  176  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          62  53  3  176  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           47  50  1  176  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 KERN 36-7601                 39  35  1  176  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             29  33  0  173  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SPURT 96-5750                19  14  4  172  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    31  26  6  171  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 39  49  0  170  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 COSMO 19-4498                48  52  1  169  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           29  35  7  169  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 PICAROON 28-5202             37  19  1  168  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        57  87  1  166  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          29  50  1  166  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       26   7  0  166  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 DOLGAN 56-751                57 123  5  163  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          52  39  0  160  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386       32  11  0  160  EL CAMINO:TRES (1953)      BLACKSTONE
 GWAR 2-6074                  30  46  1  159  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    25  21  2  159  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         63  29  2  156  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       22   7  1  155  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           23  10  1  154  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         71  32  3  151  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATMON 6-6992               42  40  3  149  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            34  30  2  149  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 CROAKED KAYE 63-3065         23  15  0  149  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1995)   AMEN-TEI
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           30  63  0  148  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         31  25  0  146  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          55  45  0  145  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 KEELAN 41-4667               32  10  0  145  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         41  28  2  144  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     31  42  0  137  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 RYO 31-6470                  34  46  1  136  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298       34  17  0  136  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             29  32  0  136  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 32  17  1  134  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 KHARONA 71-6836              24  10  1  131  WRATHMEN XVI (1996)        KYR'TERR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           14   5  0  131  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         39  32  0  129  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       39  52  0  129  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       32  21  1  129  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 BLOCK 26-5168                27  28  1  127  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           32  43  4  123  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         26  52  1  123  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       46  58  1  122  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
-NAZARETH 59-2503             35  17  0  121  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 R-1 18-9490                  36  19  1  119  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   32  50  0  115  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 BARRELS 75-3683              34  22  1  113  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SWEET MUSIC 22-7107          21   7  4  110  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     30  13  2  107  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         28  32  3  103  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JONAS 25-5938                28  28  1  100  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 ROCKO SOCKO 42-4967          27  11  3  100  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (1852)RODEKI
 ODACHI 31-6569               21  28  1  100  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SANTA MARIA 16-6451          19   5  1  100  MENTOR-SHIPS (1978)        WILLAF
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          30  46  1   99  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             25  24  0   98  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 GHAZAT 24-5290               15  11  0   98  ORCS VI (1994)             ZORPUNT
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             33  24  0   97  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 24  10  2   96  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 CRYINARA 2-6131              33  39  1   95  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           23  75  0   95  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 LUNITARI 82-57001            19   8  0   95  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 ONE TIME! 47-8396            26  14  0   94  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          25  36  0   90  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 CURDLE 96-5748               16  17  3   90  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          25  27  0   89  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           40  37  1   88  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 HOFFA 18-8478                60 197  1   87  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            20   8  2   86  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           18  21  0   86  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 FRANKIE 13-5579              25  49  0   85  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           24  19  0   85  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       28  21  1   83  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 KID KOALA 4-5694             23  32  1   83  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             22  17  1   83  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    21  12  0   83  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 ISHIBO 31-6441               30  51  2   82  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335       10  10  4   82  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       27  34  0   81  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414       20  12  0   81  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 NECROWRETCH 73-6540          17   7  0   78  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988)     ERINIKA
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837          33  13  0   77  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           24   9  2   77  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 AYI'IG 73-6302               18  10  1   77  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 ORI 30-5495                  17   9  0   77  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 FAITH 47-8944                31  51  1   76  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     22   8  2   76  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          52  63  1   75  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-I OF THE NEEDLE 71-3377      20  13  1   74  HAZAARDS OF CLONING (1384) KYR'TERR
 T-4 STRAIN 73-6567           24  27  2   73  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 ANOMALY 82-771               19  23  1   73  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
-A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        17  10  1   73  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
-TICKET TAKER 45-2522          8   1  1   71  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             28  40  0   70  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOMMY 56-4539                27  51  1   70  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431        11  11  3   70  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 PART POWER 13-5627           39  76  0   69  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       20  12  0   68  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KIM KAR TRASHY N 42-4982     19   5  1   68  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (1852)RODEKI
 JAROBI 24-5158               33  54  3   66  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-FAERIE KING 9-6017           15   6  0   63  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 STEADY DECLINE 84-47675      14   7  1   63  FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989)     BLACKSTONE
 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413   14   2  1   63  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
-SOULCYCLIST 1-9291           24  12  2   62  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
-CHALLAH AKBAR 33-8726        16  11  2   61  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ROBERT FROST 45-5021         16   8  2   61  DEAD POETS (1990)          STORMCROWE
 SOULTAKER 82-16461           13   8  2   61  HAS-BEENS (1999)           DWES EG
-POP KHAN 73-5757             13   3  1   61  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            29  28  0   58  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403     18   2  0   58  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           32  26  0   57  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 FREEBOOTER 28-5201           20  18  0   57  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            30  50  0   56  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 BEDTIME 84-49248             19  89  0   56  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      19  11  2   55  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 SWABBIE SAM 81-2632          19  10  0   55  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
-BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         16  22  1   54  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            46  69  1   53  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 NORI 30-5503                 18   5  0   52  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 POT SHOT 78-3230             20  18  0   51  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         27  38  5   50  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       16  41  0   49  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           17  28  0   46  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 HOFFA 18-9369                55 177  0   45  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-SNUFFY 50-3865               16   6  1   44  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
-PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920        13   3  0   44  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 CANCHA 60-9147               23  23  1   42  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          16  12  0   41  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975          15  11  0   41  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 MALICE 99-6436                7   4  4   38  WHY 2? (1974)              SOUTH RIDGE
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            32  27  7   37  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 ADDICTION 84-48891           19  14  0   37  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 ATHENA 7-6674                13   3  1   36  THE MENTORS 12 (1993)      BONSUR
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             24  43  2   32  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        19  41  0   32  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          24  29  3   10  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279     23  14  1 HAPPY FUN TIME 1613    DERAILED 72-6912          727
ADDICTION 84-48891        19  14  0 REVIEW 1958            B&G BOUNCER               727

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

QUEEN OF PENTACLES bested AIR RAID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI vanquished WATSON in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BUGG-SHASH was overpowered by ZETA AQUILAE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was devastated by CHAZZ in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LUNITARI was devastated by R-1 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
STEADY DECLINE overpowered BURDEN TOFU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BONESCRAPER was handily defeated by JONAS in a 4 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NECROWRETCH won victory over CANDYMAN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
THE FADED LINE was vanquished by KID KOALA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
T-4 STRAIN was viciously subdued by FRANKIE in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
AYI'IG overpowered NORI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CHAINSAW JUGGLER was defeated by BETTERMAN in a 2 minute Challenge match.
RARE BREED savagely defeated DARQUE PREACHER in a 28 minute Title competition.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was subdued by STYGIAN HAG in a 3 minute match.
STONE GOSSARD devastated TRANSFORMERS in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
SPIRALS overcame SUICIDE KING in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
KURT COBAIN overpowered POE in a action packed 2 minute brutal uneven struggle.
TICK ... TOCK was viciously subdued by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 7 minute brawl.
GAMMA CEPHEI savagely defeated JACK B. NIMBLE in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
RUTH outlasted RUBIN CARTER in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody fight.
COLONEL WIZEN devastated ILL SUBLIMINAL in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
TAMBA was overpowered by MAIN EVENT in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven fray.
KRILL SOUP was narrowly defeated by DIAZ in a 2 minute match.
DARWIN savagely defeated ADEMA in a action packed 19 minute brutal fight.
FLAME SPIDER defeated BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute duel.
NEVERMORE was overpowered by FUERDAI in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
THE TAKEOVER slimly lost to SECOND MATE in a popular 3 minute fray.
TEDDY RUXPIN viciously subdued EIGHTH-RATE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gruesome bout.
COREA was savagely defeated by IOTA DRACONIS in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
JEX slimly won victory over BABY BACK RIBS in a exciting 2 minute fight.
EARLY ONE MORNING was savagely defeated by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 7 minute fight.
INNARD SKINARD overpowered REBUILD in a 4 minute brutal uneven bout.
T.G.I. FLOYD'S was bested by CAPABLANCA in a 2 minute duel.
COLOSSEUM HALLS savagely defeated RAFERTY in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
JOB bested 50 STAR GENERAL in a action packed 4 minute gory bout.
MARY MARY demolished ICE WIND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CANNED SAVRADESE was narrowly defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a popular 4 minute duel.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA beat CAO CAO in a 2 minute duel.
DRES overpowered GWAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
REDICULOUS slimly won victory over XI AQUILAE in a 2 minute gory match.
TENTH WATCH was demolished by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ERIK was devastated by FEZZIK in a action packed 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
DERAILED narrowly killed FREE CHEESE!! in a exciting 5 minute bloody brawl.
WHOOPIE DOO was handily defeated by EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MEGABOLOX beat SKILLET LIBEL in a 2 minute brutal fight.
DEF JAM SHIRT overpowered KARATE KATE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOBBIE was overpowered by ROBERT GERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROBERT JOHNSON overcame BLACKGUARD in a exciting 1 minute duel.
THE GNOME savagely defeated NAIHREN in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
PRIVATEER demolished KERN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
GORDONS bested THAI CHILI in a 2 minute conflict.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was devastated by AYLIAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SAVAGE BEATING subdued HIP WADERS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody battle.
PEEKING DUCK was overpowered by SPURT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SOLINARI bested BLOCK in a popular 1 minute fight.
THE HAMILTONS viciously subdued VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 18 minute conflict.
LONE WOLF overpowered JANIS JOBLIN in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
JURINE CASSEROLE demolished MUTANT BLOWBY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JOE WILLIAMS viciously subdued THE HIEROPHANT in a tiring 25 minute bloody fight.
PICAROON was savagely defeated by SAINT ANNIE in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
WILLIE BROWN was savagely defeated by ELECTRIC SHEEP in a popular 2 minute fight.
MC REN slimly won victory over KEELAN in a exciting 12 minute brutal match.
ASSISTANT MANAGER slimly won victory over COSMO in a 4 minute gory fight.
DIFFERENT RULER devastated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 2 minute uneven match.
CHUCKY savagely defeated DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a popular 2 minute gory match.
CROAKED KAYE was defeated by ZENSU LASAGNA in a 2 minute fight.
ROSA MEXICANA devastated RYO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
SNAKE BITE handily defeated FOREIGN SHORE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
SOGGY demolished POSTMORTEM in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
EVISSIRATOR was overcome by SAND MAGGOT in a 2 minute bloody match.
PERPETUAL was vanquished by BUSTED KNUCKLE in a popular 5 minute gory uneven match.
TOCK .. TICK overcame SLICK STEPHAN in a 2 minute match.
DOLGAN handily defeated KHARONA in a exciting 2 minute uneven conflict.
YONDER ORPHAN overpowered ROCKO SOCKO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHATMON bested RIGHTEOUS in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
RUY LOPEZ viciously subdued HAMBURGER TRAIN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
CREAMED MALCORN subdued HELLHOUND in a popular 4 minute brutal contest.
CELL BLOCK A beat SWEET MUSIC in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
BARRELS was demolished by LORETTA in a exciting 6 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BEA HEADER narrowly defeated GHAZAT in a exciting 6 minute bloody competition.
THE PROFESSOR was demolished by NINJA FERD in a 4 minute one-sided bout.
ANOMALY was overpowered by CRYINARA in a 2 minute gory uneven competition.
TEN GALLON HAT was luckily beaten by -10 ATTACK in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
BREAK OF DAY vanquished ROBERT FROST in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SANTA MARIA viciously subdued BEDTIME in a action packed 2 minute gory contest.
TRAIN RAIL was vanquished by ODACHI in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DELTA PICTORIS savagely defeated ST. RIKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
FREEBOOTER lost to SEYMORE GUTTS in a 3 minute bout.
SHO'NUFF was viciously subdued by XIAHOU DUN in a action packed 2 minute duel.
PINK SHIRT handily defeated HERMY in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided match.
ORI vanquished BASHER FORCE in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fray.
JAROBI was handily defeated by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute one-sided battle.
THIRD STONE viciously subdued FAITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory duel.
BUSY BEE was overpowered by MAMMA MIA in a exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ISHIBO demolished DIRTY CLOTHES in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
HOFFA was vanquished by PART POWER in a action packed 3 minute gory one-sided melee.
MIRROR'S GAZE was overpowered by METAL BRACE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
ADDICTION was put to death by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute contest.
RIOT FIGHT was vanquished by LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
CURDLE savagely defeated MALICE in a exciting 5 minute brutal uneven bout.
SOULTAKER overpowered OVERSTAND in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
SWABBIE SAM was bested by JOMMY in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
CLEAN HANDS slimly won victory over LAKE SAILOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
WEST WOOD won victory over ATHENA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal contest.
POT SHOT was devastated by DELTA CORVI in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
ETA ANDROMEDAE overpowered 8 AM CLASS in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched battle.
POWER PUNCH was devastated by ONE TIME! in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
BRUTALIX overcame NAAN COMBATANT in a action packed 1 minute battle.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL handily defeated CYCLOTUBULUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STRAWBERRY JHANS beat CANCHA in a popular 2 minute fight.
KIM KAR TRASHY N was overpowered by SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      54         SLASHING ATTACK   64 -  34 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     35         LUNGING ATTACK   173 - 136 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         PARRY-RIPOSTE     37 -  31 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  29 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  24         TOTAL PARRY      163 - 150 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         PARRY-LUNGE       40 -  37 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW       251 - 255 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         STRIKING ATTACK  111 - 142 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         WALL OF STEEL     77 - 104 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    89 - 131 -  0      40  |

Turn 727 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   12 - 13         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  2     AIMED BLOW        25 - 29         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 12     BASHING ATTACK    11 - 13         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  8     TOTAL PARRY       15 - 20         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      RARE BREED 28-5350         60  31  0  251 BIG SHOTS (1739)
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877       51  35  0  277 CEPHEUS (1820)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121             105  64  0  236 SHEPHERDS (1713)
LUNGING ATTACK   SILVER SEAS 22-7127        56  39  1  229 ARE YOU ? (1647)
BASHING ATTACK   COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255      39  40  2  229 EMPIRE (1851)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        89  57  0  227 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       71  54  1  217 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
STRIKING ATTACK  DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911     50  22  3  217 WILD STYLE (1791)
WALL OF STEEL    SECOND MATE 22-7157        34  32  1  207 SEA DOGS (1863)
PARRY-LUNGE      EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661       25  17  0  195 SEA DOGS (426)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
KEELAN 41-4667.  The ten other most popular fighters were TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, 
EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661, BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228, BEA HEADER 99-4683, CURDLE 96-5748, 
ATHENA 7-6674, JAROBI 24-5158, RUBIN CARTER 84--31822, GHAZAT 24-5290, and HELLHOUND 
6-7152.

The least popular fighter this week was THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105, ADEMA 61-3093, RARE BREED 28-5350, JOE 
WILLIAMS 6-6583, RIOT FIGHT 84--16306, ST. RIKER 62-4828, TRAIN RAIL 78-3239, ROBERT 
FROST 45-5021, ROCKO SOCKO 42-4967, and VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           4  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  5 0  JURINE(61)           4  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  MORYA(28)            5  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 0  IAYE(30)             1  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  3 1  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       4  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  4 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  DWES EG(82)          4  9 0  
DULLENS(13)          3  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       9 10 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  3 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  4 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARY MARY 1-8872            65  75  1  224  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 30  46  1  159  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763          18  21  0   86  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        43  26  1  227  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505          33  26  1  214  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782         61  66  0  206  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    60  55  0  207  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975         15  11  0   41  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 WATSON 9-5695               32  23  0  192  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255       39  40  2  229  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        71  54  1  217  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 COREA 12-7086               50  59  0  191  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             25  49  0   85  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 43  44  0  213  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   64  38  0  198  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      26   7  0  166  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121              105  64  0  236  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               48  52  1  169  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180  39  49  0  170  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127         56  39  1  229  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      43  27  2  196  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602      26  11  0  185  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      22   7  1  155  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 RARE BREED 28-5350          60  31  0  251  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414      20  12  0   81  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            59  90  1  207  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     77  60  0  190  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104        35  41  1  207  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845          44  31  3  214  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521       27  16  1  194  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 RAFERTY 41-4670             34  18  1  189  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 KARATE KATE 42-4965         28   9  1  189  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (1852 RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               37  30  1  199  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         89  57  0  227  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312           39  39  1  201  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837         33  13  0   77  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546       35  31  0  201  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        93  69  0  198  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        51  35  0  277  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          37  42  1  187  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 CROAKED KAYE 63-3065        23  15  0  149  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1995)   AMEN-TEI
 KHARONA 71-6836             24  10  1  131  WRATHMEN XVI (1996)        KYR'TERR
 DERAILED 72-6912            29  22  2  230  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          23  10  1  154  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 SPIRALS 75-3613             64  18  2  270  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          24   9  2   77  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363        41  28  2  144  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82--23740   55  48  1  220  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911      50  22  3  217  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997               40  42  3  182  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 POE 97-5615                 42  40  5  193  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573      63  57  4  216  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          32  43  4  123  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium

                        FIRST INAUGURAL ARVAT CONTEST SUPREME

Who can join?  Anyone with a team in Arvat as of 2/1/2018.

When does it start?  First turn due after 2/1/2018.

How long does it run? 13 turns.

How do I join?  Announce your manager name and team name in the Arvat newsletter prior 
to 2/1/2017 and state that you are entering the contest.  Prior to the contest 
actually starting you need to have 2 rollup certs sent to the Dark One care of RSI.

How do I win the contest? The team which has accrued the most points as of the end of 
the 13th turn is the winner.  The team which has the 2nd most points is declared the 
runner up.  And the team which has the 3rd most points is declared honorable 
contender.  Everyone else is a loser and should be ridiculed.

How do I score points?

1)  Every challenge you win vs. another team in the contest = 10 points, as long as 
    that challenge is to a warrior equal to or above yours in the rankings.  Except 
    for the Duelmaster who can challenge anyone he wants.

2)  You also earn bonus points for every challenge won.  For every point of 
    recognition your target is ranked above you, you earn one bonus point.  This is 
    for challenges only.

3)  If you are challenged by a warrior below you and defeat him, you will gain 5 
    points.

4)  Also every random matchup against a contest team that you win will earn you 5 
    points -- up or down.

5)  You CAN downchallenge, however you get no points for doing so, and if you are 
    beaten, your opponent will earn 10 points and the right to ridicule you in the 
    newsletter.

6)  Bloodfeud challenges count just like regular challenges during the contest.

7)  In addition there are the following bonus points that are awarded each turn:

    A)  Duelmaster earns 10 points

    B)  Graduating a warrior earns 10 points

    C)  Recognition Leader (Chartered or Unchartered) earns 5 points (if the 
        Duelmaster is the recognition leader as well, then only the DM points apply)

    D)  Popularity Leader earns 5 points

    E)  Turn's most popular earns 5 points

    F)  Top team on the move earns 5 points

    G)  Current Top team earns 10 points

    H)  Any warrior that earns a Tournament Champion in either the April Mail In or 
        July FTF tournament earns 20 points

    I)  Any warrior that earns a Tournament Victor in either of those tournaments 
        earns 10 points

    J)  Note that Top Chartered and Unchartered team awards do NOT earn points

What are the rules regarding other teams in the arena?  If you challenge any warriors 
not participating in the contest you LOSE 20 points, unless the challenged warrior is 
the Duelmaster.  If any manager has a 2nd (or 3rd) team in the arena they may NOT 
challenge any warrior of any team participating in the contest or they are 
DISQUALIFIED.

What do I win if I win this contest? 

1)  The winner wins all of the rollup certificates given as entry fee for the contest.  
    In addition, the winner gets to pick 3 of the prizes below.

2)  The runner up gets to pick 2 of the prizes below.

3)  The honorable contender gets to pick one of the prizes below.

In addition, all competitors in the contest who run all 13 turns and at least 62 total 
fights will earn 1 potion of +1 bonus, which must be used on a warrior who 
participated at least 1 fight in the contest.  

Also, the team that scores the most points on any one turn of the contest (other than 
the winner, runner up or honorable contender) can pick one prize that was NOT selected 
by those three.

Prizes:

1)  Limited stat switch (You can swap any 2 stats you want on an Arvat replacement 
    rollup that you received within the next 6 month)

2)  Extra replacements (Next time you get a replacement (or whenever you want within 6 
    months) in Arvat you can ask RSI for 5 additional replacements and select the best 
    one for your team)

3)  Limited damage bump (You can pick one warrior on your Arvat team to move up one 
    damage class -- as long as he remains in-bounds for his ST/SZ stats)

4)  Favorite weapon knowledge (You learn the favorite weapon of one of your Arvat 
    warriors -- must be on the team during the contest)

5)  Favorite rhythm knowledge (You learn the favorite offensive effort and activity 
    level of one of your Arvat warriors, who most have been on your team during the 
    contest)

6)  Shrinking potion (You get to take 3 points of size away from an Arvat replacement 
    during the next 6 months and add the 3 points to another stat -- both SZ and the 
    other stat must remain in bounds)

7)  Extra skills (Any one of your warriors in Arvat learns 3 extra skills of your 
    choice (no more than 2 can be in the same area and must be in bounds)

8)  Extra train (Any one of your Arvat warriors gets an extra stat train in the area 
    of your choice -- and must be in bounds)

9)  The Dark One's Massive Rollup prize (You get 50 team sheets, at random, from the 
    Dark One's massive pile of teams.  Most will be mediocre at best, but there are 
    plenty of decent to good warrior prospects in there!)

All prizes must be applied within 6 months from the end of the tournament, must be on 
Arvat warriors on the team that participated in the contest and must be in bounds.