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Date   : 02/07/2018    Duedate: 02/20/2018

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 731

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984   96   68   2 58.5      SIC 'EM 84/1905
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   PEARL JAM 4/1638
  2 CORVUS 3/1986       1900 1492  13 56.0      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    DRACO 56/1858                               BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    AQUILA 62/1908                              BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    PICTOR 26/1938                              CRITICALS 75/1635
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             HURRICANE 84/1951
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            SOME OLD B 84/1962
    ANDROMEDA 99/1998                           STILLMATIC 36/1652
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         WILD STYLE 84/1791
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991                      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
  3 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     855  702   3 54.9      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
  4 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    210  180   3 53.8      BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    BASH BROS TRAIN 72/1902                     TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
  5 EMPIRE 10/1851       381  329   2 53.7      BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    WHY 2? 99/1974                            7 DEAD POETS 45/1990    93   99   3 48.4
    CHIEFS 4 97/1870                            SHANGHAIED 81/1939
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827
    THE MENTORS 10/1860                       8 D.R.I. 21/1471       497  551   8 47.4
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        BIG TEN 3 82/1747
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        IN SHINOLA 82/1833
    MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978                        FEAR FACTORY 61/666
    THE MENTORS 12 7/1993                       HARVEST DAY 82/1997
    FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869                      MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      MY CARTOONS 72/1850
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                    WHO DA MAN? 73/1992
  6 FIST 26/1889        3867 3789  42 50.5      FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
    QUEEN 9/1629                                DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985
    JAY-Z 10/1709                               GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955
    TRIBE 24/1648                               MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877
    N.W.A. 84/1945                              FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988
    REVIEW 84/1958                              FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    BALLERS 84/1957                             FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872                     WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                 12 ORDER 14/1754        322  388   3 45.4
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   ORDER 36/1780
  9 BAD BEATS 47/1971    271  306   2 47.0      SEINFELD 19/1741
    WE GOT GAME 46/1695                         BAD BREAD 33/1041
    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880                         OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979                        OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721                       STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
 10 T-3 98/1591          525  598   4 46.7   13-STREET WALKE 29/129   14   19   0 42.4
    WOTB A62 82/2003                         14 AVENGERS 31/1321     241  336   0 41.8
    HAS-BEENS 82/1999                           LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                   15 ARROGANCE 18/755     612 1018  11 37.5
    U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970                   16-FORCE OF FIV 2/1927    1    3   0 25.0
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      FORCE OF FIVE 12/1926
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                    FORCE OF FIVE 33/2000
    SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621                   HOWARD'S HEROES 12/1928
 11 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708  116  139   3 45.5   17-SUHT YOURSE 84/2002    0    1   0  0.0
    WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

                             Mission to the Twisted Lands
                                     Episode One

     Old Brown could run pretty fast if properly motivated, but mostly he walked with 
a long-legged, distance-devouring stride.  He was a huge horse, a half-giant's 
warhorse, shaggy and self-assured, with muscles like half-buried boulders in his 
shoulders and hips.  Lounging in the saddle was the motivating force, the half-giant, 
Keel Woodhaven.  Although in his mind he was slouching and half-asleep, he sat up 
straight in the saddle since that is more comfortable for riding.
     It was twilight, stars coming out above and lights in farmhouse windows below.  
They traveled through vineyards, brown and fallow now in the winter, descending gently 
toward the tree-crowded coast.  The distant trees, not just pines, were green.  They 
stayed green because the marsh that surrounded the city-state of Bonsur had hot 
springs in it.
     Keel Woodhaven had always liked Bonsur.  It had a relaxed feel about it, the 
women seemed prettier, the music was great, everyone thought about having fun.  And 
the booze was excellent, of course.  He passed the arena at the edge of town, and 
paused to read the current statistics, posted on the gate and lit by a lantern.  So, 
an elven cobbler was the Duelmaster?  Why would a shoemaker take up such a painful 
profession?  Then he noticed the team name:  Shewish Picnic.  He snorted.  That 
explained it, all right.  As a half-Shew, he was kind of bothered by that team theme, 
which was present in Home Guard as well.  It was sort of funny though.  He saw that 
Elf Cobbler was headed for the Isle.  Probably not bound for Home Guard just yet, 
though.
     They passed a small chicken ranch.  A rooster uttered an untimely crow.  At about 
that time, Old Brown took exception to something and bolted.  Cussing, Keel hauled on 
the reins, to little effect since the horse was stronger than him and apparently 
frightened.  He didn't see the masked men coming out of their hiding places behind 
him, looking frustrated.  At least not until a crossbow bolt thunked into the backside 
of his leather cuirass. His horse screamed and ran faster.
     Hauling Old Brown to the left as they passed a set of big open gates into a well-
lighted courtyard, Keel got them behind the shelter of the high stone wall, and patted 
the horse's sweaty neck.  "You're okay now, friend.  I'll go take care of those 
bozos."
     As he dismounted, he noticed he was becoming surrounded by uniformed men, some 
with swords and some with halberds.
     "Howdy?" he said, hoping they were friendly.
     "Your horse has been shot," said someone, pointing at a bolt sticking out of Old 
Brown's butt.
     "Well damn!"  Keel laid a comforting hand on the horse's flank, which quivered.
     "So have you," the guard continued.
     "Yeah, thought so.  Doesn't feel like it got through the armor though."  Keel 
tried to look over his shoulder, but could only see the feathered end of the bolt.  
"Who are you guys?"
     "We are the Queen's Guard."
     "What?  Queen Gemra?  Okay, please take care of Old Brown here, and I'll go find 
the ***holes that shot him."
     "Sir, you are mistaken.  You will be taken to a doctor.  We will arrest the 
assailants."
     "Hey!  I'm on a mission from Sheila Greywand.  Anyway, they shot my horse.  My 
HORSE!  I'm gonna get 'em."  Unslinging his huge sword, Keel strode toward the gate.
     Four Guardsmen came with him, flanking him like the trailing ends of a flock of 
geese.  They might have intended a different formation, but he had the longest legs 
and walked the fastest.  The one who'd spoken to him before said, "I'm Corporal Brat 
Langerman.  And you are?"
     "Keel Woodhaven."
     "I've heard of you!  The Queen will want to meet you."
     "That's fine.  Let's stick to the sides of these buildings.  If they're still 
around, we'll be targets in the middle of the street."
     They weren't quiet, exactly, since the guards wore highly polished chain mail 
which jingled.  However, Bonsur had a lively night life.  Music and laughter came from 
bars and nightclubs on adjacent streets, people lingered on corners chatting and 
sometimes playing instruments, and children hawked newssheets, shoeshines, flowers, a 
selection of rouges, and offered to carry packages.  So the sounds the guards made 
weren't too noticeable.
     Keel led the way back to the chicken ranch.  He was thinking that the bad guys 
wouldn't have waited around to be hunted.  They might have left clues, though.  
Perhaps even a discarded, crumpled note offering a cash reward for his head, and 
signed by a notorious crimelord.  Or distinctive cigar stubs, monogrammed hankies... 
personalized masks.  Tracks of boots made by elven cobblers.  Anything.  Witnesses, 
even.
     There were no people on the street near the chicken ranch.  It was full night 
now, a bit chilly although there was a warm and slightly funky breeze from the marsh.
     Corporal Brat Langerman said quietly, "Is this where it happened?"
     "Yup."
     "Well, I don't think they're here anymore."
     Keel was about to agree, when a crossbow bolt appeared in the Corporal's arm.  
The young man hissed, "Everybody down!"
     The guardsmen hunkered against the wall of a hardware store, which didn't offer 
anything resembling good cover except that they were in shadow there.  Keel crouched a 
little, but he knew he was a pretty big target, plus his sword gave off a faint 
greenish glow.  He looked around, searching the darkness for signs of their foes.
     A shadow on top of a shaded walkway across the street shifted a little.  Keel 
pulled a weighted dart out of his pocket and hurled it.  He was good at tavern darts, 
but it was dark, the distance was too great, and he just wasn't lucky.  The little 
missile clattered against the shingles of the porch roof.  There was a startled twitch 
from the half-seen form.  At that instant, Keel lunged across the street.  His long 
legs carried him across to the opposite shadows in three bounds.  More bolts came out 
of the darkness, one lodging in his calf, the others missing him altogether.
     Now the Guardsmen had a good idea where their foes were, and it takes a while to 
reload a crossbow.  The four men charged, yelling wildly.  Tucking his sword under his 
arm, Keel grabbed one of the posts holding up the porch roof, strained, and dislodged 
it.  After a moment he yanked it out of the structure entirely.  The roof sagged, 
there was a yelp of surprise, and someone's foot appeared off the edge of it.  Keel 
grabbed him by the ankle and hauled him the rest of the way down.
     There were brief sounds of fighting, then footsteps that rapidly receded down an 
alley.  Three Guardsmen raced off in pursuit.  Keel's prisoner started to try to get 
away, so the half-Shew tossed him up, grabbed him by the arms and bashed him against 
the wall.
     "Are you okay?" asked Brat, sheathing his sword.
     "Took one in the leg, but it's not too bad I think," Keel said, shifting his 
unconscious prisoner to one hand and bending to pick up his sword.
     "I'll help you tie that one up," Brat said.  "There's a dead one here.  I think 
there were two more."  He grunted slightly, trying to reach something with his injured 
arm.  "Got some ties in my right-hand belt pouch.  If you could get them for me?"
     They bound the prisoner, then bandaged each other.
     "What did they want?" asked the Corporal.
     Keel shrugged.  "No clue.  Let's get him somewhere safe and we can ask him..."  
He listened.  "Your guys are coming back."
     "Yeah."
     The Guardsmen hadn't been able to track their assailants in the darkness, but at 
least there were no further injuries.  The group of them returned warily to the 
courtyard of the Guard House, where a woman was smearing some kind of ointment on Old 
Brown's wound.  After the horse was bedded down in the stable, the Guardsmen led Keel 
into their office, where there was a welcome scent of fresh coffee.  The medic set 
about binding Keel's wound and that of the Corporal, who turned out to be an extremely 
handsome man.  Keel remembered hearing that Queen Gemra required her Guardsmen to be 
good looking.  That didn't mean they weren't competent, though.  Brat had done pretty 
well.
     The medic roused their prisoner with smelling salts.  They all sat in the main 
office, Corporal Langerman facing the miscreant, who was seated in a cushioned chair, 
looking reasonably comfortable except for his bandaged head.  "All right," said Brat.  
"Now I want you to tell me that you're going to turn Queen's Evidence."
     "Not on your life, pretty boy!"  The man had, perhaps, some excuse for hard 
feelings since he was more homely than not, with a crooked nose and eyes set too close 
together.  He and Keel looked shabby and ill-favored amongst all these gleamingly 
handsome Guardsmen.
     Keel leaned forward.  "You guys shot my horse."
     "Oh.  Sorry, didn't mean to do that.  We were just shooting at you."
     "Why?"
     "Glowing sword."
     "What?"
     "Duh, it's a magic sword!  We saw it when you drew it in Delarq Tor, and figured 
we could sell it so we followed you."
     The half-Shew snorted.  "The Dentless isn't magic.  It was in a Chaos Gate for 
five hundred years and it picked up some energy, that's all.  All it does, is glow.  
And cut things."
     The bandit looked chagrined.  "But... it's got to be magic."
     "Ain't.  Sorry kid."
     After that, Keel was taken to enjoy a sumptuous dinner at the Palace.  Queen 
Gemra was a definite babe, with long, silken black hair, a delicate pouty face, and 
luscious curves.  She asked him about his mission, which was to go to the Twisted 
Lands and shut down a leaking Chaos Gate.  He entertained her with the story of his 
adventure on the Two-Shew Express, and she gave him a brown velvet cloak to show her 
appreciation.  She did not invite him to her bed, which was fine because his heart 
belonged to another, always and forever.
     
                                      * * * * * 

                           This is a continuing adventure.  
         Watch for future chapters in the Bonsur and Home Guard newsletters!  

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good afternoon.

It is I, Sylvia Horn, again.  Mr. Woodhaven has not yet returned from his mission, so 
I will once again be writing this report, with some help from Olaf Modeen.

I'm pleased to inform you that there were six challenges today, although no avoids.  
And thank goodness, no deaths either.  Our Captain of the Guard is still Gamma Cephei, 
who still hasn't written a column.  Tsk.  GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (54-35-0,310) of 
CEPHEUS fought DRES (18-10562) (38-25-1,212) of HIP HOP HEROES.  GAMMA CEPHEI 
vanquished DRES in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.  Captain Cephei is still the reigning 
Aimed Blow stylemaster.

FUERDAI (1-9286) (32-26-2,200) of YUPPIE HORDE challenged WHOOPIE DOO (24-5196) (39-
35-4,200) of TRIBE.  FUERDAI devastated WHOOPIE DOO in an action packed 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.

FEZZIK (45-814) (38-31-1,201) of MAX'S MIRACLE challenged CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) 
(59-51-12,202) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  FEZZIK was subdued by CANNED SAVRADESE in an 
exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.

RUY LOPEZ (46-4461) (35-30-2,151) of WE GOT GAME challenged PEEKING DUCK (81-2363) 
(42-30-2,160) of OTTO'S DINER.  RUY LOPEZ was overpowered by PEEKING DUCK in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge duel.

ONE TIME! (47-8396) (26-15-0,93) of BAD BEATS challenged SOULTAKER (82-16461) (16-8-
2,103) of HAS-BEENS.  ONE TIME! was savagely defeated by SOULTAKER in a 2 minute 
Challenge match.  Soultaker was the most challenged fighter this turn.

POWDER MONKEY (81-2683) (25-17-1,92) of SHANGHAIED challenged MAMMA MIA (14-5144) (23-
8-2,102) of STREEP LEGAL.  POWDER MONKEY was viciously subdued by MAMMA MIA in a 2 
minute Challenge fight.

TEN GALLON HAT (30-5414) (21-13-0,78) of YUPPIE HORDE challenged NECROWRETCH (73-6540) 
(19-8-0,79) of FEAR FACTORY 15.  TEN GALLON HAT bested NECROWRETCH in a popular 1 
minute Challenge competition.

I'm sorry to say that no one involved in any challenge match was a stylemaster.  
Perhaps all the style leaders are, how do they say it, resting on their laurels?

The most highly recognized Parry-Riposte is Ruth.  RUTH (18-10121) (108-64-0,281) of 
SHEPHERDS fought ROBERT JOHNSON (46-4346) (71-45-0,189) of THE 27 CLUB.  RUTH 
viciously subdued ROBERT JOHNSON in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout.

The most highly ranked Lunger is Silver Seas.  SILVER SEAS (22-7127) (59-39-1,277) of 
ARE YOU ? fought STYGIAN HAG (82-56568) (36-54-0,192) of FEAR FACTORY II.  SILVER SEAS 
overpowered STYGIAN HAG in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.

The most highly ranked Parry-Strike is Teddy Ruxpin.  TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (73-55-
1,240) of LORDS OF CHAOS fought BABY BACK RIBS (24-5049) (45-28-2,213) of SHEWISH 
BUFFET.  TEDDY RUXPIN vanquished BABY BACK RIBS in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.

The highest Striker is Blackguard.  BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (38-17-3,234) of DUNGEON CELL 
fought TICK ... TOCK (60-511) (95-70-0,206) of UNNAMEABLES.  BLACKGUARD overpowered 
TICK ... TOCK in an action packed 2 minute uneven struggle.

The most formidable Total Parry is Colosseum Halls.  COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) (82-62-
0,245) of RUN DMC fought DARQUE PREACHER (98-4105) (35-35-5,199) of ARCANE MASH UP 14.  
COLOSSEUM HALLS savagely defeated DARQUE PREACHER in an exciting 21 minute brutal 
bout.  My, what a long fight!

Our leading Basher is Yonder Orphan.  YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (66-29-2,221) of IT'S ALL 
OVER NOW fought BUGG-SHASH (73-6313) (24-12-1,184) of GREAT OLD ONES.  YONDER ORPHAN 
devastated BUGG-SHASH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

Kurt Cobain is the arena's top Slasher.  KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (91-58-0,212) of THE 27 
CLUB fought MAIDEN HAIR PASTA (7-6221) (63-55-0,243) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  KURT COBAIN 
devastated MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.

The top Parry-Lunge is Picaroon.  PICAROON (28-5202) (38-21-1,182) of SEA DOGS fought 
DEF JAM SHIRT (84-30911) (52-23-3,193) of WILD STYLE.  PICAROON overpowered DEF JAM 
SHIRT in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.

And last of all, the leading Wall of Steel is Pieholden Sweet.  I don't know what that 
name actually means, but it does make me hungry.  IOTA DRACONIS (56-4546) (37-32-
0,192) of DRACO fought PIEHOLDEN SWEET (33-7856) (79-61-0,190) of SUMMERTEETH.  IOTA 
DRACONIS was overpowered by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

Job is still the overall popularity leader.  MARY MARY (1-8872) (67-76-1,206) of RUN 
DMC fought JOB (18-6129) (71-188-0,188) of SHEPHERDS.  MARY MARY was overpowered by 
JOB in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

The fighter voted this turn's favorite is Snake Bite.  Brr!  I dislike snakes.  SNAKE 
BITE (56-4343) (47-53-1,163) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought JOE WILLIAMS (6-6583) (80-84-
0,166) of BLACK AND BLUES.  SNAKE BITE was narrowly defeated by JOE WILLIAMS in an 
action packed 7 minute match.  It looked like a very difficult fight.

Olaf Modeen said:  "Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any 
plans here?"  Why, yes.  Isn't that what Home Guard is?  He also said, "HOME GUARD is 
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places."  Hmph.  And then he 
said, "Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and good luck."  Who doesn't, 
though?

Until next turn, I bid you adieu.

                                          -- Sylvia Horn

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         55  35  0  327  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121               109  64  0  299  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          60  39  1  286  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
-COLONEL WIZEN 10-3255        41  40  2  263  EMPIRE (1851)              KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         74  55  1  260  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            39  17  3  260  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       83  62  0  253  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            44  31  0  249  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          26  31  1  246  HARVEST DAY (1997)         DWES EG
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     26  20  1  245  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386       35  12  0  240  EL CAMINO:TRES (1953)      BLACKSTONE
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         67  29  2  233  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 PRO 4 85-7401                31  28  0  232  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 WATSON 9-5695                35  24  0  228  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          92  58  0  227  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   41  28  0  227  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    67  39  0  218  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
-SOGGY 96-4997                42  42  3  218  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          64  67  0  217  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CAO CAO 72-8791              41  47  1  216  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           32  41  4  216  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 PICAROON 28-5202             39  21  1  214  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 FUERDAI 1-9286               33  26  2  213  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        61  87  1  212  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      60  51 12  212  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 COREA 12-7086                53  60  0  212  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         33  35  0  210  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        30  17  1  210  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        49  50  0  209  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 JEX 14-4848                  45  46  0  208  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     58  49  1  207  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        68  46  0  206  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      80  61  0  205  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 COSMO 19-4498                51  53  1  205  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 ERIK 56-3399                 91 106  1  204  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 JOB 18-6129                  72 188  0  204  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       29  12  0  204  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
-THE TAKEOVER 10-6346         32  22  1  203  JAY-Z (1709)               KOLACT
 RARE BREED 28-5350           62  33  0  202  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 LONE WOLF 31-162             61  92  1  202  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       71  46  0  201  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           39  44  1  201  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         34  16  0  200  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     63  56  0  199  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DIAZ 14-5026                 40  45  1  198  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 FEZZIK 45-814                38  32  1  198  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      35  36  5  198  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         50  70  2  197  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         37  16  0  197  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         27  19  0  197  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        25  16  1  197  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         95  71  0  196  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 SPIRALS 75-3613              67  19  2  196  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-DARWIN 10-6236               58  59  0  195  THE MENTORS (1860)         KOLACT
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       45  29  2  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
-POE 97-5615                  43  41  5  195  CHIEFS 4 (1870)            SHADOW GROVE
 DRES 18-10562                38  26  1  195  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     49  18  0  194  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 GORDONS 28-5337              46  31  0  194  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           35  28  1  194  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 KERN 36-7601                 41  37  1  193  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
-GOLDIE 29-4805               32  21  5  193  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          39  36  4  192  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       64  60  4  191  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         45  28  1  191  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 AIR RAID 84-32877            39  36  0  191  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          36  27  1  191  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        40  32  0  190  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 REBUILD 36-7697              51  53  0  189  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 CHUCKY 22-7121               37  31  1  189  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     36  27  1  189  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         36  55  0  189  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 DOBBIE 84-30850              68  72  2  188  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           24  13  1  188  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         74  33  3  187  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       41  54  0  187  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        37  33  0  187  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    32  29  6  187  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      41  38  1  186  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ICE WIND 47-7758             63  41  2  185  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 MARY MARY 1-8872             67  77  1  184  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            41  41  1  184  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         33  27  0  184  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292           31  37  7  184  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       52  24  3  182  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           47  32  3  182  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SOLINARI 82-41826            31  49  2  182  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          48  70  2  181  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       65  48  1  180  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 TOCK .. TICK 60-512          58  46  0  180  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          36  34  1  180  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         31  21  3  180  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             30  36  0  179  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           16   7  0  178  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       57  83  0  177  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 MC REN 84-27222              42  29  0  176  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          31  52  1  176  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        33  23  1  175  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           31  66  0  175  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 THE GNOME 84-26786           51  29  0  174  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 CHATMON 6-6992               44  42  3  174  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       23  10  1  174  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          81  84  0  173  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         43  30  2  172  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
-DERAILED 72-6912             29  24  2  168  BASH BROS TRAIN (1902)     DRAGONHEAD
 LUNITARI 82-57001            23   8  0  166  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             31  34  0  165  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          53  42  0  163  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           47  54  1  162  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          64  55  3  161  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DOLGAN 56-751                57 127  5  161  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TAMBA 97-6138                34  26  4  161  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 34  19  1  161  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 BLOCK 26-5168                30  29  1  160  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 SPURT 96-5750                21  16  4  160  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 GWAR 2-6074                  32  48  1  157  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 JONAS 25-5938                30  30  1  155  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   30  23  1  152  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         27  55  1  150  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       27  10  0  149  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            35  31  2  146  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 FRANKIE 13-5579              29  49  0  146  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 39  53  0  145  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 R-1 18-9490                  38  21  1  143  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     32  45  0  143  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 STEADY DECLINE 84-47675      17   8  1  141  FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989)     BLACKSTONE
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             28  25  0  140  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 RYO 31-6470                  36  48  1  136  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    24  13  0  136  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 SWEET MUSIC 22-7107          23   9  4  135  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       35  22  1  131  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           34  45  4  130  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   32  54  0  130  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         30  34  3  130  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 ODACHI 31-6569               23  30  1  127  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       46  62  1  123  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       22  14  0  123  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335       12  12  4  123  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE
 ADEMA 61-3093                39  49  0  122  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          28  28  0  119  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298       34  21  0  116  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         39  36  0  115  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 ISHIBO 31-6441               32  53  2  114  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SOULTAKER 82-16461           17   8  2  114  HAS-BEENS (1999)           DWES EG
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            24   8  2  111  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
-TWO-TON TIMMONS 81-2578      27  25  0  109  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           43  38  1  102  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PART POWER 13-5627           42  77  0  100  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 KID KOALA 4-5694             26  33  1  100  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 SANTA MARIA 16-6451          21   7  1  100  MENTOR-SHIPS (1978)        WILLAF
 FAITH 47-8944                34  52  1   99  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYINARA 2-6131              34  42  1   97  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431        14  12  3   96  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          56  63  1   95  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 POWDER MONKEY 81-2683        25  18  1   95  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            33  51  0   94  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 ONE TIME! 47-8396            26  16  0   93  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      23  11  2   93  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           27  20  0   92  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 CURDLE 96-5748               19  18  3   92  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       30  35  0   91  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414       22  13  0   91  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            32  29  0   90  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 ADDICTION 84-48891           23  14  0   90  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 HERETIC 46-4553              21   4  0   90  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          31  49  1   87  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           26  11  2   86  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 WALLER 12-7303               22  12  1   84  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 ANOMALY 82-771               21  24  1   84  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 ATHENA 7-6674                16   4  1   83  THE MENTORS 12 (1993)      BONSUR
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837          35  15  0   82  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           20  29  0   81  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413   17   3  1   81  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
-DEATHFROMABOVE 2-1            9  10  4   81  FORCE OF FIVE (1927)       NIANIA
 BARRELS 75-3683              35  25  1   79  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 JAROBI 24-5158               36  55  3   78  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             35  26  0   78  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 SWABBIE SAM 81-2632          20  11  0   76  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 NECROWRETCH 73-6540          19   9  0   75  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988)     ERINIKA
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           24  78  0   74  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403     20   4  0   74  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SCONE GOLEM 7-6563           16   9  0   73  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          26  39  0   71  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 HOFFA 18-8478                61 200  1   70  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       18  43  0   70  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          26  31  3   69  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 DENSER 82-35579              15   5  2   69  WOTB A62 (2003)            DWES EG
 PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920        15   3  0   69  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 ED 26-5174                   34  20  0   66  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           33  29  0   66  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             29  43  0   65  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 ELF COBBLER 7-6525           19   3  2   64  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            46  73  1   61  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          17  15  0   61  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            33  30  7   58  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 FREEBOOTER 28-5201           20  22  0   58  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             23  20  1   57  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           19  24  0   57  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 ROBERT FROST 45-5021         17  11  2   57  DEAD POETS (1990)          STORMCROWE
-SUH SHE 84-54515             14  15  0   57  SUHT YOURSELF (2002)       BLACKSTONE
 JOMMY 56-4539                27  55  1   55  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 AYI'IG 73-6302               18  14  1   54  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
-SOLOMON KANE 12-1919         19  17  0   52  HOWARD'S HEROES (1928)     RIZTAB
-KLED 33-8766                 17  12  2   52  FORCE OF FIVE (2000)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HOFFA 18-9369                55 181  0   51  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 CANCHA 60-9147               24  26  1   51  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        20  44  0   51  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
-HAGALAZ 12-1165              16  10  1   51  FORCE OF FIVE (1926)       RIZTAB
 POT SHOT 78-3230             21  21  0   48  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 T-4 STRAIN 73-6567           24  31  2   42  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 BEDTIME 84-49248             20  92  0   42  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         28  41  5   41  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975          16  13  0   38  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 MALICE 99-6436                7   8  4   37  WHY 2? (1974)              SOUTH RIDGE
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             24  47  2   28  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FUERDAI devastated WHOOPIE DOO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FEZZIK was subdued by CANNED SAVRADESE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
RUY LOPEZ was overpowered by PEEKING DUCK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ONE TIME! was savagely defeated by SOULTAKER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
POWDER MONKEY was viciously subdued by MAMMA MIA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TEN GALLON HAT bested NECROWRETCH in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
GAMMA CEPHEI vanquished DRES in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
PRO 4 vanquished STONE GOSSARD in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
THAI CHILI overpowered CHUCKY in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was demolished by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SPIRALS was handily defeated by ROSA MEXICANA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
YONDER ORPHAN devastated BUGG-SHASH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
EXECUTIONER was unbelievably bested by RARE BREED in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
BLACKGUARD overpowered TICK ... TOCK in a action packed 2 minute uneven struggle.
KURT COBAIN devastated MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
COLOSSEUM HALLS savagely defeated DARQUE PREACHER in a exciting 21 minute brutal bout.
JURINE CASSEROLE overpowered KERN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SKILLET LIBEL was overpowered by BATTLING BOB in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TEDDY RUXPIN vanquished BABY BACK RIBS in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
PRIVATEER subdued REBUILD in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
SILVER SEAS overpowered STYGIAN HAG in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
COSMO was savagely defeated by EARLY ONE MORNING in a action packed 8 minute match.
WATSON won victory over HORRIFYING ATTACK in a popular 1 minute fray.
RUTH viciously subdued ROBERT JOHNSON in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout.
TRANSFORMERS overpowered DOLGAN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
MUTANT BLOWBY was overpowered by ZENSU LASAGNA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COREA savagely defeated DIAZ in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
MARY MARY was overpowered by JOB in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JEX viciously subdued TOCK .. TICK in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
JACK B. NIMBLE demolished EVISSIRATOR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ZETA AQUILAE handily defeated BLOCK in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
CAO CAO demolished THE GNOME in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
XI AQUILAE savagely defeated MC REN in a exciting 5 minute bloody competition.
EIGHTH-RATE was outwaited by THE HAMILTONS in a popular 8 minute brutal match.
TENTH WATCH vanquished WILLIE BROWN in a exciting 6 minute bloody mismatched duel.
KRILL SOUP vanquished 50 STAR GENERAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FLAME SPIDER was savagely defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a 5 minute competition.
INNARD SKINARD was narrowly defeated by ERIK in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
ELECTRIC SHEEP defeated AIR RAID in a popular 3 minute duel.
IOTA DRACONIS was overpowered by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
REDICULOUS was demolished by HUNGRY HAROLD in a 2 minute mismatched match.
PICAROON overpowered DEF JAM SHIRT in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES overpowered JANIS JOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DIFFERENT RULER overpowered POSTMORTEM in a exciting 2 minute one-sided struggle.
GORDONS savagely defeated PERPETUAL in a exciting 4 minute brutal brawl.
LONE WOLF viciously subdued NEVERMORE in a popular 2 minute gory brawl.
HIP WADERS slimly lost to CREAMED MALCORN in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
FREE CHEESE!! devastated TAMBA in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
SAVAGE BEATING was savagely defeated by DOBBIE in a 2 minute brutal duel.
ROBERT GERMAN handily defeated BUSTED KNUCKLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
MAIN EVENT devastated NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HAMBURGER TRAIN was vanquished by CHAZZ in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
CHATMON was savagely defeated by ICE WIND in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
RYO was beaten by FRANKIE in a exciting 5 minute gruesome battle.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was defeated by LUNITARI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
SOLINARI savagely defeated FOREIGN SHORE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal duel.
MEGABOLOX beat BICYCLE RACE in a popular 1 minute match.
RUBIN CARTER defeated NAAN COMBATANT in a popular 1 minute fight.
SAINT ANNIE devastated FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
SNAKE BITE was narrowly defeated by JOE WILLIAMS in a action packed 7 minute match.
JONAS was savagely defeated by LONG-NECKED LARRY in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
SPURT was unbelievably bested by SECOND MATE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
ILL SUBLIMINAL savagely defeated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 19 minute gory duel.
SAND MAGGOT overpowered ISHIBO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GWAR handily defeated ADEMA in a exciting 3 minute brutal uneven conflict.
RIGHTEOUS devastated ODACHI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE PROFESSOR beat ETA ANDROMEDAE in a popular 1 minute match.
CELL BLOCK A was handily defeated by CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
T.G.I. FLOYD'S demolished DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
BREAK OF DAY was viciously subdued by STEADY DECLINE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
R-1 handily defeated PART POWER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SWEET MUSIC was overcome by IRON-PLATED IRV in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
BEA HEADER demolished CRYINARA in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
THIRD STONE was handily defeated by LORETTA in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
THE HIEROPHANT was savagely defeated by HELLHOUND in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
THE FADED LINE savagely defeated CLEAN HANDS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
JAROBI was overpowered by FAITH in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
METAL BRACE defeated FREEBOOTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
ANOMALY was narrowly defeated by ST. RIKER in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
BARRELS was viciously subdued by SEYMORE GUTTS in a crowd boring 8 minute melee.
BETTERMAN was demolished by KID KOALA in a 1 minute uneven match.
BRUTALIX was overpowered by TRAIN RAIL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OVERSTAND was handily defeated by XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PINK SHIRT demolished T-4 STRAIN in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
BURDEN TOFU was beaten by STRAWBERRY JHANS in a action packed 1 minute contest.
ROBERT FROST slimly won victory over POT SHOT in a popular 4 minute fight.
ED was overpowered by HERETIC in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DELTA PICTORIS devastated WEST WOOD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven match.
MIRROR'S GAZE vanquished BEDTIME in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
ADDICTION overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
RIOT FIGHT was viciously subdued by ATHENA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
CURDLE vanquished AYI'IG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SHO'NUFF was demolished by LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
DENSER overpowered CANCHA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
ELF COBBLER viciously subdued HOFFA in a exciting 9 minute bloody fight.
BONESCRAPER was viciously subdued by SANTA MARIA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
CANDYMAN was vanquished by POWER PUNCH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
SCONE GOLEM devastated DIRTY CLOTHES in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
DELTA CORVI was demolished by SWABBIE SAM in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
MALICE was savagely defeated by BUSY BEE in a 8 minute bloody match.
JOMMY was handily defeated by BLUE PLATE SPECIAL in a 1 minute uneven battle.
-10 ATTACK was savagely defeated by SEDAN OF BAN in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
BASHER FORCE overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WALLER savagely defeated 8 AM CLASS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
PSUNAMI FORCE savagely defeated HERMY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      52         PARRY-STRIKE      38 -  29 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     34         LUNGING ATTACK   158 - 126 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         SLASHING ATTACK   52 -  47 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         AIMED BLOW       265 - 253 -  1      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         PARRY-LUNGE       38 -  37 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         WALL OF STEEL     87 -  90 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         STRIKING ATTACK  122 - 130 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  30 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         TOTAL PARRY      155 - 177 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    91 - 132 -  0      41  |

Turn 731 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      8 -  9         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 13         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  3     TOTAL PARRY       13 - 21         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 11     BASHING ATTACK     7 - 13         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW        29 - 23     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  7         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877       55  35  0  327 CEPHEUS (1820)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121             109  64  0  299 SHEPHERDS (1713)
LUNGING ATTACK   SILVER SEAS 22-7127        60  39  1  286 ARE YOU ? (1647)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       74  55  1  260 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLACKGUARD 5-5543          39  17  3  260 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
TOTAL PARRY      COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871     83  62  0  253 RUN DMC (1626)
BASHING ATTACK   YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387       67  29  2  233 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        92  58  0  227 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-LUNGE      PICAROON 28-5202           39  21  1  214 SEA DOGS (1864)
WALL OF STEEL    PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856    80  61  0  205 SUMMERTEETH (1651)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SNAKE BITE 56-4343.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346, 
EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661, TENTH WATCH 18-10705, DIAZ 14-5026, RYO 31-6470, HELLHOUND 
6-7152, THE FADED LINE 82--8863, ELF COBBLER 7-6525, EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010, and 
XI AQUILAE 62-4794.

The least popular fighter this week was BARRELS 75-3683.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105, DELTA CORVI 3-7763, AYI'IG 73-6302, ED 
26-5174, T-4 STRAIN 73-6567, BRUTALIX 31-6646, BETTERMAN 4-7037, SEYMORE GUTTS 
97-6431, CRYINARA 2-6131, and DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  SUNSET(21)           0  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           2  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  3 0  ARADI(60)            0  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  JURINE(61)           3  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       5  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  MORYA(28)            6  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  4 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  4 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  4 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  DWES EG(82)          8  6 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       9 10 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  3 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  4 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      83  62  0  253  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 CHAZZ 2-6132                34  19  1  161  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763          19  24  0   57  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        45  28  1  191  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543           39  17  3  260  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782         64  67  0  217  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     60  51 12  212  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 WATSON 9-5695               35  24  0  228  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387        39  36  0  115  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        74  55  1  260  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 COREA 12-7086               53  60  0  212  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             29  49  0  146  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 45  46  0  208  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   67  39  0  218  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      27  10  0  149  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121              109  64  0  299  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               51  53  1  205  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180  39  53  0  145  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127         60  39  1  286  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049      45  29  2  195  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602      29  12  0  204  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      23  10  1  174  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PRIVATEER 28-5247           44  31  0  249  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414      22  13  0   91  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            61  92  1  202  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856     80  61  0  205  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279       25  16  1  197  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                41  37  1  193  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521       30  17  1  210  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       68  46  0  206  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844    26  20  1  245  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               38  32  1  198  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         92  58  0  227  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            63  41  2  185  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 BONESCRAPER 50-3837         35  15  0   82  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND
 ERIK 56-3399                91 106  1  204  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511        95  71  0  196  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        55  35  0  327  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          39  44  1  201  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 CAO CAO 72-8791             41  47  1  216  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          24  13  1  188  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 SPIRALS 75-3613             67  19  2  196  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          26  11  2   86  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363        43  30  2  172  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THAI CHILI 82--8963         26  31  1  246  HARVEST DAY (1997)         DWES EG
 ROSA MEXICANA 84--30150     35  12  0  240  EL CAMINO:TRES (1953)      BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               31  28  0  232  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 SPURT 96-5750               21  16  4  160  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 EVISSIRATOR 97-292          31  37  7  184  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764          32  41  4  216  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          34  45  4  130  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE