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Date : 02/21/2018 Duedate: 03/06/2018
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 732
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984 97 69 2 58.4 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
2 CORVUS 3/1986 1915 1506 13 56.0 CRITICALS 75/1635
DRACO 56/1858 HURRICANE 84/1951
AQUILA 62/1908 JOHN BROWN 7/1843
PICTOR 26/1938 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
CEPHEUS 61/1820 SOME OLD B 84/1962
SEA DOGS 18/426 STILLMATIC 36/1652
SEA DOGS 22/1863 WILD STYLE 84/1791
SEA DOGS 28/1864 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
ANDROMEDA 99/1998 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
DUNGEON CELL 10/1861 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
DUNGEON CELL 46/1840 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828 LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
3 GOD SQUAD 1/1762 860 706 3 54.9 TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
TEAM FLOYD 38/690 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763 BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777 I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612 TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
4 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 215 182 3 54.2 WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
BASH BROS PARK 47/1867 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720 PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
NEXT GENERATION 18/1896 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004 7 GET 56/1814 95 96 2 49.7
BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919 BALTO 6/1793
BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906 ERRATA 32/1805
5 WHY 2? 99/1974 389 331 2 54.0 ERRATA 81/1823
CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871 THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
FROM THE 80'S 9/1881 TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885
MENTOR BLISS 14/1862 HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978 8 DEAD POETS 45/1990 93 102 3 47.7
THE MENTORS 12 7/1993 SHANGHAIED 81/1939
MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859 SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827
THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856 9 D.R.I. 21/1471 510 566 8 47.4
6 FIST 26/1889 3912 3827 42 50.5 BIG TEN 3 82/1747
QUEEN 9/1629 IN SHINOLA 82/1833
JAY-Z 10/1709 FEAR FACTORY 61/666
TRIBE 24/1648 HARVEST DAY 82/1997
N.W.A. 84/1945 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
REVIEW 84/1958 MY CARTOONS 72/1850
RUN DMC 1/1626 WHO DA MAN? 73/1992
BALLERS 84/1957 FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
SIC 'EM 84/1905 DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985
PEARL JAM 4/1638 GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
ARE YOU ? 22/1647 MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877
FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988 12 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708 117 140 3 45.5
FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989 WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831
FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730 13 ORDER 14/1754 325 392 3 45.3
PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872 ORDER 36/1780
DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822 SEINFELD 19/1741
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897 BAD BREAD 33/1041
10 T-3 98/1591 530 601 4 46.9 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
WOTB A62 82/2003 OTTODROME 13 84/1950
HAS-BEENS 82/1999 STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605 14 AVENGERS 31/1321 241 342 0 41.3
SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687 15 REDHORSE 56/1325 341 489 3 41.1
SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621 16 FORCE OF FIV 2/1927 2 3 0 40.0
11 BAD BEATS 47/1971 271 307 2 46.9 FORCE OF FIVE 12/1926
YOUNG GUNS 59/1907 FORCE OF FIVE 33/2000
WE GOT GAME 46/1695 HOWARD'S HEROES 12/1928
YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 612 1020 11 37.5
YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979 18-SUHT YOURSE 84/2002 0 1 0 0.0
MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
Mission to the Twisted Lands
Episode Two
Old Brown didn't want to get on the Flying Pig, a barge docked at Bonsur. Even though
the man leading him was half-giant, the horse was outsized as well and very difficult
to budge when he planted his feet. He flattened his ears and gave his man a muley
sneer. Around the barge, crewmen lounged, watching with amusement.
"You've been on boats before," Keel Woodhaven said. "This one's got more space than
others you've been on, and it rides smoother, so what's the big deal?" He gazed over
the barge, and spotted something moving in cages. "Chickens. Wait -- you can't
really be afraid of chickens?"
Old Brown didn't reply, just continued pulling back against the reins, his eyes
rolling and nostrils flaring.
Keel sighed heavily. "Horse, you already drove me to drink. What's next? Okay,
here's what we're gonna do..." He pulled a clean bandage out of one of the saddlebags
and tied it around Old Brown's head, as a blindfold. "Come on now, we're going up
this ramp... No? You can still smell 'em, huh? Wait a minute." He took off his
shirt, revealing a few shiny metallic scars on a body that was still muscular but past
its prime, and inserted the horse's nose into his armpit. "There. Better?"
A chicken clucked, and the horse's ears flicked rapidly.
Keel looked at the bargemen, raising his voice. "Gonna need some help here. I need
you all to sing. Does everybody know 'The Shews' Eating Contest'? No? How about
'Things That Make You Say Urp'? No? 'A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End'?" *
There was a murmur of agreement to that one, so after a couple of false starts,
everyone was roaring out the first few verses. And thus, to a bawdy musical fanfare,
Old Brown was led into the spacious stall that had been built for him on the deck, in
between stacks of crates.
Anticipating a two-week journey from Bonsur to Dustward if the weather continued
favorable, they settled in. Old Brown finally got used to the presence of chickens
and consented to be led around the perimeter of the deck, where there was a pathway of
sorts surrounding the cargo. As for Keel, he played cards with whoever wasn't rowing.
That led to some trouble, since he made up his own rules to any card game, but due to
his size and that of his sword, the Dentless, there were relatively few fights. Not
that he drew the sword on any of the bargemen, but it was always at his side. When
not quarreling about cards, he sometimes used one of his more pleasing abilities,
which was to tell stories of his adventures. These were mostly made up, or at least
everyone assumed so, but they were kind of raunchy, which made them interesting.
One evening, as Keel and half a dozen crewmen sat around a cauldron of hot coals next
to Old Brown's stall, warming their hands and toasting cheese sandwiches, Keel was
telling the story of how Sheila Greywand had long ago trapped him in a chaos gate.
Old Brown watched and listened, munching some hay.
"Sail ahead!" cried the lookout, a sharp-eyed fellow named Rancy, perched on top of
the pilot house. Two crewmen went up to look.
Keel stayed by the fire, turning his sandwich, trying to keep the melting cheese from
dripping out. "Damn it, we shoulda used a pan," he grumbled. Pulling the bread off
the end of the Dentless, he juggled the hot sandwich for a few seconds, cussing as
molten cheese ran over his fingers.
Just as he was about to take a big bite, Rancy yelled, "It's pirates! Get a weapon!"
The remaining four crewmen dropped their roasting sticks and ran for the bunkhouse
where they kept their weapons. Keel stood up, wolfed down his sandwich in two bites,
and yelled, "Which way?"
"Coming from the south!" Rancy called.
From the south, he thought, as he ran through the crate canyons toward the south edge
of the barge, which was near the bow and slightly to the left. In that direction, the
likeliest port for pirates was Dustward itself. Which meant there was a good chance
they were... odd, mutated by the residual malice of the destruction magic that had
devastated the Twisted Lands centuries ago. He'd heard that such people were often
driven mad by the energies that shaped them.
Twenty crewmen waited at the rail, brandishing swords, daggers, and cargo hooks. It
was a fairly defensible place, since the rail was a sturdy waist-high wooden wall with
holes at the bottom to let the water drain out. "You get pirates here often?" Keel
muttered.
"Yup," growled the villainous-looking woman next to him, a muscular tattooed person
with an eye patch and a mostly shaven head except for a crest of six-inch-long raven-
black hair that curved around her head from front to back. She held a curved, barbed
dagger in each hand.
Keel hadn't had much contact with her yet, so he said, "In case we're about to die,
what's your name?"
She glared at him.
He said, "I'm Keel."
"I don't care."
"Nah, see, this isn't me trying to get into your pants or something. If I was, I'd be
way more crude and offensive. This is warriorly cameraderie."
She ignored him, so he shrugged and stared at the approaching ship instead. It wasn't
flying a skull and crossbones flag, but there were still ways to tell that it was up
to no good. The way it sailed fast directly towards their barge, for instance. The
fact that the ship was painted black and showed no lights. The cannons pointed at
them, and the heavily armed people crowding the front of the ship and hanging off the
rigging were clues, too.
He was glad to see that the barge crew didn't look scared. He assumed they were
scared -- he knew he was -- but it was good that they had enough self-control not to
show it.
From up on top of the crates, Captain Hand called out, "I see crossbows! Get ready to
duck, lads and lass!" He had a smaller crate in front of him that he could use for
cover.
Keel felt his cheese sandwich wanting to come up, but he wouldn't let it, not yet. If
he did puke, he wanted to do it in a pirate's face. The pirate ship was swinging
around now, so as to come up beside the barge for easier boarding. Pirates stood
ready with grappling hooks.
The woman he thought of as "mohawk gal" suddenly said, "It's Linda. My name."
"Good to meet you, Linda."
"Duck!" yelled the Captain.
Keel and Linda dropped down behind the half-wall. He felt crossbow bolts thunking
into the other side of it. Then there was a loud explosion; pieces of splintered wood
and pottery showered down on them. He didn't see any bits of the Captain though.
He thought about his horse. If the pirates won, they'd probably eat Old Brown. Damn
it.
The pirate ship bumped against the side of the barge, and grappling hooks flew. Keel
thought there weren't likely to be more crossbow bolts because it took a while to wind
up one of those weapons. So he stood, swung the Dentless, and slashed the rope that
was attached to the nearest grapple. He saw Linda doing the same, and farther along
the rail in either direction, other bargemen. However, there were too many grapples.
Moments later, the first pirates were among them.
Keel had been afraid, but after chopping off just one head, he felt the old certainty
coming back. He was good at killing. In the Gate, he had mostly fought defensively
against endless hordes of monsters. But in the course of five hundred years trapped
there, he had taken many thousands of lives in face to face combat, enough to weary
and embitter him, enough to turn him from an idealistic young paladin into... whatever
he was now. Body parts flew. He carved a free zone amongst the pirates, and Linda
guarded his back. The other bargemen were relieved of pressure as the pirates
concentrated on him. From up above, the Captain shouted instructions, and soon the
bargemen had organized a counteroffensive. Keel glimpsed planks laid across the
shifting distance between the two craft, and then the bargemen roared across, hacking
and impaling with vengeful fury.
Currently there were no enemies near him. Keel sighed heavily, then looked around for
whoever needed help. Seeing a bleeding man, he pulled a hanky from his pocket to use
as a bandage and began to stanch the flow of blood. He glanced expectantly at Linda
but she still stood ready to fight.
Soon, it was over. The Captain came down to talk to him. The old man had lost his
right arm at the elbow, probably from the cannon blast. It was crudely bandaged, but
the Captain was white with shock. "Thanks for your help," he grated. "You've saved
our boat. I'll refund your fare, but that's all I can do. We lost some valuable
cargo."
"Keep the money," Keel said. "I knew the Trier was risky." He looked around.
Everyone in need of medical help was getting it. Relatively few bargemen were beyond
help. "What about that ship, and the men on it?"
"They're all dead. We'll take whatever we can find of value, and sink the ship."
There were no further incidents on the Trier. In due time, the Flying Pig hove into
view of Dustward. There was a dock, and the plan was to leave Keel and Old Brown
there, then proceed along the coast to Lirith Kai, where the Pig's cargo was due.
Linda waited with him as they drew near. He said, "Thanks for watching my back," and
then she kissed him. Surprisingly for a woman of her appearance, she didn't have bad
breath. She said, "Whether or not we meet again, know I am your friend."
He nodded, holding his horse's bridle. "Same here, Linda." He didn't add that his
heart belonged to someone else. But then, maybe Linda hadn't been offering to be his
girlfriend.
Old Brown didn't even need to be blindfolded for the gangplank. He could see land,
and was anxious to get there. They walked onto the dock, and Keel turned to wave
goodbye.
Up on top of the pilot house, Rancy called out, "You've got a welcoming committee!"
Striding down the dock was a group of six heavily armed men. Or rather, four men and
two... mutants.
* Song title borrowed from Terry Pratchett's Discworld.
Thank you, Sir Terry, for all the great stories.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good afternoon.
This is Sylvia Horn, yet again. Mr. Keel Woodhaven is still traveling. There were
105 fights today, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths. Mr. Woodhaven would have
called it a boring fight day. But Zontani Sharp Eyes dropped by and he said, "What
warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his foe's
mortality?" Ah.
Gamma Cephei is still the Captain of the Guard. And our premier Aimed Blow, of
course. GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (55-35-0,327) of CEPHEUS fought COREA (12-7086) (53-
60-0,212) of BLUE NOTE. GAMMA CEPHEI devastated COREA in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Title fight.
Clearly, Mr. Cephei has been honing his years.
Ruth is the most highly recognized Parry-Riposte. I certainly recognize her. She
always wears that soft lavender color that looks so well with her brown hair and eyes.
RUTH (18-10121) (109-64-0,299) of SHEPHERDS fought ZETA AQUILAE (62-4867) (37-16-
0,197) of AQUILA. RUTH unbelievably bested ZETA AQUILAE in an exciting 5 minute
brutal contest.
The highest ranked Lunger is Silver Seas. SILVER SEAS (22-7127) (60-39-1,286) of ARE
YOU ? fought WATSON (9-5695) (35-24-0,228) of SERPENTS HOLD 3. SILVER SEAS
overpowered WATSON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
The arena's best Striker, this turn, is Blackguard. BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (39-17-3,260)
of DUNGEON CELL fought REDICULOUS (84-41392) (36-27-1,191) of SIC 'EM. BLACKGUARD
viciously subdued REDICULOUS in an exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
Colosseum Halls is the top Total Parry. COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-8871) (83-62-0,253) of RUN
DMC fought STYGIAN HAG (82-56568) (36-55-0,189) of FEAR FACTORY II. COLOSSEUM HALLS
narrowly defeated STYGIAN HAG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
The most highly ranked Parry-Strike is Jurine Casserole. JURINE CASSEROLE (42-4844)
(26-20-1,245) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought HORRIFYING ATTACK (75-3621) (32-29-6,187) of
CRITICALS. JURINE CASSEROLE subdued HORRIFYING ATTACK in an exciting 1 minute melee.
Yonder Orphan is the top Basher. YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (67-29-2,233) of IT'S ALL
OVER NOW fought JEX (14-4848) (45-46-0,208) of ORDER. YONDER ORPHAN overpowered JEX
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
The top Slasher is Kurt Cobain. KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (92-58-0,227) of THE 27 CLUB
fought CREAMED MALCORN (7-6394) (41-54-0,187) of SHEWISH PICNIC. KURT COBAIN
overpowered CREAMED MALCORN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
EVISSIRATOR (97-292) (31-37-7,184) of SIRTAIN DEATH fought PIEHOLDEN SWEET (33-7856)
(80-61-0,205) of SUMMERTEETH. EVISSIRATOR was narrowly defeated by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in
an exciting 3 minute fray. Mr. Sweet is our most recognized Wall of Steel.
And the Parry-Lunge stylemaster is Eighth-Rate. EARLY ONE MORNING (16-6010) (67-39-
0,218) of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS fought EIGHTH-RATE (18-10661) (27-19-0,197) of SEA DOGS.
EARLY ONE MORNING slimly won victory over EIGHTH-RATE in a 10 minute bout. Oh dear,
that was a long fight. And I missed part of it since I made the mistake of eating
some food sold by one of the arena vendors. Two days' tummy troubles.
Job is still our overall popularity leader. JOB (18-6129) (72-188-0,204) of SHEPHERDS
fought SPURT (96-5750) (21-16-4,160) of BLOOD GANG 117F. JOB devastated SPURT in a 2
minute uneven bout.
This turn's favorite is Picaroon. PICAROON (28-5202) (39-21-1,214) of SEA DOGS fought
AIR RAID (84-32877) (39-36-0,191) of I SHALL BE FREE. PICAROON was viciously subdued
by AIR RAID in an action packed 12 minute gory duel.
In conclusion, let us ponder a few more words from Mr. Sharp Eyes. "Each warrior
practices one style, but must not the wise manager learn the secrets of them all?"
Indeed. Although I have heard that some gladiators practice more than one style.
Until next time, fare well. -- Sylvia Horn
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 56 35 0 338 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUTH 18-10121 110 64 0 317 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 61 39 1 302 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 40 17 3 271 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
THAI CHILI 82-56573 27 31 1 267 HARVEST DAY (1997) DWES EG
ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386 36 12 0 259 EL CAMINO:TRES (1953) BLACKSTONE
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 84 62 0 256 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844 27 20 1 250 SHEWISH BUFFET (1923) RODEKI
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 68 29 2 246 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 42 28 0 241 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
PRO 4 85-7401 32 28 0 236 4 PROS & A HACKER (1937) JASPER GULCH
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 93 58 0 235 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 68 39 0 229 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
KRILL SOUP 98-4764 33 41 4 228 SHEWISH BISTRO (1828) SYVYN'S HILL
JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078 50 50 0 227 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
ERIK 56-3399 92 106 1 222 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
DIAZ 14-5026 41 45 1 221 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
GORDONS 28-5337 47 31 0 215 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
AIR RAID 84-32877 40 36 0 213 I SHALL BE FREE (1842) BLACKSTONE
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 36 28 1 213 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
-FUERDAI 1-9286 33 26 2 213 YUPPIE HORDE (1880) MORDANT
TENTH WATCH 18-10705 35 16 0 212 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRANSFORMERS 72-8711 34 35 0 212 MY CARTOONS (1850) DRAGONHEAD
ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602 30 12 0 212 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 64 56 0 210 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
UPPER DECK 6-6268 34 27 0 210 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 81 61 0 209 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 59 49 1 209 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 25 13 1 209 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
JOB 18-6129 73 188 0 208 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867 37 17 0 208 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
SPIRALS 75-3613 68 19 2 207 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
KERN 36-7601 42 37 1 207 ORDER (1780) JHANS
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 40 44 1 207 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
DRES 18-10562 39 26 1 207 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
RARE BREED 28-5350 63 33 0 205 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 46 29 2 205 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
-THE TAKEOVER 10-6346 32 22 1 203 JAY-Z (1709) KOLACT
NEVERMORE 9-5846 31 36 0 203 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661 27 20 0 203 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 68 47 0 202 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 96 71 0 201 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 64 68 0 201 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
JEX 14-4848 45 47 0 201 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
BACK 56-3949 33 27 0 201 GET (1814) ROCANIS
FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279 26 16 1 201 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
DOBBIE 84-30850 69 72 2 200 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892 50 18 0 200 WAY OF THINKING (1874) BLACKSTONE
RUBIN CARTER 84-33714 34 23 1 200 HURRICANE (1951) BLACKSTONE
PERPETUAL 84-14073 17 7 0 200 OTTODROME 13 (1950) BLACKSTONE
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 75 33 3 199 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 64 61 4 198 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 59 46 0 198 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
REBUILD 36-7697 52 53 0 198 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
-FEZZIK 45-814 38 32 1 198 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 74 56 1 196 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 71 47 0 196 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
MAIN EVENT 36-7845 48 32 3 196 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
CHUCKY 22-7121 38 31 1 196 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 36 56 0 196 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
WATSON 9-5695 35 25 0 196 SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605) ZUKAL
COREA 12-7086 53 61 0 195 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
REDICULOUS 84-41392 36 28 1 195 SIC 'EM (1905) BLACKSTONE
PICAROON 28-5202 39 22 1 194 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
SOLINARI 82-41826 31 50 2 193 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 65 55 3 192 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 60 52 12 192 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520 33 28 0 192 GOD SQUAD (1762) MORDANT
COSMO 19-4498 51 54 1 191 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627 42 38 1 191 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
EVISSIRATOR 97-292 31 38 7 191 SIRTAIN DEATH (1827) SHADOW GROVE
PRIVATEER 28-5247 44 32 0 190 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
CAO CAO 72-8791 41 48 1 190 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 39 37 4 190 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 50 71 2 189 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 41 55 0 189 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811 31 23 1 189 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 32 30 6 188 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 61 88 1 187 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 40 33 0 187 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521 30 18 1 187 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546 37 34 0 186 DRACO (1858) ROCANIS
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 45 29 1 185 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 48 71 2 184 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
MEGABOLOX 47-4312 41 42 1 184 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831) NORTH FORK
MARY MARY 1-8872 67 78 1 183 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380 36 28 1 182 LAST THOUGHTS (1892) BLACKSTONE
SAINT ANNIE 84-41396 32 21 3 182 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 24 10 1 181 FIST (1889) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MC REN 84-27222 42 30 0 180 N.W.A. (1945) BLACKSTONE
SECOND MATE 22-7157 36 35 1 180 SEA DOGS (1863) SOLVEN
ICE WIND 47-7758 63 42 2 179 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 58 83 0 179 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 35 37 5 179 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 31 67 0 178 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911 52 25 3 176 WILD STYLE (1791) BLACKSTONE
MEABEER 56-3899 35 26 0 176 GET (1814) ROCANIS
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 32 34 0 176 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 82 84 0 175 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
PEEKING DUCK 81-2363 44 30 2 174 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
HIP WADERS 82-56642 31 53 1 174 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
LONE WOLF 31-162 61 93 1 173 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
THE GNOME 84-26786 51 30 0 171 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890) BLACKSTONE
BOZO 42-4016 61 87 0 170 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 13 12 4 169 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE
TAMBA 97-6138 35 26 4 167 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
STEADY DECLINE 84-47675 18 8 1 166 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989) BLACKSTONE
GWAR 2-6074 32 49 1 165 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
LUNITARI 82-57001 23 9 0 164 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
CHAZZ 2-6132 35 19 1 163 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
SPURT 96-5750 21 17 4 161 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
BLOCK 26-5168 30 30 1 160 FIST (1889) CALEAM
FEALOST 1-3916 68 97 2 159 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
DOLGAN 56-751 57 128 5 159 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 47 55 1 159 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
CHATMON 6-6992 44 43 3 159 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
JONAS 25-5938 30 31 1 159 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
WILLIE BROWN 6-6944 53 43 0 153 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 40 53 0 152 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456 27 56 1 150 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346 27 11 0 150 ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763) ALJAFIR
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 32 46 0 149 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 65 49 1 147 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
R-1 18-9490 39 21 1 146 NEXT GENERATION (1896) TALCAMA
-RUY LOPEZ 46-4461 35 31 2 146 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
-FRANKIE 13-5579 29 49 0 146 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
BEA HEADER 99-4683 35 45 4 143 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
SWEET MUSIC 22-7107 24 9 4 141 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620 33 54 0 139 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
SOULTAKER 82-16461 18 8 2 137 HAS-BEENS (1999) DWES EG
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 31 34 3 134 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
THIRD STONE 22-7244 29 28 0 134 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
THE PROFESSOR 84-30925 35 23 1 133 BALLERS (1957) BLACKSTONE
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 46 63 1 131 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
RYO 31-6470 36 49 1 131 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SANTA MARIA 16-6451 22 7 1 130 MENTOR-SHIPS (1978) WILLAF
THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298 35 21 0 128 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
MAMMA MIA 14-5144 24 9 2 127 STREEP LEGAL (1977) TOBIR
HELLHOUND 6-7152 28 26 0 125 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 40 36 0 124 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
ODACHI 31-6569 23 31 1 123 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761 24 14 0 117 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 22 15 0 115 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KID KOALA 4-5694 27 33 1 114 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
ISHIBO 31-6441 32 54 2 113 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
METAL BRACE 7-6453 43 39 1 111 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
ADEMA 61-3093 39 50 0 110 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
PINK SHIRT 28-5336 28 20 0 107 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 57 63 1 103 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
THE FADED LINE 82-56673 24 11 2 102 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431 15 12 3 102 U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970) SHADOW GROVE
FAITH 47-8944 35 52 1 101 SERPENTS HOLD II (1904) NORTH FORK
CRYINARA 2-6131 35 42 1 101 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ST. RIKER 62-4828 34 51 0 100 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
HEDGEHOG 56-3748 26 27 0 100 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
HERETIC 46-4553 22 4 0 100 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
ADDICTION 84-48891 24 14 0 97 REVIEW (1958) BLACKSTONE
CURDLE 96-5748 20 18 3 97 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
PART POWER 13-5627 42 78 0 95 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
-ONE TIME! 47-8396 26 16 0 93 BAD BEATS (1971) NORTH FORK
BETTERMAN 4-7037 36 26 0 92 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
BUSY BEE 18-10572 33 29 0 92 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 34 29 0 91 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919) DRAGONHEAD
-TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414 22 13 0 91 YUPPIE HORDE (1979) IAYE
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413 18 3 1 91 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 21 29 0 89 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403 21 4 0 89 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
ATHENA 7-6674 17 4 1 89 THE MENTORS 12 (1993) BONSUR
SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112 31 50 1 88 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173 30 36 0 88 PICTOR (1938) CALEAM
POWDER MONKEY 81-2683 25 19 1 86 SHANGHAIED (1939) SHADOWSPIRE
WALLER 12-7303 22 13 1 85 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
DENSER 82-35579 16 5 2 85 WOTB A62 (2003) DWES EG
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 23 17 2 84 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
BONESCRAPER 50-3837 35 16 0 83 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
DEATHFROMABOVE 2-1 10 10 4 83 FORCE OF FIVE (1927) NIANIA
CLOWN 14-4418 27 40 0 82 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795) TOBIR
CANCHA 60-9147 25 26 1 81 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ITEM 32-4794 23 16 0 81 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
NECROWRETCH 73-6540 20 9 0 80 FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988) ERINIKA
OVERSTAND 36-7937 34 30 7 77 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SCONE GOLEM 7-6563 16 10 0 77 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
-SWABBIE SAM 81-2632 20 11 0 76 SHANGHAIED (1939) SHADOWSPIRE
CLEAN HANDS 17-7677 27 39 0 74 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697 18 44 0 74 FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964) BLACKSTONE
PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920 16 3 0 74 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
CANDYMAN 22-7177 30 43 0 70 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
BURDEN TOFU 38-5293 18 15 0 69 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
HOFFA 18-8478 61 201 1 67 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
ED 26-5174 34 21 0 67 FIST (1889) CALEAM
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 20 24 0 67 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
ELF COBBLER 7-6525 19 4 2 67 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
WEST WOOD 13-5630 46 74 1 66 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
JAROBI 24-5158 36 56 3 66 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
BRUTALIX 31-6646 24 20 1 64 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
BARRELS 75-3683 35 26 1 63 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
POT SHOT 78-3230 22 21 0 63 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
RIOT FIGHT 84-49230 26 32 3 62 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
TERRE HAUTE 21-4522 25 21 0 60 TRIAL & ERROR (1885) SUNSET
STRAY CAT 81-242 23 22 0 58 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
T-4 STRAIN 73-6567 25 31 2 57 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-10 ATTACK 21-7906 24 79 0 57 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
ANOMALY 82-771 21 25 1 57 LEGAL TERMS (1984) DWES EG
ROBERT FROST 45-5021 17 12 2 57 DEAD POETS (1990) STORMCROWE
AYI'IG 73-6302 18 15 1 54 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
-SOLOMON KANE 12-1919 19 17 0 52 HOWARD'S HEROES (1928) RIZTAB
-KLED 33-8766 17 12 2 52 FORCE OF FIVE (2000) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 15 6 1 52 BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004) ILLIS
-HAGALAZ 12-1165 16 10 1 51 FORCE OF FIVE (1926) RIZTAB
-END OF TIME 22-7377 14 6 3 51 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674 20 45 0 50 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
HOFFA 18-9369 55 182 0 48 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 26 12 2 48 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
JOMMY 56-4539 27 56 1 46 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
RAT-CATCHER 5-5714 15 17 0 46 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
FREEBOOTER 28-5201 20 23 0 43 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
BASHER FORCE 62-4872 28 42 5 38 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
-CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975 16 13 0 38 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
MALICE 99-6436 7 9 4 38 WHY 2? (1974) SOUTH RIDGE
BEDTIME 84-49248 20 93 0 37 BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906) BLACKSTONE
SHO'NUFF 25-5896 24 48 2 35 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
-TENNESSEE JED 10-6738 11 1 0 34 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
-CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER 10-6735 10 0 0 30 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
RACOON 99-6151 9 7 4 30 THROWIN SHADE (1895) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAMMA CEPHEI devastated COREA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JURINE CASSEROLE subdued HORRIFYING ATTACK in a exciting 1 minute melee.
COLOSSEUM HALLS narrowly defeated STYGIAN HAG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
KURT COBAIN overpowered CREAMED MALCORN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES vanquished SKILLET LIBEL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRIVATEER was handily defeated by ERIK in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
PICAROON was viciously subdued by AIR RAID in a action packed 12 minute gory duel.
ZENSU LASAGNA was vanquished by KERN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KRILL SOUP overpowered 50 STAR GENERAL in a 1 minute uneven match.
SILVER SEAS overpowered WATSON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAO CAO was subdued by DOBBIE in a 2 minute competition.
RUTH unbelievably bested ZETA AQUILAE in a exciting 5 minute brutal contest.
THAI CHILI viciously subdued ROBERT JOHNSON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
YONDER ORPHAN overpowered JEX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
EARLY ONE MORNING slimly won victory over EIGHTH-RATE in a 10 minute bout.
BLACKGUARD viciously subdued REDICULOUS in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
ROSA MEXICANA beat THE HAMILTONS in a exciting 3 minute bout.
ELMORE JAMES was savagely defeated by ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 2 minute conflict.
PRO 4 savagely defeated MEGABOLOX in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
TEDDY RUXPIN was savagely defeated by JACK B. NIMBLE in a action packed 2 minute fray.
CANNED SAVRADESE was devastated by GORDONS in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided bout.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA vanquished COSMO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DARQUE PREACHER was vanquished by RUBIN CARTER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
INNARD SKINARD was viciously subdued by JANIS JOBLIN in a action packed 4 minute bout.
EVISSIRATOR was narrowly defeated by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a exciting 3 minute fray.
UPPER DECK won victory over GWAR in a popular 1 minute bout.
DIFFERENT RULER overpowered POSTMORTEM in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
DIAZ demolished DEF JAM SHIRT in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
EXECUTIONER overpowered THE GNOME in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fray.
SOLINARI was defeated by RARE BREED in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
JOB devastated SPURT in a 2 minute uneven bout.
FIGHTING ILLINI overpowered JONAS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
ANGRY LIGHTNING vanquished SNAKE BITE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
STONE GOSSARD was beaten by PERPETUAL in a exciting 3 minute competition.
DRES handily defeated FLAME SPIDER in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
SPIRALS vanquished MUTANT BLOWBY in a exciting 2 minute mismatched duel.
TENTH WATCH viciously subdued BACK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
BUGG-SHASH devastated ICE WIND in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
TRANSFORMERS demolished BLOCK in a 2 minute one-sided match.
CHUCKY savagely defeated MARY MARY in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
XI AQUILAE beat WHOOPIE DOO in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
BABY BACK RIBS viciously subdued MC REN in a exciting 7 minute bloody match.
SAND MAGGOT was savagely defeated by FREE CHEESE!! in a exciting 3 minute gory battle.
TICK ... TOCK narrowly defeated SECOND MATE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute conflict.
IOTA DRACONIS was savagely defeated by REBUILD in a exciting 10 minute struggle.
MEABEER was unbelievably bested by ASSISTANT MANAGER in a 6 minute fight.
LONE WOLF was demolished by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ROBERT GERMAN was beaten by NEVERMORE in a action packed 2 minute bloody bout.
MAIN EVENT overpowered LUNITARI in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FEALOST was viciously subdued by SAVAGE BEATING in a 2 minute brutal contest.
CHAZZ overpowered METAL BRACE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
JOE WILLIAMS viciously subdued HAMBURGER TRAIN in a crowd pleasing 9 minute battle.
WILLIE BROWN was viciously subdued by STEADY DECLINE in a popular 4 minute fight.
CHATMON was subdued by BOZO in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
RIGHTEOUS defeated T.G.I. FLOYD'S in a popular 2 minute fight.
TAMBA slimly won victory over DOLGAN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SAINT ANNIE savagely defeated MAMMA MIA in a action packed 3 minute gory battle.
BUSTED KNUCKLE defeated HIP WADERS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome contest.
PEEKING DUCK viciously subdued FOREIGN SHORE in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
TOCK .. TICK savagely defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a popular 5 minute gory fight.
ILL SUBLIMINAL was viciously subdued by ETA ANDROMEDAE in a 3 minute duel.
NAAN COMBATANT was handily defeated by BEA HEADER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ADEMA was devastated by THIRD STONE in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
THE PROFESSOR was viciously subdued by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 20 minute match.
SWEET MUSIC demolished ISHIBO in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
HEDGEHOG was demolished by BREAK OF DAY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
ODACHI was beaten by THE HIEROPHANT in a exciting 3 minute bloody contest.
HELLHOUND was savagely defeated by SOULTAKER in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO was savagely defeated by R-1 in a action packed 4 minute brutal match.
RYO was bested by FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
CHAINSAW JUGGLER lost to SANTA MARIA in a exciting 1 minute duel.
CELL BLOCK A vanquished PART POWER in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided fray.
POWER PUNCH overcame BILLY THE KID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
CURDLE subdued SCONE GOLEM in a popular 2 minute bout.
POWDER MONKEY was overpowered by KID KOALA in a 2 minute gory uneven competition.
PINK SHIRT savagely defeated BONESCRAPER in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
THE FADED LINE won victory over WALLER in a 2 minute fight.
SEYMORE GUTTS bested SEDAN OF BAN in a action packed 3 minute bloody bout.
DELTA PICTORIS was viciously subdued by ADDICTION in a action packed 1 minute fight.
FAITH savagely defeated WEST WOOD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
ST. RIKER subdued ELF COBBLER in a 2 minute duel.
CRYINARA overpowered ROBERT FROST in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven brawl.
ED was handily defeated by HERETIC in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
JOMMY was overpowered by DELTA CORVI in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
CLOWN was defeated by STRAWBERRY JHANS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
FREEBOOTER was demolished by POT SHOT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DIRTY CLOTHES was devastated by NECROWRETCH in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
CLEAN HANDS savagely defeated HOFFA in a popular 9 minute brutal fight.
HOFFA was devastated by BLUE PLATE SPECIAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
MIRROR'S GAZE was outwaited by BUSY BEE in a action packed 9 minute brutal duel.
RIOT FIGHT was vanquished by XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
BEDTIME was demolished by BRUTALIX in a 1 minute uneven contest.
DENSER devastated JAROBI in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ANOMALY was devastated by CANCHA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
SHO'NUFF was savagely defeated by TERRE HAUTE in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
STRAY CAT was bested by BURDEN TOFU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
TRAIN RAIL was demolished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BARRELS was demolished by 8 AM CLASS in a action packed 2 minute one-sided contest.
RACOON was devastated by DEATHFROMABOVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MALICE was demolished by PSUNAMI FORCE in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
ATHENA vanquished AYI'IG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
T-4 STRAIN narrowly defeated RAT-CATCHER in a 4 minute bloody competition.
-10 ATTACK was demolished by OVERSTAND in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
BETTERMAN beat ITEM in a popular 1 minute bout.
BASHER FORCE was overpowered by CANDYMAN in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 55 PARRY-STRIKE 41 - 26 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 36 LUNGING ATTACK 158 - 121 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 27 PARRY-RIPOSTE 29 - 27 - 1 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 25 SLASHING ATTACK 51 - 48 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 20 AIMED BLOW 264 - 261 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 17 WALL OF STEEL 88 - 88 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 125 - 128 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 9 TOTAL PARRY 154 - 184 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-LUNGE 35 - 42 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 BASHING ATTACK 94 - 127 - 0 43 |
Turn 732 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 27 - 28 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 10 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 9 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 11 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 20 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 8 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 56 35 0 338 CEPHEUS (1820)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUTH 18-10121 110 64 0 317 SHEPHERDS (1713)
LUNGING ATTACK SILVER SEAS 22-7127 61 39 1 302 ARE YOU ? (1647)
STRIKING ATTACK BLACKGUARD 5-5543 40 17 3 271 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
TOTAL PARRY COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 84 62 0 256 RUN DMC (1626)
PARRY-STRIKE JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844 27 20 1 250 SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)
BASHING ATTACK YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 68 29 2 246 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
SLASHING ATTACK KURT COBAIN 46-4253 93 58 0 235 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
WALL OF STEEL PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 81 61 0 209 SUMMERTEETH (1651)
PARRY-LUNGE EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661 27 20 0 203 SEA DOGS (426)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
PICAROON 28-5202. The ten other most popular fighters were BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049,
MEABEER 56-3899, ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867, EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661, IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546,
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82--8931, STEADY DECLINE 84--17861, MIRROR'S GAZE 84--17839, THAI
CHILI 82--8963, and PINK SHIRT 28-5336.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369. The other ten least popular
fighters were VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180, RAT-CATCHER 5-5714, AYI'IG 73-6302,
RACOON 99-6151, TRAIN RAIL 78-3239, JAROBI 24-5158, BEDTIME 84--16288, RIOT FIGHT
84--16306, FREEBOOTER 28-5201, and ED 26-5174.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 3 0 SOLVEN(22) 5 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 7 0
NIANIA(2) 3 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 3 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 ARADI(60) 3 0 0
JHELUM(4) 2 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 3 0 JURINE(61) 1 4 0
KALTOS(5) 3 1 0 MORYA(28) 5 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 4 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 4 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 3 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 7 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 2 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 4 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 6 8 0
DULLENS(13) 1 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 10 9 0
TOBIR(14) 1 3 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 2 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 3 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 6 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 2 0
SUNSET(21) 2 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 84 62 0 256 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GWAR 2-6074 32 49 1 165 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 20 24 0 67 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 45 29 1 185 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 40 17 3 271 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
UPPER DECK 6-6268 34 27 0 210 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 64 56 0 210 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
NEVERMORE 9-5846 31 36 0 203 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 40 36 0 124 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 74 56 1 196 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
COREA 12-7086 53 61 0 195 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 57 63 1 103 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
DIAZ 14-5026 41 45 1 221 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 68 39 0 229 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346 27 11 0 150 ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763) ALJAFIR
RUTH 18-10121 110 64 0 317 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
COSMO 19-4498 51 54 1 191 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180 40 53 0 152 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 61 39 1 302 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 46 29 2 205 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602 30 12 0 212 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 24 10 1 181 FIST (1889) CALEAM
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 42 28 0 241 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
LONE WOLF 31-162 61 93 1 173 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
ITEM 32-4794 23 16 0 81 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 81 61 0 209 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279 26 16 1 201 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
KERN 36-7601 42 37 1 207 ORDER (1780) JHANS
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 40 33 0 187 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 68 47 0 202 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844 27 20 1 250 SHEWISH BUFFET (1923) RODEKI
ROBERT FROST 45-5021 17 12 2 57 DEAD POETS (1990) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 93 58 0 235 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
MEGABOLOX 47-4312 41 42 1 184 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831) NORTH FORK
BONESCRAPER 50-3837 35 16 0 83 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
ERIK 56-3399 92 106 1 222 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 23 17 2 84 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 96 71 0 201 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 56 35 0 338 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867 37 17 0 208 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
TRANSFORMERS 72-8711 34 35 0 212 MY CARTOONS (1850) DRAGONHEAD
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 25 13 1 209 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
SPIRALS 75-3613 68 19 2 207 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
POT SHOT 78-3230 22 21 0 63 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
PEEKING DUCK 81-2363 44 30 2 174 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
THAI CHILI 82--8963 27 31 1 267 HARVEST DAY (1997) DWES EG
ROSA MEXICANA 84--30150 36 12 0 259 EL CAMINO:TRES (1953) BLACKSTONE
PRO 4 85-7401 32 28 0 236 4 PROS & A HACKER (1937) JASPER GULCH
SPURT 96-5750 21 17 4 161 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
EVISSIRATOR 97-292 31 38 7 191 SIRTAIN DEATH (1827) SHADOW GROVE
KRILL SOUP 98-4764 33 41 4 228 SHEWISH BISTRO (1828) SYVYN'S HILL
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 13 12 4 169 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA
We have planned our summer FTF for July 13-15, 2018, in Arlington, Virginia, only 7
miles on a quick Metro ride from Washington, D.C.!. It will be held at the Holiday
Inn Arlington at Ballston. Room rates are $79 per night on 7/12 and 7/15 and $129 on
7/13 and 7/14, 1-2 occupancy. There's free wireless throughout the property as well
as a fitness center, outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and bar
inside the hotel. There is no airport shuttle and parking is $7/day. The rooms are
blocked -- ask for the Reality Simulations block. Reservations must be made by 6/12.
(As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!)
Hotel site: http://www.hiarlington.com
Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!
-- RSI