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Date : 03/21/2018 Duedate: 04/03/2018
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 734
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984 101 71 2 58.7 BALLERS 84/1957
4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937 SIC 'EM 84/1905
FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835 PEARL JAM 4/1638
2 CORVUS 3/1986 1949 1530 14 56.0 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
DRACO 56/1858 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
AQUILA 62/1908 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
PICTOR 26/1938 CRITICALS 75/1635
CEPHEUS 61/1820 HURRICANE 84/1951
SEA DOGS 18/426 JOHN BROWN 7/1843
SEA DOGS 22/1863 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
SEA DOGS 28/1864 SOME OLD B 84/1962
ANDROMEDA 99/1998 STILLMATIC 36/1652
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 WILD STYLE 84/1791
DUNGEON CELL 10/1861 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
DUNGEON CELL 46/1840 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
3 GOD SQUAD 1/1762 875 716 3 55.0 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
RED SCARE 22/1960 HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006
TEAM FLOYD 38/690 LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
TERRAPIN STATION 10/598 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007 BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612 I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
4 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 221 190 3 53.8 TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
BASH BROS PARK 47/1867 WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
NEXT GENERATION 18/1896 PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919 7-GET 56/1814 95 96 2 49.7
BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906 BALTO 6/1793
5 WHY 2? 99/1974 396 344 2 53.5 ERRATA 32/1805
CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871 ERRATA 81/1823
FROM THE 80'S 9/1881 THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
MENTOR BLISS 14/1862 TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885
MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978 HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
THE MENTORS 12 7/1993 8 DEAD POETS 45/1990 96 105 3 47.8
MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859 SHANGHAIED 81/1939
THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856 SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827
6 FIST 26/1889 4001 3910 43 50.6 9 GWAR 82/1731 539 598 9 47.4
QUEEN 9/1629 D.R.I. 21/1471
TRIBE 24/1648 BIG TEN 3 82/1747
B.I.G. 32/1683 IN SHINOLA 82/1833
N.W.A. 84/1945 FEAR FACTORY 61/666
REVIEW 84/1958 HARVEST DAY 82/1997
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
RUN DMC 1/1626 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697
MY CARTOONS 72/1850 WE GOT GAME 46/1695
WHO DA MAN? 73/1992 YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
FEAR FACTORY 82/1729 YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979
DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955 12-WEIRD ALCHE 47/1831 117 140 3 45.5
MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988 13 ORDER 14/1754 331 400 3 45.3
FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989 ORDER 36/1780
FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964 SEINFELD 19/1741
FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730 BAD BREAD 33/1041
PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822 OTTODROME 13 84/1950
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897 STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
10 T-3 98/1591 539 606 4 47.1 14 REDHORSE 56/1325 342 492 3 41.0
WOTB A62 82/2003 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
HAS-BEENS 82/1999 15 AVENGERS 31/1321 244 351 0 41.0
SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970 16 FORCE OF FIV 2/1927 3 5 0 37.5
U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687 FORCE OF FIVE 33/2000
SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 612 1024 11 37.4
11 BAD BEATS 47/1971 278 312 2 47.1 18 HOUSE JHERE 35/2005 0 3 0 0.0
YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
Mission to the Twisted Lands
Episode Four
As they rode away from the river, Keel said, "What river is that, by the way?"
"We call it the Troublesome, but I think in Lirith Kai they call it the An Kiu," said
Kot Buglar. "It's real important. Drains the Trier towards the Southern Ocean." He
sounded quite proud.
Keel nodded. He knew people tended to take personal credit for the rivers they grew
up near. After all, where did your pee go? "That's a pretty big deal," he agreed,
cementing the lad's good opinion of him. "Good fishing?"
"Around here, yeah. Farther downstream, it gets a little, um... risky. Really
unusual fish, you know?"
They rode up a rocky trail toward a line of dusty hills. The pale winter sun was
shining, but there was a breeze from the north and it really should have felt cooler
than it did. Keel wondered whether the sense of heat was due to residual magic in the
land. "Rock Darn said there'd been tracks," he said. "Have you seen any?"
"Yeah. They look like... well, something with three feet, and each foot is a cluster
of snakes."
"How big?"
"From the strides between prints, if it was man-shaped, I'd say it was twelve feet
tall."
"Just one creature?"
"I think so, yeah."
Keel didn't think the description of the tracks was good news. He pondered tactics as
they rode. In his experience, squiddy things were smart. After all, they had fingers
and could easily use tools. So... "When we know where it is, we don't want it to see
us at first. We need to make it curious so it'll come into a trap."
"Curious?"
"We don't know if it has ears, but we can try making strange sounds. Have you got a
harmonica, kazoo, anything like that?"
"I do have a kazoo," Kot said. "It was my dad's. You can play it, but don't get spit
all over it."
"You should play it. I'll be hiding, ready to stick my sword in the critter."
"So I'll be the bait," said young Kot, without resentment.
"Yup."
"Woodhaven, I've been thinking. How do you close a leaking Chaos Gate? I mean, with
planks and tar like a boat? Do you cast a spell, or what?"
"Hell no, I don't cast spells. Sheila seems to think I can do this, though." Keel
frowned, patting Old Brown's neck. "Gates like that are made of... well, I don't know
what it is, but it's kind of a living metal. When I was in one of those Gates and I
got hurt, I patched my body with chunks from the walls of the place. I guess I could
do the same thing to patch a Gate." He shrugged. "We'll play it by ear."
Suddenly, a horrible thought occurred to him. About 520 years ago Sheila had sent him
into a Chaos Gate to hold off the monsters while she sealed it... with him inside it.
At the time, he'd assumed she meant for him to slip out at the last moment. But what
if she'd meant to seal him in, for the good of Alastari of course. Why wouldn't she
do it again? He said, "Yeah... on second thought, after we take care of this monster,
I'll worry about the Gate and you just hightail it back to town, okay?"
Another Gate. Another... how many centuries this time? In the dark, eating fungus,
fighting eternally while everyone he knew in the world grew old and died -- everyone
except his horse, that she'd kept young for him -- while thanks to Sheila's spell of
agelessness he just went on and on. He didn't think he could stand it again. Maybe
he wasn't really in love with Sheila Greywand, after all. Maybe he would really like
to get to know Linda better. Maybe after they killed this monster, he and Kot should
both hightail it out of there.
"Ever traveled, kid? Seen the world?"
"Not really," Kot replied.
"You should. I mean, home is nice and all, but there's a lot of places prettier than
Dustward."
"But wouldn't it be a problem, the way I look?"
"Maybe. But some folks won't care. Oughta give them a chance. Just think about it."
They'd left the Troublesome River just after sunrise. Now it was midafternoon, and
they were in a land of rocky brown hills and narrow canyons. The sky was hazy with
blown dust, the sun a dim yellow-orange ball threaded with strands of denser dust. It
wasn't very bright out, but Keel felt sunburned. He thought it was probably from
residual magic and not sunlight. He wondered what color he would turn after this
ride.
A piercing screech echoed down the canyon they were following. Kot's mule shied and
snorted in fear, but Old Brown, after tossing his head once, steadied under his
rider's hand.
Fighting to control Balky the mule, Kot gasped, "Don't recognize that scream, so I
guess it's prob'ly what we're after."
"Good! Get out your kazoo." Keel looked around for cover. There were no convenient
caves, but he did see a fairly deep overhang. "Okay, dismount. I'll push a boulder
over in front of this and we can shelter the horses behind it."
Kot held the horses, his yellow eyes shifting nervously around, while Keel strained to
roll a very large rock in front of the overhang. As Kot led the horses into the
enclosure, the screech came again. This time it was loud enough to hurt their ears.
It sounded like it was just around the first bend in the canyon.
"Play," Keel said, drawing his sword. "Stay near the shelter though, and when the
monster shows up, you run in there, take the horses, and go!"
The younger man gave him a surprised look. "I'm not running."
It was no use arguing. Keel wouldn't have gone either, if it was him. "Okay. I'll
keep it occupied and you get in a slash when you can. Keep out of my way though, I
swing real wide when I fight."
Kot began to play the kazoo. It was a strange, buzzing little tune, sort of a lunatic
march. They had been heading mostly eastward, but this canyon had bent so the part
around the bend angled southwest. Keel walked as quietly as possible to the other
wall, so he'd be as close as he could get when the thing came around the sharp corner.
A shadow appeared -- shaggy, with a bulbous body and three long legs. The half-Shew
raised his sword high for a downward strike. Kot stood in front of the boulder they'd
moved, intently playing his tune and slightly moving his feet along with it. His eyes
widened; he saw the monster a second before Keel did. But he kept playing. Brave
man, Keel thought.
Then it was there, and Keel brought the Dentless down with all of his strength. His
steel struck a nest of feathered tentacles, cut deep, and came up covered with
greenish-yellow ichor and ragged black feathers. A musty stink rose from the sword
and the monster. He noticed that the thing was wearing saddlebags, held to its body
with a woven strap.
With a coughing scream, the creature raised its front leg, which turned out to be a
head, vaguely birdlike with four eyes uncoiling on stalks, a long and very thin beak,
and a mop of writhing tentacles like an animated rooster's comb. The head darted at
him, the "beak" which apparently had no opening, trying to stab him like a rapier. He
sidestepped, whipping his heavy sword in such a quick arc that the air moaned around
it. But the monster was faster than he expected. It crouched, lowering its head to
the ground, and the blow that would have decapitated it only clipped a few feathers.
The monster stepped rapidly away, head coming up again to curl back against its body,
then going upright again. The beak was gone now, and the head-tentacles were fitting
another object in its place, which looked kind of like a giant corkscrew.
Then Kot was there, running past, swinging his scimitar at one of the monster's legs.
He managed a glancing slash, but in retaliation, the monster aimed its corkscrew,
which suddenly glowed red and shot a bolt of crimson light. Kot fell heavily in the
dust, scimitar bouncing away from his hand.
"Gods plinked poot-snoggers, I spit on all mages!" Keel Woodhaven roared, his sword
blurred and moaning as he leaped forward. The monster braced itself to meet him,
bringing around its corkscrew. But he wasn't so obvious. At the last instant he
pirouetted to the side past it, and whipped his blade into a backhand strike at its
neck. The zap from the corkscrew wand struck the canyon wall. The monster staggered
and he swung his sword quickly, chopping off the corkscrew from the beak socket.
Stepping back, kicking the corkscrew farther away, Keel wondered where to attack next.
He heard ragged breathing but it was coming from the body, not from what he thought
was the head. The monster looked at him with its four eyes, and then the eyestalks
curled up tightly and the "head" darted at his face, tentacles spread like claws. The
half-Shew had time only for a muffled squawk of surprise before it was stuck to his
face, tentacles digging in like strong fingers.
There was a shrill sound of rage, and then the monster's tentacles were jerked away
from Keel's face. The monster made a frantic sound curiously like the clucking of a
giant chicken. Keel's right eye was blinded by blood but his metallic left eye saw
Old Brown rearing up and down on the feathered black body, massive hooves fringed with
hair rising and falling on the oozing carcass.
Gasping, Keel put his hand on Old Brown's haunches. "Easy boy, you got it. Good job.
You really don't like chickens, do you?" He staggered over to Kot's body, dropped to
one knee, and checked the pulse in his neck.
"Hey kid! You're alive! Yay."
Kot moaned. Keel helped him turn over; he'd been shot in the front. His shirt was
burned, and so was his chest. Just second degree burns it looked like. The kid was
breathing okay, and after a few moments his yellow eyes opened. "Did you kill it?"
"Nope, Old Brown finished it. But it took all three of us. You did good, Kot. Can
you get up?"
"I think so." Frowning, the cat-eyed youth got his arms under him and managed to sit
up, then Keel hauled him to his feet. "Wow, that smarts where he shot me."
"Looks like. I've got some ointment in a saddle bag..." Keel rummaged and found a
pot of smelly paste, which he handed to Kot. Then he got out a cookpot and a skin of
water, giving Old Brown and Balky a drink. "Think you can mount up and come on up the
canyon with me? We should see if the leaking Gate is up there."
After a short rest, they went to look.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good afternoon.
Goodness, there were 110 fights today, and yet no challenges and no avoids. How
uneventful! Are there no rivalries here? Unfortunately one poor soul did die.
CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (61-52-12,219) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought CHUCKY (22-7121)
(38-32-1,189) of THE MENTORS GORE. CANNED SAVRADESE killed CHUCKY in an action packed
3 minute gruesome bout.
As usual, our overall popularity leader is Job. MAIN EVENT (36-7845) (49-32-3,214) of
STILLMATIC fought JOB (18-6129) (73-189-0,189) of SHEPHERDS. MAIN EVENT demolished
JOB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody uneven fight. I don't understand the nature
of this so-called popularity, if the spectators are just as happy to see him lose.
This turn's favorite is Lone Wolf. VIOLENT PACIFICATION (21-6180) (40-54-0,152) of
D.R.I. fought LONE WOLF (31-162) (61-94-1,180) of AVENGERS. VIOLENT PACIFICATION
luckily beat LONE WOLF in a popular 9 minute bloody conflict.
Gamma Cephei is still our Tower Guardian, and highest ranked Aimed Blow. GAMMA CEPHEI
(61-3877) (57-35-0,369) of CEPHEUS fought QUEEN OF PENTACLES (28-5294) (43-28-0,254)
of PANDORA'S CARDS. GAMMA CEPHEI devastated QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight.
The most highly recognized Lunger is Silver Seas. SILVER SEAS (22-7127) (62-39-1,317)
of ARE YOU ? fought MAIDEN HAIR PASTA (7-6221) (64-57-0,193) of SHEWISH PICNIC.
SILVER SEAS demolished MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
Our premier Basher is still Yonder Orphan. YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (69-29-3,302) of
IT'S ALL OVER NOW fought SAVAGE BEATING (35-4339) (59-83-0,181) of HAPPY FUN TIME.
YONDER ORPHAN demolished SAVAGE BEATING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
The top-ranked Striker in Home Guard is Blackguard. BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (41-17-3,279)
of DUNGEON CELL fought ELMORE JAMES (6-6782) (64-69-0,194) of BLACK AND BLUES.
BLACKGUARD overpowered ELMORE JAMES in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
As usual, Colosseum Halls is the most highly recognized Striker. COLOSSEUM HALLS (1-
8871) (85-62-0,272) of RUN DMC fought ELECTRIC SHEEP (25-5602) (31-12-0,227) of
ANDROID DUNGEON 010. COLOSSEUM HALLS subdued ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 2 minute melee.
And Kurt Cobain remains our highest rated Slasher. KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (94-58-
0,246) of THE 27 CLUB fought PRO 4 (85-7401) (33-28-0,245) of 4 PROS & A HACKER. KURT
COBAIN vanquished PRO 4 in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
Tenth Watch is our most subtle Parry-Riposte. TENTH WATCH (18-10705) (36-16-0,240) of
SEA DOGS fought HORRIFYING ATTACK (75-3621) (32-31-6,181) of CRITICALS. TENTH WATCH
overpowered HORRIFYING ATTACK in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
The most celebrated Wall of Steel is still Dobbie. DOBBIE (84-30850) (70-72-2,209) of
PEEP SHOW fought STYGIAN HAG (82-56568) (37-56-0,198) of FEAR FACTORY II. DOBBIE
handily defeated STYGIAN HAG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
Teddy Ruxpin is the top Parry-Strike. TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (74-57-1,201) of LORDS
OF CHAOS fought PEEKING DUCK (81-2363) (44-31-2,176) of OTTO'S DINER. TEDDY RUXPIN
defeated PEEKING DUCK in an exciting 1 minute match.
The last stylemaster is Sand Maggot, who is an expert in the Parry-Lunge style.
DIFFERENT RULER (84-32892) (51-18-0,211) of WAY OF THINKING fought SAND MAGGOT (61-
3397) (49-71-2,197) of FEAR FACTORY. DIFFERENT RULER savagely defeated SAND MAGGOT in
an exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
Novgorodny Vir asked, "So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week
and ordering milk?" What's so strange about that? In Home Guard, a lot of fighters
drink milk. It's nutritious and good for your bones. Most of the taverns here keep
fresh milk on hand.
Your regular spy reporter, Keel Woodhaven, still hasn't returned from the Twisted
Lands. I am a bit concerned. Anyway, I wish you all a healthy two weeks in this fine
early spring.
-- Sylvia Horn
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 58 35 0 387 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 63 39 1 329 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 70 29 3 308 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 42 17 3 288 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 86 62 0 287 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
KRILL SOUP 98-4764 35 41 4 279 SHEWISH BISTRO (1828) SYVYN'S HILL
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 62 52 13 268 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 95 58 0 260 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078 52 50 0 249 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
TENTH WATCH 18-10705 37 16 0 246 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SPIRALS 75-3613 70 19 2 230 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 42 44 1 229 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 52 71 2 228 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
MAIN EVENT 36-7845 50 32 3 224 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
FUERDAI 1-9286 34 27 2 223 YUPPIE HORDE (1880) MORDANT
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 48 29 2 220 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
JEX 14-4848 46 48 0 220 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
DOBBIE 84-30850 71 72 2 218 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892 52 18 0 218 WAY OF THINKING (1874) BLACKSTONE
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 70 47 0 216 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 43 55 0 216 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 63 88 1 215 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
COSMO 19-4498 53 54 1 215 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
PERPETUAL 84-14073 18 8 0 213 OTTODROME 13 (1950) BLACKSTONE
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 47 29 1 212 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAMBA 97-6138 36 27 4 210 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
-UPPER DECK 6-6268 34 27 0 210 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279 27 17 1 210 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
RUTH 18-10121 111 65 0 209 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
PRIVATEER 28-5247 46 32 0 209 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
AIR RAID 84-32877 41 37 0 208 I SHALL BE FREE (1842) BLACKSTONE
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 75 57 1 207 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
DRES 18-10562 40 27 1 207 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 26 10 1 207 FIST (1889) CALEAM
FEZZIK 45-814 39 33 1 206 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
EVISSIRATOR 97-292 32 39 7 206 SIRTAIN DEATH (1827) SHADOW GROVE
ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627 43 39 1 205 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
RARE BREED 28-5350 64 34 0 204 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
DIAZ 14-5026 42 46 1 204 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 42 33 0 204 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 40 38 4 203 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 49 72 2 202 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
KERN 36-7601 43 38 1 202 ORDER (1780) JHANS
ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602 31 13 0 202 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
SPURT 96-5750 22 18 4 202 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
-BACK 56-3949 33 27 0 201 GET (1814) ROCANIS
STEADY DECLINE 84-47675 20 8 2 201 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989) BLACKSTONE
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 60 47 0 200 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 69 40 0 199 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
BOZO 42-4016 63 87 0 199 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
CAO CAO 72-8791 43 48 1 199 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
SECOND MATE 22-7157 38 35 1 199 SEA DOGS (1863) SOLVEN
PRO 4 85-7401 33 29 0 199 4 PROS & A HACKER (1937) JASPER GULCH
-INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 64 61 4 198 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
MARY MARY 1-8872 68 79 1 197 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
DOLGAN 56-751 58 129 5 196 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
REBUILD 36-7697 53 54 0 196 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 43 29 0 196 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
HIP WADERS 82-56642 32 54 1 196 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 97 72 0 195 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 82 62 0 195 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 66 56 3 195 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
RUBIN CARTER 84-33714 35 24 1 195 HURRICANE (1951) BLACKSTONE
TRANSFORMERS 72-8711 35 36 0 195 MY CARTOONS (1850) DRAGONHEAD
SOLINARI 82-41826 32 51 2 195 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 71 49 0 194 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
CHUCKY 22-7121 38 33 1 193 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
JONAS 25-5938 32 31 1 193 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 64 70 0 192 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COREA 12-7086 54 62 0 192 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 49 55 1 192 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
GWAR 2-6074 33 50 1 192 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 64 58 0 191 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
GORDONS 28-5337 47 33 0 191 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 76 34 3 190 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 37 57 0 189 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
THAI CHILI 82-56573 27 33 1 189 HARVEST DAY (1997) DWES EG
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 59 51 1 188 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
THE GNOME 84-26786 53 30 0 188 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890) BLACKSTONE
SAINT ANNIE 84-41396 33 22 3 188 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
JOB 18-6129 73 190 0 187 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 59 84 0 186 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520 33 30 0 185 GOD SQUAD (1762) MORDANT
-MEGABOLOX 47-4312 41 42 1 184 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831) NORTH FORK
REDICULOUS 84-41392 36 30 1 184 SIC 'EM (1905) BLACKSTONE
ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811 32 24 1 184 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661 27 22 0 184 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ERIK 56-3399 92 108 1 182 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 36 38 5 182 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 36 30 1 181 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 32 32 6 181 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ICE WIND 47-7758 64 43 2 180 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
PEEKING DUCK 81-2363 44 32 2 180 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
SOULTAKER 82-16461 20 8 2 180 HAS-BEENS (1999) DWES EG
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 14 13 4 180 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 84 84 0 179 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546 38 35 0 179 DRACO (1858) ROCANIS
50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380 37 29 1 179 LAST THOUGHTS (1892) BLACKSTONE
WATSON 9-5695 35 27 0 179 SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605) ZUKAL
NEVERMORE 9-5846 31 38 0 179 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
MC REN 84-27222 43 31 0 178 N.W.A. (1945) BLACKSTONE
CHAZZ 2-6132 37 19 1 178 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 32 68 0 178 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844 27 22 1 178 SHEWISH BUFFET (1923) RODEKI
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 32 36 0 177 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
-MEABEER 56-3899 35 26 0 176 GET (1814) ROCANIS
PICAROON 28-5202 39 24 1 175 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521 31 19 1 175 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 41 54 0 174 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386 36 14 0 173 EL CAMINO:TRES (1953) BLACKSTONE
ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867 37 19 0 172 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 25 15 1 171 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
CHATMON 6-6992 46 43 3 170 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 42 36 0 169 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
LONE WOLF 31-162 61 95 1 164 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
LUNITARI 82-57001 23 11 0 163 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
FEALOST 1-3916 69 98 2 162 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
BLOCK 26-5168 31 31 1 160 FIST (1889) CALEAM
BEA HEADER 99-4683 37 45 4 159 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
SWEET MUSIC 22-7107 25 10 4 159 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
WILLIE BROWN 6-6944 53 45 0 155 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346 29 11 0 154 ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763) ALJAFIR
R-1 18-9490 40 22 1 152 NEXT GENERATION (1896) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANTA MARIA 16-6451 22 9 1 150 MENTOR-SHIPS (1978) WILLAF
RUY LOPEZ 46-4461 36 32 2 149 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
PINK SHIRT 28-5336 29 21 0 149 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911 52 27 3 148 WILD STYLE (1791) BLACKSTONE
THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298 37 21 0 147 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 66 50 1 146 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
KID KOALA 4-5694 29 33 1 144 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456 27 58 1 141 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 47 64 1 140 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 32 35 3 139 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
THE PROFESSOR 84-30925 36 24 1 137 BALLERS (1957) BLACKSTONE
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 32 48 0 136 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
HELLHOUND 6-7152 29 27 0 136 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ODACHI 31-6569 24 32 1 136 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
MAMMA MIA 14-5144 25 10 2 135 STREEP LEGAL (1977) TOBIR
CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761 24 16 0 132 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
RYO 31-6470 36 51 1 130 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
ADEMA 61-3093 39 52 0 128 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173 32 36 0 127 PICTOR (1938) CALEAM
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620 33 56 0 126 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 22 17 0 125 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
METAL BRACE 7-6453 45 39 1 123 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
ST. RIKER 62-4828 36 51 0 123 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
ISHIBO 31-6441 32 56 2 122 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
THE FADED LINE 82-56673 26 11 2 119 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 25 17 2 117 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
FAITH 47-8944 35 54 1 116 SERPENTS HOLD II (1904) NORTH FORK
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413 20 3 1 115 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
THIRD STONE 22-7244 30 29 0 113 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
ADDICTION 84-48891 25 15 0 112 REVIEW (1958) BLACKSTONE
ONE TIME! 47-8396 27 17 0 106 BAD BEATS (1971) NORTH FORK
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 57 65 1 104 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431 16 13 3 103 U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970) SHADOW GROVE
STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403 23 4 0 102 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
DENSER 82-35579 18 5 2 102 WOTB A62 (2003) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARRELS 75-3683 36 27 1 100 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
KLEPTO MAN 73-6569 21 36 0 100 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333 23 21 0 99 HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006) JASPER GULCH
BUSY BEE 18-10572 34 30 0 98 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
CRYINARA 2-6131 35 44 1 96 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414 23 14 0 95 YUPPIE HORDE (1979) IAYE
AYI'IG 73-6302 20 15 1 95 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697 21 13 0 92 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920 17 4 0 92 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
THE ROOSTER 22-7254 14 3 1 92 RED SCARE (1960) SOLVEN
BONESCRAPER 50-3837 36 17 0 91 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PART POWER 13-5627 42 80 0 89 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
CLEAN HANDS 17-7677 29 39 0 89 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
NICHLAUS 85-7665 16 24 3 89 FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835) JASPER GULCH
MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697 19 45 0 88 FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964) BLACKSTONE
JAROBI 24-5158 38 56 3 87 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
BETTERMAN 4-7037 37 27 0 83 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
HERETIC 46-4553 23 5 0 83 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
DEATHFROMABOVE 2-1 11 11 4 83 FORCE OF FIVE (1927) NIANIA
-CLOWN 14-4418 27 40 0 82 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795) TOBIR
CANCHA 60-9147 26 27 1 82 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
POWDER MONKEY 81-2683 26 20 1 82 SHANGHAIED (1939) SHADOWSPIRE
CURDLE 96-5748 21 19 3 82 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112 32 51 1 81 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
-ITEM 32-4794 23 16 0 81 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
NECROWRETCH 73-6540 20 11 0 81 FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988) ERINIKA
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 34 31 0 77 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919) DRAGONHEAD
WAR TOY 82-7167 17 4 2 77 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
ATHENA 7-6674 18 5 1 76 THE MENTORS 12 (1993) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TENNESSEE JED 10-6738 13 1 0 76 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
BEDTIME 84-49248 21 94 0 75 BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906) BLACKSTONE
SCONE GOLEM 7-6563 16 12 0 75 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER 10-6735 12 0 0 75 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
RIOT FIGHT 84-49230 28 32 3 74 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 22 30 0 74 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
WALLER 12-7303 22 15 1 73 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 21 25 0 71 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
TRUNDLE 33-8763 22 14 2 70 FORCE OF FIVE (2000) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
END OF TIME 22-7377 15 7 3 69 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
CANDYMAN 22-7177 31 44 0 68 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
BURDEN TOFU 38-5293 18 17 0 68 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
WEST WOOD 13-5630 47 75 1 66 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
-10 ATTACK 21-7906 26 79 0 66 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
ED 26-5174 34 23 0 65 FIST (1889) CALEAM
ANOMALY 82-771 22 26 1 65 LEGAL TERMS (1984) DWES EG
-BRUTALIX 31-6646 24 20 1 64 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
-BELLA DONNA 25-5391 17 10 0 61 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
JOMMY 56-4539 28 57 1 60 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
T-4 STRAIN 73-6567 25 33 2 60 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522 25 21 0 60 TRIAL & ERROR (1885) SUNSET
ELF COBBLER 7-6525 19 6 2 60 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
ROBERT FROST 45-5021 18 13 2 60 DEAD POETS (1990) STORMCROWE
-EAGLE'S CLAW 38-4345 18 4 2 60 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOFFA 18-8478 61 203 1 58 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-STRAY CAT 81-242 23 22 0 58 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
POT SHOT 78-3230 23 22 0 58 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
OVERSTAND 36-7937 34 32 7 56 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674 21 46 0 55 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
-KAIRN 33-8791 14 12 1 55 OBSIDIAN HALL (1771) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 26 14 2 53 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
STRANGE FORM 32-6598 14 6 1 52 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
BASHER FORCE 62-4872 29 43 5 50 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
GRAVITY 28-5599 14 10 0 49 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
CANNED HEAT 6-7219 16 5 1 48 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
HEDGEHOG 56-3748 26 29 0 47 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
DAAVYA 35-4751 15 9 1 47 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
SHO'NUFF 25-5896 24 50 2 44 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
HOFFA 18-9369 55 184 0 39 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
MALICE 99-6436 7 11 4 38 WHY 2? (1974) SOUTH RIDGE
FREEBOOTER 28-5201 20 25 0 36 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
RAT-CATCHER 5-5714 15 19 0 35 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
-RACOON 99-6151 9 7 4 30 THROWIN SHADE (1895) SOUTH RIDGE
HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 8 3 5 28 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
CHUCKY 22-7121 38 33 1 THE MENTORS GORE 1856 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 734
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Funnel Cake Drake -- Ha, I won! I don't do that very much, so it's nice. I guess you
need to work on your defense, or your first minute strategy? -- Fealost
Bedtime -- Ow! You taught me a lot, though. -- Hedgehog
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAMMA CEPHEI devastated QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
COLOSSEUM HALLS subdued ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 2 minute melee.
MAIN EVENT demolished JOB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
JACK B. NIMBLE overpowered POSTMORTEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
KURT COBAIN vanquished PRO 4 in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FLAME SPIDER overpowered MUTANT BLOWBY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KRILL SOUP overpowered JANIS JOBLIN in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
XI AQUILAE slimly won victory over GORDONS in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight.
TRANSFORMERS was defeated by SKILLET LIBEL in a 2 minute fight.
SPIRALS savagely defeated TAMBA in a popular 5 minute gory melee.
YONDER ORPHAN demolished SAVAGE BEATING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SILVER SEAS demolished MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLACKGUARD overpowered ELMORE JAMES in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TENTH WATCH overpowered HORRIFYING ATTACK in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
AIR RAID was outwaited by RUTH in a 16 minute bloody bout.
DIAZ was viciously subdued by RARE BREED in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.
DIFFERENT RULER savagely defeated SAND MAGGOT in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
RUBIN CARTER was defeated by COSMO in a 2 minute conflict.
COREA was devastated by FUERDAI in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
CANNED SAVRADESE killed CHUCKY in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
KERN was viciously subdued by THE HAMILTONS in a 2 minute gory contest.
CREAMED MALCORN demolished SWEET MUSIC in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
DARQUE PREACHER was viciously subdued by THE GNOME in a slow 25 minute gruesome match.
BICYCLE RACE was defeated by FREE CHEESE!! in a exciting 1 minute bout.
WATSON was vanquished by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a 2 minute uneven bout.
NEVERMORE was viciously subdued by SNAKE BITE in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
EVISSIRATOR handily defeated ROSA MEXICANA in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
REDICULOUS lost to SECOND MATE in a 2 minute fray.
TEDDY RUXPIN defeated PEEKING DUCK in a exciting 1 minute match.
50 STAR GENERAL was overpowered by ZENSU LASAGNA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
JEX savagely defeated TICK ... TOCK in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
EARLY ONE MORNING won victory over ETA ANDROMEDAE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was subdued by BOZO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal match.
DOBBIE handily defeated STYGIAN HAG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PERPETUAL luckily beat ROBERT JOHNSON in a exciting 6 minute gruesome conflict.
HIP WADERS was savagely defeated by FEZZIK in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
THAI CHILI was handily defeated by DRES in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
SOLINARI was overpowered by STONE GOSSARD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI was vanquished by BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EIGHTH-RATE was overcome by PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
EXECUTIONER was defeated by MARY MARY in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
CAO CAO handily defeated FEALOST in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched melee.
ZETA AQUILAE was overpowered by WHOOPIE DOO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TOCK .. TICK overpowered LUNITARI in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
BUSTED KNUCKLE won victory over RIGHTEOUS in a exciting 1 minute match.
ERIK was handily defeated by STEADY DECLINE in a exciting 3 minute one-sided bout.
PICAROON was narrowly defeated by JONAS in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody conflict.
PRIVATEER beat DOLGAN in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
JURINE CASSEROLE was subdued by GWAR in a popular 1 minute brawl.
ROBERT GERMAN was devastated by SPURT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
REBUILD was viciously subdued by HUNGRY HAROLD in a popular 5 minute gruesome bout.
T.G.I. FLOYD'S bested HELLHOUND in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
MC REN outwaited ADEMA in a tiresome 28 minute brutal contest.
DEF JAM SHIRT was overpowered by SOULTAKER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VIOLENT PACIFICATION luckily beat LONE WOLF in a popular 9 minute bloody conflict.
SAINT ANNIE narrowly defeated BUGG-SHASH in a 2 minute bloody bout.
CHAZZ savagely defeated FOREIGN SHORE in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
CELL BLOCK A savagely defeated WILLIE BROWN in a popular 9 minute gruesome fight.
JOE WILLIAMS unbelievably bested CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a exciting 5 minute match.
ICE WIND subdued SANTA MARIA in a 2 minute duel.
CHATMON overpowered HAMBURGER TRAIN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
IOTA DRACONIS bested ODACHI in a 2 minute bout.
BLOCK narrowly defeated RYO in a popular 8 minute gory match.
METAL BRACE narrowly defeated FAITH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
NAAN COMBATANT lost to DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a 2 minute struggle.
ILL SUBLIMINAL savagely defeated IRON-PLATED IRV in a exciting 5 minute conflict.
ST. RIKER vanquished BONESCRAPER in a 2 minute gory one-sided brawl.
THIRD STONE was defeated by DELTA PICTORIS in a action packed 3 minute duel.
THE HIEROPHANT outlasted BARRELS in a dull 24 minute brutal conflict.
THE PROFESSOR was viciously subdued by BEA HEADER in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
CRYINARA was demolished by BILLY THE KID in a action packed 3 minute mismatched fray.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL overpowered PART POWER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
THE FADED LINE subdued POWER PUNCH in a action packed 1 minute fight.
RUY LOPEZ overpowered FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 2 minute brutal uneven match.
BREAK OF DAY devastated TEN GALLON HAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PINK SHIRT vanquished SLICK STEPHAN in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
ADDICTION was beaten by KID KOALA in a popular 1 minute duel.
ISHIBO was overcome by R-1 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
MAMMA MIA subdued KLEPTO MAN in a 2 minute bout.
BUSY BEE narrowly defeated HOFFA in a unpopular 14 minute gruesome fight.
DENSER overpowered WALLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ONE TIME! savagely defeated NECROWRETCH in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
STRAWBERRY JHANS overpowered OVERSTAND in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SEYMORE GUTTS vanquished BEDTIME in a 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
XIAHOU DUN was overpowered by PSUNAMI FORCE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DIRTY CLOTHES was devastated by ATHENA in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven battle.
CLEAN HANDS viciously subdued T-4 STRAIN in a action packed 10 minute bloody melee.
VEIL OF DECEPTION subdued CANCHA in a 3 minute match.
WEST WOOD vanquished HOWLIN' BANDIT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome uneven fight.
HOFFA was overpowered by RIOT FIGHT in a 2 minute brutal mismatched competition.
WAR TOY demolished POT SHOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
TENNESSEE JED handily defeated BASHER FORCE in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANOMALY beat GRAVITY in a 2 minute brawl.
POWDER MONKEY savagely defeated SHO'NUFF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fray.
MIRROR'S GAZE viciously subdued ED in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
TRAIN RAIL was overpowered by THE ROOSTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WHUPPIN' IVORY demolished ELF COBBLER in a 2 minute uneven contest.
CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER devastated CANNED HEAT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NICHLAUS viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
CURDLE demolished ROBERT FROST in a exciting 4 minute brutal uneven bout.
-10 ATTACK narrowly defeated RAT-CATCHER in a 9 minute bloody duel.
CANDYMAN overcame JOMMY in a popular 4 minute brutal struggle.
SCONE GOLEM was overcome by BETTERMAN in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
AYI'IG devastated DELTA CORVI in a 1 minute uneven match.
MALICE was viciously subdued by STRANGE FORM in a exciting 3 minute bloody brawl.
END OF TIME demolished HEDGEHOG in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
JAROBI viciously subdued TRUNDLE in a 2 minute brutal brawl.
FREEBOOTER was demolished by SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HERETIC subdued BURDEN TOFU in a 2 minute duel.
DEATHFROMABOVE handily defeated DAAVYA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 55 PARRY-STRIKE 39 - 26 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 35 LUNGING ATTACK 144 - 119 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 28 SLASHING ATTACK 53 - 48 - 0 52 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 28 PARRY-RIPOSTE 26 - 25 - 1 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 23 AIMED BLOW 270 - 260 - 0 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 18 STRIKING ATTACK 130 - 126 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 WALL OF STEEL 87 - 85 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 9 TOTAL PARRY 164 - 183 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 BASHING ATTACK 95 - 127 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 29 - 51 - 0 36 |
Turn 734 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 0 AIMED BLOW 27 - 28 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 13 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 13 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 16 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 9 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 19 - 16 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 14 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 58 35 0 387 CEPHEUS (1820)
LUNGING ATTACK SILVER SEAS 22-7127 63 39 1 329 ARE YOU ? (1647)
BASHING ATTACK YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 70 29 3 308 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
STRIKING ATTACK BLACKGUARD 5-5543 42 17 3 288 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
TOTAL PARRY COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 86 62 0 287 RUN DMC (1626)
SLASHING ATTACK KURT COBAIN 46-4253 95 58 0 260 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TENTH WATCH 18-10705 37 16 0 246 SEA DOGS (426)
WALL OF STEEL DOBBIE 84-30850 71 72 2 218 PEEP SHOW (1696)
PARRY-STRIKE TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 75 57 1 207 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
PARRY-LUNGE SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 49 72 2 202 FEAR FACTORY (666)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
LONE WOLF 31-162. The ten other most popular fighters were PICAROON 28-5202, ROBERT
JOHNSON 46-4346, RYO 31-6470, CELL BLOCK A 10-6387, BOZO 42-4016, JEX 14-4848, WILLIE
BROWN 6-6944, ONE TIME! 47-8396, TAMBA 97-6138, and ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335.
The least popular fighter this week was ADEMA 61-3093. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298, BARRELS 75-3683, MC REN 84-27222, THE GNOME
84-26786, BUSY BEE 18-10572, HOFFA 18-8478, DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105, DAAVYA 35-4751,
FREEBOOTER 28-5201, and DELTA CORVI 3-7763.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 4 2 0 SOLVEN(22) 5 3 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 4 0
NIANIA(2) 4 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 4 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0
JHELUM(4) 3 0 0 CALEAM(26) 3 1 0 JURINE(61) 3 2 0
KALTOS(5) 2 2 0 MORYA(28) 4 5 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 4 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 3 0
BONSUR(7) 5 4 1 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 4 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 4 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 4 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 2 0
KOLACT(10) 3 0 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 3 0 DWES EG(82) 6 10 0
DULLENS(13) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 9 10 0
TOBIR(14) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0 DUSKMOOR(95) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 3 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 5 4 0 ARDIVENT(46) 3 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 2 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 86 62 0 287 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GWAR 2-6074 33 50 1 192 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 21 25 0 71 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 47 29 1 212 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 70 29 3 308 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 64 70 0 192 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 62 52 13 268 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 66 56 3 195 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 42 36 0 169 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 75 57 1 207 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
COREA 12-7086 54 62 0 192 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 57 65 1 104 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
JEX 14-4848 46 48 0 220 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 69 40 0 199 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346 29 11 0 154 ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763) ALJAFIR
TENTH WATCH 18-10705 37 16 0 246 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
COSMO 19-4498 53 54 1 215 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180 41 54 0 174 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 63 39 1 329 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 48 29 2 220 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602 31 13 0 202 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 26 10 1 207 FIST (1889) CALEAM
PRIVATEER 28-5247 46 32 0 209 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414 23 14 0 95 YUPPIE HORDE (1979) IAYE
LONE WOLF 31-162 61 95 1 164 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
STRANGE FORM 32-6598 14 6 1 52 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 82 62 0 195 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279 27 17 1 210 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
MAIN EVENT 36-7845 50 32 3 224 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 42 33 0 204 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 70 47 0 216 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
BOZO 42-4016 63 87 0 199 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
FEZZIK 45-814 39 33 1 206 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 95 58 0 260 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
ICE WIND 47-7758 64 43 2 180 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
BONESCRAPER 50-3837 36 17 0 91 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
DOLGAN 56-751 58 129 5 196 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 25 17 2 117 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 60 47 0 200 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 58 35 0 387 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 42 44 1 229 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
CAO CAO 72-8791 43 48 1 199 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 25 15 1 171 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
SPIRALS 75-3613 70 19 2 230 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
POT SHOT 78-3230 23 22 0 58 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
PEEKING DUCK 81-2363 44 32 2 180 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
HIP WADERS 82--8894 32 54 1 196 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
DOBBIE 84-30850 71 72 2 218 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
PRO 4 85-7401 33 29 0 199 4 PROS & A HACKER (1937) JASPER GULCH
HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 8 3 5 28 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
SPURT 96-5750 22 18 4 202 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
TAMBA 97-6138 36 27 4 210 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
KRILL SOUP 98-4764 35 41 4 279 SHEWISH BISTRO (1828) SYVYN'S HILL
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 14 13 4 180 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE