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Date : 04/04/2018 Duedate: 04/17/2018
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 735
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984 103 72 2 58.9 RUN DMC 1/1626
4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937 BALLERS 84/1957
FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835 SIC 'EM 84/1905
2 DRAGON'S FI 17/2011 30 22 1 57.7 PEARL JAM 4/1638
3 CORVUS 3/1986 1964 1544 14 56.0 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
DRACO 56/1858 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
AQUILA 62/1908 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
PICTOR 26/1938 CRITICALS 75/1635
CEPHEUS 61/1820 HURRICANE 84/1951
SEA DOGS 18/426 JOHN BROWN 7/1843
SEA DOGS 22/1863 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
SEA DOGS 28/1864 SOME OLD B 84/1962
ANDROMEDA 99/1998 STILLMATIC 36/1652
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 WILD STYLE 84/1791
DUNGEON CELL 10/1861 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
DUNGEON CELL 46/1840 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
4 GOD SQUAD 1/1762 883 720 3 55.1 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
RED SCARE 22/1960 HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006
TEAM FLOYD 38/690 LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
TERRAPIN STATION 10/598 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007 BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612 GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008
5 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 222 195 3 53.2 I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
BASH BROS CARS 45/2013 TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
BASH BROS PARK 47/1867 WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
NEXT GENERATION 18/1896 PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906 8 GET 56/1814 98 101 2 49.2
6 WHY 2? 99/1974 397 353 2 52.9 BALTO 6/1793
CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871 ERRATA 32/1805
FROM THE 80'S 9/1881 ERRATA 81/1823
MENTOR BLISS 14/1862 THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978 TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885
THE MENTORS 12 7/1993 HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859 9 DEAD POETS 45/1990 97 105 3 48.0
THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856 SHANGHAIED 81/1939
7 FIST 26/1889 4052 3948 43 50.7 SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827
QUEEN 9/1629 10 GWAR 82/1731 550 617 9 47.1
TRIBE 24/1648 D.R.I. 21/1471
B.I.G. 32/1683 BIG TEN 3 82/1747
N.W.A. 84/1945 IN SHINOLA 82/1833
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
REVIEW 84/1958 FEAR FACTORY 61/666
HARVEST DAY 82/1997 YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697 WE GOT GAME 46/1695
MY CARTOONS 72/1850 YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
WHO DA MAN? 73/1992 YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979
FEAR FACTORY 82/1729 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985 13 ORDER 14/1754 336 403 3 45.5
GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955 ORDER 36/1780
MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877 SEINFELD 19/1741
FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988 BAD BREAD 33/1041
FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964 OTTODROME 13 84/1950
FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730 STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872 14 AVENGERS 31/1321 248 351 0 41.4
DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
11 WOTB A62 82/2003 542 610 4 47.0 15 REDHORSE 56/1325 342 494 3 40.9
HAS-BEENS 82/1999 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605 16 MADTOWN 25/1381 2 3 0 40.0
SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 614 1024 11 37.5
U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970 18-FORCE OF FIV 2/1927 3 5 0 37.5
U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687 FORCE OF FIVE 33/2000
SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904 19 IN BLOOM 85/2009 0 5 0 0.0
12 BAD BEATS 47/1971 280 316 2 47.0 HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005
SERIOUS LEE 8/2010 PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
Mission to the Twisted Lands
Episode Five
The narrow canyon dead-ended in a sharp wedge. In one wall of the wedge, there was a
crack that was difficult to look at. It seemed to be made of solid rock with no open
space, but what ought to be smooth stone fitted together like two halves of a
breakfast muffin standing on its side, with glittering black dust dribbling out. It
shouldn't be so discomforting to the eyes, but somehow it looked wrong.
Kot reined in Balky and tipped his head at the sight. "What is that?"
Keel wrinkled his nose. "That dust, that's from a Gate. Chaos ore, you could say."
"How do we close it?"
Dismounting, Keel stepped over and picked up a handful of dust from beneath the crack.
"I've never seen it in this form before... might take some fire or something to shape
it. We'll need tools, I guess. Let's gather as much dust as we can, then head back
to town and see what the blacksmith can do with it."
"I have this leather bag," said the yellow-eyed young man. "It's oats for the horses.
Let's feed it to them now, and then we can fill the bag with dust."
As they scooped up the glittering dust with their hands, Kot said, "You know, this
makes me think about becoming a miner. I wonder if I could file a claim for this
spot. If this dust is good for anything in the real world." He glanced at Keel's
metal eye. "Medicine, maybe."
Keel shook his head. "No, kid. In the first place, once we seal the gate there won't
be any dust leaking out. In the second place, it probably isn't healthy to handle."
"But you're partly made of the stuff!"
"I'm not normal. I survive a lot of things that would kill most folks."
"Then, should I even be handling this dust?"
"Maybe not. Let me do it, then you carry it back to town and see if the blacksmith
can forge it into... I guess, into big staples. Then come back here with the staples
and a sledgehammer and we'll fix the crack."
A short time later, Kot Buglar rode away. Keel sat himself on a rock, with the
Dentless in his hands, and frowned at the Gate. Hours passed. He knew it would be
probably a day before Kot returned, counting travel times both ways and working with
the dust.
Sometime in the middle of the night, with dimly seen stars wheeling across the dust-
stained sky, there was a loud crackling sound, followed by the deep inhuman groan of
solid rock under intolerable stress. With a snort, Old Brown ran a few yards away and
stood watching tensely. Keel rose to his feet, sword at the ready. Dust began to
pour more swiftly out of the crack, which still appeared to be tightly shut. The
Dentless glowed bright green.
This is it, he thought. This is how it has to be. No innocents around, just me
versus the chaos. Chaos is not really my friend, I only told myself that to control
the fear. This is when I stop that giggling bastard, and finally, finally die.
The crevice parted and something began to squeeze out. It was like a stone, lumpy,
mottled gray and brown. Shaped like an egg, but the size of a fat pig. Keel looked
at Old Brown, and called out, "Old friend, you help the kid, okay? He'll still have
to seal this thing. Keep him safe, understand?"
Old Brown snorted and flicked his ears. Animals were supposed to get smarter the
longer they lived, but for a five hundred year old horse, he was a pretty poor
communicator. "Take care of yourself, too, okay? If you can find your way back to
Alastari, I think Sheila will give you a nice place to live. Or just go back to
Dustward. But don't eat or drink anything around here, okay?"
The mottled egg popped out of the crack, struck the opposite wall and fell undamaged
to the ground. Leveling his sword, Keel lunged at it. The impact against something
so hard sent a shock all the way to his shoulder, but he did crack the egg. With
another violent whack, he broke it in two, and a half-formed, tentacled chicken-
monster fell out. It moved a little; he dispatched it to the next life. Taking out a
clean rag, he cleaned the sword before he sheathed it.
A sound drew his gaze, and to his shock, the tip of another egg began to protrude from
the crack. "Oh hells," he said, re-drawing the Dentless.
It took a lot of effort to smash the eggs, but it wasn't complicated. Eggs kept
coming, and soon he was knee deep in rocky shells and chaos-chicken remains, and he
was breathing hard. The smell was pretty bad. But he now realized what he had to do.
He had to go in there and kill whatever was laying the eggs. Damn it, damn it, damn
it. But if he didn't, there was going to be a huge herd of chaos chickens descending
on Dustward.
With a roar of sheer resentment, he thrust the Dentless into the crevice, levered it
open, and squeezed himself in.
The first thing he did was trip over an egg, but in doing so he interrupted the mature
chaos chicken that was using its manipulating member, or "head," to stuff another egg
through the crack. It dropped the egg, its eyestalks goggling at him.
They were in a sort of cave, made of chaos ore. The only light source was the sparkly
bits in the ore, the green glow of the Dentless, and a strange looking lantern perched
on top of an egg. The floor of the cave was filled with eggs. Smashing those was Job
Two. Killing the chicken was Job One. And this time, he had to do it without help
from Kot Buglar or Old Brown. He thought, At least I know more about it this time.
Huh... do I know its weaknesses? Well... its chest can be smashed by a giant horse.
Maybe I could collapse the ceiling on it... but he knew the material that made up the
inside of the Gate was organic and wouldn't collapse like rocks.
There was no more time to think. The beast came at him, its tentacled "head" darting
toward his face. He parried quickly, both deflecting the attack and slightly cutting
the "neck," or ankle, whatever it was. The creature reached back an into one of its
saddlebags.
Keel was very strong, his sword was very sharp, and so, he was quite effective at
lopping body parts from his foes. Unfortunately, chaos chickens seemed to be put
together very toughly. He did make a respectable gouge in the fleshy cylinder, which
sluggishly bled its greenish-yellow ichor, but the monster's tentacled hand still
reached into a saddlebag and drew forth a slender foot-long tube with a hole in the
end, and pointed it at him.
Since one of these creatures had used a corkscrew wand before, he figured this was a
weapon and jumped to one side, over a pair of eggs. There was a "sproing", and a
little metal dart vibrated in the wall behind where he'd been standing. "Why do I
keep bringing a sword to a crossbow fight?" Keel muttered, sheathing the Dentless over
his shoulder, picking up an egg, and hurling it at the chaos chicken.
The hard ovoids wouldn't crack against a stone wall, but apparently the chicken was
made of tougher stuff than stone. The egg shattered, drenching the feathered beast
with gore and stinky yolk. With a scream of outrage, the chicken lost all notion of
tactics and charged, its "hand" reaching for Keel's face.
Sidestepping backward around an egg, the half-Shew drew his sword again, leveled it,
and lunged.
They had about the same reach. His sword sank into the feathered body and the
tentacled hand closed over his face. Eyes shut tight, holding his breath, he drove
forward. The egg he'd stepped around was in his way; he kicked it aside and rammed.
The tentacles in his face were not sharp, but they were hard. It hurt a lot and he
felt blood trickling down as the tentacle-tips ground his flesh against his skull and
jaw. He twisted the sword, but he was starting to need air.
The pressure against his face started to diminish, or maybe that was an illusion as
reality fluttered away from him on the fuzzy blue wings of asphyxiation.
He sucked in a deep and monstrously stinky breath. The tentacles fell away; there was
a thud as the creature hit the floor, although his eyes were too blood-filled to see
it. He still heard motion, though. Ripping off the sleeve of his shirt, he used it
to mop the blood from his face.
The chaos chicken was dead without any doubt, ordure pooled between its legs, gore
slumping out of the great wound in its body. However, two nearby eggs had started to
rock. Wearily, Keel raised his sword and got started on Job Two.
There was an exit in the cave, a tunnel that led back away from the crack. No sounds
came from it, so he didn't worry about it for now. Presumably, it led to Chaos
Chicken World. But as he smashed eggs, he wondered about the chickens' point of view.
Sure, they had to know they were eating tool-using and therefore sentient beings. So
there was no excuse for their invasion. But why did they do it? This was a whole lot
of eggs. Maybe they had a intolerable population pressure in their own world. Or
maybe they were just naturally expansionistic, arrogant, world-grabbing bastards.
Yeah. That was probably it.
He heard a sound on the other side of the crack. Pausing in Job Two, he stuck his
sword into the crack and levered it a couple of inches open. "Kot? That you?"
"Yes! What are you doing in there? What's all this mess?"
"Chaos chicken eggs kept coming out. I went in to stop the process and now I'm
smashing a big supply of eggs. Why are you back so soon?"
"Soon? It's been four days. It was pretty hard to forge that chaos ore. Finally we
had to alloy it with other magical ores from this region. Your horse came back to
town. Are you okay?"
"I guess. Just kinda banged up."
"Why don't you come on out, and we'll staple this thing shut. Going to need your
strength anyway, to hammer the staples in."
Keel sighed deeply. So, he wasn't going to be trapped in here this time. "Okay. If
you could help me pry this crack open?"
Moments later, the tip of a crowbar slid into the crack. Then the end of a shovel.
Keel realized there must be more people out there. He pried with his sword...
There was a loud explosion from the passage to Chaos Chicken World. A chicken ran in,
and then another one. Then at least twenty more. "Seal it!" Keel roared, pulling his
sword from the crack and rounding to face the invaders.
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To my Lord Protectors:
This is Sheila Greywand. I have received word that there has been a breach
in a Chaos Gate in the Twisted Lands. For the moment, the Gate is shut, but
it will not hold. The invaders are powerful, magic-using, and they eat
people. I ask for volunteers to travel there and stop the invasion, and I
will send mages to more securely seal the opening. Thank you in advance for
your dedication to the protection of our world.
-- Sheila Greywand
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good afternoon.
This is Sylvia Horn reporting, again. Mr. Woodhaven is still out on his mission to
the Twisted Lands. Today there were 117 fights in Home Guard Arena, no challenges, no
avoids, and no deaths.
GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (58-35-0,387) of CEPHEUS fought SILVER SEAS (22-7127) (63-39-
1,329) of ARE YOU ?. GAMMA CEPHEI was devastated by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. And so, Silver Seas has replaced Gamma Cephei as our Tower
Guardian. He is also the most highly ranked Lunger. Gamma Cephei has lost his
stylemaster title, too.
The most highly recognized Basher is Yonder Orphan. YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (70-29-
3,308) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW fought UPPER DECK (6-6268) (34-27-0,210) of BALTO. YONDER
ORPHAN vanquished UPPER DECK in an action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (42-17-3,288) of DUNGEON CELL fought COREA (12-7086) (54-62-0,192)
of BLUE NOTE. BLACKGUARD overpowered COREA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory
mismatched brawl. Blackguard is this arena's top Striker.
Canned Savradese is our best recognized Total Parry. CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (62-
52-13,268) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought SAVAGE BEATING (35-4339) (59-84-0,186) of HAPPY
FUN TIME. CANNED SAVRADESE devastated SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 1 minute one-sided
bout.
KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (95-58-0,260) of THE 27 CLUB fought SAND MAGGOT (61-3397) (49-
72-2,202) of FEAR FACTORY. KURT COBAIN vanquished SAND MAGGOT in an action packed 1
minute one-sided duel. Mr. Cobain is the most highly ranked Slasher.
The most renowned Parry-Riposte here is Tenth Watch. TENTH WATCH (18-10705) (37-16-
0,246) of SEA DOGS fought STEADY DECLINE (84-47675) (20-8-2,201) of FEAR FACTORY 19.
TENTH WATCH beat STEADY DECLINE in a popular 1 minute match.
Supplanting Gamma Cephei as our premier Aimed Blow is Main Event. MAIN EVENT (36-
7845) (50-32-3,224) of STILLMATIC fought QUEEN OF PENTACLES (28-5294) (43-29-0,196) of
PANDORA'S CARDS. MAIN EVENT demolished QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute one-sided
melee.
Dobbie is still the best Wall of Steel. DOBBIE (84-30850) (71-72-2,218) of PEEP SHOW
fought RIPPY BRICKBOY (101-1) (0-0-0,200). DOBBIE viciously subdued RIPPY BRICKBOY in
a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory competition. Oh dear, a stand-in! But at least the
professional gladiator won.
DIFFERENT RULER (84-32892) (52-18-0,218) of WAY OF THINKING fought EIGHTH-RATE (18-
10661) (27-22-0,184) of SEA DOGS. DIFFERENT RULER was overcome by EIGHTH-RATE in an
action packed 1 minute duel. Eighth Rate is Home Guard's top Parry-Lunge.
And Teddy Ruxpin is still our top Parry-Strike. TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (75-57-1,207)
of LORDS OF CHAOS fought SWEET MUSIC (22-7107) (25-10-4,159) of ARE YOU ?. TEDDY
RUXPIN overcame SWEET MUSIC in an exciting 3 minute gory duel.
As usual, Job is the overall popularity leader. TAMBA (97-6138) (36-27-4,210) of
CHIEFS 16.1 fought JOB (18-6129) (73-190-0,187) of SHEPHERDS. TAMBA viciously subdued
JOB in an action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
This turn's favorite fighter is Santa Maria. MC REN (84-27222) (43-31-0,178) of
N.W.A. fought SANTA MARIA (16-6451) (22-9-1,150) of MENTOR-SHIPS. MC REN luckily beat
SANTA MARIA in a popular 7 minute gruesome fight.
And that, citizens, is all I can report to you today. I see that Lady Greywand has
asked for volunteers to go to the Twisted Lands. I urge you to step forward.
-- Sylvia Horn
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 64 39 1 352 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 71 29 3 323 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 43 17 3 297 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 63 52 13 274 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 96 58 0 271 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
TENTH WATCH 18-10705 38 16 0 258 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
MAIN EVENT 36-7845 51 32 3 241 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SPIRALS 75-3613 71 19 2 236 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
PERPETUAL 84-14073 19 8 0 233 OTTODROME 13 (1950) BLACKSTONE
JEX 14-4848 47 48 0 228 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 48 29 1 227 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
DOBBIE 84-30850 72 72 2 226 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
PRIVATEER 28-5247 47 32 0 225 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAO CAO 72-8791 44 48 1 225 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
TRANSFORMERS 72-8711 36 36 0 225 MY CARTOONS (1850) DRAGONHEAD
COSMO 19-4498 54 54 1 220 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
RUTH 18-10121 112 65 0 219 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627 44 39 1 219 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
DRES 18-10562 41 27 1 219 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279 28 17 1 219 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
TAMBA 97-6138 37 27 4 215 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661 28 22 0 215 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
FEZZIK 45-814 40 33 1 214 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
PRO 4 85-7401 34 29 0 214 4 PROS & A HACKER (1937) JASPER GULCH
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 76 57 1 213 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 41 38 4 213 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
RARE BREED 28-5350 65 34 0 212 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 72 49 0 211 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 33 32 6 211 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 98 72 0 210 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 42 45 1 210 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
AIR RAID 84-32877 42 37 0 210 I SHALL BE FREE (1842) BLACKSTONE
THE GNOME 84-26786 54 30 0 209 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890) BLACKSTONE
SECOND MATE 22-7157 38 36 1 209 SEA DOGS (1863) SOLVEN
TOCK .. TICK 60-512 61 47 0 208 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
BACK 56-3949 34 27 0 208 GET (1814) ROCANIS
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221 65 58 0 206 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
REBUILD 36-7697 54 54 0 206 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
-EVISSIRATOR 97-292 32 39 7 206 SIRTAIN DEATH (1827) SHADOW GROVE
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 43 56 0 204 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
MARY MARY 1-8872 69 79 1 203 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
KRILL SOUP 98-4764 35 42 4 202 SHEWISH BISTRO (1828) SYVYN'S HILL
HIP WADERS 82-56642 33 54 1 202 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
THAI CHILI 82-56573 28 33 1 202 HARVEST DAY (1997) DWES EG
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 70 48 0 201 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
UPPER DECK 6-6268 34 28 0 201 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
STEADY DECLINE 84-47675 20 9 2 201 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989) BLACKSTONE
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 15 13 4 201 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 49 73 2 200 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
-BOZO 42-4016 63 87 0 199 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 42 34 0 198 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602 31 14 0 198 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
SPURT 96-5750 22 19 4 198 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 65 70 0 197 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 58 36 0 196 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 52 72 2 196 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
WATSON 9-5695 36 27 0 196 SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605) ZUKAL
-PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 82 62 0 195 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DOLGAN 56-751 58 130 5 195 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
PEEKING DUCK 81-2363 45 32 2 195 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 37 30 1 195 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
FUERDAI 1-9286 34 28 2 195 YUPPIE HORDE (1880) MORDANT
KERN 36-7601 43 39 1 193 ORDER (1780) JHANS
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 43 36 0 193 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844 28 22 1 193 SHEWISH BUFFET (1923) RODEKI
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 77 34 3 192 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 43 30 0 192 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521 32 19 1 192 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 63 89 1 191 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
COREA 12-7086 54 63 0 191 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
SOLINARI 82-41826 32 52 2 191 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
JONAS 25-5938 32 32 1 191 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078 52 51 0 190 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
RUBIN CARTER 84-33714 35 25 1 190 HURRICANE (1951) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAINT ANNIE 84-41396 33 23 3 190 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 26 11 1 190 FIST (1889) CALEAM
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 86 63 0 189 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
JOB 18-6129 73 191 0 189 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892 52 19 0 189 WAY OF THINKING (1874) BLACKSTONE
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 69 41 0 187 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867 38 19 0 187 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 59 52 1 185 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 59 85 0 184 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
MC REN 84-27222 44 31 0 184 N.W.A. (1945) BLACKSTONE
SOULTAKER 82-16461 21 8 2 184 HAS-BEENS (1999) DWES EG
LONE WOLF 31-162 62 95 1 183 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
WILLIE BROWN 6-6944 54 45 0 183 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GORDONS 28-5337 47 34 0 183 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 36 39 5 183 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 66 57 3 182 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
CHATMON 6-6992 47 43 3 182 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
REDICULOUS 84-41392 36 31 1 182 SIC 'EM (1905) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ICE WIND 47-7758 64 44 2 180 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049 48 30 2 180 SHEWISH BUFFET (1716) ZORPUNT
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 42 54 0 180 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 37 58 0 180 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 32 37 0 180 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346 30 11 0 179 ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763) ALJAFIR
FEALOST 1-3916 69 99 2 178 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811 32 25 1 178 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
DIAZ 14-5026 42 47 1 177 MENTOR BLISS (1862) TOBIR
CHUCKY 22-7121 38 34 1 177 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
GWAR 2-6074 33 51 1 177 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911 53 27 3 176 WILD STYLE (1791) BLACKSTONE
NEVERMORE 9-5846 31 39 0 176 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
CHAZZ 2-6132 37 20 1 175 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386 37 14 0 175 EL CAMINO:TRES (1953) BLACKSTONE
MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520 33 31 0 175 GOD SQUAD (1762) MORDANT
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 32 69 0 174 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
ERIK 56-3399 92 109 1 173 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 49 56 1 173 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
SWEET MUSIC 22-7107 25 11 4 172 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380 37 30 1 170 LAST THOUGHTS (1892) BLACKSTONE
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 33 48 0 170 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
MEABEER 56-3899 35 27 0 169 GET (1814) ROCANIS
THE PROFESSOR 84-30925 37 24 1 168 BALLERS (1957) BLACKSTONE
BLOCK 26-5168 31 32 1 163 FIST (1889) CALEAM
BEA HEADER 99-4683 38 45 4 161 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546 38 36 0 159 DRACO (1858) ROCANIS
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 25 16 1 156 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
PICAROON 28-5202 39 25 1 153 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
LUNITARI 82-57001 23 12 0 153 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403 24 4 0 152 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
R-1 18-9490 40 23 1 151 NEXT GENERATION (1896) TALCAMA
PINK SHIRT 28-5336 30 21 0 151 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 23 17 0 150 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SANTA MARIA 16-6451 22 10 1 150 MENTOR-SHIPS (1978) WILLAF
THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298 38 21 0 149 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 67 50 1 148 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
ODACHI 31-6569 25 32 1 147 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 48 64 1 146 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
KID KOALA 4-5694 30 33 1 146 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 33 35 3 141 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ST. RIKER 62-4828 37 51 0 140 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
ADEMA 61-3093 40 52 0 139 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
GIGLIE 25-5130 37 10 0 137 MADTOWN (1381) LYRATILAN
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 84 85 0 135 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MAMMA MIA 14-5144 25 11 2 135 STREEP LEGAL (1977) TOBIR
-RYO 31-6470 36 51 1 130 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
HELLHOUND 6-7152 29 28 0 130 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238 23 35 1 130 GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008) BLACKSTONE
RUY LOPEZ 46-4461 36 33 2 129 WE GOT GAME (1695) ARDIVENT
DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173 33 36 0 129 PICTOR (1938) CALEAM
ADDICTION 84-48891 26 15 0 126 REVIEW (1958) BLACKSTONE
AYI'IG 73-6302 21 15 1 126 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
THIRD STONE 22-7244 30 30 0 124 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413 20 4 1 124 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761 24 17 0 123 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
-ISHIBO 31-6441 32 56 2 122 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 58 65 1 121 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 25 18 2 121 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
FAITH 47-8944 35 55 1 118 SERPENTS HOLD II (1904) NORTH FORK
ONE TIME! 47-8396 27 18 0 117 BAD BEATS (1971) NORTH FORK
METAL BRACE 7-6453 45 40 1 116 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456 27 59 1 116 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431 16 14 3 113 U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970) SHADOW GROVE
TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414 24 14 0 112 YUPPIE HORDE (1979) IAYE
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620 33 57 0 110 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
THE ROOSTER 22-7254 15 3 1 106 RED SCARE (1960) SOLVEN
BARRELS 75-3683 37 27 1 102 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAROBI 24-5158 39 56 3 100 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
BUSY BEE 18-10572 34 31 0 100 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
CLOWN 14-4418 28 40 0 100 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795) TOBIR
THE FADED LINE 82-56673 26 12 2 100 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333 23 22 0 100 HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006) JASPER GULCH
KLEPTO MAN 73-6569 21 37 0 100 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
CRYINARA 2-6131 36 44 1 98 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
DENSER 82-35579 18 6 2 98 WOTB A62 (2003) DWES EG
-DOOR DINGS 45-5247 26 18 1 97 BASH BROS CARS (2013) STORMCROWE
-DEFENSIVE LEE 8-4062 28 12 0 96 SERIOUS LEE (2010) ARKERS
-BONESCRAPER 50-3837 36 17 0 91 MESOPOTAMIA (1697) SNOWBOUND
NICHLAUS 85-7665 17 24 3 91 FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835) JASPER GULCH
TENNESSEE JED 10-6738 14 1 0 91 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112 33 51 1 88 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 27 14 2 87 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
WALLER 12-7303 23 15 1 85 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 22 25 0 85 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
WEST WOOD 13-5630 48 75 1 84 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
CURDLE 96-5748 22 19 3 84 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
BURDEN TOFU 38-5293 19 17 0 84 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
TERRE HAUTE 21-4522 26 21 0 83 TRIAL & ERROR (1885) SUNSET
PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920 17 5 0 83 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER 10-6735 13 0 0 83 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
-DEATHFROMABOVE 2-1 11 11 4 83 FORCE OF FIVE (1927) NIANIA
-POWDER MONKEY 81-2683 26 20 1 82 SHANGHAIED (1939) SHADOWSPIRE
CLEAN HANDS 17-7677 29 40 0 81 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
ROBERT FROST 45-5021 19 13 2 81 DEAD POETS (1990) STORMCROWE
WAR TOY 82-7167 18 4 2 80 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
HERETIC 46-4553 23 6 0 79 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
SCONE GOLEM 7-6563 17 12 0 79 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
BETTERMAN 4-7037 37 28 0 78 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
RIOT FIGHT 84-49230 29 32 3 76 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 23 30 0 76 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
END OF TIME 22-7377 16 7 3 75 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
POT SHOT 78-3230 24 22 0 74 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674 22 46 0 74 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
NECROWRETCH 73-6540 20 12 0 73 FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988) ERINIKA
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 34 32 0 72 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919) DRAGONHEAD
ITEM 32-4794 23 17 0 71 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
JOMMY 56-4539 29 57 1 70 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
-TRUNDLE 33-8763 22 14 2 70 FORCE OF FIVE (2000) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HOFFA 18-9369 56 184 0 69 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
PART POWER 13-5627 42 81 0 69 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
ATHENA 7-6674 18 6 1 67 THE MENTORS 12 (1993) BONSUR
STRAY CAT 81-242 23 23 0 66 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697 21 14 0 65 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
CANNED HEAT 6-7219 17 5 1 65 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
OVERSTAND 36-7937 35 32 7 64 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
T-4 STRAIN 73-6567 25 34 2 61 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
ANOMALY 82-771 22 27 1 61 LEGAL TERMS (1984) DWES EG
MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697 19 46 0 61 FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964) BLACKSTONE
-BELLA DONNA 25-5391 17 10 0 61 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
HOFFA 18-8478 62 203 1 60 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
BEDTIME 84-49248 21 95 0 60 BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906) BLACKSTONE
ZWEIBACK 33-8417 17 9 0 60 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
STRANGE FORM 32-6598 15 6 1 59 B.I.G. (1683) ARVAT
BASHER FORCE 62-4872 29 44 5 58 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
GRAVITY 28-5599 15 10 0 55 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
CANDYMAN 22-7177 31 45 0 54 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
HIRE WATHA 60-9218 22 10 0 54 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ELF COBBLER 7-6525 19 7 2 53 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
ED 26-5174 34 24 0 52 FIST (1889) CALEAM
-CUTTER JOHN 85-4984 14 8 0 52 IN BLOOM (2009) JASPER GULCH
-10 ATTACK 21-7906 26 80 0 51 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
-HORDE 17-6100 15 6 0 51 DRAGON'S FIST (2011) ALJAFIR
DAAVYA 35-4751 15 10 1 49 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
RAT-CATCHER 5-5714 15 20 0 49 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
CANCHA 60-9147 26 28 1 46 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
SHO'NUFF 25-5896 24 51 2 46 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
ANGEL HAIR 84-54540 15 8 1 43 PASTA LA VISTA (2012) BLACKSTONE
FREEBOOTER 28-5201 20 26 0 41 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
HEDGEHOG 56-3748 26 30 0 40 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
MALICE 99-6436 7 12 4 40 WHY 2? (1974) SOUTH RIDGE
RACOON 99-6151 9 8 4 35 THROWIN SHADE (1895) SOUTH RIDGE
-HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 8 3 5 28 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Cao Cao -- It troubles me that I didn't manage to hit you at all. -- Fealost
End of Time -- Woo, thanks for showing me all of those skills! -- Hedgehog
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAMMA CEPHEI was devastated by SILVER SEAS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MAIN EVENT demolished QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was overpowered by CAO CAO in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
THE HAMILTONS was narrowly defeated by PERPETUAL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
JACK B. NIMBLE was vanquished by PRO 4 in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
FUERDAI was handily defeated by STONE GOSSARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KURT COBAIN vanquished SAND MAGGOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLAME SPIDER was savagely defeated by REBUILD in a exciting 6 minute gruesome fight.
BABY BACK RIBS was overpowered by HORRIFYING ATTACK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZENSU LASAGNA was demolished by WHOOPIE DOO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KRILL SOUP was bested by TOCK .. TICK in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
XI AQUILAE was savagely defeated by SPIRALS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
YONDER ORPHAN vanquished UPPER DECK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
BLACKGUARD overpowered COREA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
COSMO beat SOLINARI in a exciting 1 minute match.
TENTH WATCH beat STEADY DECLINE in a popular 1 minute match.
DOBBIE viciously subdued RIPPY BRICKBOY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory competition.
JEX luckily beat SPURT in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
DIFFERENT RULER was overcome by EIGHTH-RATE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
CANNED SAVRADESE devastated SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CREAMED MALCORN was defeated by RARE BREED in a exciting 4 minute duel.
BICYCLE RACE was luckily beaten by CELL BLOCK A in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
DARQUE PREACHER was narrowly defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a exciting 9 minute melee.
TAMBA viciously subdued JOB in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
TEDDY RUXPIN overcame SWEET MUSIC in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
SAINT ANNIE was narrowly defeated by FREE CHEESE!! in a 2 minute duel.
REDICULOUS was overcome by HIP WADERS in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
RUBIN CARTER was overpowered by PRIVATEER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA overpowered ASSISTANT MANAGER in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
DIAZ was savagely defeated by WILLIE BROWN in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
AIR RAID viciously subdued RIGHTEOUS in a action packed 7 minute gory bout.
EARLY ONE MORNING was demolished by TRANSFORMERS in a 3 minute mismatched match.
THE GNOME beat ELECTRIC SHEEP in a action packed 4 minute bout.
THAI CHILI overpowered R-1 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
STYGIAN HAG was beaten by ZETA AQUILAE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
RUTH slimly won victory over SECOND MATE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal duel.
DRES handily defeated FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ANGRY LIGHTNING overpowered CHAZZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CHUCKY was handily defeated by ETA ANDROMEDAE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EXECUTIONER overpowered MEABEER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TICK ... TOCK slimly won victory over ICE WIND in a popular 4 minute bout.
JONAS was viciously subdued by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
SNAKE BITE was savagely defeated by T.G.I. FLOYD'S in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BACK savagely defeated DOLGAN in a popular 2 minute gory battle.
ERIK was handily defeated by JURINE CASSEROLE in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
BUSTED KNUCKLE was demolished by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
JANIS JOBLIN slimly won victory over FEALOST in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
ROBERT JOHNSON devastated KERN in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
GWAR was overpowered by WATSON in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GORDONS was handily defeated by BATTLING BOB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
FEZZIK overpowered NEVERMORE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
MARY MARY handily defeated POSTMORTEM in a 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
SKILLET LIBEL was savagely defeated by HUNGRY HAROLD in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
MUTANT BLOWBY was vanquished by PEEKING DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JOE WILLIAMS was overpowered by STRAWBERRY JHANS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
CHATMON overpowered MAMMA MIA in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
ROBERT GERMAN overpowered 50 STAR GENERAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LONE WOLF devastated LUNITARI in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
BEA HEADER defeated ONE TIME! in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
PICAROON was viciously subdued by HAMBURGER TRAIN in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
ROSA MEXICANA demolished THIRD STONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
MC REN luckily beat SANTA MARIA in a popular 7 minute gruesome fight.
SOULTAKER handily defeated BLUE PLATE SPECIAL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLOCK was savagely defeated by LONG-NECKED LARRY in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
VIOLENT PACIFICATION slimly won victory over GIGLIE in a dull 16 minute match.
IOTA DRACONIS was viciously subdued by THE PROFESSOR in a exciting 5 minute duel.
BUGG-SHASH was devastated by DEF JAM SHIRT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ADEMA savagely defeated HELLHOUND in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
NAAN COMBATANT overpowered RUY LOPEZ in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
ILL SUBLIMINAL viciously subdued SEYMORE GUTTS in a 9 minute brutal bout.
KID KOALA beat FAITH in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ST. RIKER subdued CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a action packed 3 minute duel.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO beat BILLY THE KID in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
METAL BRACE was demolished by ODACHI in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
FOREIGN SHORE was savagely defeated by AYI'IG in a action packed 2 minute competition.
THE FADED LINE was overpowered by BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PINK SHIRT demolished FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DELTA PICTORIS viciously subdued WHUPPIN' IVORY in a action packed 1 minute bout.
BREAK OF DAY vanquished KLEPTO MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
ADDICTION overpowered DENSER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
POWER PUNCH bested FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 2 minute battle.
THE HIEROPHANT viciously subdued BUSY BEE in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gruesome bout.
TEN GALLON HAT vanquished HERETIC in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
VEIL OF DECEPTION was demolished by TRAIN RAIL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BARRELS viciously subdued RAT-CATCHER in a 9 minute gruesome fray.
PSUNAMI FORCE was savagely defeated by CLOWN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
THE ROOSTER demolished BETTERMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
CRYINARA won victory over STRAY CAT in a popular 2 minute gory conflict.
DIRTY CLOTHES overpowered -10 ATTACK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided bout.
CLEAN HANDS was viciously subdued by TENNESSEE JED in a 2 minute competition.
HOFFA unbelievably bested RACOON in a action packed 5 minute match.
WEST WOOD overpowered BEDTIME in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
HOFFA viciously subdued MIRROR'S GAZE in a action packed 11 minute gruesome contest.
FREEBOOTER slimly lost to XIAHOU DUN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
ED was savagely defeated by HERMY in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
PART POWER was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
WALLER viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in a popular 2 minute brutal struggle.
WAR TOY handily defeated SHO'NUFF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RIOT FIGHT bested DAAVYA in a 1 minute match.
HEDGEHOG was vanquished by JOMMY in a exciting 4 minute bloody mismatched contest.
ANGEL HAIR was demolished by CANNED HEAT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANOMALY was demolished by CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
NICHLAUS savagely defeated BASHER FORCE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
CURDLE vanquished MALICE in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided melee.
ROBERT FROST overpowered HIRE WATHA in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRAVITY demolished B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
POT SHOT overpowered CANDYMAN in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched battle.
BURDEN TOFU demolished ELF COBBLER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OVERSTAND vanquished HERMY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TERRE HAUTE beat ATHENA in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
T-4 STRAIN was viciously subdued by SCONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
NECROWRETCH was demolished by JAROBI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
ITEM was beaten by DELTA CORVI in a action packed 1 minute fight.
STRANGE FORM viciously subdued HERMY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
END OF TIME devastated HERMY in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
ZWEIBACK was viciously subdued by SEDAN OF BAN in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
CANCHA was devastated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute bloody uneven fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 59 PARRY-STRIKE 35 - 29 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 37 PARRY-RIPOSTE 26 - 22 - 1 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 33 LUNGING ATTACK 138 - 119 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 27 STRIKING ATTACK 135 - 119 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 20 WALL OF STEEL 87 - 81 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 16 SLASHING ATTACK 52 - 49 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 273 - 264 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 TOTAL PARRY 163 - 189 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 BASHING ATTACK 99 - 121 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 26 - 52 - 0 33 |
Turn 735 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 9 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 AIMED BLOW 25 - 34 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 12 - 8 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 6 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 13 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 16 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 19 - 18 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SILVER SEAS 22-7127 64 39 1 352 ARE YOU ? (1647)
BASHING ATTACK YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 71 29 3 323 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
STRIKING ATTACK BLACKGUARD 5-5543 43 17 3 297 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
TOTAL PARRY CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 63 52 13 274 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)
SLASHING ATTACK KURT COBAIN 46-4253 96 58 0 271 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TENTH WATCH 18-10705 38 16 0 258 SEA DOGS (426)
AIMED BLOW MAIN EVENT 36-7845 51 32 3 241 STILLMATIC (1652)
WALL OF STEEL DOBBIE 84-30850 72 72 2 226 PEEP SHOW (1696)
PARRY-LUNGE EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661 28 22 0 215 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-STRIKE TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 76 57 1 213 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
SANTA MARIA 16-6451. The ten other most popular fighters were ATHENA 7-6674,
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893, ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602, BEA HEADER 99-4683, FLAME SPIDER 61-3401,
DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674, REBUILD 36-7697, KRILL SOUP 98-4764, DOBBIE 84-30850, and
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782.
The least popular fighter this week was GIGLIE 25-5130. The other ten least popular
fighters were VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180, BUSY BEE 18-10572, ELF COBBLER 7-6525,
ANGEL HAIR 84--10996, SHO'NUFF 25-5896, BARRELS 75-3683, THE FADED LINE 82--8863,
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313, GWAR 2-6074, and SNAKE BITE 56-4343.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 5 0 SOLVEN(22) 3 5 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 6 0
NIANIA(2) 2 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 3 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 4 0 ARADI(60) 2 2 0
JHELUM(4) 2 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 3 0 JURINE(61) 1 4 0
KALTOS(5) 3 1 0 MORYA(28) 5 4 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 3 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 3 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 3 1 0
BONSUR(7) 4 5 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 4 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 5 1 0
KOLACT(10) 3 0 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 3 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 11 0
DULLENS(13) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 11 10 0
TOBIR(14) 2 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 3 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 6 3 0 ARDIVENT(46) 3 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 3 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 2 0
SUNSET(21) 2 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARY MARY 1-8872 69 79 1 203 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GWAR 2-6074 33 51 1 177 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 22 25 0 85 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
STONE GOSSARD 4-6874 48 29 1 227 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 71 29 3 323 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
UPPER DECK 6-6268 34 28 0 201 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 63 52 13 274 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
WATSON 9-5695 36 27 0 196 SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605) ZUKAL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 43 36 0 193 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 76 57 1 213 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
COREA 12-7086 54 63 0 191 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 58 65 1 121 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
JEX 14-4848 47 48 0 228 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 69 41 0 187 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346 30 11 0 179 ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763) ALJAFIR
TENTH WATCH 18-10705 38 16 0 258 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
COSMO 19-4498 54 54 1 220 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180 42 54 0 180 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
SILVER SEAS 22-7127 64 39 1 352 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 41 38 4 213 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602 31 14 0 198 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 26 11 1 190 FIST (1889) CALEAM
PRIVATEER 28-5247 47 32 0 225 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414 24 14 0 112 YUPPIE HORDE (1979) IAYE
LONE WOLF 31-162 62 95 1 183 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
ITEM 32-4794 23 17 0 71 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 23 17 0 150 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279 28 17 1 219 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
MAIN EVENT 36-7845 51 32 3 241 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 42 34 0 198 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
THE HAMILTONS 41-4653 70 48 0 201 LAZY SUNDAY (1688) KATI-TEI
JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844 28 22 1 193 SHEWISH BUFFET (1923) RODEKI
FEZZIK 45-814 40 33 1 214 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 96 58 0 271 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
ICE WIND 47-7758 64 44 2 180 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
BACK 56-3949 34 27 0 208 GET (1814) ROCANIS
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 25 18 2 121 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 98 72 0 210 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 49 73 2 200 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 42 45 1 210 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
CAO CAO 72-8791 44 48 1 225 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 25 16 1 156 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
SPIRALS 75-3613 71 19 2 236 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 27 14 2 87 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
PEEKING DUCK 81-2363 45 32 2 195 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
HIP WADERS 82--8894 33 54 1 202 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
PERPETUAL 84-14073 19 8 0 233 OTTODROME 13 (1950) BLACKSTONE
PRO 4 85-7401 34 29 0 214 4 PROS & A HACKER (1937) JASPER GULCH
SPURT 96-5750 22 19 4 198 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
TAMBA 97-6138 37 27 4 215 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
KRILL SOUP 98-4764 35 42 4 202 SHEWISH BISTRO (1828) SYVYN'S HILL
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 15 13 4 201 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI