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Date   : 04/18/2018    Duedate: 05/01/2018

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 736

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984  106   72   2 59.6      B.I.G. 32/1683
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   N.W.A. 84/1945
    FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835                   REVIEW 84/1958
  2-DRAGON'S FI 17/2011   30   22   1 57.7      RUN DMC 1/1626
  3 CORVUS 3/1986       1983 1555  14 56.0      BALLERS 84/1957
    DRACO 56/1858                               SIC 'EM 84/1905
    AQUILA 62/1908                              PEARL JAM 4/1638
    PICTOR 26/1938                              ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            CRITICALS 75/1635
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            HURRICANE 84/1951
    ANDROMEDA 99/1998                           JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        SOME OLD B 84/1962
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       WILD STYLE 84/1791
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991                      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019                    UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
  4 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     892  727   3 55.1      LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    RED SCARE 22/1960                           MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      FINGER LICKIN 84/2018
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006
    ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015                      LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016                   HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007                  ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
  5 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    227  197   3 53.5      GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008
    BASH BROS CARS 45/2013                      I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720                     WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
  6 WHY 2? 99/1974       403  357   2 53.0    8 GET 56/1814          102  105   2 49.3
    CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871                         BALTO 6/1793
    FROM THE 80'S 9/1881                        ERRATA 32/1805
    MENTOR BLISS 14/1862                        ERRATA 81/1823
    MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978                        THROWIN SHADE 99/1895
    THE MENTORS 12 7/1993                       TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885
    MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859                      HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795
    THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856                  9 D'ORKS 33/2017        98  106   3 48.0
  7 FIST 26/1889        4091 3995  43 50.6      DEAD POETS 45/1990
    QUEEN 9/1629                                SHANGHAIED 81/1939

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    TRIBE 24/1648                               SIRTAIN DEATH 97/1827
 10 WOTB A62 82/2003     546  613   4 47.1      SERIOUS LEE 8/2010
    HAS-BEENS 82/1999                           YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                      WE GOT GAME 46/1695
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970                      YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                    ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
 11 GWAR 82/1731         562  635   9 47.0   13 ORDER 14/1754        341  406   3 45.6
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              ORDER 36/1780
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           SEINFELD 19/1741
    IN SHINOLA 82/1833                          BAD BREAD 33/1041
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    HARVEST DAY 82/1997                         OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    MESOPOTAMIA 50/1697                         STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    MY CARTOONS 72/1850                      14 AVENGERS 31/1321     248  356   0 41.1
    WHO DA MAN? 73/1992                         HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                        LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985                      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955                   15 REDHORSE 56/1325     342  496   3 40.8
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                      MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
    FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988                  16-MADTOWN 25/1381        2    3   0 40.0
    FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989                  17-FORCE OF FIV 2/1927    3    5   0 37.5
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964                     FORCE OF FIVE 33/2000
    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730                  18 ARROGANCE 18/755     614 1026  11 37.4
    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872                  19 IN BLOOM 85/2009       1    6   0 14.3
    DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005
    CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897                   PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012
 12 BAD BEATS 47/1971    283  320   2 46.9

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good afternoon.

Today there were 117 fights, no deaths, one challenge, and two volunteers for Lady 
Greywand's mission.  Mr. Woodhaven is still absent.

ANGEL HAIR (84-54540) (15-8-1,43) of PASTA LA VISTA challenged STRANGE FORM (32-6598) 
(15-6-1,59) of B.I.G..  ANGEL HAIR was devastated by STRANGE FORM in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.

SILVER SEAS (22-7127) (64-39-1,352) of ARE YOU ? fought JEX (14-4848) (47-48-0,228) of 
ORDER.  SILVER SEAS vanquished JEX in an exciting 2 minute gory uneven Title battle.  
Mr. Seas remains our most highly recognized Lunger and, of course, the Captain of the 
Guard.

BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (43-17-3,297) of DUNGEON CELL fought BICYCLE RACE (9-5609) (66-57-
3,182) of QUEEN.  BLACKGUARD demolished BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.  
Indeed, it doesn't take much time to wreck a speeding bicycle.  Blackguard is our 
highest-ranked Striker.

CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (63-52-13,274) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought JANIS JOBLIN (46-
4380) (77-34-3,192) of THE 27 CLUB.  CANNED SAVRADESE beat JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute 
fray.  Mr. Savradese is Home Guard's best Total Parry.

Kurt Cobain is our top Slasher.  KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (96-58-0,271) of THE 27 CLUB 
fought QUEEN OF PENTACLES (28-5294) (43-30-0,192) of PANDORA'S CARDS.  KURT COBAIN 
overpowered QUEEN OF PENTACLES in an action packed 1 minute uneven melee.

The best recognized Parry-Riposte is Tenth Watch.  STONE GOSSARD (4-6874) (48-29-
1,227) of PEARL JAM fought TENTH WATCH (18-10705) (38-16-0,258) of SEA DOGS.  STONE 
GOSSARD was savagely defeated by TENTH WATCH in an exciting 2 minute match.  The Sea 
Dogs have three stylemasters!

MAIN EVENT (36-7845) (51-32-3,241) of STILLMATIC fought ETA ANDROMEDAE (99-6335) (15-
13-4,201) of ANDROMEDA.  MAIN EVENT won victory over ETA ANDROMEDAE in a 1 minute 
brawl.  Main Event is our most feared Aimed Blow.

Dobbie is our most skilled Wall of Steel practitioner.  TRANSFORMERS (72-8711) (36-36-
0,225) of MY CARTOONS fought DOBBIE (84-30850) (72-72-2,226) of PEEP SHOW.  
TRANSFORMERS was vanquished by DOBBIE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

The top Basher is Whoopie Doo.  PRIVATEER (28-5247) (47-32-0,225) of SEA DOGS fought 
WHOOPIE DOO (24-5196) (41-38-4,213) of TRIBE.  PRIVATEER was bested by WHOOPIE DOO in 
a popular 1 minute duel.

EIGHTH-RATE (18-10661) (28-22-0,215) of SEA DOGS fought SAVAGE BEATING (35-4339) (59-
85-0,184) of HAPPY FUN TIME.  EIGHTH-RATE viciously subdued SAVAGE BEATING in a 
popular 7 minute brutal brawl.  Eighth-Rate is this arena's best Parry-Lunge.

Jurine Casserole is our top-rated Parry-Strike.  JURINE CASSEROLE (42-4844) (28-22-
1,193) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought VIOLENT PACIFICATION (21-6180) (42-54-0,180) of 
D.R.I..  JURINE CASSEROLE viciously subdued VIOLENT PACIFICATION in an 8 minute 
conflict, and also was voted this turn's favorite fighter.

Our overall popularity leader, of course, is Job.  FEZZIK (45-814) (40-33-1,214) of 
MAX'S MIRACLE fought JOB (18-6129) (73-191-0,189) of SHEPHERDS.  FEZZIK was 
unbelievably bested by JOB in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.

That is all I can tell you on this momentous day.  Fare well!

Sylvia Horn

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          65  39  1  365  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         71  29  3  323  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            44  17  3  307  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      64  52 13  300  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          97  58  0  287  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         39  16  0  276  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           52  32  3  247  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SPIRALS 75-3613              72  19  2  244  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           20   8  0  240  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 DOBBIE 84-30850              73  72  2  236  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 COSMO 19-4498                55  54  1  236  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      45  39  1  234  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 RUTH 18-10121               113  65  0  233  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 PRO 4 85-7401                35  29  0  232  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          42  38  4  227  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           36  42  4  227  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         29  22  0  219  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 BOZO 42-4016                 64  87  0  218  CLOWNING AROUND (1720)     RODEKI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         59  36  0  217  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         46  32  2  215  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     66  58  0  214  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           38  30  1  214  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 WATSON 9-5695                37  27  0  214  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 BACK 56-3949                 35  27  0  212  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
-ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       72  49  0  211  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          50  73  2  211  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TICK ... TOCK 60-511         98  72  0  210  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         53  72  2  210  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          29  33  1  210  HARVEST DAY (1997)         DWES EG
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     60  52  1  209  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          66  70  0  208  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-TOCK .. TICK 60-512          61  47  0  208  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       32  14  0  208  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 JOB 18-6129                  74 191  0  207  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        43  34  0  207  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 UPPER DECK 6-6268            35  28  0  207  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        33  19  1  207  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
-EVISSIRATOR 97-292           32  39  7  206  SIRTAIN DEATH (1827)       SHADOW GROVE
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        70  49  0  202  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    70  41  0  202  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         48  30  1  202  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 SOLINARI 82-41826            33  52  2  202  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       49  30  2  201  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 GORDONS 28-5337              48  34  0  201  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           39  45  4  201  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386       38  14  0  201  EL CAMINO:TRES (1953)      BLACKSTONE
 GWAR 2-6074                  34  51  1  200  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 SPURT 96-5750                22  20  4  200  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335       15  14  4  200  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      37  39  5  199  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 JEX 14-4848                  47  49  0  198  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          33  55  1  198  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     29  22  1  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         76  58  1  197  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 CAO CAO 72-8791              44  49  1  197  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            47  33  0  196  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       43  57  0  196  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 MEABEER 56-3899              36  27  0  196  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
-PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      82  62  0  195  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 COREA 12-7086                55  63  0  195  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         34  23  3  195  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             33  37  0  195  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       87  63  0  194  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   43  31  0  194  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         77  35  3  192  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 KERN 36-7601                 43  40  1  192  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 AIR RAID 84-32877            42  38  0  192  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 DRES 18-10562                41  28  1  192  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 FEZZIK 45-814                40  34  1  192  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 RARE BREED 28-5350           65  35  0  191  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
-ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        63  89  1  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        52  52  0  191  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          38  37  1  191  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 STEADY DECLINE 84-47675      20  10  2  191  FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989)     BLACKSTONE
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       54  27  3  190  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           42  46  1  190  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         36  37  0  190  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     34  48  0  190  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 DOLGAN 56-751                58 131  5  189  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          54  46  0  189  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    33  33  6  189  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        28  18  1  189  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       59  86  0  188  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         43  37  0  187  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           31  21  0  187  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         34  31  0  186  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         38  20  0  185  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 TAMBA 97-6138                37  28  4  185  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          66  58  3  184  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 REBUILD 36-7697              54  55  0  184  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 ICE WIND 47-7758             65  44  2  182  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     52  20  0  182  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           33  69  0  182  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 LONE WOLF 31-162             62  96  1  181  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 JONAS 25-5938                32  33  1  181  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 42  55  0  180  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CHUCKY 22-7121               38  35  1  180  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         37  59  0  180  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        35  26  1  180  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       30  12  0  180  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 CHATMON 6-6992               47  44  3  179  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DIAZ 14-5026                 43  47  1  179  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 MARY MARY 1-8872             69  80  1  178  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 THE GNOME 84-26786           54  31  0  178  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 MC REN 84-27222              44  32  0  178  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          36  32  1  178  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   32  26  1  178  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 38  20  1  177  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       26  12  1  177  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 SOULTAKER 82-16461           21   9  2  175  HAS-BEENS (1999)           DWES EG
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        39  36  0  174  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 SWEET MUSIC 22-7107          26  11  4  174  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 FEALOST 1-3916               69 100  2  172  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       38  24  1  172  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 BLOCK 26-5168                32  32  1  172  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 FUERDAI 1-9286               34  29  2  166  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       24  17  0  166  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ERIK 56-3399                 92 110  1  163  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          85  85  0  162  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     37  31  1  160  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413   21   4  1  159  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 PICAROON 28-5202             40  25  1  157  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403     25   4  0  157  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SANTA MARIA 16-6451          23  10  1  157  MENTOR-SHIPS (1978)        WILLAF
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           49  57  1  152  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           25  17  1  152  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 THE ROOSTER 22-7254          16   3  1  152  RED SCARE (1960)           SOLVEN
 LUNITARI 82-57001            23  13  0  151  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 R-1 18-9490                  40  24  1  149  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       67  51  1  147  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            37  52  0  147  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 ADEMA 61-3093                41  52  0  146  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         33  36  3  146  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          59  65  1  145  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 KID KOALA 4-5694             30  34  1  145  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            37  33  2  142  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 ONE TIME! 47-8396            28  18  0  142  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       34  36  0  141  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            26  11  2  141  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
-GIGLIE 25-5130               37  10  0  137  MADTOWN (1381)             LYRATILAN
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             31  40  0  134  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 FAITH 47-8944                35  56  1  133  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 ADDICTION 84-48891           26  16  0  133  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298       38  22  0  131  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
-RYO 31-6470                  36  51  1  130  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             29  29  0  130  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    24  18  0  129  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         28  59  1  128  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431        17  14  3  127  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          30  31  0  125  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 ODACHI 31-6569               25  33  1  125  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       48  65  1  123  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
-ISHIBO 31-6441               32  56  2  122  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   33  58  0  120  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238  23  36  1  119  GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008)     BLACKSTONE
 AYI'IG 73-6302               21  16  1  118  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 NICHLAUS 85-7665             18  24  3  118  FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835)   JASPER GULCH
 BILLY THE KID 59-2969        25  19  2  116  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414       24  15  0  111  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 DENSER 82-35579              19   6  2  106  WOTB A62 (2003)            DWES EG
 CLOWN 14-4418                29  40  0  105  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 JAROBI 24-5158               40  56  3  102  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333       24  22  0  102  HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006)       JASPER GULCH

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      26  13  2  100  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER 10-6735  14   0  0  100  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 BARRELS 75-3683              37  28  1   99  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-DOOR DINGS 45-5247           26  18  1   97  BASH BROS CARS (2013)      STORMCROWE
 TENNESSEE JED 10-6738        15   1  0   97  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 WALLER 12-7303               24  15  1   96  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 WICKED SLICE 39-4083         16  31  1   96  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 BURKES CAFE 82-6800          21  16  1   94  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 SCONE GOLEM 7-6563           18  12  0   94  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           45  41  1   93  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
-BONESCRAPER 50-3837          36  17  0   91  MESOPOTAMIA (1697)         SNOWBOUND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          34  51  1   90  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 CURDLE 96-5748               23  19  3   90  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            49  75  1   89  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JOMMY 56-4539                30  57  1   86  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            34  32  0   85  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926        20  22  6   85  SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)    ILLIS
 ROBERT FROST 45-5021         20  13  2   85  DEAD POETS (1990)          STORMCROWE
 DAAVYA 35-4751               16  10  1   85  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          30  40  0   84  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 HENCHMAN 46-4560             17   5  0   84  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
-DEATHFROMABOVE 2-1           11  11  4   83  FORCE OF FIVE (1927)       NIANIA
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             38  28  0   82  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-POWDER MONKEY 81-2683        26  20  1   82  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 HERETIC 46-4553              24   6  0   82  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 WAR TOY 82-7167              19   4  2   82  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 FREEBOOTER 28-5201           21  26  0   81  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 END OF TIME 22-7377          17   7  3   81  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          26  22  0   80  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           35  32  0   79  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           27  15  2   78  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 ATHENA 7-6674                19   6  1   78  THE MENTORS 12 (1993)      BONSUR
 PART POWER 13-5627           43  81  0   77  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 POT SHOT 78-3230             25  22  0   77  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 ANOMALY 82-771               23  27  1   77  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             25  51  2   76  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            36  32  7   75  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218           23  10  0   75  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 NECROWRETCH 73-6540          21  12  0   75  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988)     ERINIKA
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          29  33  3   74  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 T-4 STRAIN 73-6567           26  34  2   74  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           22  26  0   73  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          19  18  0   73  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 ITEM 32-4794                 23  18  0   71  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 STRAY CAT 81-242             23  24  0   70  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
-TRUNDLE 33-8763              22  14  2   70  FORCE OF FIVE (2000)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 STRANGE FORM 32-6598         16   6  1   69  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697   22  14  0   67  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           23  31  0   66  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BORKDUP 33-8902              19   7  1   66  D'ORKS (2017)              NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HOFFA 18-8478                62 204  1   65  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 CRYINARA 2-6131              36  45  1   65  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 SNOZZLE 20-460               23  21  0   65  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
 ERNIE ERNESTO 84-48896       18   9  2   65  FINGER LICKIN (2018)       BLACKSTONE
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       19  47  0   64  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 CANNED HEAT 6-7219           17   6  1   64  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HOFFA 18-9369                56 185  0   63  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        22  47  0   63  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920        17   6  0   61  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 KLEPTO MAN 73-6569           21  38  0   60  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
-REVENGE 25-6117              19   2  0   59  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 ZWEIBACK 33-8417             17  10  0   57  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BEDTIME 84-49248             21  96  0   56  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         29  45  5   53  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 ELF COBBLER 7-6525           19   8  2   53  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 ED 26-5174                   34  25  0   52  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             31  46  0   52  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771     18  10  1   52  THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016)   BLACKSTONE
 RAT-CATCHER 5-5714           15  21  0   52  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
-CUTTER JOHN 85-4984          14   8  0   52  IN BLOOM (2009)            JASPER GULCH
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           26  81  0   51  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 MALICE 99-6436                7  13  4   51  WHY 2? (1974)              SOUTH RIDGE
 RIPKEN 82-56713              12   8  0   50  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 CANCHA 60-9147               26  29  1   49  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAVITY 28-5599              15  11  0   49  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 HEDGEHOG 56-3748             26  31  0   43  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 RACOON 99-6151                9   9  4   43  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE
 ANGEL HAIR 84-54540          15   9  1   40  PASTA LA VISTA (2012)      BLACKSTONE
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424         8   4  5   33  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Janis Joblin -- Well, darn.  They said I was ahead, and then suddenly you whacked me 
three times in the head.  Nice comeback. -- Fealost

Jommy -- Six skills!  Six!  Thanks. -- Hedgehog

Lady Greywand -- Of course, Fealost and I will help close the Chaos gate. When do we 
leave? -- Hedgehog

     I am informed that the mission will depart for the mainland right after today's 
     fights.  Any latecomers might still be able to catch the ferry from Talahya. -- 
     Sylvia Horn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANGEL HAIR was devastated by STRANGE FORM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SILVER SEAS vanquished JEX in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven Title battle.
MAIN EVENT won victory over ETA ANDROMEDAE in a 1 minute brawl.
RARE BREED was devastated by NAIHREN in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
PRIVATEER was bested by WHOOPIE DOO in a popular 1 minute duel.
FEZZIK was unbelievably bested by JOB in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
KURT COBAIN overpowered QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
TRANSFORMERS was vanquished by DOBBIE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CAO CAO lost to UPPER DECK in a popular 1 minute duel.
SPIRALS outlasted RIPPY BRICKBOY in a action packed 17 minute gory match.
STONE GOSSARD was savagely defeated by TENTH WATCH in a exciting 2 minute match.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was overcome by DARQUE PREACHER in a exciting 2 minute contest.
BLACKGUARD demolished BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ANGRY LIGHTNING handily defeated CELL BLOCK A in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
COSMO devastated MC REN in a exciting 4 minute bloody uneven duel.
EIGHTH-RATE viciously subdued SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 7 minute brutal brawl.
DRES was demolished by PRO 4 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUTH overpowered WILLIE BROWN in a crowd pleasing 14 minute gory mismatched conflict.
PERPETUAL defeated SPURT in a exciting 2 minute duel.
CANNED SAVRADESE beat JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute fray.
TEDDY RUXPIN was viciously subdued by BOZO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory fray.
TAMBA was demolished by FIGHTING ILLINI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
FREE CHEESE!! was overpowered by EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WATSON overpowered AIR RAID in a exciting 5 minute uneven match.
KRILL SOUP vanquished DIFFERENT RULER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
COREA beat LONE WOLF in a 2 minute competition.
STEADY DECLINE was vanquished by PEEKING DUCK in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SAINT ANNIE viciously subdued STYGIAN HAG in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
REDICULOUS was overpowered by SAND MAGGOT in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
EARLY ONE MORNING narrowly defeated HIP WADERS in a exciting 12 minute bloody fray.
RUBIN CARTER was vanquished by BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CREAMED MALCORN was savagely defeated by THAI CHILI in a 3 minute match.
THE GNOME was viciously subdued by BEA HEADER in a exciting 7 minute brutal fight.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA handily defeated CHATMON in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
ELMORE JAMES beat T.G.I. FLOYD'S in a popular 3 minute duel.
SOLINARI handily defeated JONAS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
SOULTAKER was narrowly defeated by HAMBURGER TRAIN in a exciting 3 minute fight.
SECOND MATE was viciously subdued by GORDONS in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
ZETA AQUILAE lost to FLAME SPIDER in a popular 1 minute conflict.
XI AQUILAE was devastated by ROBERT GERMAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GAMMA CEPHEI savagely defeated THE HAMILTONS in a popular 5 minute brutal match.
ELECTRIC SHEEP overpowered ASSISTANT MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BACK narrowly defeated JACK B. NIMBLE in a 2 minute fray.
DOLGAN was overpowered by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a exciting 6 minute uneven competition.
BUSTED KNUCKLE was overcome by MEABEER in a exciting 2 minute bout.
FUERDAI was demolished by PINK SHIRT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
JURINE CASSEROLE viciously subdued VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 8 minute conflict.
MARY MARY was demolished by GWAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
SKILLET LIBEL viciously subdued KERN in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
COLOSSEUM HALLS bested CHUCKY in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
REBUILD was devastated by ROSA MEXICANA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided fight.
LUNITARI was bested by BLOCK in a 2 minute bout.
FEALOST was savagely defeated by POSTMORTEM in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
DEF JAM SHIRT demolished LONG-NECKED LARRY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MUTANT BLOWBY devastated BUGG-SHASH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
R-1 was demolished by RIGHTEOUS in a popular 6 minute gory uneven duel.
CHAZZ defeated FAITH in a action packed 3 minute fight.
THE PROFESSOR vanquished CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
PICAROON demolished THIRD STONE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
50 STAR GENERAL was devastated by KATRINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
DIAZ savagely defeated ST. RIKER in a exciting 6 minute gory match.
SWEET MUSIC overpowered FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ICE WIND devastated BREAK OF DAY in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
STRAWBERRY JHANS won victory over ADDICTION in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
ERIK was savagely defeated by IOTA DRACONIS in a action packed 3 minute fight.
SNAKE BITE was savagely defeated by JOE WILLIAMS in a action packed 7 minute conflict.
NEVERMORE was vanquished by THE ROOSTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
NAAN COMBATANT viciously subdued ILL SUBLIMINAL in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
BILLY THE KID was savagely defeated by SEYMORE GUTTS in a exciting 4 minute contest.
ADEMA savagely defeated HELLHOUND in a popular 7 minute gruesome match.
DELTA PICTORIS overpowered BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a 1 minute uneven match.
POWER PUNCH demolished DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
AYI'IG was overpowered by RUY LOPEZ in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
ONE TIME! vanquished ODACHI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL overpowered THE HIEROPHANT in a 4 minute one-sided competition.
BARRELS was overpowered by THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAMMA MIA viciously subdued THE FADED LINE in a popular 5 minute gory melee.
FOREIGN SHORE luckily beat TEN GALLON HAT in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
METAL BRACE was overpowered by NICHLAUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
SANTA MARIA viciously subdued KID KOALA in a popular 2 minute gruesome melee.
DENSER devastated BORKDUP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BUSY BEE was handily defeated by CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CLOWN viciously subdued HUMAN PRETZEL in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
KLEPTO MAN was handily defeated by FREEBOOTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CRYINARA was vanquished by DAAVYA in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
WHUPPIN' IVORY savagely defeated MALICE in a exciting 5 minute mismatched competition.
TENNESSEE JED devastated RIOT FIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JAROBI vanquished RAT-CATCHER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by OVERSTAND in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.
HOFFA was bested by HERETIC in a action packed 6 minute match.
RIPKEN was viciously subdued by POT SHOT in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
CLEAN HANDS beat MIRROR'S GAZE in a popular 5 minute duel.
VEIL OF DECEPTION savagely defeated HEDGEHOG in a exciting 6 minute bloody duel.
SNOZZLE was overcome by SHO'NUFF in a action packed 3 minute gruesome contest.
SAUSAGE FINGERS was handily defeated by HIRE WATHA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TERRE HAUTE was savagely defeated by WICKED SLICE in a action packed 3 minute bout.
DIRTY CLOTHES was narrowly defeated by T-4 STRAIN in a 2 minute fight.
WAR TOY vanquished CANCHA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
BURKES CAFE defeated TRAIN RAIL in a 1 minute match.
ANOMALY overcame XIAHOU DUN in a exciting 4 minute bloody brawl.
-10 ATTACK was overpowered by BETTERMAN in a 3 minute bloody mismatched duel.
STRAY CAT was subdued by ROBERT FROST in a exciting 6 minute contest.
CANDYMAN was overpowered by END OF TIME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
ERNIE ERNESTO vanquished LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
BEDTIME was handily defeated by WEST WOOD in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
NECROWRETCH beat RACOON in a exciting 1 minute bout.
8 AM CLASS overpowered BASHER FORCE in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HOWLIN' BANDIT was devastated by SEDAN OF BAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided battle.
CURDLE overcame ITEM in a 2 minute fight.
PART POWER subdued ZWEIBACK in a 2 minute match.
WALLER overpowered ELF COBBLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
PSUNAMI FORCE was overpowered by HENCHMAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JOMMY unbelievably bested DELTA CORVI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
ATHENA savagely defeated CANNED HEAT in a popular 1 minute bloody battle.
SCONE GOLEM overpowered BURDEN TOFU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
ED was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute bloody competition.
GRAVITY was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      61         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  19 -  1      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  35         PARRY-STRIKE      35 -  28 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     35         STRIKING ATTACK  140 - 119 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         WALL OF STEEL     90 -  78 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         LUNGING ATTACK   144 - 125 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         SLASHING ATTACK   50 -  50 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         AIMED BLOW       272 - 274 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         BASHING ATTACK    99 - 118 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         TOTAL PARRY      155 - 197 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       31 -  50 -  0      38  |

Turn 736 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  2     AIMED BLOW        27 - 34         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY       13 - 22         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 13                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    11 -  9                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 17                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SILVER SEAS 22-7127        65  39  1  365 ARE YOU ? (1647)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLACKGUARD 5-5543          44  17  3  307 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
TOTAL PARRY      CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311    64  52 13  300 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        97  58  0  287 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TENTH WATCH 18-10705       39  16  0  276 SEA DOGS (426)
AIMED BLOW       MAIN EVENT 36-7845         52  32  3  247 STILLMATIC (1652)
WALL OF STEEL    DOBBIE 84-30850            73  72  2  236 PEEP SHOW (1696)
BASHING ATTACK   WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196        42  38  4  227 TRIBE (1648)
PARRY-LUNGE      EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661       29  22  0  219 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-STRIKE     JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844   29  22  1  198 SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIAZ 14-5026, BEA 
HEADER 99-4683, HELLHOUND 6-7152, EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661, SNAKE BITE 56-4343, OVERSTAND 
36-7937, FEZZIK 45-814, RIGHTEOUS 9-5893, SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217, and BLUE PLATE 
SPECIAL 75-3413.

The least popular fighter this week was PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were -10 ATTACK 21-7906, HOFFA 18-8478, RAT-CATCHER 5-5714, KLEPTO 
MAN 73-6569, BORKDUP 33-8902, METAL BRACE 7-6453, BARRELS 75-3683, BLOODBATH & BEYOND 
84--16298, ASSISTANT MANAGER 84--32725, and RUBIN CARTER 84--31822.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  4 0  SOLVEN(22)           4  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  CALEAM(26)           2  2 0  JURINE(61)           4  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  MORYA(28)            4  5 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  5 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  4 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  2 0  DWES EG(82)         10  8 0  
DULLENS(13)          3  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       7 16 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     3  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  3 0  RODEKI(42)           2  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  5 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      87  63  0  194  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 34  51  1  200  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763          22  26  0   73  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        48  30  1  202  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543           44  17  3  307  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782         66  70  0  208  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     64  52 13  300  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 WATSON 9-5695               37  27  0  214  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387        43  37  0  187  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        76  58  1  197  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 COREA 12-7086               55  63  0  195  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         59  65  1  145  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 47  49  0  198  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   70  41  0  202  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      30  12  0  180  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705        39  16  0  276  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               55  54  1  236  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 SNOZZLE 20-460              23  21  0   65  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
 VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180  42  55  0  180  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127         65  39  1  365  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196         42  38  4  227  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602      32  14  0  208  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      26  12  1  177  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 GORDONS 28-5337             48  34  0  201  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414      24  15  0  111  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            62  96  1  181  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ITEM 32-4794                23  18  0   71  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638      24  17  0  166  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279       28  18  1  189  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845          52  32  3  247  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       43  34  0  207  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 WICKED SLICE 39-4083        16  31  1   96  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       70  49  0  202  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 BOZO 42-4016                64  87  0  218  CLOWNING AROUND (1720)     RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               40  34  1  192  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         97  58  0  287  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            65  44  2  182  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 BACK 56-3949                35  27  0  212  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 BILLY THE KID 59-2969       25  19  2  116  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218          23  10  0   75  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        59  36  0  217  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          42  46  1  190  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 CAO CAO 72-8791             44  49  1  197  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          25  17  1  152  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 SPIRALS 75-3613             72  19  2  244  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          27  15  2   78  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363        46  32  2  215  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THAI CHILI 82--8963         29  33  1  210  HARVEST DAY (1997)         DWES EG
 PERPETUAL 84-14073          20   8  0  240  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               35  29  0  232  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424        8   4  5   33  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 SPURT 96-5750               22  20  4  200  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 TAMBA 97-6138               37  28  4  185  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764          36  42  4  227  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          39  45  4  201  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA

We have planned our summer FTF for July 13-15, 2018, in Arlington, Virginia, only 7 
miles on a quick Metro ride from Washington, D.C.!.  It will be held at the Holiday 
Inn Arlington at Ballston.  Room rates are $120 per night on 7/12 and 7/15 and $79 on 
7/13 and 7/14, 1-2 occupancy.  There's free wireless throughout the property as well 
as a fitness center, outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and bar 
inside the hotel.  There is no airport shuttle and parking is $7/day.  The rooms are 
blocked -- ask for the Reality Simulations block.  Reservations must be made by 6/12.  
(As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!)  

                   Hotel site:  https://aws.passkey.com/e/49602680

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI