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Date   : 05/02/2018    Duedate: 05/15/2018

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 737

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984  108   73   2 59.7    7 WHY 2? 99/1974       406  364   2 52.7
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871
    FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835                   FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
  2-DRAGON'S FI 17/2011   30   22   1 57.7      MENTOR BLISS 14/1862
  3 CORVUS 3/1986       2004 1565  14 56.2      MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978
    DRACO 56/1858                               THE MENTORS 12 7/1993
    AQUILA 62/1908                              MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859
    PICTOR 26/1938                              THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                           8 FIST 26/1889        4139 4035  43 50.6
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             QUEEN 9/1629
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            TRIBE 24/1648
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            B.I.G. 32/1683
    ANDROMEDA 99/1998                           N.W.A. 84/1945
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         REVIEW 84/1958
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        RUN DMC 1/1626
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        BALLERS 84/1957
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       SIC 'EM 84/1905
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991                      CRITICALS 75/1635
    SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019                    HURRICANE 84/1951
  4 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     900  735   3 55.0      JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    RED SCARE 22/1960                           PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           SOME OLD B 84/1962
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      STILLMATIC 36/1652
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      WILD STYLE 84/1791
    ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015                      HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016                   LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007                  MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
  5 SCOTCH 71/1705      1490 1248  19 54.4      FINGER LICKIN 84/2018
    AVID FANS 45/569                            HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    WS ARMS '05 71/1968                         BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1975                        BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786                    GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008
  6 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    231  200   3 53.6      I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    BASH BROS CARS 45/2013                      TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
    CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720                     IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                9 D'ORKS 33/2017       100  107   3 48.3
    DEAD POETS 45/1990                          FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    SHANGHAIED 81/1939                          PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                      DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
 10 GET 56/1814          104  112   2 48.1      CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897
    BALTO 6/1793                             13 BAD BEATS 47/1971    284  327   2 46.5
    ERRATA 32/1805                              SERIOUS LEE 8/2010
    ERRATA 81/1823                              YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
    MARKS PARTY 15/2020                         WE GOT GAME 46/1695
    THROWIN SHADE 99/1895                       YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885                       ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
    HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795                    YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979
 11 WOTB A62 82/2003     551  615   4 47.3      MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    HAS-BEENS 82/1999                           ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                   14 MONSTER MAN 81/1582  260  301   5 46.3
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                   15 ORDER 14/1754        346  409   3 45.8
    U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970                      ORDER 36/1780
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      SEINFELD 19/1741
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                    BAD BREAD 33/1041
 12 GWAR 82/1731         574  653  10 46.8      OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    IN SHINOLA 82/1833                       16 AVENGERS 31/1321     250  359   0 41.1
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
    HARVEST DAY 82/1997                         LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    MY CARTOONS 72/1850                         UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    WHO DA MAN? 73/1992                      17 REDHORSE 56/1325     343  497   3 40.8
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                        MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
    DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985                   18 ARROGANCE 18/755     616 1026  11 37.5
    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955                   19 MADTOWN 25/1381        2    4   0 33.3
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                   20 IN BLOOM 85/2009       2    8   0 20.0
    FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988                     HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005
    FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989                     PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012
    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good afternoon.

This is Sylvia Horn, again.  There were 130 fights in Home Guard Arena today, but only 
two challenges.  One person died.

HIP WADERS (82-56642) (33-55-1,198) of IN SHINOLA fought DUCK WITH SWORDS (39-3726) 
(25-10-0,152) of DUCKS UNLIMITED.  HIP WADERS easily killed DUCK WITH SWORDS in a 1 
minute one-sided duel.  Ouch.

This turn's overall popularity leader is Job, of course.  JOB (18-6129) (74-191-0,207) 
of SHEPHERDS fought FEZZIK (45-814) (40-34-1,192) of MAX'S MIRACLE.  JOB won victory 
over FEZZIK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.

And this turn's favorite is Tenth Watch.  TENTH WATCH (18-10705) (39-16-0,276) of SEA 
DOGS fought JACK B. NIMBLE (1-9078) (52-52-0,191) of RUN DMC.  TENTH WATCH savagely 
defeated JACK B. NIMBLE in an exciting 9 minute brutal bout.

Oh, the least favorite fighter this turn is Barrels, and you can see why.  THE 
HIEROPHANT (28-5298) (38-22-0,131) of PANDORA'S CARDS fought BARRELS (75-3683) (37-28-
1,99) of CRITICALS.  THE HIEROPHANT viciously subdued BARRELS in a crowd boring 24 
minute bloody melee.

ANGEL HAIR (84-54540) (15-9-1,40) of PASTA LA VISTA challenged RACOON (99-6151) (9-9-
4,43) of THROWIN SHADE.  ANGEL HAIR was devastated by RACOON in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge fight.

DAAVYA (35-4751) (16-10-1,85) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged 8 AM CLASS (72-6621) (35-32-
0,79) of BASH BROS COLLEGE.  DAAVYA viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in an action packed 2 
minute Challenge battle.

In a random match, Ruth has defeated our reigning Captain of the Guard!  SILVER SEAS 
(22-7127) (65-39-1,365) of ARE YOU ? fought RUTH (18-10121) (113-65-0,233) of 
SHEPHERDS.  SILVER SEAS was luckily beaten by RUTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody 
Title duel.  Of course, Ruth is our most highly recognized Parry-Riposte.

The highest ranked Striker is Blackguard.  BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (44-17-3,307) of 
DUNGEON CELL fought RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (54-38-1,202) of USELESS TOOLS.  
BLACKGUARD vanquished RUBBER BULLET in an action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.

KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (97-58-0,287) of THE 27 CLUB fought ROSA MEXICANA (84-35386) 
(38-14-0,201) of EL CAMINO:TRES.  KURT COBAIN devastated ROSA MEXICANA in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Mr. Cobain is top Slasher

The reigning Wall of Steel is Dobbie.  SAND MAGGOT (61-3397) (50-73-2,211) of FEAR 
FACTORY fought DOBBIE (84-30850) (73-72-2,236) of PEEP SHOW.  SAND MAGGOT was 
vanquished by DOBBIE in an action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.

PRO 4 (85-7401) (35-29-0,232) of 4 PROS & A HACKER fought UPPER DECK (6-6268) (35-28-
0,207) of BALTO.  PRO 4 overpowered UPPER DECK in an exciting 2 minute gory uneven 
fight.

Our most illustrious Aimed Blow is Cosmo.  COSMO (19-4498) (55-54-1,236) of SEINFELD 
fought FREE CHEESE!! (35-4279) (28-18-1,189) of HAPPY FUN TIME.  COSMO devastated FREE 
CHEESE!! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

Whoopie Doo is top Basher.  WHOOPIE DOO (24-5196) (42-38-4,227) of TRIBE fought CANNED 
SAVRADESE (7-6311) (64-52-13,300) of SHEWISH PICNIC.  WHOOPIE DOO overpowered CANNED 
SAVRADESE in an action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.

Once again, Eighth-Rate is the best Parry-Lunge.  EIGHTH-RATE (18-10661) (29-22-0,219) 
of SEA DOGS fought WILLIE BROWN (6-6944) (54-46-0,189) of BLACK AND BLUES.  EIGHTH-
RATE savagely defeated WILLIE BROWN in a crowd pleasing 8 minute conflict.

HORRIFYING ATTACK (75-3621) (33-33-6,189) of CRITICALS fought JURINE CASSEROLE (42-
4844) (29-22-1,198) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  HORRIFYING ATTACK was handily defeated by 
JURINE CASSEROLE in a 1 minute duel.  And the Casserole is our top Parry-Strike.  Do 
fighters mind being known by names like that?

Air Raid is the top Total Parry.  STEADY DECLINE (84-47675) (20-10-2,191) of FEAR 
FACTORY 19 fought AIR RAID (84-32877) (42-38-0,192) of I SHALL BE FREE.  STEADY 
DECLINE was subdued by AIR RAID in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.

Debbie Tonte dropped by to inform us that "I really didn't, you know, study when I was 
a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter?"   Yes, I would not have 
thought so.

And that, dear readers, is all I can report for this turn.  Fare well.

Silvia Horn

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTH 18-10121               114  65  0  254  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            45  17  3  326  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
-YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         71  29  3  323  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          98  58  0  309  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 TENTH WATCH 18-10705         40  16  0  282  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           21   8  0  269  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 DOBBIE 84-30850              74  72  2  249  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401                36  29  0  249  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 COSMO 19-4498                56  54  1  248  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          43  38  4  244  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764           37  42  4  242  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 WATSON 9-5695                38  27  0  236  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          34  55  2  236  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         54  72  2  230  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         60  36  0  228  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661         30  22  0  228  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602       33  14  0  226  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221     67  58  0  225  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BOZO 42-4016                 65  87  0  225  CLOWNING AROUND (1720)     RODEKI
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     61  52  1  223  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 BABY BACK RIBS 24-5049       50  30  2  218  SHEWISH BUFFET (1716)      ZORPUNT
 JOB 18-6129                  75 191  0  216  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874         49  30  1  215  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        44  34  0  212  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
-ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       72  49  0  211  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TICK ... TOCK 60-511         98  72  0  210  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127          65  40  1  210  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 CAO CAO 72-8791              45  49  1  210  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 COREA 12-7086                56  63  0  209  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 DEF JAM SHIRT 84-30911       55  27  3  209  WILD STYLE (1791)          BLACKSTONE
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            48  33  0  209  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           40  45  4  209  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
-TOCK .. TICK 60-512          61  47  0  208  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 SOLINARI 82-41826            34  52  2  207  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844     30  22  1  207  SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)      RODEKI
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         39  20  0  206  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 AIR RAID 84-32877            43  38  0  205  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 DRES 18-10562                42  28  1  205  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          39  37  1  205  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    71  41  0  204  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 DON KING 47-5374             67  55  3  204  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RARE BREED 28-5350           66  35  0  204  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        64  89  1  204  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DOLGAN 56-751                59 131  5  204  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       44  57  0  204  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       60  86  0  203  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 JEX 14-4848                  48  49  0  203  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         78  35  3  202  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      38  39  5  202  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       88  63  0  200  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627      45  40  1  200  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        40  36  0  200  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 CHUCKY 22-7121               39  35  1  200  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386       38  15  0  200  EL CAMINO:TRES (1953)      BLACKSTONE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           43  46  1  199  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 GAZZA 12-3538                26   5  2  199  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1786)    RIZTAB
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335       15  15  4  198  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        54  39  1  197  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078        52  53  0  197  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         34  24  3  197  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         76  59  1  196  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363         46  33  2  196  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 GWAR 2-6074                  34  52  1  196  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 SPIRALS 75-3613              72  20  2  195  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDONS 28-5337              48  35  0  195  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 BACK 56-3949                 35  28  0  195  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 KERN 36-7601                 44  40  1  194  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653        70  50  0  193  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 LONE WOLF 31-162             63  96  1  193  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 DIAZ 14-5026                 44  47  1  193  MENTOR BLISS (1862)        TOBIR
 MEABEER 56-3899              36  28  0  193  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          54  47  0  192  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FEZZIK 45-814                40  35  1  192  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           38  31  1  192  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 UPPER DECK 6-6268            35  29  0  192  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         34  32  0  192  GOD SQUAD (1762)           MORDANT
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          29  34  1  192  HARVEST DAY (1997)         DWES EG
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      64  53 13  191  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          50  74  2  191  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     34  49  0  191  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 MAIN EVENT 36-7845           52  33  3  190  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 STEADY DECLINE 84-47675      20  11  2  190  FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989)     BLACKSTONE
 FEALOST 1-3916               70 100  2  189  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 ICE WIND 47-7758             66  44  2  189  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 REBUILD 36-7697              54  56  0  189  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          66  71  0  188  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           33  70  0  187  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             33  38  0  187  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           26  17  1  187  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   43  32  0  186  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         35  42  1  186  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         43  38  0  185  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     52  21  0  183  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    33  34  6  183  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        33  20  1  183  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 FREE CHEESE!! 35-4279        28  19  1  183  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 THE GNOME 84-26786           55  31  0  182  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 PICAROON 28-5202             41  25  1  182  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 JONAS 25-5938                32  34  1  182  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           50  57  1  181  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 CHATMON 6-6992               48  44  3  181  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 42  56  0  180  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   33  26  1  180  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           31  22  0  180  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 REDICULOUS 84-41392          36  33  1  179  SIC 'EM (1905)             BLACKSTONE
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          66  59  3  178  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SWEET MUSIC 22-7107          26  12  4  178  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 THE ROOSTER 22-7254          17   3  1  177  RED SCARE (1960)           SOLVEN
 TAMBA 97-6138                37  29  4  176  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 MARY MARY 1-8872             69  81  1  174  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       39  24  1  174  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 BLOCK 26-5168                33  32  1  174  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       26  13  1  173  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 MC REN 84-27222              44  33  0  172  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       35  36  0  172  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 FUERDAI 1-9286               34  30  2  172  YUPPIE HORDE (1880)        MORDANT
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          60  65  1  171  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346       30  13  0  171  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         36  38  0  170  MY CARTOONS (1850)         DRAGONHEAD
 ERIK 56-3399                 92 111  1  169  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SOULTAKER 82-16461           21  10  2  169  HAS-BEENS (1999)           DWES EG
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       25  17  0  168  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SPURT 96-5750                22  21  4  168  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 SANTA MARIA 16-6451          23  11  1  167  MENTOR-SHIPS (1978)        WILLAF
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 38  21  1  166  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          86  85  0  164  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     38  31  1  162  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 KID KOALA 4-5694             31  34  1  161  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             30  29  0  161  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403     25   5  0  160  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 LUNITARI 82-57001            24  13  0  160  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         37  60  0  157  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        35  27  1  156  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         29  59  1  155  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       68  51  1  154  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726     25  11  0  154  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413   21   5  1  152  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            26  12  2  150  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 ADEMA 61-3093                42  52  0  149  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            38  52  0  149  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238  24  36  1  148  GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008)     BLACKSTONE
 COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   20  13  2  147  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 RUY LOPEZ 46-4461            37  34  2  145  WE GOT GAME (1695)         ARDIVENT
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         28  21  0  144  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 ONE TIME! 47-8396            28  19  0  143  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    24  19  0  142  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 FAITH 47-8944                35  57  1  139  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 FAT LIP 52-3791              26  36  1  138  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 DENSER 82-35579              20   6  2  137  WOTB A62 (2003)            DWES EG
 R-1 18-9490                  40  25  1  136  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             31  41  0  135  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431        18  14  3  134  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298       39  22  0  133  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 THIRD STONE 22-7244          31  31  0  133  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       48  66  1  131  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      28  10  1  130  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 ODACHI 31-6569               25  34  1  130  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 WICKED SLICE 39-4083         17  31  1  130  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   33  59  0  123  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 GIGLIE 25-5130               37  11  0  122  MADTOWN (1381)             LYRATILAN
 BILLY THE KID 59-2969        25  20  2  121  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333       25  22  0  121  HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006)       JASPER GULCH
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         33  37  3  120  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414       24  16  0  114  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 CLOWN 14-4418                29  41  0  111  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 NICHLAUS 85-7665             18  25  3  110  FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835)   JASPER GULCH
 AYI'IG 73-6302               21  17  1  109  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER 10-6735  15   0  0  108  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 BURKES CAFE 82-6800          22  16  1  106  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 ADDICTION 84-48891           26  17  0  104  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARRELS 75-3683              37  29  1  100  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SCONE GOLEM 7-6563           18  13  0  100  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 TENNESSEE JED 10-6738        15   2  0  100  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 JAROBI 24-5158               40  57  3   99  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ROBERT FROST 45-5021         21  13  2   99  DEAD POETS (1990)          STORMCROWE
 HERETIC 46-4553              25   6  0   97  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 SWABBIE SAM 81-2632          21  11  0   97  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           46  41  1   96  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 HOFFA 18-8478                63 204  1   94  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ANOMALY 82-771               24  27  1   94  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          31  40  0   93  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 DAAVYA 35-4751               17  10  1   93  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 CRYINARA 2-6131              37  45  1   92  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 SEDAN OF BAN 2-6112          35  51  1   92  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CURDLE 96-5748               24  19  3   92  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 ITEM 32-4794                 24  18  0   91  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 ATHENA 7-6674                20   6  1   91  THE MENTORS 12 (1993)      BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           24  31  0   90  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926        21  22  6   90  SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)    ILLIS
 RAT-CATCHER 5-5714           16  21  0   89  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JOMMY 56-4539                31  57  1   88  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           28  15  2   88  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 CANNED HEAT 6-7219           18   6  1   88  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          20  18  0   86  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 BETTERMAN 4-7037             39  28  0   85  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 WALLER 12-7303               24  16  1   84  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 SNOZZLE 20-460               24  21  0   84  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
 A CHEERLEADER 45-1092        18  10  1   83  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           23  26  0   82  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            37  32  7   81  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            49  76  1   80  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 PART POWER 13-5627           44  81  0   79  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 POT SHOT 78-3230             26  22  0   79  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          26  23  0   79  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        23  47  0   79  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           35  33  0   78  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            34  33  0   77  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697   23  14  0   77  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 NECROWRETCH 73-6540          22  12  0   77  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988)     ERINIKA
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          30  33  3   76  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 24  11  2   76  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522          9   1  1   76  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 WAR TOY 82-7167              19   5  2   75  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 FREEBOOTER 28-5201           21  27  0   74  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 PINKY RING 36-8072           20  10  0   72  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      26  14  2   71  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 STRANGE FORM 32-6598         17   6  1   71  B.I.G. (1683)              ARVAT
 T-4 STRAIN 73-6567           26  35  2   70  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 END OF TIME 22-7377          17   8  3   69  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       19  48  0   68  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 RIPKEN 82-56713              13   8  0   68  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 ERNIE ERNESTO 84-48896       19   9  2   67  FINGER LICKIN (2018)       BLACKSTONE
 SPHINX 81-2755               17  21  2   67  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
-BORKDUP 33-8902              19   7  1   66  D'ORKS (2017)              NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 POP KHAN 73-5757             13   4  1   66  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 HOFFA 18-9369                57 185  0   65  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         30  45  5   65  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218           23  11  0   65  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       28  22  1   64  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 HENCHMAN 46-4560             17   6  0   64  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     22   9  2   63  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 DA1 24-5360                  19   3  2   61  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 STRAY CAT 81-242             23  25  0   59  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 REVENGE 25-6117              19   3  0   59  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920        17   7  0   59  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 ZWEIBACK 33-8417             17  11  0   59  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KLEPTO MAN 73-6569           21  39  0   58  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 BEDTIME 84-49248             21  97  0   57  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 CUTTER JOHN 85-4984          14   9  0   56  IN BLOOM (2009)            JASPER GULCH
 ELF COBBLER 7-6525           19   9  2   55  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 RACOON 99-6151               10   9  4   55  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             31  47  0   53  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           26  82  0   52  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             25  52  2   49  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 CHAKA KHAN 73-5760           15   7  1   49  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ED 26-5174                   34  26  0   47  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 CANCHA 60-9147               26  30  1   47  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771     18  11  1   47  THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016)   BLACKSTONE
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     22  12  2   46  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MOUSE 15-5221                16   6  0   46  MARKS PARTY (2020)         MALCORN
 GRAVITY 28-5599              15  12  0   44  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 HEDGEHOG 56-3748             26  32  0   43  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 MALICE 99-6436                7  14  4   42  WHY 2? (1974)              SOUTH RIDGE
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424         8   5  5   37  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 ANGEL HAIR 84-54540          15  10  1   31  PASTA LA VISTA (2012)      BLACKSTONE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726  25  11  0 DUCKS UNLIMITED 1221   HIP WADERS 82-56642       737

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Postmorte -- Hmph. -- Fealost

Veil of Deception -- Wow, three skills!  Thanks for showing me that stuff. -- Hedgehog
P.S.  I was stopped by Greywand's herald.  What a weird guy!

     Everyone -- The expedition to the Twisted Lands will leave in a few days, so 
     there is still time to join up.  You need to go to the Commission office in 
     Talahya for your briefing. -- Sylvia Horn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANGEL HAIR was devastated by RACOON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DAAVYA viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
SILVER SEAS was luckily beaten by RUTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Title duel.
MAIN EVENT was overpowered by FLAME SPIDER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOZO unbelievably bested ETA ANDROMEDAE in a action packed 2 minute gory brawl.
KURT COBAIN devastated ROSA MEXICANA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BACK was handily defeated by BABY BACK RIBS in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
SAND MAGGOT was vanquished by DOBBIE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
WHOOPIE DOO overpowered CANNED SAVRADESE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAMMA CEPHEI defeated SAINT ANNIE in a exciting 1 minute match.
SPIRALS was viciously subdued by PERPETUAL in a unpopular 36 minute brutal conflict.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was narrowly defeated by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 4 minute brawl.
EXECUTIONER was handily defeated by DEF JAM SHIRT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BLACKGUARD vanquished RUBBER BULLET in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
PEEKING DUCK was beaten by KRILL SOUP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
COSMO devastated FREE CHEESE!! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TENTH WATCH savagely defeated JACK B. NIMBLE in a exciting 9 minute brutal bout.
EIGHTH-RATE savagely defeated WILLIE BROWN in a crowd pleasing 8 minute conflict.
PRO 4 overpowered UPPER DECK in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
WATSON handily defeated THE HAMILTONS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BICYCLE RACE slimly lost to LONE WOLF in a 2 minute bout.
RIGHTEOUS was subdued by XI AQUILAE in a 2 minute fight.
CELL BLOCK A was overpowered by STONE GOSSARD in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
BEA HEADER defeated GWAR in a exciting 3 minute bout.
TEDDY RUXPIN slimly lost to FIGHTING ILLINI in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
GAZZA slimly won victory over REBUILD in a action packed 5 minute bout.
COREA narrowly defeated MEABEER in a action packed 6 minute brutal competition.
DARQUE PREACHER narrowly defeated FUERDAI in a action packed 6 minute gruesome fight.
TAMBA was overpowered by DOLGAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SPURT was overpowered by BUGG-SHASH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COLOSSEUM HALLS luckily beat MUTANT BLOWBY in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
JEX won victory over REDICULOUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
STEADY DECLINE was subdued by AIR RAID in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
EARLY ONE MORNING savagely defeated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a tiring 24 minute fray.
DIFFERENT RULER was subdued by ZETA AQUILAE in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
CREAMED MALCORN won victory over SWEET MUSIC in a popular 3 minute bout.
JOB won victory over FEZZIK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
HIP WADERS easily killed DUCK WITH SWORDS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAMBURGER TRAIN was savagely defeated by SKILLET LIBEL in a 3 minute battle.
THAI CHILI was devastated by PRIVATEER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
DRES handily defeated STRAWBERRY JHANS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SOLINARI handily defeated MARY MARY in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched melee.
ELMORE JAMES was overpowered by CAO CAO in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
POSTMORTEM was vanquished by JANIS JOBLIN in a action packed 3 minute one-sided bout.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was handily defeated by JURINE CASSEROLE in a 1 minute duel.
SECOND MATE handily defeated MC REN in a 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
TRANSFORMERS was defeated by THE ROOSTER in a 2 minute bout.
ZENSU LASAGNA handily defeated SOULTAKER in a 2 minute brutal mismatched contest.
ELECTRIC SHEEP devastated GORDONS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
JONAS was defeated by HUNGRY HAROLD in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
ICE WIND luckily beat SANTA MARIA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory contest.
DON KING overpowered SUICIDE KING in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES was defeated by SAVAGE BEATING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
PINK SHIRT was devastated by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
RARE BREED unbelievably bested HUNGRY HAROLD in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
ROBERT GERMAN was overcome by IOTA DRACONIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
KERN savagely defeated ERIK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
FEALOST vanquished BLUE PLATE SPECIAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NAAN COMBATANT overpowered BILLY THE KID in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHAZZ lost to PICAROON in a exciting 1 minute duel.
JOE WILLIAMS savagely defeated DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a action packed 4 minute battle.
CHATMON overpowered ODACHI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
DIAZ bested BUSTED KNUCKLE in a exciting 2 minute bout.
50 STAR GENERAL demolished CLOWN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUBIN CARTER was overpowered by SNAKE BITE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
T.G.I. FLOYD'S was vanquished by CHUCKY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ASSISTANT MANAGER demolished FAITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven match.
THE PROFESSOR subdued CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a popular 5 minute fight.
THE GNOME viciously subdued MAMMA MIA in a exciting 11 minute bloody melee.
LUNITARI won victory over ONE TIME! in a 3 minute match.
STYGIAN HAG lost to POWER PUNCH in a popular 2 minute fight.
ACE HARDWARE was handily defeated by DELTA PICTORIS in a 2 minute uneven match.
BLOCK demolished FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched bout.
R-1 was viciously subdued by FOREIGN SHORE in a exciting 6 minute gory match.
KID KOALA handily defeated FAT LIP in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HELLHOUND devastated JOCK-IN-THE-BOX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ADEMA outwaited NEVERMORE in a exciting 7 minute duel.
GIGLIE was outwaited by BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a 8 minute fray.
JAROBI was overpowered by THEATRE BUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
ILL SUBLIMINAL bested RUY LOPEZ in a popular 6 minute gory battle.
DENSER overpowered BREAK OF DAY in a popular 1 minute uneven competition.
ST. RIKER savagely defeated SCONE GOLEM in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
THIRD STONE vanquished NICHLAUS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
AYI'IG was beaten by WHUPPIN' IVORY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome duel.
SEYMORE GUTTS defeated TEN GALLON HAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
COLOUR COMMENTATOR narrowly defeated TENNESSEE JED in a 2 minute competition.
ADDICTION was vanquished by WICKED SLICE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE HIEROPHANT viciously subdued BARRELS in a crowd boring 24 minute bloody melee.
BURKES CAFE demolished DA1 in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
WALLER lost to SWABBIE SAM in a 2 minute fray.
CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER handily defeated TERRE HAUTE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE FADED LINE was narrowly defeated by RAT-CATCHER in a 2 minute gory competition.
METAL BRACE bested POP KHAN in a 2 minute duel.
CHURCH OF RISING SUN was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a 3 minute fight.
HERETIC overpowered WEST WOOD in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
HOFFA outlasted HOWLIN' BANDIT in a 9 minute mismatched fray.
BUSY BEE was vanquished by ROBERT FROST in a exciting 3 minute gruesome uneven duel.
SNOZZLE defeated END OF TIME in a action packed 1 minute fight.
VEIL OF DECEPTION subdued ELF COBBLER in a action packed 3 minute contest.
RIPKEN slimly won victory over STRAY CAT in a action packed 5 minute duel.
HENCHMAN was handily defeated by CRYINARA in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
WAR TOY was subdued by ANOMALY in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
FREEBOOTER was beaten by A CHEERLEADER in a 2 minute fight.
CLEAN HANDS vanquished PRIVATE LAPDANCE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute uneven contest.
DIRTY CLOTHES demolished MOUSE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SAUSAGE FINGERS was devastated by DELTA CORVI in a 1 minute uneven match.
TICKET TAKER devastated CANCHA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SPHINX was devastated by TRAIN RAIL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided battle.
GRAVITY was handily defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
ED was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
MIRROR'S GAZE slimly lost to JOMMY in a exciting 4 minute brutal match.
ERNIE ERNESTO overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIOT FIGHT narrowly defeated HERMY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
POT SHOT overpowered HEDGEHOG in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched battle.
BEDTIME was savagely defeated by PINKY RING in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
-10 ATTACK was vanquished by BETTERMAN in a 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
KLEPTO MAN was overpowered by SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CUTTER JOHN was overcome by NECROWRETCH in a 1 minute match.
T-4 STRAIN was bested by OVERSTAND in a exciting 1 minute brutal fray.
CURDLE beat CHAKA KHAN in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
PART POWER narrowly defeated CANDYMAN in a 2 minute duel.
XIAHOU DUN handily defeated I MOTHER EARTH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
MALICE was devastated by BASHER FORCE in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
ATHENA handily defeated PSUNAMI FORCE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DUSTIN HERMANSON was devastated by CANNED HEAT in a 1 minute bloody uneven fray.
BURDEN TOFU savagely defeated REVENGE in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
HIRE WATHA was handily defeated by ITEM in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HUMAN PRETZEL viciously subdued ZWEIBACK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory bout.
SHO'NUFF was viciously subdued by LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
STRANGE FORM savagely defeated LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 2 minute gruesome duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      66         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  17 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  43         STRIKING ATTACK  143 - 123 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     36         WALL OF STEEL     90 -  79 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 32         LUNGING ATTACK   150 - 136 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  21         PARRY-STRIKE      31 -  31 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         AIMED BLOW       279 - 279 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         SLASHING ATTACK   48 -  53 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         BASHING ATTACK    98 - 116 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         TOTAL PARRY      158 - 195 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       38 -  48 -  0      44  |

Turn 737 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  3     AIMED BLOW        32 - 34         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK    10 - 11         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 17         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       18 - 18     LUNGING ATTACK    20 - 23         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  9     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121             114  65  0  254 SHEPHERDS (1713)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLACKGUARD 5-5543          45  17  3  326 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253        98  58  0  309 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
WALL OF STEEL    DOBBIE 84-30850            74  72  2  249 PEEP SHOW (1696)
LUNGING ATTACK   PRO 4 85-7401              36  29  0  249 4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)
AIMED BLOW       COSMO 19-4498              56  54  1  248 SEINFELD (1741)
BASHING ATTACK   WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196        43  38  4  244 TRIBE (1648)
PARRY-LUNGE      EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661       30  22  0  228 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-STRIKE     JURINE CASSEROLE 42-4844   30  22  1  207 SHEWISH BUFFET (1923)
TOTAL PARRY      AIR RAID 84--32659         43  38  0  205 I SHALL BE FREE (1842)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TENTH WATCH 18-10705.  The ten other most popular fighters were RUY LOPEZ 46-4461, 
EIGHTH-RATE 18-10661, MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520, STEADY DECLINE 84--17861, GAZZA 12-3538, 
MEABEER 56-3899, FUERDAI 1-9286, JACK B. NIMBLE 1-9078, CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82--8775, 
and FEZZIK 45-814.

The least popular fighter this week was BARRELS 75-3683.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPIRALS 75-3613, PERPETUAL 84-14073, THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298, VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION 21-6180, HOFFA 18-9369, GIGLIE 25-5130, EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010, 
DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133, I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504, and KLEPTO MAN 73-6569.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  4 0  SOLVEN(22)           4  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  4 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  0 0  CALEAM(26)           2  2 0  JURINE(61)           4  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  MORYA(28)            4  5 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       4  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  3 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  3 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  5 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  6 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  JHANS(36)            3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  DWES EG(82)          9  9 1  
TOBIR(14)            2  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      11 12 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     2  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  0 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       4  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  3 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871      88  63  0  200  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 34  52  1  196  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763          23  26  0   82  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 STONE GOSSARD 4-6874        49  30  1  215  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543           45  17  3  326  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944         54  47  0  192  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 7-6221    67  58  0  225  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 WATSON 9-5695               38  27  0  236  SERPENTS HOLD 3 (1605)     ZUKAL
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387        43  38  0  185  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        76  59  1  196  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 COREA 12-7086               56  63  0  209  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         60  65  1  171  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 48  49  0  203  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 MOUSE 15-5221               16   6  0   46  MARKS PARTY (2020)         MALCORN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   71  41  0  204  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 T.G.I. FLOYD'S 17-7346      30  13  0  171  ALL THINGS FLOYD (1763)    ALJAFIR
 RUTH 18-10121              114  65  0  254  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               56  54  1  248  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 SNOZZLE 20-460              24  21  0   84  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
 VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180  42  56  0  180  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SILVER SEAS 22-7127         65  40  1  210  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196         43  38  4  244  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 25-5602      33  14  0  226  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 BLOCK 26-5168               33  32  1  174  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PRIVATEER 28-5247           48  33  0  209  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 TEN GALLON HAT 30-5414      24  16  0  114  YUPPIE HORDE (1979)        IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            63  96  1  193  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ITEM 32-4794                24  18  0   91  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638      25  17  0  168  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      60  86  0  203  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                44  40  1  194  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       44  34  0  212  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726    25  11  0  154  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 THE HAMILTONS 41-4653       70  50  0  193  LAZY SUNDAY (1688)         KATI-TEI
 BOZO 42-4016                65  87  0  225  CLOWNING AROUND (1720)     RODEKI
 FEZZIK 45-814               40  35  1  192  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         98  58  0  309  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 DON KING 47-5374            67  55  3  204  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 FAT LIP 52-3791             26  36  1  138  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       54  39  1  197  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 DOLGAN 56-751               59 131  5  204  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 BILLY THE KID 59-2969       25  20  2  121  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218          23  11  0   65  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401        54  72  2  230  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867        39  20  0  206  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370     28  10  1  130  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 CAO CAO 72-8791             45  49  1  210  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          26  17  1  187  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 75-3627     45  40  1  200  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          28  15  2   88  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 PEEKING DUCK 81-2363        46  33  2  196  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 HIP WADERS 82--8894         34  55  2  236  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 PERPETUAL 84-14073          21   8  0  269  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 PRO 4 85-7401               36  29  0  249  4 PROS & A HACKER (1937)   JASPER GULCH
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424        8   5  5   37  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 SPURT 96-5750               22  21  4  168  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 TAMBA 97-6138               37  29  4  176  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 KRILL SOUP 98-4764          37  42  4  242  SHEWISH BISTRO (1828)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          40  45  4  209  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

                 TOURNAMENT PRIZE CLARIFICATION:  SPRING 2018 MAIL-IN

The prize for this most recent tournament was a Clone / Twin prize: 

One potion, which when applied on any Natural Warrior, dead or alive, which will 
either make a Clone or Twin of that warrior at birth.  A clone is one exact copy of 
the warrior; a Twin may be a different style and will be rolled ten times and the best 
shall be chosen.  The new warrior may be added to any team.  A Natural Warrior is 
defined as a warrior that was not created with the use or a prize, nor has ever had a 
prize used on it at any time in the past.  Warriors may be cloned only once by their 
own manager, and once by another.  The owner of the warrior that is cloned or twinned 
must give permission.  Please remember, you must use all prizes within six months of 
the tourney when they were won.