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Date : 05/30/2018 Duedate: 06/12/2018
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 739
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984 112 74 2 60.2 BASH BROS GAS 72/2034
4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937 BASH BROS NEWS 72/1942
FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835 BASH BROS PARK 47/1867
2 CORVUS 3/1986 2035 1590 15 56.1 BB SIDE MIRROR 72/2035
DRACO 56/1858 BASH BROS OCEAN 31/2021
AQUILA 62/1908 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720
PICTOR 26/1938 NEXT GENERATION 18/1896
CEPHEUS 61/1820 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004
SEA DOGS 18/426 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919
SEA DOGS 22/1863 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/2001
SEA DOGS 28/1864 BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906
ANDROMEDA 99/1998 BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/2036
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 6 WHY 2? 99/1974 415 373 2 52.7
DUNGEON CELL 10/1861 CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871
DUNGEON CELL 46/1840 FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 MENTOR BLISS 14/1862
SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828 MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978
SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716 THE MENTORS 12 7/1993
SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923 MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991 7 FRIEND OR F 32/2023 383 350 4 52.3
SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019 8 FIST 26/1889 4225 4118 44 50.6
3 GOD SQUAD 1/1762 916 748 3 55.0 QUEEN 9/1629
RED SCARE 22/1960 TRIBE 24/1648
TEAM FLOYD 38/690 B.I.G. 32/1683
COLLEGE RADIO 43/2045 N.W.A. 84/1945
EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953 REVIEW 84/1958
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 RUN DMC 1/1626
ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015 BALLERS 84/1957
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 SIC 'EM 84/1905
TERRAPIN STATION 10/598 PEARL JAM 4/1638
ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
THE MOTHERSHIP AG 84/2046 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016 CRITICALS 75/1635
ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/2047 HURRICANE 84/1951
ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007 JOHN BROWN 7/1843
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
4-SCOTCH 71/1705 1498 1253 19 54.5 STANKONIA 84/2041
AVID FANS 45/569 BOOK BINGE 84/2040
OPEN SESAME 50/824 SOME OLD B 84/1962
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 STILLMATIC 36/1652
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 THAT SMELL 65/2033
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 WILD STYLE 84/1791
WS ARMS '05 71/1968 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
MONGOL HORDE 73/1975 LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 CROOKED RAIN 84/2039
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
5 VEGGIES 3/2024 242 208 3 53.8 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
SHEPHERDS 18/1713 9TH TOMBSTONE 51/2048
DRUNK DRAWING 84/1933 FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
FINGER LICKIN 84/2018 DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985
HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006 GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955
LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892 MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877
STRIKER FORCE 62/1753 FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988
TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839 FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989
BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632 FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964
BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646 ON MY BOOKSHELF 72/2037
ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745 PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872
BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940 DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
BLOOD GANG 717F 98/2044 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897
GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008 13 MONSTER MAN 81/1582 260 303 5 46.2
I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842 14 BAD BEATS 47/1971 287 337 2 46.0
TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900 YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
WAY OF THINKING 84/1874 WE GOT GAME 46/1695
BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/2043 YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 85/2042 ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890 YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979
BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668 YUPPIE HORDE 31/2022
9-GET 56/1814 108 117 2 48.0 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
BALTO 6/1793 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
ERRATA 32/1805 15 ORDER 14/1754 353 418 3 45.8
ERRATA 81/1823 ORDER 36/1780
MARKS PARTY 15/2020 OTTOBAHN 31/2030
THROWIN SHADE 99/1895 SEINFELD 19/1741
TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885 BAD BREAD 33/1041
HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
10 BLACK TIDE 6/2025 102 113 3 47.4 OTTODROME 13 84/1950
DEAD POETS 45/1990 STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
SHANGHAIED 81/1939 16 IN BLOOM 85/2009 9 11 0 45.0
FACES OF DEATH 25/1801 DOLI CAPAX 43/2032
11 WOTB A62 82/2003 555 624 4 47.1 SPROUT OF IT 9/2026
HAS-BEENS 82/1999 CON + INSULT 32/2031
YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500 HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005
SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605 PRAY THE GODS 81/2038
SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698 ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1848
U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970 PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012
U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687 TAKE THE FIFTH 13/2027
SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/2028
12 GWAR 82/1731 600 684 10 46.7 CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/2029
D.R.I. 21/1471 17 REDHORSE 56/1325 344 500 3 40.8
BIG TEN 3 82/1747 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
DEADLY RAGE 72/708 18 AVENGERS 31/1321 252 366 0 40.8
IN SHINOLA 82/1833 HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
FEAR FACTORY 61/666 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
HARVEST DAY 82/1997 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
MY CARTOONS 72/1850 19 ARROGANCE 18/755 618 1028 11 37.5
WHO DA MAN? 73/1992 20-MADTOWN 25/1381 2 4 0 33.3
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
Mission to the Twisted Lands
Episode 7
They were a party of five: Gladiators Vlada the Impaler, Hedgehog (real name
Kinthel), and Fealost, magical person Orv, and their guide, the cat-eyed young man Kot
Buglar. It took them four days to ride to Bonsur, where they were to board a barge
that Sheila Greywand had chartered for them. "I hope we'll get to meet Queen Gemra,"
said Fealost, as he guided his horse over what looked like the most solid path in a
marsh west of Delarq Tor. He had the most experience with swamps and marshes, so he
was in the lead here. There was a well-maintained road that went around the marsh,
but Orv had told them they should cut through it.
"Why?" asked Vlada in response to Fealost's comment.
"Because she's said to be very beautiful?" He gave Vlada an uncertain look. "And
friendly."
His guildmate, Kinthel, made a scoffing sound. "And you're hoping she'll hire you as
one of her guards? It's said she hires only good-looking men."
"Well... no, we're Lord Protectors on a mission from Lady Greywand. I'm not looking
for a job. But I wish I could meet her, that's all."
Vlada, who had been trailing at the rear of the group, urged her mount forward to ride
just behind Fealost -- not next to him since the solid trail appeared to be mostly
just wide enough for one horse. "Fealost," she said in a low voice. "Can I talk to
you for a minute, privately?"
He looked back at her and nodded. "There's an island just up here. Should be safe
enough to take a rest there."
When they were all dismounted and drinking from their canteens, she stepped close to
the Mordandi gladiator, glanced at the mysterious personage known as Orv, and
murmured, "Remember we're traveling with a... supernatural spirit of mischief. I
don't think you should express any wishes out loud. Your wishes could get granted,
but not the way you'd like it, you know?"
He looked surprised, then thoughtful. "So... do you think there would be a way to
take back that wish I made, then?"
"I don't know, but maybe you could try."
With an apprehensive sigh, Fealost turned and walked over to where Orv stood intently
observing a butterfly. "Um... Orv, sir?"
The slim little elf-like entity glanced inquiringly up at him. "Hm?" Its voice was a
pleasing tenor.
"That thing I said I wished for. I didn't really mean it. It was just an idle
thought."
"You don't really want to meet Queen Gemra?"
"Actually I would like to, but I don't... you know... wish it. In fact, it's best if
I don't meet her."
"If you avoid her, don't you think she might be disappointed?"
"Well I... why?"
"Oh come on! A good looking guy like you? You're exactly her type."
Fealost looked delighted. "I am?" Then he caught a glimpse of Vlada, who was
frowning at him. He wondered if she was jealous because he was interested in the
Queen, and the Queen was evidently interested in him, as well.
They rode on. Night was falling, and it began to be evident that the marsh faintly
glowed in some areas. Vlada, who was from the Andorian League and not familiar with
Delarquan lands, said, "What's that light?"
"It's the residue of destruction magic," Kinthel told her. "Delarq Tor was hit with
some mage-strikes a long time ago. You shouldn't drink the water here."
"So it's like in the Twisted Lands?" asked Vlada uneasily.
"Kind of like, but not as bad. There are a few mutant species here though."
Orv turned its head and spat. "I can smell it and taste it," he said. "We should try
to leave this place cleaner than we found it."
"How?" asked Kinthel.
"There's a purification process. We should do it tonight, when we camp."
"How does it work?" asked Vlada.
"First, I treat all of your bodies so they're more retentive of the destruction magic.
Then, you drink as much as you can and pee as much as you can. Your bodies will
filter out the poison, and then I take it out of you."
"That doesn't sound very effective."
"Over a long period of time, it is. The land was infected over a thousand years ago.
Whenever I pass through, I try to treat animals that live here."
Vlada made a face. She supposed it was a good thing to do, but she didn't like the
idea of having a peeing party. "Really, is that the most effective way to heal the
land?"
Orv grinned. "No. It's more effective to treat the springs, which I do, also. But I
think everyone who comes here should do their part."
She suspected the spirit was playing a trick on them... but still, she wasn't going to
refuse to help heal the land. As long as there was some privacy to do it.
A short time later, Fealost pointed ahead. "Hammock. High ground. Good place to
camp." He led the way toward it, his horse picking a careful path through the marsh.
Suddenly, three hulking forms reared up out of the stagnant water.
"Trolls!" Fealost shouted. "Dismount, protect the horses!"
"Don't kill the trolls!" Orv called out. "They help clean the land. Just capture
them and I'll take the poison out of them. Be careful, because the magic in them
makes them really angry."
The three trolls were approximately seven feet tall with massive shoulders and long
arms that ended in clawed hands. They glistened with slime from the marsh, and their
snarling muzzles revealed plenty of sharp teeth. "How do we capture these things?"
Vlada said as she dismounted and drew her longsword.
Fealost said, "I guess, hurt them a lot. They regenerate, but hopefully not too fast
for Orv to do his thing."
"I'll distract them a bit for you," Orv said. The little spirit began to grow,
shifting form until it was itself a troll, bigger and uglier than the three. With a
rasping roar, it charged at them and then ran right between them, darting to the right
as though to lead them in a circle. The trolls reacted with fury, loping after the
transformed spirit. It seemed to be faster than they were. The trolls ran, shifting
to all fours, plunging into the muddy water and out of it, single-mindedly pursuing
around a ring. The three gladiators, and Kot Buglar, cut across the ring to stab at
the trolls as they went by. Kinthel, with her quarterstaff, whacked insted of
stabbing, but she put a lot of force into it and seemed to be doing all right.
Clearly, they were hurting the trolls, who were not fighting back, so far. However,
the galloping trolls seemed to be getting more and more annoyed by the injuries they
sustained. One of them, after being stabbed in the side by Vlada, roared and charged
her, reaching its long arm toward her head. She slashed at its arm, drawing dark
ichor in a long cut, then dodged and stepped in a water-filled hole, falling backward
with a big splash. Fealost stepped in front of her to stab the creature's gaunt belly
with his short spear.
Dragging herself out of the hole, Vlada felt almost like a troll herself as she
dripped slime and stinking water. Her ankle hurt; she'd twisted it in her fall, but
she ignored it and hacked at the creature's injured arm with all her strength. "Ha!"
she shouted as the thing's forearm fell away from its body in a gush of ichor.
Leaping forward, Fealost stabbed it in the head and the troll fell. But its breath
still moved in great gasps. Vlada crossed the ring to start on another one, while Orv
the troll led the remaining two trolls on their circular chase.
With all three gladiators and Kot Buglar concentrating on the next troll, they soon
brought it down, leaving it barely alive as they worked on the last one. The third
troll was faster and seemed a bit more aggressive; it reacted to a good hit that
Kinthel scored on its knee, and veered toward her with a furious roar. Before the
others could intervene, it smashed through her parry and jerked her quarterstaff out
of her hands. Vlada lunged, impaling it just above the groin, and then Fealost
stabbed it a little higher up. It dropped the quarterstaff, which Kinthel immediately
seized and used to smash the side of its head.
Meanwhile, Orv had stopped to bend over the first troll that had gone down, which was
now starting to move. The spirit pulled something out out of the troll's chest, a
ball of something that glowed green. Then Orv repeated the process on the next troll,
and then the last one. "We're done here," said the spirit, pocketing the glowing
rocks. "Let's get to that hammock, and I'll put up a ward."
The hammock, or hummock, was by no means a nice place. It loomed all of two feet
above water level at its highest point. There were trees, noxious weeds, and plenty
of insects. There was no clear place to pitch their tents, nor clear water in which
Vlada could rinse off the mud that covered her. However, they cleared some weeds and
made a place to build a fire, then boiled some water so they could drink it without
getting sick. Kinthel bound Vlada's injured ankle. Kot made a stew out of dried meat
and vegetables. They ate and drank, then Orv did the spell on them and they drank a
lot more. At least the trees provided some privacy for the business that followed.
Later, Orv took glowing stones out of them, too. At least it was a painless process,
much better than passing kidney stones. Orv stowed the glowing rocks in a leather
pouch. "These have a use," the spirit told them. "I bury them in the spirit land
where they lose their harmful quality and actually enable things to grow. But here,
they are extremely toxic."
Then they slept, and rode on the next day, coming within sight of the seacoast in the
afternoon.
"I think I can see Bonsur," Fealost said eagerly, standing in his stirrups for a
better view.
"They have good hotels there," Kinthel said. "We'll find a nice one. We don't need
to bother the Queen."
"But she'll want to see us!"
"No, she won't," Kinthel said.
Orv just smiled.
Kot Buglar said, "She didn't want to see me, when I came through last time."
"But we're Lord Protectors. We're important!"
"Hotel," Kinthel repeated. "Hot bath. Good food. Clean laundry. That's all."
They rode into town, passing the arena, where the results of the recent arena fights
were posted on the gates. "Mobster Bisque of Shewish Picnic is the Duelmaster," Vlada
observed. "That's a funny name. And a funny team name."
"Lot of those guys in Home Guard," said Fealost. "Looks like there are a bunch of new
teams, though. I guess the arena must be growing. Cool."
They checked into the Bright Sea Inn, which looked to be of good quality. Vlada had
rinsed off in a clear stream that morning, but she retired gratefully to a bathroom to
get the rest of the swamp residue off of herself. They met for dinner in the hotel's
dining room that evening.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good evening.
This is Sylvia Horn, again, as Mr. Woodhaven still has not returned. There were 111
fights today but no challenges, no avoids, and one death. That's not exactly a good
sign, is it?
With no challenges above it, I don't know why the Title fight was listed tenth, but
here it is: KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (99-58-0,320) of THE 27 CLUB fought JOB (18-6129)
(76-191-0,228) of SHEPHERDS. KURT COBAIN savagely defeated JOB in an exciting 5
minute brutal Title fight. And so, Mr. Cobain is our most highly recognized Slasher
and our Captain of the Guard, but Job is still the overall popularity leader.
The reigning Basher is Bozo. BOZO (42-4016) (66-87-0,237) of CLOWNING AROUND fought
HIP WADERS (82-56642) (34-56-2,195) of IN SHINOLA. BOZO devastated HIP WADERS in a 1
minute mismatched conflict.
XI AQUILAE (62-4794) (43-47-1,199) of AQUILA fought PINK SHIRT (28-5336) (32-22-0,194)
of BIG SHOTS. XI AQUILAE narrowly killed PINK SHIRT in an action packed 3 minute
gruesome fight. XI Aquilae is our top-ranked Aimed Blow. And Pink Shirt is our one
death.
Darque Preacher is our best Total Parry at the moment. DARQUE PREACHER (98-4105) (39-
39-5,227) of ARCANE MASH UP 14 fought EXECUTIONER (5-5505) (38-32-1,183) of DUNGEON
CELL. DARQUE PREACHER slimly won victory over EXECUTIONER in a 2 minute fight.
ZETA AQUILAE (62-4867) (40-20-0,222) of AQUILA fought TAMBA (97-6138) (38-29-4,210) of
CHIEFS 16.1. ZETA AQUILAE was devastated by TAMBA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
Tamba is Home Guards top Lunger.
Janis Joblin is our best Wall of Steel. JANIS JOBLIN (46-4380) (79-35-3,220) of THE
27 CLUB fought FEALOST (1-3916) (71-100-2,202) of MOSSRUNNERS. JANIS JOBLIN savagely
defeated FEALOST in an exciting 3 minute gruesome fight. Oh dear. Fealost is brave
to go on that mission and all, but he's not really a very good fighter, is he?
BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (46-17-3,337) of DUNGEON CELL fought HORRIFYING ATTACK (75-3621)
(34-34-6,201) of CRITICALS. BLACKGUARD was overpowered by HORRIFYING ATTACK in a 1
minute mismatched duel. Horrifying Attack is the most highly ranked Striker in these
parts.
Ice Wind is the top Parry-Riposte. ICE WIND (47-7758) (67-44-2,197) of BASH BROS PARK
fought REBUILD (36-7697) (55-56-0,200) of STILLMATIC. ICE WIND savagely defeated
REBUILD in an exciting 16 minute bloody brawl. Sixteen minutes, and it was still
considered exciting! Nice.
STYGIAN HAG (82-56568) (38-60-0,181) of FEAR FACTORY II fought PICAROON (28-5202) (42-
25-1,186) of SEA DOGS. STYGIAN HAG was overpowered by PICAROON in a popular 2 minute
bloody one-sided bout. And so, Picaroon is now our best Parry-Lunge.
The leading Parry-Strike in Home Guard is Chainsaw Juggler. CHAINSAW JUGGLER (82-
56761) (25-19-0,165) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS fought ONE TIME! (47-8396) (28-20-0,142) of
BAD BEATS. CHAINSAW JUGGLER overpowered ONE TIME! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-
sided duel.
Hmm. This turn's favorite fighter is Bea Header. BEA HEADER (99-4683) (40-46-4,197)
of U PAY/I SLAY 2 fought AIR RAID (84-32877) (43-39-0,196) of I SHALL BE FREE. BEA
HEADER narrowly defeated AIR RAID in a popular 13 minute gruesome battle.
The least popular fighter this turn was HOFFA 18-8478. ADEMA (61-3093) (42-53-0,134)
of FEAR FACTORY fought HOFFA (18-8478) (64-204-1,101) of ARROGANCE. ADEMA outwaited
HOFFA in a tiresome 19 minute duel.
There are still two Hoffas in the arena, by the way. Here's the other one: ROT (65-
7407) (20-14-0,91) of THAT SMELL fought HOFFA (18-9369) (58-185-0,76) of ARROGANCE.
ROT savagely defeated HOFFA in an action packed 3 minute brutal match.
That is all my sources can tell me, so it's all I can tell you. I hope you have a
pleasant two weeks.
-- Sylvia Horn
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 100 58 0 328 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PERPETUAL 84-14073 23 8 0 303 OTTODROME 13 (1950) BLACKSTONE
BOZO 42-4016 67 87 0 246 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 44 47 2 246 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 40 39 5 232 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
TAMBA 97-6138 39 29 4 230 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 80 35 3 228 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
-DON KING 47-5374 68 55 3 227 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 35 34 6 226 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386 40 15 0 225 EL CAMINO:TRES (1953) BLACKSTONE
PRIVATEER 28-5247 50 33 0 224 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
DRES 18-10562 44 28 1 222 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 46 57 0 221 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
-THE HITMAN 30-4550 25 11 0 219 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 66 89 1 218 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
GWAR 2-6074 36 52 1 217 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 91 63 0 216 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
SPIRALS 75-3613 74 20 2 215 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 66 53 13 212 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 61 37 0 211 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
SOLINARI 82-41826 36 52 2 211 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOB 18-6129 76 192 0 209 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
FEALOST 1-3916 71 101 2 209 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
JEX 14-4848 49 50 0 209 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
GORDONS 28-5337 50 35 0 208 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ICE WIND 47-7758 68 44 2 207 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
BEA HEADER 99-4683 41 46 4 207 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521 34 21 1 206 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 25 16 0 206 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 61 87 0 205 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
KERN 36-7601 45 41 1 205 ORDER (1780) JHANS
CHUCKY 22-7121 40 36 1 205 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 68 59 3 203 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 58 60 1 202 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
THE GNOME 84-26786 57 31 0 202 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890) BLACKSTONE
CHATMON 6-6992 49 45 3 202 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
SPURT 96-5750 24 21 4 202 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 71 43 0 201 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 44 39 4 201 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546 41 37 0 201 DRACO (1858) ROCANIS
REBUILD 36-7697 55 57 0 200 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
ERIK 56-3399 94 111 1 198 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
DOLGAN 56-751 60 132 5 198 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
PICAROON 28-5202 43 25 1 198 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011 26 20 1 198 COLLEGE RADIO (2045) VEASTIAN
LONE WOLF 31-162 63 98 1 197 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 54 39 1 197 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403 26 6 0 195 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 44 36 0 194 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
AIR RAID 84-32877 43 40 0 194 I SHALL BE FREE (1842) BLACKSTONE
ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867 40 21 0 193 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
PINK SHIRT 28-5336 32 23 0 193 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 34 39 0 192 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 27 17 0 192 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-UPPER DECK 6-6268 35 30 0 191 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
SAINT ANNIE 84-41396 34 26 3 191 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
DOBBIE 84-30850 75 73 2 190 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 46 18 3 190 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 26 21 2 190 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 66 73 0 189 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 34 71 0 189 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
MC REN 84-27222 45 34 0 187 N.W.A. (1945) BLACKSTONE
-SUICIDE KING 35-3104 35 42 1 186 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
HIP WADERS 82-56642 34 57 2 186 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
COSMO 19-4498 56 56 1 185 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 38 33 1 185 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 61 54 1 183 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
JONAS 25-5938 33 35 1 183 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 55 73 2 182 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
SECOND MATE 22-7157 40 38 1 182 SEA DOGS (1863) SOLVEN
-BACK 56-3949 35 29 0 182 GET (1814) ROCANIS
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 43 40 0 181 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035 31 27 1 180 BOOK BINGE (2040) BLACKSTONE
SOULTAKER 82-16461 21 12 2 180 HAS-BEENS (1999) DWES EG
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 15 17 4 180 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE
KID KOALA 4-5694 32 35 1 179 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
WILLIE BROWN 6-6944 54 49 0 178 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
THE PROFESSOR 84-30925 40 25 1 178 BALLERS (1957) BLACKSTONE
STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 38 61 0 178 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 26 19 1 178 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 50 59 1 177 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173 36 37 0 177 PICTOR (1938) CALEAM
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 35 50 0 177 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
STEADY DECLINE 84-47675 20 13 2 177 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989) BLACKSTONE
ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811 34 27 1 176 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431 20 14 3 176 U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RARE BREED 28-5350 66 37 0 174 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761 26 19 0 174 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 60 67 1 172 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892 52 23 0 172 WAY OF THINKING (1874) BLACKSTONE
R-1 18-9490 41 26 1 172 NEXT GENERATION (1896) TALCAMA
50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380 39 32 1 172 LAST THOUGHTS (1892) BLACKSTONE
-MEABEER 56-3899 36 29 0 171 GET (1814) ROCANIS
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 87 86 0 170 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
RUBIN CARTER 84-33714 36 28 1 170 HURRICANE (1951) BLACKSTONE
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620 35 59 0 168 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
HELLHOUND 6-7152 31 30 0 168 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
FEZZIK 45-814 40 37 1 164 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 26 15 1 161 FIST (1889) CALEAM
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 42 58 0 160 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
MAMMA MIA 14-5144 27 13 2 160 STREEP LEGAL (1977) TOBIR
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 68 53 1 159 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
BABY BAB 21-8106 32 35 0 159 CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029) SUNSET
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951 21 13 2 159 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 26 21 2 156 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
AYI'IG 73-6302 23 17 1 155 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
-DUCK WITH SWORDS 39-3726 25 11 0 154 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
BLOCK 26-5168 33 34 1 153 FIST (1889) CALEAM
ADDICTION 84-48891 27 18 1 151 REVIEW (1958) BLACKSTONE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURKES CAFE 82-6800 23 17 1 149 ORIOLE MADNESS (2015) DWES EG
CHAZZ 2-6132 39 22 1 147 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 34 38 3 147 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
-CLOWN 14-4418 30 41 0 146 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795) TOBIR
TECKLA KING 35-786 35 28 1 144 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492 28 21 0 144 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
THE ROOSTER 22-7254 18 4 1 143 RED SCARE (1960) SOLVEN
FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456 29 61 1 140 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
ONE TIME! 47-8396 28 21 0 140 BAD BEATS (1971) NORTH FORK
ST. RIKER 62-4828 39 53 0 138 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
-FAT LIP 52-3791 26 36 1 138 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 49 67 1 137 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
WICKED SLICE 39-4083 18 32 1 137 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910) XOCHITHLAN
ADEMA 61-3093 43 53 0 136 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
NICHLAUS 85-7665 20 25 3 136 FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835) JASPER GULCH
JOMMY 56-4539 33 57 1 134 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 26 31 0 134 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333 26 23 0 133 HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006) JASPER GULCH
BACKBEREND 43-5087 25 16 3 131 DOLI CAPAX (2032) VEASTIAN
CLEAN HANDS 17-7677 32 41 0 130 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370 28 10 1 130 SCOTCH (1705) KYR'TERR
THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298 40 23 0 128 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
FAITH 47-8944 35 59 1 128 SERPENTS HOLD II (1904) NORTH FORK
BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238 24 38 1 125 GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008) BLACKSTONE
ODACHI 31-6569 25 36 1 123 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
-GIGLIE 25-5130 37 11 0 122 MADTOWN (1381) LYRATILAN
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 30 14 2 122 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
NEVERMORE 9-5846 31 43 0 120 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
LUNITARI 82-57001 24 15 0 118 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
ATHENA 7-6674 21 7 1 116 THE MENTORS 12 (1993) BONSUR
WAR TOY 82-7167 21 5 2 111 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413 21 7 1 106 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
-SHARK 31-6525 24 33 0 105 BASH BROS OCEAN (2021) CHIMLEVTAL
CURDLE 96-5748 25 20 3 104 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
HOFFA 18-8478 64 205 1 101 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PART POWER 13-5627 46 81 0 100 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWABBIE SAM 81-2632 22 12 0 100 SHANGHAIED (1939) SHADOWSPIRE
CUTTER JOHN 85-4984 16 9 0 100 IN BLOOM (2009) JASPER GULCH
-NAZARETH 59-2503 35 18 0 97 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
BUSY BEE 18-10572 36 33 0 96 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
ROT 65-7407 21 14 0 95 THAT SMELL (2033) DAL SHANG
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 30 15 2 93 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
-ITEM 32-4794 25 18 0 93 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
-MOUSE 15-5221 17 6 0 93 MARKS PARTY (2020) MALCORN
VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697 24 15 0 92 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
METAL BRACE 7-6453 47 42 1 91 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RIOT FIGHT 84-49230 32 33 3 90 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458 27 24 2 90 STANKONIA (2041) BLACKSTONE
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 20 12 2 90 I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028) SEAM
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 20 12 2 90 I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028) SEAM
-TICKET TAKER 45-2522 10 1 1 90 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
BURDEN TOFU 38-5293 21 19 0 89 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
REPETITIVE 72-7684 20 4 0 89 BASH BROS NEWS (1942) DRAGONHEAD
ROBERT FROST 45-5021 22 14 2 88 DEAD POETS (1990) STORMCROWE
SCONE GOLEM 7-6563 19 14 0 88 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949 30 30 0 86 DRUNK DRAWING (1933) BLACKSTONE
ANOMALY 82-771 25 28 1 86 LEGAL TERMS (1984) DWES EG
ELF COBBLER 7-6525 21 9 2 86 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
HIRE WATHA 60-9218 25 11 0 85 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
NECROWRETCH 73-6540 23 13 0 84 FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988) ERINIKA
PATRICK BATEMAN 31-6839 21 13 1 84 YUPPIE HORDE (2022) CHIMLEVTAL
FIELDER 8-5276 13 5 1 84 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
JAROBI 24-5158 41 58 3 83 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
CANNED HEAT 6-7219 19 7 1 83 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CAMPY DIGIT 38-5252 19 10 1 81 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
HENCHMAN 46-4560 19 6 0 81 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
-RACOON 99-6151 11 9 4 81 THROWIN SHADE (1895) SOUTH RIDGE
POT SHOT 78-3230 27 23 0 80 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
PRIMERIDIAN 84-44883 24 13 2 80 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (2046) BLACKSTONE
RIPKEN 82-56713 15 8 0 80 ORIOLE MADNESS (2015) DWES EG
RAT-CATCHER 5-5714 17 22 0 79 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 36 34 0 78 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919) DRAGONHEAD
LITHIUM 72-8234 19 26 1 78 DEADLY RAGE (708) DRAGONHEAD
HOFFA 18-9369 58 186 0 77 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109 27 21 0 77 CROOKED RAIN (2039) BLACKSTONE
GRAVITY 28-5599 17 12 0 77 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 24 11 2 76 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
POKEY, MON! 29-6158 21 18 0 76 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 24 27 0 74 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874 22 15 0 74 SPROUT OF IT (2026) ZUKAL
SNOZZLE 20-460 24 23 0 73 HUCKLE'S CATS (2014) SEAM
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522 26 24 0 72 TRIAL & ERROR (1885) SUNSET
T-4 STRAIN 73-6567 26 37 2 71 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771 20 11 1 71 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016) BLACKSTONE
STRATOS 31-6499 16 5 0 71 OTTOBAHN (2030) CHIMLEVTAL
VESSEL 98-5481 14 18 4 71 BLOOD GANG 717F (2044) SYVYN'S HILL
LEAK 72-7886 21 5 2 70 BASH BROS GAS (2034) DRAGONHEAD
EGG RAID 84-49227 21 23 0 70 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697 20 49 0 70 FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964) BLACKSTONE
ERNIE ERNESTO 84-48896 20 9 2 69 FINGER LICKIN (2018) BLACKSTONE
HERETIC 46-4553 26 7 0 68 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
OVERSTAND 36-7937 38 33 7 66 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
-POP KHAN 73-5757 13 4 1 66 MONGOL HORDE (1975) ERINIKA
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 28 22 1 64 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133 22 9 2 63 WS ARMS '05 (1968) KYR'TERR
SIX-GUN TAROT 72-8680 14 9 0 63 ON MY BOOKSHELF (2037) DRAGONHEAD
-STRAY CAT 81-242 23 26 0 62 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BASHER FORCE 62-4872 30 47 5 61 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
THE FADED LINE 82-56673 26 16 2 61 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
FREEBOOTER 28-5201 21 29 0 60 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
DAAVYA 35-4751 18 11 1 60 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
BATH 96-6062 10 7 3 60 BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043) OLD VALAMANTIS
PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920 18 8 0 59 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
SPHINX 81-2755 17 23 2 59 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674 23 49 0 57 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
WOOKEY JACK 85-7008 22 9 1 57 HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 (2042) JASPER GULCH
BEDTIME 84-49248 21 99 0 57 BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906) BLACKSTONE
THREE SHEETS 81-2869 19 12 1 57 SHANGHAIED (1939) SHADOWSPIRE
WEST WOOD 13-5630 49 78 1 56 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
CANDYMAN 22-7177 31 49 0 56 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926 21 24 6 55 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019) ILLIS
SHIFTED 72-7941 20 11 0 55 BB SIDE MIRROR (2035) DRAGONHEAD
REVENGE 25-6117 19 5 0 55 FACES OF DEATH (1801) LYRATILAN
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154 18 2 1 54 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036) DRAGONHEAD
FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231 14 4 1 54 BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001) TROCAR
INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111 16 6 1 53 9TH TOMBSTONE (2048) TRICORUS
KLEPTO MAN 73-6569 21 41 0 52 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
-BERT & ERNIE 50-3648 16 23 1 50 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
ZWEIBACK 33-8417 17 13 0 49 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-CHAKA KHAN 73-5760 15 7 1 49 MONGOL HORDE (1975) ERINIKA
SHO'NUFF 25-5896 25 54 2 48 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 8 7 5 48 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656 22 12 2 46 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
TAIPEI 96-6065 11 6 3 46 BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043) OLD VALAMANTIS
-MALICE 32-4270 13 4 1 44 FRIEND OR FOE? (2023) ARVAT
MALICE 99-6436 7 16 4 44 WHY 2? (1974) SOUTH RIDGE
ED 26-5174 35 27 0 43 FIST (1889) CALEAM
PINKY RING 36-8072 20 12 0 43 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
-10 ATTACK 21-7906 26 84 0 42 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
HEDGEHOG 56-3748 26 34 0 42 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-SNUFFY 50-3865 16 7 1 42 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
RED BARCHETTA 98-415 6 12 4 39 ARCAN MASH UPS '16 (2047) SYVYN'S HILL
PHIFE 24-5360 19 5 2 37 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
CANCHA 60-9147 26 32 1 35 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 15 7 1 35 BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004) ILLIS
-ANGEL HAIR 84-54540 15 11 1 33 PASTA LA VISTA (2012) BLACKSTONE
RAINDROPS 78-3211 23 29 0 22 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PINK SHIRT 28-5336 32 23 0 BIG SHOTS 1739 XI AQUILAE 62-4794 739
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Strawberry Jhans -- Elbow! You quit after an elbow hit? -- Fealost
Busy Bee -- Oh my gosh! Fourteen minutes! You wore me out, you... bee! -- Hedgehog
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DARQUE PREACHER slimly won victory over EXECUTIONER in a 2 minute fight.
ROSA MEXICANA vanquished COSMO in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
BLACKGUARD was overpowered by HORRIFYING ATTACK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DOBBIE was devastated by BATTLING BOB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PERPETUAL viciously subdued EARLY ONE MORNING in a action packed 9 minute gory brawl.
ZETA AQUILAE was devastated by TAMBA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ZENSU LASAGNA handily defeated SNAKE BITE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
FLAME SPIDER was vanquished by CHATMON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
JANIS JOBLIN savagely defeated FEALOST in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
KURT COBAIN savagely defeated JOB in a exciting 5 minute brutal Title fight.
BOZO devastated HIP WADERS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SAVAGE BEATING was narrowly defeated by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a 4 minute match.
CREAMED MALCORN viciously subdued DOLGAN in a popular 5 minute gruesome conflict.
PRIVATEER defeated SKILLET LIBEL in a 2 minute gruesome struggle.
DRES handily defeated STEE JANS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HAMBURGER TRAIN was devastated by ERIK in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
STYGIAN HAG was overpowered by PICAROON in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
RIGHTEOUS bested 50 STAR GENERAL in a popular 1 minute contest.
CELL BLOCK A was savagely defeated by SPURT in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
WILLIE BROWN was viciously subdued by NAAN COMBATANT in a action packed 2 minute duel.
JEX overpowered BUGG-SHASH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SOLINARI overpowered STEE JANS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FIGHTING ILLINI was overpowered by ROBERT GERMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GAMMA CEPHEI won victory over POWER PUNCH in a action packed 1 minute bout.
IOTA DRACONIS handily defeated STEADY DECLINE in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
POSTMORTEM viciously subdued JOE WILLIAMS in a 18 minute brutal duel.
XI AQUILAE narrowly killed PINK SHIRT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
GWAR overpowered ILL SUBLIMINAL in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided match.
ELMORE JAMES was savagely defeated by UNZASTER DIZASTER in a popular 5 minute bout.
CHUCKY demolished RUBIN CARTER in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
SECOND MATE was devastated by BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WHOOPIE DOO handily defeated DELTA PICTORIS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JONAS was demolished by KERN in a action packed 3 minute gory one-sided conflict.
SAINT ANNIE was narrowly defeated by CANNED SAVRADESE in a popular 1 minute duel.
THE GNOME overcame SOULTAKER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
GORDONS won victory over ETA ANDROMEDAE in a popular 1 minute match.
RARE BREED was savagely defeated by STRAWBERRY JHANS in a action packed 7 minute duel.
SPIRALS demolished LONE WOLF in a crowd pleasing 6 minute uneven conflict.
ICE WIND savagely defeated REBUILD in a exciting 16 minute bloody brawl.
MC REN was handily defeated by BATTLING BOB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BEA HEADER narrowly defeated AIR RAID in a popular 13 minute gruesome battle.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was beaten by SHARON SHEW in a action packed 2 minute bout.
DIFFERENT RULER was overpowered by AYLIAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
WICKED SLICE was demolished by BABY BAB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FEZZIK was subdued by KID KOALA in a popular 1 minute fight.
THE PROFESSOR overcame TECKLA KING in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal contest.
HELLHOUND devastated ODACHI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
OF ICE AND GIN devastated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BUSTED KNUCKLE was unbelievably bested by SEYMORE GUTTS in a popular 5 minute bout.
BLOCK was bested by MAMMA MIA in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
CHAZZ was handily defeated by R-1 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHAINSAW JUGGLER overpowered ONE TIME! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
FOREIGN SHORE was savagely defeated by BURKES CAFE in a 2 minute gory conflict.
BREAK OF DAY was viciously subdued by BILLY THE KID in a popular 4 minute fight.
ADDICTION was subdued by FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ATHENA was luckily beaten by THE HIEROPHANT in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
ADEMA outwaited HOFFA in a tiresome 19 minute duel.
BLOODBATH & BEYOND was subdued by NICHLAUS in a 3 minute battle.
WHUPPIN' IVORY was vanquished by AYI'IG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
ST. RIKER slimly won victory over FAITH in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
CURDLE was subdued by THEATRE BUM in a popular 1 minute bout.
BACKBEREND savagely defeated NEVERMORE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fight.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO devastated SWABBIE SAM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CLEAN HANDS was savagely defeated by THE ROOSTER in a action packed 2 minute match.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL was demolished by XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LUNITARI slimly lost to JOMMY in a exciting 1 minute melee.
ANOMALY was viciously subdued by BUSY BEE in a exciting 5 minute gruesome melee.
POT SHOT was overpowered by CUTTER JOHN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
WAR TOY handily defeated METAL BRACE in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
RAT-CATCHER was savagely defeated by REPETITIVE in a exciting 1 minute bloody contest.
DAAVYA was overpowered by FIELDER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
ROT savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute brutal match.
MIRROR'S GAZE was devastated by GASOLINE DREAMS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE FADED LINE was viciously subdued by POKEY, MON! in a 2 minute brutal duel.
VEIL OF DECEPTION vanquished INNOCENT GEOMETRY in a 3 minute one-sided fray.
RIPKEN overpowered SHO'NUFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided competition.
THREE SHEETS was overpowered by PRIMERIDIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPHINX was overpowered by TRAIN RAIL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RAINDROPS was savagely defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute battle.
KLEPTO MAN was devastated by BURDEN TOFU in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CUT YOUR HAIR devastated RED BARCHETTA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
T-4 STRAIN was viciously subdued by HIRE WATHA in a popular 1 minute gory struggle.
NECROWRETCH handily defeated TAIPEI in a action packed 2 minute one-sided struggle.
DIPSO DOODLE devastated LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
SAUSAGE FINGERS subdued BASHER FORCE in a action packed 1 minute match.
SIX-GUN TAROT overpowered CANCHA in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
LITHIUM was defeated by ELF COBBLER in a 1 minute competition.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS was overcome by VESSEL in a exciting 2 minute battle.
SHIFTED was bested by EGG RAID in a 2 minute bout.
LEAK viciously subdued HOWLIN' BANDIT in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
8 AM CLASS overpowered ZWEIBACK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
PSUNAMI FORCE was overcome by MAYOR MEANSWELL in a action packed 1 minute competition.
ERNIE ERNESTO vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
RIOT FIGHT defeated STRATOS in a action packed 1 minute fight.
RECOVERY SETBACK was demolished by BATH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
BEDTIME was vanquished by JAROBI in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
HUMAN PRETZEL was overpowered by GRAVITY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
WOOKEY JACK was beaten by HERMY in a 3 minute gory bout.
HEDGEHOG was vanquished by DELTA CORVI in a 2 minute bloody uneven contest.
FOGGED UP MIRROR savagely defeated MALICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
HENCHMAN subdued SNOZZLE in a 1 minute contest.
HERETIC overpowered -10 ATTACK in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
CANNED HEAT demolished CANDYMAN in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
ROBERT FROST demolished PINKY RING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven conflict.
CAMPY DIGIT demolished FREEBOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
OVERSTAND was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PATRICK BATEMAN demolished PHIFE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
ED was savagely defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
REVENGE was devastated by PART POWER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided battle.
DIRTY CLOTHES was handily defeated by SCONE GOLEM in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
WEST WOOD was savagely defeated by MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute gory bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 55 PARRY-RIPOSTE 29 - 13 - 0 69 |
|TOTAL PARRY 34 LUNGING ATTACK 162 - 144 - 0 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 27 SLASHING ATTACK 52 - 48 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 26 WALL OF STEEL 89 - 84 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 23 PARRY-STRIKE 31 - 30 - 0 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 19 STRIKING ATTACK 138 - 137 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 10 AIMED BLOW 281 - 291 - 2 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 44 - 50 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 BASHING ATTACK 97 - 112 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 TOTAL PARRY 159 - 193 - 1 45 |
Turn 739 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 3 AIMED BLOW 25 - 30 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 19 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 11 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 16 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 12 - 11 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 12 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK KURT COBAIN 46-4253 100 58 0 328 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
BASHING ATTACK BOZO 42-4016 67 87 0 246 CLOWNING AROUND (1720)
AIMED BLOW XI AQUILAE 62-4794 44 47 2 246 AQUILA (1908)
TOTAL PARRY DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 40 39 5 232 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)
LUNGING ATTACK TAMBA 97-6138 39 29 4 230 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)
WALL OF STEEL JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 80 35 3 228 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
STRIKING ATTACK HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 35 34 6 226 CRITICALS (1635)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ICE WIND 47-7758 68 44 2 207 BASH BROS PARK (1867)
PARRY-LUNGE PICAROON 28-5202 43 25 1 198 SEA DOGS (1864)
PARRY-STRIKE CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82--8775 26 19 0 174 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
BEA HEADER 99-4683. The ten other most popular fighters were LONE WOLF 31-162,
STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403, KURT COBAIN 46-4253, SOULTAKER 82-16461, BUSTED KNUCKLE
26-5228, BACKBEREND 43-5087, ATHENA 7-6674, PERPETUAL 84-14073, EARLY ONE MORNING
16-6010, and DOLGAN 56-751.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478. The other ten least popular
fighters were ADEMA 61-3093, OVERSTAND 36-7937, FREEBOOTER 28-5201, RED BARCHETTA
98-415, KLEPTO MAN 73-6569, SPHINX 81-2755, THREE SHEETS 81-2869, INNOCENT GEOMETRY
51-6111, MIRROR'S GAZE 84--17839, and METAL BRACE 7-6453.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 2 2 0 ILLIS(59) 1 2 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 3 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 0 4 0 JURINE(61) 3 1 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 5 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 3 1
KALTOS(5) 0 3 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 3 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 3 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 5 3 0
BONSUR(7) 5 3 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 3 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 3 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 3 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 3 0
DULLENS(13) 1 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 8 8 0
TOBIR(14) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 13 13 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 0 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 2 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 3 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 DUSKMOOR(95) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 3 0 ARDIVENT(46) 4 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 3 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 2 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 91 63 0 216 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GWAR 2-6074 36 52 1 217 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 24 27 0 74 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
KID KOALA 4-5694 32 35 1 179 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 46 18 3 190 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
CHATMON 6-6992 49 45 3 202 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 46 57 0 221 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIELDER 8-5276 13 5 1 84 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 68 59 3 203 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 43 40 0 181 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 60 67 1 172 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
JEX 14-4848 49 50 0 209 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 71 43 0 201 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 34 38 3 147 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
DRES 18-10562 44 28 1 222 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
COSMO 19-4498 56 56 1 185 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 20 12 2 90 I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028) SEAM
VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180 42 58 0 160 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
CHUCKY 22-7121 40 36 1 205 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 44 39 4 201 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
JONAS 25-5938 33 35 1 183 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173 36 37 0 177 PICTOR (1938) CALEAM
PRIVATEER 28-5247 50 33 0 224 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
POKEY, MON! 29-6158 21 18 0 76 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
LONE WOLF 31-162 63 98 1 197 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 27 17 0 192 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 61 87 0 205 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
KERN 36-7601 45 41 1 205 ORDER (1780) JHANS
ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521 34 21 1 206 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
WICKED SLICE 39-4083 18 32 1 137 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910) XOCHITHLAN
BOZO 42-4016 67 87 0 246 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011 26 20 1 198 COLLEGE RADIO (2045) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 40 37 1 164 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 100 58 0 328 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
ICE WIND 47-7758 68 44 2 207 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111 16 6 1 53 9TH TOMBSTONE (2048) TRICORUS
FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231 14 4 1 54 BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001) TROCAR
IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546 41 37 0 201 DRACO (1858) ROCANIS
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 26 21 2 156 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
HIRE WATHA 60-9218 25 11 0 85 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 66 89 1 218 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 44 47 2 246 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
ROT 65-7407 21 14 0 95 THAT SMELL (2033) DAL SHANG
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 26 31 0 134 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 26 19 1 178 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 35 34 6 226 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 30 15 2 93 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
SWABBIE SAM 81-2632 22 12 0 100 SHANGHAIED (1939) SHADOWSPIRE
SOLINARI 82--23710 36 52 2 211 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
PERPETUAL 84-14073 23 8 0 303 OTTODROME 13 (1950) BLACKSTONE
NICHLAUS 85-7665 20 25 3 136 FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835) JASPER GULCH
HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 8 7 5 48 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
SPURT 96-5750 24 21 4 202 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
TAMBA 97-6138 39 29 4 230 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 40 39 5 232 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
BEA HEADER 99-4683 41 46 4 207 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE