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Date   : 06/13/2018    Duedate: 06/26/2018

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 740

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984  113   75   2 60.1      BASH BROS GAS 72/2034
    4 PROS & A HACKER 85/1937                   BASH BROS NEWS 72/1942
    FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835                   BASH BROS PARK 47/1867
  2 CORVUS 3/1986       2048 1602  15 56.1      BB SIDE MIRROR 72/2035
    DRACO 56/1858                               BASH BROS OCEAN 31/2021
    AQUILA 62/1908                              CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720
    PICTOR 26/1938                              NEXT GENERATION 18/1896
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/2001
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906
    ANDROMEDA 99/1998                           BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/2036
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                       6 WHY 2? 99/1974       419  377   2 52.6
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       MENTOR BLISS 14/1862
    SHEWISH BISTRO 98/1828                      MENTOR-SHIPS 16/1978
    SHEWISH BUFFET 24/1716                      THE MENTORS 12 7/1993
    SHEWISH BUFFET 42/1923                      MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
    SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991                    7-FRIEND OR F 32/2023  383  350   4 52.3
    SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019                  8 FIST 26/1889        4270 4154  44 50.7
  3 GOD SQUAD 1/1762     925  752   3 55.2      QUEEN 9/1629
    RED SCARE 22/1960                           TRIBE 24/1648
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           B.I.G. 32/1683
    COLLEGE RADIO 43/2045                       N.W.A. 84/1945
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      REVIEW 84/1958
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      RUN DMC 1/1626
    ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015                      BALLERS 84/1957
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     SIC 'EM 84/1905
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/598                     PEARL JAM 4/1638
    ALL THINGS FLOYD 17/1763                    ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    THE MOTHERSHIP AG 84/2046                   BLUE NOTE 12/1642
    THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016                   CRITICALS 75/1635
    ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/2047                  HURRICANE 84/1951
    ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007                  JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
  4 SCOTCH 71/1705      1507 1261  19 54.4      STANKONIA 84/2041
    AVID FANS 45/569                            BOOK BINGE 84/2040
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          SOME OLD B 84/1962
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          STILLMATIC 36/1652
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         THAT SMELL 65/2033
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         WILD STYLE 84/1791
    WS ARMS '05 71/1968                         HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1975                        LAZY SUNDAY 41/1688
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473                       THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     CROOKED RAIN 84/2039
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1786                    MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
  5 VEGGIES 3/2024       248  214   5 53.7      THE RUNAROUND 2/1628

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    FINGER LICKIN 84/2018                       DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985
    HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006                       GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955
    LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892                       MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877
    STRIKER FORCE 62/1753                       FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988
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    BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632                      FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964
    BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684                      FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646                      ON MY BOOKSHELF 72/2037
    ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745                     PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872
    BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940                     DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
    BLOOD GANG 717F 98/2044                     CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897
    GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008                  13 MONSTER MAN 81/1582  261  303   5 46.3
    I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842                  14 BAD BEATS 47/1971    290  340   2 46.0
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     WE GOT GAME 46/1695
    BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/2043                    YUPPIE HORDE 1/1880
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
    HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 85/2042                  YUPPIE HORDE 30/1979
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  YUPPIE HORDE 31/2022
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
  9-GET 56/1814          108  117   2 48.0      ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
    BALTO 6/1793                             15 ORDER 14/1754        357  422   3 45.8
    ERRATA 32/1805                              ORDER 36/1780
    ERRATA 81/1823                              OTTOBAHN 31/2030
    MARKS PARTY 15/2020                         SEINFELD 19/1741
    THROWIN SHADE 99/1895                       BAD BREAD 33/1041
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885                       OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795                    OTTODROME 13 84/1950
 10-BLACK TIDE 6/2025    102  113   3 47.4      STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    DEAD POETS 45/1990                       16 REDHORSE 56/1325     345  501   3 40.8
    SHANGHAIED 81/1939                          MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
    FACES OF DEATH 25/1801                   17 AVENGERS 31/1321     253  369   0 40.7
 11 WOTB A62 82/2003     555  629   4 46.9      HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
    HAS-BEENS 82/1999                           LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                       UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605                   18 IN BLOOM 85/2009      12   18   0 40.0
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      DOLI CAPAX 43/2032
    U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970                      SPROUT OF IT 9/2026
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                      CON + INSULT 32/2031
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005
 12 GWAR 82/1731         609  702  10 46.5      PRAY THE GODS 81/2038
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1848
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           KINDRED SPIRIT 85/2049
    DEADLY RAGE 72/708                          PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012
    IN SHINOLA 82/1833                          TAKE THE FIFTH 13/2027
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/2028
    HARVEST DAY 82/1997                         CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/2029
    MY CARTOONS 72/1850                      19 ARROGANCE 18/755     620 1028  11 37.6
    WHO DA MAN? 73/1992

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Mission to the Twisted Lands
Episode 8

In the dining room of the Sea Inn, they met for dinner:  Vlada, Fealost, Hedgehog 
(real name Kinthel), young Kot Buglar, and Orv the magical entity.  After bathing and 
putting on clean clothes, they all felt comfortable and happy to be here.  Even Orv, 
who kept its own counsel, had the contented look of a cat.  Vlada, who sat nibbling 
some sort of crab-based appetizer, wondered who was the canary.  Not, she hoped, poor 
silly Fealost.  He seemed honest enough and it wasn't right the way Orv kept urging 
him to make a complete ass of himself in front of the Queen.

Choosing another hors d'oeuvre, she shook her head slightly.  It wasn't like her to 
even think about helping such a silly man not to make a spectacle of himself.  
Usually, she was the one making them do that.  But... they were on a mission together.  
If Orv made Fealost less effective in the adventure due to massive embarrassment, it 
would be bad for all of them.

"This is nice," Orv said brightly, taking a breadstick from the basket in the middle 
of the table.  "I hope someone has money."

"Lady Greywand gave us money for the trip," said Kinthel.  "We'll cover your expenses, 
Mr. Orv."

"Just Orv," the nature spirit told her.  

She felt relieved that Orv wasn't trying to nudge Fealost into doing something stupid.  
As though reading her mind, Orv smiled and said, "Friend Fealost, we should go 
shopping first thing in the morning.  That outfit does not show you to best 
advantage."

Fealost stopped eating, looking at the spirit with interest.  "It doesn't?"

"The weather being warm, you should wear something without sleeves, so the Queen will 
see the muscles of your arms."

"But we're not going to see the Queen," Kinthel said.  "We're going straight to the 
boat in the morning.  After breakfast, anyway."

Vlada nodded emphatically.

Orv just smiled.

Kot said, "What's going on?"

"We shouldn't make Mr. Woodhaven wait to be rescued any longer than we must," Vlada 
explained.  "No shopping, no visiting the Palace."

The young cat-eyed man nodded solemnly.  "We had a lot of trouble with just one of 
those creatures, and Keel said a lot of them were coming."  He looked pained.  
"Honestly, he's probably dead.  But if he's not, he needs help as soon as we can get 
there."

For the first time since they'd met the spirit, Orv looked slightly aggravated.  Vlada 
leaned away from the crabmeat hors d'oeuvres on her crystal plate, as the delicate 
baked shells turned a strange shade of mauve.  Orv said, "Sheila Greywand put me in 
charge of this mission.  We need to call on the Queen."

"Are you in charge?" asked Vlada, trying to keep her tone mild.  "I didn't know that.  
I don't recall Lady Greywand saying so."

"She didn't," Kinthel confirmed.  "Not in front of us, anyhow."

Orv frowned.  The crab puffs opened, extending yellowish tendrils that somehow looked 
like seedlings.

"Orv, are you doing that?" Vlada asked, pointing at the plate of now less appetizing 
appetizers.

The spirit growled, "I was offered a challenge.  I accepted it.  If you prevent me 
from completing it, I will be QUITE disappointed.  And so will all of you."

"Is that a threat?" Vlada asked.

"Statement of fact.  We'll all be disappointed if we fail to rescue Mr. Woodhaven and 
close that Gate."

"And you really think that if Fealost shows himself to the Queen, that will somehow 
help our mission?"

The nature spirit sighed.  Vlada thought she remembered Greywand telling them that 
such creatures didn't like to give clear answers to direct questions.  But then Orv 
said, "Yes.  So after breakfast, we should shop, and then go and call on Queen Gemra."

Vlada looked at her ruined crab puffs.  "Would it be possible to have dinner now 
without any more drama?"

Orv gave her a mocking look.  "If you can't take the excitement."

Dinner ended with no one really satisfied, except maybe Fealost, who afterwards went 
out on the balcony that overlooked the street.  Vlada followed him out.  "What do you 
think Orv wants from you?" she said.

"It seems like he wants me to meet Queen Gemra."  He wasn't looking at her; he was 
watching people passing on the street.  Bonsur, it seemed, had quite an active night 
life.  As the stars came out over the tops of the buildings, there were still 
peddlers, food vendors, tourists, ladies of the evening, local guides, and other 
miscellaneous people down there.

Vlada studied the man's quite handsome profile for a while.  "Yes, obviously."

"For some reason, you don't think I should," said Fealost.  "You think... I'll do 
something stupid.  I might be a little bit vain, but I'm not stupid."

"I don't think you're stupid, but I do think maybe you're innocent.  I think Orv has 
something in mind that might... well, not physically hurt you, but maybe embarrass you 
a lot.  He... it, I mean... it's a mischief spirt.  They're not horrible, but they're 
not nice."

"Queen Gemra isn't a villain, though.  She's pretty nice, as monarchs go," Fealost 
replied.  "Not like in some cities.  She won't do anything bad to someone who is on a 
mission for Lady Greywand.  From what Orv said, she's likely to do something helpful."

"Maybe," Vlada conceded.  "Just be careful, will you?  Don't let the things Orv says 
go to your head."

Fealost smiled and nodded a little bit.

Still not easy in her mind, Vlada went back indoors and went to bed.

The next morning, having awakened too late for shopping, she went with the others to 
see the Queen.

The Royal Palace in Bonsur was no fortress.  It was a sprawling, gracious structure 
built of warm tan stone, with archways leading to fragrant gardens. In the throne 
room, Gemra half-reclined on a blue silken couch, surrounded by (to Vlada's slight 
surprise) beautiful young women in draped in diaphanous fabrics.  The Queen looked as 
young as her companions, although Vlada knew that she must be in her fifties at least.  
She was tiny-waisted and voluptuous, with a pretty, pouty face, big brown eyes, and 
dark hair.  She smiled at Fealost, who smiled in return.  She also smiled at Vlada, 
but not at any of the others.

"We are very pleased to meet you all," Gemra said, looking only at Fealost, who was 
dressed in a tight, sleeveless red shirt that showed off his muscles.  "We know you'll 
want to be on your way quickly and your boat is waiting.  However, We do hope you have 
time to accept gifts from Us.  The completion of your mission is of some importance to 
Us.  Orv, We are glad you're here..." She didn't even glance at the mischief spirit.  
"What might We do to speed you all on your worthy mission?"

Vlada thought there was something strange going on.

Orv replied, "I would accept that favor you owe me now."

"Yes, of course!" said the Queen.  "What would you have?"  She gazed intently at 
Fealost, who was now looking puzzled.  He opened his mouth to reply, but it was Orv 
who said, "The Ruvian stone, Your Majesty."

Gemra bit her lower lip, hard enough to draw blood.  But then she sighed and told 
Fealost, "If that is the cost, then I will pay it gladly."  She gestured to one of her 
handmaids.  "Please bring my jewelry box."

With a bow, the lovely young woman left the room.  She returned with a rather large 
wooden box that was inlaid with gold and mother-of-pearl, placing it on Gemra's lap.  
The Queen inserted a key, opened the box, and took out what looked like a large 
emerald cut in the form of a faceted ball.  The handmaid took the box again and left 
the room.  Gemra held out the stone, and smiled at Fealost.  "Orv, you may approach."

The slender spirit walked across the throne room, mounted the dais, and took the stone 
from her hand.

Instantly, Queen Gemra's appearance changed.  She was middle-aged, a little plump, 
with some gray in her hair and a few lines in her face.  She sighed, put her hands to 
her face, and then nodded.  Then she looked at Orv, at Kinthel and Kot Buglar, and 
smlied at them with every appearance of relief.  "At last!  I can look at anyone I 
want to see!  It is wonderful to see all of you!  Thank you Orv!"

Vlada murmured, "What the hell was that all about?"  She hadn't meant to be heard, but 
Queen Gemra beamed at her and said, "For many years, there has been a curse upon me.  
I could only look at beautiful people, which was a serious problem in terms of ruling 
my city.  The stone helped me take care of personal grooming, since I couldn't 
actually look at my old self."

"How did that happen?" asked Vlada.

Orv cleared his throat, but the Queen said, "Someone thought I was... um... shallow?  
I have tried, really tried, to care for everyone no matter how they look, but it was a 
problem when I couldn't see them.  That's why all of my Royal Guard are so handsome, 
so I can deal with them without working through agents."  She smiled, looking almost 
young and beautiful again for a moment.  "I know!  Let's have a feast to celebrate!"

"We just had breakfast," Kinthel said. 

"Yes, of course.  And so have I.  I mean... We.  We thank you all for coming.  Go 
forth, and may the magical stone help you in your mission."

Vlada wondered what it did besides make its owner appear younger.  Ruvian was the 
Delarquan earth-goddess, so maybe it would be of use in closing the Chaos Gate.

They departed the palace, mounted up, and rode toward the docks.  As they went, Vlada 
pulled her horse next to Orv and said, "Was it you who put the curse on Queen Gemra?"

The spirit smiled.  "I'm glad the Queen is no longer shallow.  A ruler shouldn't be, 
you know."

"She seemed nice."

"Yes, now."

"Will the Ruvian stone help with closing the Chaos Gate?"

"As to that, I'm not sure, but time will tell.  It might help.  But if it doesn't, I 
think I can still close the thing."

The barge that awaited them was the same Flying Pig in which Keel Woodhaven had 
traveled, only this time it wasn't piled high with crates of cargo.  They were greeted 
by a smiling Captain Hand, who only had one hand, the left.  His right arm was gone at 
the elbow.  He said, "Welcome!  Lady Greywand has chartered this vessel just for you.  
We've built stalls for your horses, and cabins for you to stay in.  I was sorry to 
hear that Mr. Woodhaven has gone missing."

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings!

Today we saw 114 fights, two deaths and one challenge.  Everything else was a random 
match.  

BEDTIME (84-49248) (21-99-0,57) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ED (26-5174) (35-27-0,43) 
of FIST.  BEDTIME slaughtered ED in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

VIDHI (81-2840) (17-6-1,58) of PRAY THE GODS fought LEAK (72-7886) (21-5-2,70) of BASH 
BROS GAS.  VIDHI was butchered by LEAK in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.

CPT. BUZZY (20-65) (20-12-2,90) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged GASOLINE DREAMS (84-
45458) (27-24-2,90) of STANKONIA.  CPT. BUZZY was bested by GASOLINE DREAMS in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.

KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (100-58-0,328) of THE 27 CLUB fought ZENSU LASAGNA (61-3728) 
(66-89-1,218) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  KURT COBAIN vanquished ZENSU LASAGNA in a 1 minute 
uneven Title battle.  Mr. Cobain is our premier Slasher and of course the Captain of 
the Guard.

YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (71-29-3,323) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW fought ICE WIND (47-7758) 
(68-44-2,207) of BASH BROS PARK.  YONDER ORPHAN demolished ICE WIND in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute bloody uneven fight.  The Orphan is our highest ranked Basher.  Our 
best rated Parry-Riposte is Ice Wind.

Our most highly recognized Aimed Blow is Gwar.  SPIRALS (75-3613) (74-20-2,215) of 
CRITICALS fought GWAR (2-6074) (36-52-1,217) of MENTOR DEMENTOR.  SPIRALS was 
overpowered by GWAR in a popular 5 minute brutal one-sided melee.

Tamba is the highest rated lunger.  TAMBA (97-6138) (39-29-4,230) of CHIEFS 16.1 
fought EARLY ONE MORNING (16-6010) (71-43-0,201) of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS.  TAMBA 
viciously subdued EARLY ONE MORNING in an action packed 3 minute gory brawl.

ROSA MEXICANA (84-35386) (40-15-0,225) of EL CAMINO:TRES fought JANIS JOBLIN (46-4380) 
(80-35-3,228) of THE 27 CLUB.  ROSA MEXICANA was viciously subdued by JANIS JOBLIN in 
a 2 minute bloody match.  Ms Joblin is our top Wall of Steel.

HORRIFYING ATTACK (75-3621) (35-34-6,226) of CRITICALS fought NAAN COMBATANT (33-8638) 
(27-17-0,192) of BAD BREAD.  HORRIFYING ATTACK vanquished NAAN COMBATANT in a popular 
1 minute one-sided duel.  Mr. Attack is our most highly rated Striker.

Canned Savradese is Home Guard's top Total Parry.  CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (66-53-
13,212) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought THE GNOME (84-26786) (57-31-0,202) of PIPER AT THE 
GATES.  CANNED SAVRADESE handily defeated THE GNOME in a 6 minute one-sided conflict.

The top Parry-Lunge is Picaroon.  POSTMORTEM (82-7091) (34-71-0,189) of FEAR FACTORY 
fought PICAROON (28-5202) (43-25-1,198) of SEA DOGS.  POSTMORTEM outwaited PICAROON in 
an action packed 7 minute gory bout. 

ASSISTANT MANAGER (84-32811) (34-27-1,176) of BUSINESS CLASS fought CHAINSAW JUGGLER 
(82-56761) (26-19-0,174) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS.  ASSISTANT MANAGER bested CHAINSAW 
JUGGLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.  And, despite losing this fight, the 
Juggler is our best Parry-Strike.

Job is still our overall popularity leader.  JOB (18-6129) (76-192-0,209) of SHEPHERDS 
fought POWER PUNCH (13-5629) (60-67-1,172) of ALLITERATE ARMY.  JOB was vanquished by 
POWER PUNCH in an exciting 4 minute gruesome one-sided fight.

This turn's favorite is Steady Decline.  REBUILD (36-7697) (55-57-0,200) of STILLMATIC 
fought STEADY DECLINE (84-47675) (20-13-2,177) of FEAR FACTORY 19.  REBUILD was beaten 
by STEADY DECLINE in an exciting 5 minute brutal struggle.

And the least popular fighter this turn... should I mention this at all?  It's Teckla 
King.  BLOODBATH & BEYOND (84-49238) (24-38-1,125) of GONE SHOPPING 2 fought TECKLA 
KING (35-786) (35-28-1,144) of HOUSE JHEREG.  BLOODBATH & BEYOND devastated TECKLA 
KING in an exciting 5 minute one-sided bout.

Blood Gang was avoided by Mongol Horde.

And that is all the news I have.  Alas, there is no word on the fate of former spy 
reporter Keel Woodhaven.

With best wishes,

Sylvia Horn

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         101  58  0  338  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         72  29  3  346  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           24   8  0  305  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 GWAR 2-6074                  37  52  1  257  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 TAMBA 97-6138                40  29  4  252  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         81  35  3  247  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            51  33  0  242  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    36  34  6  240  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      67  53 13  238  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      41  39  5  237  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 DRES 18-10562                45  28  1  231  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 THE HITMAN 30-4550           26  11  0  230  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       47  57  0  227  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         62  37  0  226  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 CHATMON 6-6992               50  45  3  221  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 KERN 36-7601                 46  41  1  221  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
-COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       91  63  0  216  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 FEALOST 1-3916               72 101  2  216  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 JEX 14-4848                  50  50  0  215  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        42  37  0  215  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        35  21  1  215  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 CHUCKY 22-7121               41  36  1  213  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 DOLGAN 56-751                61 132  5  212  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           35  71  0  211  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         35  26  3  210  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436        26  16  0  210  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386       40  16  0  208  EL CAMINO:TRES (1953)      BLACKSTONE
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           27  19  1  208  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        45  36  0  205  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           39  33  1  205  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196          45  39  4  204  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 KID KOALA 4-5694             33  35  1  203  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 ERIK 56-3399                 95 111  1  202  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DOBBIE 84-30850              76  73  2  201  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 ICE WIND 47-7758             68  45  2  201  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        66  90  1  201  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        54  40  1  200  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            47  18  3  200  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         36  42  1  200  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011    27  20  1  200  COLLEGE RADIO (2045)       VEASTIAN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    71  44  0  199  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 LONE WOLF 31-162             64  98  1  199  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          61  67  1  199  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          41  38  1  199  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           41  47  4  198  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    27  21  2  198  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           44  48  2  197  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 STEADY DECLINE 84-47675      21  13  2  197  FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989)     BLACKSTONE
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335       16  17  4  197  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE
 DON KING 47-5374             68  56  3  195  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       61  88  0  195  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 THE GNOME 84-26786           57  32  0  195  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          67  73  0  194  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SOLINARI 82-41826            36  53  2  194  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           32  24  0  194  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 AIR RAID 84-32877            43  41  0  192  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 SPIRALS 75-3613              74  21  2  191  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          68  60  3  191  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 PICAROON 28-5202             43  26  1  191  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
-UPPER DECK 6-6268            35  30  0  191  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 BOZO 42-4016                 67  88  0  190  CLOWNING AROUND (1720)     RODEKI
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         40  22  0  190  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         55  74  2  189  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        37  28  1  189  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           58  61  1  188  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 REBUILD 36-7697              55  58  0  188  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             34  40  0  188  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 COSMO 19-4498                56  57  1  187  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403     26   7  0  187  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          88  86  0  186  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     36  50  0  186  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   35  27  1  185  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       27  18  0  185  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-BACK 56-3949                 35  29  0  182  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035      32  27  1  182  BOOK BINGE (2040)          BLACKSTONE
 GORDONS 28-5337              50  36  0  181  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       41  25  1  180  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       27  15  1  180  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 SOULTAKER 82-16461           21  13  2  180  HAS-BEENS (1999)           DWES EG
 JOB 18-6129                  76 193  0  179  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 SPURT 96-5750                24  22  4  179  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     52  24  0  178  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MC REN 84-27222              45  35  0  178  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       36  38  0  178  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             32  30  0  178  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 RARE BREED 28-5350           67  37  0  177  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          34  58  2  177  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 JONAS 25-5938                33  36  1  177  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    26  20  0  175  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         43  41  0  174  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     40  32  1  174  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         38  62  0  173  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     61  55  1  171  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
-MEABEER 56-3899              36  29  0  171  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          54  50  0  170  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       69  53  1  169  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           27  31  0  169  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            27  14  2  165  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431        20  15  3  165  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 FEZZIK 45-814                40  38  1  163  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           50  60  1  162  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 42  59  0  162  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951   21  14  2  161  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      29  10  1  160  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 BABY BAB 21-8106             32  36  0  159  CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029)   SUNSET
 ADDICTION 84-48891           28  18  1  158  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 BLOCK 26-5168                33  35  1  157  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 BURKES CAFE 82-6800          24  17  1  155  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         30  61  1  154  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 THE ROOSTER 22-7254          19   4  1  153  RED SCARE (1960)           SOLVEN
 BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238  25  38  1  152  GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 39  23  1  150  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 AYI'IG 73-6302               23  18  1  149  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 R-1 18-9490                  41  27  1  148  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 FAT LIP 52-3791              27  36  1  148  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 ADEMA 61-3093                43  54  0  147  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 ONE TIME! 47-8396            29  21  0  147  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
-CLOWN 14-4418                30  41  0  146  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   35  60  0  144  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          33  41  0  144  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 FAITH 47-8944                35  60  1  143  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 WICKED SLICE 39-4083         19  32  1  141  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 WAR TOY 82-7167              22   5  2  140  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 ATHENA 7-6674                22   7  1  140  THE MENTORS 12 (1993)      BONSUR
 HOFFA 18-8478                65 205  1  138  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 NICHLAUS 85-7665             21  25  3  138  FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835)   JASPER GULCH
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       49  68  1  134  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333       26  24  0  134  HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006)       JASPER GULCH
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            39  54  0  133  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         34  39  3  131  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 BACKBEREND 43-5087           25  17  3  128  DOLI CAPAX (2032)          VEASTIAN
 THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298       40  24  0  127  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 JOMMY 56-4539                33  58  1  126  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ACE HARDWARE 47-7492         28  22  0  126  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BILLY THE KID 59-2969        26  22  2  126  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 LUNITARI 82-57001            24  16  0  124  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 TECKLA KING 35-786           35  29  1  123  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     30  14  2  122  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413   21   8  1  121  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             31  44  0  119  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 ODACHI 31-6569               25  37  1  119  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 CURDLE 96-5748               25  21  3  108  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PART POWER 13-5627           47  81  0  106  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458     28  24  2  100  STANKONIA (2041)           BLACKSTONE
 MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874       23  15  0  100  SPROUT OF IT (2026)        ZUKAL
 LEAK 72-7886                 22   5  3  100  BASH BROS GAS (2034)       DRAGONHEAD
 BEDTIME 84-49248             22  99  1  100  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
-SWABBIE SAM 81-2632          22  12  0  100  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 CAMPY DIGIT 38-5252          20  10  1  100  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109       28  21  0   99  CROOKED RAIN (2039)        BLACKSTONE
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           48  42  1   98  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 NECROWRETCH 73-6540          24  13  0   98  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988)     ERINIKA
 HENCHMAN 46-4560             20   6  0   98  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
-NAZARETH 59-2503             35  18  0   97  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          33  33  3   97  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218           26  11  0   97  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 POP KHAN 73-5757             14   4  1   95  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949        31  30  0   94  DRUNK DRAWING (1933)       BLACKSTONE
-ITEM 32-4794                 25  18  0   93  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          22  19  0   93  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
-MOUSE 15-5221                17   6  0   93  MARKS PARTY (2020)         MALCORN
 TICKET TAKER 45-2522         11   1  1   92  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 REPETITIVE 72-7684           21   4  0   91  BASH BROS NEWS (1942)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            39  33  7   89  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
-ROBERT FROST 45-5021         22  14  2   88  DEAD POETS (1990)          STORMCROWE
 SCONE GOLEM 7-6563           19  15  0   87  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 HOFFA 18-9369                59 186  0   86  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65             20  13  2   86  I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028)     SEAM
 DAAVYA 35-4751               19  11  1   86  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 JAROBI 24-5158               42  58  3   85  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 RIPKEN 82-56713              16   8  0   85  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 CUTTER JOHN 85-4984          16  10  0   85  IN BLOOM (2009)            JASPER GULCH
 FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231     15   4  1   85  BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001)  TROCAR
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           37  34  0   84  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 CANNED HEAT 6-7219           19   8  1   84  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-FIELDER 8-5276               13   5  1   84  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ANOMALY 82-771               25  29  1   83  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     23  12  2   83  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 POT SHOT 78-3230             28  23  0   82  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771     21  11  1   82  THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016)   BLACKSTONE
-RACOON 99-6151               11   9  4   81  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE
 SHIFTED 72-7941              21  11  0   79  BB SIDE MIRROR (2035)      DRAGONHEAD
 I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       29  22  1   77  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           25  27  0   76  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 ELF COBBLER 7-6525           21  10  2   76  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 PATRICK BATEMAN 31-6839      21  14  1   76  YUPPIE HORDE (2022)        CHIMLEVTAL
 VESSEL 98-5481               15  18  4   76  BLOOD GANG 717F (2044)     SYVYN'S HILL
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           30  16  2   75  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 WOOKEY JACK 85-7008          23   9  1   75  HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 (2042)  JASPER GULCH
-CRYING FIRE 5-5494           22   9  0   75  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 RAT-CATCHER 5-5714           17  23  0   74  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            36  34  0   73  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 SPHINX 81-2755               18  23  2   73  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 HERETIC 46-4553              27   7  0   72  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          26  24  0   72  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697   24  16  0   72  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 ROT 65-7407                  21  15  0   71  THAT SMELL (2033)          DAL SHANG
 LITHIUM 72-8234              19  27  1   70  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD
-PAPPY VAN WINKLE 85-4901     16   5  2   70  KINDRED SPIRIT (2049)      JASPER GULCH
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      27  16  2   69  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 FREEBOOTER 28-5201           22  29  0   69  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ERNIE ERNESTO 84-48896       20   9  2   69  FINGER LICKIN (2018)       BLACKSTONE
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       20  50  0   69  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 STRATOS 31-6499              16   6  0   69  OTTOBAHN (2030)            CHIMLEVTAL
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            50  78  1   68  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 TAIPEI 96-6065               12   6  3   67  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         30  48  5   66  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 SIX-GUN TAROT 72-8680        15   9  0   66  ON MY BOOKSHELF (2037)     DRAGONHEAD
 CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 24  12  2   63  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133     22  10  2   63  WS ARMS '05 (1968)         KYR'TERR
 EGG RAID 84-49227            21  24  0   63  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920        19   8  0   63  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 PRIMERIDIAN 84-44883         24  14  2   62  THE MOTHERSHIP AG (2046)   BLACKSTONE
-STRAY CAT 81-242             23  26  0   62  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 KATHANA 35-3553              16   8  2   62  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 ZWEIBACK 33-8417             18  13  0   60  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SNOZZLE 20-460               24  24  0   59  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
 T-4 STRAIN 73-6567           26  38  2   58  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158          21  19  0   58  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 BATH 96-6062                 10   8  3   58  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-THREE SHEETS 81-2869         19  12  1   57  SHANGHAIED (1939)          SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        23  50  0   55  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
-REVENGE 25-6117              19   5  0   55  FACES OF DEATH (1801)      LYRATILAN
 VIDHI 81-2840                17   7  1   55  PRAY THE GODS (2038)       SHADOWSPIRE
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424         9   7  5   54  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             25  55  2   51  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926        21  25  6   51  SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)    ILLIS
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154  18   3  1   51  BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036)  DRAGONHEAD
-BERT & ERNIE 50-3648         16  23  1   50  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 CHAKA KHAN 73-5760           15   8  1   50  MONGOL HORDE (1975)        ERINIKA
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             31  50  0   47  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 HEDGEHOG 56-3748             26  35  0   47  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 KLEPTO MAN 73-6569           21  42  0   47  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 MALICE 99-6436                7  17  4   47  WHY 2? (1974)              SOUTH RIDGE
 INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111    16   7  1   45  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
-MALICE 32-4270               13   4  1   44  FRIEND OR FOE? (2023)      ARVAT
 CANCHA 60-9147               26  33  1   43  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GRAVITY 28-5599              17  13  0   43  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
-SNUFFY 50-3865               16   7  1   42  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           26  85  0   41  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 RED BARCHETTA 98-415          6  13  4   41  ARCAN MASH UPS '16 (2047)  SYVYN'S HILL
 RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017     15   8  1   38  BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004)    ILLIS
 ED 26-5174                   35  28  0   37  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PHIFE 24-5360                19   6  2   36  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-ANGEL HAIR 84-54540          15  11  1   33  PASTA LA VISTA (2012)      BLACKSTONE
 PINKY RING 36-8072           20  13  0   31  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 RAINDROPS 78-3211            23  30  0   19  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
ED 26-5174                35  28  0 FIST 1889              BEDTIME 84-49248          740
VIDHI 81-2840             17   7  1 PRAY THE GODS 2038     LEAK 72-7886              740

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Janis Joblin -- Hmm.  That second minute was really hard.  I really didn't like being 
hit in the chest with that weapon, and everything went downhill from there.   Well 
fought, madam. -- Fealost

Delta Corvi -- It was you who hit me.  Why did you ask me if I meant it?  Really, I 
would have preferred you didn't.  But thanks for the skill. -- Hedgehog

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CPT. BUZZY was bested by GASOLINE DREAMS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
KURT COBAIN vanquished ZENSU LASAGNA in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
YONDER ORPHAN demolished ICE WIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
DARQUE PREACHER savagely defeated AIR RAID in a 17 minute brutal fight.
TAMBA viciously subdued EARLY ONE MORNING in a action packed 3 minute gory brawl.
ROSA MEXICANA was viciously subdued by JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute bloody match.
PERPETUAL viciously subdued FLAME SPIDER in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
SOLINARI was vanquished by THE HITMAN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HORRIFYING ATTACK vanquished NAAN COMBATANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPIRALS was overpowered by GWAR in a popular 5 minute brutal one-sided melee.
XI AQUILAE was savagely defeated by CHUCKY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
GAMMA CEPHEI savagely defeated RUBBER BULLET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory match.
CANNED SAVRADESE handily defeated THE GNOME in a 6 minute one-sided conflict.
CREAMED MALCORN viciously subdued BEA HEADER in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
DON KING was devastated by PRIVATEER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BOZO was overpowered by DOLGAN in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
DRES overpowered RIGHTEOUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CELL BLOCK A was overpowered by DOBBIE in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
FEALOST handily defeated JONAS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
JEX luckily beat SOULTAKER in a popular 3 minute gory match.
ZETA AQUILAE slimly lost to SAINT ANNIE in a popular 2 minute match.
JOB was vanquished by POWER PUNCH in a exciting 4 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
IOTA DRACONIS narrowly defeated DIFFERENT RULER in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
COSMO was overcome by HAIRY MONSTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
STRAWBERRY JHANS was vanquished by CHATMON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ERIK overpowered FEZZIK in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
SECOND MATE savagely defeated HOCKEY DUCK in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
EXECUTIONER overpowered MC REN in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
WHOOPIE DOO vanquished VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
POSTMORTEM outwaited PICAROON in a action packed 7 minute gory bout.
FIGHTING ILLINI was demolished by ETA ANDROMEDAE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PINK SHIRT was beaten by ROBERT GERMAN in a action packed 1 minute bout.
GORDONS was overpowered by BUGG-SHASH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CHICKEN A LA KING vanquished STYGIAN HAG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACKGUARD vanquished MAMMA MIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BICYCLE RACE was vanquished by KERN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LONE WOLF overpowered BABY BAB in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HIP WADERS was viciously subdued by JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 7 minute gory match.
SPURT was demolished by KID KOALA in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
ELMORE JAMES narrowly defeated DELTA PICTORIS in a popular 5 minute bloody fray.
SUICIDE KING vanquished WILLIE BROWN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
UNZASTER DIZASTER demolished BLOCK in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
SAVAGE BEATING was savagely defeated by SKILLET LIBEL in a 2 minute conflict.
REBUILD was beaten by STEADY DECLINE in a exciting 5 minute brutal struggle.
ASSISTANT MANAGER bested CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
RUBIN CARTER demolished SEYMORE GUTTS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched battle.
THE PROFESSOR defeated FAITH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
OF ICE AND GIN defeated BLUE PLATE SPECIAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
50 STAR GENERAL handily defeated LUNITARI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
COLOUR COMMENTATOR was defeated by ILL SUBLIMINAL in a exciting 3 minute duel.
ADDICTION handily defeated DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was overpowered by JOCK-IN-THE-BOX in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HAMBURGER TRAIN won victory over CHAZZ in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
RARE BREED overpowered ADEMA in a exciting 7 minute brutal uneven melee.
BUSTED KNUCKLE demolished SNAKE BITE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HELLHOUND overpowered AYI'IG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
R-1 was viciously subdued by XIAHOU DUN in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
BILLY THE KID was savagely defeated by HOFFA in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
ONE TIME! overpowered ODACHI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
CLEAN HANDS narrowly defeated BACKBEREND in a exciting 5 minute brutal conflict.
ST. RIKER was vanquished by THE ROOSTER in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
BREAK OF DAY was viciously subdued by ATHENA in a exciting 2 minute bloody melee.
WAR TOY viciously subdued ACE HARDWARE in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
FAT LIP overpowered JOMMY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NEVERMORE was viciously subdued by WICKED SLICE in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
THE HIEROPHANT was viciously subdued by FOREIGN SHORE in a 5 minute match.
CURDLE was subdued by NICHLAUS in a action packed 1 minute fight.
BURKES CAFE savagely defeated WHUPPIN' IVORY in a action packed 2 minute brutal match.
BLOODBATH & BEYOND devastated TECKLA KING in a exciting 5 minute one-sided bout.
VEIL OF DECEPTION was vanquished by POP KHAN in a 1 minute uneven match.
TRAIN RAIL was handily defeated by MAYOR MEANSWELL in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CUTTER JOHN was viciously subdued by CUT YOUR HAIR in a 1 minute battle.
ROT was beaten by PRIVATE LAPDANCE in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.
BUSY BEE was viciously subdued by FOGGED UP MIRROR in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
METAL BRACE beat SCONE GOLEM in a action packed 1 minute battle.
PART POWER overpowered RAT-CATCHER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
INNOCENT GEOMETRY was vanquished by SPHINX in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
ANOMALY was viciously subdued by RIOT FIGHT in a popular 2 minute bloody bout.
VIDHI was butchered by LEAK in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
HENCHMAN vanquished PATRICK BATEMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
HERETIC demolished RED BARCHETTA in a 1 minute uneven match.
THE FADED LINE defeated BATH in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
RIPKEN overpowered DIRTY CLOTHES in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
ELF COBBLER was demolished by CAMPY DIGIT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
POT SHOT won victory over HERMY in a 2 minute conflict.
TICKET TAKER savagely defeated BASHER FORCE in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
RAINDROPS was beaten by LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
HEDGEHOG was viciously subdued by JAROBI in a action packed 2 minute competition.
DIPSO DOODLE handily defeated LITHIUM in a 1 minute uneven match.
SAUSAGE FINGERS overpowered EGG RAID in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
BURDEN TOFU devastated CHAKA KHAN in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
PINKY RING lost to B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
OVERSTAND vanquished CHURCH OF RISING SUN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DAAVYA overpowered PRIMERIDIAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KATHANA savagely defeated RECOVERY SETBACK in a action packed 2 minute bloody fight.
KLEPTO MAN was handily defeated by VESSEL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ZWEIBACK narrowly defeated HUMAN PRETZEL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal conflict.
MIRROR'S GAZE was viciously subdued by 8 AM CLASS in a action packed 2 minute match.
T-4 STRAIN was devastated by WOOKEY JACK in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
NECROWRETCH savagely defeated CANNED HEAT in a exciting 3 minute bloody bout.
BEDTIME slaughtered ED in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
I MOTHER EARTH demolished PHIFE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched competition.
HOWLIN' BANDIT won victory over -10 ATTACK in a exciting 2 minute melee.
STRATOS was beaten by HOFFA in a 2 minute bout.
TAIPEI luckily beat SNOZZLE in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
POKEY, MON! was demolished by SHIFTED in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
GRAVITY was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched battle.
SIX-GUN TAROT savagely defeated MALICE in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS was unbelievably bested by WEST WOOD in a 1 minute bout.
FREEBOOTER overpowered CANDYMAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
REPETITIVE handily defeated CANCHA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
SHO'NUFF was savagely defeated by DELTA CORVI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
DUSTIN HERMANSON was overpowered by HIRE WATHA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PSUNAMI FORCE handily defeated B&G BOUNCER in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      59         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  13 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     33         STRIKING ATTACK  146 - 132 -  2      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         WALL OF STEEL     91 -  84 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         LUNGING ATTACK   161 - 154 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  25         SLASHING ATTACK   51 -  49 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  30 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         PARRY-LUNGE       48 -  50 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW       276 - 303 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         BASHING ATTACK   102 - 112 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         TOTAL PARRY      163 - 188 -  1      46  |

Turn 740 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 17         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK    14 - 11     TOTAL PARRY       14 - 19         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     11 -  9     AIMED BLOW        25 - 34         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 46-4253       101  58  0  338 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
BASHING ATTACK   YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387       72  29  3  346 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
AIMED BLOW       GWAR 2-6074                37  52  1  257 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAMBA 97-6138              40  29  4  252 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)
WALL OF STEEL    JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380       81  35  3  247 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
STRIKING ATTACK  HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621  36  34  6  240 CRITICALS (1635)
TOTAL PARRY      CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311    67  53 13  238 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 47-7758           68  45  2  201 BASH BROS PARK (1867)
PARRY-LUNGE      PICAROON 28-5202           43  26  1  191 SEA DOGS (1864)
PARRY-STRIKE     CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82--8775  26  20  0  175 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
STEADY DECLINE 84--17861.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROT 65-7407, 
PICAROON 28-5202, DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173, BACKBEREND 43-5087, HIP WADERS 82--8894, 
SOULTAKER 82-16461, GWAR 2-6074, JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583, CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311, and 
COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951.

The least popular fighter this week was TECKLA KING 35-786.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133, CANDYMAN 22-7177, POKEY, MON! 
29-6158, KLEPTO MAN 73-6569, PRIMERIDIAN 84--20653, CHAKA KHAN 73-5760, LITHIUM 
72-8234, RED BARCHETTA 98-415, RAT-CATCHER 5-5714, and VEIL OF DECEPTION 82--8839.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  3 0  ILLIS(59)            1  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  MORYA(28)            3  5 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  3 0  MURSKA(35)           3  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       6  2 1  
ZUKAL(9)             1  3 0  JHANS(36)            2  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  4 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        4  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          3  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          6 10 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      17  8 1  
TALCAMA(18)          3  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         4  0 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     2  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  4 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           3  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          3  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916              72 101  2  216  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 37  52  1  257  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763          25  27  0   76  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 KID KOALA 4-5694            33  35  1  203  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387        72  29  3  346  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 CHATMON 6-6992              50  45  3  221  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     67  53 13  238  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609         68  60  3  191  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387        43  41  0  174  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         61  67  1  199  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 50  50  0  215  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   71  44  0  199  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677         33  41  0  144  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 DRES 18-10562               45  28  1  231  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               56  57  1  187  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65            20  13  2   86  I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028)     SEAM
 VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180  42  59  0  162  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 CHUCKY 22-7121              41  36  1  213  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196         45  39  4  204  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 JONAS 25-5938               33  36  1  177  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      27  15  1  180  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PRIVATEER 28-5247           51  33  0  242  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158         21  19  0   58  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 THE HITMAN 30-4550          26  11  0  230  WRESTLMANIACS (1473)       IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            64  98  1  199  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638      27  18  0  185  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104        36  42  1  200  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                46  41  1  221  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521       35  21  1  215  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          58  61  1  188  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 BOZO 42-4016                67  88  0  190  CLOWNING AROUND (1720)     RODEKI
 UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011   27  20  1  200  COLLEGE RADIO (2045)       VEASTIAN
 FEZZIK 45-814               40  38  1  163  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253        101  58  0  338  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            68  45  2  201  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436       26  16  0  210  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111   16   7  1   45  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
 FAT LIP 52-3791             27  36  1  148  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       54  40  1  200  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546       42  37  0  215  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 BILLY THE KID 59-2969       26  22  2  126  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218          26  11  0   97  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        62  37  0  226  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          44  48  2  197  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 ROT 65-7407                 21  15  0   71  THAT SMELL (2033)          DAL SHANG
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370     29  10  1  160  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784          27  31  0  169  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          27  19  1  208  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621   36  34  6  240  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 POT SHOT 78-3230            28  23  0   82  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 SPHINX 81-2755              18  23  2   73  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091          35  71  0  211  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 PERPETUAL 84-14073          24   8  0  305  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 NICHLAUS 85-7665            21  25  3  138  FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835)   JASPER GULCH
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424        9   7  5   54  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 SPURT 96-5750               24  22  4  179  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 TAMBA 97-6138               40  29  4  252  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105     41  39  5  237  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          41  47  4  198  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from 
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                   STOMP THIS! (82-22961) of ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)
                     SURGEON WARPATH (84-14457) of 060310U (2539)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                        TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE

     As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance.  This 
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!

     Team Maintenance:  This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every 
     turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will 
     fight the turn they arrive.  In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have 
     multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.  
     (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had 
     their initial strategy input.)  

     Character Maintenance:  This will cause only that warrior to fight every 
     turn.  If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on 
     Character Maintenance.

     In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if 
you wish.  The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each 
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
     Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not 
carry through from turn to turn.  These sections are only used on the turn they are 
entered.  In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a 
strategy sheet each time. 
     One other thing to remember about maintenance:  Maintenance is not something 
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys).  In order to add or remove 
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service.  If you 
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.  
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads.  Please, please, please put it on a 
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top.  If you don't, 
well, you can imagine.
     Thanks for your time.  Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes

                  TURF WAR XI EXTRAVAGANZA(TWIXIE)RULES (Rev 6-3-18)

                           (Estimated start T398, OCT 2018)

               Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, thrown-together alliances, or 
temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each 
alliance must:

    1.  Announce as Captain of an alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. (List 
        teams and managers in the three-team alliance. (Also designate alliance name.)
    2.  Announce in the newsletter which Captain/alliance your team is joining.
    3.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:

    1.  Announcing, in the North Fork newsletter, those who are a part of their 
        alliance. Both Manager announcement and Captain announcement/confirmation are 
        required.
    2.  Distribution of certs should your alliance win the Turf War.
    3.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains may, 
        if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)

Participating managers who are not Captains must:

    1.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already 
        submitted by Captain.) Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the 
        winning pool of prizes.)
    2.  Announce an intent to compete with their manager name, team name, and alliance 
        they will join in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter
    3.  Announcement made on the D2 Forums or Chatzy will not be accepted.

No alliance scores will be tabulated until two RSI Gift Certificates are received, and 
participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North Fork 
newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS.             

All entry certs should be sent to Oz or The Consortium via RSI.

Only one (1) team per player/manager may compete in the Turf Wars, and only one team 
per player/manager may compete in North Fork DM47 during the Turf War.  No arena 
multiple teams or aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate 
manager disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be 
sure to take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any 
other team warriors). NOTE: Since alliances require three teams, this would mean the 
remaining alliance/alliance members cannot score in the TW.

Any Turf War team must show/be posted/listed in the DM47 Newsletter just prior to 
their actual scoring/participation. (E.g. New teams, transfers, current teams must 
show up in the newsletter prior to the beginning of participation, allowing opponent 
knowledge and challenging/avoiding.) Manager/teams may not participate/score in the 
Turf War the same turn they are first posted in the newsletter. (So get your team in 
the newsletter early.)Clarifying: All teams MUST show up in the NL just prior to the 
first TW turn to be allowed to score in the first TW round. Teams do not have to run 
that turn prior to TW-T1, but will have had to run shortly before to allow their 
warriors to be visible in the newsletter just prior to TW-T1.

Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not properly declare or 
get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other 
words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the Turf War, and you 
have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions 
must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, confirmation, and Gift Certificate 
received.

No declarations or confirmations will be accepted after Turn 3 of the Turf War.

For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and settle any and all 
disputes as they arise.  Their decisions will be final. (Note: the intent is to have a 
very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are required from the 
moderators.)

No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death or death 
in a tournament or graduation. There must be a maximum of five only on a team at any 
point and time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.) 

SCORING will be as follows:

*  Only top two base score teams score/count per round per alliance.
*  Top one base score team per alliance scores twice (double).
*  Lowest team base score per alliance gets a ?pass? and does not score.
*  Team is disqualified for round scoring if fighting less than 5 fights. 
   (Exception:The turn after a Mailer or FTF where a death occurred to a TW 
   team/manager, the manager may fight only four and be scored. If multiple deaths, 
   then multiple ?non fight? exemptions occur for that turn after the tournament.)
*  If a team is disqualified from scoring, the remaining top one base score team 
   scores double and the lowest team gets a ?pass? and does not score.
*  If two disqualified teams occur, the third team cannot score double and only scores 
   single.

BASE SCORING =    W = +2       L = -1      K = +1       Death = 0  

Those scores are the same for match ups, up or down challenges, NPC matches, 
or Dark Arena fights. With these exceptions:

--- Each warrior is limited to two DA matches during the TW. A 3rd and subsequent DA 
    fight during the TW shall be scored at -5 points (win or lose.)
--- Alliance Match Up scored = 0 for each warrior. Kill point disallowed.
--- Intra Alliance Challenge scored = -1 for each warrior; no kill points may score.  
    (It is not the spirit of competition to challenge fellow members of the same 
    alliance. Hence, challenges as such will be scored as losses for both warriors 
    with no kill points awarded.)

First 6 rounds scores 1x.
End of round 6, top alliance adds 6 points. 2nd adds 4, 3rd adds 2, 4th adds 1.
Rounds 7 thru 9 scores 2x.
Final round 10 scores 3x.

Tournament Considerations:

    1.  Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of 
        recognition for North Fork.
    2.  It is an opportunity to gain skills and preferred challenging within the Turf 
        War.

Special Considerations:

    1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
    2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If you 
        begin the Turf War with Alliance X, you must end the Turf War with Alliance X.  
        If you begin the Turf War with Team X, you must end the Turf War with Team X.
    3.  There will be a maximum of three (3) teams/managers allowed per alliance for 
        the Turf War VII. The minimum is three (3).
    4.  The Dark Arena may be used without penalty.(Limit twice per warrior.)
    5.  If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the arena is 
        aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by the 
        gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be 
        asked to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.

Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a near "winner takes all" contest. It is the 
responsibility of the Captain of the winning alliance to distribute Gift Certificates.  
Moderators will submit a list of each manager winner to RSI at the completion of the 
contest for the non-Certificate and RSI awarded prizes, to then be claimed by the 
manager from RSI Customer Service within 6 months.

    *  Winning alliance gets 90% of the pooled certs.
    *  Individual Team with most wins in 10 rounds gets 10% of the pooled certs.
    *  RSI awards: (all must be applied to DM47 warriors, cannot create out-of-bounds 
       warrior, and one max prize applied to any warrior ? all within 6 months)(one 
       max prize means that if you win two prizes they cannot be applied to the same 
       warrior.)
    *  Winning alliance captain may choose two (each manager/team receives same prize 
       as chosen by captain):
       - Limited Damage Bump (bump one level damage) (warrior must have fought in the 
         TW)
       - Stat replace (remove 2 SZ, replace 2 to any other stat) (warrior must have 
         fought in the TW)
       - Choice Replacement (Receive 5 replacements, choose 1, delete 4)
       - Replacement stat swap (Replace/flip any 2 stats on one replacement)
    *  2nd place alliance captain may choose one (each manager/team receives same 
       prize as chosen by captain)
       - Favorite weapon (warrior must have fought in the TW)
       - Favorite rhythm (warrior must have participated in TW)
       - Free stat raise
    *  Participation Award to all teams/managers who fight 46 min fights (of 50):  
       2 skills (to one warrior)

These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderators within two weeks of round ten for 
individual claiming from RSI within 4 turns of the end of TWX. The certs will be 
mailed to the winning alliance by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the 
TW.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz, Master Darque, and Assur. (The TWX 
Triumvirate) They will arbitrate all dealings during the course of the contest.  Their 
decisions will be final.  All questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be 
directed to Land of Oz or Darque Forces or Bash Bros Park via diplo in DM 47.  
Managers with internet access may send a private message to [The Consortium] or 
[Darque] or [Assur] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email questions, 
comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com or wfms101@aol.com or or 
mikey.alexander@hisstrengthandwork.com

Addendum: 
Examples of scoring for clarification.
Code = win-loss-kill-death   (W = +2  L = -1  K = +1  Death = 0) 

Example #1:
Team A goes 2-3-0-0 (points = +4-3+0-0 = +1)
Team B goes 3-2-1-0 (points = +6-2+1-0 = +5)
Team C goes 2-3-2-0 (points = +4-3+2-0 = +3)
Team B top score, scores twice 2x+5 (+10)
Team A lowest score, does not score and gets a pass.
Team C, then, scores normal at (+3)
Alliance Score = 10 + 3 = +13

Example #2:
Team A goes 4-0-1-0 (points = +8-0+1-0 = +9)
Team B goes 3-2-0-0 (points = +6-2+0-0 = +4)
Team C goes 2-3-0-0 (points = +4-3+0-0 = +1)
Team A is disqualified from scoring having not fought five fights.
If a team is disqualified, then the top remaining team scores double while the lowest 
remaining score gets a ?pass?.
Team B top remaining score, scores twice = 2 x +4 (+8)
Team C lowest score, does not score and gets a pass.
Alliance Score = 8

Example #3
Team A goes 4-1-1-0 (points +8-1+1+0 = +8) 
However, Team A fought the DA for the 3rd time = -5.
Team A adjusted to (+8-1=1=0-5 = +3)
Team B goes 1-4+0-0 (points +2-4+0-0 = -2)
Team C goes 1-4+1-0 (points +2-4+1-0 = -1)
Team A top score, scores twice 2x+3 (+6)
Team B lowest score, does not score and gets a pass.
Team C, then, scores normal at (-1)
Alliance score = +6-1 = +5

Example #4
Team A goes 1-4-0-0 (points = +2-4+0-0 = -2)
Team B goes 1-4-0-0 (points = +2-4+0-0 = -2)
Team C goes 0-5-0-0 (points = +0-5+0-0 = -5)
Team A or B is top score and scores twice 2x-2 = -4
Team C lowest score, does not score and gets a pass.
Team B, then, scores normal at (-2)
Alliance score = -4-2 = -6

Example #5
Team A goes 3-2-0 with a winning match-up with Team B alliance mate.
Team B goes 2-3-1-0 with a winning and killing challenge to Team C alliance mate.
Team B also lost the alliance match-up with Team A.
Team C goes 1-4-0-1 having been killed in a challenge from alliance mate Team B
Team A points normally = +6-2+0-0 = +4, but one win was an alliance match-up which 
scores as 0, hence score = +4-2+0-0 = +2
Team B points normally = +4-3+1-0 = +2, but one loss was an alliance match up which 
counts as 0, and one winning kill was an intra alliance challenge which the win counts 
as -1 and the kill is negated. Hence Team B score = +1-2+0-0 = -1
Team C points normally = +2-4+0-0 = -2; with one loss and kill coming from an intra 
alliance challenge, but the IAC (intra alliance challenge) scores (-1)the same as a 
loss and there are no points scored for being killed, the +2-4+0-0 = (-2) stands.
Team A top score, scores twice 2x+2 (+4)
Team C lowest score, does not score and gets a pass.
Team B, then, scores normal at (-1)
Alliance score = +4-1 = +3

Remember: (W = +2  L = -1  K = +1  Death = 0) 
It only gets complicated with intra alliance match-ups (IAMs) and intra alliance 
challenges. (IACs)