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Date : 07/11/2018 Duedate: 07/24/2018
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 742
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984 116 76 2 60.4 BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906
FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835 BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/2036
2 CORVUS 3/1986 2073 1628 15 56.0 6 WHY 2? 99/1974 427 385 3 52.6
DRACO 56/1858 CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871
AQUILA 62/1908 FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
PICTOR 26/1938 THE MENTORS 12 7/1993
CEPHEUS 61/1820 MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859
SEA DOGS 22/1863 THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
SEA DOGS 28/1864 7 FIST 26/1889 4352 4230 44 50.7
ANDROMEDA 99/1998 QUEEN 9/1629
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 TRIBE 24/1648
DUNGEON CELL 10/1861 N.W.A. 84/1945
DUNGEON CELL 46/1840 REVIEW 84/1958
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 BALLERS 84/1957
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991 CRITICALS 75/1635
SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019 HURRICANE 84/1951
3 RED SCARE 22/1960 942 761 3 55.3 JOHN BROWN 7/1843
TEAM FLOYD 38/690 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
COLLEGE RADIO 43/2045 STANKONIA 84/2041
EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953 BOOK BINGE 84/2040
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 SOME OLD B 84/1962
ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015 STILLMATIC 36/1652
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 THAT SMELL 65/2033
ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
THE MOTHERSHIP AG 84/2046 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/2047 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007 CROOKED RAIN 84/2039
4 SCOTCH 71/1705 1520 1280 19 54.3 LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
AVID FANS 45/569 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
OPEN SESAME 50/824 9TH TOMBSTONE 51/2048
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 DRUNK DRAWING 84/1933
SUE'S BOYS 72/2050 FINGER LICKIN 84/2018
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
WS ARMS '05 71/1968 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
MONGOL HORDE 73/1975 TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
RUSSIAN BIRDS 72/1931 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 BLOOD GANG 717F 98/2044
5 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 261 225 5 53.7 GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008
BASH BROS GAS 72/2034 I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
BASH BROS NEWS 72/1942 TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
BASH BROS PARK 47/1867 WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
BB SIDE MIRROR 72/2035 BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/2043
CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693
NEXT GENERATION 18/1896 HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 85/2042
BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004 PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890
BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/2001 8-GET 56/1814 112 122 2 47.9
BALTO 6/1793 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897
ERRATA 32/1805 11 BAD BEATS 47/1971 296 346 2 46.1
ERRATA 81/1823 YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
MARKS PARTY 15/2020 ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
THROWIN SHADE 99/1895 YUPPIE HORDE 31/2022
TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
9 HAS-BEENS 82/1999 561 634 4 46.9 12 MONSTER MAN 81/1582 261 305 5 46.1
YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500 13 ORDER 14/1754 366 429 3 46.0
SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698 ORDER 36/1780
U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970 OTTOBAHN 31/2030
U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687 SEINFELD 19/1741
SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904 BAD BREAD 33/1041
10 GWAR 82/1731 634 732 10 46.4 OTTODROME 13 84/1950
D.R.I. 21/1471 STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
BIG TEN 3 82/1747 14 IN BLOOM 85/2009 24 29 1 45.3
DEADLY RAGE 72/708 DOLI CAPAX 43/2032
IN SHINOLA 82/1833 SPROUT OF IT 9/2026
FEAR FACTORY 61/666 HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005
WHO DA MAN? 73/1992 PRAY THE GODS 81/2038
FEAR FACTORY 82/1729 ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1848
DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985 KINDRED SPIRIT 85/2049
GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955 PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012
MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/2028
ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948 CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/2029
FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988 15 REDHORSE 56/1325 346 504 3 40.7
FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964 16 AVENGERS 31/1321 255 375 0 40.5
FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730 HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
ON MY BOOKSHELF 72/2037 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 621 1031 11 37.6
DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822 18 BIG IDEA 47/1866 3 6 0 33.3
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
Mission to the Twisted Lands
Episode 10
They reached Dustward Harbor at midday, on the ninth day after setting out from the
Isle of the Eye. In the distance, they could see a group of people walking onto the
dock. Kot, who had been leading his mule around the deck, came over and said,
"That'll be the town elders. They come to greet boats, especially ones that aren't
expected. You need to show them that you're peaceful."
The ancient spirit frowned, gazing across the water. "I can begin healing this land,
but it will take a long time. I should have come sooner."
Vlada stepped toward the rail at the edge of the deck, raised her right arm and waved,
trying to look peaceful. The others joined in. Kinthel said, "I hope they'll take
care of Plesti for us while we close the Gate." Plesti was her name for the winged
black and white horse. In the Rocani tongue, the name meant "happy surprise." Plesti
had proved to be so wild and distrustful of humans that Vlada did not think the name
was going to be appropriate at all.
As the Flying Pig glided closer to the dock (helped along by crewmen posted along the
sides, pulling long oars), the three gladiators, Orv, and Kot led their mounts over
near the place where the gangplank would be let down. They were joined by the woman
with the eyepatch and the mohawk hairstyle. She said, "I don't suppose you guys are
meeting Keel Woodhaven here?"
"In a way," Fealost told her. "We're here to rescue him. He came here to close a
Chaos Gate, but it didn't go well. We think he's still guarding it, keeping the
monsters out of our world."
"Oh... if he needs help, then I'll come along."
Fealost looked around at the others. "That'd be okay, wouldn't it?" He told the
woman, "But it's likely to be really dangerous."
"You might be helpful," Vlada said. The others nodded. "Thanks," Kinthel murmured.
The woman said, "I'm Linda. I'll get my stuff and come with you." She walked away to
the crew quarters.
Disembarking soon after, they were met by the Dustward Elders. Kot introduced them to
the elders. Rock Darn, who ran the inn, was a solid-looking older man with a neatly
trimmed gray beard and moustache. Tush Darn, who kept the livery stable, was similar
looking but going bald. Jock Eich, who had several extra fingers and a whose eyes
appeared somewhat slanted like a person of southern Lirith Kai, was the claim
recorder. Too Kule the caravan agent was tall and skinny with prominent teeth. Flem
Hawk the dockmaster had three eyes, all of them brown. The three gladiators glanced at
each other during the introductions. Vlada thought, Town council or Ministry of Funny
Names? She felt as though they were being tested, and if they laughed, they would
fail.
Rock Darn said, "Isn't this a dangerous mission? Why have you brought a child?" He
waved his hand at Orv.
"That's not a child," Vlada said. "That's our mage. Who is very old, actually. I
think."
"You should grow a beard then," Rock told Orv, who simply smiled.
Vlada winced, hoping Orv wouldn't decide that the innkeeper was shallow and needed to
be cursed to help him grow up.
They stopped at the inn for lunch. As they ate something that tasted like chicken and
was called eggbeast, Kinthel said, "On the Trier we were attacked by winged horses,
and we captured one. It's very wild. I hope we can leave it here while we go to deal
with the Gate."
"So long as you pay for the hay and oats," said Tush Darn.
"Well, that's a problem. Plesti is a meat eater. Can I pay for him to be supplied
with... um... eggbeast?"
"Is this animal dangerous to humans?" asked the stable owner.
"Oh yes! Not so much if he's not hungry, though. Will you take care of him, if I pay
extra?"
"I'll try, since you're here to help Mr. Woodhaven. He's already done a lot for
Dustward. There have been no more disappearances since he came." He lifted his mug
of beer and looked at everyone around the table. "Here's to Keel Woodhaven! Shake it
all about!"
"Shake it all about!" the elders repeated, lifting their mugs and then drinking. The
visitors from the Isle did the same.
The afternoon was spent getting Plesti to the livery stable. It took a lot of people
and a lot of ropes, and his big stall had to be reinforced with wood, which had to be
imported because nothing would grow in the soil here. Kinthel didn't have enough cash
to pay for it, so all the travelers chipped in, with the understanding she would repay
them when they got back to the Isle.
Vlada found a moment to speak privately with the Rocani gladiator on the road outside
the inn. "Why not just let Plesti go? He's a real pain to take care of, and he
doesn't like you. Or any of us. He'll be happier on his own, won't he?"
"But he's a winged horse!"
"He's a predator. Not a horse. His mind is entirely different from that of a horse."
The other woman shook her head emphatically. "No, no, winged horse. Very special!
He'll be my friend. One day we'll be glad to have him."
Vlada sighed. Horse lovers were a little crazy, she decided.
After dinner, as she sat in the common room carefully drawing a whetstone over the
blade of her sword, Fealost came and sat down beside her. She glanced up at him. He
was freshly bathed, wearing clean clothes, and really was very good looking. "Hi,
Fealost."
"Hi Vlada. So I guess we'll see some action tomorrow. Are you nervous?"
Vlada shrugged. "I don't know, maybe a little. But we've already fought things I
never thought I'd fight."
"Winged horses, yeah. I've fought trolls before. Well... one troll. In the
Syrinwald swamp, you know. Near Mordant."
"By yourself?"
"No, with another smuggler. It was tough though. The way they keep healing."
She smiled. "So, are you nervous?"
"Yes. I asked Kot for a good description of the things from the Gate. He said
they're about eight feet tall. They walk on three legs, but one leg is actually a
head, or maybe an arm... it's hard to picture. They wear saddlebags, and they use
weapons. Corkscrew wand things that shoot red light."
"They're mages? Oh, that's bad."
"Yeah. I hope Orv is really good at what he does. What she does. What it does, I
mean."
Vlada nodded. "I just don't know what to think about Orv. Kinda wish we'd gotten
Raigavor the Unholy instead..." She glanced around, relieved to see that Orv wasn't
nearby.
Fealost nodded. "Sometimes I feel like, if I'm not politically correct, I'm going to
be, you know, judged and punished. And I'm NOT politically correct. I stare at
women, sometimes I drink too much, and I belch a lot."
Vlada giggled. "Those things aren't so bad. I'm worse. I stare at men, yeah, but I
also... um... play with their heads. A little bit."
"I don't mind that," he said, and then blushed.
"Well... I'm not always nice about it, but I will be when Orv is around."
"Same here," he said, smiling. "It's like traveling with my grandmother. Best
behavior, and all."
She laughed a little. "Kinda! Um, you know... I'm part werecat. Maybe that's why I,
you know, toy with guys."
"You are? Can you change shape?"
"Not really." She held out a hand, concentrated, and her fingernails extended half an
inch longer. "They're not claws, just nails, so it's not very useful. Kot has claws,
did you notice? And pointy teeth. He's probably part werecat, too."
"I think he's a mutant, like the man with all the fingers and the three-eyed guy."
"What's with that stuff? Is it because of the Chaos Gate?"
"No, I heard there was a wizard war in this region a couple of centuries ago.
Leftover magic has caused a lot of mutations, and made it so nothing can grow here. I
really don't know why anyone wants to live here."
"Maybe even the ones who look normal, feel like outcasts, and that's why they stay."
"If so, that's sad. Orv said he... it... might be able to heal this land. I hope
so."
Vlada snorted. "If so, it'll be the same method in the swamp near Delarq Tor. Same
type of magic, right? I hope Orv doesn't expect us to drink and pee again."
Fealost nodded. "That was real embarrassing. Vlada, I've been thinking about the
things Orv talked me into, back in Bonsur. I was pretty vain and silly, wasn't I?"
Vlada shrugged. "I guess everyone is, sometimes. But it worked. If Queen Gemra
couldn't have talked to you, maybe we couldn't have gotten her attention. And Orv
wouldn't have gotten that emerald that he uses." She really had thought Fealost was
vain and foolish, but now she kind of liked him. Not that he was super intelligent,
but he was nice, and fairly modest.
He sighed. "Well. I think it's bedtime."
They parted company, heading for their rooms. This time they'd rented two rooms. Kot
had gone home to spend the night with his family, so Orv and Fealost shared a room.
Vlada, Kinthel, and Linda were in a barracks-like room with three beds made up. Vlada
was the last one to bed. She lay awake for a little while, worrying about giant
three-legged chicken wizards.
Some time during the night, she noticed a light through the curtain. She got up and
padded over to the window, looking out on a hillside. Orv was out there, slowly
walking up the hill, shedding green sparks from its hands. Orv itself glowed faintly
greenish. As the light sank into the barren, rocky soil a cool breeze sprang up,
lifting Vlada's hair with a scent of growing plants. Maybe, she thought, Orv really
will be useful on this mission.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings!
Out of 116 fights today, there were 9 challenges and 2 deaths.
CHAZZ (2-6132) (39-24-1,118) of MENTOR DEMENTOR fought HENCHMAN (46-4560) (20-7-0,100)
of DUNGEON CELL. CHAZZ slaughtered HENCHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POKEY, MON! (29-6158) (21-20-0,48) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged CHAKA KHAN (73-5760)
(15-8-1,50) of MONGOL HORDE. POKEY, MON! butchered CHAKA KHAN in a 1 minute bloody
one-sided Challenge duel. This was the second death today, and it seems quite
unfortunate.
BABY BAB (21-8106) (32-37-0,163) of CRACKED REAR VIEW challenged SEYMORE GUTTS (97-
6431) (21-15-3,168) of U PAY I SLAY 5. BABY BAB slimly lost to SEYMORE GUTTS in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
BACKBEREND (43-5087) (26-17-3,145) of DOLI CAPAX challenged CAMPY DIGIT (38-5252) (21-
10-1,146) of TMM KNOCKOFFS. BACKBEREND was viciously subdued by CAMPY DIGIT in a 3
minute Challenge battle. Campy Digit was challenged more than anyone else this turn.
MAYOR MEANSWELL (9-5874) (24-15-0,113) of SPROUT OF IT challenged ADEMA (61-3093) (43-
55-0,121) of FEAR FACTORY. MAYOR MEANSWELL savagely defeated ADEMA in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute Challenge duel.
ANGEL HAIR (84-54540) (16-11-1,50) of PASTA LA VISTA challenged HOWLIN' BANDIT (95-
424) (9-8-5,53) of ARCANE MASHUPS '17. ANGEL HAIR overpowered HOWLIN' BANDIT in a 2
minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
PAPPY VAN WINKLE (85-4901) (17-5-2,88) of KINDRED SPIRIT challenged SAUSAGE FINGERS
(84-31771) (22-11-1,92) of THE MOTHERSHIP CA. PAPPY VAN WINKLE overpowered SAUSAGE
FINGERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KATHANA (35-3553) (16-9-2,60) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS (72-8154)
(18-4-1,44) of BASH BROS OLYMPICS. KATHANA was handily defeated by ANNOYING
ANNOUNCERS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
DAAVYA (35-4751) (19-12-1,83) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged 8 AM CLASS (72-6621) (38-34-
0,90) of BASH BROS COLLEGE. DAAVYA vanquished 8 AM CLASS in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided Challenge duel.
CUTTER JOHN (85-4984) (16-11-0,77) of IN BLOOM challenged SIX-GUN TAROT (72-8680) (15-
10-0,75) of ON MY BOOKSHELF. CUTTER JOHN overpowered SIX-GUN TAROT in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight.
KURT COBAIN (46-4253) (102-58-0,352) of THE 27 CLUB fought EXECUTIONER (5-5505) (40-
33-1,217) of DUNGEON CELL. KURT COBAIN was overpowered by EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute
one-sided Title fight. And so, we have a new Captain of the Guard this turn and a new
top Striker.
Yonder Orphan is our most highly recognized Basher. YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (72-29-
3,346) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW fought SOULTAKER (82-16461) (22-13-2,189) of HAS-BEENS.
YONDER ORPHAN overpowered SOULTAKER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
PERPETUAL (84-14073) (25-8-0,316) of OTTODROME 13 fought TAMBA (97-6138) (41-29-4,263)
of CHIEFS 16.1. PERPETUAL was viciously subdued by TAMBA in an exciting 6 minute
brutal contest. Tamba is our top Lunger.
GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (63-37-0,244) of CEPHEUS fought RUBIN CARTER (84-33714) (38-28-
1,198) of HURRICANE. GAMMA CEPHEI vanquished RUBIN CARTER in a popular 1 minute one-
sided bout. Mr. Cephei is our most highly ranked Aimed Blow.
Janis Joblin is the top Wall of Steel. JANIS JOBLIN (46-4380) (82-35-3,252) of THE 27
CLUB fought FEALOST (1-3916) (73-101-2,224) of MOSSRUNNERS. JANIS JOBLIN narrowly
defeated FEALOST in a 2 minute competition.
Our most highly rated Total Parry is The Gnome, while Picaroon is top Parry-Lunge.
THE GNOME (84-26786) (58-32-0,211) of PIPER AT THE GATES fought PICAROON (28-5202)
(43-27-1,197) of SEA DOGS. THE GNOME viciously subdued PICAROON in a crowd pleasing 6
minute gory brawl.
UNZASTER DIZASTER (43-1011) (28-20-1,212) of COLLEGE RADIO fought NAAN COMBATANT (33-
8638) (27-19-0,184) of BAD BREAD. UNZASTER DIZASTER devastated NAAN COMBATANT in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel. Mr. Dizaster continues to be our top Parry-Riposte.
DRES (18-10562) (45-29-1,194) of HIP HOP HEROES fought BEA HEADER (99-4683) (41-48-
4,196) of U PAY/I SLAY 2. DRES demolished BEA HEADER in an exciting 1 minute brutal
one-sided fight. Dres has supplanted former Captain of the Guard Kurt Cobain as top
Slasher.
The last stylemaster is Chainsaw Juggler, the Parry-Strike. CHUCKY (22-7121) (41-37-
1,198) of THE MENTORS GORE fought CHAINSAW JUGGLER (82-56761) (26-21-0,173) of
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS. CHUCKY narrowly defeated CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a 2 minute match.
And whom, you may ask, is our overall popularity leader? As usual, it is Job. ERIK
(56-3399) (96-111-1,213) of MEN OF STEEL fought JOB (18-6129) (77-193-0,195) of
SHEPHERDS. ERIK slimly lost to JOB in an action packed 3 minute gory fight.
This turn's least popular fighter, according to a vote of the spectators, is Ill
Subliminal. ICE WIND (47-7758) (69-45-2,203) of BASH BROS PARK fought ILL SUBLIMINAL
(24-5084) (70-53-1,171) of TRIBE. ICE WIND viciously subdued ILL SUBLIMINAL in a
crowd pleasing 17 minute brutal match. Was this our longest fight? I'm not sure.
There were no avoids posted this turn. Hmm.
And that's all the news I've got. Fare well, then for two weeks.
Sylvia Horn
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 41 33 1 249 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 73 29 3 359 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
TAMBA 97-6138 42 29 4 280 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 64 37 0 259 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 83 35 3 258 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521 37 21 1 239 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
JEX 14-4848 52 50 0 227 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
THE GNOME 84-26786 59 32 0 226 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890) BLACKSTONE
SAINT ANNIE 84-41396 37 26 3 226 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 68 90 1 225 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 49 18 3 225 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011 29 20 1 223 COLLEGE RADIO (2045) VEASTIAN
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 63 88 0 219 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
DOBBIE 84-30850 78 73 2 217 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
SECOND MATE 22-7157 43 38 1 217 SEA DOGS (1863) SOLVEN
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 37 43 1 217 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
AIR RAID 84-32877 44 42 0 214 I SHALL BE FREE (1842) BLACKSTONE
ICE WIND 47-7758 70 45 2 213 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
GORDONS 28-5337 52 36 0 213 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
-WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 46 39 4 212 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPIRALS 75-3613 76 21 2 210 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
FEALOST 1-3916 73 102 2 208 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COSMO 19-4498 58 57 1 208 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
KERN 36-7601 46 43 1 206 ORDER (1780) JHANS
DRES 18-10562 46 29 1 206 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 45 49 2 206 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
BOZO 42-4016 68 89 0 205 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
SPURT 96-5750 25 23 4 205 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
JOB 18-6129 78 193 0 204 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 42 40 5 204 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 89 87 0 203 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DON KING 47-5374 69 56 3 203 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 46 37 0 203 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
PICAROON 28-5202 43 28 1 203 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 40 62 0 202 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
PINK SHIRT 28-5336 33 25 0 202 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
RARE BREED 28-5350 69 37 0 201 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
CHUCKY 22-7121 42 37 1 201 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 28 16 1 201 FIST (1889) CALEAM
PERPETUAL 84-14073 25 9 0 201 OTTODROME 13 (1950) BLACKSTONE
KID KOALA 4-5694 34 36 1 200 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
JONAS 25-5938 35 36 1 199 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 26 17 0 199 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 68 74 0 198 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 54 41 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 37 35 6 198 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE ROOSTER 22-7254 21 4 1 198 RED SCARE (1960) SOLVEN
DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892 54 24 0 197 WAY OF THINKING (1874) BLACKSTONE
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 28 20 1 197 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 16 19 4 197 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE
RUBIN CARTER 84-33714 38 29 1 196 HURRICANE (1951) BLACKSTONE
DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173 37 39 0 196 PICTOR (1938) CALEAM
STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403 27 8 0 195 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
HIP WADERS 82-56642 35 59 2 194 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
THE HITMAN 30-4550 27 12 0 194 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
ERIK 56-3399 96 112 1 193 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
SOULTAKER 82-16461 22 14 2 193 HAS-BEENS (1999) DWES EG
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 102 59 0 192 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 47 59 0 192 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
-BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 68 60 3 191 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
LONE WOLF 31-162 65 99 1 191 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 27 22 2 191 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CHATMON 6-6992 51 46 3 190 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 44 42 0 190 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
BEA HEADER 99-4683 41 49 4 189 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 35 41 0 189 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 68 54 13 188 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 44 59 0 188 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 35 73 0 188 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 58 62 1 187 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 56 75 2 187 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
PRIVATEER 28-5247 52 34 0 186 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867 40 24 0 186 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 29 31 0 186 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
REBUILD 36-7697 56 59 0 185 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
-BACK 56-3949 35 30 0 185 GET (1814) ROCANIS
BURKES CAFE 82-6800 25 18 1 185 ORIOLE MADNESS (2015) DWES EG
GWAR 2-6074 37 54 1 184 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 72 45 0 183 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
SOLINARI 82-41826 37 54 2 183 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386 41 17 0 182 EL CAMINO:TRES (1953) BLACKSTONE
IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546 42 39 0 181 DRACO (1858) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 36 52 0 180 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-UPPER DECK 6-6268 35 31 0 180 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
FAT LIP 52-3791 29 36 1 180 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 27 20 0 180 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 70 54 1 178 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
DOLGAN 56-751 61 134 5 178 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
FEZZIK 45-814 41 39 1 177 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761 26 22 0 176 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 51 61 1 175 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811 36 28 1 175 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431 22 15 3 175 U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970) SHADOW GROVE
-50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380 40 32 1 174 LAST THOUGHTS (1892) BLACKSTONE
-MEABEER 56-3899 37 29 0 173 GET (1814) ROCANIS
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 62 56 1 172 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
THE PROFESSOR 84-30925 41 27 1 172 BALLERS (1957) BLACKSTONE
HELLHOUND 6-7152 33 31 0 171 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
MAMMA MIA 14-5144 29 14 2 171 STREEP LEGAL (1977) TOBIR
STEADY DECLINE 84-47675 22 14 2 171 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989) BLACKSTONE
MC REN 84-27222 45 37 0 170 N.W.A. (1945) BLACKSTONE
OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035 32 29 1 170 BOOK BINGE (2040) BLACKSTONE
COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951 21 15 2 169 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 61 69 1 166 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
WILLIE BROWN 6-6944 54 52 0 165 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
BABY BAB 21-8106 32 38 0 164 CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029) SUNSET
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 27 23 2 162 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
CAMPY DIGIT 38-5252 22 10 1 159 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456 31 62 1 158 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
WAR TOY 82-7167 24 5 2 158 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
CHAZZ 2-6132 40 24 2 156 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 35 40 3 156 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
ONE TIME! 47-8396 31 21 0 156 BAD BEATS (1971) NORTH FORK
JOMMY 56-4539 35 58 1 155 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
R-1 18-9490 42 28 1 153 NEXT GENERATION (1896) TALCAMA
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370 29 11 1 151 SCOTCH (1705) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 49 70 1 150 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
-CLOWN 14-4418 31 41 0 148 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795) TOBIR
AYI'IG 73-6302 23 20 1 148 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413 22 9 1 147 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
BLOCK 26-5168 34 36 1 146 FIST (1889) CALEAM
CLEAN HANDS 17-7677 33 43 0 146 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
BACKBEREND 43-5087 26 18 3 144 DOLI CAPAX (2032) VEASTIAN
CURDLE 96-5748 27 21 3 143 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
ST. RIKER 62-4828 40 55 0 142 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
-TECKLA KING 35-786 36 29 1 142 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
NICHLAUS 85-7665 22 26 3 142 FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835) JASPER GULCH
LUNITARI 82-57001 26 16 0 139 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
ODACHI 31-6569 25 39 1 138 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
HOFFA 18-8478 65 207 1 137 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
FAITH 47-8944 36 61 1 136 SERPENTS HOLD II (1904) NORTH FORK
WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333 27 25 0 136 HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006) JASPER GULCH
THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298 40 26 0 135 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
PART POWER 13-5627 48 82 0 134 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 31 15 2 134 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
NECROWRETCH 73-6540 26 13 0 133 FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988) ERINIKA
METAL BRACE 7-6453 50 42 1 130 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238 25 40 1 130 GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008) BLACKSTONE
ATHENA 7-6674 22 9 1 127 THE MENTORS 12 (1993) BONSUR
MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874 25 15 0 125 SPROUT OF IT (2026) ZUKAL
BURDEN TOFU 38-5293 23 20 0 125 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620 36 61 0 124 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
NAZARETH 59-2503 37 18 0 123 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
ACE HARDWARE 47-7492 28 23 0 123 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WICKED SLICE 39-4083 19 34 1 123 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910) XOCHITHLAN
ADDICTION 84-48891 28 20 1 120 REVIEW (1958) BLACKSTONE
TICKET TAKER 45-2522 12 2 1 120 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
ADEMA 61-3093 43 56 0 116 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
GOLDBEAR 47-2724 28 21 0 115 BIG IDEA (1866) NORTH FORK
REPETITIVE 72-7684 22 5 0 112 BASH BROS NEWS (1942) DRAGONHEAD
POP KHAN 73-5757 15 5 1 111 MONGOL HORDE (1975) ERINIKA
CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109 29 22 0 110 CROOKED RAIN (2039) BLACKSTONE
PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656 25 12 2 107 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949 32 31 0 106 DRUNK DRAWING (1933) BLACKSTONE
-MOUSE 15-5221 18 6 0 106 MARKS PARTY (2020) MALCORN
LEAK 72-7886 23 6 3 105 BASH BROS GAS (2034) DRAGONHEAD
NEVERMORE 9-5846 31 46 0 102 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
WOOKEY JACK 85-7008 25 9 1 102 HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 (2042) JASPER GULCH
SCONE GOLEM 7-6563 21 15 0 102 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
-XUR 29-261 23 30 2 101 LIVING DEAD (1956) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RIOT FIGHT 84-49230 33 35 3 100 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
DAAVYA 35-4751 20 12 1 100 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
PAPPY VAN WINKLE 85-4901 18 5 2 100 KINDRED SPIRIT (2049) JASPER GULCH
STRATOS 31-6499 18 6 0 100 OTTOBAHN (2030) CHIMLEVTAL
OVERSTAND 36-7937 41 33 7 99 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
HENCHMAN 46-4560 20 8 0 99 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458 29 25 2 98 STANKONIA (2041) BLACKSTONE
ANOMALY 82-771 27 29 1 97 LEGAL TERMS (1984) DWES EG
CANNED HEAT 6-7219 20 9 1 95 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
VESSEL 98-5481 17 18 4 95 BLOOD GANG 717F (2044) SYVYN'S HILL
JAROBI 24-5158 44 58 3 94 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
FIELDER 8-5276 14 5 1 94 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 32 16 2 93 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
-RACOON 99-6151 12 9 4 92 THROWIN SHADE (1895) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HIRE WATHA 60-9218 26 13 0 90 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
CUTTER JOHN 85-4984 17 11 0 90 IN BLOOM (2009) JASPER GULCH
ELF COBBLER 7-6525 22 11 2 89 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
-ITEM 32-4794 25 19 0 88 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920 21 8 0 88 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
FULCRUM 72-6122 21 6 1 86 RUSSIAN BIRDS (1931) DRAGONHEAD
LITHIUM 72-8234 21 27 1 85 DEADLY RAGE (708) DRAGONHEAD
RAT-CATCHER 5-5714 18 24 0 84 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231 16 5 1 84 BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001) TROCAR
POKEY, MON! 29-6158 22 20 1 83 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771 22 12 1 83 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016) BLACKSTONE
HERETIC 46-4553 29 7 0 82 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
EGG RAID 84-49227 23 24 0 82 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
FREEBOOTER 28-5201 23 30 0 81 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
HOFFA 18-9369 60 187 0 80 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
PRIMERIDIAN 84-44883 26 14 2 80 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (2046) BLACKSTONE
RED BARCHETTA 98-415 7 14 4 80 ARCAN MASH UPS '16 (2047) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAVITY 28-5599 19 13 0 79 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 38 35 0 78 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919) DRAGONHEAD
ARCHAIC TRIAD 82-56745 21 15 1 78 ROMAN DIVINITY (1948) DWES EG
RIPKEN 82-56713 17 9 0 78 ORIOLE MADNESS (2015) DWES EG
BEDTIME 84-49248 22 101 1 76 BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906) BLACKSTONE
PATRICK BATEMAN 31-6839 22 15 1 76 YUPPIE HORDE (2022) CHIMLEVTAL
BATH 96-6062 12 8 3 76 BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043) OLD VALAMANTIS
BUSY BEE 18-10572 37 35 0 75 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
LEON DURHAM 72-6118 22 8 1 75 SUE'S BOYS (2050) DRAGONHEAD
MALICE 99-6436 9 17 4 75 WHY 2? (1974) SOUTH RIDGE
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 29 23 1 74 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
ROT 65-7407 22 16 0 74 THAT SMELL (2033) DAL SHANG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAIPEI 96-6065 13 7 3 73 BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043) OLD VALAMANTIS
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522 26 25 0 72 TRIAL & ERROR (1885) SUNSET
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 25 22 2 71 I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028) SEAM
ERNIE ERNESTO 84-48896 21 9 2 71 FINGER LICKIN (2018) BLACKSTONE
MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697 21 51 0 69 FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964) BLACKSTONE
SIX-GUN TAROT 72-8680 15 11 0 68 ON MY BOOKSHELF (2037) DRAGONHEAD
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 26 28 0 67 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
CANDYMAN 22-7177 32 51 0 66 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154 19 4 1 66 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036) DRAGONHEAD
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 17 8 1 66 BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004) ILLIS
SNOZZLE 20-460 25 25 0 65 HUCKLE'S CATS (2014) SEAM
SHIFTED 72-7941 21 13 0 64 BB SIDE MIRROR (2035) DRAGONHEAD
ANGEL HAIR 84-54540 17 11 1 64 PASTA LA VISTA (2012) BLACKSTONE
THE FADED LINE 82-56673 28 17 2 63 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697 25 17 0 63 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
-STRAY CAT 81-242 23 27 0 63 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674 23 52 0 62 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
CANCHA 60-9147 26 35 1 61 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 24 13 2 61 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133 22 11 2 61 WS ARMS '05 (1968) KYR'TERR
VIDHI 81-2840 18 8 1 61 PRAY THE GODS (2038) SHADOWSPIRE
ZWEIBACK 33-8417 18 15 0 60 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
ED 26-5174 36 29 0 59 FIST (1889) CALEAM
BERT & ERNIE 50-3648 17 24 1 59 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
STEVE LAKE 72-6117 17 5 0 56 SUE'S BOYS (2050) DRAGONHEAD
WEST WOOD 13-5630 50 80 1 55 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
-CUB 72-6810 14 12 1 55 NL CENTRAL (1987) DRAGONHEAD
DELILAH 9-6107 15 7 0 53 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
BASHER FORCE 62-4872 30 50 5 52 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
T-4 STRAIN 73-6567 27 39 2 51 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
HEDGEHOG 56-3748 26 37 0 50 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
SHO'NUFF 25-5896 25 57 2 49 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111 17 8 1 49 9TH TOMBSTONE (2048) TRICORUS
POT SHOT 78-3230 28 25 0 46 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
KATHANA 35-3553 16 10 2 46 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
PINKY RING 36-8072 21 14 0 44 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 9 9 5 43 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
SPHINX 81-2755 18 25 2 42 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
-SLIM JIM 59-2927 15 5 0 42 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019) ILLIS
-RON BURGUNDY 46-3974 13 6 0 42 ERRATA (1811) ARDIVENT
HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926 21 27 6 40 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019) ILLIS
CHAKA KHAN 73-5760 15 9 1 40 MONGOL HORDE (1975) ERINIKA
-SNUFFY 50-3865 16 8 1 33 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
-10 ATTACK 21-7906 26 87 0 32 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
PHIFE 24-5360 19 8 2 28 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
KLEPTO MAN 73-6569 21 44 0 25 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
RAINDROPS 78-3211 23 32 0 16 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
HENCHMAN 46-4560 20 8 0 DUNGEON CELL 1840 CHAZZ 2-6132 742
CHAKA KHAN 73-5760 15 9 1 MONGOL HORDE 1975 POKEY, MON! 29-6158 742
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
*a gentle smile* -- Goldbear
Power Punch -- Nice train. Actually, I was surprised to defeat you. You had a very
good first minute. -- Fealost
Busy Bee -- Wow. I thought I was going to beat you, but that pelvis hit in the tenth
minute really limited my movements. -- Hedgehog (Kinthel)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BABY BAB slimly lost to SEYMORE GUTTS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
BACKBEREND was viciously subdued by CAMPY DIGIT in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
MAYOR MEANSWELL savagely defeated ADEMA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge duel.
ANGEL HAIR overpowered HOWLIN' BANDIT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
POKEY, MON! butchered CHAKA KHAN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
PAPPY VAN WINKLE overpowered SAUSAGE FINGERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KATHANA was handily defeated by ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
DAAVYA vanquished 8 AM CLASS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CUTTER JOHN overpowered SIX-GUN TAROT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KURT COBAIN was overpowered by EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
JANIS JOBLIN narrowly defeated FEALOST in a 2 minute competition.
PERPETUAL was viciously subdued by TAMBA in a exciting 6 minute brutal contest.
CHATMON was devastated by ZENSU LASAGNA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ERIK slimly lost to JOB in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
UNZASTER DIZASTER devastated NAAN COMBATANT in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
THE GNOME viciously subdued PICAROON in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory brawl.
ROBERT GERMAN overpowered THE HITMAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
BUGG-SHASH was defeated by DOBBIE in a 2 minute conflict.
SAVAGE BEATING viciously subdued HOCKEY DUCK in a popular 4 minute gory contest.
ROSA MEXICANA was vanquished by AIR RAID in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided match.
LONE WOLF lost to STYGIAN HAG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
YONDER ORPHAN overpowered SOULTAKER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
FLAME SPIDER was savagely defeated by JONAS in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
SAINT ANNIE savagely defeated LONG-NECKED LARRY in a action packed 2 minute match.
PRIVATEER was vanquished by SUICIDE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JEX unbelievably bested ETA ANDROMEDAE in a 2 minute bloody bout.
GAMMA CEPHEI vanquished RUBIN CARTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
XI AQUILAE vanquished REBUILD in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
DRES demolished BEA HEADER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
COSMO beat THE PROFESSOR in a exciting 2 minute fray.
GWAR was devastated by DIFFERENT RULER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARQUE PREACHER outlasted ZETA AQUILAE in a exciting 8 minute gruesome struggle.
CHUCKY narrowly defeated CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a 2 minute match.
SECOND MATE demolished MC REN in a action packed 4 minute gory one-sided conflict.
THE ROOSTER overpowered OF ICE AND GIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
KID KOALA demolished FEZZIK in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
BLACKGUARD overpowered RUBBER BULLET in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
SPIRALS savagely defeated KERN in a action packed 5 minute bloody conflict.
DELTA PICTORIS was defeated by SKILLET LIBEL in a exciting 3 minute bloody brawl.
POWER PUNCH was handily defeated by BURKES CAFE in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
HORRIFYING ATTACK overpowered SNAKE BITE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
IOTA DRACONIS was overpowered by SPURT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fray.
POSTMORTEM was savagely defeated by STRAWBERRY JHANS in a 7 minute match.
PINK SHIRT savagely defeated CELL BLOCK A in a popular 4 minute gory battle.
GORDONS handily defeated RIGHTEOUS in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
RARE BREED outlasted HAMBURGER TRAIN in a exciting 7 minute brutal struggle.
DOLGAN was viciously subdued by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 12 minute fight.
CREAMED MALCORN was savagely defeated by DON KING in a 3 minute contest.
CANNED SAVRADESE overpowered FOREIGN SHORE in a 3 minute gory mismatched duel.
BOZO savagely defeated COLOUR COMMENTATOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody brawl.
SOLINARI was overpowered by BUSTED KNUCKLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ICE WIND viciously subdued ILL SUBLIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 17 minute brutal match.
ELMORE JAMES slimly won victory over BILLY THE KID in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
JOE WILLIAMS savagely defeated HIP WADERS in a exciting 5 minute gruesome brawl.
WILLIE BROWN lost to FAT LIP in a popular 3 minute bout.
ONE TIME! savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 9 minute gruesome fight.
FAITH was overpowered by BREAK OF DAY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HELLHOUND was viciously subdued by XIAHOU DUN in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI demolished PART POWER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ASSISTANT MANAGER outlasted ODACHI in a exciting 7 minute match.
WAR TOY overpowered BURDEN TOFU in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
STEADY DECLINE vanquished CUT YOUR HAIR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLOODBATH & BEYOND was handily defeated by BLUE PLATE SPECIAL in a 1 minute match.
MAMMA MIA slimly won victory over AYI'IG in a 2 minute brawl.
EARLY ONE MORNING demolished DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a 4 minute one-sided fight.
ST. RIKER savagely defeated GOLDBEAR in a action packed 5 minute brutal conflict.
CHAZZ slaughtered HENCHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ATHENA was unbelievably bested by NICHLAUS in a action packed 4 minute bloody match.
NEVERMORE was vanquished by TICKET TAKER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
LONDON BEEFEATER bested REPETITIVE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
LEAK was narrowly defeated by NAZARETH in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
CLEAN HANDS was narrowly defeated by R-1 in a action packed 8 minute brutal match.
POP KHAN was devastated by BLOCK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
NECROWRETCH won victory over ADDICTION in a 2 minute duel.
CURDLE demolished FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
WICKED SLICE slimly lost to METAL BRACE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
WHUPPIN' IVORY savagely defeated ACE HARDWARE in a exciting 6 minute gory brawl.
LUNITARI overpowered RIOT FIGHT in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched fight.
JOMMY savagely defeated THE HIEROPHANT in a popular 9 minute brutal bout.
PRIVATE LAPDANCE slimly won victory over HIRE WATHA in a 3 minute fight.
GASOLINE DREAMS savagely defeated RAT-CATCHER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
ANOMALY savagely defeated BUSY BEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory duel.
OVERSTAND overpowered BEDTIME in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
VEIL OF DECEPTION was subdued by RED BARCHETTA in a 2 minute duel.
RIPKEN was overpowered by STRATOS in a action packed 1 minute uneven brawl.
DIPSO DOODLE vanquished STEVE LAKE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
WOOKEY JACK demolished CANDYMAN in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
VESSEL viciously subdued ZWEIBACK in a action packed 7 minute gory fray.
SCONE GOLEM slimly won victory over CANCHA in a 2 minute brutal competition.
PINKY RING demolished KLEPTO MAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HERETIC bested DIRTY CLOTHES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
ARCHAIC TRIAD was savagely defeated by ELF COBBLER in a popular 4 minute gory fight.
THE FADED LINE was overpowered by FULCRUM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PATRICK BATEMAN vanquished SHO'NUFF in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BERT & ERNIE was overpowered by FOGGED UP MIRROR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
INNOCENT GEOMETRY narrowly defeated -10 ATTACK in a 4 minute gruesome contest.
GRAVITY bested DELTA CORVI in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
PRIMERIDIAN vanquished POT SHOT in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
HEDGEHOG was vanquished by PSUNAMI FORCE in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
MIRROR'S GAZE vanquished RAINDROPS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
VIDHI overpowered SPHINX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
ERNIE ERNESTO devastated B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven match.
EGG RAID slimly won victory over MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 3 minute bloody brawl.
FREEBOOTER subdued DELILAH in a popular 3 minute bout.
ED subdued T-4 STRAIN in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
TRAIN RAIL devastated CHURCH OF RISING SUN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HUMAN PRETZEL was handily defeated by BATH in a 1 minute gruesome uneven battle.
PHIFE was demolished by LITHIUM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
TAIPEI defeated DUSTIN HERMANSON in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
JAROBI overpowered SNOZZLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RECOVERY SETBACK savagely defeated WEST WOOD in a 2 minute bloody battle.
CPT. BUZZY was handily defeated by FIELDER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MALICE demolished BASHER FORCE in a popular 3 minute uneven bout.
HOFFA unbelievably bested SHIFTED in a popular 6 minute bout.
LEON DURHAM lost to CANNED HEAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
ROT demolished LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute brutal uneven struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 65 PARRY-RIPOSTE 25 - 13 - 0 66 |
|TOTAL PARRY 34 WALL OF STEEL 101 - 79 - 1 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 31 STRIKING ATTACK 152 - 130 - 2 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 26 PARRY-STRIKE 29 - 27 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 23 SLASHING ATTACK 49 - 51 - 0 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 20 BASHING ATTACK 107 - 113 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 11 PARRY-LUNGE 50 - 53 - 1 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 159 - 169 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 TOTAL PARRY 165 - 185 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 AIMED BLOW 282 - 318 - 2 47 |
Turn 742 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 6 4 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 14 - 6 AIMED BLOW 29 - 36 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 18 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 10 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 18 - 16 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 12 - 11 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK EXECUTIONER 5-5505 41 33 1 249 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
BASHING ATTACK YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 73 29 3 359 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
LUNGING ATTACK TAMBA 97-6138 42 29 4 280 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)
AIMED BLOW GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 64 37 0 259 CEPHEUS (1820)
WALL OF STEEL JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 83 35 3 258 THE 27 CLUB (1634)
TOTAL PARRY THE GNOME 84-26786 59 32 0 226 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)
PARRY-RIPOSTE UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011 29 20 1 223 COLLEGE RADIO (2045)
SLASHING ATTACK DRES 18-10562 46 29 1 206 HIP HOP HEROES (1646)
PARRY-LUNGE PICAROON 28-5202 43 28 1 203 SEA DOGS (1864)
PARRY-STRIKE CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82--8775 26 22 0 176 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
ODACHI 31-6569. The ten other most popular fighters were ONE TIME! 47-8396, DOLGAN
56-751, JOMMY 56-4539, TAMBA 97-6138, ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867, STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403,
SHIFTED 72-7941, MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874, PICAROON 28-5202, and ATHENA 7-6674.
The least popular fighter this week was ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084. The other ten least
popular fighters were CPT. BUZZY 20-65, SNOZZLE 20-460, HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926, SPHINX
81-2755, POT SHOT 78-3230, BERT & ERNIE 50-3648, STEVE LAKE 72-6117, RIPKEN 82--8823,
BEDTIME 84--16288, and RIOT FIGHT 84--16306.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 5 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 1 CALEAM(26) 3 1 0 ILLIS(59) 2 3 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 5 3 0 ARADI(60) 0 2 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 1 JURINE(61) 2 2 0
KALTOS(5) 3 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 3 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 3 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 5 7 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 3 0 JHANS(36) 2 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 6 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
TOBIR(14) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 6 11 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 14 12 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 2 2 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 5 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 3 0 DUSKMOOR(95) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 4 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 3 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 3 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 2 0 TROCAR(54) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 73 102 2 208 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
GWAR 2-6074 37 54 1 184 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 26 28 0 67 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
KID KOALA 4-5694 34 36 1 200 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 41 33 1 249 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 89 87 0 203 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 47 59 0 192 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
FIELDER 8-5276 14 5 1 94 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 35 41 0 189 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 44 42 0 190 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 61 69 1 166 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
JEX 14-4848 52 50 0 227 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 72 45 0 183 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 35 40 3 156 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
DRES 18-10562 46 29 1 206 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
COSMO 19-4498 58 57 1 208 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 25 22 2 71 I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028) SEAM
VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180 44 59 0 188 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
SECOND MATE 22-7157 43 38 1 217 SEA DOGS (1863) SOLVEN
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 70 54 1 178 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
JONAS 25-5938 35 36 1 199 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 28 16 1 201 FIST (1889) CALEAM
GORDONS 28-5337 52 36 0 213 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
POKEY, MON! 29-6158 22 20 1 83 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
THE HITMAN 30-4550 27 12 0 194 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
LONE WOLF 31-162 65 99 1 191 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 27 20 0 180 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 63 88 0 219 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
KERN 36-7601 46 43 1 206 ORDER (1780) JHANS
ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521 37 21 1 239 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 58 62 1 187 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
BOZO 42-4016 68 89 0 205 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011 29 20 1 223 COLLEGE RADIO (2045) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 41 39 1 177 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 83 35 3 258 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
ICE WIND 47-7758 70 45 2 213 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
BERT & ERNIE 50-3648 17 24 1 59 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111 17 8 1 49 9TH TOMBSTONE (2048) TRICORUS
FAT LIP 52-3791 29 36 1 180 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 54 41 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
ERIK 56-3399 96 112 1 193 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 27 23 2 162 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
HIRE WATHA 60-9218 26 13 0 90 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 64 37 0 259 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 45 49 2 206 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
ROT 65-7407 22 16 0 74 THAT SMELL (2033) DAL SHANG
DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133 22 11 2 61 WS ARMS '05 (1968) KYR'TERR
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 29 31 0 186 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 28 20 1 197 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
SPIRALS 75-3613 76 21 2 210 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 32 16 2 93 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
VIDHI 81-2840 18 8 1 61 PRAY THE GODS (2038) SHADOWSPIRE
STYGIAN HAG 82--8968 40 62 0 202 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
THE GNOME 84-26786 59 32 0 226 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890) BLACKSTONE
NICHLAUS 85-7665 22 26 3 142 FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835) JASPER GULCH
HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 9 9 5 43 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
SPURT 96-5750 25 23 4 205 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
TAMBA 97-6138 42 29 4 280 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 42 40 5 204 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 16 19 4 197 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE