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Date : 07/25/2018 Duedate: 08/07/2018
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 743
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984 117 77 2 60.3 NEXT GENERATION 18/1896
FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004
2 CANIS 99/2055 2084 1643 15 55.9 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919
CORVUS 3/1986 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/2001
DRACO 56/1858 BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906
AQUILA 62/1908 BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/2036
PICTOR 26/1938 6 WHY 2? 99/1974 431 391 3 52.4
CEPHEUS 61/1820 CHIEFS 5 99/2054
SEA DOGS 22/1863 CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871
SEA DOGS 28/1864 FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
ANDROMEDA 99/1998 THE MENTORS 12 7/1993
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859
DUNGEON CELL 10/1861 THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
DUNGEON CELL 46/1840 7 FIST 26/1889 4394 4269 44 50.7
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 QUEEN 9/1629
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 TRIBE 24/1648
SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991 N.W.A. 84/1945
SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019 REVIEW 84/1958
3 RED SCARE 22/1960 951 770 3 55.3 BALLERS 84/1957
TEAM FLOYD 38/690 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
COLLEGE RADIO 43/2045 CRITICALS 75/1635
EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953 HURRICANE 84/1951
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 JOHN BROWN 7/1843
ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
ARCANE BBQ 2018 98/2053 STANKONIA 84/2041
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 BOOK BINGE 84/2040
ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777 SOME OLD B 84/1962
THE MOTHERSHIP AG 84/2046 STILLMATIC 36/1652
THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016 THAT SMELL 65/2033
ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM 68/1681 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/2047 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
4 SCOTCH 71/1705 1525 1282 19 54.3 CROOKED RAIN 84/2039
AVID FANS 45/569 LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
OPEN SESAME 50/824 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 9TH TOMBSTONE 51/2048
SUE'S BOYS 72/2050 DRUNK DRAWING 84/1933
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 FINGER LICKIN 84/2018
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006
WS ARMS '05 71/1968 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
MONGOL HORDE 73/1975 TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
RUSSIAN BIRDS 72/1931 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 BLOOD GANG 717F 98/2044
5 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 265 231 5 53.4 GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008
BASH BROS GAS 72/2034 I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
BASH BROS NEWS 72/1942 TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
BASH BROS PARK 47/1867 WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
BB SIDE MIRROR 72/2035 BLOOD GANG 718FB 98/2051
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720 BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/2043
IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693 WHO DA MAN? 73/1992
HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 85/2042 FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890 DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985
BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668 GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955
8 IN BLOOM 85/2009 32 32 2 50.0 MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877
DOLI CAPAX 43/2032 ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948
SPROUT OF IT 9/2026 FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988
HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005 FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989
PRAY THE GODS 81/2038 FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964
ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1848 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
KINDRED SPIRIT 85/2049 ON MY BOOKSHELF 72/2037
PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012 PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872
I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/2028 DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/2029 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897
9 GET 56/1814 116 127 2 47.7 12 BAD BEATS 47/1971 301 348 2 46.4
BALTO 6/1793 YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
ERRATA 32/1805 ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
ERRATA 81/1823 YUPPIE HORDE 31/2022
MARKS PARTY 15/2020 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
THROWIN SHADE 99/1895 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885 13 ORDER 14/1754 369 434 3 46.0
HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795 ORDER 36/1780
10 HAS-BEENS 82/1999 565 636 4 47.0 OTTOBAHN 31/2030
YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500 SEINFELD 19/1741
SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698 BAD BREAD 33/1041
U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970 OTTODROME 13 84/1950
U PAY I SLAY 5 98/2052 STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687 14 MONSTER MAN 81/1582 261 306 5 46.0
SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904 15 REDHORSE 56/1325 346 506 3 40.6
11 GWAR 82/1731 647 747 10 46.4 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
D.R.I. 21/1471 16 AVENGERS 31/1321 257 377 0 40.5
BIG TEN 3 82/1747 HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
DEADLY RAGE 72/708 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
IN SHINOLA 82/1833 17 ARROGANCE 18/755 621 1033 11 37.5
FEAR FACTORY 61/666 18-BIG IDEA 47/1866 3 6 0 33.3
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
Mission to the Twisted Lands
Episode 11
Early the following morning, they mounted their horses and set off for the Chaos Gate.
Kot Buglar was leading Keel Woodhaven't horse, Old Brown, because that enormous horse,
he said, was good at fighting chaos chickens.
Kinthel, who was riding beside Vlada, took an interest in Old Brown. "I've never seen
a horse that big," she said. "He's like a draft horse, but he seems more nimble,
don't you think?"
Vlada pursed her lips, working out a courteous response. "I don't really know much
about horses. I'm a city girl, sorry. It is big, that's for sure."
She wasn't at all interested in horses, but since the Rirorni woman clearly was, she
added, "It looks... intelligent, though." The monstrous animal did look intelligent,
calculating, and very ill-tempered. In her opinion it was sneering at them all,
obviously planning something bad.
Kinthel nodded. "Oh, I think he's very smart. He's hundreds of years old, you know.
Lady Greywand kept him alive while Mr. Woodhaven was trapped in that other Gate. I
think I heard that it was about five hundred years. I hope he had a nice big pasture
to run in."
Vlada nodded her head and only rolled her eyes a little bit.
It was as good a day as the Twisted Lands probably ever had. The sky was clear and
blue... well, blue-ish. Kind of blue-green. For a while they followed the river
road, where weeds grew and fish jumped in the water. Then they turned east. There
was a road of sorts, not very well defined until it entered a ravine and had walls on
each side. No birds sang, no plants grew here. Most things were the color of dust,
but the walls were streaked with rock strata of orange, rose, and purple. Orv seemed
distracted, crooning in an unknown tongue and occasionally waving one or both hands.
Oddly, Vlada had the impression that the nature spirit was... well... faking
something. But she couldn't imagine what, or why. After another half hour she
dropped back to ride next to Fealost, who didn't talk about horses.
"How's it going?" she asked him.
He shrugged. "I don't like this place."
"I know. It's creepy. So dead."
Kot Buglar reined in his long-legged mule, Balky, and pointed at something on the
ground. "That's what's left of the chaos chicken we fought out here."
The remains were bones, sort of. They had been disturbed by predators but not as much
as one might expect; you could still get an idea of the shape of the thing. The
thing's bulbous body appeared to be enclosed in a shell, which was cracked and now
empty. The three limbs were jointed shafts of a shell-like substance, also broken but
showing by their length that the creature had been taller than a tall man. But the...
should they be called hands and/or feet? The bones of those were the size and
approximate shape of peanut shells.
Fealost dismounted and dropped to one knee to examine the bones. "What are all these
peanuts?" he said, picking up a handful of them.
Kot said, "At the end of its legs it had a mess of tentacles. I guess they had little
bones in them. I should tell you guys, they carry that middle leg raised up and you
think it's the head, it even has four eyestalks, but it's not. It's more like a hand.
If you want to kill it, you've got to attack the body and break that... the shell...
the skull. And it's not easy. And it'll be shooting at you with its corkscrew wand."
"What does the wand do?" asked Orv.
"It shoots red light that knocked me down and hurt a lot."
Vlada stared down at the dead thing. The sheer alienness of it made her head feel
light and her stomach queasy. This wouldn't be like fighting anything she'd ever
fought before. She hoped she'd know what to do. She hoped she wouldn't die.
Orv looked around at them all. The delicate, childlike face wore a very serious
expression. "Vlada. Linda. Fealost. Kinthel. Kot. Listen carefully. I have
heard of these particular creatures before. They are very aggressive, very dangerous.
If we remain here to seal the Gate, we all may die, even I. But the Gate must be
sealed, if our world is to survive. Are you all willing to stay and fight?"
Vlada nodded her head.
"I'm in," said Kinthel.
"Me too," Kot said.
"To the death," Fealost said with a smile. "Preferably, chaos chicken death."
Linda the barge crewman said, "I'll fight. But we will try to save Woodhaven, won't
we? Before sealing the Gate?"
"Yes," the ancient spirit told her. "We will need him."
Vlada said, "Kot told us that before he blocked the Gate, Woodhaven told him that
there were a lot of the creatures in there. Do we have a way to fight, say, twenty of
them? Or more? Have you got spells that will help?"
"Maybe," said Orv. It rummaged in its saddlebag and pulled out an object: an
oversized corkscrew made of some greenish brown material, with a green handle. "Kot
Buglar brought this to Lady Greywand. She studied it, and prepared a means of
defending against it. You will all have to drink a potion." Orv jumped down from its
pony. "Time to start working on that, although I can't finish it until we get to the
Gate. Make yourselves comfortable, give the horses some water and grain."
Vlada wanted to ask whether Orv had any other spells that would help them fight twenty
or more very large, hostile creatures. But she didn't want to interrupt while the old
spirit was concentrating, so instead she dismounted, took down a water skin, and
waited her turn to use the bucket to water her horse. It was a brown horse with a
black mane and tail and a delicate head with alert ears, big brown eyes and flaring
nostrils.
Kinthel said, "Breathe in her nose. They like that."
That sounded pretty weird, but it was conceivable that at some point she might need
her horse to be friendly, so Vlada took hold of the bridle and breathed into the
horse's nostrils. The animal inhaled deeply, with no apparent disgust. After all,
she had brushed her teeth this morning. Hesitantly, Vlada petted its soft nose a
little bit. It felt like warm velvet.
"They like to be stroked on the shoulder," Kinthel said, indicating the correct spot
on her own mount, just where the side of the neck met the shoulder muscles.
Vlada petted her horse there. Again, it didn't object. But then she realized what
Orv was doing and forgot about the horse.
The ancient spirit knelt on the rocky ground, cupping its small, pale hands over a
smooth area of dirt. With a groan, the spirit closed its eyes. Its hands glowed, or
whatever was underneath them glowed through the spirit's hands.
When Orv stood up, there was a small bush growing out of the lifeless dirt. Its stem
and leaves were a fresh spring green, it was growing really fast,
and soon it was nearly waist-high, with small white flowers blooming all over it.
"What plant is that?" asked Kot. "Will it survive here?"
"It will," said Orv. The old spirit looked very tired. "This is fodela, beloved of
the earth goddess Ruvian. It's said to have the power to strengthen life." Orv began
plucking blossoms from the bush. "When we get to the Gate, I'll make a tea using
these flowers, and dust from the passage between worlds." Carefully wrapping the
flowers into a clean handkerchief, the spirit remounted, and they went on their way.
Old Brown, being led by Kot, suddenly veered off, took a mouthful of fodela leaves and
blossoms, and continued on, chewing appreciatively.
In a few more minutes, they stopped in front of the gate. Kot got out his camping
gear, built a fire and suspended a small iron pot over it. Orv filled the pot with
water, added the flowers, and scooped up a few handuls of glittering black dust from
the ground, which were also added to the brew.
The ravine or canyon they'd been following had narrowed to a dead end here. The
ground was littered with bits of shell, and there was a bad smell, although it was
faint. On one wall of stone, there was a vertical slit, which had been stapled shut
with pieces of glittering black metal. "So that's the Gate?" asked Vlada.
"Yup, that's it," Kot said. "The smith in Dustward had to take some of this dust and
alloy it with magical ores that are mined in this area. While that was going on, Mr.
Woodhaven kept the chickens from pushing more eggs out of the Gate. We knew it wasn't
a permanent solution, and he told us to seal him in there."
At that moment, one of the giant staples popped out and struck Fealost in the chest,
knocking him over. Where the staple had been, glittery black dust started to trickle
out, and there was a metallic groan from the two adjacent staples; they started to
quiver. Vlada drew her sword.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good afternoon.
There were 118 fights today, one death, no challenges, and no avoids. It's odd to see
no challenges, isn't it? I wonder why there weren't any.
Here are some details concerning the single death: HERETIC (46-4553) (29-7-0,82) of
DUNGEON CELL fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65) (25-22-2,71) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. HERETIC was
butchered by CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
Home Guard's perennial favorite is, of course, Job. GORDONS (28-5337) (52-36-0,213)
of BIG SHOTS fought JOB (18-6129) (78-193-0,204) of SHEPHERDS. GORDONS was outlasted
by JOB in a popular 8 minute bloody match.
BACK (56-3949) (35-30-0,185) of GET fought MC REN (84-27222) (45-37-0,170) of N.W.A..
BACK was unbelievably bested by MC REN in an exciting 7 minute fight. I mention this
fight because Back ws voted this turn's favorite fighter.
The least popular fighter this turn is R-1. REBUILD (36-7697) (56-59-0,185) of
STILLMATIC fought R-1 (18-9490) (42-28-1,153) of NEXT GENERATION. REBUILD savagely
defeated R-1 in a tiring 20 minute bloody fight. Twenty minutes. Oh dear.
The title fight was exciting. EXECUTIONER (5-5505) (41-33-1,249) of DUNGEON CELL
fought THE GNOME (84-26786) (59-32-0,226) of PIPER AT THE GATES. EXECUTIONER
devastated THE GNOME in an action packed 2 minute mismatched Title fight. Mismatched?
It looked fairly close to me, but then my eyes are not fast enough to catch all the
action in a fight between experts. Executioner is still our Tower Guardian and
reigning Striker.
The premier Basher is Yonder Orphan. YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (73-29-3,359) of IT'S ALL
OVER NOW fought POSTMORTEM (82-7091) (35-73-0,188) of FEAR FACTORY. YONDER ORPHAN
handily defeated POSTMORTEM in an action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
Gamma Cephei is our most highly recognized Aimed Blow. GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (64-37-
0,259) of CEPHEUS fought RIGHTEOUS (9-5893) (35-41-0,189) of FROM THE 80'S. GAMMA
CEPHEI overcame RIGHTEOUS in a popular 2 minute bout.
DOBBIE (84-30850) (78-73-2,217) of PEEP SHOW fought SECOND MATE (22-7157) (43-38-
1,217) of SEA DOGS. DOBBIE vanquished SECOND MATE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-
sided duel. Dobbie is our best Wall of Steel, having wrested that honor from Janis
Joblin.
And our new top Lunger is Chucky. ICE WIND (47-7758) (70-45-2,213) of BASH BROS PARK
fought CHUCKY (22-7121) (42-37-1,201) of THE MENTORS GORE. ICE WIND was devastated by
CHUCKY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle. Despite losing, Ice Wind
is currently the highest ranked Parry-Riposte.
ROBERT GERMAN (38-4521) (37-21-1,239) of TEAM FLOYD fought SPIRALS (75-3613) (76-21-
2,210) of CRITICALS. ROBERT GERMAN was defeated by SPIRALS in an action packed 4
minute gruesome struggle. Spirals is our top Total Parry.
DRES (18-10562) (46-29-1,206) of HIP HOP HEROES fought VIOLENT PACIFICATION (21-6180)
(44-59-0,188) of D.R.I.. DRES savagely defeated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in an exciting 4
minute bloody fray. Dres continues to enjoy recognition as our premier Slasher.
Picaroon is still the top Parry-Lunge. PICAROON (28-5202) (43-28-1,203) of SEA DOGS
fought SOULTAKER (82-16461) (22-14-2,193) of HAS-BEENS. PICAROON was viciously
subdued by SOULTAKER in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
Our most highly ranked Parry-Strike is One Time! FLAME SPIDER (61-3401) (56-75-2,187)
of FEAR FACTORY fought ONE TIME! (47-8396) (31-21-0,156) of BAD BEATS. FLAME SPIDER
was devastated by ONE TIME! in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
According to Debby Tonte, Executioner is paying for drinks at the Bash & Glug. The
Dungeon Cell team has denied this claim. Ms Tonte said I misunderstood. I can't
believe that!
I hope you all have a pleasant two weeks. And I do hope Mr. Woodhaven is able to
return home soon.
Sylvia Horn
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 42 33 1 276 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 74 29 3 367 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 65 37 0 264 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 69 90 1 257 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 50 18 3 242 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
SAINT ANNIE 84-41396 38 26 3 241 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 46 49 2 234 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
DOBBIE 84-30850 79 73 2 233 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 38 43 1 230 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
CHUCKY 22-7121 43 37 1 227 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
SPIRALS 75-3613 77 21 2 226 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
JOB 18-6129 79 193 0 220 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 47 37 0 220 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
AIR RAID 84-32877 45 42 0 219 I SHALL BE FREE (1842) BLACKSTONE
DON KING 47-5374 70 56 3 216 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SPURT 96-5750 26 23 4 216 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892 55 24 0 213 WAY OF THINKING (1874) BLACKSTONE
HIP WADERS 82-56642 36 59 2 213 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
SOULTAKER 82-16461 23 14 2 213 HAS-BEENS (1999) DWES EG
-WHOOPIE DOO 24-5196 46 39 4 212 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
BOZO 42-4016 69 89 0 211 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
DRES 18-10562 47 29 1 211 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
BURKES CAFE 82-6800 26 18 1 211 ORIOLE MADNESS (2015) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 43 40 5 210 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521 37 22 1 210 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
ERIK 56-3399 97 112 1 209 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
KERN 36-7601 47 43 1 208 ORDER (1780) JHANS
THE ROOSTER 22-7254 22 4 1 206 RED SCARE (1960) SOLVEN
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 90 87 0 205 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
PINK SHIRT 28-5336 34 25 0 204 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RARE BREED 28-5350 70 37 0 203 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
PERPETUAL 84-14073 26 9 0 203 OTTODROME 13 (1950) BLACKSTONE
PRIVATEER 28-5247 53 34 0 202 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
KID KOALA 4-5694 35 36 1 202 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 68 75 0 201 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 73 45 0 200 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
BEA HEADER 99-4683 42 49 4 199 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
-HAIRY MONSTER 50-3436 26 17 0 199 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 54 41 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
GORDONS 28-5337 52 37 0 198 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 45 42 0 198 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 37 36 6 198 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 28 17 1 198 FIST (1889) CALEAM
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 63 56 1 197 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 83 36 3 196 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 63 89 0 196 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
CHATMON 6-6992 52 46 3 196 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
JEX 14-4848 52 51 0 196 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173 37 40 0 196 PICTOR (1938) CALEAM
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 29 32 0 196 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386 42 17 0 195 EL CAMINO:TRES (1953) BLACKSTONE
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 28 21 1 195 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403 27 9 0 195 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431 23 15 3 195 U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970) SHADOW GROVE
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 44 60 0 194 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 35 42 0 194 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
-THE HITMAN 30-4550 27 12 0 194 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
LONE WOLF 31-162 66 99 1 193 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
THE GNOME 84-26786 59 33 0 193 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890) BLACKSTONE
PICAROON 28-5202 43 29 1 193 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
SECOND MATE 22-7157 43 39 1 193 SEA DOGS (1863) SOLVEN
GWAR 2-6074 38 54 1 193 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
ICE WIND 47-7758 70 46 2 192 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
RUBIN CARTER 84-33714 38 30 1 192 HURRICANE (1951) BLACKSTONE
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 35 74 0 192 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
FAT LIP 52-3791 30 36 1 192 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 40 63 0 191 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 27 22 2 191 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
FEALOST 1-3916 73 103 2 190 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
HELLHOUND 6-7152 34 31 0 190 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 16 20 4 190 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 102 60 0 189 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
REBUILD 36-7697 57 59 0 189 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
MC REN 84-27222 46 37 0 189 N.W.A. (1945) BLACKSTONE
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 58 62 1 187 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
SOLINARI 82-41826 38 54 2 187 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
JONAS 25-5938 35 37 1 187 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011 29 21 1 187 COLLEGE RADIO (2045) VEASTIAN
COSMO 19-4498 58 58 1 186 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
ONE TIME! 47-8396 32 21 0 185 BAD BEATS (1971) NORTH FORK
TAMBA 97-6138 42 30 4 184 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546 43 39 0 183 DRACO (1858) ROCANIS
ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867 40 25 0 183 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 71 54 1 181 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOLGAN 56-751 62 134 5 180 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 51 62 1 180 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
FEZZIK 45-814 41 40 1 180 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 27 21 0 180 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 47 60 0 178 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761 26 23 0 178 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811 37 28 1 177 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BACK 56-3949 35 31 0 177 GET (1814) ROCANIS
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 36 53 0 174 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
THE PROFESSOR 84-30925 41 28 1 173 BALLERS (1957) BLACKSTONE
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 68 55 13 172 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
CAMPY DIGIT 38-5252 22 11 1 171 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298 41 26 0 169 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951 21 15 2 169 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
BABY BAB 21-8106 33 38 0 168 CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029) SUNSET
STEADY DECLINE 84-47675 22 15 2 167 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989) BLACKSTONE
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 61 70 1 166 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
CHAZZ 2-6132 41 24 2 166 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
LUNITARI 82-57001 27 16 0 166 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 56 76 2 164 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
BLOCK 26-5168 35 36 1 164 FIST (1889) CALEAM
OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035 32 30 1 164 BOOK BINGE (2040) BLACKSTONE
FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456 31 63 1 164 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 28 23 2 164 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
ADDICTION 84-48891 29 20 1 163 REVIEW (1958) BLACKSTONE
CLOWN 14-4418 32 41 0 162 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795) TOBIR
WAR TOY 82-7167 24 6 2 162 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
WICKED SLICE 39-4083 20 34 1 160 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910) XOCHITHLAN
VITALOGY 68-5103 32 35 2 159 ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681) FIREHOLD
MAMMA MIA 14-5144 29 15 2 155 STREEP LEGAL (1977) TOBIR
FAITH 47-8944 37 61 1 154 SERPENTS HOLD II (1904) NORTH FORK
R-1 18-9490 42 29 1 153 NEXT GENERATION (1896) TALCAMA
JOMMY 56-4539 35 59 1 152 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370 29 11 1 151 SCOTCH (1705) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BACKBEREND 43-5087 26 19 3 150 DOLI CAPAX (2032) VEASTIAN
AYI'IG 73-6302 24 20 1 150 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
CURDLE 96-5748 28 21 3 148 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
TICKET TAKER 45-2522 13 2 1 146 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
WILLIE BROWN 6-6944 54 53 0 145 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ST. RIKER 62-4828 41 55 0 145 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
METAL BRACE 7-6453 51 42 1 144 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
MEABEER 56-3899 37 30 0 144 GET (1814) ROCANIS
-TECKLA KING 35-786 36 29 1 142 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
UPPER DECK 6-6268 35 32 0 142 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
NECROWRETCH 73-6540 27 13 0 141 FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988) ERINIKA
MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874 26 15 0 141 SPROUT OF IT (2026) ZUKAL
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 49 71 1 139 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
BURDEN TOFU 38-5293 24 20 0 139 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620 37 61 0 138 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 32 15 2 138 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 35 41 3 137 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413 22 10 1 136 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109 30 22 0 134 CROOKED RAIN (2039) BLACKSTONE
NAZARETH 59-2503 37 19 0 131 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
CLEAN HANDS 17-7677 33 44 0 131 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
ATHENA 7-6674 22 10 1 131 THE MENTORS 12 (1993) BONSUR
HOFFA 18-8478 65 208 1 127 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
JAROBI 24-5158 45 58 3 127 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
NICHLAUS 85-7665 22 27 3 124 FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835) JASPER GULCH
MOUSE 15-5221 19 6 0 124 MARKS PARTY (2020) MALCORN
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492 28 23 0 123 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333 27 26 0 123 HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006) JASPER GULCH
PART POWER 13-5627 48 83 0 122 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
ADEMA 61-3093 43 57 0 122 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238 25 41 1 117 GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008) BLACKSTONE
-GOLDBEAR 47-2724 28 21 0 115 BIG IDEA (1866) NORTH FORK
PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656 25 13 2 115 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
NEVERMORE 9-5846 31 47 0 114 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-REPETITIVE 72-7684 22 5 0 112 BASH BROS NEWS (1942) DRAGONHEAD
-POP KHAN 73-5757 15 5 1 111 MONGOL HORDE (1975) ERINIKA
DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949 32 32 0 108 DRUNK DRAWING (1933) BLACKSTONE
ODACHI 31-6569 25 40 1 106 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
RIOT FIGHT 84-49230 34 35 3 105 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
LEAK 72-7886 23 7 3 103 BASH BROS GAS (2034) DRAGONHEAD
STRATOS 31-6499 19 6 0 103 OTTOBAHN (2030) CHIMLEVTAL
DAAVYA 35-4751 21 12 1 102 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
SCONE GOLEM 7-6563 21 16 0 102 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
PAPPY VAN WINKLE 85-4901 19 5 2 102 KINDRED SPIRIT (2049) JASPER GULCH
-XUR 29-261 23 30 2 101 LIVING DEAD (1956) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 26 22 3 100 I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028) SEAM
CANNED HEAT 6-7219 20 10 1 100 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
HENCHMAN 46-4560 20 9 0 100 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
CUTTER JOHN 85-4984 18 11 0 100 IN BLOOM (2009) JASPER GULCH
ANOMALY 82-771 28 29 1 99 LEGAL TERMS (1984) DWES EG
POKEY, MON! 29-6158 23 20 1 98 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 33 16 2 97 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
VESSEL 98-5481 18 18 4 97 BLOOD GANG 717F (2044) SYVYN'S HILL
SIX-GUN TAROT 72-8680 16 11 0 97 ON MY BOOKSHELF (2037) DRAGONHEAD
WOOKEY JACK 85-7008 25 10 1 96 HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 (2042) JASPER GULCH
PATRICK BATEMAN 31-6839 23 15 1 96 YUPPIE HORDE (2022) CHIMLEVTAL
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 39 35 0 94 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919) DRAGONHEAD
SNOZZLE 20-460 26 25 0 94 HUCKLE'S CATS (2014) SEAM
LITHIUM 72-8234 22 27 1 94 DEADLY RAGE (708) DRAGONHEAD
MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697 22 51 0 94 FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964) BLACKSTONE
-FIELDER 8-5276 14 5 1 94 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
RAT-CATCHER 5-5714 19 24 0 93 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
FULCRUM 72-6122 22 6 1 92 RUSSIAN BIRDS (1931) DRAGONHEAD
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 27 28 0 91 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ITEM 32-4794 26 19 0 90 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920 22 8 0 90 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
THE FADED LINE 82-56673 29 17 2 86 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
PRIMERIDIAN 84-44883 27 14 2 85 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (2046) BLACKSTONE
RIPKEN 82-56713 18 9 0 85 ORIOLE MADNESS (2015) DWES EG
-FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231 16 5 1 84 BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001) TROCAR
FREEBOOTER 28-5201 24 30 0 83 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
MALICE 99-6436 10 17 4 83 WHY 2? (1974) SOUTH RIDGE
OVERSTAND 36-7937 41 34 7 82 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458 29 26 2 80 STANKONIA (2041) BLACKSTONE
TERRE HAUTE 21-4522 27 25 0 80 TRIAL & ERROR (1885) SUNSET
ARCHAIC TRIAD 82-56745 22 15 1 80 ROMAN DIVINITY (1948) DWES EG
BUSY BEE 18-10572 37 36 0 79 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
ROT 65-7407 23 16 0 79 THAT SMELL (2033) DAL SHANG
SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771 22 13 1 79 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016) BLACKSTONE
RACOON 99-6151 12 10 4 76 THROWIN SHADE (1895) SOUTH RIDGE
ERNIE ERNESTO 84-48896 22 9 2 75 FINGER LICKIN (2018) BLACKSTONE
-LEON DURHAM 72-6118 22 8 1 75 SUE'S BOYS (2050) DRAGONHEAD
SHIFTED 72-7941 22 13 0 75 BB SIDE MIRROR (2035) DRAGONHEAD
-MISS TOOK 8-4091 20 13 2 75 LADIES IN WAITING (595) ARKERS
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 29 23 1 74 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
POT SHOT 78-3230 29 25 0 74 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674 24 52 0 74 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
BEDTIME 84-49248 22 102 1 74 BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906) BLACKSTONE
GRAVITY 28-5599 19 14 0 72 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
RED BARCHETTA 98-415 7 15 4 71 ARCAN MASH UPS '16 (2047) SYVYN'S HILL
HIRE WATHA 60-9218 26 14 0 70 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
PINKY RING 36-8072 22 14 0 69 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
KATHANA 35-3553 17 10 2 69 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 18-9369 60 188 0 68 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
CANDYMAN 22-7177 32 52 0 67 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
HERETIC 46-4553 29 8 0 67 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
ELF COBBLER 7-6525 22 12 2 67 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
TAIPEI 96-6065 13 8 3 66 BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043) OLD VALAMANTIS
EGG RAID 84-49227 23 25 0 65 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
CANCHA 60-9147 27 35 1 64 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
STRAY CAT 81-242 23 28 0 64 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
ANGEL HAIR 84-54540 17 12 1 64 PASTA LA VISTA (2012) BLACKSTONE
VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697 25 18 0 63 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
BATH 96-6062 12 9 3 63 BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043) OLD VALAMANTIS
BASHER FORCE 62-4872 31 50 5 62 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
EAGLE'S CLAW 38-4345 19 4 2 62 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 24 13 2 61 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133 22 11 2 61 WS ARMS '05 (1968) KYR'TERR
VIDHI 81-2840 18 9 1 61 PRAY THE GODS (2038) SHADOWSPIRE
-BERT & ERNIE 50-3648 17 24 1 59 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
ED 26-5174 36 30 0 58 FIST (1889) CALEAM
-AN ARM AND A KEG 29-6210 16 10 0 58 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
SHO'NUFF 25-5896 26 57 2 57 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
BUSTED ACES 47-8580 22 11 1 57 BAD BEATS (1971) NORTH FORK
HEDGEHOG 56-3748 26 38 0 56 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-STEVE LAKE 72-6117 17 5 0 56 SUE'S BOYS (2050) DRAGONHEAD
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154 19 5 1 55 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036) DRAGONHEAD
WEST WOOD 13-5630 50 81 1 54 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 17 9 1 53 BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004) ILLIS
HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 9 10 5 53 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111 17 9 1 52 9TH TOMBSTONE (2048) TRICORUS
SPHINX 81-2755 18 26 2 51 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
ZWEIBACK 33-8417 18 16 0 51 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-TWILIGHT SPARKLE 84-49492 15 5 0 50 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (2046) BLACKSTONE
T-4 STRAIN 73-6567 27 40 2 49 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
DELILAH 9-6107 15 8 0 49 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
RAINDROPS 78-3211 24 32 0 47 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926 21 28 6 44 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019) ILLIS
-SLIM JIM 59-2927 15 5 0 42 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019) ILLIS
-10 ATTACK 21-7906 26 88 0 40 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
-CHAKA KHAN 73-5760 15 9 1 40 MONGOL HORDE (1975) ERINIKA
HEMO GOBLIN 98-6013 8 3 4 39 BLOOD GANG 718FB (2051) SYVYN'S HILL
SLITHERING IDIOT 98-6021 9 2 4 35 U PAY I SLAY 5 (2052) SYVYN'S HILL
PROCYON 99-6671 7 4 4 35 CANIS (2055) SOUTH RIDGE
-SNUFFY 50-3865 16 8 1 33 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
BOWE 99-5028 9 2 4 32 CHIEFS 5 (2054) SOUTH RIDGE
PHIFE 24-5360 19 9 2 30 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
RIB TIP FLOYD 98-6077 9 2 6 29 ARCANE BBQ 2018 (2053) SYVYN'S HILL
KLEPTO MAN 73-6569 21 45 0 28 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
COMIC BOOK GUY 25-5571 16 4 0 28 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
HOUSTON 99-5036 8 3 4 23 CHIEFS 5 (2054) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
HERETIC 46-4553 29 8 0 DUNGEON CELL 1840 CPT. BUZZY 20-65 743
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Janis Joblin -- Wow. You're really good! -- Fealost
Psunami Force -- Hmph. Thanks for the skill. -- Hedgehog (Kinthel)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EXECUTIONER devastated THE GNOME in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
YONDER ORPHAN handily defeated POSTMORTEM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
JEX was devastated by DIFFERENT RULER in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BLACKGUARD devastated BUSTED KNUCKLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
TAMBA was overpowered by BURKES CAFE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SAINT ANNIE handily defeated ZETA AQUILAE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
AIR RAID slimly won victory over DELTA PICTORIS in a popular 3 minute duel.
DOBBIE vanquished SECOND MATE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
GAMMA CEPHEI overcame RIGHTEOUS in a popular 2 minute bout.
ZENSU LASAGNA savagely defeated JANIS JOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
ICE WIND was devastated by CHUCKY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
UNZASTER DIZASTER was handily defeated by HIP WADERS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ROBERT GERMAN was defeated by SPIRALS in a action packed 4 minute gruesome struggle.
SAVAGE BEATING was narrowly defeated by BOZO in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
SUICIDE KING devastated FEALOST in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
GORDONS was outlasted by JOB in a popular 8 minute bloody match.
FLAME SPIDER was devastated by ONE TIME! in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
CELL BLOCK A demolished HAMBURGER TRAIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
GWAR handily defeated OF ICE AND GIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHATMON defeated NAAN COMBATANT in a 1 minute fight.
EARLY ONE MORNING viciously subdued BUGG-SHASH in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
XI AQUILAE savagely defeated KURT COBAIN in a exciting 1 minute gruesome bout.
IOTA DRACONIS beat VITALOGY in a action packed 2 minute duel.
DRES savagely defeated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
KID KOALA won victory over CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a 2 minute bout.
COSMO was overpowered by ERIK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BACK was unbelievably bested by MC REN in a exciting 7 minute fight.
THE ROOSTER savagely defeated ELMORE JAMES in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
XIAHOU DUN was beaten by RARE BREED in a action packed 3 minute bout.
ETA ANDROMEDAE was subdued by ROSA MEXICANA in a action packed 1 minute contest.
BEA HEADER overpowered STEADY DECLINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DARQUE PREACHER unbelievably bested HORRIFYING ATTACK in a 2 minute bout.
JONAS was subdued by SEYMORE GUTTS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
SPURT demolished STYGIAN HAG in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
STRAWBERRY JHANS was narrowly defeated by SKILLET LIBEL in a 3 minute competition.
PICAROON was viciously subdued by SOULTAKER in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
PRIVATEER viciously subdued RUBIN CARTER in a 2 minute bloody duel.
PINK SHIRT subdued FEZZIK in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
DON KING handily defeated THE PROFESSOR in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
LONE WOLF viciously subdued FOREIGN SHORE in a exciting 7 minute brutal conflict.
JOE WILLIAMS defeated SNAKE BITE in a popular 5 minute gruesome battle.
CANNED SAVRADESE was overpowered by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PERPETUAL defeated CAMPY DIGIT in a action packed 2 minute competition.
KERN demolished POWER PUNCH in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
REBUILD savagely defeated R-1 in a tiring 20 minute bloody fight.
SOLINARI devastated JOMMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
CREAMED MALCORN was savagely defeated by HELLHOUND in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
WILLIE BROWN was demolished by LUNITARI in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
WAR TOY was beaten by FAT LIP in a action packed 3 minute bout.
ASSISTANT MANAGER devastated ADEMA in a crowd pleasing 11 minute one-sided fight.
UPPER DECK was devastated by ADDICTION in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ILL SUBLIMINAL subdued BACKBEREND in a exciting 6 minute conflict.
DOLGAN handily defeated PRIVATE LAPDANCE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MEABEER was savagely defeated by WICKED SLICE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
BABY BAB won victory over ATHENA in a popular 1 minute duel.
BREAK OF DAY was savagely defeated by TICKET TAKER in a popular 2 minute fight.
CHAZZ viciously subdued NAZARETH in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
BILLY THE KID viciously subdued NEVERMORE in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
MAMMA MIA was narrowly defeated by THE HIEROPHANT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
CUT YOUR HAIR savagely defeated NICHLAUS in a popular 2 minute gory match.
MAYOR MEANSWELL overpowered PART POWER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
ST. RIKER overpowered SCONE GOLEM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CLOWN demolished DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a exciting 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
MOUSE overpowered WOOKEY JACK in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
CLEAN HANDS was handily defeated by FAITH in a action packed 2 minute one-sided melee.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by BURDEN TOFU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
LONDON BEEFEATER viciously subdued CANNED HEAT in a action packed 6 minute conflict.
LEAK was overpowered by METAL BRACE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
AYI'IG devastated DIPSO DOODLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
NECROWRETCH handily defeated HENCHMAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ODACHI was demolished by JAROBI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL was overpowered by BLOCK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CURDLE demolished LORETTA in a exciting 2 minute uneven duel.
WHUPPIN' IVORY was vanquished by NINJA FERD in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
BLOODBATH & BEYOND was demolished by FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RIOT FIGHT overpowered VIDHI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OVERSTAND slimly lost to MIRROR'S GAZE in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
ANOMALY savagely defeated HOWLIN' BANDIT in a action packed 3 minute one-sided bout.
GASOLINE DREAMS was bested by DELTA CORVI in a action packed 2 minute bout.
PAPPY VAN WINKLE devastated SPHINX in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
TRAIN RAIL devastated CANDYMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
DAAVYA devastated STRAY CAT in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
STRATOS viciously subdued BUSY BEE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
VESSEL handily defeated PROCYON in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided match.
RACOON was vanquished by PATRICK BATEMAN in a 1 minute uneven fray.
ITEM overpowered HUMAN PRETZEL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
ZWEIBACK was demolished by DIRTY CLOTHES in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SAUSAGE FINGERS was overcome by 8 AM CLASS in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
KATHANA savagely defeated RECOVERY SETBACK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
HOME RUN!! handily defeated HOUSTON in a action packed 1 minute uneven competition.
ARCHAIC TRIAD savagely defeated HEMO GOBLIN in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
POKEY, MON! demolished GRAVITY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
ELF COBBLER was vanquished by SNOZZLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RIPKEN viciously subdued BEDTIME in a popular 2 minute brutal struggle.
PRIMERIDIAN overpowered WEST WOOD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
VEIL OF DECEPTION was overpowered by CUTTER JOHN in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
FREEBOOTER savagely defeated HEDGEHOG in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
THE FADED LINE demolished EGG RAID in a action packed 2 minute one-sided contest.
ERNIE ERNESTO devastated SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PINKY RING subdued ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
EAGLE'S CLAW handily defeated KLEPTO MAN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ANGEL HAIR was subdued by ROT in a 1 minute match.
HERETIC was butchered by CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
POT SHOT overcame BUSTED ACES in a exciting 1 minute match.
ED was savagely defeated by SHIFTED in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
BATH was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TAIPEI was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute brutal battle.
RAT-CATCHER handily defeated HOFFA in a tiresome 6 minute one-sided melee.
RAINDROPS subdued COMIC BOOK GUY in a action packed 1 minute bout.
RED BARCHETTA was overpowered by LITHIUM in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SHO'NUFF savagely defeated BOWE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
RIB TIP FLOYD was devastated by BASHER FORCE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PHIFE was demolished by TERRE HAUTE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
MALICE overpowered DELILAH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
T-4 STRAIN was viciously subdued by CANCHA in a exciting 1 minute bloody competition.
INNOCENT GEOMETRY was overpowered by FULCRUM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIX-GUN TAROT devastated HIRE WATHA in a action packed 1 minute uneven conflict.
-10 ATTACK was overpowered by PSUNAMI FORCE in a 2 minute uneven contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 65 PARRY-RIPOSTE 24 - 12 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 35 PARRY-STRIKE 32 - 24 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 34 WALL OF STEEL 105 - 79 - 1 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 25 STRIKING ATTACK 151 - 128 - 1 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 22 PARRY-LUNGE 55 - 50 - 1 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 21 BASHING ATTACK 111 - 108 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 11 SLASHING ATTACK 49 - 51 - 1 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 160 - 177 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 AIMED BLOW 282 - 331 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 160 - 190 - 1 46 |
Turn 743 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 19 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 8 AIMED BLOW 28 - 37 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 12 - 9 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 21 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 12 - 10 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK EXECUTIONER 5-5505 42 33 1 276 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
BASHING ATTACK YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 74 29 3 367 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
AIMED BLOW GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 65 37 0 264 CEPHEUS (1820)
WALL OF STEEL DOBBIE 84-30850 79 73 2 233 PEEP SHOW (1696)
LUNGING ATTACK CHUCKY 22-7121 43 37 1 227 THE MENTORS GORE (1856)
TOTAL PARRY SPIRALS 75-3613 77 21 2 226 CRITICALS (1635)
SLASHING ATTACK DRES 18-10562 47 29 1 211 HIP HOP HEROES (1646)
PARRY-LUNGE PICAROON 28-5202 43 29 1 193 SEA DOGS (1864)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ICE WIND 47-7758 70 46 2 192 BASH BROS PARK (1867)
PARRY-STRIKE ONE TIME! 47-8396 32 21 0 185 BAD BEATS (1971)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
BACK 56-3949. The ten other most popular fighters were LONE WOLF 31-162, ROBERT
GERMAN 38-4521, BACKBEREND 43-5087, CANNED HEAT 6-7219, DRES 18-10562, SNAKE BITE
56-4343, GORDONS 28-5337, JOB 18-6129, FREEBOOTER 28-5201, and THE ROOSTER 22-7254.
The least popular fighter this week was R-1 18-9490. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOFFA 18-9369, ADEMA 61-3093, INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111, RIB TIP FLOYD
98-6077, RED BARCHETTA 98-415, RAT-CATCHER 5-5714, BATH 96-6062, KLEPTO MAN 73-6569,
SLITHERING IDIOT 98-6021, and EGG RAID 84--16309.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 ILLIS(59) 1 3 0
NIANIA(2) 2 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 3 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 5 3 0 JURINE(61) 2 2 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 4 1 0
KALTOS(5) 4 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 4 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 7 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 6 3 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 3 0 MURSKA(35) 3 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 3 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 3 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 3 0
DULLENS(13) 0 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 3 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 3 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 12 6 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 14 12 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 2 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 4 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 4 0 DUSKMOOR(95) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 2 0
SEAM(20) 2 0 1 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 2 2 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 4 0
SOLVEN(22) 2 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 5 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 5 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 73 103 2 190 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
GWAR 2-6074 38 54 1 193 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 27 28 0 91 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
KID KOALA 4-5694 35 36 1 202 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 42 33 1 276 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 90 87 0 205 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 47 60 0 178 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 35 42 0 194 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 45 42 0 198 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 61 70 1 166 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
JEX 14-4848 52 51 0 196 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
MOUSE 15-5221 19 6 0 124 MARKS PARTY (2020) MALCORN
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 73 45 0 200 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 35 41 3 137 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
JOB 18-6129 79 193 0 220 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
COSMO 19-4498 58 58 1 186 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 26 22 3 100 I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028) SEAM
VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180 44 60 0 194 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
CHUCKY 22-7121 43 37 1 227 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 71 54 1 181 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
JONAS 25-5938 35 37 1 187 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 28 17 1 198 FIST (1889) CALEAM
PINK SHIRT 28-5336 34 25 0 204 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
POKEY, MON! 29-6158 23 20 1 98 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
LONE WOLF 31-162 66 99 1 193 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
ITEM 32-4794 26 19 0 90 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 27 21 0 180 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 38 43 1 230 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
KERN 36-7601 47 43 1 208 ORDER (1780) JHANS
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 47 37 0 220 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
WICKED SLICE 39-4083 20 34 1 160 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910) XOCHITHLAN
BOZO 42-4016 69 89 0 211 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011 29 21 1 187 COLLEGE RADIO (2045) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 41 40 1 180 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 83 36 3 196 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
DON KING 47-5374 70 56 3 216 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111 17 9 1 52 9TH TOMBSTONE (2048) TRICORUS
FAT LIP 52-3791 30 36 1 192 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
ERIK 56-3399 97 112 1 209 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 28 23 2 164 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
HIRE WATHA 60-9218 26 14 0 70 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 65 37 0 264 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 46 49 2 234 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
ROT 65-7407 23 16 0 79 THAT SMELL (2033) DAL SHANG
VITALOGY 68-5103 32 35 2 159 ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681) FIREHOLD
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 29 32 0 196 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 28 21 1 195 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
SPIRALS 75-3613 77 21 2 226 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 33 16 2 97 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
STRAY CAT 81-242 23 28 0 64 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
HIP WADERS 82--8894 36 59 2 213 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
SAINT ANNIE 84--24140 38 26 3 241 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
NICHLAUS 85-7665 22 27 3 124 FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835) JASPER GULCH
HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 9 10 5 53 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
SPURT 96-5750 26 23 4 216 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431 23 15 3 195 U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970) SHADOW GROVE
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 43 40 5 210 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
BEA HEADER 99-4683 42 49 4 199 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."