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Date : 08/08/2018 Duedate: 08/21/2018
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 744
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984 118 78 2 60.2 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720
FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835 NEXT GENERATION 18/1896
2 CANIS 99/2055 2097 1656 15 55.9 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004
CORVUS 3/1986 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919
DRACO 56/1858 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/2001
AQUILA 62/1908 BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906
PICTOR 26/1938 BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/2036
CEPHEUS 61/1820 6 WHY 2? 99/1974 432 398 3 52.0
SEA DOGS 22/1863 CHIEFS 5 99/2054
SEA DOGS 28/1864 CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871
ANDROMEDA 99/1998 FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
DUNGEON CELL 5/1702 THE MENTORS 12 7/1993
DUNGEON CELL 10/1861 MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859
DUNGEON CELL 46/1840 THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692 7 FIST 26/1889 4442 4303 44 50.8
SHEWISH BUFFET 25/2056 QUEEN 9/1629
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 TRIBE 24/1648
SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991 N.W.A. 84/1945
SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019 REVIEW 84/1958
3 RED SCARE 22/1960 957 782 3 55.0 BALLERS 84/1957
TEAM FLOYD 38/690 BIG SHOTS 28/1739
COLLEGE RADIO 43/2045 CRITICALS 75/1635
EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953 HURRICANE 84/1951
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 JOHN BROWN 7/1843
ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015 PEEP SHOW 84/1696
ARCANE BBQ 2018 98/2053 STANKONIA 84/2041
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 BOOK BINGE 84/2040
ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777 SOME OLD B 84/1962
THE MOTHERSHIP AG 84/2046 STILLMATIC 36/1652
THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016 THAT SMELL 65/2033
ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM 68/1681 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/2047 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
4 SCOTCH 71/1705 1527 1285 19 54.3 CROOKED RAIN 84/2039
AVID FANS 45/569 LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
OPEN SESAME 50/824 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 9TH TOMBSTONE 51/2048
SUE'S BOYS 72/2050 DRUNK DRAWING 84/1933
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352 FINGER LICKIN 84/2018
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006
WS ARMS '05 71/1968 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
MONGOL HORDE 73/1975 TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
RUSSIAN BIRDS 72/1931 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1473 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 BLOOD GANG 717F 98/2044
5 SHEPHERDS 18/1713 271 234 5 53.7 GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008
BASH BROS GAS 72/2034 I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
BASH BROS NEWS 72/1942 TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
BASH BROS PARK 47/1867 WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
BB SIDE MIRROR 72/2035 BLOOD GANG 718FB 98/2051
BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/2043 DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985
IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693 FEAR FACTORY 7 73/2057
HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 85/2042 GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955
PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890 MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877
BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668 ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948
8 IN BLOOM 85/2009 37 38 3 49.3 FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988
DOLI CAPAX 43/2032 FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989
SPROUT OF IT 9/2026 FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964
HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
PRAY THE GODS 81/2038 ON MY BOOKSHELF 72/2037
ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1848 PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872
KINDRED SPIRIT 85/2049 DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897
I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/2028 12 BAD BEATS 47/1971 305 351 2 46.5
CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/2029 YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
9 GET 56/1814 116 128 2 47.5 ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
BALTO 6/1793 YUPPIE HORDE 31/2022
ERRATA 32/1805 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
ERRATA 81/1823 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
MARKS PARTY 15/2020 13 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708 120 140 3 46.2
THROWIN SHADE 99/1895 WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831
TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795 14 MONSTER MAN 81/1582 262 306 5 46.1
10 HAS-BEENS 82/1999 568 639 4 47.1 15 ORDER 14/1754 371 440 3 45.7
YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500 ORDER 36/1780
SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698 OTTOBAHN 31/2030
U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970 SEINFELD 19/1741
U PAY I SLAY 5 98/2052 BAD BREAD 33/1041
U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687 OTTODROME 13 84/1950
SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904 STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
11 GWAR 82/1731 661 762 10 46.5 16 REDHORSE 56/1325 346 508 3 40.5
D.R.I. 21/1471 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
BIG TEN 3 82/1747 17 AVENGERS 31/1321 258 380 0 40.4
DEADLY RAGE 72/708 HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
IN SHINOLA 82/1833 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
FEAR FACTORY 61/666 18 BIG IDEA 47/1866 4 6 0 40.0
WHO DA MAN? 73/1992 19 ARROGANCE 18/755 621 1035 11 37.5
FEAR FACTORY 82/1729
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
Mission to the Twisted Lands
Episode 12
For the moment, there was nothing leaking out of the Chaos Gate except glittering
black dust. But as Vlada waited, sword in hand, she knew that in a very short time
this canyon -- this world -- would be invaded by monstrous, man-eating chaos chickens.
She wondered if she had what it took to perform this kind of defense. .oO(Damn it,)
she thought, (I'm just a kid. I'm not even 17 years old. People my age aren't
supposed to die defending the world. But if I don't help, the others might not manage
it. So I have to!) She stood her ground, but felt very unhappy about it.
The others had their weapons ready, too. Linda, the villainous-looking barge crew
woman, was half-crouched with a long dagger in each hand. Fealost climbed to his feet
and waited with his short spear. Kinthel slowly twirled her quarterstaff. Orv, the
gender-ambiguous spirit they had brought in place of a mage, removed some objects from
its saddlebags, started a small campfire, and set a pot of water on to boil.
By the time Orv had made the tea, another staple had popped out of the wall and more
glittering dust was sifting down from the half-sealed crack which was the Gate.
"Quick!" said the spirit. "Each of you come and drink, one at a time."
"What's this supposed to do, again?" asked Vlada, when it was her turn. Orv handed
her a tin cup, which she dipped in the pot. The brew was very hot. She blew on it,
and took a cautious sip.
"It will protect you from their energy weapons," the spirit said. "At least Sheila
Greywand thinks it will."
The tea had a sweet and delicate flavor, but was gritty due to the gate-dust that had
been added to it. Vlada swished the first sip around in her mouth, then shrugged and
drank the whole cup as quickly as she could. "I don't feel any different."
"You're not supposed to, even when the big chickens shoot at you."
When they had all drunk their potion, the spirit said, "Now, we have to open the gate.
Kot, you've got a crowbar, haven't you?"
Looking dubious, Kot fetched his crowbar from Balky's pack. "So... I just pry the
staples out now?"
"Right. Think of it as a cyst. It has to be cleaned out before it can heal."
Vlada made a face. "Ew. So the chaos chickens are like... pus?"
"Yes, they are," said Kot Buglar, frowning. "They stink, too." He wedged the sharp
end of the crowbar under one of the staples, grunted with effort, and levered it out.
There were three more staples. Soon he had removed them all, and the opening gaped
like a wound with stitches torn out. A rotten-egg smell puffed out.
Stepping to one side, Vlada thought she could see into the hole, although it was very
dark in there. It looked like it would be a tight squeeze to get in. But there was
sound: someone cursing in an unknown language, a sort of bok-bok-bok from multiple
voices, and an occasional metallic clanging.
"Well," said Kot, "He needs help. I'm going in." He looked at Vlada. "Once I climb
in, hand me a cup of that tea, okay?" He sheathed his dagger, hoisted himself up into
the crack, and squeezed in. After he had pulled in both feet, Vlada handed a cup of
tea through the Gate.
Orv seemed to be praying, or maybe working on a spell; it was murmuring into its
cupped hands.
Vlada was arguing with herself. .oO(Kot is a useful guy, but if Mr. Woodhaven really
needs help, it should be a trained fighter. Maybe Fealost or Kinthel will volunteer?)
She looked at them, and they were both walking up to the Gate. With a sigh, she
sheathed her sword and walked up to the Gate as well.
Kinthel had already gone in. Fealost formed a step with his linked hands, so she
could get up to the opening more easily. He gave her a slight smile as she thrust her
free leg through the hole and climbed in. She reached back to help Linda, who came
next, and then Orv, then Fealost.
The air was incredibly foul in here. Something was glowing. She could see that the
room, or rather, the cave, was about the size of an inn's common room, and it was made
of glittery black rock. The floor was covered with shell fragments, the rotting
remains of embryonic chaos chickens, and also the dismembered corpses of adult chaos
chickens. At the far end of the cave, there was movement. That was where the bad
language was coming from, and the light, which pinkish light, which glowed from a high
and narrow passageway.
Orv said a word that throbbed and echoed. A bright greenish-white light shot from his
mouth and rose, to hover near the ceiling. By that illumination, Vlada got her first
look at Keel Woodhaven. He was more than eight feet tall, heavily built and heavily
scarred, with patches of metal in his skin here and there, and he held a really,
really big sword that glowed. He drank the cup of tea that Kot Buglar handed him,
then dropped the cup and swung the sword two-handed as something tried to dart past
him.
At last, Vlada got to see a chaos chicken as she was running toward it. It moved
really fast. It was covered in rusty black feathers, but didn't really look all that
much like a chicken. Running on two long, skinny leg-like appendages, it used its
third appendage to hold a slender tube with a hole in the end, which it pointed at
Woodhaven.
The half-Shew's blade barely missed the creature's upper limb, but did slice a chunk
from its body. Uttering a shrill scream, the thing fired its weapon. A barbed dart
flew out and plunged into one of Woodhaven's legs, eliciting a few loud phrases in
Shewish. There were a number of darts sticking out of his body.
Vlada lunged, thrusting her longsword into the base of the thing's upper limb. Her
steel didn't slide in as easily as she'd expected; the feathers had a hard shell
underneath them. But the chaos chicken squawked and kicked at her. As she dodged,
she was aware of Fealost stepping up to stand beside Woodhaven at the passage, while
the others were busy with something farther back.
There was a loud humming sound, kind of a low-pitched ringing in her ears, and the
chaos chicken collapsed on the floor. She drew back her sword for another thrust.
"Don't kill it yet!" Orv said quickly. "I've stunned it. Let me search its mind."
Vlada stepped back, breathing hard. She hadn't fought very long, but... this was
scary. "Just let me know if it's about to attack."
Kinthel, Kot and Linda ran past. Kneeling, Orv placed a hand on the alien's stinking
body. The creature shuddered. Orv said, "They're invading due to horrible population
pressure. But I see that they would never coexist with Ghean life. These creatures
will eliminate all other life forms except the species they eat." The spirit stood up
with a sigh. "Kill it."
Grimly, Vlada stabbed it through the big hole in the shell that Woodhaven had chopped.
There was a horrible stench, and the body ceased throbbing. Vlada was surprised that
she hadn't gone nose-blind by now, but this place was evidently a vast storehouse of
fresh nasal offenses.
"Come with me," Orv said, and led her over to the defenders at the passage. "We've
brought the staples that we removed from the Gate," the spirit explained. "We need
the best fighters to push the aliens back, then I'll pull the walls shut on this
passage and we can staple it shut, which will give us time to retreat to Ghea and seal
the Gate once and for all."
Vlada said, "But if we push the chaos chickens back... nobody's going to get trapped
on the wrong side of that passage, are they?"
"I hope not," Orv said. "Please try your hardest not to let that happen."
Keel Woodhaven looked around, then pointed at Vlada and Fealost. "You two. I'll back
you up as long as I can, but since I'm bigger, I'll need to get out of there first."
Vlada glanced at Fealost and nodded. Then she took a deep breath, which made her
lungs feel filthy, and stepped into the passage next to him.
Two chaos chickens raced toward them.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good afternoon.
There were 117 fights in Home Guard arena today, 6 challenges, and a single death.
Apparently, Scotch avoided Under Jolly Roger, but there were a number of other avoids
as well.
CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) (27-22-2,191) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged LONE WOLF (31-162)
(66-99-1,193) of AVENGERS. CHICKEN A LA KING devastated LONE WOLF in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX (71-6370) (29-11-1,151) of SCOTCH challenged R-1 (18-9490) (42-29-
1,153) of NEXT GENERATION. JOCK-IN-THE-BOX slimly lost to R-1 in a popular 4 minute
gruesome Challenge match. Mr. Box was voted this turn's favorite fighter.
GOLDBEAR (47-2724) (28-21-0,115) of BIG IDEA challenged WICKED SLICE (39-4083) (20-34-
1,160) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT. GOLDBEAR outwaited WICKED SLICE in a popular 8 minute
Challenge contest.
FULCRUM (72-6122) (22-6-1,92) of RUSSIAN BIRDS challenged ELF COBBLER (7-6525) (22-12-
2,67) of SHEWISH PICNIC. FULCRUM was defeated by ELF COBBLER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Challenge match.
SNUFFY (50-3865) (16-8-1,33) of OPEN SESAME challenged HUMAN PRETZEL (59-2926) (21-28-
6,44) of SHEWISH MUNCHIES. SNUFFY was devastated by HUMAN PRETZEL in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge duel.
I MOTHER EARTH (59-2504) (29-23-1,74) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged MALICE (99-6436) (10-
17-4,83) of WHY 2?. I MOTHER EARTH devastated MALICE in a 2 minute mismatched
Challenge match.
EXECUTIONER (5-5505) (42-33-1,276) of DUNGEON CELL fought SPIRALS (75-3613) (77-21-
2,226) of CRITICALS. EXECUTIONER was overcome by SPIRALS in an action packed 3 minute
Title melee. Spirals is our best Total Parry and, of course, Captain of the Guard.
Here was the single death. DAAVYA (35-4751) (21-12-1,102) of HOUSE JHEREG fought
ATHENA (7-6674) (22-10-1,131) of THE MENTORS 12. DAAVYA slaughtered ATHENA in a 1
minute one-sided fray.
DOBBIE (84-30850) (79-73-2,233) of PEEP SHOW fought JOB (18-6129) (79-193-0,220) of
SHEPHERDS. DOBBIE viciously subdued JOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
Dobbie is our highest ranked Wall of Steel while Job, as usual, is overall popularity
leader.
Our least favorite fighter this turn is Violent Pacification. VIOLENT PACIFICATION
(21-6180) (44-60-0,194) of D.R.I. fought MC REN (84-27222) (46-37-0,189) of N.W.A..
VIOLENT PACIFICATION was savagely defeated by MC REN in a slow 26 minute gory match.
Oh my goodness, what a long, boring fight!
And now for the rest of the stylemasters.
YONDER ORPHAN (5-5387) (74-29-3,367) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW fought TAMBA (97-6138) (42-
30-4,184) of CHIEFS 16.1. YONDER ORPHAN overpowered TAMBA in an exciting 1 minute
brutal one-sided bout.
The Orphan is our most highly rated Basher.
The best Aimed Blow around here is Gamma Cephei. GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (65-37-0,264)
of CEPHEUS fought GWAR (2-6074) (38-54-1,193) of MENTOR DEMENTOR. GAMMA CEPHEI
devastated GWAR in an action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (50-18-3,242) of DUNGEON CELL fought PERPETUAL (84-14073) (26-9-
0,203) of OTTODROME 13. BLACKGUARD savagely defeated PERPETUAL in an exciting 2
minute gruesome fight. Blackguard is top Striker.
The premier Slasher this turn is Dres. DRES (18-10562) (47-29-1,211) of HIP HOP
HEROES fought FIGHTING ILLINI (82-41796) (63-56-1,197) of BIG TEN 3. DRES vanquished
FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
XI AQUILAE (62-4794) (46-49-2,234) of AQUILA fought PINK SHIRT (28-5336) (34-25-0,204)
of BIG SHOTS. XI AQUILAE was overpowered by PINK SHIRT in a 1 minute bloody
mismatched fight. Mr. Shirt is top Lunger.
Ice Wind is our best Parry-Riposte. IOTA DRACONIS (56-4546) (43-39-0,183) of DRACO
fought ICE WIND (47-7758) (70-46-2,192) of BASH BROS PARK. IOTA DRACONIS was
viciously subdued by ICE WIND in a popular 6 minute gory brawl.
SOULTAKER (82-16461) (23-14-2,213) of HAS-BEENS fought PICAROON (28-5202) (43-29-
1,193) of SEA DOGS. SOULTAKER viciously subdued PICAROON in an action packed 2 minute
brutal duel. Picaroon, of course, is the reigning Parry-Lunge around here.
And the top Parry-Strike is Chainsaw Juggler. JONAS (25-5938) (35-37-1,187) of SAY MY
NAME fought CHAINSAW JUGGLER (82-56761) (26-23-0,178) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS. JONAS was
savagely defeated by CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
That is all the news I can think of to tell you. Still no word about Mr. Woodhaven.
With best wishes,
Sylvia Horn
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPIRALS 75-3613 78 21 2 237 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 75 29 3 380 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 66 37 0 275 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 70 90 1 271 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
BLACKGUARD 5-5543 51 18 3 259 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
SAINT ANNIE 84-41396 39 26 3 256 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
DOBBIE 84-30850 80 73 2 241 PEEP SHOW (1696) BLACKSTONE
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 39 43 1 238 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
SPURT 96-5750 27 23 4 229 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 48 37 0 227 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
SOULTAKER 82-16461 24 14 2 226 HAS-BEENS (1999) DWES EG
DRES 18-10562 48 29 1 225 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
KERN 36-7601 48 43 1 217 ORDER (1780) JHANS
-DON KING 47-5374 70 56 3 216 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 84 36 3 215 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
HIP WADERS 82-56642 37 59 2 215 IN SHINOLA (1833) DWES EG
PINK SHIRT 28-5336 35 25 0 215 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
REBUILD 36-7697 58 59 0 214 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
PRIVATEER 28-5247 54 34 0 212 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
-BOZO 42-4016 69 89 0 211 CLOWNING AROUND (1720) RODEKI
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 29 17 1 211 FIST (1889) CALEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 69 55 13 210 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
EXECUTIONER 5-5505 42 34 1 210 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
LUNITARI 82-57001 28 16 0 210 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
GORDONS 28-5337 53 37 0 209 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 30 32 0 209 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 69 75 0 208 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 64 89 0 208 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403 28 9 0 208 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOLINARI 82-41826 39 54 2 207 MOONS OF KRYNN (1877) DWES EG
JEX 14-4848 53 51 0 206 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
MEGABOLOX 47-4312 42 42 1 206 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831) NORTH FORK
SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431 24 15 3 206 U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970) SHADOW GROVE
PERPETUAL 84-14073 26 10 0 204 OTTODROME 13 (1950) BLACKSTONE
ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386 42 18 0 203 EL CAMINO:TRES (1953) BLACKSTONE
CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583 28 22 2 203 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 72 54 1 201 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
JOB 18-6129 79 194 0 200 SHEPHERDS (1713) TALCAMA
ICE WIND 47-7758 71 46 2 200 BASH BROS PARK (1867) NORTH FORK
FEZZIK 45-814 42 40 1 199 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 54 41 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
RUBIN CARTER 84-33714 39 30 1 198 HURRICANE (1951) BLACKSTONE
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 90 88 0 197 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892 55 25 0 196 WAY OF THINKING (1874) BLACKSTONE
STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 41 63 0 196 FEAR FACTORY II (1730) DWES EG
DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173 37 41 0 196 PICTOR (1938) CALEAM
THE GNOME 84-26786 60 33 0 195 PIPER AT THE GATES (1890) BLACKSTONE
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 45 43 0 195 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
KID KOALA 4-5694 35 37 1 195 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
MC REN 84-27222 47 37 0 194 N.W.A. (1945) BLACKSTONE
AIR RAID 84-32877 45 43 0 194 I SHALL BE FREE (1842) BLACKSTONE
-THE HITMAN 30-4550 27 12 0 194 WRESTLMANIACS (1473) IAYE
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 63 57 1 193 BIG TEN 3 (1747) DWES EG
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 46 50 2 193 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
PICAROON 28-5202 43 30 1 193 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
BURKES CAFE 82-6800 26 19 1 193 ORIOLE MADNESS (2015) DWES EG
GWAR 2-6074 38 55 1 192 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
-FAT LIP 52-3791 30 36 1 192 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 17 20 4 192 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE
DOLGAN 56-751 63 134 5 191 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761 27 23 0 191 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
CHUCKY 22-7121 43 38 1 190 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
SECOND MATE 22-7157 43 40 1 190 SEA DOGS (1863) SOLVEN
BEA HEADER 99-4683 42 50 4 190 U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687) SOUTH RIDGE
TAMBA 97-6138 42 31 4 190 CHIEFS 16.1 (1871) SHADOW GROVE
ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521 37 23 1 190 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546 43 40 0 189 DRACO (1858) ROCANIS
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 28 22 1 189 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
HELLHOUND 6-7152 34 32 0 188 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ONE TIME! 47-8396 33 21 0 188 BAD BEATS (1971) NORTH FORK
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 58 62 1 187 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621 37 37 6 187 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 35 43 0 187 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
ERIK 56-3399 97 113 1 186 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 44 61 0 186 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
THE PROFESSOR 84-30925 42 28 1 186 BALLERS (1957) BLACKSTONE
FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456 32 63 1 186 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
COSMO 19-4498 58 59 1 185 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
CHATMON 6-6992 52 47 3 185 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
LONE WOLF 31-162 66 100 1 184 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011 29 22 1 184 COLLEGE RADIO (2045) VEASTIAN
THE ROOSTER 22-7254 22 5 1 184 RED SCARE (1960) SOLVEN
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 43 41 5 183 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 102 61 0 182 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
SNAKE BITE 56-4343 52 62 1 182 SERPENTS' HOLD (1698) ROCANIS
ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811 38 28 1 182 BUSINESS CLASS (1684) BLACKSTONE
FEALOST 1-3916 73 104 2 181 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 73 46 0 181 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
JONAS 25-5938 35 38 1 181 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394 48 60 0 180 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867 40 26 0 180 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 36 54 0 180 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
-BACK 56-3949 35 31 0 177 GET (1814) ROCANIS
RARE BREED 28-5350 70 38 0 176 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 35 75 0 176 FEAR FACTORY (1729) DWES EG
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 27 22 0 176 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
WAR TOY 82-7167 25 6 2 173 GWAR (1731) DWES EG
ADDICTION 84-48891 30 20 1 172 REVIEW (1958) BLACKSTONE
CAMPY DIGIT 38-5252 22 12 1 172 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 29 23 2 171 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
BLOCK 26-5168 35 37 1 170 FIST (1889) CALEAM
R-1 18-9490 43 29 1 169 NEXT GENERATION (1896) TALCAMA
OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035 32 31 1 169 BOOK BINGE (2040) BLACKSTONE
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 45-3951 21 15 2 169 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 62 70 1 168 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
CHAZZ 2-6132 41 25 2 168 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109 31 22 0 168 CROOKED RAIN (2039) BLACKSTONE
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 57 76 2 166 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
BABY BAB 21-8106 33 39 0 164 CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029) SUNSET
DAAVYA 35-4751 22 12 2 163 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
-CLOWN 14-4418 32 41 0 162 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795) TOBIR
MAMMA MIA 14-5144 29 16 2 162 STREEP LEGAL (1977) TOBIR
VITALOGY 68-5103 32 36 2 160 ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681) FIREHOLD
ST. RIKER 62-4828 42 55 0 154 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370 29 12 1 154 SCOTCH (1705) KYR'TERR
JOMMY 56-4539 35 60 1 153 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
CURDLE 96-5748 29 21 3 153 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
AYI'IG 73-6302 25 20 1 153 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BACKBEREND 43-5087 26 20 3 150 DOLI CAPAX (2032) VEASTIAN
FAITH 47-8944 37 62 1 149 SERPENTS HOLD II (1904) NORTH FORK
THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298 41 27 0 148 PANDORA'S CARDS (1872) MORYA
DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949 33 32 0 148 DRUNK DRAWING (1933) BLACKSTONE
WILLIE BROWN 6-6944 55 53 0 147 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 49 72 1 147 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333 28 26 0 147 HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006) JASPER GULCH
GOLDBEAR 47-2724 29 21 0 146 BIG IDEA (1866) NORTH FORK
-TICKET TAKER 45-2522 13 2 1 146 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874 27 15 0 145 SPROUT OF IT (2026) ZUKAL
METAL BRACE 7-6453 51 43 1 144 JOHN BROWN (1843) BONSUR
-MEABEER 56-3899 37 30 0 144 GET (1814) ROCANIS
-UPPER DECK 6-6268 35 32 0 142 BALTO (1793) TRANSEL
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413 23 10 1 141 SHEWISH BUFFET (1991) JADE MOUNTAIN
JAROBI 24-5158 46 58 3 140 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620 37 62 0 139 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897) DWES EG
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238 32 15 2 138 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
WICKED SLICE 39-4083 20 35 1 137 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910) XOCHITHLAN
STEADY DECLINE 84-47675 22 16 2 135 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989) BLACKSTONE
CLEAN HANDS 17-7677 34 44 0 133 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
HOFFA 18-8478 65 209 1 132 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-NAZARETH 59-2503 37 19 0 131 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
RIOT FIGHT 84-49230 35 35 3 131 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
NECROWRETCH 73-6540 27 14 0 131 FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988) ERINIKA
ODACHI 31-6569 26 40 1 130 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
NICHLAUS 85-7665 22 28 3 125 FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835) JASPER GULCH
BURDEN TOFU 38-5293 24 21 0 124 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
-MOUSE 15-5221 19 6 0 124 MARKS PARTY (2020) MALCORN
-ACE HARDWARE 47-7492 28 23 0 123 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CUTTER JOHN 85-4984 19 11 0 122 IN BLOOM (2009) JASPER GULCH
VESSEL 98-5481 19 18 4 118 BLOOD GANG 717F (2044) SYVYN'S HILL
BREAK OF DAY 17-7713 35 42 3 117 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
NEVERMORE 9-5846 31 48 0 117 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238 25 42 1 116 GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008) BLACKSTONE
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656 25 13 2 115 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
WOOKEY JACK 85-7008 26 10 1 113 HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 (2042) JASPER GULCH
-REPETITIVE 72-7684 22 5 0 112 BASH BROS NEWS (1942) DRAGONHEAD
PAPPY VAN WINKLE 85-4901 20 5 2 111 KINDRED SPIRIT (2049) JASPER GULCH
-POP KHAN 73-5757 15 5 1 111 MONGOL HORDE (1975) ERINIKA
ATHENA 7-6674 22 11 1 109 THE MENTORS 12 (1993) BONSUR
ADEMA 61-3093 43 58 0 107 FEAR FACTORY (666) JURINE
ANOMALY 82-771 29 29 1 106 LEGAL TERMS (1984) DWES EG
PART POWER 13-5627 48 84 0 103 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
SCONE GOLEM 7-6563 21 17 0 102 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 40 35 0 101 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRIMERIDIAN 84-44883 28 14 2 100 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (2046) BLACKSTONE
POKEY, MON! 29-6158 23 21 1 100 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
CANNED HEAT 6-7219 20 11 1 100 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
HENCHMAN 46-4560 20 10 0 100 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
RAT-CATCHER 5-5714 19 25 0 100 DUNGEON CELL (1702) KALTOS
SIX-GUN TAROT 72-8680 17 11 0 100 ON MY BOOKSHELF (2037) DRAGONHEAD
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 34 16 2 99 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
LEAK 72-7886 23 8 3 99 BASH BROS GAS (2034) DRAGONHEAD
STRATOS 31-6499 19 7 0 99 OTTOBAHN (2030) CHIMLEVTAL
ROT 65-7407 24 16 0 97 THAT SMELL (2033) DAL SHANG
MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697 23 51 0 97 FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964) BLACKSTONE
GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458 30 26 2 94 STANKONIA (2041) BLACKSTONE
ELF COBBLER 7-6525 23 12 2 94 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
RIPKEN 82-56713 19 9 0 94 ORIOLE MADNESS (2015) DWES EG
-FIELDER 8-5276 14 5 1 94 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
SNOZZLE 20-460 26 26 0 93 HUCKLE'S CATS (2014) SEAM
ERNIE ERNESTO 84-48896 23 9 2 93 FINGER LICKIN (2018) BLACKSTONE
I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504 30 23 1 92 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920 23 8 0 92 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
BATH 96-6062 13 9 3 92 BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043) OLD VALAMANTIS
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154 20 5 1 91 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ITEM 32-4794 26 19 0 90 ERRATA (1805) ARVAT
SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771 23 13 1 88 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016) BLACKSTONE
-SPACE PROGRAM 24-5339 26 5 3 86 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
EGG RAID 84-49227 24 25 0 86 SOME OLD B (1962) BLACKSTONE
HERETIC 46-4553 30 8 0 85 DUNGEON CELL (1840) ARDIVENT
OVERSTAND 36-7937 42 34 7 84 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
-FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231 16 5 1 84 BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001) TROCAR
SHIFTED 72-7941 23 13 0 83 BB SIDE MIRROR (2035) DRAGONHEAD
FREEBOOTER 28-5201 24 31 0 82 SEA DOGS (1864) MORYA
BUSY BEE 18-10572 38 36 0 81 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
HIRE WATHA 60-9218 27 14 0 81 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
THE FADED LINE 82-56673 29 18 2 79 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
BEDTIME 84-49248 23 102 1 79 BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906) BLACKSTONE
GRAVITY 28-5599 20 14 0 79 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
FULCRUM 72-6122 22 7 1 78 RUSSIAN BIRDS (1931) DRAGONHEAD
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 27 29 0 77 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697 26 18 0 77 DRAWN TOGETHER (1985) DWES EG
PATRICK BATEMAN 31-6839 23 16 1 76 YUPPIE HORDE (2022) CHIMLEVTAL
-RACOON 99-6151 12 10 4 76 THROWIN SHADE (1895) SOUTH RIDGE
CANDYMAN 22-7177 33 52 0 75 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
LITHIUM 72-8234 22 28 1 75 DEADLY RAGE (708) DRAGONHEAD
-LEON DURHAM 72-6118 22 8 1 75 SUE'S BOYS (2050) DRAGONHEAD
-MISS TOOK 8-4091 20 13 2 75 LADIES IN WAITING (595) ARKERS
WEST WOOD 13-5630 51 81 1 74 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
BRUTALIX 31-6646 25 20 1 74 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
EAGLE'S CLAW 38-4345 20 4 2 73 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYING FIRE 5-5494 22 10 0 72 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
SHO'NUFF 25-5896 27 57 2 71 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
TERRE HAUTE 21-4522 27 26 0 71 TRIAL & ERROR (1885) SUNSET
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 26 23 3 71 I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028) SEAM
KATHANA 35-3553 18 10 2 71 HOUSE JHEREG (2005) MURSKA
POT SHOT 78-3230 29 26 0 70 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
MALICE 99-6436 10 18 4 70 WHY 2? (1974) SOUTH RIDGE
DESOLATE WAYS 73-6503 20 5 3 69 FEAR FACTORY 7 (2057) ERINIKA
DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674 24 53 0 68 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
HOFFA 18-9369 60 189 0 66 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
CANCHA 60-9147 27 36 1 64 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
-STRAY CAT 81-242 23 28 0 64 ERRATA (1823) SHADOWSPIRE
PINKY RING 36-8072 22 15 0 64 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
ED 26-5174 37 30 0 63 FIST (1889) CALEAM
T-4 STRAIN 73-6567 28 40 2 63 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975 17 13 0 63 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
VIDHI 81-2840 18 10 1 62 PRAY THE GODS (2038) SHADOWSPIRE
ANGEL HAIR 84-54540 17 13 1 62 PASTA LA VISTA (2012) BLACKSTONE
ORC TENDERLOIN 25-5617 7 1 0 62 SHEWISH BUFFET (2056) LYRATILAN
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 59-2657 24 13 2 61 CHAPEL ROCK (1352) ILLIS
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 71-6133 22 11 2 61 WS ARMS '05 (1968) KYR'TERR
-HIT THE SACK 29-6220 18 3 2 59 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
-BERT & ERNIE 50-3648 17 24 1 59 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
BASHER FORCE 62-4872 31 51 5 58 STRIKER FORCE (1753) VALAMANTIS
-AN ARM AND A KEG 29-6210 16 10 0 58 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
-STEVE LAKE 72-6117 17 5 0 56 SUE'S BOYS (2050) DRAGONHEAD
HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926 22 28 6 55 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019) ILLIS
BUSTED ACES 47-8580 22 12 1 55 BAD BEATS (1971) NORTH FORK
SPHINX 81-2755 19 26 2 55 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 9 11 5 54 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
ZWEIBACK 33-8417 18 17 0 53 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-10 ATTACK 21-7906 26 89 0 52 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
RED BARCHETTA 98-415 7 16 4 52 ARCAN MASH UPS '16 (2047) SYVYN'S HILL
-THE FINEST 78-3229 17 0 0 51 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
TAIPEI 96-6065 13 9 3 51 BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043) OLD VALAMANTIS
COMIC BOOK GUY 25-5571 17 4 0 50 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 17 10 1 49 BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004) ILLIS
INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111 17 10 1 47 9TH TOMBSTONE (2048) TRICORUS
ARCHAIC TRIAD 82-56745 22 16 1 46 ROMAN DIVINITY (1948) DWES EG
DELILAH 9-6107 15 9 0 46 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
RAINDROPS 78-3211 24 33 0 43 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
HEDGEHOG 56-3748 26 39 0 40 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-CHAKA KHAN 73-5760 15 9 1 40 MONGOL HORDE (1975) ERINIKA
PHIFE 24-5360 19 10 2 39 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SLITHERING IDIOT 98-6021 9 3 4 39 U PAY I SLAY 5 (2052) SYVYN'S HILL
HEMO GOBLIN 98-6013 8 4 4 38 BLOOD GANG 718FB (2051) SYVYN'S HILL
RIB TIP FLOYD 98-6077 9 3 6 36 ARCANE BBQ 2018 (2053) SYVYN'S HILL
-PROCYON 99-6671 7 4 4 35 CANIS (2055) SOUTH RIDGE
-BOWE 99-5028 9 2 4 32 CHIEFS 5 (2054) SOUTH RIDGE
SNUFFY 50-3865 16 9 1 26 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
KLEPTO MAN 73-6569 21 46 0 24 WHO DA MAN? (1992) ERINIKA
-HOUSTON 99-5036 8 3 4 23 CHIEFS 5 (2054) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ATHENA 7-6674 22 11 1 THE MENTORS 12 1993 DAAVYA 35-4751 744
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
St. Riker -- (baring her teeth) -- Goldbean
Janis Goblin you mean... ?
Avoid THIS!
Suicide King -- Hmph. Can't say I'm fond of the spike on that thing. -- Fealost
Freebooter -- Wow, that was really exciting! Thought I was gonna win. Some last-
minute rally you had. -- Hedgehog (Kinthel)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHICKEN A LA KING devastated LONE WOLF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX slimly lost to R-1 in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.
GOLDBEAR outwaited WICKED SLICE in a popular 8 minute Challenge contest.
FULCRUM was defeated by ELF COBBLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
SNUFFY was devastated by HUMAN PRETZEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
I MOTHER EARTH devastated MALICE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
EXECUTIONER was overcome by SPIRALS in a action packed 3 minute Title melee.
SPURT vanquished BEA HEADER in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
BLACKGUARD savagely defeated PERPETUAL in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
SAINT ANNIE overpowered ZETA AQUILAE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIFFERENT RULER was bested by HUNGRY HAROLD in a 2 minute conflict.
AIR RAID was bested by SAVAGE BEATING in a exciting 5 minute battle.
DOBBIE viciously subdued JOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
HIP WADERS defeated COSMO in a popular 1 minute duel.
SOULTAKER viciously subdued PICAROON in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
BURKES CAFE was unbelievably bested by ILL SUBLIMINAL in a 4 minute brawl.
YONDER ORPHAN overpowered TAMBA in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
XI AQUILAE was overpowered by PINK SHIRT in a 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
GAMMA CEPHEI devastated GWAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
ZENSU LASAGNA demolished CHUCKY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
SKILLET LIBEL viciously subdued DELTA PICTORIS in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
SUICIDE KING defeated SECOND MATE in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
DRES vanquished FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FEALOST was luckily beaten by DOLGAN in a exciting 1 minute gruesome melee.
JEX overcame KID KOALA in a action packed 2 minute bout.
EARLY ONE MORNING was overpowered by CANNED SAVRADESE in a 4 minute competition.
CELL BLOCK A was narrowly defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a action packed 2 minute duel.
VIOLENT PACIFICATION was savagely defeated by MC REN in a slow 26 minute gory match.
THE ROOSTER was overpowered by REBUILD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
ETA ANDROMEDAE demolished JOMMY in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
DARQUE PREACHER was demolished by SOLINARI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SEYMORE GUTTS narrowly defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 16 minute bloody match.
JONAS was savagely defeated by CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
ROSA MEXICANA lost to JANIS JOBLIN in a 2 minute bloody bout.
RUBIN CARTER subdued MAMMA MIA in a action packed 3 minute competition.
BUSTED KNUCKLE overpowered BUGG-SHASH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRIVATEER vanquished HELLHOUND in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
GORDONS handily defeated CHAZZ in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RARE BREED was overpowered by LUNITARI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided brawl.
THE GNOME viciously subdued HAMBURGER TRAIN in a exciting 15 minute gory match.
CHATMON was savagely defeated by FEZZIK in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
STYGIAN HAG overpowered BABY BAB in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
RIGHTEOUS was vanquished by KERN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
POSTMORTEM was savagely defeated by FOREIGN SHORE in a popular 7 minute gory battle.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was handily defeated by XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
STRAWBERRY JHANS devastated UNZASTER DIZASTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ROBERT GERMAN was luckily beaten by MEGABOLOX in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
IOTA DRACONIS was viciously subdued by ICE WIND in a popular 6 minute gory brawl.
ERIK was viciously subdued by OSWALD ORC in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
ONE TIME! viciously subdued BLOCK in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal conflict.
KURT COBAIN was overpowered by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE HIEROPHANT was savagely defeated by CUT YOUR HAIR in a popular 3 minute conflict.
POWER PUNCH savagely defeated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
ASSISTANT MANAGER won victory over BACKBEREND in a popular 6 minute duel.
THE PROFESSOR defeated NAAN COMBATANT in a popular 1 minute fight.
FAITH was vanquished by ADDICTION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
OF ICE AND GIN was subdued by HUNGRY HAROLD in a 2 minute duel.
STEADY DECLINE was defeated by DIPSO DOODLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
SNAKE BITE demolished FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
CAMPY DIGIT was luckily beaten by SHARON SHEW in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
BILLY THE KID narrowly defeated VITALOGY in a action packed 4 minute bloody brawl.
WAR TOY overpowered METAL BRACE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FLAME SPIDER demolished NEVERMORE in a exciting 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
CREAMED MALCORN narrowly defeated DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a action packed 3 minute duel.
MAYOR MEANSWELL handily defeated BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ST. RIKER won victory over SLICK STEPHAN in a popular 2 minute fight.
LEAK was handily defeated by JAROBI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
WILLIE BROWN viciously subdued RAT-CATCHER in a exciting 9 minute bloody match.
ADEMA was savagely defeated by VESSEL in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
AYI'IG overpowered CANNED HEAT in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
NECROWRETCH was narrowly defeated by WHUPPIN' IVORY in a popular 4 minute contest.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL savagely defeated NICHLAUS in a action packed 1 minute brutal duel.
DAAVYA slaughtered ATHENA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CURDLE vanquished HENCHMAN in a 2 minute brutal mismatched bout.
STRATOS was bested by WOOKEY JACK in a 2 minute battle.
CLEAN HANDS narrowly defeated POKEY, MON! in a popular 4 minute fight.
BURDEN TOFU was handily defeated by THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BREAK OF DAY was savagely defeated by ODACHI in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
PAPPY VAN WINKLE slimly won victory over SCONE GOLEM in a 1 minute fight.
RIOT FIGHT overpowered NINJA FERD in a action packed 3 minute gory mismatched duel.
PART POWER was vanquished by CUTTER JOHN in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PATRICK BATEMAN was bested by BATH in a action packed 2 minute battle.
DELTA CORVI was overpowered by ERNIE ERNESTO in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MIRROR'S GAZE won victory over FREEBOOTER in a 2 minute duel.
ANOMALY handily defeated POT SHOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
TRAIN RAIL defeated B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute duel.
SIX-GUN TAROT handily defeated CANCHA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
LITHIUM was luckily beaten by EGG RAID in a 2 minute bloody battle.
8 AM CLASS luckily beat SNOZZLE in a action packed 2 minute bloody contest.
CPT. BUZZY was overpowered by ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ED beat RIB TIP FLOYD in a action packed 4 minute one-sided brawl.
SAUSAGE FINGERS handily defeated DIRTY CLOTHES in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GRAVITY viciously subdued HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
HOME RUN!! was overpowered by BRUTALIX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRIMERIDIAN devastated CRYING FIRE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
GASOLINE DREAMS vanquished TERRE HAUTE in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
ARCHAIC TRIAD was savagely defeated by ORC TENDERLOIN in a exciting 1 minute match.
RIPKEN overpowered ANGEL HAIR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
VEIL OF DECEPTION devastated INNOCENT GEOMETRY in a popular 2 minute mismatched fray.
THE FADED LINE was viciously subdued by ROT in a exciting 3 minute bloody brawl.
BEDTIME overpowered HEMO GOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
ZWEIBACK was viciously subdued by BUSY BEE in a tiring 17 minute gory battle.
KATHANA savagely defeated HOWLIN' BANDIT in a 2 minute gruesome conflict.
VIDHI was viciously subdued by HIRE WATHA in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
SPHINX handily defeated KLEPTO MAN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
RAINDROPS was handily defeated by CANDYMAN in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
TAIPEI was savagely defeated by CYCLOTUBULUS in a popular 7 minute gory fight.
SHO'NUFF savagely defeated BUSTED ACES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
RED BARCHETTA was overpowered by WEST WOOD in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
COMIC BOOK GUY defeated HEDGEHOG in a exciting 3 minute match.
OVERSTAND overpowered SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PHIFE slimly lost to DESOLATE WAYS in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
T-4 STRAIN won victory over RECOVERY SETBACK in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
PINKY RING was devastated by HERETIC in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided fray.
EAGLE'S CLAW devastated DELILAH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHIFTED vanquished BASHER FORCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
-10 ATTACK was viciously subdued by PSUNAMI FORCE in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 61 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 13 - 0 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 35 PARRY-STRIKE 33 - 23 - 0 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 31 WALL OF STEEL 101 - 85 - 1 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 25 PARRY-LUNGE 58 - 49 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 22 STRIKING ATTACK 149 - 127 - 1 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 20 BASHING ATTACK 114 - 104 - 2 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 12 SLASHING ATTACK 50 - 51 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 11 LUNGING ATTACK 161 - 179 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 AIMED BLOW 286 - 333 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 158 - 192 - 0 45 |
Turn 744 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 18 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 13 - 9 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 13 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 11 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 31 - 30 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 18 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 8 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SPIRALS 75-3613 78 21 2 237 CRITICALS (1635)
BASHING ATTACK YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 75 29 3 380 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
AIMED BLOW GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 66 37 0 275 CEPHEUS (1820)
STRIKING ATTACK BLACKGUARD 5-5543 51 18 3 259 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
WALL OF STEEL DOBBIE 84-30850 80 73 2 241 PEEP SHOW (1696)
SLASHING ATTACK DRES 18-10562 48 29 1 225 HIP HOP HEROES (1646)
LUNGING ATTACK PINK SHIRT 28-5336 35 25 0 215 BIG SHOTS (1739)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ICE WIND 47-7758 71 46 2 200 BASH BROS PARK (1867)
PARRY-LUNGE PICAROON 28-5202 43 30 1 193 SEA DOGS (1864)
PARRY-STRIKE CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82--8775 27 23 0 191 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370. The ten other most popular fighters were ONE TIME! 47-8396,
BACKBEREND 43-5087, CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975, RIB TIP FLOYD 98-6077, SAVAGE BEATING
35-4339, ROT 65-7407, POSTMORTEM 82-7091, FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456, CHAINSAW JUGGLER
82--8775, and BILLY THE KID 59-2969.
The least popular fighter this week was VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180. The other ten
least popular fighters were MC REN 84-27222, BUSY BEE 18-10572, ZWEIBACK 33-8417,
DELILAH 9-6107, HEDGEHOG 56-3748, KLEPTO MAN 73-6569, CRYING FIRE 5-5494, HOME RUN!!
82--8667, BURDEN TOFU 38-5293, and ATHENA 7-6674.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 2 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 3 1 0 JURINE(61) 3 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 CALEAM(26) 2 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 3 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 4 4 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 3 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 4 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 3 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 5 3 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 4 0 1 ERINIKA(73) 3 3 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 3 0 JHANS(36) 3 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 3 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
DULLENS(13) 2 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 10 8 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 18 8 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 2 2 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 4 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 2 0 DUSKMOOR(95) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 3 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 4 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 4 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 5 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 3 0 ILLIS(59) 3 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 73 104 2 181 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
GWAR 2-6074 38 55 1 192 MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859) NIANIA
DELTA CORVI 3-7763 27 29 0 77 CORVUS (1986) OSKSI
KID KOALA 4-5694 35 37 1 195 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387 75 29 3 380 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693) KALTOS
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 69 75 0 208 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311 69 55 13 210 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692) BONSUR
CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975 17 13 0 63 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708) ARKERS
RIGHTEOUS 9-5893 35 43 0 187 FROM THE 80'S (1881) ZUKAL
CELL BLOCK A 10-6387 45 43 0 195 DUNGEON CELL (1861) KOLACT
POWER PUNCH 13-5629 62 70 1 168 ALLITERATE ARMY (1745) DULLENS
JEX 14-4848 53 51 0 206 ORDER (1754) TOBIR
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010 73 46 0 181 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
CLEAN HANDS 17-7677 34 44 0 133 LAY LADY LAY (1912) ALJAFIR
DRES 18-10562 48 29 1 225 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
COSMO 19-4498 58 59 1 185 SEINFELD (1741) ZUWAYZA
SNOZZLE 20-460 26 26 0 93 HUCKLE'S CATS (2014) SEAM
VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180 44 61 0 186 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
CHUCKY 22-7121 43 38 1 190 THE MENTORS GORE (1856) SOLVEN
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084 72 54 1 201 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
JONAS 25-5938 35 38 1 181 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228 29 17 1 211 FIST (1889) CALEAM
PINK SHIRT 28-5336 35 25 0 215 BIG SHOTS (1739) MORYA
POKEY, MON! 29-6158 23 21 1 100 ALMOST EXACTLY (1848) LAPUR
LONE WOLF 31-162 66 100 1 184 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638 27 22 0 176 BAD BREAD (1041) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 39 43 1 238 ONE MAN GANG (1718) MURSKA
KERN 36-7601 48 43 1 217 ORDER (1780) JHANS
SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217 48 37 0 227 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839) CLIFFHOME
WICKED SLICE 39-4083 20 35 1 137 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910) XOCHITHLAN
UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011 29 22 1 184 COLLEGE RADIO (2045) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 42 40 1 199 MAX'S MIRACLE (1721) STORMCROWE
JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380 84 36 3 215 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
MEGABOLOX 47-4312 42 42 1 206 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831) NORTH FORK
SNUFFY 50-3865 16 9 1 26 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111 17 10 1 47 9TH TOMBSTONE (2048) TRICORUS
DOLGAN 56-751 63 134 5 191 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
BILLY THE KID 59-2969 29 23 2 171 YOUNG GUNS (1907) ILLIS
HIRE WATHA 60-9218 27 14 0 81 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877 66 37 0 275 CEPHEUS (1820) JURINE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
XI AQUILAE 62-4794 46 50 2 193 AQUILA (1908) VALAMANTIS
ROT 65-7407 24 16 0 97 THAT SMELL (2033) DAL SHANG
VITALOGY 68-5103 32 36 2 160 ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681) FIREHOLD
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370 29 12 1 154 SCOTCH (1705) KYR'TERR
XIAHOU DUN 72-8784 30 32 0 209 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822) DRAGONHEAD
BUGG-SHASH 73-6313 28 22 1 189 GREAT OLD ONES (1955) ERINIKA
SPIRALS 75-3613 78 21 2 237 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
TRAIN RAIL 78-3239 34 16 2 99 HOWLIN CASE (1965) LIN TIRIAN
VIDHI 81-2840 18 10 1 62 PRAY THE GODS (2038) SHADOWSPIRE
SOULTAKER 82-16461 24 14 2 226 HAS-BEENS (1999) DWES EG
SAINT ANNIE 84--24140 39 26 3 256 TOM THUMB BLUES (1900) BLACKSTONE
WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333 28 26 0 147 HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006) JASPER GULCH
HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424 9 11 5 54 ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007) DUSKMOOR
SPURT 96-5750 27 23 4 229 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940) OLD VALAMANTIS
SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431 24 15 3 206 U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970) SHADOW GROVE
DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105 43 41 5 183 ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777) SYVYN'S HILL
ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335 17 20 4 192 ANDROMEDA (1998) SOUTH RIDGE