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Date   : 08/22/2018    Duedate: 09/04/2018

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 745

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984  118   80   2 59.6    6 IN BLOOM 85/2009      47   41   3 53.4
    FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835                   DOLI CAPAX 43/2032
  2 CANIS 99/2055       2117 1663  15 56.0      SPROUT OF IT 9/2026
    CORVUS 3/1986                               HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005
    DRACO 56/1858                               PRAY THE GODS 81/2038
    AQUILA 62/1908                              ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1848
    PICTOR 26/1938                              KINDRED SPIRIT 85/2049
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/2028
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/2029
    ANDROMEDA 99/1998                         7 WHY 2? 99/1974       436  404   3 51.9
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         CHIEFS 5 99/2054
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       THE MENTORS 12 7/1993
    SHEWISH BUFFET 25/2056                      MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
    SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991                    8 FIST 26/1889        4483 4340  45 50.8
    SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019                    QUEEN 9/1629
  3 RED SCARE 22/1960    963  794   3 54.8      TRIBE 24/1648
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           N.W.A. 84/1945
    COLLEGE RADIO 43/2045                       REVIEW 84/1958
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      BALLERS 84/1957
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015                      CRITICALS 75/1635
    ARCANE BBQ 2018 98/2053                     HURRICANE 84/1951
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    THE MOTHERSHIP AG 84/2046                   STANKONIA 84/2041
    THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016                   BOOK BINGE 84/2040
    ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM 68/1681                  SOME OLD B 84/1962
    ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/2047                  STILLMATIC 36/1652
    ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007                  THAT SMELL 65/2033
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
  4-SCOTCH 71/1705      1527 1285  19 54.3      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    AVID FANS 45/569                            THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          CROOKED RAIN 84/2039
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                         MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    RUSSIAN BIRDS 72/1931                       9TH TOMBSTONE 51/2048
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                      DRUNK DRAWING 84/1933
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     FINGER LICKIN 84/2018
  5 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    278  238   5 53.9      HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006
    BASH BROS GAS 72/2034                       STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    BB SIDE MIRROR 72/2035                      BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720                     BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    NEXT GENERATION 18/1896                     HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004                    ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919                   BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/2001                  BLOOD GANG 717F 98/2044
    BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906                  GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/2036                  I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900                     FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989
    BLOOD GANG 718FB 98/2051                    FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964
    BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/2043                    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    ON MY BOOKSHELF 72/2037
    HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 85/2042                  PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897
  9-GET 56/1814          116  128   2 47.5   12 BAD BEATS 47/1971    309  355   2 46.5
    BALTO 6/1793                                SERIOUS LEE 8/2010
    ERRATA 32/1805                              YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
    ERRATA 81/1823                              ONE MAN GANG 35/1718
    MARKS PARTY 15/2020                         YUPPIE HORDE 31/2022
    THROWIN SHADE 99/1895                       MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885                       ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910
    HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795                 13 MONSTER MAN 81/1582  262  307   5 46.0
 10 HAS-BEENS 82/1999    570  643   4 47.0   14 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708  120  143   3 45.6
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831
    U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970                      THE DELIRIUM RULES 32/2058
    U PAY I SLAY 5 98/2052                      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                   15 ORDER 14/1754        373  446   4 45.5
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                    ORDER 36/1780
 11 GWAR 82/1731         676  776  10 46.6      OTTOBAHN 31/2030
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              SEINFELD 19/1741
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           BAD BREAD 33/1041
    DEADLY RAGE 72/708                          OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    IN SHINOLA 82/1833                          STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                      16 REDHORSE 56/1325     346  510   3 40.4
    WHO DA MAN? 73/1992                         MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                     17 AVENGERS 31/1321     258  384   0 40.2
    DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985                      HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
    FEAR FACTORY 7 73/2057                      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955                   18-BIG IDEA 47/1866       4    6   0 40.0
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877                   19 ARROGANCE 18/755     622 1036  11 37.5
    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good afternoon.

There were 113 fights today, 10 challenges, and two deaths.  We have a new Captain of 
the Guard.

SPIRALS (75-3613) (78-21-2,237) of CRITICALS fought GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (66-37-
0,275) of CEPHEUS.  SPIRALS was overpowered by GAMMA CEPHEI in a 3 minute one-sided 
Title match.  Gamma Cephei is our most illustrious Aimed Blow.

Neither of the deaths happened on a challenge:

RUBIN CARTER (84-33714) (39-30-1,198) of HURRICANE fought NAAN COMBATANT (33-8638) 
(27-22-0,176) of BAD BREAD.  RUBIN CARTER murdered NAAN COMBATANT in a 1 minute bloody 
one-sided brawl.

STRATOS (31-6499) (19-7-0,99) of OTTOBAHN fought DELILAH (9-6107) (15-9-0,46) of 
QUEEN.  STRATOS easily killed DELILAH in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.

BABY BAB (21-8106) (33-39-0,164) of CRACKED REAR VIEW challenged BURDEN TOFU (38-5293) 
(24-21-0,124) of TMM KNOCKOFFS.  BABY BAB bested BURDEN TOFU in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute Challenge fight.

DAAVYA (35-4751) (22-12-2,163) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged CUT YOUR HAIR (84-29109) 
(31-22-0,168) of CROOKED RAIN.  DAAVYA was vanquished by CUT YOUR HAIR in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge battle.

CUTTER JOHN (85-4984) (19-11-0,122) of IN BLOOM challenged NICHLAUS (85-7665) (22-28-
3,125) of FEARSOME FIVESOME.  CUTTER JOHN savagely defeated NICHLAUS in a action 
packed 2 minute Challenge fight.

PAPPY VAN WINKLE (85-4901) (20-5-2,111) of KINDRED SPIRIT challenged WOOKEY JACK (85-
7008) (26-10-1,113) of HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2.  PAPPY VAN WINKLE was devastated by WOOKEY 
JACK in a 1 minute Challenge fight.

MAYOR MEANSWELL (9-5874) (27-15-0,145) of SPROUT OF IT challenged WHUPPIN' IVORY (85-
2333) (28-26-0,147) of HOUSE ROCKIN'.  MAYOR MEANSWELL devastated WHUPPIN' IVORY in a 
1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.

BACKBEREND (43-5087) (26-20-3,150) of DOLI CAPAX challenged CAMPY DIGIT (38-5252) (22-
12-1,172) of TMM KNOCKOFFS.  BACKBEREND beat CAMPY DIGIT in a 2 minute Challenge 
brawl.

POKEY, MON! (29-6158) (23-21-1,100) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged PRIMERIDIAN (84-
44883) (28-14-2,100) of THE MOTHERSHIP AG.  POKEY, MON! handily defeated PRIMERIDIAN 
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.

ANGEL HAIR (84-54540) (17-13-1,62) of PASTA LA VISTA challenged GRAVITY (28-5599) (20-
14-0,79) of BIG SHOTS.  ANGEL HAIR vanquished GRAVITY in an action packed 1 minute 
uneven Challenge duel.  Gravity was the most challenged fighter this turn.

VIDHI (81-2840) (18-10-1,62) of PRAY THE GODS challenged BUSY BEE (18-10572) (38-36-
0,81) of HIP HOP HEROES.  VIDHI overpowered BUSY BEE in a 2 minute gory uneven 
Challenge duel.

KATHANA (35-3553) (18-10-2,71) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS (72-
8154) (20-5-1,91) of BASH BROS OLYMPICS.  KATHANA was overpowered by ANNOYING 
ANNOUNCERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.

Now we move on to the stylemasters.

Our most highly recognized Striker is Blackguard.  BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (51-18-3,259) 
of DUNGEON CELL fought ERIK (56-3399) (97-113-1,186) of MEN OF STEEL.  BLACKGUARD 
devastated ERIK in an exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.

DOBBIE (84-30850) (80-73-2,241) of PEEP SHOW fought PRIVATEER (28-5247) (54-34-0,212) 
of SEA DOGS.  DOBBIE handily defeated PRIVATEER in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.  
Dobbie, of course, is our most thrilling Wall of Steel fighter.

Canned Savradese is the most obdurate Total Parry.  SKILLET LIBEL (38-5217) (48-37-
0,227) of TMM KNOCKOFFS fought CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (69-55-13,210) of SHEWISH 
PICNIC.  SKILLET LIBEL was handily defeated by CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute contest.

PINK SHIRT (28-5336) (35-25-0,215) of BIG SHOTS fought UNZASTER DIZASTER (43-1011) 
(29-22-1,184) of COLLEGE RADIO.  PINK SHIRT overpowered UNZASTER DIZASTER in a 1 
minute one-sided fray.  Mr. Shirt is the reigning Lunger in Home Guard.

The top Parry-Lunge is Picaroon.  DRES (18-10562) (48-29-1,225) of HIP HOP HEROES 
fought PICAROON (28-5202) (43-30-1,193) of SEA DOGS.  DRES was overpowered by PICAROON 
in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.

ROSA MEXICANA (84-35386) (42-18-0,203) of EL CAMINO:TRES fought BUGG-SHASH (73-6313) 
(28-22-1,189) of GREAT OLD ONES.  ROSA MEXICANA was devastated by BUGG-SHASH in a 1 
minute one-sided conflict.  Bugg-Shash is our premier Slasher.

Our best Parry-Riposte is Ice Wind.  JEX (14-4848) (53-51-0,206) of ORDER fought ICE 
WIND (47-7758) (71-46-2,200) of BASH BROS PARK.  JEX was overpowered by ICE WIND in an 
exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.

SUICIDE KING (35-3104) (39-43-1,238) of ONE MAN GANG fought DIFFERENT RULER (84-32892) 
(55-25-0,196) of WAY OF THINKING.  SUICIDE KING was demolished by DIFFERENT RULER in a 
2 minute one-sided melee.  Mr. King is our most highly recognized Basher.

The most highly ranked Parry-Strike is One Time!  VIOLENT PACIFICATION (21-6180) (44-
61-0,186) of D.R.I. fought ONE TIME! (47-8396) (33-21-0,188) of BAD BEATS.  VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION was viciously subdued by ONE TIME! in a 6 minute match.

Of course, Job is the overall popularity leader.  JOB (18-6129) (79-194-0,200) of 
SHEPHERDS fought POSTMORTEM (82-7091) (35-75-0,176) of FEAR FACTORY.  JOB overpowered 
POSTMORTEM in an exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided struggle.

SOULTAKER (82-16461) (24-14-2,226) of HAS-BEENS fought ILL SUBLIMINAL (24-5084) (72-
54-1,201) of TRIBE.  SOULTAKER slimly lost to ILL SUBLIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 6 
minute bloody bout.  After losing, Soultaker was voted this turn's favorite fighter.

And who was the least popular fighter this week?  It was The Gnome.  38) DARQUE 
PREACHER (98-4105) (43-41-5,183) of ARCANE MASH UP 14 fought THE GNOME (84-26786) (60-
33-0,195) of PIPER AT THE GATES.  DARQUE PREACHER was savagely defeated by THE GNOME 
in a dull 117 minute competition.  That's right, the fight lasted nearly two hours!

That is all I can say, and I'm sorry that we have no reports from the Twisted Lands 
this turn.

                                          -- Sylvia Horn

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         67  37  0  317  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        71  90  1  284  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            52  18  3  266  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         40  26  3  266  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 DOBBIE 84-30850              81  73  2  262  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           43  34  1  243  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 SPURT 96-5750                28  23  4  236  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        40  30  2  234  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      70  55 13  226  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          38  59  2  226  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           36  25  0  225  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 REBUILD 36-7697              59  59  0  220  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       30  17  1  219  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          70  75  0  218  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PICAROON 28-5202             44  30  1  218  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           29  22  1  218  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 LUNITARI 82-57001            29  16  0  218  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
-DON KING 47-5374             70  56  3  216  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         84  36  3  215  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       73  54  1  214  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           53  62  1  214  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         46  43  0  214  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431        25  15  3  214  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 ICE WIND 47-7758             72  46  2  212  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     56  25  0  211  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335       18  20  4  209  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    38  37  6  208  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 JOB 18-6129                  80 194  0  207  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        38  23  1  206  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           27  10  0  206  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          91  88  0  205  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        44  40  0  205  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 AIR RAID 84-32877            46  43  0  204  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         42  63  0  204  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       38  41  0  204  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 TAMBA 97-6138                43  31  4  203  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    28  22  2  203  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SOULTAKER 82-16461           24  15  2  203  HAS-BEENS (1999)           DWES EG
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          44  40  1  201  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            42  43  1  199  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 SPIRALS 75-3613              78  22  2  198  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE GNOME 84-26786           61  33  0  197  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 JEX 14-4848                  53  52  0  197  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           30  33  0  197  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    74  46  0  196  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 GORDONS 28-5337              53  38  0  196  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         39  44  1  196  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 GWAR 2-6074                  39  55  1  195  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 ONE TIME! 47-8396            34  21  0  195  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 DOLGAN 56-751                64 134  5  194  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        48  38  0  194  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 BURKES CAFE 82-6800          26  20  1  193  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         75  30  3  192  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            54  35  0  192  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 MC REN 84-27222              47  38  0  192  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 BLOCK 26-5168                36  37  1  192  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
-FAT LIP 52-3791              30  36  1  192  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 BOZO 42-4016                 69  90  0  191  CLOWNING AROUND (1720)     RODEKI
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         58  76  2  191  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       43  28  1  191  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   39  28  1  191  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 KID KOALA 4-5694             35  38  1  191  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 ERIK 56-3399                 97 114  1  190  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 DRES 18-10562                48  30  1  190  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 CHUCKY 22-7121               43  39  1  190  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           42  51  4  190  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 44  62  0  186  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386       42  19  0  186  EL CAMINO:TRES (1953)      BLACKSTONE
 VITALOGY 68-5103             33  36  2  186  ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681)  FIREHOLD
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     63  58  1  185  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      43  42  5  185  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 SOLINARI 82-41826            39  55  2  185  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 FEALOST 1-3916               73 105  2  184  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 LONE WOLF 31-162             66 101  1  184  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 JOMMY 56-4539                36  60  1  184  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 KERN 36-7601                 48  44  1  183  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             35  44  0  183  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
-KURT COBAIN 46-4253         102  61  0  182  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       49  60  0  182  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     37  54  0  182  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109       32  22  0  182  CROOKED RAIN (2039)        BLACKSTONE
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            43  55  0  181  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011    29  23  1  181  COLLEGE RADIO (2045)       VEASTIAN
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403     28  10  0  181  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COSMO 19-4498                58  60  1  180  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 FEZZIK 45-814                42  41  1  180  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         40  27  0  180  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       64  90  0  179  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 CHATMON 6-6992               52  48  3  179  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JONAS 25-5938                35  39  1  179  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         32  64  1  179  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 RARE BREED 28-5350           71  38  0  178  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
-BACK 56-3949                 35  31  0  177  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 THE ROOSTER 22-7254          22   6  1  176  RED SCARE (1960)           SOLVEN
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       27  23  0  175  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 WAR TOY 82-7167              26   6  2  175  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 ADDICTION 84-48891           31  20  1  174  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           35  76  0  173  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 CURDLE 96-5748               30  21  3  173  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 BACKBEREND 43-5087           27  20  3  172  DOLI CAPAX (2032)          VEASTIAN
 R-1 18-9490                  44  29  1  171  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035      32  32  1  171  BOOK BINGE (2040)          BLACKSTONE
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          62  71  1  170  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 42  25  2  170  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 BILLY THE KID 59-2969        29  24  2  170  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    27  24  0  168  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 BABY BAB 21-8106             34  39  0  166  CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029)   SUNSET
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             34  33  0  164  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           46  51  2  163  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
-CLOWN 14-4418                32  41  0  162  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 CAMPY DIGIT 38-5252          22  13  1  159  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874       28  15  0  158  SPROUT OF IT (2026)        ZUKAL
 DAAVYA 35-4751               22  13  2  157  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949        34  32  0  156  DRUNK DRAWING (1933)       BLACKSTONE
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            29  17  2  155  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      29  12  1  154  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 JAROBI 24-5158               47  58  3  153  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 AYI'IG 73-6302               25  21  1  153  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          55  54  0  150  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FAITH 47-8944                37  63  1  150  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413   24  10  1  149  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           52  43  1  146  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
-GOLDBEAR 47-2724             29  21  0  146  BIG IDEA (1866)            NORTH FORK
-TICKET TAKER 45-2522         13   2  1  146  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 STEADY DECLINE 84-47675      23  16  2  145  FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989)     BLACKSTONE
 PART POWER 13-5627           49  84  0  144  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
-MEABEER 56-3899              37  30  0  144  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
-UPPER DECK 6-6268            35  32  0  142  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   38  62  0  141  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 ODACHI 31-6569               26  41  1  141  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333       28  27  0  139  HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006)       JASPER GULCH
-LONDON BEEFEATER 72-6238     32  15  2  138  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          35  44  0  137  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 HOFFA 18-8478                65 210  1  134  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 CUTTER JOHN 85-4984          20  11  0  132  IN BLOOM (2009)            JASPER GULCH
-NAZARETH 59-2503             37  19  0  131  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 WOOKEY JACK 85-7008          27  10  1  131  HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 (2042)  JASPER GULCH
 PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920        24   8  0  131  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 WICKED SLICE 39-4083         20  36  1  131  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          24  22  0  130  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          35  36  3  128  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 NECROWRETCH 73-6540          27  15  0  128  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988)     ERINIKA
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         35  43  3  126  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
-MOUSE 15-5221                19   6  0  124  MARKS PARTY (2020)         MALCORN
 SCONE GOLEM 7-6563           21  18  0  121  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 NICHLAUS 85-7665             22  29  3  120  FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835)   JASPER GULCH
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             31  49  0  119  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158          24  21  1  118  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 ATHENA 7-6674                22  12  1  118  THE MENTORS 12 (1993)      BONSUR
 STRATOS 31-6499              20   7  1  118  OTTOBAHN (2030)            CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HENCHMAN 46-4560             21  10  0  116  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298       41  28  0  115  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
-PRIVATE LAPDANCE 31-5656     25  13  2  115  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 VESSEL 98-5481               19  19  4  115  BLOOD GANG 717F (2044)     SYVYN'S HILL
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       49  73  1  113  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           41  35  0  110  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 RAT-CATCHER 5-5714           20  25  0  109  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 ADEMA 61-3093                43  59  0  108  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           35  16  2  107  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458     31  26  2  107  STANKONIA (2041)           BLACKSTONE
 BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238  25  43  1  106  GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008)     BLACKSTONE
 PAPPY VAN WINKLE 85-4901     20   6  2  106  KINDRED SPIRIT (2049)      JASPER GULCH
 ANOMALY 82-771               29  30  1  104  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 SIX-GUN TAROT 72-8680        18  11  0  103  ON MY BOOKSHELF (2037)     DRAGONHEAD
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154  21   5  1  101  BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036)  DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           28  29  0  100  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       24  51  0   99  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 ELF COBBLER 7-6525           24  12  2   98  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 ROT 65-7407                  24  17  0   98  THAT SMELL (2033)          DAL SHANG
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771     24  13  1   97  THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016)   BLACKSTONE
 ORC TENDERLOIN 25-5617        8   1  0   96  SHEWISH BUFFET (2056)      LYRATILAN
-ERNIE ERNESTO 84-48896       23   9  2   93  FINGER LICKIN (2018)       BLACKSTONE
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       30  23  1   92  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 PRIMERIDIAN 84-44883         28  15  2   91  THE MOTHERSHIP AG (2046)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ITEM 32-4794                 26  19  0   90  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 PATRICK BATEMAN 31-6839      24  16  1   90  YUPPIE HORDE (2022)        CHIMLEVTAL
 HUMBLE LEE 8-4061            22  23  0   90  SERIOUS LEE (2010)         ARKERS
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           27  89  0   89  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 EGG RAID 84-49227            25  25  0   88  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231     17   5  1   88  BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001)  TROCAR
 HERETIC 46-4553              31   8  0   87  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
-SPACE PROGRAM 24-5339        26   5  3   86  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 LEAK 72-7886                 23   9  3   86  BASH BROS GAS (2034)       DRAGONHEAD
 LITHIUM 72-8234              23  28  1   86  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD
 SHIFTED 72-7941              23  14  0   85  BB SIDE MIRROR (2035)      DRAGONHEAD
 ANGEL HAIR 84-54540          18  13  1   85  PASTA LA VISTA (2012)      BLACKSTONE
 POT SHOT 78-3230             30  26  0   84  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 VIDHI 81-2840                19  10  1   84  PRAY THE GODS (2038)       SHADOWSPIRE
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            42  35  7   83  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218           28  14  0   83  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 RED BARCHETTA 98-415          8  16  4   83  ARCAN MASH UPS '16 (2047)  SYVYN'S HILL
 ARCHAIC TRIAD 82-56745       23  16  1   82  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      30  18  2   81  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 BEDTIME 84-49248             24 102  1   81  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65             27  23  3   79  I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028)     SEAM
-FULCRUM 72-6122              22   7  1   78  RUSSIAN BIRDS (1931)       DRAGONHEAD
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             34  52  0   77  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 CHALER 35-4572               22   6  0   76  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 COMIC BOOK GUY 25-5571       18   4  0   76  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
-RACOON 99-6151               12  10  4   76  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE
 CANCHA 60-9147               28  36  1   75  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             25  21  1   75  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
 CANNED HEAT 6-7219           20  12  1   74  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 HOFFA 18-9369                61 189  0   73  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-CRYING FIRE 5-5494           22  10  0   72  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          27  26  0   71  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 FREEBOOTER 28-5201           24  32  0   71  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697   26  19  0   70  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 RIPKEN 82-56713              19  10  0   70  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KATHANA 35-3553              18  11  2   70  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 ED 26-5174                   38  30  0   69  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 EAGLE'S CLAW 38-4345         20   5  2   69  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
-PIRATE 72-6806               20   8  1   69  NL CENTRAL (1987)          DRAGONHEAD
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        24  54  0   68  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 TAIPEI 96-6065               14   9  3   67  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 HIT THE SACK 29-6220         19   3  2   66  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            51  82  1   64  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 BUSTED ACES 47-8580          23  12  1   64  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
-STRAY CAT 81-242             23  28  0   64  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
 CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975          17  14  0   64  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            38  37  0   63  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 MALICE 99-6436               10  19  4   63  WHY 2? (1974)              SOUTH RIDGE
 SNOZZLE 20-460               26  27  0   62  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
 ZWEIBACK 33-8417             18  18  0   62  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 PINKY RING 36-8072           22  16  0   61  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
-RAGE 32-5979                 21  17  0   61  THE DELIRIUM RULES (2058)  ARVAT
 GRAVITY 28-5599              20  15  0   61  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 BATH 96-6062                 13  10  3   61  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 DESOLATE WAYS 73-6503        20   6  3   58  FEAR FACTORY 7 (2057)      ERINIKA
-BLOGG 50-3863                15  12  1   58  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926        22  29  6   57  SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)    ILLIS
 RAINDROPS 78-3211            25  33  0   56  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017     17  11  1   56  BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004)    ILLIS
 SPHINX 81-2755               19  27  2   55  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424         9  12  5   54  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         31  52  5   52  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 DELILAH 9-6107               15  10  0   52  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-THE FINEST 78-3229           17   0  0   51  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             27  58  2   50  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111    17  11  1   49  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
 HEDGEHOG 56-3748             26  40  0   46  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 T-4 STRAIN 73-6567           28  41  2   44  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 RIB TIP FLOYD 98-6077         9   4  6   42  ARCANE BBQ 2018 (2053)     SYVYN'S HILL
 PHIFE 24-5360                19  11  2   41  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 PROCYON 99-6671               8   4  4   40  CANIS (2055)               SOUTH RIDGE
 HEMO GOBLIN 98-6013           8   5  4   35  BLOOD GANG 718FB (2051)    SYVYN'S HILL
 KLEPTO MAN 73-6569           21  47  0   32  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 SLITHERING IDIOT 98-6021      9   4  4   31  U PAY I SLAY 5 (2052)      SYVYN'S HILL
 HOUSTON 99-5036               8   4  4   30  CHIEFS 5 (2054)            SOUTH RIDGE
-SNUFFY 50-3865               16   9  1   26  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 BOWE 99-5028                  9   3  4   26  CHIEFS 5 (2054)            SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638    27  23  0 BAD BREAD 1041         RUBIN CARTER 84-33714     745
DELILAH 9-6107            15  10  0 QUEEN 1629             STRATOS 31-6499           745

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Dolgan -- Wow.  I kept hurting you, but you didn't seem to notice. -- Fealost

Comic Book Guy -- Glad I could teach you so much. -- Hedgehog

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BABY BAB bested BURDEN TOFU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
DAAVYA was vanquished by CUT YOUR HAIR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CUTTER JOHN savagely defeated NICHLAUS in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
PAPPY VAN WINKLE was devastated by WOOKEY JACK in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MAYOR MEANSWELL devastated WHUPPIN' IVORY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BACKBEREND beat CAMPY DIGIT in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
POKEY, MON! handily defeated PRIMERIDIAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ANGEL HAIR vanquished GRAVITY in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
VIDHI overpowered BUSY BEE in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
KATHANA was overpowered by ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
SPIRALS was overpowered by GAMMA CEPHEI in a 3 minute one-sided Title match.
SAINT ANNIE devastated BEA HEADER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory one-sided battle.
DOBBIE handily defeated PRIVATEER in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
HIP WADERS viciously subdued MC REN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome bout.
SOULTAKER slimly lost to ILL SUBLIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody bout.
BLACKGUARD devastated ERIK in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SPURT overpowered COSMO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
ZENSU LASAGNA devastated BOZO in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
YONDER ORPHAN was overpowered by EXECUTIONER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SKILLET LIBEL was handily defeated by CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute contest.
REBUILD outlasted BATTLING BOB in a popular 9 minute gruesome fight.
KERN was overpowered by HORRIFYING ATTACK in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SUICIDE KING was demolished by DIFFERENT RULER in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
PINK SHIRT overpowered UNZASTER DIZASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BUSTED KNUCKLE handily defeated RIGHTEOUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
DRES was overpowered by PICAROON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
FEALOST was savagely defeated by THE PROFESSOR in a popular 3 minute gory match.
EARLY ONE MORNING outlasted ZETA AQUILAE in a popular 8 minute gruesome bout.
GWAR subdued OF ICE AND GIN in a action packed 3 minute contest.
JOB overpowered POSTMORTEM in a exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
JEX was overpowered by ICE WIND in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
VIOLENT PACIFICATION was viciously subdued by ONE TIME! in a 6 minute match.
KID KOALA was beaten by DELTA PICTORIS in a popular 3 minute duel.
CHUCKY was overcome by AIR RAID in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
SECOND MATE vanquished BILLY THE KID in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
THE ROOSTER was vanquished by ETA ANDROMEDAE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JONAS was handily defeated by LUNITARI in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
DARQUE PREACHER was savagely defeated by THE GNOME in a dull 117 minute competition.
SEYMORE GUTTS savagely defeated MEGABOLOX in a popular 4 minute brutal match.
TAMBA overpowered CHATMON in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
CELL BLOCK A narrowly defeated GORDONS in a action packed 4 minute brutal competition.
JOE WILLIAMS subdued XIAHOU DUN in a exciting 4 minute brutal conflict.
ELMORE JAMES narrowly defeated BURKES CAFE in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
ROSA MEXICANA was devastated by BUGG-SHASH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RUBIN CARTER murdered NAAN COMBATANT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
LONE WOLF was narrowly defeated by ASSISTANT MANAGER in a 11 minute battle.
SAVAGE BEATING was savagely defeated by FLAME SPIDER in a action packed 3 minute bout.
PERPETUAL overpowered POWER PUNCH in a 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
CHAINSAW JUGGLER was unbelievably bested by ST. RIKER in a 2 minute brutal bout.
HELLHOUND was overpowered by VITALOGY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
STYGIAN HAG demolished FOREIGN SHORE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
SOLINARI was overpowered by IOTA DRACONIS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FIGHTING ILLINI was demolished by ROBERT GERMAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STRAWBERRY JHANS was overpowered by SNAKE BITE in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
FEZZIK was viciously subdued by BLOCK in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
XI AQUILAE was vanquished by JOMMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOLGAN vanquished AYI'IG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MAMMA MIA was savagely defeated by CURDLE in a popular 4 minute gory match.
ADDICTION overpowered ATHENA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
RARE BREED vanquished ODACHI in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
R-1 viciously subdued SCONE GOLEM in a exciting 6 minute gruesome match.
CHAZZ bested FAITH in a popular 2 minute battle.
HAMBURGER TRAIN overpowered HOFFA in a exciting 4 minute bloody uneven duel.
WAR TOY vanquished BREAK OF DAY in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
CREAMED MALCORN viciously subdued WILLIE BROWN in a action packed 8 minute match.
8 AM CLASS won victory over ROT in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
STEADY DECLINE overpowered VESSEL in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
NECROWRETCH was viciously subdued by JAROBI in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
WICKED SLICE was demolished by DIPSO DOODLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL demolished RIOT FIGHT in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
CLEAN HANDS demolished ANOMALY in a 4 minute uneven duel.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO was overpowered by PSUNAMI FORCE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
METAL BRACE demolished ADEMA in a 2 minute gory one-sided brawl.
PART POWER overpowered THE HIEROPHANT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
NEVERMORE was savagely defeated by FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
BLOODBATH & BEYOND was savagely defeated by HENCHMAN in a popular 2 minute duel.
RAT-CATCHER beat SHIFTED in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome duel.
RIPKEN was overpowered by ORC TENDERLOIN in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
SNOZZLE was handily defeated by RED BARCHETTA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATH was vanquished by ARCHAIC TRIAD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
CANNED HEAT lost to -10 ATTACK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal duel.
TRAIN RAIL demolished BRUTALIX in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
MIRROR'S GAZE handily defeated RIB TIP FLOYD in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
ELF COBBLER handily defeated DIRTY CLOTHES in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LEAK was bested by DELTA CORVI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome bout.
STRATOS easily killed DELILAH in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
GASOLINE DREAMS overpowered EAGLE'S CLAW in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SIX-GUN TAROT demolished CYCLOTUBULUS in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
HIT THE SACK viciously subdued HOWLIN' BANDIT in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
SAUSAGE FINGERS won victory over OVERSTAND in a popular 1 minute fight.
PATRICK BATEMAN vanquished FREEBOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EGG RAID outwaited HERMY in a action packed 8 minute gruesome contest.
ZWEIBACK was overcome by HERETIC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
CHALER defeated RECOVERY SETBACK in a exciting 5 minute match.
BEDTIME viciously subdued HEDGEHOG in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
HUMBLE LEE vanquished PHIFE in a 2 minute bloody uneven contest.
HOME RUN!! overpowered T-4 STRAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
VEIL OF DECEPTION was viciously subdued by POT SHOT in a 2 minute gruesome match.
THE FADED LINE devastated HOUSTON in a 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
PINKY RING was savagely defeated by HOFFA in a 13 minute gory bout.
TAIPEI subdued MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 3 minute bloody conflict.
SPHINX was demolished by FOGGED UP MIRROR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HEMO GOBLIN was demolished by BUSTED ACES in a 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
SLITHERING IDIOT was overpowered by RAINDROPS in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ED savagely defeated HUMAN PRETZEL in a popular 7 minute brutal fight.
BOWE was narrowly defeated by PROCYON in a monotonous 15 minute brutal brawl.
MALICE was savagely defeated by CANCHA in a action packed 3 minute gory conflict.
SHO'NUFF was demolished by HERMY in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
KLEPTO MAN was overpowered by HIRE WATHA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DESOLATE WAYS was savagely defeated by COMIC BOOK GUY in a 2 minute duel.
LITHIUM demolished WEST WOOD in a exciting 1 minute uneven struggle.
BASHER FORCE was demolished by CPT. BUZZY in a exciting 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
CANDYMAN won victory over INNOCENT GEOMETRY in a 2 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      61         PARRY-STRIKE      34 -  22 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     35         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         PARRY-LUNGE       62 -  48 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  24         WALL OF STEEL    107 -  83 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         STRIKING ATTACK  151 - 121 -  2      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         BASHING ATTACK   108 - 114 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         SLASHING ATTACK   48 -  53 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW       290 - 331 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         LUNGING ATTACK   157 - 180 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY      158 - 190 -  0      45  |

Turn 745 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  7     AIMED BLOW        29 - 32         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 17         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     13 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 18         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  5                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY       19 - 16                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877       67  37  0  317 CEPHEUS (1820)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLACKGUARD 5-5543          52  18  3  266 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
WALL OF STEEL    DOBBIE 84-30850            81  73  2  262 PEEP SHOW (1696)
TOTAL PARRY      CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311    70  55 13  226 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)
LUNGING ATTACK   PINK SHIRT 28-5336         36  25  0  225 BIG SHOTS (1739)
PARRY-LUNGE      PICAROON 28-5202           44  30  1  218 SEA DOGS (1864)
SLASHING ATTACK  BUGG-SHASH 73-6313         29  22  1  218 GREAT OLD ONES (1955)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 47-7758           72  46  2  212 BASH BROS PARK (1867)
BASHING ATTACK   SUICIDE KING 35-3104       39  44  1  196 ONE MAN GANG (1718)
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 47-8396          34  21  0  195 BAD BEATS (1971)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SOULTAKER 82-16461.  The ten other most popular fighters were LONE WOLF 31-162, ZETA 
AQUILAE 62-4867, SCONE GOLEM 7-6563, ONE TIME! 47-8396, CHUCKY 22-7121, CANNED HEAT 
6-7219, SAINT ANNIE 84--24140, HIP WADERS 82--8894, XIAHOU DUN 72-8784, and RECOVERY 
SETBACK 59-3017.

The least popular fighter this week was THE GNOME 84-26786.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105, PROCYON 99-6671, BOWE 99-5028, HOFFA 
18-9369, INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111, KLEPTO MAN 73-6569, FREEBOOTER 28-5201, DELILAH 
9-6107, BRUTALIX 31-6646, and SNOZZLE 20-460.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           4  0 0  JURINE(61)           3  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  MORYA(28)            3  5 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  3 1  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  4 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       4  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  4 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  5 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  3 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  4 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       3  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          9  9 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      19  6 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     2  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  0 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  5 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916              73 105  2  184  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 39  55  1  195  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763          28  29  0  100  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 KID KOALA 4-5694            35  38  1  191  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543           52  18  3  266  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782         70  75  0  218  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     70  55 13  226  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 HUMBLE LEE 8-4061           22  23  0   90  SERIOUS LEE (2010)         ARKERS
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893            35  44  0  183  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387        46  43  0  214  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         62  71  1  170  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 53  52  0  197  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   74  46  0  196  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677         35  44  0  137  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 JOB 18-6129                 80 194  0  207  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               58  60  1  180  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65            27  23  3   79  I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028)     SEAM
 VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180  44  62  0  186  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SECOND MATE 22-7157         44  40  1  201  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084      73  54  1  214  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 JONAS 25-5938               35  39  1  179  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      30  17  1  219  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336          36  25  0  225  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158         24  21  1  118  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 LONE WOLF 31-162            66 101  1  184  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638      27  23  0  175  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104        39  44  1  196  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 REBUILD 36-7697             59  59  0  220  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521       38  23  1  206  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 WICKED SLICE 39-4083        20  36  1  131  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 BOZO 42-4016                69  90  0  191  CLOWNING AROUND (1720)     RODEKI
 UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011   29  23  1  181  COLLEGE RADIO (2045)       VEASTIAN
 FEZZIK 45-814               42  41  1  180  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 HENCHMAN 46-4560            21  10  0  116  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            72  46  2  212  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111   17  11  1   49  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
 FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231    17   5  1   88  BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001)  TROCAR
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343          53  62  1  214  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 BILLY THE KID 59-2969       29  24  2  170  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218          28  14  0   83  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        67  37  0  317  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 ST. RIKER 62-4828           43  55  0  181  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 ROT 65-7407                 24  17  0   98  THAT SMELL (2033)          DAL SHANG
 VITALOGY 68-5103            33  36  2  186  ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681)  FIREHOLD
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784          30  33  0  197  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          29  22  1  218  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621   38  37  6  208  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          35  16  2  107  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 VIDHI 81-2840               19  10  1   84  PRAY THE GODS (2038)       SHADOWSPIRE
 HIP WADERS 82--8894         38  59  2  226  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 SAINT ANNIE 84--24140       40  26  3  266  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333      28  27  0  139  HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006)       JASPER GULCH
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424        9  12  5   54  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 SPURT 96-5750               28  23  4  236  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431       25  15  3  214  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105     43  42  5  185  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335      18  20  4  209  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE